Why You Should Read XPT

This will be a post on TRPWL..Once i get at least 7 reasons, 4 will be posted and linked directly to this thread.. Im sure JB wont like this idea, if we get new posters he will have to sit and watch more people get promoted past him...

Im open to alternate titles as long as they aren't about me, and don't include the following words

Whore

There's no line or taking a number for getting butt hurt and no waiting.

1. We have a Tritone on display to be abused.

2. You can call someone a pussy and a mod won't threaten to ban you.

3. As of Feb. 1, shopping and cooking tips from Alex Panzer.

Try reaching out to a larger audience...gawker, hell I don't know at this point...reddit?

TRPWL, as simple as I can put this: It's just laid back conversation about everything with people having fun.

--You have Jerkules' sociopath fapping material in the Hottest Picture of the Day thread.

-- You never know which lovely porn performer will make an appearance in the She's Dead Inside Eyes thread.

-- Alex Panzer, aka Mr Horton, is such a stellar Jew he will hunt down deals for items you desire in exchange for material he can use on his DirtyButtholes.com site.

-- We keep close tabs on the biggest messes in porn. Why does Dana Hayes need a cell phone? Has Kacey Jordan ODd lately? Who is running a Fake Cancer Scam next? You find all this out on XPT.

-- Preview the lovelies and the gutter sluts on LoadMyMouth.com, via Brandon Iron's Starfish and Honeypots thread.

-- You can say whatever you want about the people in the industry, except for their real name, and they will probably read it, silently hating you from afar.

-- Post a photo of your favorite whore in the While the Whore Gently WeepeD thread and PulpeD will critique her and she will silently hate him from afar.

-- Porn news and discussion w/o the douchebag narcissist opinions of Mike South or Rob Black mixed in.

-- Read all 17,000 posts by Bornyo & Backdoor Man, and you will be an honorary cousin fucker.

-- XPT is a great place to catalog your screen caps of trolling porn whores and cam whores.

-- Reading Jigaloo's posts in the voice of Dirty Harry or Satan is hilarious.

-- Discuss Entertainment, Food, World Events, Guns and Sports in our luxurious A World Outside Porn section.

-- Our Celebrity Nudes and Perv Shots thread has 400+ posts containing Nip Slips, Upskirts and Ass Shots of hot celebri-bims.

-- We document the little things in porn, like the Ugliest Tattoos, the Itty Bitty Titties, and the Chewy Labia.

You can edit these or use them in any way you need.

ADT is The Cosby Show
XPT is Married With Children

Good one, Blaster.

Gia must be Peg, we need a Kelly and some guest whores.

This word is like the Constitution of fucking XPT right here. Without it, there is no FLOP #1, sadly.

And besides, they are whores, and many (not most) have come to embrace the true meaning of the word.

Yeah, but they feel the same way about "whore" that the blacks feel about "niggur", they think it is "their word".

Silly whores. They got vagina from Gawd, all they get from the rest of us are cash and jizz, not words. Besides, if we gave em the rights to words, they would probably hock em to buy Uggs or Crack.

Fuck what the whores feel.

They should have a funeral for the W-word, complete with casket.

Only negative emotions, like Pain, Anger, Sadness and Jealousy.

And the emptiness in The Jordan's stomach, being.


XPT can put the utterly deluded rambling of a rancid piece of fuck meat into perspective.

159 - Kelly Divine

XPT's here to help.

I have to throw the whore word disclaimer out..It covers me in the event of a upset porn chick or "whore" as you call them. Their like, TRPWL doesn't call us whores. We should have sex with him. Always works.

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Fucking fanboi. Will you be blogging pics from the upcoming Gay Jew Mafia Summit?

Yes, of course..Myself along with 2 other gay jew fanbois will be on the ground in Vegas fagging it up with fag hag supporting hiv infested hookers.. FUCK TRPWL said Donny and JB... BANG POW BAM #WINNING

Get some butthole pics from the hookers. We can play a game of Guess the Starfish. You need a bank of names to guess from though.

i was thinking about doing a boob version for trpwl.

Gotta use a bank of names for people to guess from, otherwise it will be too difficult.

yea, of course..Im gonna put my best guy on it...

after watching that vid you could add "mouthbreather" to your assessment of her.

She just had a cold, Columbian or not.

That's a face for night-time radio and the stalker was apparently hiding from that heinous troll.

we know your safe word. come in and play.

another possible reason...

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=77252#Post77247

include monkeys post before that one and you might have the best two posts ever.

Because you can tell the female mod you want to pee in her hair repeatedly and everyone treats it as business as usual.

Read any adult performers AMA on reddit...I doubt you want any more 20 year old neckbeards asking if they can tongue your butthole if they buy you an iTunes card.

However. This is a big however. In my years of lurking I've observed that there is no other creature as fragile as fringe male talent. Even better is the unincorporated trailer park fringe talent. The Rick Madrids. Brandon would have several names. Time for the mods to start attracting these people to educate us "civilians" on how we wish we were them.

I'm a moderator and a has-been. Are you telling me I need to attract myself to a board where I already post?

Nope, you got names. Better a has-been than never was, and what we need is a never was telling us poor schmucks how we're merely haters.

Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame.

Yep, but nothing better than watching some guy who sells his girls butthole beating his chest

By the way, your thoughts on the British making 1914 more inclusive of minorities instead of poor white Canadians and ANZAC's?

I don't support anything that makes poor white Canadians poorer and whiter. Also, I don't understand your question.

1914. The Great War. There was a bit of a stink that Canadians and ANZACs were being sidelined to hilight the contribution of non-white Commonwealth nations.

When lived out in porn, they're usually followed by a lifetime of shame.

So many wars. It seems vain to call one Great. My father's great-grandfather fought in the Boer Wars. He lived but had he been killed in action, I would never have had the opportunity to accomplish so little.

Title suggestions-

Panzer's coupon cutter

Porn News Today reporter

AC Cream's podiatrist

CalOSHA trainee

Lockwood's Tattoo artist

Hungwell's WiiMote

I really like the Porn News Today Reporter one.

How about Lockwood's Massage Client? Or Porno Dan Fan?

I am in favor of freshening up the user titles.

That reminds me of Scientology restructuring their titles to sell more courses after "clear."

Advanced Anal Thetan - Level 5.

Advanced Anal Thetan - Level 5. Why you should Join XPT


I wonder how well that will index

Don't be all suppresive now.

The insides of a volcano can't be pretty.

I thought that was Hungwell's office cubicle?