Bluecipher's Curio Cabinet & Collection of Misfits

Like Dr Caligari's Cabinet - a chance to post the niche, the macabre, the odd, the bizarre.

Throwing open the thread with this presentation:

Arab Preggo Porn.
Truly Niche Market Appeal.
Let the ululation begin.

When that roast's done, bystanders'll be in panic, waiting for secondary explosions.


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Timothy Jay Vafeades, Trucker, Accused Of Keeping Sex Slaves In Semitrailer For Months

The Associated Press | Posted: 03/12/2014 10:41 pm EDT | Updated: 03/13/2014 7:59 am EDT


A U.S. truck driver kept sex slaves in his semitrailer for months at a time while he travelled the country, filing down their teeth, forcing them to alter their appearance and beating them until they nearly passed out, authorities said.

Timothy Jay Vafeades, 54, made an initial appearance Wednesday in U.S. District Court.

The charges against him include kidnapping, transportation for illegal sexual activity and possession of child pornography, and they could bring a life sentence if he is convicted.

His public defender, Richard Henderson, could not be reached for comment.

An arrest warrant filed Tuesday in Salt Lake City claims Vafeades kidnapped a 19-year-old female relative who had come from Florida in May 2013 to work with him on his truck.

After a week, the teen told Vafeades she wanted to go home, but she later told authorities that he strangled her until she blacked out and used threats and violence to keep her with him for the next six months while they travelled to Washington state, Nevada, Texas, Tennessee and other states.

Vafeades forced the teenager to have sex with him more than 100 times, a criminal complaint states.

He chipped down the girl's teeth and had her wear a fake set, and he wore his own false set that featured vampire fangs, the teen told investigators.

Vafeades was arrested at a Minnesota weigh station on Nov. 26, after officers noticed bruises on the teenager and discovered a 1999 restraining order barring Vafeades from contacting the girl.

After his arrest, a second woman went to authorities to report she had been held captive in Vafeades' truck, according to the warrant.

The woman said Vafeades kept her with him for about three months through threats and violence, forcing her to have sex with him nearly every day and calling her his slave, authorities said.

She said he had her hair cut and colored to disguise her identity and forced her to marry him.

The trucker is in a North Dakota jail awaiting transfer to Utah.
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^^ He looks like such a kind man.
The Curio Closet will take any contributions.
Any stories and pictures of betrayed molls, fastidious ex whores making federal cases of their broken nails, carnyesque quim denying their sashay into taped coprophagy? German Goo Girl Devastation?

Material that would shock Tranzer (but without the poop,tranny sausage, or dirty buttholes).

Man caught having Sex with Dog

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/man-caught-sex-pit-bull-yard-horrified-neighbors/

I've been looking for a place to share this:







Robert Ben Rhoades was a truck driver/serial killer. He liked to pick up hitchhikers and torture them for a while in his truck- before killing them. One of his victims was a 14 year old runaway from Texas named Regina Walters. Walters' remains were found in an abandoned barn in Illinois.
However, her disappearance wasn't connected to Rhoades until after Rhoades was arrested for abducting another woman. When police searched Rhoades' home they found this picture.




It is of Regina Walters in the barn where her body would later be found, likely taken moments before she was murdered.


This is one of the most haunting pictures you will ever see, remember she is only 14 years old... And that is pure fear in her eyes..

Just to add to the creepiness of it: Before the picture was taken, Robert Ben Rhoades had forced Regina Walters to cut her hair short and made her wear the short black dress and high heels. If you look at the picture her makeup is not quite right and she's frightened and pale. He later killed her by twisting a metal coat hanger 16 times around her throat / neck.

^^ He looks like such a kind man...


Material that would shock Tranzer (but without the poop,tranny sausage, or dirty buttholes).

This thread could become the place of low rent nightmares. It's a possibility.

Nuff said, amirite?

Your fingers might end up in someone's french fry basket if you give that guy a ride.

Far more unnerving than any thug thumbnail sketch over yon in Tritone's patch.

oh how dare you fb?. this board is ripe for a knox comeback and i'm betting he'd be appreciated.

@blue...
you do realize you've thrown open the door to charins polaroid collection and the stories that go with it. strap in.

This is precisely why we now have a Gimp Box.

Jerkoffzone jail.

What happened to the rest of this? The part about if someone wants to reach super high on the wacked out level of deprevity to jerk to visuals so low...something like that. It was brilliant. Reminded me of Simp level brilliance prose that JM used for the back of the DVD, which is anyone in this internet age forgot, is a huge honor among porn watchers. If you have it, Bluecipher, that'd be great.

Alas, I decided to check into self-edit mode and not scare off prospective posters. It might pop back later, under auspicious circumstance. That some may wank off to such depravity scares me in a way, but the stories must be told. I hope the material, in all its sweaty, mind-bending, sometimes degrading entirety, continues to flow. I'd like to cook up a short dadaist-like manifesto at some point, but the graphics themselves might tell the story in better fashion than any text.

That Regina Walters picture is not letting me sleep right.
That's part of the focus of the thread - check out the space b/w the wank and the horror.

The horror.......

I guess you could say this is where you post when you want to skirt the boundaries of composure and good taste and perhaps fall into a spell of the new GimpBox, where your mea culpas are readable and everyone can hear your screams but can do nothing about your pain.

We can make it worse.

