Kristina Rose's Twitter Feed is hilarious

A recent example

Coochie Mane ‏@KristinaRosexxx 9h9 hours ago

Dear Barely Legal Ladies,
Please stop disrespecting the pussy hustle game w/ ur daddy issues. U fuckin 4 free isn't gonna bring daddy back.

https://twitter.com/kristinarosexxx

Let's see...

Weed in the background...check
Short negro in her profile pic...check
Oakland references...check
Multiple Freudian references to "daddy issues" ...check

This cunt and Remy Lacroix should have a Twatter Post-off to find who is the dumbest porn skank in Oakland these days.

Come on, Willie. If a guy had authored the above tweet you'd probably change it to your sig line. You have deepseated hostilty to any organic lifeform with a vagina and it done fucked up your think machine.

How about I change my sig to one of the posts where you fantasize about throatfucking a woman until she pukes on your rancid cock? Would that make you feel happy? Or would you just go further into a bottle of cheap gin?

We could roll with, "I'd still like to squirt hot, creamy, thick, rich, milky, viscous joy juice all over Marisa Tomae. All over her. On her face. In her hair."

Or perhaps, "...when I masturbate I tend to time my climax to coincide with the ejaculations of the males in the pornography. With material like 'Donkey Punch' would I feel moved to time my ejaculance to coincide with the impact of the fist on the back if the lady's head? Reconfigures my pud pounding paradigm."

I can bring out more, if you like, alkie.

Carry on.

Nah, not worth the time.

BTW, here's the link to the "drunky" emoticon you can't seem to ever correctly insert.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drunky.gif See...

You're welcome.

Is she a pretend wigger or a real one.

Only thing for sure is she's a real retard.

Remember her list of stuff that was "sus"?

What is this referring to, anyone? Am I not doing it right?
<---6:26pm EST

If you're trying to annoy then you're doing it right.

She's angry, gross, and ugly.

I stopped following Kristina on Twitter years ago, because she always talked about shitting.

Dana DeArmond is another who seemed to feel like they needed to share the details every time she took a shit.

....and IIRC supports bestiality.

The worst one was Melody Jordan, who liked to load up her Twitter feed with pictures of her shit in the bowl.

I used to tell people that things like Facebook and Twatter would kill message boards, and that's kinda true. Whores posting here or on ADT were generally trying to promote videos or themselves, so there was some type of inner monologue that said, "keep it simple, stupid."

But the hilarious--and I think unintended--consequence is that these whores are now completely unfiltered. Any silly idea that creeps into their brain...they post it. It's like Twatter was a giant lobotomy for the porn world. They just lock, load, and hit send.

I wonder what Cheyenne Hunter's account would have looked like.

What really sucks about twitter is that they can edit their content. If that pig Lisa Ann melted on a message board, it would remain for all to see. Now, she melts down on Twitter, and the next morning she can spend her hangover deleting her tweets.

Wonder whatever happened to that anal queen? She must have had some issues.

Her sphincter aims well.

Did she do enough scenes to qualify as an anal queen? If she was a queen Annette and Kristina are Empresses of Uranus or something. Dug her ass.

Will also put this here to remind us of better days.

^^ She looked great eating out Ashli Blue's butt in this scene

Did she do enough scenes to qualify as an anal queen?




Well technically NO. But, I've never been very technical.

I love watching Ashley Blue sucking cock. I jizz everywhere everytime.

Ashley looks sexy sucking dick and getting fucked.

And Kristina Rose: