Donkey LOLs

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/donny-lo.../#comment-22738

Donkey's now ex-wife is starting to dish some dirt.

This better be real. For the love of God, this better be real.

I've yet to figure out why anybody gives a shit about Long in the first place.

Its real...Marriage LIC will go up....

Was it a greencard marriage?

Same reason anyone gives a shit about people who talk shit and can't back it up. It's more of a waiting for comeuppance than anything. Everybody wants to see the bad guy lose.

WTF I got banned for 24 hours yesterday for posting about Donkey Longing FAIL and the fact that everyone is ignoring the fact that he was right to begin with about homosexuals and HIV ruining straight porn for us fans and the business. I was told FAIL or FAIL was not allowed here so why the fuck is this guy above me posting this not banned? I"M CONFUSED AS FUCK.

When will this come out as I don't think what you are posting is real?

you're trying too hard.

How is it not real??? the picture is donk in Thailand..lol it doesn't get any more real then that

HIS WIFE TURNED ON HIM...

I will text to Jerky....Ill let him respond

Next time you 2 exchange emails, ask her if she ever saw the clip of donkey banging some chick & he forgot to wipe his ass.

LOL ill ask her now

I got 11K posts and 5 years on ya, Sparky. Plus the respect of my fellow pervs.

I seen the marriage license. It is all in friggin Thai, can't understand shit. We are trying to get Billy Danger to enlist a ladyboy to decipher it.

A few of us have known about this for a couple weeks. Donkey's wife has dished dirt no one else would know about him and his activities. Dude is toast. Last thing he wants to do while he is broke and homeless is rattle cages.

"An army of donkeys led by a lion always beats an army of lions led by a donkey." - Gengis Khan

LOL Yea you would think...But this is Donkey...

Ahhhhh Fuck not again..!!

Will this a be thirty pager/forty pager..??It just never Fucking ends..

Other than you eight Fucks nobody really fucking cares about the fucking guy...

Well that is the only 8 fucks that post her besides yhou and Fat Bloody.

I'm sure you will love the fact that I made a Coco Loco thread.

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/donny-longs-thailand-marriage-license-part-2/

I'm intrigued - and in thailand.. hit me up on pm with anything that you can and I'll endeavor to find and interview the one and only wronky dong.

Screw interviewing Donkey, I'd rather see a YouTube video of his wife bad mouthing him.

Interview meaning beat him up??

Ahhh I can get behind a good dose of schadenfreude.

Ah, the revenge of Puyfai. This is an early Christmas present.

throw in some pad thai with that dinner entertainment.

Pad Thai sounds good.

Pad Se-ew. You will be MIND=BLOWN. You will thank me later.

I'm a pad see-ew guy too. Torung late nights.

TRPWL: did you ever see the video of Donny having sex with poop in his butt???

P: No and I know he has not done gay movies cause I know how much he hates gay.


I sent her the link so we will see what she says

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone wants to give ole Donkey a call heres his new number

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/donny-longs-phone-number/

Someone should alert Malice. Donkey used to enjoy posting Malice's #.

One weekend, back around '08 or so, the Donkey was on one of his tantrums and kept flooding the JM switchboard in addition to his usual antics here. Muhammed Malace put up a banner notice with the area code and first digit of Donkey's number and informed him that every time he called the JM office, another digit would be added. I think it got to four digits.


Well played, Sir.

enjoy?. posting Tony's # may have been the only thing that kept him going for a period of time.

and quick question.... does anyone else think it might be fun to have donkeys ex shipped over to panzer once she's been thoroughly questioned?.

Donkeys ex gave birth, she is 100% woman. Panzer would have nuthin to do with her. Same for Chrissy and Derek. She should spend time with Spiegler, off camera of course. If she really wants to piss Donkey off, my boy Meat has Yellow Fever and a clean test.

hehe. I'll give this a go later today..

You should pose as a toilet paper salesman and put on a really bad asian accent. "You get very much good wipey wipey with my glorious master soft cheeks doo doo paper. I hear you have very much trouble making clean ass for porno shoot!!"

