Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million

Posted by: Lord Byron

Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 08/30/03 10:55 PM

Money no object. Because they'd obviously want paying. And you could ship them to any country, whether
you're in the USA, UK, France or Russia.
My list includes:
PJ Sparxx
Jill Kelly (perversely)
TJ Hart
Keri Windsor
Belladonna
Jenteal (sorry Planet Sex)
Cheyenne Silver
Temptress
Devinn Lane
Wendi Knight...etc, etc, etc...just the usual contract starz!
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 08/31/03 10:47 AM

Pamela Anderson.

Heck, she´s a pornstar, ain´t she?
Posted by: Love 80's Porn

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 08/31/03 08:35 PM

PJ Sparxx
Celeste (of the Vivid movies)
Jill Kelly(rip that arse that she gave only to Eric Price)
Jeanna Fine
JR Carrington
Nikita Denise
Taylor St. Claire
Sahara Sands
Nikki Tyler
Alisha Klass
Heather Lee
Alyssa Love
Jewel Denyle
Jessica Darlin
Liza Harper
Rebecca Lord

Whew...quite a long list, eh?
Posted by: Dinand

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/01/03 06:49 AM

a threesome with claire james and gen padova
Posted by: RobertF

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/01/03 08:12 AM

Tracy Lords!
Posted by: Mike Meatmaster

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/01/03 03:49 PM

Most of the modelgig girls.

What about a pornstar you'd fuck and win $1million. Like that would have to be one of the plumpers, or toothless people or granny bangers.
Posted by: Lord Byron

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/01/03 11:06 PM

No-one's mentioned Ron Jeremy yet. You know, it's isn't strictly confined to female porn stars.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/02/03 06:43 AM

Ron Jeremy? W.T.F?
Posted by: Lord Byron

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/02/03 09:20 AM

Eye woz joking ewe no!
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/03/03 08:04 AM

A threesome with Claire James!Oh yes...Dinand you got that right! Anyday!
Posted by: Lord Byron

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/03/03 09:53 PM

Yeah, Gen, hinny, but who in their right mind would charge you?
Posted by: Dinand

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/04/03 01:53 AM

jeff mike should really start his own fan fuxxx/on the prowl serie so we could make some of these things happen.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/04/03 06:54 PM

uh.... im not worthy.... uh ... ? yea.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/04/03 10:35 PM

Dodger tickets-$20.00, Playstation 2-$150.00, Fucking Gen-priceless
Posted by: southboy

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/05/03 03:41 AM

MY LIST OF BABES amber lynn,sammie sparks,alexa rae,jeanna fine, porsche lynn,kristina st james, taylor wayne,savanna samson,francesca le, karina,nina hartley,cheri taylor. P.S. all end in faceblasting especially CUMDODGER NINA right in her SEXY EYES!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lord Byron

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/05/03 04:47 AM

Nooooooooooo gen, babe! I meant who would charge you because you're a classy chick! You should be charging them! Oh, Gen, cuddles, no offence meant, babes!
Lots of chokes and giggles from Lord Byron.
Posted by: Dinand

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/05/03 05:23 AM

i can't believe some guys are getting paid to have sex with gen while i would actually pay to have sex with gen
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/05/03 08:24 AM

lol oooops... i think I read it wrong.Im sorry. Silly me!
Posted by: Dinand

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/05/03 09:21 AM

don't worry about it gen, it's not like we were talking about you
Posted by: helmouth

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/06/03 02:04 AM

I would wanna do:
gauge
kaylani
krystal steal,
monica sweetheart,
belladonna
and amber michaels - maybe doin a cumshot on her like she got in the Ass Worship vid! Good stuff!
Posted by: Steven Millan

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/11/03 09:32 PM

All of them!!!
With the exception of all of the males,the gay males,extremely overweight chicks,extremely elderly chicks(the elderly grandma types),and the transexuals(whom I refuse to do).
Posted by: Steven Millan

