Hedgehog in a cage

The Hedgehog has a snout full of problems: Clicky

I tried to label this with my best attempt at a NYPost headline.

Accordingly to Deadline: Prosecutors are recommending bail at $6.6 million.

I wonder which adult bookstore owner will pony up the bail money.

What is the over/under on how many times the Hedgehog will pass out from his narcolepsy during his preliminary hearing?

How about: Porn star catches a case ?

https://deadline.com/2020/06/adult-film-...ape-1202967642/

The actual NY Post headline wasn't Post-Worthy at all:

Ron Jeremy charged with multiple counts of rape, sexual assault


I miss the good old days when they knew how to write a headline:

They are still pretty good

What's the over/under on Hedgehog catching the 'rona before the black penile butt rape begins?

He is in the unhealthy senior citizen cohort and the jails have been a hotbed of 'rona activity. If they make the bail $6.6 million where is he going to get it? Now the Hedgehog still has the first nickel he has ever made in porno, but I don't think he has that kind of free cash ($660K) on hand.

Too bad for him he wasn't arrested in NY state where that ridiculous no cash bail nonsense is going on. They are desperately trying to get that stupidity here in California.

I wonder if the bar where the assaults allegedly occurred was the porn star karaoke bar Sardi's?

Going to Sardi's (in the San Fernando Valley) would involve sharing the spotlight with others in his field. Plus, he is a denizen of the Sunset Strip. So the only bar on the strip that accepts him is The Rainbow Bar & Grill, which is in West Hollywood which was the city mentioned in the articles.

or The Comedy Store

Too bad for the Hedgehog that the Hustler Hollywood Cafe (near by down the street on Sunset from the Rainbow for you non-Los Angeles types) is closed. He used to hold court and always got free food and drink because his handprints were in cement in front of the main entrance.

Does anyone remember his acolytes: Kenny and Phoebe, the father and daughter duo from the South, they hung out together way too much for there not to be something incesty going on. They claimed they hated porn but spent a lot of time hanging out with the Hedgehog at the Hustler Hollywood cafe. The Hedgehog was always trying to fuck Phoebe, but she kept rebuffing him.

The Hedgehog in the well:



He remains in jail on $6.6 million bail, with his next court appearance scheduled for August. If convicted, Jeremy faces a possible maximum sentence of 90 years to life in state prison. He could also be required to register as a sex offender.

I guess you find out who your real friends are when trying to make bail.

At least his mooching has been put on hold until August.

--^ could you just PM me what you're trying to write and I'll attribute it to you? You aren't catching on about the use of quotes here.

Mmmkay?

The Hedgehog is turning out to be the Harvey Weinstein of the porn biz. Clicky

He ain't ever getting out. He has the $6.6 million bail he is currently being held on (which obviously he can't make), and all these people coming out of the woodwork, will seal the deal. No bail reduction in his future.

Too bad for him, this didn't happen in the 90s when he was at his height of fame. The inmates would have treated him like a star, and he would have been the king of the cellblock. Do his fellow inmates even know who he is and do they even care? Being a notorious schnorrer all of these years definitely isn't paying off in this situation. I doubt he can get good deli in stir, but he is eating for free.

Maybe Max Hardcore can give him some advice for doing time.

Will Ryder could make Ron Jeremy -- the Harvey Weinstein story: An XXX Parody by exhuming Dirty Harry and have him wear a fat suit to play the Hedgehog.

just 10yrs ago and Dennis Hof would have posted the bail

The irony of that would have been all those hard-working girls fucking truck drivers would have be contributing to bailing out their molester. It appears, from the LA Times article, that he was terrorizing the whores at Hof's place.

Ron Jeremy tried that shit on Nikita Denise and she put him in a headlock and banged his head into a wall....fact. He never bothered her again.

Doesn't look like there's much of him left to put in jail. I'd assume he doesn't have to worry about any anal escapades, that'd be one hard up con.

I wonder how many Negro assholes he has had to eat. I would suppose a tongue is a tongue in the joint and with his tongue up one's asshole, the person wouldn't have to see the Hedgehog's face or his body during the sexual contact. The Hedgehog might be having an Obama 'teachable' moment about sexual assault in the pokey.

