Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1208:23 AM
Union of Concerned Hobbyists - please organize a solution:
Hello. my cell phone broke and i have no phone at all. Please contact me by email if you want to meet me. I cannot add my email address here as it has 3 letters that are not acceptable. danahayes---@hotmail.com It is very important to me I need to get work now. Please someone be kind and book me today ! Please send me a message here or email address, My computer battery is dying so i need to hear from someone soon. --- My phone broke and i have no mo.ney for another one. I need it badly with no phone i will get no work and sice i cannot afford a phone i really need work, I will return it as soon as i get some work. Thank you i would really appreciate it. Luvinlioness
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1208:29 AM
She could always hoof it on down to that dirty boulevard and use her feminine charms to earn enough to buy another cell phone. If she were in in Bmore I would maybe go three Jacksons for full service.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1209:21 AM
When a hooker claims no phone, I always imagine the door opening and a burly tranny named Ralph is going to try to convince you he's on his period, so it is oral or anal only.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1209:54 AM
Where is she that she has internet access but can't plug in her laptop or tablet? I know libraries do, don't Starbucks and related overpriced coffee shops allow the pretentious to charge their devices?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1201:32 PM
McDonalds has fucking wifi.
What are the 3 non allowed letters in her email address?
There's an income limit on the Obamaphones. I think it's like 125% of the federal poverty level. Of course, if you're on any of the approved programs, that'll be waived. As a side note, Carlos Slim (the world's richest man) gets $10 per phone that TracFone supplies to the Obamaphone program.
@ivor Three Jacksons? That's just racist and ig'nant. Why can't our not so great nation put someone on the whatever dollar bill that didn't personally hand hand out firewater and blankets infected with athlete's foot to our proud Native brothas? Just pay her in singles. Washington never abused the duskier ra...oh...never mind.
@frankie figgs Get her a TracFone. Get pics of her with Sharpies in her bum.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1202:10 PM
I looked, Walmart sells a Tracfone for $10. Surely there will be enough time on there to connect with a client and make enough to buy a card with more minutes? They start at $20.
They also have Straight Talk which is a joint venture of Walmart and Tracfone. The cheapest handset they had is $20, but for $30 she could buy a card with 1000 minutes and text messages, plus some data. Unlimited is $45 a month.
She really can't rustle up that kind of money? She could collect cans and bottles like our own Alex Panzer.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/1206:37 PM
Dude, she could walk into an empty cell phone store and tell the dude behind the counter she'll blow him for a cloned phone, and 10 minutes later she will walk out with a phone that will last 30days or so.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/1212:37 AM
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Dana Hayes is white. She can't get an Obamaphone, because the purpose of the Obamaphone is to cement loyalties for an anti-white coalition.
Here's where we go through the looking glass. White and Black are less about skin color than they are about states of mind today. Among the youngsters the most insulting thing one White kid can call another White kid is "white". It's wigger culture, but it's gone beyond culture in that it's become an actual inner identity as opposed to the superficial one that was grown out of 15- 20 years ago. Popeye armed Michelle can't even begin to hate White folks more than your average second generation Wigger.
White folks can get the Obamaphone under one condition: They live Ghetto.
I'm seriously thinking about offering her a TracFone and part of the deal would be sending me pics doing weird shit I suggest. I'd have to spend $30 for one with a camera.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/1208:20 AM
I think she spent her money on fixing up the old benz she bought a few months back - something about the AC not working and some special type of freon needed to get it all to work.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/1211:02 AM
They keep changing the freon every couple years. It is stupid.
Worst freon I ever encountered was in a 1940s-50s fridge when I was cleaning out houses. I always used to just hit a line w/ an ax and let the freon purge so we could take fridges, etc to the dump. This one had some nasty shit in it. If you were within 10' you got high and ill. I pushed it over so the crap shot into the ground, but 2 days later when I was about to put it on a truck, the crap started pissing out again. I ran just as the high was kicking in.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/1212:38 PM
That was liquid ammonia. I have an old Servel propane fridge up in my shop. It uses a flame to boil the ammonia which circulates as the coolant in lieu of freon.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/15/1206:50 AM
Those old fridges were fucking bitchin. I inherited one from my great uncle when I was in my late teens and living in the parents basement. It was a frigidaire from the 50's, I believe. Moving the thing into the basement was like moving a goddamn car. Damn near killed my best friend at the time by almost crushing his head between the fridge and a low hanging shelf while moving it down some steps. All that near death paid off handsomely though, as the thing was still kicking strong after 40 some odd years of keeping my great uncles beer cold. The whole, "they don't make em' like they used to line" was in full effect here.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/15/1207:26 AM
Frankly, I wonder why she went for a potentially troublesome used benz if she needed a stable platform from which to launch her lioness activities. She could have chosen a used but reliable Honda or Toyota to get her to her dates on time. Save up and then get a new Samsung Galaxy S or Note or, if her ego requires it, an iphone 5.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/17/1206:18 AM
From bad to worse - this lady needs technical assistance - Hello Friends, I have some bad news and i am asking if anyone will help me and my dog Lucky. Tomorrow at check out 11 am i will be on the street. I have tried to hang on but my funds are all gone and i have not eaten in days. I am terrified to walk out the hotel door as i have no car , no money and my cell phone broke a few days ago and i cannot afford another one and all my phone numbers are in it, If anyone can help me all i have is my email address and this room till 11 am . danahayesxxx@hotmail.com I have been trying to get work but no money to advertise and the holliday season and no phone is making it difficult. I can only pick up messages from my voicemail but can only call beack area code 818 numbers as i have no money to pay the hotel for any other calls. Any help would be appreciated.This is urgent and after tomorrow at 11 am my power will be limited on my laptop and i will have my suitcases and Lucky and i cannot carry them ...not that i will have ny place to carry them to.I am sorry to be telling you this when it should be a happy time.But i have no choice and am losing all hope. Thank you , Dana Hayes & Lucky
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/17/1203:38 PM
Too bad she ain't in Bmore. I could help her if she was willing to properly demonstrate her appreciation. But LA is so far away. Seems like she may have some issues. She ain't young but OTOH she ain't hideous yet despite her tits, ass and pussy she is on the verge of homelessness. What's wrong with this picture?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/17/1204:49 PM
If a ho has too many issues to be rectified by a strong pimp hand then she gets put out of the stable. Given Dana's constant tales of woe I sense that she has lotsa issues.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/18/1208:44 AM
The old girl needs a waitress or barmaid job somewhere so she can service hobbyists on the side from the safety of a small apartment. I wonder what lucky is up to when she's playing lioness hostess.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/19/1207:51 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The old girl needs a waitress or barmaid job somewhere so she can service hobbyists on the side from the safety of a small apartment. I wonder what lucky is up to when she's playing lioness hostess.
I surmise she could make rent by whoring unless there is a substance abuse issue. She either views herself as a high end hooker and refuses to peddle her ass at affordable rates or she is blowing her trick money on drugs.
For example, I got me some nice apple bottom big titty pussy today for the low price of forty bucks. Not street meat either. Ivor done hit the jackpot.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/19/1208:31 PM
ivor used to have satan throat fucking Mary while Joseph jerked off the holy goat into baby Jesus empty eye socket as an avatar. PipeD complained about the kid rule so it had to go...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/19/1209:02 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
ivor used to have satan throat fucking Mary while Joseph jerked off the holy goat into baby Jesus empty eye socket as an avatar. PipeD complained about the kid rule so it had to go...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/20/1206:14 AM
@Barry; good point about dope, skinnieness is usually part of that package. I am just perplexed about the fact she can't keep a roof over her head. My surmise is that she fancies herself as some sort of star and tries to charge too much. Too bad. So sad. Hope she learns her lesson. One the first rules of economics is that a thing is only worth what a willing buyer will pay for it.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/20/1203:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Whores or potato chips. It's worth what the market will bear.
Maybe she should hook up with Mom and Coco.
Mom and Coco at least know how to keep a roof over their heads. Dana seems helpless and hopeless. Is Shelley Lubben still playing Sugar Momma to porn whores willing to denounce and renounce?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/20/1204:08 PM
She must be a lush. Didn't GenP say the GILF was toasted during their scene. She looks high or wasted in lots of her picture shoots. She may be asking for too many roses in exchange for use of her wilted flower.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/21/1211:31 AM
What would be the practical effect of adopting Dana Hayes? Methinks she has about zero potential to be another Gen Padova as far as forum participation. Dana just doesn't seem to have her shit together at all. It is a sad state of affairs.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/22/1202:30 PM
Originally Posted By: JasonH
Where do you live in Baltimore?
Live in the city. Single so I don't need to worry about school districts. OTOH I sure as hell don't live in the 'hood.
With respect to the previous poster. My conditions for paying a ho involve actual her physical presence willingness to share her pussy with me. I like the internet as a means to an end but this nasty, sooty old engine driver sure doesn't buy into cyber-this virtual-that marketing bullshit.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/22/1203:57 PM
Not to speak for bdm, I think he's just shooting for a cheap entertaining fuck with someone scenario. Sometimes a whore is more fun to fuck with than actually fuck. I site Mom and Coco.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/22/1204:54 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Not to speak for bdm, I think he's just shooting for a cheap entertaining fuck with someone scenario. Sometimes a whore is more fun to fuck with than actually fuck. I site Mom and Coco.
To each his own, but to me the feel of a tight, warm, wet pussy wrapped around my cock is one of life's greatest pleasures.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1210:50 AM
Someone tell her to go collect some cans and get something off the McDonalds menu. She could probably also find some pennies on the ground someplace. I am happy to see she got the whole "my computer's about to die" thing sorted out.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1206:33 PM
This ain't Dana's first trip to the I'm Gonna Be Homeless rodeo. She is just working her slick. It has prolly worked for her before and she will keep on working her little slick until it peters out.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1207:28 PM
I feel the same way about destitute whores as I do starving Africans, there is no sense artificially propping them up. If they can't survive with the natural resources at hand, they need to adapt or die.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1207:44 PM
Fixed.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I feel the same way about destitute whores as I do starving Africans, there is no sense artificially propping them up. If they can't survive with the natural resources at hand, they need to adapt or die.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1208:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Fixed.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I feel the same way about destitute whores as I do starving Africans, there is no sense artificially propping them up. If they can't survive with the natural resources at hand, they need to adapt or die.
Dana ain't gonna starve. She is a corn-fed gal. BTW one practical reason to prop up starving African countries is to keep the Africans in Africa.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1208:54 PM
The lioness is one proud bitch - and a kooky one:
"I am very proud to say i Turned Them Down. You see ...they are not offers of help...no They are taking advantage of a woman when she is going threw a difficult time . And at Christmas time. I find this type of help Shameful. I also can say with complete honesty that the reason i am going threw this difficult time is due to males from this site who book and do not show and a certain female who steals all my money and men who have no respect and think a woman here is worth less than the cost of a dinner. Gossip and assumption are hurtful and the facts paint a clear picture. I am proud of the offers of help i received today and turned down. What is happening to this world? When women are being so rude and disrespectful to another woman who is twice their age and is going hungry,,, when they have no facts ,,,It appears to me like you just enjoy being cruel and hurtful and i am now stronger because I am a better woman. And i reached out to fat Lip after her last rude comment about me . She has never met me but i reached out to her so she could see i am not what she thinks i am . I did not get a Response.mmmmmmmmmmmmm Respect your elders. Luvinlioness You Give This Proud Leo Her Fire."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1208:58 PM
I've got respect for her to say something, but what certain female steals all her money and how does this happen? And the cost of dinner where? There's a big difference between Denny's and TGI Fridays and someplace nice.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/26/1208:41 AM
she got conned by her fellow ho - or so she says: ...So i knew she had taken me for her driver (gas) her hotel room 340 ( one bed) her gambling 200 . and her driver to and from casino.and a few meals and gas... and then she slips away. She never returned any calls or texts and i noticed on HX she was added on to other womens classified ads for a few weeks. Well i drive back to SFV and i did not stop or go anywhere else i open my purse to get some money for gas aand a room and all of the 6 x 100 bills are gone. ! I knew her boyfriend was throwing her out next i hear she is living in a condo with a pool and is very happy and calls me nuts. I am sleeping in my car with my large dog and i have no family to go to..."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1310:58 AM
someone had soon better queue up for a bj. ----
i tried my best i have asked for help today i will be on the street with my dog and no warm cklothes for the night time and my legs are not able to let me walk or stand anymore too much pain. i hve been starving all threw the holifays no body ever books me anymore and i do not know why any of you even signed up for this newsletter maybe just to read my requests for help an laugh..i do not desrve this I am scared to death so have a good laugh ..nobody helps so i will be on the street siting with my dog freeezing at night and starving and this site will be gone as i cannor pay for it aanymore not that i got any work from it ...no body books me so good bye my dog needs food he is so sad .. i cannot feed him i think you all are not nice...i am sure i brought you pleasuer why did you sign up anyway.i want to die i cannot do this i will most likely be put in jail and they will probably take my dog from me and i cannot be without him we are all we have , i cannot go on without him i have had no life no social life nobody to even have a meal with in 20 years just my dog. i have been so alone for so long no holiday no christmas no thanksgiving no parties no dates nothing struggling al alone for so long now ...no help i cannot do this it is too hard for me what can i do now just another day in paradise for all of you .Dana Hayes and Lucky needed your help ! i do not deserve this i always did my best...... tried reaklly hard to avoid this day but knew it would happen as i have too much against me everybody needs help sometime i had two people rip me off this year and i could not recover i am scared too cold at night to be out there . we will freeze we are starving now. goodbye Dana Hayes & Lucky
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1303:42 PM
If C3X can handle Lexxxi Luxe he can surely handle Dana. C3X, why not throw the old girl a mercy fuck and replenish her bank account as well as her colon?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1305:00 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
me too.but if shes really not getting bookings,why not halve her rates?