Ima chucle little bit. Im also chuckling that Floofin's sucking FBF Cock in AWOP.

Tell him you're Christian XXX and you're in his neighborhood.

It would make a fuck ton of sense. "I came here to suck on some ladyboy penis and kick some donkey ass, and I'm all out of ladyboy penis"

LOL!!!!

Can the guy who wrote Mopes 11 please write Tranover 2, with C3x, lackwood, donkey and Panzer in the Galifanakis role. I don't know who could play the coke addicted Asian guy.

It would werk on donkeys homophobia though. And you know panzer would buy low and sell the broken family even lower once he ran low on frozen goods or turtle food or whatever.

Hahahah I was just thinking what role could panzy play in all this. Great minds and all that....

Kyoto can play coke addicted asian guy.

the wife is thai, right? any indication of which part of thailand they are in?

yes, i know were he is within a block ...of course she left him and im not giving up her location...Without giving up to much, Donny has a court date coming up..Im trying to get that location now

ill dm you..

Cell phone footage of Donkey walking in and out of court would be a good way to get some clicks on a tube site. Daonkey walking into court, then cut to the shitty ass clip, then Donk walking out of court.

Haha. That would be an amazing clip. It should start out with "taps" then break out the benny hill theme for the shitty ass clip, then back to taps for him leaving court.

Why would Donny show up to court? He has avoided and dodged every other issue in his life. He is probably just going to run away (again) to yet another country. I am guessing it will be Haiti.

I imagine a bench warrant would lead to bamboo shoots under the fingernails in the Thai system.

I would like to think if he landed in the US he would be picked up for questioning about the PWL stuff. If not, since there is a lack of anyone involved in porn with a set of nuts on them, then I would figure a semi wily whore could offer the right mark enough sex to have Donkeys knees broke or thumbs taken.

Seems Donkeys gold plated Leer jet was repoed or something, so I don't think he can make it far from Thailand. So who wants to guess where he will turn up? Laos? Malaysia? Vietnam?

I highly doubt he would face any sort of charges for PWL. Internet speech is still protected speech, last I checked. Coco loco has threatened to rape and murder, and it's not like the authorities are knocking down her door. Nobodies ever arrested the folks responsible for 4chan where the material runs the gambit from threats, harrassment, and doxing to fucking child porn.

Court in Thailand..He has to go, hes getting a divorce and has a kid..As for moving, he has NO money...

Hes broker several federal laws in the USA..Y'all forget the FBI interviewed over 22 people in relation to Donny 2 years ago ..

If that's me you're referring to, thanks! But I've been transferred to a remote locale with no computer, just a phone. Hopefully the next few weeks will see things return to normal. I let the last chapter get away from me, but have no fear. Wronky shows up, as does Mom.......

Sorry I forgot your name, Bro. I was on my phone while driving and didn't want to get involved with searching the Cage. Mopes 11 was a very fun read. I look forward to any other stuff you write.

http://donaldcarlosseoane.wordpress.com/

Somebody pm this guy ^

Can we find out if anyone's actually rented that room of his? I can't imagine what kind of nightmare that would be.

that bar is gone...its been gone..ill cover it later today, but he sold it to a swedish guy, they took the money and moved...Nothing now...i have a picture of the last place him and the wife shared...lol you will love it

Is it better or worse than Luke Ford's hovel/rented garage?

Looks like Donkey or what ever you fucks call him made a post tonight...[and it was a long one]

And he fucking Bitch-Slapped this ###### clown real fucking hard like real fucking hard..It was fucking hilarious basically exposed his entire family..And everything this keyboard hero ever was..
Bitch Fucking slapped..!!!

This is what happens when this idiot brings his fake little world here...Time to de-mod and make everything about him vaporize..

I'm sure all the links are still good because you fucking know I made a copy of that post...!!PM me i'll send you a copy

ENOUGH

Loved JLo in that^^

Fucking cunt Banned me and now it appears I'm un banned..What a fucking Weasel......!!

