War Machine beats up Christy Mack, MMA fires him.

He probably knocked a dick out of her mouth w/ a right upper cut.

I can't stand Christy Mack. Fake Suzy Badass personas irritate me. And now we know it was fake, cause the whore couldn't take a punch.

He probably knocked a dick out of her mouth w/ a right upper cut.

I can't stand Christy Mack. Fake Suzy Badass personas irritate me. And now we know it was fake, cause the whore couldn't take a punch.

i hope they shoot him dead if he resists or flees. he will kill somebody some day.

Somewhere, you were of the opinion that once a whore gets double-penetrated, her breathing pattern begins to change.

Not in her case.

She looks pornish enough, couldn't be less interested in trying to fake it well though.

Porn DP whole different ball game. Don't know what kinda pills a whore takes before gettin crammed like that on camera.

Xanax, Soma, Oxy, vic's...all in every porn whore's bag. Mostly in zip lock sandwich bags all mixed together.

Somewhere in the Valley, a parody maker is mulling over "Christy Smack-down XXX: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'"

The big spenders are working on a WWE-inspired gangbang...

How many people would love to have the talent to fight at that level?

...ents.[12]

Way to cut and paste, right down to the footnote number. School in Canaduh must be real tough.

If not the talent, at least the height

He probably knocked a dick out of her mouth w/ a right upper cut.

Thanks for the new sig!

War Machine is the prime suspect in the brutal beating of critically-acclaimed actress Christy Mack

he going to have to leave California

Brandon, you roughed up some whores in your day, what was yer secret to not puttin then in the hospital?

I have no problem believing she did something that would have provoked any guy let alone one like War Machine. Isn't the privilege to smack a whore around par the course for dating one? Without it what's the point in having a relationship with a whore? She needs crisp hard boundaries. He probably wasn't giving her light maintenance tune ups so she acted out for attention and crossed a major line. She wanted drama and got felony violence instead.

So the dude comes home and beats the shit out of his GF and another person. Someone post that he caught her banging another MMA fighter. She responds "that's not exactly true". LOL...

Cause and effect.....

I acted in self-defense. Always.

Little guys always get a lot of slack/lee way when it comes to hitting women. Little guy like Brandon can hit a bitch with a closed fist to the face and get less flack about it than if a normal or large sized guy just gave the bitch a hard look.

If it were another MMA fighter I assume he could've taken a defensive position rather quickly and not had his face bashed in. It's most likely a mope or some random swingin' dick that caught the brunt on WM's rage.

Little guys always get a lot of slack/lee way when it comes to hitting women. Little guy like Brandon can hit a bitch with a closed fist to the face and get less flack about it than if a normal or large sized guy just gave the bitch a hard look.

Like War Machine, "I do alpha male shit."

If it were another MMA fighter I assume he could've taken a defensive position rather quickly and not had his face bashed in. It's most likely a mope or some random swingin' dick that caught the brunt on WM's rage.

I hope she puts the rumor that whores have souls to rest.

manlet

and you stayed with him even after that? LOL

Amateur lawyers, what is War Machine looking at here? 10 years in prison?

Little guys always get a lot of slack/lee way when it comes to hitting women. Little guy like Brandon can hit a bitch with a closed fist to the face and get less flack about it than if a normal or large sized guy just gave the bitch a hard look.

$10,000 REWARD. Extremely dangerous. Shoot to kill.

All joking aside, this is really fucked up.

Yeh... this is no longer a joking matter.

War Machine is back to tweeting. It's some really maudlin shit.

It is.

At least she's still beautiful on the inside.

I wish we had a LIKE button, so I could show appreciation more conveniently.

I don't believe her. She made a point of saying her "friend" was fully clothed. Sounds like lying with too many details. She don't look that bad considering the laundry list of shit she claims he busted up on her.

I wonder how much money the white knights send her for this shit?

Oh about 9k as of this posting

Christy Mack's medical bills fund

jesus christ! fdsahfsadj! is this a joke? never underestimate the multitude of white knight virgins with cash to spare, fucking pathetic.

I honestly think cyber-begging is lower than doing porn. Here is hoping War Machine somehow sneaks into the hospital and finishes the job.

The goal is $100,000. $10,695 as of now from 127 donations. Fucking losers.