Crevasses - the contours are dangerous work, as is getting a grip.

block and tackle w(h)oes.



delicious torment.

Feldmarschall Bradley looking for his entry in the Encyclopaedia Pornaris.

Purr-

Damn, the satyr/el satario 1907 would have been a damn good addition to the thread.

Toe Sucking is good add, though.

^^ that's worse than any Panzer contribution.

Any motel stories out there worth telling? Sin, hot pillows, dirtier beds. A hip, a jerk and a twist to get off while the TV rattles on? Went looking for ice and ran across a orgy instead?

I felt that it was nightmare inducing, and that is my litmus test for this thread.

The video that haunts me is of asian origin. Two asian girls and a guy. Guy cracks some eggs and beats them in a bowl. Pulls out a big plastic syringe like you would use for basting with no needle. He sucks up all the eggs. He has one of the girls on all fours naked and pushes the syringe nozzle-like end up her ass and injects her rectum with eggs. He pulls the injector out of her ass and has her stand. The other naked girl come into frame with an electric Wok. Then has the egg girl squat over the electric Wok and squeeze out the egg enema where the Wok girl proceeds to stir fry it up. You can clearly see feces in the egg enema stir fry. At this point I'm thinking this guy is the man. I mean he won't lower himself to cook his own egg enema omelet. The Wok girl then has 2 plates where she portions out two separate servings then takes the Wok away. When she comes back Wok Girl and egg enema man proceed to eat the egg and shit omelet...with chopsticks.

I saw this vid after I downloaded it off usenet and its haunted and disgusted me for years.

That sounds like a Japanese poop video. They are evil.

The Pain of Dana

I'm intigued by Dominique Swift

AshleyB always looks good.

Posting Jap porn is pretty much cheating in this thread

They are Japs though. That is like the equivalent of a pic of Gia getting a bacon cheesburger crammed in her pie hole, no?

This has gone way off the fucking rails.

The thread's been hijacked by the ghost of tranzer. I'd go to the mods to request they delete the sick shit, but one of them posted a picture of the turds-keeper.

Isn't this thread the reason for a Gimp Box?

You want some editing did, just ask. I can at least spoiler the pics.

I'd say strike the offending ones or put them in "click here if you want to be sickened" mode. I was aiming for out of the envelope stuff, not in the toilet bowl views.

Aye Aye Cap'n.

Thanks - the 'click to reveal' setup helps a lot!

Well, the threat was meant to explore the frisson, the odd, the dark tidbits that might burn your psyche, make you double-back and look again, remind you of something you'd rather have forgotten entirely, perhaps even compel you to throw in a prayer for your soul. Toilet tricks, vomitoria, tranzer-territory, eye-searing gobs of excreta weren't the intended subjects.

Well, if you're going there then...

Hmmm, are these the faces of the evil svengalis behind the talent that drives the industry? They hand-feed girls the dreams of stardom and Gucci handbags and sit in the shadows while the talent gets pounded by reality, always looking for the next girl to "discover" and "develop." Like Volt, they sometimes take the girll down with them.

Acceptable narrative. I would like to mix something in about South clinging to that titty much like he desperately clings to the porn world for relevance and nourishment for his ego.

The woman thinking of rent money likely hoping this is some sort of vile initiation before she can get some real dick and enjoy her time in the porn world. Meanwhile South is just happy he's gonna get laid and only had to pay for a room at a Red Roof Inn and a Cialis.

South is chasing a dying dream and doesn't worry about collateral damage or any casualties.

Amy Winehouse - by Amy Winehouse

Was South ever anyone beyond that fucking boring Southern Bukkake thing?

Well, I don't know the exact timeline, but he worked for one of the Angels (Evil/Elegant I don't know) and Rob Black claims to have gotten him fired. He attempted to be an agent, but failed as miserably as Donkey and Black. I think that is when he vamoosed back to Hawt-lanta and started jerkin off on tweekers.

I could be all wrong though.

so basically porns version of panzer?. he gets more attention than he deserves and none of it is good.

Rob Black mentioned on his show that Mike South worked at Elegant Angel while he worked there, too.

Then South did one flick, Black looked at it, thought it was utter garbage and mentioned it to his boss Patrick Collins, added that he wanted South gone and Collins didn't have anything against it.

That's the Rob Black narrative.

Not as far as work product.
I think I mentioned a while back that I was at an amatuer gangbang in ATL once that he also attended. It was a dom/sub thing with her blowing a bunch of strangers while blindfolded. It was all going well until her dom fisted her while holding a yellow tennis ball in his hand. Things came to an abrupt halt and we just all slinked out of the room with our clothes half on.
I didn't have much interaction with South. He was not the host and there were no cameras involved. We spoke a bit about LA porn and he just seemed like a crackpot hater. Years later I confirmed my impression. Not a night I will forget for a long time.

The girl disapproved of the fisting and brought things to a halt?

No, she was injured badly. Plus, she was furious that he put something unsanitary and inflexible inside her without discussing it. A fucking fuzzy tennis ball??? Bad idea, dude. Dom/sub is all about trust and he violated her trust and safety. Bad dom, bad dom!

Was it an anal fisting or vaginal fisting?

FAQ:

Q: bro are u srs

A: Yes.


Q: When is the release date?

A: It will be out on Steam April 1st.


Q: Will there be multiplayer?

