Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized

On the merits of a stellar thread which drives traffic, a razor sharp wit, boundless creativity and absolutely nothing going on in my life, I have been chosen to hold sway over General Porn Talk.

My reign over the unwashed will be benevolent. If anything I hope to elicit more hate and chaos by nuturing new lunatics who wander in.

Whores are still fair game in this section. Matter of fact, those posting good whore gossip can make a theme request for HPOTD. If it is something REALLY good, we could maybe do a week long ban of someone you don't like. Truly Stellar whore gossip, from an industry insider can be rewarded by me putting a banner ad for your site in my sig. It will appear in 9000+ spots all over the board. Yer all whores and slime bags, sell each other out for christ sakes.

The only ones who should be in fear are the Extreme Douchebags and the Spammers. The ED sect will be shamed and toyed with. The Spammers will meet hard and swift justice.

With Whore Gia by my side, I will attempt to bring General Porn Talk back to its glory days of airing dirty laundry and ridiculing the tards of the industry.

Now, anyone wanting to practice appeasement, in order to get on my good side, I will be accepting gifts of Barely Legal Anus pics in this thread. Anyone thinking of being a Wisenheimer and posting Old, Tranny or Man Ass will earn themselves a one week ban.

All hail Jerkules, King of the Creeps.

We have decided that the word "whore" will have a forum block as of Jan 1 2014...

and on another note, Spiegler takes the douches over at ADT out for a Tuesday night meal every year at AVN.. I was gonna say how bout XPT but didn't want him to laugh at me..

What's your fucking point? XPT members as a rule don't go to AVN since Jeff Mike quit going. Why would Spiegler throw a party for people who aren't there?

You better be joking.

That's gotta be a month worth of whore profits down the drain at a minimum. Not to mention the residual fallout of the waitresses taking a header off the Encore after being subjected to some of them.

That's not even counting the server Bono One fixates on and abducts, dooming her for the remainder of her short life to endless Joanie Loves Chachi marathons and Papa John's Garlic Sauce.



That's like the guy from Duck Dynasty being suspended for ten days while filming was on hiatus.

This whole place has been a fucking joke since around April of 2011.

True dat. (Is that the day I got modded or the day the music died)?

Good guesses, but I'm thinking new software/arrival of Steve C.

New software and Steve pre-dated both my guesses. I did appreciate the chime-in from the test account in the past few days about the huge, indiscriminate fucking hammer used earlier on the maged thread. I often wonder what Roller Girl thinks about this mess.

What's your fucking point?

It was a joke fucktard...He feeds ADT because the girls are treated well there..



As for the word "whore" once again an attempt at humor

"attempt" seems to suit you to a "tee"

yea, maybe ill just troll your threads and delete them..

I thought JRV was demodded?

Sorry JB, I deleted my first reply to you not realizing you weren't trying to be nice ..I wouldn't really delete that dickheads posts..Not unless Jig, Jerky and Lou asked me to..

No, you guys can keep on the same path as always..Insulting chicks, ripping newbs and keeping it so we only have 10 posters..

We have 10? Shit, I forgot Barry's back.

Sorry, you were in such a hurry to delete classic, Jeff Steward approved threads the other day, I just assumed you'd gone full tilt.

I would think you of all people would understand the need to keep the names of kids names and DOBs off this board..Wasn't it you who asked me to chase down the guys who put Gia's info up and have it removed off another site?

A Jeff approved thread from years ago doesn't mean its Jeff approved now..There are a few threads and posts that have had to be removed due to legal requests and numerous complaints..

And you notice i put a edited version back up, you can thank Pulp D for that..

And, who is to thank for you yanking the entire thread instead of the post made out of the blue, years later? I dare say that dust up was the only reason Windsock deigned to post...because he thought the controversy interesting.

Hey Sean, how's it going ?

the whole thread was ordered gone...Don't like it? tough shit..I didn't have to put it back, i didn't have to explain why...

Bunch of fuking cry babies crying over a fucking porn post..

Heavy lies the head that wears the crown. It took Jerkules three years to acknowledge I put his life's crowning achievement where it belongs. Because I "modded" it.

I wish Pericles still posted here as long as we are discussing mythology. He/she was interesting.

btw, open up, I got something for ya'

And you didn't. That's a different thread with a similar title. I know, because I bumped the last one because the New (comp) release of the week reminded me of it.

And, really, Sean, after all we did together in the Donkey War, do you honestly think I'd have bumped it if it it were remotely whore-endangering?