My guess he will be convicted and will go to medium security prison as a sexual offender for many years. Maybe Brian Surewood could offer him some 'get hard' lessons if the Hedgehog gets released before he starts his sentence.

Well if he can swing work release he can always score a gig on the set of The Walking Dead. No need for makeup, just shove him out there and yell "roll".

Please don't every suggest that Jeff Mullen do something. Just because he can doesn't mean he should. He could also fall into a vat of bovine feces. :-)

Ron is too old to carry the kind of cachet that Max had in the pokey. I doubt Max had to do many sexual favors. Quite frankly, Max has presence and he's outgoing...and he doesn't look like an old saggy porn mope. Plus he didn't go in on a sex crime.

Rob Black found out (and admitted) what it's like when you go into the pokey with a shitty attitude.

If you have spent any time around the Hedgehog -- unfortunately like myself -- you quickly realize he thinks he is very funny and this 'humor' manifests itself in a pathetic, very bad, not good, Borscht-belt kind of way. Considering his ethnicity, age, and upbringing: Jewish, 1960s New York City, that style makes sense.

I'm sure being put into an hostile environment -- men's lockup -- where he is not being fawned over by young filmmakers and other entertainment types he usually likes courting, he is probably trying to joke his way out of unpleasant situations. A large Negro cellmate named Majestic who hails from South-Central LA or one named Angel, a Hispanic gangbanger, will not get nor be amused by ersatz, warmed-over Shelly Berman schtick.

Maybe his POC cellmate(s) would be amused by the Hedgehog sucking his own cock, a feat he may not be able to perform anymore considering the much additional girth he has accumulated over the decades.

Makes sense. From the onset, i figured it had to do with Hof swingin, or some whore tryin to get in with Hof and Jeremy was pawin them sayin he was the gatekeeper or Hof tellin him, "go try that one and let me know." I couldnt imagine that cheap fuck was out at a bar with out a money mark around.

Can he still suck it? I figured them days were 60lbs ago.

Really, it is good timing for him. As old as he is, now the gubment gonna have to pay all his.health care. His jew gold isnt in a bank acct, so eventual lawsuits wont pay out much, and he will achieve his lifes goal, being buried with as many shekels as possible.

My guess is that some fawning fanboy who had an accounting/tax background probably set up him up (gratis) to be judgement proof along the way years ago. Willy D would be the authority on this. Offshore Rabbi's trust? I don't see him as a guy who is withholding his taxes honestly.

I, who on a couple of occasions -- 15+ years ago -- had picked him up at his condo building in the heart of Hollywood, learned from him that he owns/owned a couple of rental condos in this same building. So, he has/had real estate rental income. As a mere mortal and not a potentially rape-able young girl, I never was invited into the condo, but I understand it is Panzerific, full of porno swag and tchotkes he acquired over the years.

In the 1990s, he got nascent Internet porno companies to rent him cars (low end) for his daily use in exchange for his endorsements. Imagine a green subcompact Kia from some second-tier rental agency, which was how he was rolling (for free). I could even imagine him hitting them up for a gasoline company credit card to pay for the gas.

His superpower is being a unrepented schnorrer.

Maybe he bought Krugerrands with his porn gelt and they are stashed in anonymous safe deposit boxes. Apparently he couldn't get access to enough cash to get his ass out of jail, or he simply thinks that coughing up non-refundable bond money isn't worth it and his narcissism thinks he will charm his way out of this situation.

Looking at his pic I'd say any wealth he had was long ago spent on drugs and whores. Mostly drugs.

Believe it or not, the Hedgehog is a teetotaler and non-smoker and wouldn't spend a nickel on a whore. So that look is just his genes revolting. Believe me he has a ton of money because he has schnorred himself in every situation in life.

One time during AVN there was a group of company owners planning to dine together at an expensive restaurant in Las Vegas and the Hedgehog invited himself to the dinner expecting his meal to be comped. Then everyone snuck away from the table one at a time to leave the Hedgehog alone to receive the bill for the table, the panic in his face was priceless. Unfortunately, he got away without paying anything, but nearly went into cardiac arrest when faced with the possibility of having to reach into his wallet to actually pay for another human being.

