Sheen's Got a New Whore

Now it's Brett Rossi scrubbing his asshole out every morning.

But even better was that he dumped 3 other whores: Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star, none of whom I would even trust with a table knife. Apparently Chuck didn't like them sucking on his AMEX account.

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1202_sheen_letter_2.pdf

I guess Chuck didn't know they had a band a few years ago called the Pjamaband, whose only serious attempt at popularity was a song called "Sugar Daddy."

Maybe Brett and Kacey Jordan can have a contest to see who aborts more of Chuck's creampies.

Kacey Jordan is not welcome at Sheen's house. That fat check she got was payment for one session and pre payment for more, but she started yappin about her time there.

i loosely follow the sheen saga. i understand what he's doing and i fucken love it. as a matter of fact i think his routine is highly underrated... anyways.



wouldn't that be the ultimate whore payoff?. that is carrying sheen spawn to full term. you and i both realize he'd never let that happen(robert blake) but using whore logic that is a substantial payday.

He let it happen 2x with that Mueller crack whore, and a couple times w/ Richards, who is alleged to be an old Fleiss girl.

There are also rumors that the kid Richards adopted was Charlie's by a whore who was too much of a mess to take care of it and collect checks. It is also rumored that kid is fucked up because the mother couldn't put down the pipe during pregnancy.

Those rumors simply buttress Denise Richards' claim to sainthood, being the grown-up in Charlie Sheen's extended family circle. She impressed the hell out of me taking Brooke Mueller's kids in when they needed some stability.

She was also on an episode of "Seinfeld" as the NBC President's well-endowed daughter. INspired the classic line, "Get a good look, Costanza?"

Brett Rosse (I read) as a Twisty's contract girl. Long fall from stuffing a dildo in your hole to some crappy music than having to put up with Sheen's antics. But yes, maybe the payday will be nice.

Now Sheen is saying Rossi's the love of his life.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/09/charlie-sheen-porn-star-brett-rossi-love/

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No more angels ... no more goddesses ... Charlie Sheen says his new ex-porn star GF is the love of his life ... and he's dead serious about it.

The woman who stole the Warlock's heart is 24-year-old Brett Rossi -- who he's only been dating for the past couple of weeks.

But Sheen says he's downright smitten -- telling TMZ:

"I've been on a lifelong journey, a 1000 century quest, in search of the better and missing half of my heart and my brane (sic)."

"That expedition is now (rated) 'a major success' and beyond the valley of dunn-ski complete. The MaSheen wins again."

Sheen told us, "This is very serious" ... but it's unclear if he's pondering marriage.

Stay tuned."

So they're not calling 'em "roses" roses any more?

I see in the ads a lot of blacks call them "diamonds"