Really? Who ordered it? I'm certain it werent Gag Daddy, as he posted in it. That's a JRV kind of move. It's a Steve C. kind of move.

It's a Bitch move.





I dunno about you all, but I'd rather have one Windsock back than 125 new clowns a week or whatever you're aiming for. I suspect you'd get a for more viewers that way as well, and isn't that all Steve cares about?

I'm not sure what anyone cares about here anymore. Everyone has an agenda. I know Jeff started it out of spite and people came for the lulz, but there seems to be a shortage of both here lately and when you look into the profit side I guess it gets even more unattractive.

Maybe we need a stated AGENDA from whomever is in control these days and we can all decide to stay or go.

That edited version is edited incompletely.

The original poster of the thread gradually added new entries and information when he reposted his list several times after the original post.

It's not an edited version. You know as well as I do it's a different thread altogether.

I actually misremembered the original thread as titled "pornstar mathers" but I think that was a swerve maged took.

It might be a different thread than you mean; it's still a partially edited version of the same thread which is up now and which looks like the same or very similar information which was in the other thread taken down now.
Comparing the first list with the last, for example, will make some differences obvious.

Not sure, but none of the Maged threads had real names or DOBs, and if that newwb account douchebag who took interest in that thread added them after the bump, I didn't see it, but then sure, delete THAT post, and ban the account, but not the thread.

Here's what I see happening. That semi-literate cocksucker Steve sees thread and thinks he sees stuff that wasnt there. He calls Sean.

Sean puts down his sandwich and says "Mfrffff?"

"Sean, they're pulling a Donny in GPT and I have to teach a charm school class in 15 minutes. Can you zap a thread for me?"

"Mmmmrfjhvfrtd," Sean says as he deletes the thread without reading it before stuffing his face with the rest of the sandwich.

No, it's not. I went to Maged's post list and saw there were two. I read them both. I deliberately went for the one and not the other, which is the one Sean claims to have "put back." The one I bumped had no MPZ posts in it.

Sounds about right.

So it's the thread you mean.
That still doesn't change the incomplete editing issue, which had its reasons.
Dates of birth weren't the point there.

And btw, I have no objection to Jerkules getting modded up, whenever someone figures out how to do such a thing for him. I welcome him to the mod forum where he can read the back posts and see where there was agreement for all the so-called bitch moves made he squealed so much about.

No. The thread I bumped, the thread some newb posted in, the thread that was deleted, is not the thread that is there. To my knowledge, there's no edit of any kind. He simply posted "test" in the other thread and figured no one would know the difference.

I didn't say anything about it at the time because, frankly, it wasn't that big of a deal and I thought "What the hell, the guy realizes he leaped before he looked."

But to claim that this is is the same thread and we should be grateful for his magnanimity or maybe he'll ban us? Fugheddaboutit.

JB, I'm glad you noticed it, because it slipped past me. I did think he deleted the offending post and reposted the thread. I don't disagree that all the real names in the new post, especially those of the kids were off limits, but I thought dipshit deleted all that went before the recent post

we're waiting for the check to clear.

Your knowledge is incomplete in this case.

Do a comparison of the first and last list, like I pointed out earlier, and see that there's a difference for yourself, if you want.

I know the edit's there because I told admin man about the thread before he bumped and partially edited it, wondering why that thread would be up when the other, now removed one had similar information.

Nope. Fatty wasn't in the thread I bumped. Cameron Keys wasn't in it. Nor was Frankie Figgs.

For that matter, if it were an edited version of the thread I bumped, why delete the post where I bumped it? Especially since it was an indirect plug for JM's New Comp Release of the Week?

I smell the distinct acrid smell of gunpowder in the air...interesting things are afoot here I hope.

No. They're two different threads. That is not the thread I bumped.

If you got him to edit something, it's from the other thread, which he's now claiming is the original.

I know that there are several threads.

I meant this one and in reference to TRPWL mentioning he edited it.
He did, but did it partially only, as can be seen here.

Yes, but as with all your posts, nobody gives a fuck about that. Stop confusing your momentary convenience to Sean with actual relevance.

He's trying to say that they're one and the same and we should be grateful. But they're not and no one is.

You can polish your knight's lance all the time and no one gives a fuck when you failed to tame Donny Long and his Porn Wikileaks project eventually.

Momentary convenience, huh?
He probably wouldn't have found it alone, didn't bother to edit the thing correctly and that's about all to it.

Your whiny alcohologic won't change any of that. Carry on.

Or replaced.

