She said she needed all the money up front.

She went back in with my money and I waited. She never came back out. Cop stopped and told me I was loitering and need to move along. $300.

Hey Simp, did you hear the took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?

A good looking dude like me has no real imperative to resort to prostitution. But I like the dynamic. I like that she's at work. I like the uncensored perversity of it, the simplicity, the lack of emotional engagement. I find it very erotic. Particularly the lead in negotitiations are a turn on. When I ask her "How much for forced deepthroat ending up with cum on your tits?" I get lightheaded and hear the oceanic roar of hot blood in my ears. I basically am the same dude I was in 1988 dialing phonesex numbers on my parents' rotary phone and hanging up in a panic when the lady on the other end began to get too filthy for my tender youth.