A: Sadly there will be no multiplayer, we are using NVIDIA PhysX and Apex for our in-game physics, which gives us amazing and realistic physics, but it would synchronise terribly in multiplayer. With multiplayer, we'd have to remove 90% of the physics, all destructible objects and a lot of our favorite features.


Q: Mac/Linux?

A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.


Q: Can we monetize off of gameplay videos we make on youtube/twitch?

A: Yes, just as long as you give credit to us for the game, you may get as rich as you want through gameplay videos, reviews, previews and the like.


Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. Hopefully the game can make you laugh for an hour or something. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!


Q: Does a Goat Simulator really need a wiki?

A: Goats are more complex than you think: link

Webcam girls speak their mind(s)

Camgirls

@pipe...wtf did i just watch?.

A solid trailer.

As if I knew about the thing.

Bouncing Sluts

trouble

Looks like the Weathergirls. "It's raining men..."

I would love to see a porn version of the Maury Show.

As much as I believe the Roe v. Wade decision is constitutionally invalid, when I see abominations like this, I am an enthusiastic supporter of abortion "rights". It is the only hope we have to minimize negro population growth and perhaps save the United States.

At this point, I would have to seriously consider supporting any law that would make negro sterilizations and abortions mandatory. Those six negresses are nothing but incubators for future felons.

The only thing that could make Maury more boring would be to do a porn version.

Is that Klymaxx or Danity Kane?

Amber Lynn chiaroscuro

She's 49 years old.

Yes, the plastic surgery did her no favors.

Did Billy Glide have any carnivalesque features? Something by which he can be remembered?

Hereford to London Paddington. Train's leaving the station.
Barely.

Human Centipede: The Golden Years

I really want to know what the middle one got paid for that scene. Whatever it was, it wasn't enough.

It's a three generation chain. She should be at the end.

Diving for Pearls (necklace)

my good god what happened to the japanese?. if aliens exist it started there.

labyrinthine

Pillows

Her nipples aren't really round. They spread out like giant impact craters on a pair of faraway twin planets.

If you zoom in it feels like you are guiding a landing module closing in on the Martian surface.

Eagle, you are Go for powered descent.

Severe nuns.

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to love

facepop

not to rehash old fights, but this is homosexual porn. god bless your openmindedness, but this is pretty much gay sex.

This is the curio cabinet, within reason. I think that issue was debated to death somewhere or other.

Refreshing X2.

not endorsing all that meat but the curio tag is what separates this from the pornarium.

The curio cabinet pushes the envelope but tries not to go full-tranny. Hence the bit tit refresher, a palate cleanser no less.

Well scratch my back with a hacksaw; if that whore's melons are the Tranquility Base, it's no wonder Neil Armstrong claims he saw aliens on Apollo 11.

Any idea who the whore is in the Pressure Test + 1 pic?

I wish I knew. For now she is Tumblr Exhibit 1.
What a pair. I am still stunned.

antiquated taint bleaching methodology

dragons be here

Rule Britannia

I love underwater nudity. The one under water cumfart gif that I posted years back is a bit rough though.

Advanced Latex Solutions
Luke... I am your mistress...

Fancy knotwork

Bambooed GiaJ

Sheena Ryder-Approved

She brought us flowers.

Loved Southern Charms.

The one with the large ring has a Southern Charms account (Champagne). If you are into the archaeology of porn, you'll know that C3X banged her a couple of times for Naughty America. I think she turned into dust during her last scene with him.

Her and 2 other Charms. Very distracting scene, what with the homo dude in it.

I was watching a scene with Samantha 38g and some other fatty. First dialogue of the "film". "Well, where could Christian be?" "Probably sucking a tranny". Cue the flamboyant entrance.

rise of the milfs

BBW IR ANAL
So much so wrong in so small a picture

Oracle at Delphi
taking queries.

Will probably go to Hell for this one.

gawkfest

A lot of flop sweat there.

Blue, that may be the absolute saddest picture I've ever seen. The over/under combined amount of times that collective group of non-winners has ejaculated in the presence of a woman has been set at 7 and that's only due to the inability to control themselves during lap dances and wearing loose sweatpants to the titty bar.

The guy in the tan t-shirt seems to be working a dildo into the dancer. Everyone else is taking notes.

Here's Lucky Starr with three ersatz friends.

That guy looks familiar. I think he's a GGG regular. Could he the German version of this guy

This should be its own thread pronto. Especially Cryin Knox and his limp broccoli dick.

Brandon Irons, feel free to log in under Cryin's userid (once again) and post a reply. We all know it's you,

Could be a German (GGG) flick. Looks like a bunch of the gentlemen are Turks.

Willie D stop looking at the guys, homo.

Deep into AvaD.

^nice. anything that keeps her face outta the frame i'm into.

The rosebud after extraction could be even worse

I wnder what her gyno thinks during an annual exam. Is he just getting out the speculum and a canoe oar? Or is he going full-on "Deadliest Catch" and sending a team of orange-suited mariners into her quim to trap and destroy the scabies?

She's a curio cabinet unto herself.

Altogether too much smiling here

Ava's a whore's whore. Hater's gonna hate.

A whore's whore. Well put. She's the Acme of modern whoredom.

Here, Lucky. Here, boy. Wanna treat?

funky psychodelic ass.

The original is kind of shocking in its own way.