It seems to me that there are many threads in the XPT past that were over-the-top, possibly libelous, and perhaps just patently offensive (well, that would describe most of the threads). If the staff decide to delete them after a decade (after which, I remind, the statute of limitations has clearly passed) because some degenerate like me bumped one and it suddenly aggravated someone's sensibilities, then just shut the board down for good.

Seriously, I don't know who the "higher-ups" are any more. JM has been absent for years for whatever reason, and I don't care or want to know. But all we hear is that the "higher-ups" want all this done.

I'd like to hear from the higher ups as to their sudden change of mind. And I wonder if they are the same people who they used to be.

And just to blast some more XPT memory down the lane, here is post #8.

BTW Uncle Jeffy, I was in that Arizona courtroom when Lou Sorkin pulled his crafty trick and got you off the hook. I didn't want to approach, but it was a masterful stroke of legal gymnastics. Send him a Chanukah card every year.

Congrats Jerky on your xpt promotion. I'm sure everyone here is happy for you.

Okay, Fine. You were absolutely indispensable in Sean's failed attempt to pull a fast one. He couldn't have bungled it without you. And you're going to keep on reminding him of it every chance you get. Because without you, he's nothing.


On another note, anyone else think "Socially Disfunctional Degenerate" should be re-instated as a user title?

Congrats to Jerky on his bump to mod. I'm sure everyone is happy for u. Even the drunk one

Wrong.

And:

Congrats Jerky!! Now search the mod forum and send me screen caps if they are talking about me.

I don't begrudge Jerky or Jiggy getting a nod as moderator, not one damn bit. I don't think anyone does.

Do a good job guys. If the board is going to take some huge Trpwl-shift, please let us know what it will be like. I would love to help in raising this site from its 1.2MMnth Alexa rating. But someone has to stand up and say what the board stands for and what the goals are. That kind of leadership has been absent for a half decade.

So go ahead and ban who you want, delete what you want, but please elucidate a clear and convincing path for this place. I'd like for someone to step up and take the reins.

Happy New Year.

I think XPT needs some feminist posters.

I was out watching some wrasslin (pix tomorrow probably) and y'all seem to have given me the shit storm I was longing for. Sure, I'd have liked some 18 y/o buttholes, but I can go anywhere for that. BILE, that is what this site thrives on and what makes it so special. The fact that y'all appear to have graced my coronation thread with it shows me how much I am truly loved here. Thanks to each and every one of you.

Mistah Bornyo, my fellow Moderator, I DID state an agenda, I want more friggin BTS gossip. I brainstormed some bribes to try and get the ball rolling. I also want the board to be more "anal-centric" and will be working on that in the cumming days.

I didn't know if you viewed HPOTD, B, so I am glad to know you received the thank you note I left for you in there. I still feel the core message of that thread did fit The Cage, but I do acknowledge the move to GPT put it into Beast Mode.

There are some who may think Hot and High would belong in GPT, but I think that one goes a lil too far towards creepy & sociopathic, so I hope you don't decide to move it. I would hate for the horror it contains to be w/o a disclaimer.

About TRPWL, he don't know the history and mores here, but he can be talked to and reasoned with. Of course the riff raff should lash out at him, as I would expect nothing else, but the other Moderators should be coaching him along.

Also, TRPWL is a good buffer between the site and Steve. Steve don't have the time or desire to dick around w/ us, so someone who does stepped up and we still have a place to act like a-holes and kick each other in the nuts. Really, if you can get past the fact that TRPWL is a fan of the Cowboys and of horrible television shows, he aint a bad guy.

Alright, time I go back to reading the hijinks.

I thought he just replaced moderated posts w/ random posts from a different thread.

That is what I do. I stir the pot. I rattle the cages. I kick the hornet's nest. Facilitate and perpetuate the churn.

Now that I am a Moderator, can I change my user title to "XPT Booker Man"?

I appreciate your acceptance of me, but really, Mod Forum access, green hue to the screen name, whatever. I won't feel like a real Moderator until Piss Ant Nate comes around whining and saying I'm not deserving.

It does have a nice ring to it. Down the list of my wants is a desire to add some more User Titles. Topping out at 4k is fine for humans, I guess, but the true degenerates who can barely see 4K in the mirror should be acknowledged via a fresh batch of witty monikers.

That is the ranking for xxxporntalk.com, that was what is left of the site pre-software change. I think that must be all 503(?) errors.

As it stands now, the board is part of JerkOffZone.com, adding to its traffic. Currently the traffic places JOZ at roughly 155k-global & 33k-US.

Thank you to Willie, TRPWL and Fiend.

P.S. Fiend, you really think I'd let anyone badmouth you?

