Tom Byron Uber driver.

Posted by: KidRibz

Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/17/17 05:41 AM

Tom stated in a podcast for The Rialto Report that he is currently an Uber driver in LA using a rented car until he can afford to put a down payment on his own sled.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/17/17 09:48 AM

Being Rob Black's waterboy aint as lucrative as Tom expected?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/17/17 02:19 PM

Ron Jeremy once commented that the reason Tom was such a great performer was because he was a stupid as it gets, nothing in his head but sex thoughts.
Posted by: foreverlurker

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/18/17 11:38 AM

Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Tom stated in a podcast for The Rialto Report that he is currently an Uber driver in LA using a rented car until he can afford to put a down payment on his own sled.


Hah, that's funny. Wonder what he will do when the rental company catches on and bans him from their service. Surprised he has a credit card to make a rental in the first place.

THe guy did some good things in porn, but he was horrible with his money. He is one paycheck away from being homeless these days.
Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/18/17 08:46 PM

It said that he was renting it from Uber.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/18/17 11:08 PM

Tom Byron is 56 years old and has probably not got many quarters of income paid into Social Security. He doesn't have a pension, nor a family. And Uber drivers are on the cusp of being eliminated by the self-driving automobile. Things look grim for Tommy.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/19/17 07:44 AM

Well, on the bright side at least it isn't Brian Surewood doing the Uber driving.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/19/17 08:33 AM

Or a narcoleptic hedgehog.
Posted by: KidRibz

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/19/17 08:46 AM

I guess he can get a car now, they raised over $6000 for him. I want someone to raise $6000 for me. I'll buy expensive vodka.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/19/17 04:15 PM

Originally Posted By: the unknown pervert
Well, on the bright side at least it isn't Brian Surewood doing the Uber driving.



Hahahaha TUP has so many fucking gems over the years. Quality over quantity.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/20/17 03:35 PM

At 56 he should still be able to get it up [at least with a blue pill] and be able to make a decent living fucking late teen chicks in pervy movies. WTF!
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/21/17 02:04 AM

He was making movies regularly only a few years ago, I guess he never saved any of his money.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/21/17 10:40 AM

Tom Byron made a great product. Many good ass eating/worship scenes with some good gaping mixed in. One of the better studios in porn imo.
Posted by: Kingfish

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/21/17 01:12 PM

There was a guy a few years (I think there is a thread on here about it somewhere) that hacked the iafd.com database and created all these info graphics about porn. Tom Bryon had more credits on iafd.com than anyone, Nina Hartley was the female with the most credits.

One would think that he would have saved some money. He was the most prolific of all performers. Was he a coke fiend or simply a soft touch for every porn whore or mope?
Posted by: foreverlurker

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/21/17 01:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Was he a coke fiend or simply a soft touch for every porn whore or mope?


Probably a bit of everything. Just spent it as fast as it came in (easy to do with parties, or women, or travel, or drugs, or hookers, or whatever). now he has a lifetime of experiences but is broke at 54 driving a fucking uber couch surfing with his friends.

For some people, they would take that outcome because of the 30 years of debauchery and fun they get to have.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/21/17 04:59 PM

Or poured it all back into content creation, which is now worth less than old Chinese newspapers.
Posted by: windsock

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/21/17 09:30 PM

Newwwwwww waaaave hookeeeers! The best you've ever seen! :: drunky
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/22/17 09:31 PM

Seems like Mr. Byron should get all of his content on line. People like me would gladly pay a monthly fee until I was able to download his work onto a hard drive. Seems like that would provide him with a small steady stream of cash flow each month to get him back on his feet.

You can't even find Byron's stuff on the tube sites.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/24/17 11:10 AM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Seems like Mr. Byron should get all of his content on line. People like me would gladly pay a monthly fee until I was able to download his work onto a hard drive. Seems like that would provide him with a small steady stream of cash flow each month to get him back on his feet.

You can't even find Byron's stuff on the tube sites.


Probably can't afford the transfer from VHS to digital, or he sold the content to someone who went out of biddness.
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/25/17 04:49 AM

In the podcast, Bryon says the Internet rights for the back catalog were sold off in the early days of the Internet. That money is gone.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/27/17 01:04 AM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick

You can't even find Byron's stuff on the tube sites.


What era? I see loads of his blowjob videos all over the tube sites.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: Tom Byron Uber driver. - 04/27/17 07:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick

You can't even find Byron's stuff on the tube sites.


What era? I see loads of his blowjob videos all over the tube sites.


Yes, there is some content out there but it's mainly from the same few movies. Tons of stuff from Ass Eaters Unanimous, Lord of Asses, Pov Cocksuckers, Seasoned Players, that hasn't seen the light of day online, far as I know. Those are top quality series, imo.