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 09/11/03 09:34 PM

And the exception of the(unfortunate) HIV infected ones,and everybody's favorite whipping girl,Steph(of course).
Posted by: Cow

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/18/05 02:14 PM

Interesting list.... It must mean that I could fuck 1.000 porn whores and pay each one $1.000.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/18/05 03:34 PM

I want Briana Banks, Hillary Scott, or Alexis Amore. I'd try to get Jennifer Luv to do anal, since she seems to have made it out of porn without being pierced. Nautica Thorn and Sabrine Maui would fill my asian requirement.
Posted by: |R|A|Y|

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/19/05 02:39 AM



TAIJA RAE


PS: Anyone else find it disturbing when parents name their kids after porn stars?
Posted by: Shawn Reynolds

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/19/05 07:04 PM

Jenaveve Jolie .... as many times money will buy!
Posted by: RN20

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/20/05 08:51 PM

peter north
julian
mr. marcus
nick manning

tia bella
janine
heather hunter
jenaveve jolie
Posted by: GUAPO

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/20/05 10:30 PM

Knowing the way i roll id probably get mad fucked up like on a Tuesday night after winning the Mill. Natty light dog, Natty LIGHT!

I'd land up fucking some disaster like baby doll or Tabitha Stevens for free and then spend the 1 million dollars on medical expenses and ointments and creams.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/21/05 02:42 AM

None of them.

The moment a girl does porn, I lose any desire I might have had to actually have sex with her.
Posted by: millfill

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/21/05 06:10 AM

Any that would be attracted to and was resonable about "compensation"



But to name a few:

Leanna Heart
Andrea Spinks...aka...Pixie (British)
Taylor Rain can swallow a load
Keri Sable
Monica Sweetheart

I could go on LOL
Posted by: The Donger

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/21/05 05:33 PM

Cassidey
Taylor Hayes
Devon
Shane
Briana Banks
Posted by: Ivan

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/22/05 11:05 PM

I would continue humping Kami for free and buy a hell of the house with that money.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/23/05 07:46 PM

My friend nothing is free, not even Kami
Posted by: Ivan

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/23/05 11:39 PM

Posted by: Smartt

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/24/05 04:39 AM

Meh. Millionaires don´t need to pay for anything. Millionaries get all the pussy they want for free.
Posted by: redbeard

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/24/05 09:54 PM

This answer is meaningless cause I would never be in that shape.

I were ever in that situation, I don't think I would want pay to bang them. I always found it far more interesting to get in a chicks head than to get in her pants, although getting in her pants is fun to.

Having Gen sitting on my lap, in a top notch restraunt feeding me pasta sounds like fun.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/25/05 08:39 PM

i don't think i could ever pay for sex, it's just not me, the money's not really the constraint on doing it.
Posted by: LeTissier

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/27/05 04:03 AM

My List:

Briana Banks
Silvia Saint
Sarah Young
Courtney Simpson
Ava Devine
Avy Scott
Alexa Rae
Lisa Lipps
Holly Body
Asia Carrera
Blake Mitchell
Jenna Jameson
Chasey Lain
Nina Hartley
Ginger Lynn
Cara Lott
Sharon Kane
Kira Kener
Teri Weigel
Jeanna Fine
Cathy Menard
Marilyn Jess
Marilyn Rose
Christy Canyon
Wendy Whoppers
Monica Sweetheart
Traci Lords
Azlea Antistia
Angelica Bella
Milly D'Abbraccio
Brigitta Bulgari
Brittany O'Neil
Selen
Kim Chambers
Ashlyn Gere
Hailey Young
Randi Wright
Cailey Taylor
Summer Rose
Rachel Ryan
Baby Pozzi
Miss Pomodoro
Eva Orlowsky
Robin Cannes
Jasmine Tame
Jasmine St.Claire
Houston
Janine
PJ Sparxxx
Jill Kelly
Cicciolina
Kelly Trump
Helen Duval
Silver Forrest
Madison Stone
Trina Michaels
...and many others!
Posted by: muzza

