Missy Monroe returns?

Missy Monroe has been hinting that she was thinking about making a comeback for a while now, but tonight she officially made the announcement that she is "available for bookings". I'm going to assume this means available for porn shoots.

I was a big fan of hers when she was active, but I'm not so sure how I feel about this idea.

She has a zaftig body that only youth and crystal meth can keep in check from going to full fat. Once she hits her mid-thirties, she is going to plump up like a turkey pumped full of salt water and end up like Lisa Sparxxxxxx.

I like her too, as she did the full gamut of porn in the 2000s. Another porn work horse like Aurora Snow.

I guess if her Daddy is done with her, she can meth it and start lubing up her asshole once again.

I saw her once at the porno show. Despite the bright lights, she was so high and her eyes were so dilated, it was like looking into the utter pit of her being.

I was at the JM booth with Burg, Uncle Jeffy, Monstar and Grip Johnson. We were kidding Monstar about his weak pimp hand, at which point Jeff said, Watch this. He got Missy's attention, then reared his hand like he was going to backhand her. She crumpled to the ground like a pile of old laundry. We all had a good laugh over it. She did too, except she knew we were laughing at her, not with her.

Miss won the Most Outrageous Sex Scene for 2005 from XRCO for Baker's Dozen #2. She sucked off 44 guys (I think) with the help of Kami Andrews and Julie Knight. Fine ladies all. Different time.

I would never put toys for my son on a pornwhore wishlist. Very inventive. Good mother.

She's a bit plumper than before. Skurt looks like the next patient zero. Even diseased, though, he'll probably still kick Ponante's ass in a rematch.

probably, but only because kurt instinctively looks to land shots to the asshole with both his face and hands. what the normal human calls a cheap shot he refers to as resume filler and or work experience depending on if it's being filmed or not. using your patient zero reference he is potentially and allegedly, from what I've read, and just as an opinion, a true triple threat.

Slight correction: It's Lisa Sparxxx

I know that, but every time I mention her name, I always throw a ridiculous number of x's in her last name on purpose. Because that is a ridiculous name.

Shut it coon. No one cares about you spelling whore names correctly. Most studios fuck this up too. So just shut your negro mouth and leave the board like you promised.

As for Missy with faggot Fitzgerald, he looks skinny enough that he needs some HIV testing. Maybe Diane Puke can stick the swab into his faggot anus and run the tests from there. Fukkin' makes "Doctor" Sharon Mitchell out to be a damned Hippocrates.

Tri-nig...FYI, that was a reference to a Greek physician. Google it and learn something for a change.

Nah. Ponante's simply a useless, longwinded pussy. Just ask Mark_J.

Wrong cocksucker. It's now Lisa Sparks.

it's a tough weight class...

Advantage Monroe.

She's the straightest person in that pic.

That's no accomplishment.

Talon did gay porn and was content enough with his choice to undergo extensive plastic surgery on his face before he crossed over while Kurt Lockwood got fucked in the ass by a tranny after doing regular porn to be shunned and then return as a licensed massage therapist.

Missy Monroe riled up a Christmas shopping list and called it "attorney fees."
Must've been the expensive burger diet and some tattoo con artist, looking at her Twitter pics.

why you gotta throw me into this? lol

because you throw it into anything?.

Ding, Dong...doorbell...whore runs to porn with money problems...and bam...look who is on the other side of the door...retro whore....Missy Monroe.

She just got popped for DUI and bought a overpriced car and wastes money like a drunken sailor. So, Missy has been in a money hole for sometime.

Just look at the bloated weight pics, the overdone auto paint tats....the utters hanging like a cow.....and that pussy is as strectched and wide as a wide load trailer...and that was in 2007!!! You can imagine how big that pud is in 2014....can't be tight.....she is not returnable......throw her back.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

utters - jondra

The bad tattoos I can agree with. Everybody can. The rest of that "rant" seems like a sub-par effort at best.

dammit Lou, I walked into that one. #golfclap

it was weak... i'll pass on the clap though.

good to have you back posting. hope all is well.

He doesn't throw; he slips and falls into an orifice nearby.

Hey maaaaan, when a nigga goin' rant, he gonna mizspell som'a dat shit, ya heard?

I'm udderly delighted you're back, E.....