Because if hookers had business savvy, they wouldn't be hookers very long.
If a normal person needs to make quick cash, they tend to offer themselves, their services, or their goods at a much reduced rate to get the cash quickly.
A whore under these circumstances will ask herself "how can I get the $500 I need as quickly as possible?" A light bulb then turns on over her head. "I know! I'll raise my rate. Guys will think I'm exclusive, and even though my phone isn't ringing at $200/hour, it will certainly ring at $500/hour."
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1306:29 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
If C3X can handle Lexxxi Luxe he can surely handle Dana. C3X, why not throw the old girl a mercy fuck and replenish her bank account as well as her colon?
Because C3X is Derrick Hay's Bitch, and Derrick's not known as a humanitarian.
Or a human, for that matter. Fuck You Derrick. Tell your pal Donny I said hello.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1306:34 PM
i guess she thinks she can get higher rates than what potential customers think.a young pretty girl with fake tits would have no problems getting all sorts of help right now.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/07/1308:40 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Make her take her dentures out for the bj.
i sent her an e mail and have yet to hear a response. i'm probably one of make guys who are trying to book her because of this recent "this is the end" post of hers.
As far as looks goes I really wonder what to expect. She hasn't shot anything recent, but she was always incredibly attractive for a gal her age in all her past work.
I'll keep everybody up to date if anything develops. Anybody else with information keep us updated also. This mystery is getting interesting.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/10/1307:23 PM
Days later and I have yet to get an e mail back. Perhaps she did indeed have to become homeless and possibly froze on the cold Los Angeles streets. Like in cartoons I picture her in suspended animation in a giant ice block. I will still keep waiting in hopes of setting a date with her.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/10/1308:42 PM
I guess one of the biggest reasons I wanna see her (aside from being her fan since the 56k internet days) is the curiosity of her looks. I can't find a recent picture but she has ALWAYS looked hot throughout the years. That's another reason why this homeless angle is hard to believe. She's attractive. There are plenty of guys out there who would help out an attractive woman down on her luck. In exchange for a few hummers obviously.
Schedule Dana Hayes is visiting in Pasadina / Monrovia Jan 10/11 Available to meet you..late night appts ok ! 8188065593
thats today and tomorrow. this message was NOT there when i tried contacting her on the 7th, shorty after her "this is the end i'm gonna die goodbye cruel world" post.
the plot thickens.....we're gonna get to the bottom of this...
and evidently somehow magically she acquired a phone
The Ultimate Mature Woman ...Visiting Pasadena Monrovia Jan 10 2013 01:40PM The Ultimate Mature Woman ...Pasadena Jan 10 & 11 2013 Blonde,busty and beautiful this down to earth woman is just what you always wanted.Talent and Maturity is what will make you feel like a king.I am not your typical mature woman. Unrushed True female friend and porn star delight. To meet Luvinlioness send me a message please. My photos do look like me but hair is shorter Older Bolder & Oh So Much Better I star in 200 films ( not in adult film anymore) website performer Magazine cover and centerfold model I am here till i can get a ride to somewhere else? 8188065593
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/10/1309:38 PM
Originally Posted By: KenGren
wait a minute, we might have some developments in this caper.
I assure you, sir, this entire shtick is more a lemon than a caper.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/10/1311:16 PM
well its still interesting. after rifling through a few blogs it seems this 'woe is me i'm broke and need your help' thing has been a staple of her internet life for years now. i find it fascinating.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/11/1308:20 AM
She seems to have a blow out every one and a half to two years or so. Crisis, white knight steps in to patch up and tart up, depression, renewed crisis, existential cry for help (around Christmas time), new white knight roars in to patch up car, provide cell phone, find new quarters. It's the cycle of GILF escort life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/11/1310:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She seems to have a blow out every one and a half to two years or so. Crisis, white knight steps in to patch up and tart up, depression, renewed crisis, existential cry for help (around Christmas time), new white knight roars in to patch up car, provide cell phone, find new quarters. It's the cycle of GILF escort life.
that sounds about right. but she's 59 now right? i think the white knights will cease soon after 60. there are probably less than 20 women in the world that can look even moderately attractive after that horrid age.
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/11/1310:49 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/12/1306:46 AM
Please. I 've seen black dudes with jobs that have waaaaay uglier girlfriends than her. Tri, what's the over/under on Dana taking a walk on the wild side?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/12/1311:12 AM
Originally Posted By: fartz
Please. I 've seen black dudes with jobs that have waaaaay uglier girlfriends than her. Tri, what's the over/under on Dana taking a walk on the wild side?
Going by IAFD, she was in Ahh Shit White Mama You Got Ass 2 with Brian Pumper, so that's wild and feminine. She did a bunch of sharky things including working for Dogfart.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/12/1303:23 PM
"Ahh Shit White Mama You Got Ass 2 with Brian Pumper"
You know how in real movies or tv shows, if there's a porn movie that's part of the plot, they always use a parody name? Saving Ryan's Privates. Schindler's Fist. None of those are nearly as funny as the above. Truth is stupider than fiction.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/13/1309:29 AM
I figgered it was her age and looks that were keeping rich sugar daddies away. I mean if you are older and well to do, you would be better off having a kept woman that is young enough to change yer diaper in a few years, instead of one you have to wrap in Depends before you take her out to dinner, now. Taylor Rain aside of course.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/13/1303:43 PM
I've think I've only seen her take it up the shitter 4 times. looked great each time. I'd gladly cough up another 100 roses to get the chance. that would buy a lot of puppy chow for Lucky. still no response to my e mail also, rather rude.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1303:31 PM
Welp. We can officially say Dana must not be so hard up after all. No response after a second e mail. Wish the best to her and Lucky in their future endeavors.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1304:18 PM
Grandma found her whiteknight mark somewhere northof I-10 around Monrovia, CA (her last known whereabouts).
Here, she curses the darkness - A fellow escort 'stole' or 'borrowed' $3k or maybe $100: Taylor_eh & Luvinlioness Who brought this blog back up? You are all nuts ..I did not loan Taylor -Eh money.She set me up and conned me and she was in my car supposedly with no money she was not going to leave my site till i got the money back . She ws 100 miles away from where i picked her upu...she just disappeared and where the hell did you get 100.00? If it was 100 i would not say anything. It cost me 3000. And you are so rude and go ahead be on her side.. I have had two other people from this site say she has done the same and her last landlord is looking for her . You are so rotten because of my age ...wtf .
This site has way too much BS. This is supposed to be a good community. I have never done anything to anybody here and this is the support i get for warning you about this bitch. Well age is of no concern here and that part is sheer evil. I am done you the rude people here . Taylor will pay and you will find out that she is rotten but then you all are rotten too so of course you support the 23 year old evil mother. I did not lend her money Why are you all so down on me for telling the truth. I just gave the bitch a ride to do a favor ...She had a plan ...I will never ever help any of you again. You just got me pumped again on how mad i am at her. That is a good thing ! To Hell With Sll You This site is a joke! So are the levels and the whole works ...If you all support a con artist and thief and because i am older i am the one you all hate then shame on you ! LUVINLIONESS
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1306:54 PM
lol God knows what really is behind that rambling. But she's definitely still stuck in Monrovia/Pasadena. Still posts ads almost every other day stating she's there until she can get a ride somewhere else.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/28/1305:21 PM
Originally Posted By: KenGren
lol God knows what really is behind that rambling. But she's definitely still stuck in Monrovia/Pasadena. Still posts ads almost every other day stating she's there until she can get a ride somewhere else.
are you going to get this done and sling some dick her way or not?. ignoring the sites url this is the biggest jerkoff waste of time thread going until you do.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/06/1312:37 PM
Don't worry everyone. She bounced back. If you join her e mailing list you get all kinds of interesting messages
Hello ..just an update to say i will be in Marina Del Ray Mar 6 7 8 . i have not visited there before so if you are in the area i would love to see you ! Call 8188065593 PS... i have a new photo on my website and will add a couple more this weekend....! It iwas taken one week ago for all those who asked for a some new photos! Sorry it took so long and i hope you like them ! D.H. Note.... i will lower my donation by 50.00 this weekend for you ! PS ...i will be on a sailboat ...docked ..for the 3 days working on my tan ! I think this will be a nice change....especially at night !!! Sat after 5pm....till Monday night! Luv & Licks Dana xxx
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/18/1301:17 PM
ok,applying that same logic, im gonna go slap on some lambo rims to my z and pretend its a lambo.
i love sophie and dont want to pretend shes a lambo,but im just playing devils advocate here.putting those rims on my car wont make my car as powerful and handle like a lambo,just like slapping bolt ons on a woman wont make her a guy in a wig with a dick,
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/18/1306:39 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
ok,applying that same logic, im gonna go slap on some lambo rims to my z and pretend its a lambo.
i love sophie and dont want to pretend shes a lambo,but im just playing devils advocate here.putting those rims on my car wont make my car as powerful and handle like a lambo,just like slapping bolt ons on a woman wont make her a guy in a wig with a dick,
You won't know the difference. The guy's got the same tits.
So does a rubber doll.
Just admit you don't like women and are just attracted to bags of plastic.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/19/1312:26 PM
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
ok,applying that same logic, im gonna go slap on some lambo rims to my z and pretend its a lambo.
i love sophie and dont want to pretend shes a lambo,but im just playing devils advocate here.putting those rims on my car wont make my car as powerful and handle like a lambo,just like slapping bolt ons on a woman wont make her a guy in a wig with a dick,
You won't know the difference. The guy's got the same tits.
So does a rubber doll.
Just admit you don't like women and are just attracted to bags of plastic.
i guess not lil buddie.but just incase youre wrong go check out the natural titted bitches i posted in past.especially the milf thread.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/25/1309:05 AM
thats probably how she got back on her feet.she was reading the board and thought shed make more at a lower rate as opposed to getting booked less at a higher rate.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/29/1312:03 PM
She wants to meet you! (If you fit the bill):
I'd Like to Meet Tracey Lords Al Jarreau George Bush Jack Nicholson Ringo A single older very wealthy rancher... A single older very intelligent gentlemen with a very nice big boat.... A single very cool wealthy guy who lives in NYC with a top floor loft.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/29/1311:22 PM
there has to be someone who knows me ll Apr 29 2013 10:28PM more by luvinlioness Compose a new blog in... Tags: Random -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it is getting late and I need someone who does want just to find out gossip who knows me and understands that with no phone tonight I am screwed. tomorrow morning is going to come and I cannot physuically do what is going to happen it is impossible so if anyone in my network will please contact me it could no will save my life . that's all . and screw akl those who have fun with my age cracks I have heard them all so leave me alone this time , it is going to physically kill me tomorrow so I hope there is someone in my network that will send me a message thanks luvinlioness
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/30/1310:05 AM
My phone wont work and i am in Glendale and please it is urgent I get work tonight, Nobody can reach me as no service in my room for some crazy reason with no phone I wont get any work.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/30/1311:12 AM
I don't get this thread at all, I keep reading about this attractive older pornstar who people want to have sex with, but when I google the name Dana Hayes all I can find are pictures of this hideous monstrosity (barely recognizable as a human female) that having any sexual attraction towards makes Panzer's tranny fetish look downright classy by comparison.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/30/1305:03 PM
Originally Posted By: PM Tool
My phone wont work and i am in Glendale and please it is urgent I get work tonight, Nobody can reach me as no service in my room for some crazy reason with no phone I wont get any work.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/30/1306:04 PM
Originally Posted By: E.Y.Davis
I don't get this thread at all, I keep reading about this attractive older pornstar who people want to have sex with, but when I google the name Dana Hayes all I can find are pictures of this hideous monstrosity (barely recognizable as a human female) that having any sexual attraction towards makes Panzer's tranny fetish look downright classy by comparison.
same...
i've been waiting it out in hopes that it's an elaborate troll or an actual real life tragedy but so far it's been desperate failing mixed with failing desperation.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/30/1308:58 PM
I see potential in giving Dana a shot in the upcoming reality show - Pornstar Makeover. The misadventures chronicled in this thread and elsewhere could make a good 2hr pilot.
