A hot mess hits a quarter century ....

... Kacey Jordan, probable drug abuser, likely eating disorder sufferer and ex-Charlie Sheen cumbucket has turned 25.

That's a very long, hard 25.

Check out The Unknown Pervert's sig for my take on Miss Jordan's life.

"her life seems to be nothing but black outs and abortions-Jerkules"

I thought "black outs" was what she called her abortions. #one liner larry

"Probable" drug abuser? Hitler was a probable anti- Semite.

Hey, I'm in enough trouble with PornLaw and the firm of Cherish & Cali Marie. I don't need fake and/or incompetent lawyers sending me rambling misspelled C&Ds to my email. Especially since it might take me to July to get back to reviewing that box.

I really like Kacey Jordan. Sometimes I'm jealous of her foursquare check ins.

Lovable hot mess. But, she comes with all the baggage of a hot mess.

For some reason, I've always had a thing for hot messes.

I've never actually been involved with one. But, I've always been tempted. Much as a moth to a flame. Sadly, I think I'd have the moth's fate if I were to indulge.

Has she ever stated why she doesn't take it up the butt?

I'm guessing because she escorts, she wouldn't want to risk condom breakage which is more likely to happen during anal. Also, she doesn't like how anal feels.

Like she can feel anything w/ all blow and pills in her system.

Wrong on all counts as usual whore gia.


And this is "probably" just B12 or placebo.


Also, lets keep the Kacey Jordan post in The RIGHT FUCKING THREAD ... Ok FAT MAN?

[quote=NattyMay]Also, lets keep the Kacey Jordan post in The RIGHT FUCKING THREAD ... Ok FAT MAN?[quote]

Nah.

I like to segregate my own ordure from the general cesspool.

She's tweeted a number of times lately about getting fucked up the ass -- she's doing it regularly now.

She prolly working out the kinks before she makes an anal comeback flick.

Fine tuning her turd cutter, as it were.

Of course given her lifestyle and decision making ability she could be talking about anything by this.

It is a smart business move for her. She gets to up sell and doesn't have to figure in abortion costs.

is there a chance sheen didn't get up in that ass?. how regular is regularly?.