No. It's a joking matter.

This is the sort of thing a prosecutor would love, love, love. This War Machine didn't have any goddamn engagement ring with him — this is a detail the meathead is making up now to make himself seem sympathetic — and his late declarations of ring-bearing now (and believe me, they will ask for, look for, and find the absence of a receipt) go toward discrediting him as a witness in his own defense. Keep going, War Machine.

Nig Koppenhater is lookin' at plenty of time in the pokey. With 2 assault stints and a lovely rtack record of ad-seg, he's going away for life. Either by the courts or by a cop's 9, he's fucked. Either a long stretch in the desert, or he gets caught in California and gets strike 3/LWOPP for felony evading (interstate).

"Two felony batteries, one for strangulation
Two felony domestic violence with great bodily injury
Felony coercion with the threat of force
Felony assault with a deadly weapon
Misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon "

Catching a beating seems like it is a more profitable endeavor than fake cancer.

Is there a price scale for gum jobs in the industry? Maybe she can do a Domestic Discipline shoot based on her ordeal.

I don't believe her. She made a point of saying her "friend" was fully clothed. Sounds like lying with too many details. She don't look that bad considering the laundry list of shit she claims he busted up on her.

My money is still on suicide though.

MMA fighter War Machine joked about killing porn star Christy Mack, the girlfriend he allegedly almost killed Friday.

War Machine, with Christy Mack sitting right next to him, was doing an interview with MMAfighting.com a year ago ... talking about the "Mack" tattoo on his neck.

When the interviewer asked how he would explain the tat if they ever broke up ... War Machine said he would simply add the letters "R.I.P." so it would serve as "a memorial to my dead girlfriend."

Mack then chimed in, "Honestly, I would probably deserve it."

War Machine is currently a wanted man with seven warrants out for his arrest in Las Vegas over the alleged beating ... which left Christy with 18 broken bones in her face and a ruptured kidney.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/12/war-machine-christy-mack-death-threats-tattoo/#ixzz3ABxkjGGH

Maybe this will all end up on tv, if Dog's show is still on( i have no idea)

Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case?

This War Machine guy makes me sick, beating a woman is low. A famous well respected actor said a well placed open handed slap is acceptable but this is fucking ridiculous. See how the alpha dog likes the big house

It would be hilarious if Dog ended up in the hospital beat to shit.

Her save a ho fund is over 17 grand now. I bet she's pissed at Robin Williams hanging himself and knocking her off the gossip sites. Mork's suicide has probably cost her a few grand already.

The mope he beat up and then took off--what happened to this guy?

/b/ told him to delete his system 32 and he asked how.

jesus christ! fdsahfsadj! is this a joke? never underestimate the multitude of white knight virgins with cash to spare, fucking pathetic.

I honestly think cyber-begging is lower than doing porn. Here is hoping War Machine somehow sneaks into the hospital and finishes the job.

I noticed we haven't heard from C3X lately...

He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife.

He took my phone and cancelled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one would worry about my whereabouts.

Assuming he was finding a sharper, more stable knife to end my life, I ran out my back door,

shutting it behind me so the dogs didn’t run inside to tip him off.

As she was getting the shit beat outta her she had time to think "jeez that knife is dull".



Really, in the middle of a rage fit he stopped to do this...



He needs to find a sharp knife to end her life? And more stable??? WTF



That's pretty cool headed for a girl that's just been beat within an inch of her life.

Also, like someone pointed out, what happened to the mook. Given her account this all had to take hours. Nobody deserves what she got, but I call BS.

Seems like Shyla Stylez is getting in on the action, some what entertaining.

https://twitter.com/MsShylaStylez/status/499251940925386752

She's just pissed off she's can't make 100K off it by the end of the month.

Seems like Shyla Stylez is getting in on the action, some what entertaining.

https://twitter.com/MsShylaStylez/status/499251940925386752

I think this War Machine is obviously insecure, steroid addled psycho and deserves to rot in jail for beating up a woman. Doesn't matter to me if she does porn or not.

That aside, Question: The mope he beat up and then took off--what happened to this guy? What are his injuries? Was reported he was in the hospital--but I have seen no evidence. Also, if he were her friend...might he not think it an automatic to call the cops the second he was outside of that place AFTER his beating? WTF? Did he not think she might be in a wee bit of danger? Just saying...