I think I've seen her give birth to gourds, eggplants, apples, a veritable farmer's market.

Ginger Lynn Cameo
she looks trashed.

ddf bdsm - hong kong slut tigerr benson

whoa... potato sack is it? thats new to me. well done sir.

Stranger than anything the japanese can cook up (without involvong tentacles, shit or rope). BI should be reporting on these euro trends instead of hanging at the local ladbroke.

I wouldn't have guessed that potato sacks would be a fetish. I guess I'm just too vanilla.

Ginger is old and busted. The chick on the right has too many teeth. I got over my bamboo fever years ago in Korea, so the chick on the left is out. The green dress has some real potential though.

For the interested:

Lucky Starr, Ginger Lynn, Tara Lynn Foxx, some whore.

Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn are living reminders of why hot chicks shouldn't smoke, do drugs and lie out in the sun/on the tanning bed in their youth. But by the time they reach that age, nobody really cares anymore. Everyday, thousands of hot girls turn eighteen and the desiccated old whores can blow away in the wind.

The sad thing is Ginger still looked good up until about 5 yrs ago. Man, she really took a turn for the worse.

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anybody know what this scene is from ?
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the potato sack is a new one to me as well !!
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is it a website ? or DVD ?
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ty
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good one.

Tara Lynn Foxx was a shitload of whore fun a couple years ago. She's held up nicely considering her pill tolerance back then. Good whore. The other 3 in that picture are total boner killers

potato sack girl -
from DDF website (generally eurowhores. she qualifies 'cause she is uk based).

'ho cancer got to her.
That, or heavy boozing.

Once you go Sheen - you can never get clean

He's derailed more porn careers than the lubbenfreak.

He's derailed more porn careers than the lubbenfreak.

Anissa Kate's corrupted feet.

random humaniplex whore:

Reminds me of the evil robot in Hardware.

Bonnie Rotten in 20.

Bonnie Rotten in 20 days. I'm sure that's what you meant to type.

grannyhead

She's got the beat.

It appears you have found a scene from the rumored Phyllis Diller sex video.

I should cross post to the dana hayes thread.
This scene is probably from the Golden Girls Director's cut.

granny goes double bad.

Southern Charms whore. I'm there.

That's her - Champagne on Southern Charms, Ms Jewel for Naughty America. Amateur Granny gone wild. I think she's done it all - even C3X splooged on her. I think NA retired that particular scene.

She always worked for me. Love those old..elderly...Southern Charms whores.

Probably would offer you some sweet tea and rhubarb pie after swallowing your load.

Recently sawa clip of her fucking Julie Robbins with a strapon. The almost-dead fucking the already-dead.

I just found out this old whore I used to fuck went and died...in late March. I banged her last in mid March. I'm not sure how I feel about it, exactly. I did whack to a solo video I shot of her at least 20 years ago. 71, if you must know.

You fucked a 71 year old that was mere weeks from her demise? You filthy motherfucker. I'm sorry, you filthy grannyfucker.

Didn't know she was weeks away. Been nailing her for 20+ years and she really hasn't aged much...hadn't. I yam what I yam.

^^ respect

I think she even escorts if you are jn the south east of the US.

Southern Charms still has a few nice whores here and there.

I've been wanting to set up something with two women of age differential but the younger one is more appalled.

She does look good

mount pornsuvius ?

Road apple

Maybe that's the reason for Original Sin?

I wouldn't take a bite.

Even the most savvy serpent may have trouble getting someone to bite...

Bonnie Rotten and Veronica Ayvluv Make a Shake

Yep, not all 'lapses are created equal. That's fuckin disgusting.

She needs a straw. And Veronica needs her diginity back. Nope I'm leaving the spelling. Dignity virginity. lol

And holy mother of God on the above photos.

Dirty garden girl needs to see a gynecologist quick.

They might be the best midget tits I ever seen.

Bonus find: Midget anal

Fucking a midget is the kind of thing you want to try but don't want anyone to know about, even the midget if you can help it.

Can midgets consent?

Yeah, their lil, not tards.

Yes, I knew as much. Just adding to the merriment.

I told fucking everybody!! Wife swapper thing. A wife swapping thing. She was like 4 foot tall, proportional. Had a voice like Lauren Bacall. My wang looked huge in her mouth and hands.

Love a pumped up pussy and/ or asshole. You just gotta try it.

I'm with ya on the midget, I don't think I can go there w/ the pumpin.

Only if you find the right one.

C3X does Dana Hayes.
I don't know which of the two suffered more.

The cameraman and the viewer beat them both.

The frozen stillness of the mannequins appears to be infectious.

^^ Halloween-ready.

Claudia Marie Meets Minka

post-anal load on a negro plumper

wet and dry

sign here please

granny blow

Maybe its just me but sharpies are hotter than crayola.

Totally agree, Fiend.

I wish there was some sort of color coding for Sharpies in the Butt.

Black - Your Pecker Goes Here
Red - butthole available when on period
Green - will trade butthole for weed
Blue - likes to have ass eaten
Black & Blue - enjoys spanking
Black & Green - cocaine unlocks the butt

Whores (Euros?) & Their Gapes

click for full size

Well played sir.

XPT's version of the Brady bunch. Nice.

Cotton Candi and Claudia Marie. Nice. Don't you judge me.

Minka is looking awful.

Could you fellas tell me which gapes you are speaking of? I know names of very few euro whores.