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/27/05 07:52 AM

Absolute number one in my book
Krystal De Boor

followed by & not in any order
Zuzzana
Avy Scott
Lisa Sparxxx
Christy Canyon
Traci Lords
Kim Chambers
Jane Darling
Nicole Sheridan
Sophie Evans
Daphne Rosen
Chessie Moore
Lisa Lipps
Ava Devine
Sana Fey
Sarah Young
Katja Kassen

I mainly like big tit girls but I would give my left nut so to speak to fuck Krystal De Boor she is the hottest.
Posted by: Shane Tyler

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/29/05 07:07 PM

Lord Byron writes -
Quote:

Money no object. Because they'd obviously want paying. And you could ship them to any country, whether you're in the USA, UK, France or Russia.


!!! W T F !!!

I know I'm opening myself up for a load of shit about this .. But, what leads any porn fan to believe they can "purchase the sexual services" of any porn starlet regardless of money?!!

OK, so some porn stars 'hook' and 'escort' on the side; however, they're a small minority to the mass number of girls in the XXX biz .. Most of whom wouldn't "sell themselves", outside the comfort of a regulated industry, for any amount of money.

We're "fucking-performers" .. Not "fuckin' prostitutes"! Simply because we enjoy sex doesn't mean we'd enjoy sex with YOU! Sorry if this bursts anyone's bubble!

Now .. If you've got a cute bisexual girlfriend, I might consider blowin' ya for free just to get to her! lol
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/29/05 10:36 PM

Quote:

But, what leads any porn fan to believe they can "purchase the sexual services" of any porn starlet regardless of money?!!




Two words: [insert first word here] Ranch.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/30/05 09:11 AM

Quote:

But, what leads any porn fan to believe they can "purchase the sexual services" of any porn starlet regardless of money?!!



Its all hypothetical. Relax. Were just having fun. BTW, welcome to the board.
Posted by: Shane Tyler

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 10/30/05 10:39 AM

ChicoTravieso writes -
Quote:

Its all hypothetical. Relax. Were just having fun. BTW, welcome to the board.



Thanks for the welcome Chico

I guess I might have come-off as somewhat hostile in my earlier post and, to be honest, I'm honestly not that upset about the misconception some fans have regarding the sexual prowess (off-camera) of female porn performers. It obviously "cums" with the job!

Sometimes it just needs to be said, and some people reminded, that the adult video industry is based around FANTASY. I know I was able to live out some of my personal sexual fantasies during my time in the XXX biz and, at times, it most definitely wasn't about the paycheck!

I know it's all hypothetical, but couldn't this topic have been titled "Porn Stars You'd Love To Fuck!" minus the mention of money and still received the same exact responses?! Although I'm sure that subject has been posted countless times before.

To be honest, after venting here a bit, I'm cool with the topic!
Let the FANTASY Live-On!
Posted by: mr_hotty

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/04/05 01:05 PM

I D LIKE 2 FUCK HANNAH HARPER AND ME MR HOTTY DONT NEED MILLIONS 4 THAT.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/04/05 09:34 PM

Quote:

I D LIKE 2 FUCK HANNAH HARPER AND ME MR HOTTY DONT NEED MILLIONS 4 THAT.



Spend that million getting your caps lock key unstuck. Seriously.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/04/05 09:48 PM

Quote:

I D LIKE 2 FUCK HANNAH HARPER AND ME MR HOTTY DONT NEED MILLIONS 4 THAT.


Spend it on an education because you really need it.
Posted by: mr_hotty

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/05/05 09:11 PM




Spend it on an education because you really need it.


SHUT UP U DICK HEAD I DONT NEED ANY ADVICE ON MILLION DOLLAR PROFITS OF EDUCATION 4M THE BULLSHIT LIKE U
Posted by: mr_hotty

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/05/05 09:15 PM




Spend that million getting your caps lock key unstuck. Seriously.


