Kelli Kunt vs. Reality: Puma Swede Edition

"Blonde bombshell Puma Swede"
reality: Ugly skank

"apparently pisses off some hot housewives who don’t want the competition."
reality: From a whore who coats her face in semen every morning. Yeah, right.

"Puma’s presence on the show has offended two Swedish celebs – sparking debate if porn stars should be on ”family” television."
reality: It's Sweden.

"Puma is quoted as saying 'It’s funny to see myself in the headlines for being in a reality TV show.... I am glad that mainstream shows are finally letting adult stars on primetime. It’s about time.”
reality: didn't the Swedes and the Danes invent bestiality porn?

"Puma has been on mainstream TV frequently in recent weeks with appearances on Bobbi Eden’s show ”Dubbel D in LA” currently on Dutch mainstream TV."
reality: So she's a bit hit in Sweden and Holland. One Panzer tank could recapture both cuntries in 5 minutes.

"Puma recently released her successful autobiography..."
reality: where? Self-published on Amazon? Successful by what metric? That an aging jizz-gobbler can shoot up and dictate some stories to a ghost writer. Yeah, Kelli Kunt forgot to mention that she didn't actually sit down and write it.

Kelli Roberts is a fucking disgrace and has her tongue so fau up the industry's shithole, she'd be better off heading north to make sure Ryan Knox didn't get flooded out of his hovel in Redding. Oh yeah, that's right, that house grammy gave him was forclosed. He's not there any more.

Fucking kunt. Luke Ford should hate her not for the content, but for the shitty fangirlism she pretends is journalism.

Kelli is a fangirl??? I thought she was a paid shill.

I've always been under the impression that she's both. As long as the checks came in, every decision by a former employer (any of them) was incredible, trend setting, and showed amazing insight. As soon as they stiffed her, they were the lowest of the low, worst of the worst, and had no redeeming qualities.

The fan girl part comes in whenever one of them shows her the most basic common courtesy or nicety, their imaginary numbers in her yearly scam escalate through the roof, she focuses on them like they are the bees knees, and woe be anyone that says different. In fairness to the broad, this is not uncommon fan behavior but her self professed expertise in so many areas she knows nothing about does tend to make thinking people cringe.

If AC Cream wasn't busy murdering and eating his porn whore stalkees, he would be just as bad.

If you were a betting man, would ya think Kelli is fatter or skinnier than Ace Cartier?

Dude, if Tara Akinlose wasn't as fatassed as Ace Cartier, I'd go Dollars to donuts he would eat her and stuff her bones in some old Christie Lee pizza boxes. I'd bet even Tranzer thinks she is worthless!