War is facing 7 criminal charges after using Christy as a punching bag during the 3-person altercation in her home Friday. She was left with 18 broken facial bones and a ruptured kidney.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz3AFZCIvzV

Story on TMZ is saying she has a ruptured Kidney but she said severely ruptured liver.

Your mean comments have non-severely ruptured my heart.
Does anyone want to match or beat Brazzers' $10K donation, only for me?

Corey Thomas -- the guy War Machine beat up before attacking Christy Mack -- has the distinction of being on a reality show riddled with tales of violent crime -- including murder.

Corey -- who made a fortune in web design -- was one of the stars of VH1's "Megan Wants a Millionaire." You may recall his co-star Ryan Jenkins hanged himself in 2009 ... days after killing his wife, cutting her up, stuffing her in a suitcase which he deposited in a dumpster.

Corey's now got his own problems ... a broken nose and 2 black eyes. War Machine allegedly also bit him in the face.

As bad off as he is ... it pales in comparison to his porn star girlfriend Christy, who's in the hospital with 18 broken bones and a ruptured liver.

War Machine is still on the run with 7 warrants out for his arrest.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz3AHtaUgSn

SAve a ho fund is up to 54K. Getting beat up is probably the most profitable thing she's ever done.

Hopefully she'll blow it all on meth, tattoos and shoes, real quick, then file bankruptcy when the medical bills come in.

Looks like TMZ finally gave Mack's statement the sniff test:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/14/war-machine-christy-mack-photo-mma-fight-3-weeks-ago/

War Machine shouldn't have beat her that badly

Unlikely, Dog is tweeting from Hawaii, probably the one place War Machine is guaranteed not to be.

by making this quote you imply it was ok to beat her, just on a less severe level.

Are you serious man? I know this is a rather rough porn forum who take joy in seeing girls suffer and all that, but I really hope you don't have a female partner.

by making this quote you imply it was ok to beat her, just on a less severe level.

Are you serious man? I know this is a rather rough porn forum who take joy in seeing girls suffer and all that, but I really hope you don't have a female partner.

He will flip the fuck out and start killing if cornered. he's going down methinks.

but if he makes it , i am going to abuse the shit out of Christy Mack on twitter if she gets back with him.

this dog hype is just that. War machine can and will unleash death on any 3 people dog brings with him. they better come taser heavy and probably pack a net to old school bring him down.
WM is a trained killer in top shape. He's legit reality television whereas dog is nancy grace like, that is produced television.

It's more likely that jons brother or friends decide to grab the 10k and roll on him.

You know I have to say this... I feel bad for Christy Mack and the brutal beating she received. That form of violence is never justified no matter what "War Machine" may have walked in on with Christy and her "male friend". However... my sympathy is marginal and here is why...

1. I have to question anyone crazy enough to legally change their name from Jon Koppenhaver to "War Machine". "Hey kids, your uncle "War Machine" is here!" That screams fucking idiot right off the bat. Like getting a girlfriends name tattooed anywhere on your body. Just stupidity with a capital DUMB! That was Christy's first ignored red flag.

2. This ball snot coward has a public history for not only violence (spent a year in jail assaulting someone in 2010)--but domestic violence. Including a very public fight over then porn girlfriend Allanah Rae. Ignored flag number 2.

3. He beat her multiple times before! I know domestic violence is a psychological mind fuck between the victim and the perpetrator. But me...I take that shit personally. Disrespect me more than once... then I am out. I don't care about their "my daddy beat me... mommy was fucking the U.P.S. man--or the neighbors" excuses they have.. man the fuck up! Flag number 3.

We have all heard stories of domestic violence calls where someone is beating the shit out of a woman and an innocent bystander will step in--then the bitch will attack him and testify on the side of her man.. who was beating the shit out of her in the first place! Maybe I don't understand this---but my sympathy level is low.

Personally the best thing that could happen right now is they catch this asshole and he gets a minimum of 10 years to work on his anger issues and his macrame. I am sure he'll be some nice butt candy for some guys in max-- They'll get a kick out of his cute moniker: "War Machine". Or the other possibility and a favor to society is that he just offs himself and saves the taxpayers some money. Before he kills someone else.