Frankly she should have stuck to Gilf porn and transitioned to civilian life. Escorting must be rough business for anyone over 40.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1312:44 AM
Originally Posted By: E.Y.Davis
I don't get this thread at all, I keep reading about this attractive older pornstar who people want to have sex with, but when I google the name Dana Hayes all I can find are pictures of this hideous monstrosity (barely recognizable as a human female) that having any sexual attraction towards makes Panzer's tranny fetish look downright classy by comparison.
To each their own. We've had this discussion a million times. personal taste is personal taste. I'm really debating posting this weird little deformed Mexican college girl's fb pics. Then you'll see some disapproval.
It's a trainwreck or great troll. Either way, it's beautiful like the first day of spring.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1301:24 PM
Just so there's no misunderstanding, ok? She's not hit rock-bottom yet.
I want to tell anyone who has misunderstood Dana Hayes that I am unique as far as I pay much higher for my living expenses than most ,My monthly rent is very high as I must stay in hotels and I am well known all over the world and even if I use my real name and not my stage name any background check on me comes up with my occupation etc etc. I also have never ever had a credit card so I pay 200 a day for a car where someone else pays 40. I still get a high hourly rate from fans that are not on HX If my cash flow is low it is because I pay cash always and I have a higher payout than most. I am not on skid row yet and you cannot assume I am an old hag. I still get 850 hr and in NYC I get 600 min but 1000 an hr is not unheard of . I believe the people on this site assume they have me pegged. I am unique and for reasons you would never be able to guess. How many people start in porn at 49 and shoot 200 movies and earn porn star status and have most of my fan base from my many website performances. So please do not count me out yet and I am not a flake. I can 100% say I am 100% honest and professional and still get great reviews, I get fan mail from all over the world as my movies are shipped out and so most of my fan base is not in California. I hope this info will clear up some mistaken gossip about me. OLDER BOLDER BETTER still is a fact. I am also very passionate and have a creative sole. I am a female with strong emotions and have been known to be very dramatic and I am proud of it. I grew up in a entertainment family and I was on stage since I was 2. I was a choreographer and dance teacher and school owner for 28 years and performed on stage in nightclubs and theatres since I was 14. I have won many beauty pagents threw out my life and I am a graduate of 4 years commercial art. I have many murals in Mexico and I simply have never been a normal person . I am always misunderstood and sometimes taken advantage of but I am proud to say I will never have thief on my gravestone. I believe in an eye for an eye and tend to fight back when I have been ripped off as by taylor_eh. I loved Rachecherry and was broken hearted when she ended our friendship and red dinged me. And to this day I have never found out why. I also still love her for our time together was wonderful and she was a very good friend to me as I was to her. I never take charity and always give back more than I receive. Sincerely Dana Hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1303:31 PM
If she's getting a decent rate, according to her, in nyc why doesn't she just move there where you don't need a car? No more $200/ day car rental bills, right? Why am I even bothering? When Desi Foxx was on here, she wouldn't listen to my budgeting advice either.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1303:37 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
If she's getting a decent rate, according to her, in nyc why doesn't she just move there where you don't need a car? No more $200/ day car rental bills, right? Why am I even bothering? Why Desi Foxx was on here, she wouldn't listen to my budgeting advice either.
She thought she was going to be the next Kris Jenner. Now I think she's a bag lady.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/02/1301:03 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
If she's getting a decent rate, according to her, in nyc why doesn't she just move there where you don't need a car? No more $200/ day car rental bills, right? Why am I even bothering? When Desi Foxx was on here, she wouldn't listen to my budgeting advice either.
Priceless. Look at the logic they both use. "I make these incredibly stupid and expensive decisions. And I tell you I know they're stupid and expensive, but I make no apologies for, you haters." Then, "they're the reason I can't do anything". Bus schedules, banks, rented cars, UHauls and SUVs. You can't logic crazy. It just makes them dig a deeper and more comical trench.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/05/1303:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
And... Lucky the dog gets to watch.
Maybe Dana is selling to the wrong market, as her current target market has many competitors that are much younger and much hotter.
Have Lucky make it a threesome. I am guessing that bestiality participants aren't as selective about the age and appearance of the human females in the mix as the average trick would be.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/13/1304:21 PM
Not only is she back, but back with a new price! anybody got 350 to spare?
Dear sexy fans,
You've all gone missing and this makes me very sad. Good thing I've relocated to a new, fresh location to switch things up a bit. Orange County is my new home, and I'll be sticking around for a little while. Located in the beautiful, breezy Costa Mesa isn't nearly as fun without anyone to hang out with:( Come keep me company, this warm weather calls for some hot fun!(;
Running a kinky little special of 350 FH; all inclusive, hot tub optional and acceptance of your own video camera so you can make your own film with your favorite Porn Star. What's your ultimate fantasy? Lets explore all of the options. Did you ever think you would get the chance to play Mrs. Hayes naughty plummer Now you have the chance!
I can't WAIT to see you all, let's start the summer right with some hot fun(;
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/28/1305:29 PM
You seem to be about trannies. At least I got that impression.
So, I cannot accept your statement.
If I misread your tendencies, my apologies. Otherwise ... my previous statement stands. I'm in the camp that sees tranny stuff as just a way for gay guys who think they are straight to pretend they aren't gay.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/28/1308:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
You seem to be about trannies. At least I got that impression.
So, I cannot accept your statement.
If I misread your tendencies, my apologies. Otherwise ... my previous statement stands. I'm in the camp that sees tranny stuff as just a way for gay guys who think they are straight to pretend they aren't gay.
OK, how about this scenario: tranny bangs a girl. Still homo? For me, not really. But not very interesting, either.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/04/1301:46 PM
I'm an "it's". I can say I'm a dog, but it doesn't make me one. M to f trannies or transees are dudes. If a dude is into another dude, he's not a hetero. Sticking high heels and lipstick on a guy doesn't make him a girl.
Are the guys on CL that advertise to give blowjobs hetero? Words have meanings.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/04/1309:23 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I'm an "it's". I can say I'm a dog, but it doesn't make me one. M to f trannies or transees are dudes. If a dude is into another dude, he's not a hetero. Sticking high heels and lipstick on a guy doesn't make him a girl.
Are the guys on CL that advertise to give blowjobs hetero? Words have meanings.
You'll get there, homie.
All I can say is that you obviously know nothing about Transsexuals (hint: they are not cross-dressers).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/05/1308:58 AM
They're still dudes. Cutting off your junk doesn't make you a woman. You're a butchered guy. If another guy is "into" you, that guy is a fag. You can put whatever handle you want on it, but dudes loving dudes is gay. Sorry. It be what it be.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/17/1303:12 PM
NEW SCENE COMING BOYS!
Hello Friends, Just another note to say hello and remind you i am near LAX and available for appts. If you would like to see me in your area please email me. NEWS FlASH...i just did another scene for a film.I have no idea when it will eb released or what the title will be. I wanted to do a great scene since i have not done one for a very long time. But i do not think it will be outstanding. Sorry to say but it was just not a magical match. Maybe i will be pleased when i see the final result. Luv & Licks, Dana Hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/20/1309:17 AM
The One and Only... LAX Ms. Dana Hayes for those who appreciate what only a mature woman can do. Older, Bolder & Better exceptional & unique (I just shot another film)(for those who think I am too old etc.)
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/29/1303:43 PM
UH OH. Hard times might be ahead again! She has no car and no phone so book her now!
The Ultimate Mature Woman DANA HAYES-Irvine Jul 29 2013 03:11PM The One and Only... Ms. Dana Hayes For those who appreciate what only a mature woman can do. Older, Bolder & Better New photos are attached. Excellent reviews TER 71065 reliable , exceptional & unique Ms. Hayes...Stars in 200 films...Cover and Centerfold Magazine Model... Web Site Celebrity.. NOTE...I do not use a M...(program)..I have no need for it,,If you watch one of my scenes you will have more than any program will tell you. "Your Pleasure Is my Business Is My Business" Too good to miss. cannot text at all and I cannot reply by phone but I receive calls only I lost my charger and my phone is dying so please respond here and I will check in often.I need to see you so please come see me/Almost all hotels are sold out in August and I have no car and now no phone so I would appreciate a pm from you ...Thank you GOOGLE ME! up late tonight call 8188065593 I do not text sorry Luvinlioness
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/01/1304:36 PM
Ah, just the article for you - T he Peacock's Tale: Schubert's Sexuality Reconsidered Rita Steblin 19th-Century Music Vol. 17, No. 1, Schubert: Music, Sexuality, Culture (Summer, 1993), pp. 5-33 Published by: University of California Press
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/02/1306:26 PM
I thought it was a stroke. Actually, it's usually when positions are being changed. She just gets this look...I don't know how to describe it. It's just wrong.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/07/1301:31 PM
Back to Dana... Forget the cell phone issues. Anyone have a Datsun beater they are willing to part with? For the sake of an old doggie?
...ps...for reasons that envolve my work i have a difficult no impossible time getting a loan to buy a car.Life with a large dog and my work is really impossible with no car. If any fans can help me with this problem i would be very grateful. Perhaps you are selling one etc. Seems buying a car is not easy for someone in this industry. And i am spending way too much on Taxi's and drivers. I thought perhaps i may have a fan in the used car business...I hope so...never hurts to ask. Traveling with my sidekick Lucky is very hard with no car and he is getting old now and i would like to be able to take him to his favorite dog beach or a nice walk in the country as he has been my best friend and always a great comfort for me. I can tell he is starting to feel his age and i need to repay him for being so loyal ...He is not allowed on public transportation and he is not small as many of you know...so i have not been able to take him to places he would love.We celebrate the same birthday and i would like him to have a few great days before i may lose hm. I need a car to keep him with me...his legs are hurting etc...so if you hear of anything or will be selling an old one i would love to hear from you. Thank you, Dana & Lucky
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/08/1303:44 AM
PPS..i recently did another scene and am not sure when it will be available or which company will be releasing it. I am entertaining a few offers. I was not thrilled with the scene but enjoyed it and i hope youwill as well....i also offer a private shoot with you as my co star for your personal enjoyment and not for resale. If this is something you would be interested please let me know...i can provide the director etc and it would be exactly like a professional shoot or you can bring a video camera and we can do a lower budget film.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/08/1308:48 AM
If she came up with a solid 18k and bargained for a 5k loan with a collateral of 20 rounds of head, 10 anal creampies and 5 pearl necklaces, she could drive off any lot with a new, loaded Camry. However, she probably wants to drive off the lot with a new BMW, and that ain't gonna happen.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/08/1304:59 PM
Blondi had a nice ride in that back of the big Merc back in the day. Dana should get a nice used ride that can fit a doggie cage in the back. Throw a blanket or two for the odd, space-filling outcall job. She may need a tinted window suburban for that.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1302:12 PM
The drama continues apace - she does need a trailer...
Hello Friends, I am still in Palm Springs and if anybody would be able to help me ...please i am in need of some help. I would appreciate it. It is very slow here and i know things will improve but in the mean time i am here with no car and i need to pay for my room tomorrow. Sorry for the rquest, i am all out if ideas on my own here, Love Dana & Lucky ----
well i guess thats it ... sorry i asked.. tomorrow is not going to e pretty. i was not asking for alot and i lowered my rate for alot of you and i have always given my all...never late etc and i am honest discreet and where did it get me... i just needed to ask for enough for a room in palmsprings in the slow season... i woud repay but friends was the wrong word to add to my emails dana & lucky Visit my website
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Passive/Aggressive much?