If I had to pick my top 3 I would say: top left, bottom right and bottom center.

Edit: nevermind, I realized you fellas were talking the old ladies.

Well, she is 137 years old, after all.

Granny's got a gun, gonna bang someone.

Just in time for Halloween...

fuck me,those are nice!

those are too nice for this thread of misfits and oddities.

eurolezpervz

intergenerational boobs

the one on the left just needs to ditch the oompa loompa tan as well as let her eyebrows grow back in.other than that shes good looking.both appear to be brits.the older one looks to be in her early to mid 60s and can probably work some serious magic on a flesh wand.

This thread is limited due to no tube sites.
Look up Long Jean Silver on that xlittlefurryrodent site.

Stump Porn - undiscovered country!

Had a roommate in college that was into that. Can't wrap my head around that.

i wonder if he wanted to or try some femoral fucking of the stump.

your guess is as good as mine

Veri Knotty ---very Somewhat obscure 70s pw.

OK going where Panzer lives.
First [?] tranny in the 70s. Sulka.

Tying her snatch together. Great gimmick.

Better than a skinny Ron Jeremy sucking his own dick. Look that one up.

thats on youjizz of all places.

Those Oldie Knotty beef curtains are now available at Arbys, I think its the #3 meal.

Those lips are fucking atrocious.

Yeah she always grossed me out as did Viper the older than her years looking chick with the long reptile tattoo.

Viper IAFD

Fuck I just noticed Viper is from Oak Ridge, TN. about 60 miles from me.

I have no idea about this guy... never listened to his radio show, but I liked the band he was in, Moxy Fruvous. A nice little accapella group with silly songs. But, I think this deserves to be in here because...

"Hi there Jian Ghomeshi. Remember louring me to ur house under false pretences? Bruises dont lie. Signed, every female Carleton U media grad,” reads an April 9 post.

"The account’s name refers to a large teddy bear in his home that Mr. Ghomeshi allegedly turned around to face the wall before assaulting his dates, saying, according to the Star‘s account, “Big Ears Teddy shouldn’t see this.”"

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/10/29/...-his-apartment/

Ah, sweet, slythering Viper...

Fatty and Friends

Black BDSM
NAACP will kill me for this one.

Black BDSM2

This Hungarian Granny is going to Hell.

Trinity Post goes Black

Fuck it looks like shes been chasing parked cars.

Whos the redhead in the bdsm pic? I should know but can't place her.

Can't tell, but her stance is good.

?

I believe that is (was) Natalie Demore. She did some fetish-type stuff a few years back. She and a friend both killed themselves in a suicide pact. Shame, she could have been a decent whore.

Last time I checked, Trinity had moved to Tucson to become a nurse, was an avowed lesbian, and had a nig girlfriend. She could find a black box faster than those dudes looking in the South Java Sea.

Lord Jeebus forgive Dana for what she did

Ms Grandmaison and friend

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complete cleaning

Splish Splash

splashed

Full

outdoor preggo

sitting

Jada trussing

Ease on Down the Road

stuffing the chicken

You got ass crack pics?

Only if it's Alex Tranzer sniffing his mommy's infected, unwiped shithole while she makes him a borscht sandwich.

Stay in your own threads.

I've posted ass cracks here and there but they all clean, groomed, and 100% female. Don't turn this into a dirty asshole or tranny worship thread.

Sexagenerian head and russian

^Stop! Only Alexei is to make fuck with nana after finishes the borscht!

The pronging of Amber Rayne

Well hell, if you're going into Amber Rayne territory...




I was in this scene and jizzed in her eyes.

Tri/t/one loved her for her IR peculiarities.

AARP Biddies Harass C3X

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Vagankle:

Excellent ptsd recovery tool!

I hope you include that in your resumè.

Wasn't there a femdom scene where Amber Rayne repeatedly kicked Cryin Knox's limp junk over and over?

savory ukie granny - with jamaican get-up.

^Real Housewives of Brighton Beach?

More like old housewives of a town near Budapest or Kiev.

Sweet Cubana Angelina Castro.

Indian - dot, not feather - ass.
Priya Anjali Rai

Nah, JB is right. That is what opens the door when you book a CraigsList Russian/Ukie. Bait and switch on par w/ the Zilians.

I rubbed one out last week to a pregnant teen(20 something) chick getting gangbanged last week I found on a tube site. I don't go for preggo porn but I was in a weird mood.

plumper butt-lots of depth

Mr Spock's niece does porn

Disturbing Hungarian Lez Threesomes.

Three generations of genital warts.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/2d26c065394b7a834ad09cabf357c59e/tumblr_mxkz55T19J1r5xcg6o1_400.gif

^^ Could make a great addition to the dead eyes thread.

Caroline Pierce as a Lamp
Porn or Art Installation/Performance Art?

^ Caroline Pierce has a fantastic ass.

Indeed. I wish she'd post here.

Is this thread just for whores, or can we post some items in here. I seen a couple sex related items on Amazon that I would describe as "curious" and thought provoking.

Whores and whore-like creatures should be fine, I guess, as well as any material that provokes though. That said, I ask, please, no turds, trannies or trolls.

Nah, just a couple of items.

I guess I should have expected to see this one eventually, but was surprised I saw it on Amazon. For the fella who can't get rosebud on his own.