Either way... there has been a lot of money raised for Christy and I truly wish good things for her after this. I just hope she uses it wisely-- and doesn't spit in everyone who donated's face by ever having contact with this serial thug again.

Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.

Is there a FLOP related to this?

#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much)
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
#13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
#14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot
#15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
#16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
#17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter
#18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months
#19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp; don't dress it up as all new scenes
#20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
#21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie
#22: if an act is described as “her first time”, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
#23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
#24: squirt is pee (see #10)
#25: every whore has a price
#26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time
#27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner
#28: someone else’s baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow
#29: nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance: 60% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags; 20% getting back at their fucking asshole parents; 10% support/augment drug dependency’; 10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency
#30: when a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and drink like fishes
#31: not all attention-whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention-whores
#32: if you have a catch-phrase, you're a douche
#33: girls turn 18 every day
#34: retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
#35: whores never learn
#36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”
#37: directors shall keep babbling to a minimum
#38: limit stills; flash bulbs going off is distracting
#39: big-budget porn (e.g. “Conquest”, “Private Gladiator”) is a waste of perfectly good money that could be better spent on costlier sex acts; i.e., would you rather see a wooden ship or an anal gangbang?
#40: slow-motion and replay shall be kept to the barest minimum
#41: if the male talent is taking a long time to cum, edit it out; no one wants to see 60+ seconds of a guy desperately stroking himself off (and moaning) while the female talent mentally composes her shopping list (see #29)
#42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (e.g. Eva Angelina)
#43: whores can't do porn forever; sometimes you have to grow up and move on
#44: when a whore holds off anal for too long, no one cares
#45: if you are shot out and get breast implants, you are still shot out
#46: never talk about your kids on your porn site; a real wood killer
#47: how about a girl who sucks beyond the goddamn helmet; half these bitches don't belong in the industry, because they can't give proper head
#48: during anal sex, the phrase “fuck the shit out of me” (or variations thereon) shouldn’t be uttered
#49: the more ridiculously out of place a whore looks in how she's dressed (e.g. hot pants, clear heels, etc.), the better
#50: asses are much improved by being bigger (within reason) and wetter (without reason)...
#51: like Hydra, when one whore dies, another five spring up in her place
#52: alt.porn has engendered more verbiage than woodage
#53: male talent should not be featured prominently on the box cover
#54: porners live in a different time zone which averages 45 minutes later than reality
#55: just when you think the bottom of the barrel has been scraped clean, Brandon Irons posts a new horror to "Website Talk"

Did a little detective work on Mack's Twitter page. The broke-up-with-him-in-May disclosure is unraveling a bit more. If you hated the prick and ostracized him from your life, why the fuck are you posting pics of him doing you in the ass in late July? Maybe I still don't understand whores.

Is there a FLOP related to this?

We all know War Machine deserves 10 to 15. That's what he's gonna get. But don't think for one minute a defense attorney won't chink away at her credibility. This whole fucking thing is a gigantic farce. In the long run this might be a good thing for Christy Mack. Maybe she'll get some soul.

Chael sonnen said he caught him
Chael's Twitter

Alright... how many years in prison is he looking at?

Damn. Pussy gave up w/o a fight? That aint Alpha Male Shit.

A lot of that probably depends on if Christy participates or recants and doesn't want to be part of the charges (always possible with abused women).

I would think that War and his lawyer will make many public attempts to say how much he loves Christy, asks for forgiveness, plays the "you made me do it by breaking my heart", and stuff like that. He will go to prison but without her active with the prosecution it would be a hell of a lot less.

And if he cuts a deal or goes to trial; that will make a big difference too of course.

A trial with him pleading not guilty would be the worst for him because of his prior history they would throw the book at him. If he can suck up enough to Christy, get her to partially forgive him, and then cut a deal, then he may only get a couple of years. A trial with her actively involved could get him 10 with his priors.

This is how it's done. Protip:

I figure 10yrs firm, via plea deal.

I figure 10yrs firm, via plea deal.

According to his booking sheet, he's up on a felony in Cali as well. Is that not strike 3 for him?

http://www.vcsd.org/pr-inmate-detail.php?booking_nbr=1934433

I seriously... hope she's not that fucked up to forgive that shit.

