Should Paulina Gretzky Do Porn?

My thought process is simple. When you post a picture of yourself spreading your twat like this:



it's time to at least start the discussion. She's blond, she's obviously an attention whore, she's a trust fund baby.

Thoughts?

She's probably already got a series filmed. Just not [yet] for public consumption. Hopefully one of her mopes will release what he's captured on cellphone.

I think a better question is which of the following is mentioned in the title of said series.

A. Hooking
B. High Sticking
C. Icing
D. Five Hole

Five Hole.

She is just attention whoring. She aint gonna be in porn unless there is heavy drug use real quick.

OR if she's recorded by a mope who sells the "tape" ..........

Yes.

spring breaker...

My own thoughts are this:

1. This whore will never be known for anything except being Wayne Gretzky's daughter. The idle spawn of the greatest hockey player ever, and who could be the Prime Minister of Canada in three seconds. That must be an enormous blow to your psyche that you never be 1/10th as successful as your Father who people call "The Great One."

2. A porno/leaked sex tape/whatever would be a "great" outlet for her. She got her Mother's genes, she's already in L.A.. She's thumbed her nose at her parents for years and clearly doesn't care what they think.

3. Even if Daddy disowns her (which is doubtful), she would make serious bank. Way more than that teen mom skank. Jesus-killers Steve Hirsch and Oren Cohen would be strangling each other to sign her up.

4. Fans would eat it up. Watching her get grudge-fucked by some mope would probably not be too strokeworthy in itself. But just watching the moral compass spin like a dredel and watching her dignity swirl down the drain like flushing down some diarrhea would be a real hoot.

I'd like to see the title "Gretzky Scores." They could have the mope dressed up like Don Cherry. Or if Tri-coon is in the building, we might have to get an old Edmonton Oilers sweater and get Mandingo to pretend to be Grant Fuhr.

I would have thought it easy to surpass her mom as an actress. The only film she was in that was any good was Flamingo Kid.

But, I haven't seen Paulina in much of anything. She must be 25 by now.

Her mom did Playboy, right? So maybe Holly & Suze should invite her for a session? Sounds like a nice place to start .... She might stay around and help Holly clean up a couple of jizz splatters and then who knows .... IR anal???

He Scores! He Shoots!

So this should be a creampie porno? They could even get a soundclip of Bob Miller (TV voice of the L.A. Kings) right before the mope blows on her.

Or some lines from "Slap Shot" would be hilarious.
Dr Hook McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
Paul Newman: All I can get!

that's a neutral zone trap.

Surely they could find a way to work Dave Semenko into this somehow. For that matter you could use Marty McSorely too.

She should do a porn on skates!!!

Gigi would buy it!