Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents)

Posted by: Perverted

Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 01:50 PM

Welcome to my new thread. I will be posting a series of women for you all to vote on.

I am going to make it interesting by only posting one pic of each girl at a time, with each progressing pic being more revealing than the last.

Posted by: drained

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 01:56 PM


All hags.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:03 PM

Originally Posted By: PulpeD

All hags.


Perhaps. But if so, they are some of my favorite hags!

How about some honest opinions boys.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:06 PM

I'm glad yer givin it a go, Perverted.

Ya gotta either go through the nonesense to embed your uploaded pics in the post or get yerself an imgur acct to host pics.

Hot or not on them 3? Not. They all fall in the middle, I rate em as doable. I'd be happy bringing them home from a bar, but I wouldnt spend fapping dollars on em.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:16 PM

Not. All three were 4's or 5's even in their youth, which was far too long ago.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I'm glad yer givin it a go, Perverted.

Ya gotta either go through the nonesense to embed your uploaded pics in the post or get yerself an imgur acct to host pics.



Or, I can upload them from their galleries instead.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:19 PM

If I were to rank them whores, id go 3-2-1, for the following reasons.

Whore 3 looks like she is a 12pk and gram of blow away from suckin dick for 45minutes to an hour. She was probably a looker when she was 20 and you can still see a glimpse of that.

Whore 2 is tight through the midsection, something you dont see all the time with old bags due to babies and no longer caring. Her mug probably ages 20 years w/o make up and photshop hijinks, and she got no upper lip. 95% of women w/o an upper lip are bitches.

Whore one is slopped out. Saggin titties resting on her gut, myspace angle photo and face that does nothing for me. Id let her suck me off in the bar parking lot, but wouldnt let her know where I live or give her my home phone #.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:27 PM

Fuk that. All 3 of those pics are reasons for a 48 hour banning or as us mods call it, a sobering up time out....
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:28 PM

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Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:43 PM

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Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:49 PM

Lets see #2's fart hole.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 02:58 PM

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Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 03:12 PM

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Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 03:15 PM

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Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 03:28 PM

Are you ready for the next round?
Posted by: charin

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 03:37 PM

Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 03:44 PM

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Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 04:13 PM

I don't see the difference between this thread and any Brandon Irons' 'models' thread.
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 04:20 PM

Girls in Brandon's thread are half your age and ugly and girls in this one are your age and also ugly.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 04:43 PM

Then you just proved my point that the commonality is UGLY.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 04:58 PM

Anal might redeem the first lot.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 05:56 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I don't see the difference between this thread and any Brandon Irons' 'models' thread.


Anytime you want to contribute a few pictures of yourself, just lay it on us!
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:01 PM

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Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Anal might redeem the first lot.


Anal can redeem nearly any girl!
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:05 PM

Not hot. Not even luke warm. This thread should be renamed How drunk would you have to be?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:23 PM

I'll drink to that.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:27 PM

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Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:32 PM

No pics on Lilly can be linked to. See her here.

Lilly Swan
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:38 PM

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:41 PM

Skanks for the memories?
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:49 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Skanks for the memories?


You bozo's hate women so much that nothing but the most degrading pictures of them will make you happy!

But I already knew that! mooner
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 06:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Crocodile
Girls in Brandon's thread are half your age and ugly and girls in this one are your age and also ugly.


You are missing the deep connections I make with the models. For example, there is one model in the Starfish and Honeypots thread who hated our time together. Total nightmare. She was shouting into her cell phone for her pimp to pick her up as she felt that a 20 minute blowjob should take no more than 20 minutes. We eventually finished the shoot and I drove her back to the place she was staying. On the drive she sobered up to the point where she felt like a total asshole and said she appreciated the money. She informed me just how fucked up her life was at that point (multiple suicide attempts, estrangement from her parents -- her mother actually told her she was disowned and never to return home, alcohol dependent, bombed every day, beginning to experiment with hard drugs, disgusted with choices she made in life, and feeling that she would not be alive much longer). I shared some of my own messed up stories and told her that everything would work out fine for her. Friends, I will forget many people I've met in the business. I will never forget this girl.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Perverted
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Skanks for the memories?


You bozo's hate women so much that nothing but the most degrading pictures of them will make you happy!

But I already knew that! mooner


No. These girls are disgusting to look at. If degradation is so paramount to you, wouldn't you rather see HOT girls degraded?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: Crocodile
Girls in Brandon's thread are half your age and ugly and girls in this one are your age and also ugly.


You are missing the deep connections I make with the models. For example, there is one model in the Starfish and Honeypots thread who hated our time together. Total nightmare. She was shouting into her cell phone for her pimp to pick her up as she felt that a 20 minute blowjob should take no more than 20 minutes. We eventually finished the shoot and I drove her back to the place she was staying. On the drive she sobered up to the point where she felt like a total asshole and said she appreciated the money. She informed me just how fucked up her life was at that point (multiple suicide attempts, estrangement from her parents -- her mother actually told her she was disowned and never to return home, alcohol dependent, bombed every day, beginning to experiment with hard drugs, disgusted with choices she made in life, and feeling that she would not be alive much longer). I shared some of my own messed up stories and told her that everything would work out fine for her. Friends, I will forget many people I've met in the business. I will never forget this girl.