I can hardly wait till we hear War Machine's tale of the events. He's had time to make up his own pack of lies to counter Chisty's. He's going down no matter what but I still want to hear his version.

His version will be the whole "I love you, I wanted to marry you, you cheated on me and I had no choice but to fight that night to defend us, blah blah blah". It will be aggravating to hear but he will pull out all the stops on this one. He has a sick need to feel like he is the victim, and a sick need to feel that women feel sorry for him. He will get plenty of fan mail from girls who want to be his "good bitch" and all that shit. Plenty of girls love this kind of guy and think he will never beat them.

Are you jealous of War Machine or just Alpha Males in general? Are you a beta manlet white knight? You think all pretty girls are sugar and spice and everything nice?

His version will be the whole "I love you, I wanted to marry you, you cheated on me and I had no choice but to fight that night to defend us, blah blah blah". It will be aggravating to hear but he will pull out all the stops on this one. He has a sick need to feel like he is the victim, and a sick need to feel that women feel sorry for him. He will get plenty of fan mail from girls who want to be his "good bitch" and all that shit. Plenty of girls love this kind of guy and think he will never beat them.

Nope, guy is too much of a coward. If he had any guts, he would have done it by now. Instead he is tweeting away.

I also doubt the cops will shoot him -- when it comes to executing unarmed people they try to stay away from public figures, they stick to unknowns like the unarmed kid near St. Louis that some cop just emptied a magazine into the other day.

Christy Mack should be a newsflash for the rest of the girls in porn....Hey dummy, if you tattoo "PROPERTY of War Machine" on yourself, he just might think you are actually his property.

I can hardly wait till we hear War Machine's tale of the events. He's had time to make up his own pack of lies to counter Chisty's. He's going down no matter what but I still want to hear his version.

Apparently he used to be a resident in Simi Valley. If that's the case then he should have known better that most L.A. and Ventura County cops reside in Simi Valley. Conejo valley calls it "Pig Town". He does fantastic in the idiot department.

How much did you contribute to her medical expense fund? Its almost 70 grand now.

Looks like Mack has been forced into early retirement... or at least until she comes up short on rent money.

But then again Rule #1 applies here.

She's already spending that medical expense fund in her head and its not on medical expenses.

Looks like Mack has been forced into early retirement... or at least until she comes up short on rent money.

But then again Rule #1 applies here.

It's funny how many idiots are giving money to cover your medical expenses. What happened to all that luxurious life of which she brags? She has a clothing line, income and prostitusion porn. I do not support that beat him up but from there to pay their medical expenses. fuck her

Looks like Mack has been forced into early retirement... or at least until she comes up short on rent money.

But then again Rule #1 applies here.

Looks like War Machine supporters are crowd funding his legal expenses but aren't having as much success as Mack and her white knights:

Was Bonnie taking a shot at her in that tweet? Also, these guys.....................


https://encyclopediadramatica.es/War_Machine

Christy looks better than Bonnie by an order and a magnitude. I don't think either whore gives a strokable performance on film but Bonnie gives a marginally better performance if I was forced to pick one over the other.

I called it.

Not really. A white Cop isn't dumb enough to shoot an unarmed negro in the middle of a negro city, with plenty of negro witnesses in broad day light for no reason. Almost everyone in the US has a phone with a camera on it, so if it went down the way the race baiters want us to believe, there would evidence all over World Star right now. Guaranteed there are a couple idiots who haven't deleted the vid, and will make the mistake of showing it to the wrong person. Big Mike "now in the ground" Brown was a thug and is now where all thugs deserve to be. And as much as his family will try to capitalize on his death, the person who rid the world of this scum will walk just like the guy in Central Florida last year.

Now, let's get back to our regularly scheduled program of ignoring all the negros being killed every weekend by other negros in St. Louis, Chicago, Baltimore, New Orleans, etc

A white Cop isn't dumb enough to shoot an unarmed negro in the middle of a negro city,

I beg to differ. Ever hear of the Fruitvale Station shooting in Oakland?

Some reason a fat kid named Big Mike is more scary to a white cop than the knuckle dragger known as war machine and the dumb white whores that love him.

Might have something to do with there being a shit ton more Cops when they took War Machine down (as well as probably being tacked up). Big difference from being the 1 Cop who has a 300lbs ape charging towards him.