I found that when checking out other reviews by the person who reviewed this item. http://www.amazon.com/AngelDis-Underpant...+crotch+catsuit





Do they pack the condoms up in the ass before a party, then dudes can just walk up and plow?

Brings a whole new meaning to Citizen Kane.

Big Game Hunting

Double-fingered salute

Bogas Brothers, Generation II

rub-a-dub-in-the-Cannuck-tub

Oh boy, she's going to pop.

Neck down, would bang. Her mug always killed my wood though.

Random whore on Humaniplex

^^^^^^Panzer just made his drawers all sticky.

Serious lack of hygiene. Don't sluts travel with packs of baby wipes?

Wow.

I really feel bad for her daughter. She's now around 11 years old, and probably about to realize what a shitty mother and father she has been cursed with. Mommy Michelle has fucked negroes, trannies, and once said she'd fuck a dog if Aiden wanted her to. Daddy is a fat suitcase pimp with no life skills. Mommy's website is down, her twat-her feed is rarely used. All obvious signs that she has finally flushed herself out of the porn business in a wave of piss and semen from a bunch of convicts with the clap...and worse.

Perhaps Aurora Snow can come in and 'splin to Michelle's daughter why, against all inclination and ridicule from her schoolmates, she should be proud of her ugly-assed mother.

Perhaps self-loathing and push-ups.

Binge and purge is my prescription for her. That'll get their attention. Or perhaps a return to the mother church.

I'll take the contrary position. I've always thought Michelle was cute, and volcanically hot. Incredible body and man, could she fuck. That she has fucked negroes and trannies is of no concern to me (once the blood tests come back), and to hear that she's down to fuck a dog if her man asked her to do it is kind of a turn-on.

Isn't she doing aerial gymnastics nowadays?

Certainly not a misfit but a curio in that she was too pretty for 70's porn in many estimations. Angel :

And on the other end of the eek spectrum: Long Dong Silver

Angelique Pettyjohn beamed down and out of Star Trek and mainstream to do porn:

Testing the circuit.

Both leads are hot.

Ah yes, the two-fisted sister twister.

I forgot to get the screen name, but this beautiful young Russian cam girl on Chaturbate was double pro-lapsing. This screen shot does no justice, at times both anal and vaginal cavities were left completely protruding from her body.

I was not able to tell if the spot below her buttocks was blood/fecal matter or just part of the pattern on the blanket.

New Adriano/Chechik scene being released tomorrow.

I feel like there is a far more sinister fetish being depicted here, not just eating a cup cake out of an ass hole.

cup cake with an extra layer of mucus

one more for the gallery

I'll never understand how that can happen to a person. How do you let yourself get so fat that you're basically immobile?

preggo intergenerational lez threeesome

hairy hannah

the quintessence of the oma slut

double input

Fine day for a wedding




...

Appalachian Spring Porn

Darlene?

Pehaps a Daylene -
Noun/Mythological creature . A petite, caring, lovable pixie woman. A giver of hugs and sincere smiles! Insane intuitive powers. A FLY CATCHING GYPSY. Can be found riding an enormous golden retriever through the night if a horse is not to be found. Collector of left behind curiosities from wild beasts. Brave momma she-wolf butterfly being. Shepherd of wounded souls. Brilliant artist. Wishes and golden birds can be found nesting in her curls.

I find myself attracted to women in the early stages of pregnancy. Its not the preggo kink though. I just like the idea of banging a chick I know I can't knock up.

A new galaxy

no drop wasted

fists of fury

reindeer games

Skank vs. skank....yawn.

They're definitely a couple.

A couple of whats, we'll never know.

oh, yeah.

contestants

bindu nun

I like the ring.

vajayjay

metro

sitting on the putz

Anyone else wishing this was a gif of her pinching a modest turd? Where is Panzer when I need to feel like less of a revolting degenerate?

ISn't Saint Lazare the train station where Henri Cartier-Bresson took that famous photograph of the guy trying to jump a puddle?

I remember the picture but not sure about the station...
But yes,
Derriere la Gare Saint-Lazare

I saw this and thought of Panzer, tamed.

I find the religious imagery blended with porn to be very non erotic. Does nothing for me. I don't have religious hang ups I suppose.

That's the spririt! ^

Synchronized perversion

#7 has my vote.

#7 looks a bit like Jackie O.

Doesn't Gia practice the balletic arts?

If she does, I'd pay $200 to video capture a Skype show of her in that pose depositing a Skittle enema into an oversized wine glass.

That pose in these boots:

As Satre said why would blasphemy mean anything to you unless you were a believer?

Well, maybe, but I do believe and I'm not offended at all by it. Just doesn't do anything for me. I suppose if you are a real hard core believer and see something like that then you get really conflicted if you get a boner. lol

Salo

Marilyn Jess, Retro French porn star, and her hairy pussy.

Anybody know the book?

Jess was a true pro.

Early perversion with Jamie Gillis

Vanessa will be back in a moment. She's all tied up.

Days of yore porn

Annette was all tied up as well. Pornstars were busy in the 70s.

Sorry if already posted.

^ Th-Th-Th-That's All, Folks!

Good idea

Tanya Foxx, our lady of discipline

This is Constance Money in Masachino Cherry isn't it?

Love this one, what makes it so sexy?

Yep misidentified on the site. I shoulda took a longer look.

