Good Florida Whore Story

Probably fake but a fun read.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/the...dium=Socialflow

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I don't believe the monetary amount, but I do believe that people get themselves into these situations.

Yeah, nobody is droppin $500/hr via backpage.

And she'd have to see at least 20 guys.

I seen one BP ad a while back where the whore's giant negro pimp was stupid enough to take her whore pics in front of a mirror, so you could see him.

I hate when I'd photograph girls for their ads and their 'personal manager' :cough cough: would be standing there giving me pointers like he's the art director at Vogue. Like, go away, dude. If you knew ANYTHING about selling ass, you'd have the room cleaned for better photos.

I just finished listening to the audiobook of Iceberg Slim's bio Pimp. It was good. Amazes me that broads still fall for pretty much that same shit in this day and age, but stupid and crazy are timeless.

I think someone gave me that book once. The back cover had a description that went something like, "Experience the sights, sounds & smells of being a pimp!" I wasn't up for experiencing all of that so I never read it.

OMG it's awesome! The only gnarly part had nothing to do with pimping. It was that sort of mentally disabled guy getting killed (or was it just hurt?) in jail. Great read. Great pimp lexicon. The glossary is the best.

The guy who reads it is good. I got an mp3 from an e-buddy, but is on YouTube.

He was beaten tarded by the guards, because he was fucking a white girl on the outside, which got him locked up.

whores can't keep their mouths shut anymore and it's killing the business (not that I have any sympathy for the people in this story, specifically the pimps).

That's the other thing that struck me as odd. Good on you, Zola, if you want to tell your story (hey, you do you), but why out the other girl in the story without her consent.

Pissed off that the white ho got her involved w/ a pimp and craziness?

Plus the bi-polar bf already outted her to family on FB.

Jerky, maybe you can make this html work:

Velvet Jones' "I Wanna Be A Ho."
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/velvet-jones-school-of-technology/n8852