Her Palm Springs rate seems to have been under $200. The One and Only... Ms. Dana Hayes (now)180
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/15/1309:54 PM
Oh no Mister, porn stars and escorts never lie. She may be doing a little cross promotion b/w the product lines, creating drama for the brand, hustling attention for a relaunch of the jugs, perhaps get an unwitting white knight to drop a buck or two for a few days or weeks. At best it's creative marketing, at worst it's another watch-see moment along a five year spiral to god knows what.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/17/1304:47 PM
The old dog will be free from the hell his mistress has put him through after an injection of sodium thiopental and potassium chloride, or he could be left behind to dig up the bones.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/18/1301:17 PM
Wasn't sure where to put this, but this seems as good a place as any. Some guy takes snaps of street whores. A couple of the pics are b&w, so he's an artist.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/18/1303:31 PM
I'd compare him more to a lesser version of Nan Goldin. I think I spelled her name right but too hurried to check. This photog's photos are intriguing and have movement and mood, but I don't like when the photog also makes the work about himself. And some of his commentary was condescending.
Similar subject but much better, much more riveting and grimey is a photog who shoots street hookers and junkies in Hunt's Point. Will look up his name later. His stuff is beautiful.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/18/1306:00 PM
There's Garry Winogrand, the NY street photographer. He took lovely, quirky shots of people all over. He must have had street walkers amongst his subjects.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/23/1309:29 AM
The Death March continues -
hello is anyone here in costa mesa i need someone to cum see me my computer key which does capitals is broken and i cannot even order food as you have to add a email address and i cannot do the at key. i have no car and it is too far to walk to get food and busines is too slow now and i will be in trouble again re my last message to you. i am starving and really worried can anyone cum help me please dana Visit my website
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/23/1304:16 PM
She should stay in an executive apt/hotel suite when she goes on her little trips. She could lend the johns an attache case so it's apparent they're visiting her for strategic meetings. At least she'd be able to cook herself meals in suite kitchens.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/24/1307:52 AM
Ramen, a Panzer-like diet? All you need is a microwave. Do dates with johns include dinner? I mean, apart from the shot to the mouth and the warm feeling in the stomach or on the stomach?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/15/1308:40 AM
This looks like new material. She sent some newsletter a few months back saying she'd done a new scene but was unhappy with it - an issue of no chemistry between the parties. The wrinkly thing seems to be her hose. Not the best picture of granny.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/15/1304:46 PM
More like emails for her 'hobbyist' friends letting them know she'll be in Costa Mesa or Riverside or In a Town Near You; you have that plus the occasional shouts for help, a ride, a new cell phone, a special "donation" rate effective immediately and good only for 24 hrs, etc.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/18/1309:05 AM
I don't know. I've never paid for sex and that is probably why I get so little with it. I may visit her and bring along with a box of MRE's, a Target gift card, and a book or two on money management skills. I'd probably have to also kick in a full donation for an audience with the 'Lioness'.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/24/1306:25 PM
Things are on a roll, downhill -
Hello Friends, Just another note to send my love to you and let you know i am still in orange county and available for appointments. ps...l am still in desparate need of a car, incase someone is selling a used car and will let me make payments.I know that is a long shot but because of being hit by the car back in 2006 and because i was discredited .they.showed a film of mine in court and a very conservative jury was not impressed. I end up with bad credit from THE hospital bills and balance on car i had just bought and he totaled etc.Then i lost a wallet with my social security card and license and found out recently i have identity thief and more bad credit. That is just a couple of hurdles i cannot fix. My income is really effected with no car and my sanity as i am stuck in a hotel room and i have a big dog...i have to take taxi s just to get dog food etc. I am not doing well staying in one location for a long time as it costs too much to move all my suitcases ,dog and me to a new location. I cannot go out for anthing so my life is just terrible. If i do not change my situation and get mobile i will be in real trouble in the slow season of Dec-Jan. There are many more reasons for needing a car and with cost of staying in a hotel i cannot save money for a car. I do not want to complain about my life to all of you but i have been trying to think of a way to do this on my own but no luck. I really am worried as i will not be abke to pay for my room during the slow season without moving around. Thank you for enjoying my work and i have a new movie out. I ended up not making a cent from it as it cost alot to take a taxi both ways and the test i had to pay for and i was not paid enough ..i lost on the deal.. Hope all is good for you, If anyone can help i would be so grateful as i am making it day to day and my experience tells me no work in Dec and Jan and i will have no way to keep a roof over my head. Once again thank you and god bless. Dana Hayes PS still single and not happy about it. Tough for me to meet someone stuck in a room. A lso advice is always welcome but i most likely have already thought of it and it cannot be done alone.xxx
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/24/1309:30 PM
Lord no. If the pimp made her more money, he'd take it all, and then she'd be in the same financial position. She'd just be blogging from the client's iPhone and pleading the Internet to rescue her from this pimp.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/24/1311:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
end up with bad credit from THE hospital bills and balance on car i had just bought and he totaled etc.Then i lost a wallet with my social security card and license and found out recently i have identity thief and more bad credit.
So you have bad credit and can't get a loan. Yet a thief with your ssn and dl is able to get credit in your name and hurt your score?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/24/1311:52 PM
Will Ryder needs to make: Not Queen For A Day XXX starring Dana. In this version, she doesn't does get the lovely prizes, just like in real life. For those not familiar with the original.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/25/1302:09 PM
Sad to say but maybe a little IR will help her - move back to LA and cruise Compton. Find some cheap digs and blow bros for $80 a pop (or whatever the standard honorarium is these days). Outcall for her regular "lioness" customers. At this stage you have to try anything to move the merchandise. It's spoiling and the cops in her area are probably going to shut down the store any day now. The moment her hotel isn't paid, the dime, quarter or Cricket call is dropped.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/29/1306:34 AM
Anyone need a dog? It's curtains for this drama.
This is very hard for me but i have to ask if anyone can help me. I must find someone who will take my dog who is a perfect gentleman . He does nothing wrong ever and is no problem at all except i can no longer give him a roof over his head. I have had no work and will have to check out at noon. Since i have no car and no money i will have to leave my suitcases and will have no place to go. I was always ready to work but my time has run out. I have work in new york but cannot get there. I cannot feed my dog and well if anyone can help lucky and me please call. My battery will not be good for long. I never thought i would need to use this newsletter for such a request. I have no idea what will happen to us tomorrow and i am sorry to be sending this message to you but i am out of ideas. Please call me if you can help me in anyway.8188065593 Thankyou,luv Dana and Lucky
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/16/1306:05 PM
She must have bounced back nicely with a couple of "dates" in NYC. I doubt she'd bring the dog along, unless it's part of her show (like old timer chessie moore and her dog...).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/17/1305:26 AM
She'd have to bring the dog if she has no one to watch him in LA or can't afford doggie daycare. I don't know how she is able to afford NYC. How did she even afford airfare? Where is she staying? Hostels won't allows animals and hotels (and Air b and b) charge an extra fee.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/17/1307:35 AM
Looks like she's facing a crippling disease, too. From her wishlist on danahayesxxx.com. This is the first time I see medical care under a Ho wishlist:
DONATION FOR DANAHAYES/JODYDUNCAN CAR FUND / SURGERY...I WILL BE ABLE TO VISIT YOUR CITY AND YOU.
NEED SURGERY ON LEGS BLOCKED ARTERIES ADVANCED P.A.D. ANY AMOUNT
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/1303:29 PM
The End (take 2):
if anybody will help please email me. i have nothing...no home no money no food no car no credit cards no bank account cannot pay for hotel room. my dog and i are starving...all i get are people wanting me to lower my rates to help them when it has killed me. i hate to ask nut my dog and i have not eaten in days and tomorrow at noon i will be out on the street, a stranger paid for this room today and drove me here but so far no work. i have tried so hard to survive but i am past that now i need help. i expect i will get rude or mean responses but i can not handle this anymore. i have no help no family and i am out of ideas. i am scared to death to be out there alone and my storage is going to be sold they cut the lock so i have lost everything. if someone will help please email me. danahayesxxx@hotmail sorry for having to ask ... dana and lucky
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/1309:58 PM
whoever posted this ..I wish you hadn't....I cannot believe the responses....not one person knows me and thank god I would not want to know any of these assholes. I do not want anything from anybody here. shame on all of you. you have no idea about my life and your comments are so mean...I would never ever be so cruel and that makes me a better person. this is why I remain a person who spends her time alone. i have even gotten comments I should kill myself. I am the only person who knows my situation and therefore your comments just show what type of person you are. dana hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/02/1307:49 PM
Originally Posted By: luvinlioness13
whoever posted this ..I wish you hadn't....I cannot believe the responses....not one person knows me and thank god I would not want to know any of these assholes. I do not want anything from anybody here. shame on all of you. you have no idea about my life and your comments are so mean...I would never ever be so cruel and that makes me a better person. this is why I remain a person who spends her time alone. i have even gotten comments I should kill myself. I am the only person who knows my situation and therefore your comments just show what type of person you are. dana hayes
just don't pull a tanner and kill/lose the dog. that's pretty much all we're concerned about at this point.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/22/1307:41 AM
Someone sent out another plaintive cry for help and accused me of single-handedly draining her customer base. She's on the streets of Anaheim and the poor mutt (Lucky) has not eaten in days. Her phone stopped working and she can only text. She won't go to a woman's shelter because they don't take dogs and she is worried the cops will pick her up on vagrancy charges. Oh, and the PAD is still a problem. Radio silence since that message came through a few days back.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/04/1404:15 PM
No shit, I did. I'm more worried about Lucky the Ironically Named Dog than I am Dana the Normally Named Whore. There's this local old skank that I bang every so often, but I'm so tired of hearing all about how the world, from Costco to the power company, is holding her down. Plus she's got some new stud that can't get it up but likes to watch. Fine, but be quiet and let me do my filthy business.
Big D, ya ol' whore, if you're reading this...by Bat Signal or whatever...bring your ass up to NE Washington state. Legal weed, cheap to live, room for the dog to run, LE doesn't hassle whores...it's the Promised Land. LA and NYC are in your rear view mirror.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1407:41 AM
Ditto. I've quit smoking, quit nicotine gum, cut back on drinking, cut back on sugar and carbs and even artificial sweeteners, but I can't cut back on the old sow!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/10/1407:57 PM
Barry, the GILF connoisseur. I hope Dana loses the gut and recovers the legs. That escorting/300 flower donation business must be putting her through the ringer.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/13/1404:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Soopergrizz
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
news came my way that bonnie rotten just turned 21.
yeah, TWENTY. ONE.
That is 47 in porn years.
I hope I can use the Bonnie/Max Gifs again.
Being Bonnie is Hard Work:
You just have to wonder what's going through their heads. I suppose "I hope they don't finish off the coke before we're done with this". On the other hand I'd assume "insert drug here" breaks on a porn set are like bathroom breaks at any other job.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/28/1412:38 AM
According to her IAFD profile, she is 60 in about two months and not able to collect Social Security yet. I don't know if she ever had a job that paid into the system. So begging apparently is her only way, as obviously getting a greeter's job at Wal-mart is below her station in life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/28/1408:46 AM
Last time she went begging on her Humaniplex acct some white knights must have offered alternatives or advice to get out of the business and get a (however low-paying)civilian job. She posted some crap about how no one understood her, she was not going to take crap advice and give up, yada yada yada. I think she did that here too. The bitch is too addicted to rose donations. Thinking of waking up at 7 AM and working until 5 PM somewhere must nauseate her, but sucking and fucking strangers across California, Nevada, and beyond is just dandy.
She wants some sap to wire her 3000 roses and make it all go away.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/28/1411:07 AM
There is always collateral damage in every pathetic situation. Thankfully Lucky has a finite lifespan and his continued suffering will be short lived. I cry for the next Lucky, which may be a puppy and the cycle of stupidity and stubbornness will claim its next innocent victim. I can already hear Sarah McLachlan's "Arms of an Angel" playing and a tear is coming to my eye.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/29/1407:21 PM
I doubt she was ever a civilian in the 9-5 way.