Another story of his schnorr-ness: if he had a strip club / adult bookstore appearance out of the Los Angeles area where the airfare wasn't included in the deal, he would call a local funeral parlor in area of the appearance and get the list of funerals going on during the date of the appearance and would call the airline(s) servicing that area and ask for a bereavement fare because he was flying in for the funeral.

That's fucked up and funny. I worked with a fireman who was with us part time. He'd tell us about people calling 911 for and ambulance, they'd get to the hospital, and the mooks would go in and walk right back out. All they wanted was a ride in town.

For a number of years he was one of the host of Nudesapoppin here in Indiana. Can't believe they'd pop for a ticket so he must have had many a dead relative here.



Register as a sex offender... Really, where? In the afterlife.

The hits keep on coming during the XPT outage:

Porn star Ron Jeremy charged with 20 more counts of sexual abuse in L.A. County

I wonder if additional accusations will come from other parts of the country? As the Harvey Weinstein of porn, the Hedgehog must have sexually assaulted or raped girls outside of L.A. County

IDK, some of that is "cause and effect". Don't want to be "taken advantage of" then don't get drunk. If truth be told there ought to be tens of millions of HS/college age kids in jail along side him. I know, to the letter of the law, I'd be one of them. I never got a girl drunk to take advantage of her, but there were a few that would have never had sex with me (or anyone) if not for being drunk.

No, he'd just rape them.

He came here i wanna say in 2001 and i foolishly went;porn was still almost edgy then. I got to ask a question (about Max lol). Pics w him were 10 bucks and when i got mine i gave him a 20 . he hemmed and hawed like the filthy kike he is and said 'hey how about i give you some stuff instead' and he wound up giving me like 2 stickers from the clothing company Porn Star which was his sponsor. What a jew.

The hits keep on coming:

Ron Jeremy Hit With Seven New Sexual Ass...If Found Guilty

On another note, Jerry's Deli is Studio City is closing. That was a place where the Hedgehog schnorred many a meal (and passed out from his narcolepsy).

I tried to post this when it was timely, but due the board being down for almost a month, here it is:

Ron Jeremy indicted on more than 30 counts of sexual assault in Los Angeles

I wonder what the piker's legal bills are going to run to. He won't cough up the $600K+ to get bail. The cheapest man in the world is probably going to be broke from this trial and will end up losing and spending the rest of his life in jail.

Wow, this makes all those rock videos, movies, and tv shows that thought they were doing the hip thing by having the Hedgehog consume space in their project look pretty foolish. They will look as tone-deaf as reruns of the The Cosby Show from the 1980s.

Ron is trying to have all separate trials, worried that some of the more heinous charges will taint the jury on the nonsense ones. Also says that since the accusations are for incidents that happened over 40yrs, he would have different defenses for each.

Viable argument, event if it is just a ploy to get more time out of his cell.

They must charge for haircuts, dye and razors in prison, because he lookin like a hobo.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/inside-ron-jeremy-ridiculous-motion-200802664.html

According to that article, he is in the medical ward. I am sure that keeps him out of GenPop and away from most danger. Plus that bum look must keep the most amorous of spooks or cholos from wanting to put their dick in him in any way.

He is probably getting as many medical procedures done on the governments dime as he can.

We should donate to his commissary fund, someone post that link

I was going to go dressed as him for a Halloween party this past year. Maybe, for my sake, it's a good thing the party was canceled.

How about instead we send him some shitty 1990s porno swag, maybe stickers with his picture on it from some long-ago defunct wannabe porno company.

I guarantee if any of us were in lockup, the Hedgehog would never think of putting any of his money into our account.

^this

Hedgehog Incoherent.

Hedgehog in trouble

Just saw that. Hopefully he is as good of an actor as Jimmy Snuka, and not Weinstein/Cosby level.

What a beautiful sight. I am sure the court system has a way to determine if an inmate is faking dementia.

