Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?!

Posted by: It Was Fun

Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 04:42 PM

Yea... I finished my damn spaghetti and meatballs! I know for sure when I do get lucky (every other week) and take a nice fatty ass loafer, those pepperocini's are gonna burn like a mother fuckin bastard having a colonoscopy!

So yea.. wuts for dessert? Well I just got done watchin Bianca playing with her cooter, chatting with all us crazy degenerates at her Yahoo! Group ( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/biancapureheart )oh and by the way she sucked some mad cock too... but I was feelin' a little empty inside...

... I ordered me some Tiramisu just to make me all happy n fuzzy inside. This crap is fuckin toooooo diiiieee foor! Let me just tell you! It's got some white meat, some dark meat and some cream filling... how do you like that? The cream filling melts in my mouth just like any others cock juice would.

Yea! It's kinda like that.

*runs around naked with cream filling in her mouth* "yay!! mommy I got it!! I got the cream filling!"

Oh! Did I tell you that Tiramisu has rum in it?
Posted by: c62

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 05:57 PM

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but I was feelin' a little empty inside...



You could get one of those foot long Hickory Farm Beef tubes (forgot the exact name) and kill to birds with one stone. Eat it and fuck it.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 06:12 PM

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GOD SEND!!! (wow im going to hell double wammy on that one)
Posted by: Qreed

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 06:46 PM

We know you have issues with your hiney Gen, if you keep wilding and piling stuff in...

http://movies.sicflics.com/pre_movies579a.htm
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 07:37 PM

Gen, please don't take this the wrong way but baby, you must be in the holiday eggnog tonight. I'm loving it.

If you're tipsy let me know- I am good with drunk girls as long as they don't have whiskey clit
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 07:59 PM

I think rum is more hardcore than eggnog Mr. Borny Horny Yo Yo hehehe! Licky da Clitty! Fuck that, just fuck me! Since I dont have Cram here to Cram his dick down my throat. hahaha
Posted by: Qreed

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 08:48 PM

I remember screwing some drunk chicks or was it me? Hair spray smell will retain in a memory, nasty flashback. I get them drinking OJ from having way too many screwdrivers for years.

They never O and its just sawing away for an hour. I'd rather hit it with sober babes, myself included. Whiskey dick is noodles and that's terrible to experience. The chick bitches something wrong with you but its her.

Chick smell is very different when their blotto and its not appealing.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 09:41 PM

What the hell? WHen I'm over the top flat out drunk I'm viciously horny more than I ever would be sober and I'm cum harder than I normally do which is dangerous cuz I've passed like I passout from anal sex sober. It's a little scary but feels awesome.

Stinking? The bitch probably has bacterial vaginosis or cervicitis, tell the hoe to take antibiotics such as Metrocondizale (sp?) and she'll be peachy. It's not a STD just happens from time to time. Alcohol has nothing to do with it unless hse's a flat out alcoholic.

Posted by: Qreed

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 09:53 PM

your professional and got special powers when jacked up, your right chicks get wild on the juice and their a lot of fun sexually.

chicks for years I didn't understand, they were clueless about themselves physically. College girls had never been to a gyno. They caught something and hid it. Drunk girls at bars in my hoody were the worst at hiding a dank mess trying to cover it with body perfume. They would be wearing the tightest clothes.

Its brutal out here in the untested world. At least it was when I was living it up. In the suburbs now, nice yards and streets, chicks still hiding a mess not going to doctors regular. Dudes are the same way hopping babe to babe.

There should be blood and health screening centers in cities many as convience stores. Maybe a convience chain should have a pharmacy and blood collecting counter. Its horrible so much sex disease in our population.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Ya'll wut 'bout desseRt?! - 12/22/04 09:57 PM

FUCKIN REJECTS!