Ed Woods last
The Young Marrieds

Used to love the stills of Tanya Foxx tied up and playing with another woman. She wasn't a beauty but she seemed to like the porn.

The wanna-be-milf with the rode hard, put up wet milf.

Janet Mason ^

The Same!

From her Twitter -
...There's something so "right" about wedding ring cum shots!

That must be a new fetish - blowing loads over the wedding rings of old whores.

Believe Pleasure Masters is an early Alex De Renzy available on one of the VS double features. Would have loved to have seen these crazy movies in a theatre even if I had to brave the public masturbators and cruising.

More 70's weirdness. I own this one.

1977's Devil Inside Her w/ Annie Sprinkle

The aforementioned Miss Sprinkle providing inspiration for Mike Adriano [?]

Long Dong Silver [ Long Duc Dongs inspiration lol]

Never seen a Long Dong Silver video. HBO's excellent-as-usual docudrama Confirmation on the Hill/Thomas hearings recently reminded me of him. Didn't seem to make any features must have been stuck in the trough of mid to late 80s porn. Outside of the Lynns (Ginger, Amber) that era seems to be largely forgotten.

Hopefully VS gets around to releasing The Devil Inside Her and Affairs of Janice, my favourite Zebedy Colt films.

Soft porn category - from Spain, late 70s, early 80s.

CG- Silver had 7 titles on IAFD. I think the only time I saw him was in magazine spreads.
Maybe I'm wrong in my thinking but the move from NY to LA and from film to video seemed to coincide for that blase period from about 85 to the early 90's. The NY move pre 85 first and then the video that looked very strange and shitty.

This was directed by Larraz right? His excellent thriller Symptoms was just released on blu. It has been 'missing' for decades and is quite good, similar to Images, Repulsion or Let's Scare Jessica to Death.

I generally prefer the unintentionally humorous odd pornos that SomethingWeird re-releases over AlphaBlue. The hysterical liner notes alone as worth the purchase price.

It's him. He made a ton of those. He was one of the 'destape' generation that got to make films that under Generalissimo Francisco Franco would have gotten them in trouble.

This site has a whole list of them.
El Destape 1975-1983

I remember watching a film about the soft core porn industry in Spain during the late 1970s. It was a sort of "Boogie Nights" for the period.
Title in English - Rated R (2008)
Original Title - Los an~os desnudos (Clasificada S)

Cool does it have English subtitles?

Watching Death Spa right now, incredibly cheesy 80s horror about a possessed Spa computer (?) with a surprising amount of T&A. Usually these films promise more than they deliver in the sex department.

Desiree Cousteau - Pretty Peaches

Lisa DeLeeuw sucking poison dick.

Ginger Lynn PENTAtration.

I saw an old pornography, probably from the late 70s. Lady is married to John Holmes. She gets raped by a janitor. She confides in a priest but hesitates because he is a man of the cloth. "Sister, I'm married" he reassures her, to which she expresses relief. But he continues "Being married AND gay I can relate to your cocksuckers, buggerers, and scumbag motherfuckers!" and she flips out saying "Oh my god! We're all going to die!" Holmes drops a big load on her boob in the end. The wife has a really cute, dark haired slutty neighbor friend who gives the paperboy a blowjob. That's all I remember. It was on a sixth or seventh generation 360 minute vhs tape in the late 80s. At that point nothing came out when I jacked off. And I had a paper route.

Reading your posts is like listening to Archie Bunker on LSD.

Was that movie "Autobiography of a Flea"?

Not unless he's mixing it up with a feature set in 'modern day' 70s?

I believe it did. I rented it from Netflix a few years back.There was another Spanish film that was also pretty good - Torremolinos 73. An encyclopedia salesman and his wife start making "educational" films...

This is a fine example of the ambiguities of English: This comment could be interpreted two ways. Either the listener is on LSD or Archie is.

It reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live sketch where Ed Asner plays a nuclear engineer at a nuclear power plant about to retire and he is being replaced by someone who lied about his skills to get the job. I believe the guy confesses to Ed and Ed throws him this bone: In case of a melt-down, remember you can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.

Sleeper/Creeper

Amateur



Professional

One of Sasha Grey's best scenes was a sleep fantasy in one of the Filth Cums First series since it prevented her from screaming nonsense at the top of her lungs as she usually did.

Haha good catch. I hadn't even thought of it. I meant Archie being the one dosed but hell it works either way.

Bingo- give that man a prize. I saw this and was struck at her silence. She couldn't help but grunt during the anal though.

It makes you wonder if the sleep concept came about simply as a way of keeping her annoying vocal histrionics under control. And of course the idea probably appealed to her pretensions.

There's a "mainstream" movie based on the same concept. Sleeping Beauty maybe? Can't remember the title.

Sluts meet at the intersection of golden (rain) blvd and bond(age) street.

I wish I was rich and had lots of money. I'd make friends with pornographers and hang out while they are filming scenes. I'd just randomly wander into the shot and beat off on ladies at my whim.

"Then has the egg girl squat over the electric Wok and squeeze out the egg enema where the Wok girl proceeds to stir fry it up. You can clearly see feces in the egg enema stir fry. At this point I'm thinking this guy is the man. I mean he won't lower himself to cook his own egg enema omelet."

I have to give thanks to Fiend2. I have not laughed this hard for months!