I have zero beef with her and if she was within a reasonable range I'd certainly be frequenting her flopholes in her flophouse. Bareback for an extra $15. But I fucking love this thread.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/29/1407:50 PM
I started this thread from the beginning yesterday and was laughing constantly. Other than some obvious knuckleheads in the thread, there is a level of sophisticated snark that lights up my brain in a pleasurable way.
Bluecipher kept feeding the grist into the hate mill with the posting scrapes from the Luvinlioness herself from the other boards. I noticed that her often lost/busted out/suspended cell phone always had the same phone number. She seemed to get around the state fairly well for someone without reliable transportation. I didn't remember that Lucky was a large dog. That added to the fun as a starving lap rat isn't as pathetic as a drooling large dog being dragged from flea-bag hotel room to flea-bag hotel room by an ancient whore.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/29/1408:43 PM
Following Dana's Misadventures is like reading some medieval Book of Hours; you notice the rhythm of cycles. She'll be flying high, hoing (no misspelling) to and fro, and then will bust out somewhere far from homebase Glendale, CA. She'll tweet and email messages that the end is nigh, phone is dead, car is broken, dog is hungry, hotel is about to kick her out, etc. The customer base will react and she'll either get a handout from the white knights, or meet up with some johns who replenish the rose garden. Meantime she'll tweet how evil everyone is, how we all ignore her, have we no pity?, why are you so rude?, etc. She'll be back on her feet, ready to spread again, and the cycle will repeat. I once tried giving some generic advise and got my ass handed to me since it did not include a check for a few hundred roses. Following the cycle of meltdowns is like following the seasons.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/29/1409:48 PM
She responded in this thread (assuming it is not an alt-id)
Originally Posted By: luvinlioness13
whoever posted this ..I wish you hadn't....I cannot believe the responses....not one person knows me and thank god I would not want to know any of these assholes. I do not want anything from anybody here. shame on all of you. you have no idea about my life and your comments are so mean...I would never ever be so cruel and that makes me a better person. this is why I remain a person who spends her time alone. i have even gotten comments I should kill myself. I am the only person who knows my situation and therefore your comments just show what type of person you are. dana hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/29/1410:53 PM
For the record, I never suggested she off her self, just that she transition to civilian life. She must have gotten wind of this thread and then posted the above as well as a pm calling me evil. I just posted what anyone and everyone could see in her sites and newsletter blurbs. I sometimes wonder if she's manic depressive.
-To Be Remebered fondly for the pleasure I gave. -To be remembered by all the students I taught for 28 years as a teacher who made a difference in their life and helped them achieve their goal to become wonderful dancers. - To meet my soulmate.
In the 'I'm Unique Because...' section:
I am very passionate and have a creative soul. -I star in 220 adult films ..20 magazines...and many website performances. -I am a LEO woman.. -I grew up in a entertainment family and I was on stage since I was 2. -I was a choreographer, dance teacher and school owner for 28 years . -I am a graduate of 4 years commercial art. -I have many murals in Mexico. -My stage name is Dana Hayes.
It sounds like a legit, albeit low paying, career. What made her decide to become a pro at such an advanced age? Was Lucky acquired after her jump into whoredom or is he simply a victim of circumstances?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/30/1408:45 AM
That looks like her Humaniplex bio/profile. Who knows what took her from teaching kids and dance to porn to hooking/escorting. Generizer said she was high or drunk at the scene they had together. Perhaps the alcohol or drugs got in the way of her earlier career and someone with those problems probably does not get rehired to work around children. Or maybe the alcohol started after she lost her job. I think she started porn a decade ago or so, so she must have been in her late 40s and due to the dance regimen still had a relatively hot body. She is probably late 50s now, even 60. That hot body is long gone.
If anyone knows, it's Lucky, and he ain't talking.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/30/1406:53 PM
Named after LuAnn's man on King of the Hill. Slipped on something at Costco and got an $18,000 settlement. He'll never have to work another day in his life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/03/1408:47 AM
Looks like a few Johns cooperated and she's back on the saddle. Even has an updated Backpage entry. Lucky's in for extra treats for the 4th of July!
Dana Hayes Mature Adult Film Star in Reno till Sat night Jul 2 2014 11:57PM Services > Escorting > Nevada > Reno/Carson City ---
Dana Hayes Mature Adult Film Star * RENO * - 55 Posted: Thursday, July 3, 2014 5:21 AM Reply: click here
Blonde, Busty, Famous and Absolutely Fabulous ! *** 8188065593 ***mature film star 225 films * * Donation is req.d for fans to meet Dana Hayes * Visiting for a few days only. Poster's age: 55
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/04/1412:04 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Lucky Star's Backpage ad says she is 25.
The first time I read this as Lucky's Backpage ad and assumed that Dana's dog had a backstage page saying that Dana was 25. Too many creatures named Lucky in our universe.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/13/1402:42 PM
Guess things finally got sorted out in Reno
"The Ultimate mature porn star in SFV" "I returned from North Ca. for a new film but it is not for another 6 days so I will lower my donation today to suit you if you will visit me today !"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/13/1403:37 PM
At this point in her life, Dana's pussy will never be on the DL because of menstruation. So she and Lucky are always ready for a classy gentleman to do right by her.
What would a fat ancient broad like her get for a scene rate these days even if she is willing to do anal or negroes or even anal with negroes?
Bluecipher, you should visit her on set. Bring your killer soup and some Snausages for Lucky and I'll bet you'll get a BJ during the shooting downtime. BJ < anal for soup, but not a horrible compromise.
If one had several sessions with the luvinlioness and the aggregate fees exceeded six hundred dollars would it be classy to ask her to fill out a W-9 form so they could send a 1099-MISC to her at the end of the year? Or would she be a registered 501(c)(3) corporation since she seems to accept "donations" as revenue? Classy gentlemen treat mature adult entertainers respectfully but also abide by the tax code.
I am sure on her tax forms she lists 'entertainer' as her occupation assuming she files taxes as she seems to live off the grid.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1410:09 AM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
She played my Mother in I believe it was Young and Anal 30. Although we didn't have sexual contact. She was... I just don't know.
Wow, just wow. Since Gen is probably the only person we will talk with who has actually been in the same physical space with the luvinlioness and the book on Gen appears that she is free-spirited and quite tolerant of all comers, this says volumes. I guess being a flea-bag motel grandma is the karmic payback for being a miserable cunt.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1408:53 PM
I'd bet she would do okay if she got herself across the Atlantic and into a German brothel. If she did an old Bavarian milk-maid look, she would probably attract the Kraut versions of Panzer in Munich or Berlin who watch that Euro granny porn.
Did she ever try the Nevada brothel route? I would guess that the long haul truck drivers passing through Carson City or Nye County would be a bit more discriminating with their whoring bucks than to throw them at the luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/15/1407:33 AM
She's half Ukranian. She could head to the home country and try to cheer the local troops in their fight against Russian separatists. With her luck, she'd end up as a comfort granny on the Russian side of the border.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/22/1410:16 PM
Pranking Granny
Looks like the Luvinlioness got scammed...From her Twitter -
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Bad news my shoot must have been a prank...it never came true. Struggling to recover. failing ----
Now she's stuck in the San Fernando Valley. A few rounds of head should get her back on the bus to home base, wherever that is. With any luck the johns won't splooge and run without surrendering the roses first.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/25/1409:03 PM
It's the open question for the White Knights to move in and propose solutions, especially ones that run over 200 or 300 roses. Roses resolve everything in the Luvinlioness's world.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/25/1410:01 PM
I love it when broads can't get it together to survive. If they don't make money in their own way, then the option is off of the table.
I recently ran across one who was desperate for a job and was applying online to grocery stores and other entry level retail positions which have an interview process and take time to get. She was toying with the idea of topless dancing but she couldn't afford a manicure to get her nails done therefore couldn't take off her top to show her tits to horny guys. I cannot count the number of times I have been thoroughly disgusted by great looking naked broads who have had non-manicured nails.
I was suggesting that she sign up to drive for Uber or Lyft. You have a car, an iPhone, a Paypal account and a lot of time. Make some money by driving around. She wouldn't do it, it wasn't "her".
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1408:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
For hating to ask, she sure asks a lot
another day in the life of...
"Hello I am in Lompoc and I do not have a car and I have tried everything I can think of to get a ride to Santa Barbara. If there is any members in or around this area and would be able to drive me and my dog Lucky to Santa Barbara area it would be such a big help. I have been trying to leave here for a few days and cannot find a way, A taxi is too much money for me. Please respond if you are able. Many thanks."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1411:58 AM
True. She says Aug 13 is her bday. Can't she blow a trucker or two and make it down to Santa Barbara that way? There must be a truck stop somewhere near Lompoc she can get to.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/15/1407:56 AM
Let's see - tracking the Lionesses's moves a grosso modo: * Generally in the Glendale-Burbank area with sallies to Palmdale,Riverside,etc; * Moves to SFO area (White Knights dry up in the North LA region); * Waylaid! Needs ride to return from tricks expedition. Spends night in park with dog. Scared and cold. * Trip to Reno - waylaid!! asks for help returning to SFO. * SFO - hurrah! porno shoot coming up, needs ride to SFV. She is in the money again! * SFV- waylaid again! porno shoot a crual hoax! Needs ride back to SFO but * Picks up tricks in Riverside, Lompoc, Santa Barbara area. Ping pong Granny Action. * Lompoc - waylaid again! Needs ride to Santa Barbara area for self and Lucky. * Makes it to Santa Maria, 38 miles from Lompoc. Apparently means to stay or return to SFV area/Woodland Hills.
Any porno directors/producers out there - why not give the Luvin Lioness a bit part in your production so she can find her way back to SFO or where ever? Granny just turned 60 and needs a break.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/17/1408:10 AM
Happily, for the LuvinLioness, their paths did not cross. I don't think she can handle that sort of beating. Then again, with her bleating for help and rides every four days, someone may put her in a shallow grave sooner than later.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/17/1411:57 AM
Goleta is right next to Isla Vista, home of UCSB, arguably the biggest party school in the state. I can't believe she can't get some cashish or a free ride from blowing some frat plebes as part of their hazing.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/18/1410:20 AM
Damn, she could have scheduled a Granny-FratBoyz blowbang. 3 cameras, 8 frat boys, and she had a scene to sell. They guys could have worn gorilla masks to protect their privacy. No enterprising spirit in the Luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/18/1412:47 PM
The frat boys wouldn't show the luvinlioness the proper amount of respect and class. Remember she and Lucky will starve before dropping below her proper station in life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1403:24 PM
Reprise of old hits
Luvinlioness - Apr 21 2011 10:12PM
Please excuse my spelling . I am a person who tells it from the heart and hates typing .. i do know how just do not bother to proof read . you get the idea, I know people here women mostly see me as a loser .. and gossip but i was in porn at 49 never did anythin g but show up shoot and leave no other mingling or pornstar activities but i have been tagged .. I am a woman who is just trying to survive and was very conservative really conservative i taught kids for all of my life then poor ripped off and i did what i did . I am not what tythe gossip is saying . I spend all my time with my best friend my dog lucky .. afraid of the the gossip and still no one to help me... I am used to it now and do not want help but you never know who you are hurting when you are pre judge Life out there sucks and we need to stop hurting and start helping .. This is a good community Here HX why not improve it. ..Lets give more and thrive. Love Luvinlioness ps no church door should ever be locked !!! I had to throw that in LOL but it is my passiion and this is my very last attempt to stop what i feel and know from experiencing it first hand here on HX, All i have said is true and meant to help ! I do love the people i have met here .. Just hate specials !!! i have had many good experiences her and HX has helped me so much ! Luvinlioness
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1403:56 PM
Please send this to Dana. And tell her Christian xxx has a paycheck ready for her to pick up.
Irrational Ways of Thinking which Keep You Angry by Lynne Namka Ed. D. @2002 We all have irrational thoughts, which keep us caught in anger and neurotic behavior. Erroneous beliefs are beliefs and defenses we build up and replay with anger so we do not have to know the truth about our self. They are called errors of thought or cognitions. These errors in thinking are defense mechanisms that we have learned at an early age, but do not work as we grow older. When people impose rigid expectations on themselves, other people, and the world because of their beliefs, they are likely to experience unnecessary emotional distress.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1404:08 PM
You know this could be the funnest thing ever. Here is the deal:
Christian XXX will agree to take the consensus scene script (with Dana) from a panel of the Learned Masters of XPT. Then we will all have to agree to buy the scene from Christian's Clips4Sale store.