Oh, and speaking of the video I mentioned earlier

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/08/168698-e...guson-shooting/

Opps. Nobody can be surprised by this

Did she admit she was in bed with this other dude, or if they are actually dating or was he a john?

I just can't stand Jon or his dopey brothers attitude, and forget about Donkey Dong. The rest are super trolls

I gotcha, but in getting they were doing the quote ene quote dating, not actually dating. You don't go from a tattoo'd killing machine to a super dorky millionaire white geek withoiutncash changing hands for da pussah

Maybe he was helping her get back on her back.

I just got in a big fight over this with a female friend of mine. It crosses the line with me when these liberal cunts start to exonerate CM (no, I'm not saying she deserved it) because "look at what she does for a living and look what she did to her body! it's obvious she has problems! She can't make rational decisions!
"
So fucking patronizing. And people who fuck for money/are tattooed/get plastic surgery are not all retards, you fucking cunt. Liberals are worse than MRA faggots and conservatives combined.

Did she admit she was in bed with this other dude, or if they are actually dating or was he a john?

I just can't stand Jon or his dopey brothers attitude, and forget about Donkey Dong. The rest are super trolls

Did she admit she was in bed with this other dude, or if they are actually dating or was he a john?

I just can't stand Jon or his dopey brothers attitude, and forget about Donkey Dong. The rest are super trolls

THAT'S the Donkey Long on meth we came to know and jeer. I wonder if he shares his crack pipe with fellow homeless methhead Cryin' Ryan.

(countdown to his appearance...3...)

Not too shabby...

What causes that decay? Genes? Drugs?

You think if it goes to trial that her credibility will effect the outcome?

And when he gets out, there will be tons of women contacting him to hook up. THey will all think they can bring out the good in him and harness his anger and vitality and all that crap and think that he will never harm them.

This is the best part. Beating the shit out of a woman is a surefire way to get more pussy, 'cause chicks is dumb.

Not much for coherent phrases these days are you?

no way he goes to trial with this, every lawyer in the world would tell him to take a plea deal.

Are you still up there in NoCal, living next to the trailer park?

it looks like she did as her police report did say "boyfriend" and other reports said they broke up)

I would guess he takes some sort of deal for anywhere from 12-19 years.

only about 45 mins deep into the WM rogan podcast but finding it an interesting listen..

That's one hideous 23 y/o.

Sad. Truly sad.

War Machine will NOT get a shorter sentence if Christy Mack is deemed to be in a romantic relationship with him at the time of the battery.

If any one should be in jail it should Christie Mack she is a violent animal...

Bungsmell: You can't afford me. I just joined a new firm which bills my time at US$950 an hour.

But I'm more of a Zeke Mowatt kind of guy...

I can't afford me either. I'm just glad there are companies who can. Keeps me in Drakkar Noir.

That "teeth again" got me a bit verklempt.

I'm a bit shocked I can feel such sympathy for a woman I cannot remotely find attractive and have no connection to whatsoever.

I will purge the guilt for this. I will abandon the disappoint in my emotions. And I will break free.

86k (lol WKs) on the med bills for this deceitful whore. I think the dude is psycho, but she is also lying through her teeth. Neither have any credibility so this will be a dilly of a pickle if it ends up going to trial.

we were both fully clothed at the time
he tried to rape me but couldn't get his dick hard. ooooh....right to the heart! You got him!

Sounds so contrived.

Never trust a whore. They are full of shit.

I'm "disappoint."

You'll mount a horse and ride into battle for a whore.

I'm "disappoint."

86k (lol WKs) on the med bills for this deceitful whore. I think the dude is psycho, but she is also lying through her teeth. Neither have any credibility so this will be a dilly of a pickle if it ends up going to trial.

we were both fully clothed at the time
he tried to rape me but couldn't get his dick hard. ooooh....right to the heart! You got him!

Sounds so contrived.

Never trust a whore. They are full of shit.

Why are you surprised?

You miss my bludgeoning of Monica Foster for calling Lexi Belle fat?


For this one, however, the most I'll do is empathize with her humanity. No horse mounting. No windmill tilting. Now if she were Emily Kae adorable and performed with her sister ....