Another approach for the Hedgehog is to pull a Bruce Jenner. Decide you're a trans woman and need to be held in a women's facility.
He's fat enough to have tits and apparently in today's world, you don't have to cut off your cock to be a woman. Just declaring it makes it so.

Under our very idiotic DA George Gascon, an evil minion of George Soros, I think he would have a better than a fifty percent chance of pulling that off.

Pop in to see what's up after a long time away and KF is talking about Soros in everypost like a jilted boyfriend. Odd.

One of Ron's victims speaks out:

Clicky

Doesnt make any sense. Nothing i ever heard about Ron would make me think he would invite a stripper into his home, get her work, etc, out of the goodness of his heart.

Porn King: The Rise and Fall of Ron Jeremy



Abacus Media Rights

Length: 2 x 60' (1 x 90' feature also available)

Producer: BriteSpark Films

Following on from the global success of the Michael Jackson docuseries Leaving Neverland and the acclaim of political doc Four Hours at the Capitol, Abacus Media Rights is bringing a new two-part documentary series on the life, career and alleged misdemeanors of infamous porn star Ron Jeremy to Mipcom.

Titled Porn King: The Rise and Fall of Ron Jeremy, the docuseries charts the life of Jeremy, a former leading performer in the American porn industry who successfully crossed over into the mainstream. Despite his diminutive frame, he became a porn icon who rubbed shoulders with Hollywood stars and performed in over 2,500 films. In June 2020, however, Jeremy was arrested in Los Angeles and charged with 35 counts of rape and sexual assault against 23 women.

As he awaits trial, the series digs deeper and reveals the inside story of Jeremy's time in the industry with access to alleged victims, key players and archive footage.

Porn King falls into this category of the shock doc space, looking at the dark side of a dark industry, says Jonathan Ford, Managing Director at Abacus. "This is very much a story about a man who has walked across the boundaries of his industry and celebrity and become known as a major star: He's appeared in everything from the Swedish Celebrity Big Brother to Hollywood films. And while you might already think porn is a dark industry, you learn about the further abuse that was going on."

source https://deadline.com/2022/10/elon-musk-mo-farah-ron-jeremy-deadlines-the-hot-ones-mipcom-1235147345/

Please tell me this is L_ke's brother and that the entire series was shot by the Camera of Death.

Not fit to stand trial. Jeremy gonna be moved to a state hospital.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/former-porn-star-ron-jeremy-215349936.html

I hope he still remembers where he buried his jew gold.

I guess a lifetime of schnorring deli food ain't so good for the brain. I think he has a brother or sister, who knows if they are still around.

Thank god I don't think he ever reproduced. So who will inherit the Hedgehog estate, probably a hoarder's delight of porn swag featuring him from the 90s and early 2000s? I would guess his residence has a funk about it that would be redolent of that hairy fatman smell.

Just google Ron Jeremy apartment. It's a hoarder cave with every little piece of paper he ever scribbled a whore's number on

Cal State Mental Institution > Pelican Bay

Wow. So at some point you just give up? Just like fuck it, I'll never get this shit clean so why try....

A guy opened a pizza shop near me. His brother worked there and rented a trailer from a friend's parents. They said when he moved out, they found 3-4 inches of dog shit in the tub.

Prior to that, one night we watched this pig slice a pizza for an order. It's fucking hotter than hell and sweat is pouring off this guy's forehead, down his nose, and dripping right into that pizza. At the time we thought it was funny, but now, in my old age, kind of wish I'd have said something.

https://www.aol.com/entertainment/porn-actor-ron-jeremy-found-002708798.html

No trial, Ronnie declared mentally unfit for trial.

Even the prosecutor agreed. He must be nearing Alzheimer's

What a damned shame. A lifetime of fucking young pussy and he can't remember a minute of it.

Hope he remembered where his gold is buried.

To whom would he leave his shekels?

Pauly Shore?

Ron Jeremy believes he is shooting sex scenes with naughty nurses at the psychiatric hospital where he is being held.

Clicky

Ron Jeremy is in such poor health that he will now be released to a "private residence," less than a year after he was formally declared incompetent to stand trial on more than 30 counts of sexual assault.

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