I have reached the end and nary a butthole did I see :'(

Well, looks like I'm going to have to do the same thing I been doin 1.5 times a day for the last 3 years: take care of myself.

Click pics for sets

The board aint changing...as laws become more clear posts will get edited or changed...the mom thing can be charged to fruit of the poisonous tree...Exposing peoples personal shit on line is becoming a risky game. The hate sites of the world are creating a whole new revenue stream for jailhouse lawyers who send out removal notices for a small fee.. An old thread gets he bump, one of the 5000 plus daily sees it and the rest is history..

Instead of blaming me, be pro active , if there is a thread you guys have to have but it contains sensitive info, tell a mod and we can edit it versus the whole thread going away..

Kids are off limits ...not sure why that's so hard to understand ...it doesn't matter if he info is posted somewhere else, it shouldn't be posted here....

Iive been moding for over a year..I'm at year I've deleted maybe 2 threads and banned one dickhead.

Just say, Sean, I hate you because you've only been here for 2 years and you been pushed past me, don't use a stupid thread as the reason...JB was sucking my cock a few weeks ago, now he's mad about a thread? No JBs mad because I bumped Jerky and jig....Jerky and jig can be trusted to not let personal shit cloud their judgement. I get trolled and slammed endlessly on this forum, my site, and a bunch of others and do nothing. JB you would ban half the forum


When it's all said and done, there's no reason why XPT can have more industry interaction..for the most part all mods and admins are on board with that, if your not, like a reality TV show, you may get voted off

As for Willies Alexa number, your way off buddy, XPT hovers around 150,000 for the most part...

In the end, this is a business, while I understand you guys are set in your ways, have some consideration for the people that pay the sever bill...

No. You're a fat fucking idiot because you took Steve's word at it without checking, then tried to pull a fast one hoping no one would notice.

Anyway, enjoy having the pipsqueak following you all day, every day, pointing out all the things you "missed."

Oh Sean, please please help me get Gias info pulled. I beg u..lol. Now I'm a fat fuk cuz I listen to the guy who runs XPT ...JB your starting to think you're really your alt Mark Felt...but like most, your just another one of those keyboard bangers who drinks to much.

I'll be I'm Vegas from 1-15- thru 18. "Mark" you should book a flight ..

I hardly think I tried to sneak a deletion in since I a made a fuking post about it after I did it you drunk fuck

Since your ok with posting personal info all over the net, how bout I post all yours. A drunk like you talks way to much via text....lol. Na, I won't do that , that would make me you or donny

What an absolute clusterfuck this place has become. smh

Come on man, I get modded and you calling it a clusterfuck? You don't think I've earned my button? You wuz on my Cool List. :'(

Fuck it, yer still on my Cool List. You got bile and rage for days. Want me to put the word in for ya and get you a mod spot in Fan Requests or Industry News?

Any way, Happy New Years, Bro.

Fuck that noise.

No...no...it has nothing to do with that. It was 15 posts into this topic, I just wanted to put an S&W in my mouth & pull the trigger. No one specific party.

Ahhhh, you’re still just pissed off because I put your real mug on the forum.

Sweet, this place always gets better after a bunker buster of hate has been dropped from the bomb bay doors. Animosity is like oxygen for this place.

It obviously is a fucking pain to be an alkie and then trying to mount the saddle of a horse - or at least a keyboard - in order to conquer Onlinia in the name of a whore who shared a roof with the knight once.

It's unthankful business.

And:

Hello Eric. Hope you're good, nigga. Any Goat news?

Now I understand.

May I suggest you refresh your knowledge of the safe harbor provisions of the DMCA?

And yes, I was incorrect in finding Alexa rating for xxxporntalk.com, since we all know it is Steve's fervent desire to shut the board down--he said so much in private messages.

I stand corrected:

i so do love it when this happens. this place is a fucken shark tank..all alphas for the most part. and when one(or two)get upped it's a fucken shitstorm. i get what eric is saying but it's a beautiful thing because ultimatley we all answer to each other and the weak get sorted.

and welcome back eric. i love that you still read the place.

may i suggest you dont no shit

What is with all the hate for TRPWL and Jerkules, yet none for me? Is it because my bitches here know their place?

I'll admit that I've received a few angry emails. some even blaming me(how rude).
I'm more than happy to take all the blame and sit in judgement until Barry the pirate shows up and drops knowledge.

YES

Fixed.

any chance hungwell can get an early release so he can chime in?. in the spirit of xpt it just seems right.