Bring on War Horse!!!!! The FatKnight rides again!! Justice comes to Lala fantasyland [as you put it ...]

With the way she looks in the hospital at the hands of that savage cocksucker Jon, and she feels like a "cheap" shot (albeit no doubt a favtual one) across his notoriously poorly functioning pathetic penis, might make her feel even a tiny bit better, I'm ok with that.

Nope. More like she's explaining the severity of what happened. Attempted rape and attempted murder.

According to Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver's brother or friend on Twitter, she was the one who attacked him with a knife while he was fighting the other guy in the room.

You would be better off if you were a fake lawyer. This is neither relevant nor dispositive. See NRS 200.200 and NRS 200.275. Also look up Nevada law on defense of others. Bottom line: Mack was entitled under Nevada law to use deadly force in defense of herself or her paramour if she reasonably believed her life was in danger and such force was necessary to end the threat.

Erwachsene Scheißkinder.

Written laws might differ drastically when applied in actual cases.

Lexi Belle had become a bit cushioned in the middle for at least a while, no matter how it developed afterwards.
Probably her prostitution bookings went down and the pimp in charge told her to do something.

I'm not exactly familiar with that second word ...

Grown-up shit kids?

If so, I don't get the meaning.




At least in enforcing the new blocking the plate rules.

You don't get it. That's the theme of your life.

Not really. Just the theme of everyone's interactions with you, SM.

Ah! I hurt SashaMutt's feelings.

No, you just didn't get it done correctly. Into the kennel now.

Take a Fucking break for a couple of Days because its really getting fucking Irritating...!

You would be better off if you were a fake lawyer. This is neither relevant nor dispositive. See NRS 200.200 and NRS 200.275. Also look up Nevada law on defense of others. Bottom line: Mack was entitled under Nevada law to use deadly force in defense of herself or her paramour if she reasonably believed her life was in danger and such force was necessary to end the threat.

You don't get it. That's the theme of your life.

Not really. Just the theme of everyone's interactions with you, SM.

I know jon can kick my ass, i also know he can beat up a chick, and that aint cool

I think if they achieve certain levels in their disciplines. My neighbor has black belts in Brazilian and Japanese jujitsu, and he has to register.

Brian was framed by the CIA.

Ugh. Ya see, I thought the faggot would get all emo while on the run, so I picked Motel Room. Jail house suicide would have been too easy.

Excerpts from the suicide note.

Great penmanship.

"It must be a rap." LOL none of it rhymed, you illiterate. He even prints in all caps. Idiot. Once I'm finished reveling in the rap/wrap 'jondra,' I'll read more.

Peeps new to XPT, look up the origin of jondra in the search. You'll add it to your lexicon.

Amazing how he is following such a classic stereotype of the male serial abuser. It's almost like he got some books written on the subject and is following it to a tee.

Start the countdown until she receives her first violent skull fuck.

he's right, all the girls have never contracted anything ever....i always found that hilarious too.

if you are a performer in the biz and you get freaked out by clamydia, gonorrhea, yeast infections, bladder infections, UTI's, or even staph - you are in the wrong business.

Been meaning to post the final White Knight tally for 3 months now. Better late than never.

How realistic was the AHF STD study used to pass Measure B?

If you don't know what I'm referring to, I'll find it and link it somehow.

I wonder what kind of shitty Valentine's Day poetry War's writing in prison?

and as usual you would be completely wrong. the girls are barebacking all kinds of untested yahoos off camera. that's always been true. girls are mostly asymptomatic when they get clamydia or gonorrhea....so then it gets into the porn pool and there you go.

and as usual you would be completely wrong. the girls are barebacking all kinds of untested yahoos off camera. that's always been true. girls are mostly asymptomatic when they get clamydia or gonorrhea....so then it gets into the porn pool and there you go.

CockSmoker is now gimped for an unknown amount of time.

magic 8 - what % of the general population would u say have herpes? i read all kinds of articles where it seems everyone in the general population has them.

And part of his deal is that she read some religious books and documentary. Great! When your murderer gives you homework. Time consuming homework!

Can't Christy just pull a train for a gang of Aryans and get him shanked in the joint?

reminds me of that Dennis Miller about people only finding God when no one else on the planet can fucking stand them anymore.