WAT Z UR PROBLEM WID THE CAPITAL LETTERS
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/05/05 09:55 PM

Who's this mook? Alright, who's trying to float a dummy account past us this time?
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/05/05 10:47 PM

Quote:

Who's this mook? Alright, who's trying to float a dummy account past us this time?



Judging by the all-caps and the use of numbers in lieu of small words (ie. "4" instead of "for"), I'd bet we're dealing with a 12 year-old reject from an AOL chatroom.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/06/05 01:16 AM

Quote:




Spend it on an education because you really need it.


SHUT UP U DICK HEAD I DONT NEED ANY ADVICE ON MILLION DOLLAR PROFITS OF EDUCATION 4M THE BULLSHIT LIKE U



1. Why do you type in ALL CAPS?
2. dickhead is one word, not two.
3. Why do you speak in a fragmented, irregular sentence?
4.What the hell is 4M?
5. The sentence should end...bullshit FROM you. Go learn proper English.
Posted by: mr_hotty

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/06/05 04:19 AM

OHHHHHH I THINK SOME IDIOT OUT HERE HAVE PROBS WID MY ENGLISH ,CAPS LOCK, , LANGUAGE ETC ETC. I THINK U ALL ARE PROB CREATURES INSTEAD.I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY
WID REGARDS
MR HOTTY
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/06/05 08:58 AM

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/06/05 01:16 PM

Quote:

OHHHHHH I THINK SOME IDIOT OUT HERE HAVE PROBS WID MY ENGLISH ,CAPS LOCK, , LANGUAGE ETC ETC. I THINK U ALL ARE PROB CREATURES INSTEAD.I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY
WID REGARDS
MR HOTTY



Evan Seinfeld...welcome.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/06/05 01:55 PM

Quote:

I HOPE U ALL GOT TREATED PROPERLY
WID REGARDS
MR HOTTY



Evan Seinfeld...welcome.



Allright Willie, that'll earn you a few of these!
Posted by: Cow

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/13/05 02:57 PM

This weekend I would fuck these 2 for 1 million.

Posted by: popo

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/20/05 04:27 AM

venus
belladonna
missy monroe
kacey
ryan conner
miko lee
renee pornero
syvette wimberly
michelle wild
melissa lauren
Posted by: Afx2005

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/20/05 09:46 AM

For me it's just NIKKI BENZ ! The rest isn't worth $ 1 Million.
Posted by: melissa

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/20/05 11:36 AM

Quote:


WAT Z UR PROBLEM WID THE CAPITAL LETTERS



shit. Garfield's back
Posted by: Houston hung

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/28/16 04:09 PM

I fucked. Syvette a few years ago. Not worth a buck. Should have asked for a refund but that would be rude
Posted by: Crazy Preacher

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/29/16 07:41 PM

Sienna West
Claire Dames
Some blonde broad that just went by Tara.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 06:27 AM

Sadie West
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 08:43 AM

As of today,

Adriana Chechik
Alexa Tomas
Jasmine Jae
Rachel Roxxx
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 11:22 AM

Penny Pax
Darla Crane
Ava Adams
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 01:21 PM

For starters, Brooklyn Night.
Posted by: Palindrome

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 02:39 PM

Not a porn star per se, but mine would be, without a doubt, Emily Grey. She is my end-all, be-all ideal.
Posted by: Abismo Negro

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 02:58 PM

Eh, why not?

I'd totally go for Phoenix Marie.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 03:45 PM

Can this thread be moved over to ADT?
Posted by: Johny

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 09:13 PM

Katja Kassin
Tiffany Kohl
Charlotte Cross

And you don't need $1 Million for that.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 11/30/16 11:38 PM

Oh, we're supposed to spend the whole million on her?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/01/16 06:28 AM

If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/01/16 06:39 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.