But seriously, I have developed a kink for watching women having lube etc injected in their bums. Has anyone got a video recommendations?

jizzhadist alert

Toshio Saeki

Sexualized Yokai!

And in that vein,

Cthulhu porn.

Have you read Alan Moore's Neonomicon?

No, haven't gone much into graphic novels at all, just the Sandman. I did like H.P.Lovecraft's short stories for a time.

Howard Chaykins Black Kiss

Chaykin is great and an obvious fan of classic porn (one of the characters in American Flagg is clearly based on Aunt Peg).

The series he did recently with Matt Fraction, Sattelite Sam, is very good and reminiscent of Black Kiss.

God, someone should make a comic series about Aunt Peg.

Black Kiss is awesome. Better than Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns. Chaykin really got the shaft in terms of mainstream media attention.

There was a comic series adaptations of classic porn in the 80s by a guy who use to do comics in the underground press but they're almost impossible to find.

Someone like Robert Crumb...

Of the three Crumb brothers I most strongly identify with Robert. Sometimes the bed of nails/sexual imposition one.

Nuns. I avoid them

super-sized negro tits

leaky

Bridge of thighs

^ By Robin Plowher? lol

Flora or fauna ?

I'm pretty sure that fungi are neither flora nor fauna. Is that a still from Hillary Scott's FLOP 34 vid?

It's A.J. Applegate

This was the only place I could think of to post this, cause it don't deserve its own thread.

When Anal Bleaching goes too far.

It could be anal vitiligo!

Looks like it had the shit scared out of it.

say 'aaaaaaah'

^ You hacked License Plate's porn stash?

Most likely from his PedoHero collection.

It's summer in bondagetown.

Ho-rrific

Roll her in flour.....

Japanese Tentacle Porn

I get the feeling there is more interest in tentacle porn in North America by weeboos than there actually is in Japan.

Place where nigga kink goes to rest

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...IMG_0149-lg.jpg

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...IMG_0155-lg.jpg

Idk if this is the right spot for this but the guy gets run out of Australia for kiddie porn and then tapes a 6 boy peeing at WEM. Largest mall in N.A. Oh and right up the road. Awesome pr for the malls brochure. Oh and his major ...?? Child psychology

http://globalnews.ca/news/2753467/austra...-arriving-home/

A pic of the original Misfit. M.M. From the set of The Misfits(1961) w/Clark Gable. He's says
"She nearly gave me a heart attack. I have never been happier when a film ended". Sure she had that effect on a few men.She was a pretty girl

You forgot to mention: On the next day, Gable suffered a severe coronary thrombosis. He died in hospital from a heart attack ten days later.

One guy says I post too much detail. One guy says slow down .Guy's hijack my thread calling me a meth head. Now flack for not posting the inside joke .Jesus man. You guys are brutal.

Haha. No its all good I actually remember the jokes about her banging him. Saying her pussy was good it kill a man just from
withdrawl. Lol. Seriously though thanks for adding that.

You'll settle in.
MM was a lovely lass!!!!

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Waiting for Katja Kassin's baby bump to show up in her cam videos.

Do the whole series: baby bump, lactation and nine month pregnant porn. Odds on the new bundle of joy being a mud skipper?

This development could help German-American relations.

I'd like to see Frau Merkel and POTUS Drumpf visit her as she is squeezing out that anchor baby. Drumpf once divorced Ivana because he said he couldn't be sexually attracted to a woman who had born children. Sucks for his kidlets.

I hope the experience doesn't prompt donny to impose tariffs on Deutschland, 'cause that will raise the cost of my next Benz.

A new Konrad Adenauer or Friedrich Ebert could pop out of that birth channel, or it might just be another Jamal, Dejonte or Loquisha.

A new Konrad Adenauer or Friedrich Ebert could pop out of that birth channel, or it might just be another Jamal, Dejonte or Loquisha.

Better chance of another Roger Ebert popping out of ol' Fireplug's fuckhole.

pure...

very cool.

Life after high school.

Before




Preggo

Before-After

Horrifying and sad. In a good way.

Are kids pics really wise on a porn forum? Not that the owners of this site are paying attention or anything.

They are old pics of whores, I don't think it is anything to worry about.

Good question. I thought about that and convinced myself the high school senior pictures depict 18 year olds. Forum moderator can remove if unseemly.

Helping hand
bukakke mope gets a helping hand from Nikki Hunter

rough

old school

strange anal

Excellent rope work

How did the tat change sides???

Google Image Search results. Quite often people who use copyrighted material flip the image or video to make it more difficult for bots to find. I have been seeing YouTube clips of movies and shows that are cropped w/ the audio sped up or slowed down to keep the bots away.

Interesting. I thought it might be living mold.

The baby bump is showing, frau kassin.

There goes my dinner ....

As usual, I'll bet the same picture that makes me sick is a boner maker for CXXX.

advanced domino studies



I love that hairnet.

Rules and more Rules -


I do shoot nude , but I will only shoot nude with an art concept, not straight fet or erotica it has to be artsy ...

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Nipple grips

Please say she is still doing porn.

Nassim, I hope that when the frau pops out her kid she will lose a bit of weight and return to the dirty screens.

12-26-4, Just like opening that old gym locker.

Adriana Chechik plugs in.

Adriana butt-play

Cameron Keys is now officially a BBW.

Reminds me of an Utz pretzel.