Aren't the 2018 AVN Awards Coming Up?

I haven't heard shit about them. I don't even think AVN owns the rights to the name any more.

What are the award categories?

1. Best dead whore
2. Audrey Hollander detox award
3. Best skank who won't show up to collect the lucite
4. Winner of Whore Boxing between Lisa Ann and Nikki Benz.

5. Whore most likely to be paid off by White House Counsel

6. PW Mother of the year

The breakthrough award of the year goes to: Potted Plant