I hear ya. I'd get an ounce of coke and hire Selena Gomez & Arianna Grande for a private concert in a Holiday Inn Express. After the first 4-5 lines in each of em, I'd be choppin out 1 fat line and one small line each time and play "Who wants it worse?" Maybe mix in Hayden Panitierre and we could play "Guess whose butthole it was in".
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/01/16 07:40 AM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.


I have a million bucks. You'd be surprised.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/01/16 12:05 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.


Butt skany pw's can gape/rosebud, deepthroat, etc...
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 08:56 AM

^You're "not winning" lol
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 08:57 AM

Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
If I had a million bucks fucking some skanky pw would not be a priority.


I have a million bucks. You'd be surprised.


Maybe but I doubt it. I'm considering the source of that statement. laugh
Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 11:29 AM

Willy D is right, this thread is so fan boi it belongs at ADT.

Vice Admiral, a question, where did you go to undergrad?
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 05:41 PM

^ Warbucks U.
Posted by: Jake Malone's Ghost

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 06:54 PM

It couldn't be West Point, the cocaine would have gotten him first! Plus no ability to delay gratification.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 07:45 PM

No, I meant like the bald motherfucker without the eyeballs. Anyway, if he'd gone to a Service Academy, it would have been Annapolis.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 08:52 PM

BTW, "houston hung" = JRV

I can't believe a newbie bumped a 10-year-old thread just because he has the stupid crush on this Sivette Wimperly cunt. Now you know why the one rule around here is, no real names.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/02/16 09:29 PM

I thought JRV's undying crush was Gen "Let's milk JRV for all he's worth with the fake cancer schtick" Padova?
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/03/16 06:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Jake Malone's Ghost
Vice Admiral, a question, where did you go to undergrad?


Not a service academy. The Admiral attended Nowheretown State University for a bachelor's degree, University of Chicago for a master's degree as a teaching assistant, and then a top law school. Also did some exchange study at universities in Asia on two prestigious fellowships from foreign governments. When it was time to delay gratification, gratification was delayed. Now it is time for gratification.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/03/16 04:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
Now it is time for gratification.



I can't say I blame you. You spent the best years of your life engineering the TPP and, lo and behold, the people went and elected someone who's vowed to torpedo the deal. Hell, If I were in your shoes, I'd spend the next four years snorting lines off of Thai hookers' asses too.

On the other hand, if you were the kind of gambling man I am --and I do believe you are-- you're wagering that Drumpf's vow to sink the TPP is as worthless as his vow to preserve coal jobs in Appalachia, or to make the Mexicans pay for a wall that can't, logistically, be built in the first place. In that case, if I were you, I'd be snorting lines off of a somewhat better class of whore ass. I hope you pursue this latter option. I'd hate to not have you to kick around over a stupid thing like the Hi Five.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/03/16 04:58 PM

Those are very kind wishes, J.B., but I remind you: I had nothing to do with TPP and oppose the treaty personally. And I voted Drumpf, mainly because the Admiral is from and has fond feelings for Appalachia. We are plenty tired of the Democrats' economic shit sandwich and with being their scapegoats.
Posted by: J.B.

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/03/16 05:07 PM

Well, I'm sorry to say that you, like all the good folks in that region, are going to become acquainted with what we in NYC call "The Three-Card Monte" experience. Nonetheless, stick to the better class of whores, for both of our sakes. grin
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/04/16 09:56 AM

Us folks in Appalachia are entirely accustomed to Three Card Monty. It gave us our Raison De'tre.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/06/16 03:32 PM

Ryan Knox
Posted by: Houston hung

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/08/16 06:56 AM

Thought she was a dumb cunt, not worth a dime
Posted by: bobbyjames

Re: Porn Stars You'd Fuck If You Won $1 Million - 12/21/16 06:44 PM

Jessie Andrews, Chastity Lynn, Remy Lacroix.