I tawt I taw a porn star...

I tawt I taw a porn star... - 01/17/05 08:10 AM

Last night at this bar I saw a chick who looked just like Birtney Madison, except she didn't have a cock in her mouth. I shoulda said to her that she looks like this porn star I wanna fuck... wonder how that would have turned out...

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: I tawt I taw a porn star... - 01/18/05 06:20 AM

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Last night at this bar I saw a chick who looked just like Birtney Madison, except she didn't have a cock in her mouth.

Yeah I know what you mean.They just don't look the same without it.Fucking whores.

Posted by: Ozzie

Re: I tawt I taw a porn star... - 01/18/05 09:02 AM

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I shoulda said to her that she looks like this porn star I wanna fuck... wonder how that would have turned out...

Now there's an original pick up line if I ever heard one

Posted by: Mike Meatmaster

Re: I tawt I taw a porn star... - 01/21/05 05:39 AM

If I had been drunk and not working I mighta considered actually saying that.

Maybe I need to go to LA & Vegas and search out some porn stars... not enough of them come to Houston. Have the time the "stars" they have at a strip club I've never heard of.