Bukkake, schmakke! The new trend: Pinkeye Bitches!

What in blazes leads a man to spend his waking hours looking for SPERM on the Internet?

When I want to see sperm, I make my own!

MrPoo has a site http://www.eye-cum.com/

Wait till you see this Japanese movie! (130 Mans, 160 Shots!)

I did that for Mr. Poo

We did it already.

Ewwww!!!!! sperm in eyes!!!! far far nastier than beast

BUMP.

And: http://pinkeyewhores.pornaccess.com

And...ick; what's wrong with you people?!?!?

Queeny Love beat all those guys to this stupid cum in the eyes bullshit.
http://www.queenylove.com/

We are rapidly running out of orifices to cum in. "Up the Nose!" is the obvious next choice, but past that the "pickings" are going to be pretty slim. "Ear Wax Sluts" doesn't sound like a best seller unless the audience mis-hears the claim that it features "All Aural Sex".

"Cum In My Armpit" will likely only catch on in Europe. And I doubt that there are enough hot bitches with tracheotomies to fill sixty minutes.

I would love to see a guy stick the tip of his cock up a whore's nose and shoot his load. That would be funny.

Zen I sense a decline in the tone of your replies akin to the decline of the Roman Empire. I think the denouement is as predictable as it is inevitable.

This happened to me once in my early twenties, and not by my request. The guy, let's call him Peter North, was about five feet away from my face. He had a little premature ejaculation problem, so he was taking a break. I just brushed him with my foot, and then, bam, bullseye! It stung like a motherfucker, and my eye was so red it looked like a peeled grape tomato for six hours.

Purely medical question: what makes jizz so unapalatable for the eye? What compound makes it sting so much?

Ask and ye shall receive. The contents of jizz explained:

http://www.thesite.org/healthandwellbeing/generalhealth/menshealth/semenfacts

So...the citric acid, I'm guessing.