Done

I knew there would be a grenade or 2 comin at us Mistah Jigaloo, so I jumped on em to protect you. It is still US vs THEM, My Brutha, just the US is less in numbers now, so we need to protect our own from THEM unwashed masses, that we used to be part of. I volunteer to be the grenade jumper; bullet taker; and disposable corpse, to be thrown under the bus as needed. "My life for you..... MY LIFE FOR YOU XPT!"



"who banned _______?" "Why was _____ deleted?" "How come my avatar was changed to a steaming pile of shit?" "How come Mr Horton's ladybois keep getting approved as comments on my profile, and I can't delete that disgusting shit?"



Buh-cause JERKULES FUCKIN said......SO! You think yer owed an explanation? FUCK! YOU! You were paid already, with 12,000 posts of PURE muther fucking stellar! They kept you comin back here, laughin an fappin an cringin and cryin, day...after...mutha...fuckin...day, for 5 gaddam years before he got his button. Jerkules was toiling away in Balloon Knot City, while y'all waltzed in and out as you pleased. He don't owe you shit! Kiss his ring or kiss his fat ass, Jobbers!
WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Come on! COME ON! Who wants to ride Space Mountain? How bout you, Darlin? WooOOOOoooo!

You Ham & Eggers wouldn't know what to do with that. That is what I thought.

HA ha ha

Da fucq?

Whats Flair doing?

12.000 posts?

Maybe with altery.

In that avatar? Droppin an elbow. Lately? Lookin for work, I think. He pissed off WWE by showing up loaded at a panel discussion.





That is why, even a statistic junkie, I never tout placement on the posting list. With all the altery, abandoned accounts, users reappearing after bans, it isn't a true representation of anything.

Where's the Shitter I have to take a dump...!








Fuck Me the level of disfunction around here is truly astonishing...To be honest all of you make me sick.!

Some people have speculated that maybe I am erkul,,,you know just using a Proxy..Wouldn't that be something..



And then there's Bum-Fuck Willie truly a bottom feeder among bottom feeders....Don't even get me started on wiener-gate and his bald headed little wife beating running Buddy....The Feds still monitoring you Goof..??? You Class-less Racist piece of shit...

Mr Hungwell, if you can come up with some good BTS porn gossip, I will ban Willie for a week.

Example:

A whore tweets then deletes pics of the black eye and bruises her suitcase pimp put on her? Screen capped that shit, make a thread, post em and pick yer huckleberry.

I don't even know what the Fuck BTS means..

Take out the Trash

BTS = Behind The Scenes

Cutting and pasting Deadspin aint gonna make the cut, Bro.

I'm talking original content that will get the threads linked on other sites, increasing XPT's traffic and potentially our membership.

You know the cut and paste is subpar for the reward offered. Please don't debase the stellar bile you provide us with by trying to justify your attempt.

If I gave Willie a one week ban for that, then Triton is gonna be spamming the site, doing a cut and paste of 10yr old LIB posts demanding I box Jigaloo. We need to set the bar high. The only bottom feeding I plan to do as Moderator is on waxed teen anus.

Feel free to make a theme request for HPOTD though. Thank you for the content.

Fuck You...!

What, you didn't think I was going to vet your 2 month old story?

Look, I greatly enjoy your contributions and ability to rub people the wrong way, but there has to be a reasonable limit to the curve I grade you on. It is a D+ story. I'm being generous offering you a theme post in HPTOD.

Lots of anger in this thread. Congrats on the promotions to mods. Now get some new whores in the chat room. We haven't had a good group whore attack since 2009.

QUERY

Now that my CORONATION is complete, should I refrain from asking Gia for butthole pics?

If you want me to cease the practice, Ms Jordan, I will, as a gesture of respect and solidarity, now that we will be working side by side to Moderate the glorious General Porn Talk forum. Since we are charged to share the task, along with Zenman, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in the workplace.

Should Ms Jordan not care, or fail to respond, I would like a ruling from the Mod Council on this. I want to be a team player here and will adhere to whatever their decision may be.

QUERY

Now that I have ASCENDED to the level of 33° Degenerate, should I refrain from asking noob female posters for Offerings of O-ring?

As a Noob Moderator, I really need some guidance from the Council Elders, to steer me in the right direction here. On one hand I love having some fresh starfish around and really like the degradation involved in a whore displaying her dirtiest part for the fapping enjoyment of the masses.

On the other hand, as an AUTHORITY FIGURE hear, I feel it may come off as a JM Productions approved, discriminatory Butthole Tax on potential skeezers who may stumble in. The last thing I want is to cause problems for our gracious host so soon into my tenure.