Then why don't you shoot that (including you bonding with her by sharing your own heartache and flaws?) It'd be more stroke worthy than your movies. Or is how you met your baby mama too precious of a memory?
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:09 PM

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:18 PM

The more porn I watch, the more I realize how crappy/mediocre/dated my stuff is. Want good interviews? The guy on facialabuse brings it. So does Cracker Jack on crackwhoreconfessions (no longer updating).

Didn't mean to derail the thread. Back to the lovely ladies.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:33 PM

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron

You are missing the deep connections I make with the models. For example, there is one model in the Starfish and Honeypots thread who hated our time together. Total nightmare. She was shouting into her cell phone for her pimp to pick her up as she felt that a 20 minute blowjob should take no more than 20 minutes. We eventually finished the shoot and I drove her back to the place she was staying. On the drive she sobered up to the point where she felt like a total asshole and said she appreciated the money. She informed me just how fucked up her life was at that point (multiple suicide attempts, estrangement from her parents -- her mother actually told her she was disowned and never to return home, alcohol dependent, bombed every day, beginning to experiment with hard drugs, disgusted with choices she made in life, and feeling that she would not be alive much longer). I shared some of my own messed up stories and told her that everything would work out fine for her. Friends, I will forget many people I've met in the business. I will never forget this girl.


never happened. you've got a responsibility to avoid "kitchen sinking" the clichés unless you're writing for Lifetime and they've got money on the table.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:49 PM

Oh, it happened. I witnessed the train leaving the tracks. My bj addiction is cured....almost.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 07:59 PM

Well, so much for that.
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 08:00 PM

Thread closed do to lack of interest.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 08:01 PM

Last set of pigs: 3-1-2, not feeling another drawn out explanation, just pudgy #3 looks like she is young enough to have some tread left on the tires.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/10/14 10:29 PM

Don't stop throwing stuff up, though. All are welcome.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 03:38 AM

I should have moderated my own comments before derailing this thread. Apologies.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 07:40 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Don't stop throwing stuff up, though. All are welcome.


These pictures definitely make guys throw up.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 08:24 AM

Where'd the pics go?

I swear to God, you work fourteen hours and miss the funny shit.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 09:04 AM

^this. fucking lame to click on here and see no pics.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 09:04 AM

I think he deleted them all because no one was really digging the old broads.
Posted by: TRPWL

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 09:37 AM

I'm gonna let a donkey alt thru and box him to this thread. My wiki is way better then those pics
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 10:30 AM

Anyone who missed the pics can see them, and many more by following this link.

Peachy18 Mature
Posted by: Perverted

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 10:47 AM

Here's the direct links to the girls posted.

Alora Jaymes

Amy Johnson

Charlee Chase

Jasmine Y

Lexa Mayfair

Lilly Swan

Paige Erin Turner

Pepper Ann

Toni Maddux
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 11:26 AM

Peachy, Perverted.
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 12:12 PM

Sometimes the older less attractive chicks turn in a better scene through attitude and enthusiasm. They usually look like crap in still shots.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 12:24 PM

There are a few of the older broads that I think are smoking hot because of their attitude and enthusiasm. Christy Canyon comes to mind.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 12:25 PM

Yeah, but when you close yer eyes and pull taffy, you are probably thinking of that attitude and enthusiasm wrapped in the body that was a Hustler centerfold from 1988.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 12:28 PM

I'd be down even if I hadn't seen her in '88

[img]http://live-imagecollect.s3.amazonaws.com/preview/560/5d902fb55766ec5[/img]
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 12:35 PM

Thanks perv.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 02:24 PM

We already have a thread for older broads. I thought this was going to be a "Hot or Not" thread and just because some of us voted "Not" is no reason to delete and run.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 02:26 PM

The strain was more than his heart could bear.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 02:31 PM

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 03:02 PM

Why delete the pics just because people think these bitches look beat? Just delete the entire thread instead of wimping out halfway. Or don't delete anything...just because people think your thread is dumb, you're going to be that affected by what people think about you? Whatever.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 03:43 PM

It's all just jankity, Baby G...way jankity.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 07:36 PM

Doesn't hot or not imply the possibility of not. Don't be a pussy. I haven't seen one single fucking photo since clicking this thread. You just want your ego stroked and your dick sucked. No thanks.
Posted by: fartz

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/11/14 11:06 PM

Look at the post history, folks. Isn't this the poster that was suspected of being Darrah at one point? Perverted is just fucking with the board and thinking it's clever.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/12/14 04:37 AM

Perverted is Tranzer in bad disguise.
Nevertheless, the show must go on.

Hot or Not ?




Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/12/14 04:46 AM

That tampon string is hot.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/12/14 05:39 AM

It's just a prop, surely menopause had kicked in a dozen years prior.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hot-or-Not? (be sure to throw in your 2 cents) - 01/12/14 05:39 AM

I thought you'd like the mustard yellow background of her unitard.
Good times.