This could be GREAT! We should also have a betting pool for the minimum amount that Dana will agree to.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1406:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Reprise of old hits
Luvinlioness - Apr 21 2011 10:12PM
Please excuse my spelling . I am a person who tells it from the heart and hates typing .. i do know how just do not bother to proof read . you get the idea, I know people here women mostly see me as a loser .. and gossip but i was in porn at 49 never did anythin g but show up shoot and leave no other mingling or pornstar activities but i have been tagged .. I am a woman who is just trying to survive and was very conservative really conservative i taught kids for all of my life then poor ripped off and i did what i did . I am not what tythe gossip is saying . I spend all my time with my best friend my dog lucky .. afraid of the the gossip and still no one to help me... I am used to it now and do not want help but you never know who you are hurting when you are pre judge Life out there sucks and we need to stop hurting and start helping .. This is a good community Here HX why not improve it. ..Lets give more and thrive. Love Luvinlioness ps no church door should ever be locked !!! I had to throw that in LOL but it is my passiion and this is my very last attempt to stop what i feel and know from experiencing it first hand here on HX, All i have said is true and meant to help ! I do love the people i have met here .. Just hate specials !!! i have had many good experiences her and HX has helped me so much ! Luvinlioness
This reads like when Google transcribes one of my Google Voice messages.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1406:45 PM
I think she will only respond to a bona fide offer from a known studio or website. She got played with a fake offer last month and was contacting Milfs to see if they would shoot with her.
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx wanda I must talk to you please call me ok
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/16/1407:55 PM
Always seems to have a problem with the return trip...
"Hello. if anyone is passing threw I am in Lompoc and have not beed able to get a ride out of here. I have a dog and a few suitcases and so I cannot take public transportation. I cannot afford to stay here any longer. I would love to hear from anyone who can help. Thank you Dana Hayes"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/16/1409:40 PM
The LuvinLioness roars back (at her detractors)
Sep 17 2014 11:15AM link to this You all think you know everything. I do not fit any of the situations you think you know. You have no facts and none of you know me . Yet again this shows how stuck up and mean you all can be. Well it used to upset me but not anymore. I think it shows how mean spirited and stuck up you are. It is time for me to leave this site. People do not always fall into the standard path that is all you closed minded sheep follow. So how wonderful for you all to be so far above someone who needed a ride. I must always travel with my large dog who is my best friend and I do not have a car and yes I travel with a lot of suitcases because I live in hotels and pay 5000 a month to do so. My situation is so more intense than your stupid ideas and I bet none of you could survive with all the hurdles I have. I deserve an award for still trying and not giving up against all odds. So to hell with all of you. Dana Hayes ps respect your elders ! public transportation does not take a dog or a lot of suitcases.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/25/1409:16 AM
Lompoc blues-
stranded in lompoc Sep 24 2014 09:07PM more by luvinlioness Tags: Random
ihave been stranded here in Lompoc for 2 weeks. I have tried on my own but cannot find a way out. ride share etc I have my dog and 6 suitcases and now I have no money at all. my dog and I are starving and tomorrow we will be out of our room at noon. I know you all will make fun of me but this is an urgent request. I am so tired and so scared and so hungry and I cannot just stand outside tomorrow . I have no one to ask for help. I have no family and I need someone to please open their heart and help me. ido not know what else to do. I have tweeted I have sent texts and no body will help me. I have tried everything. please someone help lucky and me .I am a good person and have done nothing to anyone to deserve being a baglady. please I am afraid my dog will get put in the pound and we have been together 14 years and he is all I have. I cannot be apart from him. please he is my family and I am asking for someone to please help us. I will pay back I promise. please I have been threw hell I am begging anyone to help me . noon is going to come fast 8188065593. please help. dana hayes and lucky. please do not be mean I cannot bear it . I have been crying for days and too hungry to be strong.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/25/1411:38 AM
They're tearing into her on Humaniplex pretty bad. Guys telling her to blow a trucker and stuff. One has pointed out that she has been "stuck in Lompoc" for a month now.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/25/1402:40 PM
The hazing is pretty brutal on that board - the hobbyists and 'vendors' both pile on. I just wonder what she has to carry in six pieces of luggage. This isn't a European tour taken during the gilded age.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/25/1403:17 PM
Six steamer trunks full of the luvinlioness' worldly possessions. How dare you mock her plight. She can't wear the same outfit twice when meeting classy gentlemen for discrete encounters.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/27/1402:29 PM
How long before the dog becomes food. I mean, it has to happen right?
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but if I was legit starving, I don't mean "craving a late night snack after a bong session munchies" starving, I mean legitimately starving, I can't say for sure that the dog wouldn't have to be a bro and get in my belly at some point.
Not trying to be a Dick Bungsmell shocking poster. I just really like living, and I'm having a good time. If Fido has to step up and do the right thing for his master, I'm sure he's willing to do it.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/27/1402:35 PM
However, whores are known to lie - notes from an offended white knight.
joe brown ‏@faustjoe Sep 25 @danahayesxxx Last go round when Dana had the same type of cry for help tweets I texted and she was like I'm not broke lying puta
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/27/1402:35 PM
Nah, Smokey. A sawbuck says ol' Lucky gets away while Dana tries to gum it alive.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/30/1403:51 PM
Lompoc is the home of a low-security federal lockup. Maybe the luvinlioness plies the trade of being the first available pussy to men who haven't had pussy for many years when they are sprung and aren't that picky. Like bootleg tees outside of the concert, she is low quality but convenient and at the right price.
I can't think of why she would go there to whore other than that. Is there a big truck stop presence in Lompoc? I don't know much about central California, to me there are only two parts of California: SoCal and the Bay area, everything else is fly-over.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/30/1404:03 PM
She tends to mill around the larger LA area, with side trips to SFO (some big spender must have lured her there) and places like Burbank, La Crescenta, Palmdale...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/30/1409:31 PM
Lou, old whores never die, they just lower their rate and open up the range of johns.
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
some big spender must have lured her there
Is big spender relative? On the Crazy Days and Nights website, the guy is always talking about semi-famous young starlets tricking on yachts in the Riviera for like $100K a night. Those are definitely big spenders. Where does the luvinlionness fit on the spectrum? Does $1K in Indian casino chips qualify as big spender?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/30/1409:53 PM
When she dies we'll close out/lock the thread, like a tomb, and I'll fly a pair of depends at half-mast for the customary three days.
Re SFO, she probably got a gig and thought she could parlay it into a season of dates from a bunker at a hotel. It ended badly, if I remember correctly she was stuck at a hotel near the aiport and needed a ride, then was stuck outside at night without transportation, etc, etc.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/02/1402:48 PM
We have a local 53 year old whore who "has never done this before", altho she's an expert on everything. She likes airing her laundry in a Dana/ Desi way to much amusement.
Quote:
Hello AHB! Today I have reached the end of my rope! Last Friday, on my way to Montana, my driver and I were pulled over inWallace, Idaho, apparently, for doing 48 in a 45 mph construction zone. Did we receuve a ticket? No we did not! We were arrested on felony charges including interstate prostitution and trafficking of said prostitute. My car was torn apart and subsequently impouned, phones confiscated. Monday I was released with no charges filed. I had to get to Smelterville to retrieve my car at great expense, then rented a mitel room for the night. Tuesday I got my driver released and we decided to play it safe and head back to Spokane. Got a room and posted on AHB, now dangerously low on funds. Now here we are back to today, another Friday, and I have had NO clients!! Not one!!! So tonight, with no money left except 75 cents in change, Rewards Points used up, and out of options, I am spending the night in my torn up 1990 Geo Prizm. I have received condolences and concern from many, but no one seems able to help beyond that. Guess this means I am outcall only Spokane!!! I am finally undone! ~Shylollypop~
Everything happens for no reason or through no fault of her own. And the story is only being told. Luckily, there's no Lucky. Only a spook "driver", because whores are far too delicate a flower to do their own driving.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/02/1404:28 PM
Smelterville, Idaho. A picturesque place to raise a conservative, Christian regular American family. We welcome everyone except: Spooks, Beaners, Dot-Heads, Chinks, Japs, Gooks, Jews, Catholics, Liberals and Commies. Take your Mary-Jane elsewhere freaks. We have a Wal*Mart SuperCenter and we don't take kindly to whores, old or otherwise.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/03/1401:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Smelterville, Idaho. A picturesque place to raise a conservative, Christian regular American family. We welcome everyone except: Spooks, Beaners, Dot-Heads, Chinks, Japs, Gooks, Jews, Catholics, Liberals and Commies. Take your Mary-Jane elsewhere freaks. We have a Wal*Mart SuperCenter and we don't take kindly to whores, old or otherwise.
The Silver Valley is having a minor uptick. The White Power types are moving to greener pastures and the area is being gentrified by meth addicts.
I haven't done a search for her and her pimp's arrest yet. Maybe a project for the weekend.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/03/1411:18 PM
Per Wiki, the stats on Smelthercooch Idaho
95.4% White, 0.5% African American, 1.8% Native American, 0.2% Pacific Islander, 0.6% from other races, and 1.6% from two or more races
Nice numbers for whitey.
Not the best place for whoring though, errbody broke.
The median income for a household in the city was $21,908, and the median income for a family was $30,341. Males had a median income of $26,029 versus $16,250 for females. The per capita income for the city was $14,572. About 15.5% of families and 22.4% of the population were below the poverty line, including 29.1% of those under age 18 and 12.5% of those age 65 or over.
But, why did they call her out for hooking? That little tidbit is left out of her post? Plus, the shwoogie driver in Whiteville and the old methed up skank with a suitcase filled with sad bathing suits and stained undergarments may have been a giveaway.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/04/1410:00 AM
Anyone near UC Irvine? The Lioness is holding court. Classifieds Mature Adult Film Star Sat Oct 4 after 4pm near oc airport Oct 4 2014 12:38AM Services > Escorting > California > Orange County > Central > Irvine
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/06/1405:23 PM
This thread's open all night for stories regarding Dana Hayes, the sexagenarian Luvin' Lioness. Twenty plus years of taking loads from "actors" and "hobbyists" must a treasury of tales make.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/08/1409:15 AM
Looks like Dana is holding court close to the San Fernando Sin Factory - I'm sure she's up for a scene or two.
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/14/1407:31 PM
someone give me the gist of whats been happening with her since the whole she was down to her last dollars and some other whore had jewed money from her.also i think she was living in her car or a hotel.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/15/1403:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Do we need to worry about the observer effect? Does our watching the luvinlioness affect her behavior.
She's not as bad as an electron. Since she doesn't seem to listen to anyone, I doubt observing or even commenting has an effect. We can determine her position and her probable trajectory but her speed is still an unknown.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/16/1410:00 AM
Well, we are not sure if she's a wave or a particle, but given her age, I am inclined to believe she is turning to dust and is therefore closer to a particle in essence than a wave.
I can't believe she can't score a scene or two in the granny/mature porn jondra. Has American porn lost its vitality? Is it time for her to hit the Euro Oma circuit and make shorts in Hungary, Italy and Germany? Is that what it's going to take for granny lioness to get a load on her chest and a warm meal in her stomach?
C3X, why not give her a call at 818.806.5593? She might be down for a roll on video that you can push in clips4sale. Throw in your favorite ts. At this stage, the Luvinlioness is probably not too particular as to what tool pokes her innards.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/28/1401:58 PM
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1409:07 AM
I found this online - wonder if any of it's true:
Dana Hayes “The Pleasurist” was born Jody Dmytriw in August 13, 1954. Her father is “Dmytriw” the Baja Hotel and Restaurant owner of the legendary Hotel La Fonda in La Mision, B.C. (a few pornos have been shot there.) Her mother is a singer/dancer and owner of a dance school and still teaching after 55 years in business. Jody had her first stage debut at 2 years old. She studied jazz, tap, ballet, acrobatics and baton every day after school. Received her B.A.T.D. at the age of 15 and began teaching dance. A career that she has enjoyed for 28 wonderful years developed into an award winning dance choreographer with three dance studio’s, “Jody and Company.” She also graduated from a four years commercial art school. Jody is a creative person that spends much of her time drawing at her Mexican hideaway with her duck, geese, and dogs. A country girl at heart, but after growing up in show business, she still loves to perform. A true Leo “The Pleasurist” Loves To Please!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1403:01 PM
There are some inconsistencies there.