Again I will ask for an edict from the Tenured Mods/Admins, and I will proceed however they see fit, with out a peep of resistance. I realize that my frame of mind here has to change from "What will entertain the masses?" to "What is best for XPT?" I feel the transition will be trying at times, but it is something I can accomplish with a good support system and hard work.

Should the Senior Staff deem it a liability for me to continue Soliciting Shithole Shots from Noob Whores, then I will start a thread so you the readers, Sociopath and Pervert alike, may nominate and vote for a new Designated Anus Wrangler. The position will come with an "Anus Wrangler" custom user title and hopefully a unique color for your Screen Name.

If I have to, I will accomplish this by bribing TRPWL w/ a match box full of Jerry Jones Boogers, vintage 1999. I hear they are cured in the salty tears of Cowboys fans, which helps make the flavor really pop.

bastard

Is that a YES to the special "Anus Wrangler" User Title?

Emphasizing the use of the Anus in porn is the second bullet point on my agenda for General Porn Talk, right after bribery for gossip.

If I press release my Banner Ad 4 Gossip scheme, do I need to run it past the JM Productions hierarchy?

Those new bolt ons did something to Gia. She's too good for us these days.

I would have to rate your last couple of days as a complete failure....Its all Me-Me-Me everyone look at me..

I for one am very disappointed...

Heh. So what'd you do for new years?

Yes, Richard. Thank you for pointing out that I got 1000 clicks in a couple days.

@JB: Chinese food and a nap. I partied pretty hard Saturday night, so I stayed in tonight.

Yeah, you seemed pretty drunk on something Saturday. I thought it was the immense power of moderating a bukakke board. You werked for it, no doubt, but like I said,I prefer Jig's no drama approach over this "Be Grateful for what you get, Peasant" shtick that's the rage these days. That's not what XPT ever was, and no one's buying it but the Pipsqueak, who's gobbling sandwich crumbs like he's someone's pet mouse.

Me? I drank scotch with Ms. Jerkins and mocked hipsters dressed like extras from the latest cinematic Gatsby abomination. To each their own.

Fucking gayest trend in ages.

Brutha, look around. 1000views, 99replies, and some of the best hate been spewed here in a while. That is pretty good for a non-pic thread. Especially since we only got like 11 people posting here.

Jig seems to only like stirring up people he hates. I enjoy stirring up the board as a whole. Chaos = clicks.

Happy 2014, man.

Alcohologically, the leprekraut's The Jordan's armpit dog sniffing for some crystals.


Indeed.

I've got a sawbuck that says four fifths of those clicks were from Bono, Hardware, and the rest of the ADT crowd hearing about Maged-Gate and cumming in their pants at the idea that the house that "Old-Fashioned Romantics" built was being destroyed from the inside. Hell, it even got Windsock to check in.

Your ascent to moderatordomship? not so much.




Sláinte mhaith.

Lol @ Crystal Meth Tweakers

JB: You really think them ADT fags monitor this place that closely?

ben showed up too...and c3x. just sayin

solid numbers for 11 people though...no denying that. the unwashed comments combined with the wrestling pics did give it a certain bathhouse feel which might argue for the adt theory.

I would point you to a few threads from long past: (i) Shane Diesel's fake lawyer comes in and threatens people over his g/f being high5+, which attracted several mods from ADT to post here, and (ii) the wonderful jennagate, where Jenna got into a pissing match with Kami Andrews, and her little cadre of chronic masturbator ADT boyfriends showed up in droves to defend her like they were putting out a hit on Roh Tae Woo, (iii) and this one http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=230773

Guess I wasn't being very "industry friendly" that week.

ADT does have a cool Poster of the Year award.

That can use a flashback, J.B./Mark Felt/Raoul Duke:

This is a little out of line, considering the real name issue.

Should I moderate it?

I'm not really one to say, since I myself jumped on a suspected tranny/fake posing as talent in tfh a couple weeks ago. I just think it should be considered in the future.

Well, if the subject wants it dealt with, he can drop me a note and I'll take care of it.

HUH

Im of the opinion that those who advocate the posting of real names an info should be careful for what the wish for..

Those people should just shut the fuck up..Especially those that get drunk and text at the same time, or those that have been fully vetted by me years ago...

Im just glad im not the kind of guy who losses his cool when he gets passed over for something..I mean could you imagine the fun i could have over on TRPWL writing stories about people from my past, Like match this alt with this birth name...

Ahhh, no worries, this fat fuck, sneaky bastard whose kissing Steve's ass aint gonna do that...

