I'm In LA, Now Where's My Fucking Deal

As a video collector in Peoria, IL, I noticed a disturbing trend in porn. It's all crap. I blame the shooters and the idiots that hire them.

I was watching this Jules Jordon shit. That guy has his head so far up John Stagliano's diseased riddled colon, I'm sure he's got aids now too . Is it too much to ask for some fucking originality? What's next, Jules? Gettin fucked up the ass by Brazilian shemales?

Vivid uses some fat faggot named ChiChi La Peu to shoot its videos. How is some fat fucking queerball gonna know how to shoot a hot hetero movie ? No wonder Vivid movies suck ass. Vivid movies have about as much strokevalue as John Stagliano has T cells . I dont care how many Tera Patricks you put in the video, no homo is gonna make it hot! Just look at Brandon Iron's shit .

Am I the only one who cares about this shit? Skeeter at Mayhem doesnt even stick around to watch his own crap ! he's too busy counting his liquid assets and buying illegal whores real estate to care about his own shitty product. Too bad you can't tattoo talent.

and who was the fuckin einstein who let performers start shooting anyway ? it's like putting a junkie in charge of the methadone clinic. Unless theyre pulling a Lexington Steele on them, i see no point for companies to hire these monkeys.

It's time for things to change. I have spent the last few months getting settled in the porn valley. That's right. I'm amongst you all now . And, I'm ready to shoot a true hardcore series. None of that Cuntusion make believe crap. I'm talkin real hardcore. So, companies with balls need to contact me. I'm here to help.

My guess is that it's not a good idea to alienate the powers that be in the valley by saying that all they shoot is crap if you are looking for a production deal.

That being said, there are models a plenty here, so just go and shoot your own vids so you can shop them around for distribution if you think you can do better.

Get all of those cameras ready to shoot,and the talent to perform,and simply thrill us,Phil...at any cost!!!

What do you do to relax, Phil?