1. While there is a Mission, British Columbia, outside of Vancouver, there are no records of anyone with that last name living there. IAFD, for what it's worth, says she was born in Chicago. There are some results if you plus that name into familysearch.org and set some data parameters.
2. There is a La Fonda hotel in Ensenada, Baja California. But "Dmitriw" was the owner's first name, not last.
3. If she began teaching dance at age 15 and did it for 28 years, that takes her to age 43. If she did her first pornos in 2003 (at age 49) that leaves a pretty big gap.
4. What is a "B.A.T.M?" Bachelors in Ass-To-Mouth? maybe she went to the same diploma mill as Fatya Kassin.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1512:28 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
...Jody is a creative person that spends much of her time drawing at her Mexican hideaway with her duck, geese, and dogs....
How often does she get to the Mexican "hideaway"? What happened to the menagerie? I guess Lucky is the favorite or is just "lucky" to be the sole travelling companion.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1506:11 PM
She may need the oversize numbers. If her sight is bad it would explain why she gags every time a mope sprays her face. She can't see the splooge coming.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1506:16 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
...Jody is a creative person that spends much of her time drawing at her Mexican hideaway with her duck, geese, and dogs....
How often does she get to the Mexican "hideaway"? What happened to the menagerie? I guess Lucky is the favorite or is just "lucky" to be the sole travelling companion.
I thought her hideway was that La Fonda place in baja california but the dmytriw guy who ran it or owned it no longer does. she seems to know a bradley dmytriw from that same La Fonda. Perhaps a brother. She might be holed up with him. hope he turns her to civilian status.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/24/1511:14 PM
Looks like the 60 year old lioness is banging away in Reno, where old whores are set to pasture...
Star * RENO * - 55 (Reno Nevada) Blonde, Busty, Famous and Absolutely Fabulous ! ***mature film star 225 films * Available for outcall 24/7 Allow notice for travel etc. Sorry no phone service where I am staying. Will travel to you. Please respond here or email Love to meet You low donation tonight ! Dana...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/01/1503:44 PM
Radar Update / • Location: Reno, Reno Nevada
Available TODAY 24/7 Allow notice for travel etc. Will travel Lake Tahoe and all surrounding areas. .Available Super Weekend ! Please respond 775-2768551 ...Text is not working on my phone. Love to meet You...OLDER BOLDER BETTER ! Dana Hayes The Ultimate Mature Woman...great reviews Poster's age: 55
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/15/1510:51 PM
Neither phone takes msgs. Still in Reno. Won't do bukakkes for many many flowees. Fling with lucky her mutt for sale in the japanese and german markets flatly turned down. Called a sick puppy for thinking out of the box. Job at walgreens or longs still viable.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/02/1509:22 AM
... And the seasons they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We're captive on the carousel of time We can't return we can only look Behind from where we came And go round and round and round In the circle game
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/06/1509:28 PM
The old sow missed her camz appointment! Either she lost her walker and could not get to the cam or Lucky got rambunctious and she had to be a good mistress...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/19/1502:30 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Radar Update / • Location: Reno, Reno Nevada
Available TODAY 24/7 Allow notice for travel etc. Will travel Lake Tahoe and all surrounding areas. .Available Super Weekend ! Please respond 775-2768551 ...Text is not working on my phone. Love to meet You...OLDER BOLDER BETTER ! Dana Hayes The Ultimate Mature Woman...great reviews Poster's age: 55
She's got to be older than 55. I figured late 60s.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/22/1502:05 PM
Sad News - Nevada Suspect, 60, Detained - [Dana Hayes - real name redacted] of Washoe County Nevada (File Photo) Busted in Reno
According to documents obtained on Friday, May 8th, 2015, Nevada officials have jailed [****] of 60 years age.
Official Nevada public records obtained by Busted in Reno from the Washoe County Sheriff's Office indicate that the suspect, [***], was detained on Thursday, May 7th, 2015. [***] has allegedly been charged with one offense. Cross referencing by Busted in Reno has turned up no previous arrests, however.
[****], DOB Aug 13, 1954, was described as a suspect of 60 years age. Few other details of the event have been released at this time.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/22/1507:27 PM
She ate it? If they booked her and released her pending some court appearance she's probably still got it. If they kept her for some time the county animal shelter might have it by now.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/06/1509:43 PM
Possible sighting in Las Vegas. Humaniplex - Mature Adult Film Star Las Vegas july1-3 Jul 1 2015 06:55AM
This Titanic's last known messages on Twitter, after hitting the County Sherriff iceberg:
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jun 29 I do not receive any help so I am in fates hands I cannot do anything to fix this and it is a shame dana
---- Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jun 29 Is there anyone who will help me leave Reno ? I must leave tomorrow Dana Hayes -------- Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jun 28 too hot in reno I must leave 100 is too hot to be outside -----
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jun 28 danahayesxxx@hotmail please serious responses only things could not get worse that is how bad it is... ------------
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jun 28 Is there anyone out there who will be willing to help me fix my life. I just cannot do it and I do not have any ideas or any means left.?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/10/1510:49 AM
She has a hooker ad up today on Humaniplex.
Mature Adult Film Star Los Angeles NOW Jul 10 2015 09:32AM .DANA HAYES porn star.
The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 240 films. Absolutely Fabulous For more info just search my name. Take a walk on the mature wild side.. *** Early am is good and donation is lower.(before 9 am.) ** Night is cool... pre book your time please* ** All day just a pm away!*** DANA HAYES...the one and only. OLDER BOLDER BETTER ! Sorry having a difficult time attaching a photo but search my name online for over a hundred free scenes of Dana Hayes I look like my photos most say I am better in person. Donation is for my time. " Your pleasure is my business "
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/11/1510:16 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
She has a hooker ad up today on Humaniplex.
Mature Adult Film Star Los Angeles NOW Jul 10 2015 09:32AM .DANA HAYES porn star.
The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 240 films. Absolutely Fabulous For more info just search my name. Take a walk on the mature wild side.. *** Early am is good and donation is lower.(before 9 am.) ** Night is cool... pre book your time please* ** All day just a pm away!*** DANA HAYES...the one and only. OLDER BOLDER BETTER ! Sorry having a difficult time attaching a photo but search my name online for over a hundred free scenes of Dana Hayes I look like my photos most say I am better in person. Donation is for my time. " Your pleasure is my business "
My nana would get up at 5am and go to bed when it got dark too.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1501:57 PM
Dana's Death Throes.
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 18h18 hours ago Los Angeles, CA @lonewolf81574 213 858 6321 need help homeless dan a hayes ---- @pornstarsreal Back in LA new number 213 858 6321 need work ! Dana Hayes ---- Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 20h20 hours ago Los Angeles, CA @Big_Al_1970 i am homeless and in la and in n eed of help badly dana ---- Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Aug 12 @powderxxx Powder do you have any connects for badly needed work. Dana Hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/20/1511:45 AM
Dana has to emigrate to Hungary (or Germany), the epicenters of Oma/Granny porn. A new lease on her porn life out there. She could be banging until she hits 90 if her holes hold out.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1503:55 PM
Is she abandoning her dog like it suggests in the photo? Dana, if you're reading this, please PM me so I can get you help getting Lucky fostered or some sort of proper place; otherwise, someone will turn him into a shelter where he'll go on a euthanasia list if he doesn't get adopted in time. That time is usually very short. A lot of animals get killed.
Tweet me if you can't pm me. Twitter.com/giajordan
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1505:06 PM
Quote:
Is she abandoning her dog like it suggests in the photo? Dana, if you're reading this, please PM me so I can get you help getting Lucky fostered or some sort of proper place; otherwise, someone will turn him into a shelter where he'll go on a euthanasia list if he doesn't get adopted in time. That time is usually very short. A lot of animals get killed.
Now that's fucking cool. I won't help you, but the dog...sure.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1505:28 PM
Well, it looks like the emergency has been resolved. She deleted the tweets about the dog situation, stolen tokens and computer, etc. Now we see only, Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 3 hours ago Hello. I am in Glendale today...Love to see you. Call 213 8586321
------ She's faster at re-writing the record than the Kremlin under Stalin ever as.
Hope the dog is OK. He'd have probably stayed near that rock until she came back to him.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1508:18 PM
I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about my trip because it was impromptu, I had to be in Manila Philippines for a program.
The program was successful but my journey has turned sour, I misplaced my wallet and cell phone on my way back to the hotel i lodged after i went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables i had. Now my passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when i make payment.
I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you but i have only few people to run to now. I will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of $1,850 from you, This will enable me sort my hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return home. Let me know if you can be of any assistance, Please let me know soonest. Thanks so much.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1509:27 PM
I looked at the picture and I just saw the faux leather binder to the right that is chock full of stuff. All those worthless papers are what crackheads hold on to. So strange. Its the real life equivalent of George Costanza's wallet.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1510:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about my trip because it was impromptu, I had to be in Manila Philippines for a program.
The program was successful but my journey has turned sour, I misplaced my wallet and cell phone on my way back to the hotel i lodged after i went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables i had. Now my passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when i make payment.
I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you but i have only few people to run to now. I will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of $1,850 from you, This will enable me sort my hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return home. Let me know if you can be of any assistance, Please let me know soonest. Thanks so much.
That spoof e-nail has been around the internet a hundred times by now.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/21/1511:06 PM
So has Dana's plea for help. I do like the suicide angle, that is a new twist. I think. Animal abandonment seems to be effective new material as it got our own jaded Gia Jordan worried.
Apparently "desperation" must work, as she has been using that gimmick for as long as Bluecipher has been posting about her over the years. I had never heard of her before this thread as ancient, overweight miscegenists don't rank highly in my search for porn.
I wonder if she ever sells past the close on this approach, or just "desperate" enough for the white knights to swoop in and give her money. I wonder if she ever takes umbrage that a "classy gentleman" would be gauche enough to request sex after financially fortifying the Luvinlioness, because after all the "donation" was for her time only.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/22/1512:03 PM
Originally Posted By: christianxxx
I looked at the picture and I just saw the faux leather binder to the right that is chock full of stuff. All those worthless papers are what crackheads hold on to. So strange. Its the real life equivalent of George Costanza's wallet.
Please explain this in further detail. Redeem yourself by providing a new tidbit of insight into the crackhead psyche. Your observations on the nuances of shattered humanity are quite poignant. So tell us more about the paperwork crackheads always possess. I've seen a few batshit insane people around here who drive around in cars filled to the brim with old newspapers. Is it something like this?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/22/1509:41 PM
I like the "boobs or the bird dies" one better. Can't seem to find an animated gif or high quality vid at the moment though.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/23/1505:57 AM
I do too, Steez, but I wanted to run with something that's been around since Dayna's started turning tricks. Couldn't find anything that old so I had to settle for '73.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/23/1509:40 AM
The Lioness is 61 I think. She started porn in 2004 or so. God knows who she was sucking off for roses before the beginning of this century. Let's hope Lucky is rolling in Alpo at the moment. That poor dog has probably seen more john ass than a hooker's bed. It has probably scarred him.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/25/1509:35 PM
Some White Knight has lost his mount... From Humaniplex -
driver. female Sep 25 2015 01:28PM Hello i am luvinlioness. Alias. Dana Hayes And i am available to frive you to your destination. Please call 213 8586321 Specials for longer periods of tine. i am headed to Orange County today and will be in Santa Aba first. Please consider calling me as i would appreciate it.esrly yo lste no problem.All areas. Thank you Dana
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/05/1501:31 PM
Now some other ex-porn chick is doing the same "help me" plea on Humaniplex. Kat Lowden? Never heard of her but she has a freeones page with some net shit.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/15/1508:08 PM
Herstory repeats. This from 9/2011. Probably happening again. Lifted from adt
"ried my best i have asked for help today i will be on the street with my dog and no warm cklothes for the night time and my legs are not able to let me walk or stand anymore too much pain. i hve been starving all threw the holifays no body ever books me anymore and i do not know why any of you even signed up for this newsletter maybe just to read my requests for help an laugh..i do not desrve this I am scared to death so have a good laugh ..nobody helps so i will be on the street siting with my dog freeezing at night and starving and this site will be gone as i cannor pay for it aanymore not that i got any work from it ...no body books me so good bye my dog needs food he is so sad .. i cannot feed him i think you all are not nice...i am sure i brought you pleasuer why did you sign up anyway.i want to die i cannot do this i will most likely be put in jail and they will probably take my dog from me and i cannot be without him we are all we have , i cannot go on without him i have had no life no social life nobody to even have a meal with in 20 years just my dog. i have been so alone for so long no holiday no christmas no thanksgiving no parties no dates nothing struggling al alone for so long now ...no help i cannot do this it is too hard for me what can i do now just another day in paradise for all of you .Dana Hayes and Lucky needed your help ! i do not deserve this i always did my best...... tried reaklly hard to avoid this day but knew it would happen as i have too much against me everybody needs help sometime i had two people rip me off this year and i could not recover i am scared too cold at night to be out there . we will freeze we are starving now. goodbye Dana Hayes & Lucky"
I know everyone is cynical about this & rightly do but is there no way to help her? I'm way too far away or I'd try. Isn't this what Shelly Lubben is supposed to be around for?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/28/1508:38 AM
The LuvinLioness is back on her feet (sort of) and no longer homeless, it seems. She must have come across VFW Post 69 and made a bundle. Lucky is rolling in Alpo. She does look a bit worse for wear, though.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/28/1504:11 PM
I remember the last scene she did about a year and a half ago, definitely looked around 60, noticeably heavier so she keep her mid section covered. Still looking pretty fuckable, EXCEPT for these strange, purple sores/discolorations on her tits. I still would like to know from a medical standpoint what the fuck those were.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/29/1508:26 AM
Ain't never seen liver spots that were big and purple! The scene in question is from her last film Horny Grannies Love To Fuck 4. See for yourself and and be mystified!