In case i forgot, i hope you guys had a great new years..

Passive aggressive threats are low rent, Bro. Lets keep it classy around here.

Spark up a thread with some good porn gossip you've heard recently and I'll do a bush addition of HPOTD. You can PM it to me, and I'll have a 3rd party post it, if you want to remain anonymous.

I got one prick gave me 1/2 a story, but said he's waiting until Panzer can be boxed again before giving me the rest.

wow, only 3 days into the year and we have the most fucked-up post of the year already. The guy who prides himself on taking down donnyleaks is now threatening to out posters on here? I've never had an issue with this guy, but this kind of shit has to go. Nip it in the bud!

Fuck him and anyone who has a issue. I helped that drunk fuck more then once. He's the last person on this fucking board who should be slamming me. Enough said. Enjoy your night

Can we all agree that Hungwell is still really fucking boring?

I was sad he tried to catch me nappin with lame gossip, but I don't find him boring. I wish he would post more often, but I don't think he can maintain the bile.

In all honesty, you did edit one of my comments regarding the TJ drama, so I will take this with a grain of salt...and aspirin.

And a Prospero Año Nuevo to you too. I hope I got the alt+0241 right, because no one wants to be told "Happy New Anus."

Except Tranzer, perhaps. Keep the ship sailing brah!

You know it Fuck-Head...!

Watched Super Bowl XLVI together about 2 years ago. Off-hand, don't think I've seen him since.

You'll have to check the log-in bank, but I'm guessing it's probably the first time I've logged in, in many many months.

Elbow-dropping thin air.

So, not only is XPT now a ghost town with nothing left other than you dudes jerking each other off, but now you're sending each other dick pics. So much for being more manly than ADT.

No shit, right? I was NOT fucking ready for that shit. Hungwell, you vitriolic homo, put that faggotry away, lest Lady G come hack it off ya pedophile.

Aside from Bungsmell rubbing his erection against other men (something he calls "long-dicking") and killing small animals, I'm sure Richard Bungsmell would be a great neighbor...

...for George Zimmerman.

BTW Bungsmell. you kept saying you'd "long dick" any guy for a g-note. What, exactly is a "g-note?" A $1,000 bill (which are no longer printed)? Or are you trying to refer to the Secret Service, whose original mandate was to protect U.S. currency, nicknamed the "greenback."

Dance, monkey.

Do something about it.

Be a role model once in your whorish existence.

You can feel free to look up all the penis pics you'd like online. There are other places to post them on the internet. You're just proving the point that you're boring.

The remote control for his buttplug is a nice touch

Gaddamit Hungwell! First you give me old ass gossip and expect a medal, then you droppin dick pics around. If you've lost yer fastball, let me know and I'll call the bullpen to get someone capable of throwing hate on the mound.

Happy 10k Posts, Bornyo!

Oh, should I send a magical non-sucking-at-posting fairy?

Context clearly isn't it for her.

Being taken acrack for three years on DVD though...

Don't get mad at me blame fucking Lou.. I was supposed to banned until Monday but he had to open his fucking Yap....So you fucking pissed me off and this is what fucking happens,,so I will continue to piss off as many people as I can until Monday when the ban was supposed to be lifted...

And then I will be fucking done and probably not post here for another six months...Until I feel like using retards as string puppets again...So as you say in America Fuck Y'all...!!


Hey Bum-Fuck its called Long Cocking and all it means is I have a bigger Dink than you...!
And as you can see by my picture my cock has made me a lot of money.....Idiot

I truly don't care what you do, poodle pumper. We just don't need dick pics. Except for PulpD. Just keep it to pm'ing.

This is the greatest fucking thread that's graced these pages in quite some time.

Hopefully someone finds the guide to stalk Gia on a budget on this forum and has some bloody fun with it.

Thank you, Fartz. One of my missions is to elav8 the h8.

You aint goin anywhere Richard. I'm in yer corner, kid. I'll keep the other mods at bay. You keep bringin the h8, just leave the dick pics in yer spank bank.

Only thing I gotta worry about is TRPWL. You push the right button and it is like that nigga hear Pop Goes The Weasel; blind rage and puts up his dukes. Some times it takes me a lil bit to get some cheese in him and bring him back down, but I think it will be hard for you to be banned for more than 24hrs, unless you do something flat out douchey, but that aint your style.

Gia please stop pm"ing me....!

She must need some Long-Cocking. Make her pay 1/2 your airfare.

(i) what's the difference
(ii) if you have to refer to it as your "dink," I doubt it works all that well. Unless you're rubbing it against some other faggot's dink.