I un-banned you but i can ban u again...you want to act like a ass go for it..but don't put mine or anyone else's last name on this board...

Hungwell is the second biggest whiny bitch on the board.

lol really?? who is number 1??

He's white and his name rhymes with sly phone

Hungwell, don't take no guff from these forum jockeys. Main line some tiger blood and maul em.

Has anyone here ever wondered if Donkey makes $$ from his film jobs site? The answer is yes, very fucking little. His wife explains how after the link: http://therealpornwikileaks.com/donny-longs-wife-talks-xxxfilmjobs-scam/

That info should be press released to every porn media outlet around to get the word out before young, up and coming whores get taken for a ride and discouraged from entering the cum guzzling field.

yea, its pretty shitty scam..Someone told me that AFF used to do something like that

Donkey only has to scam 40 bucks a week and he lives like a king. lol.

PS:

I wish Hungwell would put his fucking head in a meat grinder.

I'd have no problem crippling you Buddy..!

Sent his wife the poop link, she sent this back

Ha ha ha ha

The broken english seals it. From now when someone asks me why I'm wearing shorts in February, I'm gonna respond " I never put a pant on just a shorts"

this needs to be worked into comic book form...

take off your pants and jacket

I wouldn't say that US$40 a week allows one to "live like a king", even in Thailand, and even in the provinces. In developing countries like Thailand, labor is relatively cheap, and locally-sourced foodstuffs which are mainly produced through farmers' labor are cheap, but world-market commodities and manufactured goods generally cost the same or, counterintuitively, more than in developed markets. Housing, too, costs about what it would cost in the United States for equivalent quality. The difference is in developing countries there are many, many more wretched shanties to choose from if one has less money.

An income of US$25-40,000 per year, which is fairly pedestrian in the United States, does allow one to live a reasonably prosperous burgher lifestyle in Thailand. Do we think Donny Long can put together US$25,000 a year?

No.

is there any chance we could do an interactive chat with the ex-mrs.donkey?.
that might be fun.

Please make ^ this happen.

How long before Donkey starts boasting that he drove Christian X from the industry.

hmmm, i can see about a skype or even asking her to come here for a Q&A....Im a pretty good authority on Donny, if his wife showed up here their could be some wiki updating on his end...

12 hour time difference

Behold, The Donny Long World Headquarters: Mrs. Long Talks Money, Cars and Poop -

Great stuff.

For someone who hates gays so much, that is one lavender parasol the fucktard's rocking on his sidecar. Please tell me he sells hot dogs out of it.

He used to cart his wife and kid around in it. Now it probably carries all of his belongings in it.

That fucking sidecar is the Cadillac of homemade scooter side cars. How many sewer grates gave their lives for that Beverly Hillbillies contraption?

Not sure about selling but I bet he's eaten his fare share of hot dogs in there. Get it?! Hot dogs?! You know, like Thailand?

HA!!

There's sewers in Thailand? I thought they had gullies and ditches and such.

that sidecar shit is real?.

these are good times my friends...

Only one a day, and you gotta bring your own buns.

All the pics ive posted came str8 from his soon to be ex wife..I have no reason to think shes lying..

Unless you've been catfished.

Just like Camden.

Ive considered that possibility, but the intel is to technical in some areas for it to be someone whose not really close to Donkey..Not to mention, ive linked her to the same email i linked her to when we pushed Donkey offline..For that to happen it would have to have been planed years in advance...

I think the most telling is the phone number, Donny freaked when i called him.. Doubt he would put himself out there like that

Next weekend I might get a trac fone or some shit to call him and fuck with him. I need a slut phone anyway, so I don't get troubled by crazy bitches on my legit phone.

I just called..The little bitch changed the number...lol

Of course we cannot forget the best Donkley Long parody ever, courtesy of XPT's own El Glorioso:

Best part is that the Luchador English is better than fucken Donkey's.

And Bum Fuck Willie just about kills another thread..
(Like what the fuck you save that shit or something..??}

So what the fuck happened "Mr.Inside Scoop"...??