Teagan Presley fighting for her life.

According to her Twitter, she's at the ICU with a lacerated liver and internal bleeding from a fall.

Moblem is no doubt monitoring this story closely.

I hope she didn't fall off the bar at Club Risque this past weekend. When I saw her and Alexis Texas there, Alexis crawled around on the bar, but Teagan is so little that she could walk around on it.

However it happened, I hope she recovers quickly.

I'm monitoring this story for him.

BTW those checkbones and lips still look great!

Do you think that after the injury, and before the ambulance arrived she still painted her whoreface on?

OMG. I hope she's ok.

Me too. I hate to hear shit like this.

Whoever took this pic should be taken out and beaten. Don't take pictures of people in ICU.

On the plus side, she doesn't have the advanced heart monitors planted on her chest, even though she has the constant BP monitor around her arm.

It's clearly a selfie, Willie. Your indignation is very misplaced.

one liner larry/ Fell off a dick, did she? Reverse cowgirl is dangerous business. Hi-yo! /one liner larry

Did a pornography fan buy her the bear? Like that one guy, the "watch" guy.

She still looks good. Would eat her butt hole even in this very trying time for her. Hope she gets better.

attention whoring. she'll be setting up a gofundme page soon if she hasn't already.

^^^ Not quite, but now she's tweeting links to her Amazon wishlist and also to buy her Fleshlight.

your sobriety is misplaced, alkie.

Hope she recovers soon!!!!!

Are we sure it wasn't a workplace injury? Like Manual Ferrara was banging her and he accidently started poking her liver?

The horror...

Has she told about the fall yet? I wanna know what happened.

I haven't read every single tweet of hers, but I haven't really seen any details yet. She's so tiny that I can't imagine her just falling down and hurting herself so badly. She had to have fallen OFF of something, like how I think you suggested maybe she fell off of a bar.

Is she still living in Spain?

Vegas. The injury happened in Philly though.

Had to be falling off the bar or stage or pole at Club Risque then.

^ This raises an interesting question: If a whore busts an implant falling from a stripper pole, does she get to deduct it as a work-related injury? As an IC, I doubt she'd be able to put in for Workers Comp. And how does that offset the Go Fund Me page that inevitably follows?

I would think that implants are a write off, so if it gets damaged then fixing it should be a write off. I don't know about loss of income though.

Freakiest moment I've ever experienced was at a nasty strip club called GoodTime Charlies down near the fishing spot. I was walking back from the bathroom and was going past the stage when this shit-faced drunk girl who was dancing decided to climb up the side railing and apparently jump into my arms (unannounced).

Not knowing that she was doing this, I of course kept walking and instead of landing in my arms, she landed face first on the cement floor, knocking herself out cold. I was totally freaked out and looked down to see a pool of blood with 5-6 pieces of chewing gum in it. Except it wasn't gum, it was all her molars. Turns out knocked out teeth look surprisingly like chewing gum.

I just stood there in shock, repeating, "What do i do?? What do I do??" Luckily there was a guy there who was an off duty EMT and he told me to just calm down and go home and he'd take care of it.

Holy shit Steezo, your story made me wince.

Good to know she's well enough to whore. Was worried for a microsecond.