Because you have a Wii remote? That's gayer than Tri-coon taking his ATM card to the Goodwill store and buying an iPad.

You are now officially gayer than smartt.

Yeah, stop PMing that knob and send me a PM. I really need the 411 on that sweater.

And gayer than this cuntbag:

I answered you in the thread you asked me the question.

The day you have anything on me will be the day that I forever cease to be the sickest, most depraved demon any of you will ever know!

How about some new pics of your ass, Gia?

Y'all bettah start postin some creepy shit then, Son. Don't come at me like that and then disappear for a few months. Lets see how creepy you is.



That is a good start. It is yer audition for the Anus Wrangler spot, huh.

Wrong login?

Nah, I just felt like talkin trash.

Tell the head Doof he has to confirm peoples e-mails when they sign up....!! [or is he to paranoid the're all donkey]

I tell you what if you can possibly get one new member that isn't one of the usuals alts...Then I might consider posting here again..

Fuck i'll even make new avatar..

Time to pick up your game son....

They try, but they vet each one to weed out spammers and douchebags. If yer using a proxy, it will probably not make it through.

Go to the User List and sort Last Online and you will see quite a few names on there lurkin, w/ zero posts, but been registered for quite some time.

There are 3 Users registered today. I would think that they don't turn up on the User list until they are approved.



You trying to register alts, so I point out a new, non-alt user, and let you make a fool outta me? Gimme a break kid. Don't you play yer friggin Mickey Mouse games with me, Hungwell. I'm not yer huckleberry.

See-Ya...!

Damn son. At least flame out instead of bitch out...!

There is a fine line between creepy and obscenity. Will I be arrested for posting a scat thread? What is acceptable?



The Pervert doesn't need to audition for such a role! Many already refer to me as the Butt Commander.

Nah, scat would be frowned on. Same with pedo and menstr8ing pics. Dead bodies are thread killers, no one wants to see that.

Piss is fine. Anything showing a soulless whore being degraded and questioning her career path or addiction is encouraged, as are photos depicting acts that leave you questioning humanity.

That doesn't leave me with many options! Did you enjoy my contributions to the Tranny thread?



Are you sure that this site isn't going the way of ADT?

I guess it's hard to believe there are things that even disgust us huh? However, read here a few weeks and avoid ADT then go back over there. You'll barf at their posts.

It's not the posters so much, but the mods who create such an atmosphere.

I certainly hope I don't create an ADT atmosphere.

I'll take yer word on the trannies. Not for me, but I'm sure Mr. Horton will enjoy them.

Now you may state the case that you find some things to be disgusting and repulsive, but sometimes, that is the whole point of it!

I don't dig on dudes with bolt-ons. I'd much rather view vomit cascading from a whore's nose and mouth as she's gags on cock.

Actually, I was just musing over a possible hot girls puking thread. How about it?

Gifs or pics? Either way, I'd throw some in there when I stumble across them. I think I just posted a whore puking on Max hardcore's junk in the Hot Gif thread.

Puking but not pooping? Hmm...

If you have poop clips to share, just PM links to Mr Horton.

That just tells me that you kiss a lot of ass. Or worse yet, you get fucked in yours repeatedly, on a daily basis.

It used to be right on a banner on welcome page, I thought. Whores degraded daily, right? Something like that. Let that be your guide.

Pipedream's krokodil whores w/ decaying flesh

Dickhead. I lump rotting flesh skanks in with dead bodies.

Cuntling, it's only one krokodil whore and this here:

You already posted them skanks once on this site. I didn't delete them, I just spoiled them. If that makes me a "cuntling" so be it.

I know I posted the whore already.
If that makes me a "dickhead," then so be it.

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+1.
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sign me up..
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That kind of talk will just get you on my shit-list in a hurry (and I am not referring to the one that you all hope that I will post)!

By the way, I am the one doing the fucking here pal!

I just realized that I can't see most of the smilies on here because I view the site in ubbthread-dark. That sucks. I hate the white background.

Don't let Tri get a hold of this line.

Alright. I have decided to show you guys what I really spend my time viewing and collecting.

The thread will be entitled Hot-or-Not.

It isn't pretty so far.

Jesus Christ what's this world coming to when I agree with Pulp D?!

My reign is already showing in the analytics of this god forsaken place.

All is well.

Some of the fucked out whores The Jordan either actually likes or pretends to like because porn's a fairy tale of deluded posers are just prime examples of deformed organisms floating in a diseased puddle of sewage.

Dude ur drunk with power. Like a porno Obama.

PornNobama.