It pains me.

It pains me that I'll never relate sexually with Ashley Blue. I just love her. I want to do awful things to her and spend time with her afterwards cuddling and weeping and begging for forgiveness. All romantic like. If any of you know her please forward my tender feelings for her to her.

Someonme should tweet her a link to this thread, so the whore can start pricing restraining orders.

I hope that Windsock is just venting.