Now this was over year ago, so either they've gone away or have gotten worse.....
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/29/1509:55 AM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Ohh this poor hooker. If you step away and come back to it you'll realize that this thread has reached epic proportions. I love it.
I've been trying to curate this and the "dead inside/dead eyes" thread as my xpt legacy, conserved in some server farm years after The LuvinLioness retires her thongs.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/29/1512:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Ohh this poor hooker. If you step away and come back to it you'll realize that this thread has reached epic proportions. I love it.
I've been trying to curate this and the "dead inside/dead eyes" thread as my xpt legacy, conserver in some server farm years after The LuvinLioness retires her thongs.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/11/1505:26 PM
I am surprised she hasn't gone the legal brothel route being in Nevada and all. That would get her exposure to regular customers and eliminate the law enforcement issues.
There has to be a truck driver low on the fundage traveling through the tiny counties of NV who needs to get his end wet hitting a brothel. Dana could be the generic brand to the regular and premium brands. The discount whore for when you are running short this month.
Maybe she doesn't think of herself being a whore but an adult film star who provides classy companionship with classy gentlemen.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/1502:31 PM
Same here. Hence my fan boy following of her mishaps and calamities. I take no pleasure in them but find it hard to resist finding out what she's up to.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/1507:45 PM
Eventually she ends up back in the Los Angeles area. I've had 5 years to muster up the courage to pay 200 rose to take the old girl for a test run.
If it wasn't for all those alleged homeless stints. Bums are swimming in STDs!
She could take a lesson from former co-star Jillian Foxxx. Always keeps her personal blog updated, stellar reviews, almost the same age. A gentleman knows when he pulls up to her place in Orange County he's gonna get a clean, memorable experience!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/1511:23 AM
I wonder if she bangs bums for spare change and cigarettes. I guess anything is possible under those circumstances.
She did have a web site at some point but granny was too busy to mind it and develop it. Her webmasters kept ripping her off or bailing out and she let it lapse.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/15/1510:06 AM
I always feel bad for the dogs and cats who belong to idiots who can't get their shit together. It's like they spend every day of their lives cashing the checks their stupid owners wrote.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/19/1510:03 AM
I think she still holds the dream/delusion that a classy gentleman with tons of money and panache will sweep her off her feet and settle down with her in a mansion overlooking LA. For all she knows it's the next john who will rise to the occasion and offer her a real date.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/20/1507:16 PM
If I had enough money that it wouldn't be a burden I'd let her live in my garage just to see what kind of crazy shit she be trying/demanding. There is a cable reality show there.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/21/1511:19 AM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
If I had enough money that it wouldn't be a burden I'd let her live in my garage just to see what kind of crazy shit she be trying/demanding. There is a cable reality show there.
at some point a blade or sharp object would be plunged into your flesh
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/23/1509:40 AM
She got arrested in Reno back in May so I doubt she'll return there. I imagine the local judge would throw her in the slammer for a good while if they catch her again, but she'll probably go back to her Las Vegas hang outs. That is, if a kind john helps her out of the present conundrum.
Her Humaniplex spiel is a downer -
Mature Adult Film Star. need help Dec 21 2015 03:28PM New number 213 8586321 Need Help Please...Need Help Please The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 240 films. Absolutely Fabulous For more info just search my name.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/23/1512:53 PM
As of this past July, I saw on another escort review site a gentleman had this experience with her:
Dana Hayes
I heard from Dana today. She is back in town, broke, and crashing on a friend's couch. I went over there for a BJ, sat in the dude's living room chair and she made love to my cock with her lips and tongue for a full 30 minutes before I chugged in her mouth, which she let drool onto her massive fun bags. It was outstanding and just what I needed.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/23/1503:14 PM
Looks like she's operating out of an old car now, with Lucky in the back seat. These are from her twitter. Hope she doesn't get towed. That would be the end of it all.
Lucky's in the back seat and can't believe this shit.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/24/1512:51 AM
haha holy shit. welp, she's not gonna get my roses anymore, that's for sure.
fuck that old hag though, every single time it appears there's some sucker willing to offer help but she never seems to reply to them in a timely manner. there is etiquette to social media!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/24/1511:56 AM
That old whore could could get a room at the Super 8 for $50. Run an ad on Backpage with $50 specials. Mother fuckers will come out of the woodwork to get their dicks sucked. I think the "I'm broke and living in a tent" act is a sham. Some whores think that desperation angle is a turn on.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/24/1503:29 PM
"My dog and i are hungry and looks we will be starving threw the holidays and cramped in car .
So this whore has kept herself and her dog alive for this long, has a car which presumably is registered and (might be) insured, and enough free time to find a place to post on a twitter account asking for someone to come invade her vagina, yet she's dehydrated and can't find a glass of water to drink?
Hey Dana, we know you read this thread. Get a fucking job, you stupid old skank. Bag groceries, wash dishes, clean hotel rooms--they often hire retards to do these tasks. Or maybe pull a Isabella Soprano and pick crops with the pochos.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1505:40 AM
I just jerked it to a few of her 2008 scenes. My god she was in her prime then.
Who woulda thunk a lucky few of us back then living in california would have the opportunity, just a short few years later, to fuck our dream milf just by picking up the phone!
Then the bumishness came along and fucked it all up!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1507:11 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/1508:12 AM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
I just jerked it to a few of her 2008 scenes. My god she was in her prime then.
Who woulda thunk a lucky few of us back then living in california would have the opportunity, just a short few years later, to fuck our dream milf just by picking up the phone!
Then the bumishness came along and fucked it all up!
I am sure that if she cleans up and gets new lingerie she will be good to go.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/30/1510:28 AM
apparently a dvd called Big Tittied Lesbian Milfs (Juicy Niche - Jay Domino Productions) just was released, containing an old scene of dana's. she better get residuals!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/04/1601:38 PM
life is so unfair.
Jillian Foxxx lives in a baller ass condo in orange county, physically stays in amazing shape for a whore in her 50's. every month gets 5 star reviews on ter, 300 bucks a pop. really pro looking pictures on on her site updated regularly. a fella can call her with total confidence knowing he's gonna fuck a pro.
no reason dana ( who WAS hotter ) couldn't have had the same thing
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/05/1610:28 AM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
life is so unfair.
Jillian Foxxx lives in a baller ass condo in orange county, physically stays in amazing shape for a whore in her 50's. every month gets 5 star reviews on ter, 300 bucks a pop. really pro looking pictures on on her site updated regularly. a fella can call her with total confidence knowing he's gonna fuck a pro.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/06/1607:48 AM
Erica Lauren, Joanna Storm and Persia Monir are far more attractive late 50s / early 60s GILFs (although I have no knowledge if any of them are service providers).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/22/1607:22 PM
She's rustling up johns on Twitter, or at least trying to: Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jan 20 Hello i am in San Dimas tonight..come kerp me company Dana Hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/23/1604:19 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She's rustling up johns on Twitter, or at least trying to: Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Jan 20 Hello i am in San Dimas tonight..come kerp me company Dana Hayes
HMMM she's been pictured in that room before, wearing a veteran's cap.
must be the old fool she's blowing for a roof over he head.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/26/1603:32 PM
Dana is on an all out FaceBook rant right now, complete with mentions of (not so) Lucky and numerous mis spellings. Apparently she is living in her car in a park outside of LA.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1608:34 AM
I guess you have to be in her friends list to see the tirade. All I see is some pictures, Facebook game links and an old tirade from 2014 -
Dana Hayes March 4, 2014 · Hello this is Dana Hayes and I am shocked about what I have read here on my page that is not true. I still do not understand how to do most things on facebook so I get frustrated trying to learn since I have only myself as a guide. That is why I do not participate and I feel bad about my lack of communication here. I just went to my page and saw wrong school wrong everything and I want to let my friends know that it is not lies that I enter. I am a honest person and I would like to delete most of everything I read but have no idea who is posting this info or how to change it. Please do not believe what you read here because you see a picture of me beside it. Maybe they have info about another Dana Hayes confused with me. I keep my life before I started in adult films a secret except I was a dance teacher for 28 years. Ido not want my real name exposed and yet someone is doing this. I was not born in BC and I know there is no city called Mision BC. So from now on anything I post will let you know that the real Dana Hayes has posted it by telling you so somehow. I will follow this post later with some true info.I am working on a computer with many keys that do not work so it takes a lot of patience to do this. Sincerely Dana Hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1603:31 PM
So homeless us not doing badly. ? Wow i have nothing no food nothing and this jerk says i was never doing badly. Well i am also sick. Andi have to sleep sitting up in a crowded borrowed 1990 toyota .if that is not doing badly wow what is? Ps i have almost no gas not that i have anyplace to go. Comments like that have made people not want to help me. Be kind to one another ..i am so close to ending my life but i first must find a home for my dog. This is no way to live.bad enough i have been all alone since 1996 abd homeless for alot if that time living in hotels day to day but now i cannot handle having no hope no way to get work And no way to gix this why go on suffering every day . putting up with mean comments and knowing it will never get better.i am 61 and nobody hires a woman my age especially with no address and soon no phone. I can swear on my dogs life i would never lie about this. I do not lue about anything. God i have not even had one christmas one birthdsy one thanksgiving one boyfriend since 1996. That means not one present nothing that alone has been hard to handle but i struggled to Stsy alive...i have no reason or no more strength to wabt to live. I think people who say things that are so wrong and hurt me so deeply should be homeless. You have made my life so hopeless and now i pray to die...wow i dare you to come meet me and see for yourself then go online and apologise.then maybe someone will offer me a job and i could maybe have hope. That would be the right thing to do but they wont. I am always sitting in thus toyota no gas nit hard to find.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1604:55 PM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
sigh. i partly blame Lucky.
That's my though also. Lucky is the one fucking it all up. Can you even get a hotel room if you tell them that you have a dog with you. And also, how has Luck survived all this shit?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1607:30 PM
This is from earlier yesterday.
Still in great need of help. Still no place to go . Cannot fix this with nothing. Want to find a way to end this homelessness ....cannot pan handle. Cannot steal. Cannot eat cannot sleep with no place. So alone....how do i fix this?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1607:44 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1608:20 PM
Kengren04, how about signing up for a 50 rose reacharound and a 60 rose bj? That'll get her the alpo she needs as well as a few gallons of gas. Hope she does not off herself before finding Lucky a home.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1609:10 PM
Well gas in California has gotten very cheap recently. I saw Jillian Foxxx last year and it was a great time, 300 bones is pretty steep but she was a pro in every sense of the word, her house is nice, clean and safe. But she was always 2nd place in terms of dream milf.
Dana was my late teenage fantasy, a fantasy that will never be. Her looks have gone south, she must smell like hell, lucky has probably given her fleas. You reap what you sow Dana, you were a backsliding swindler (allegedly) for years, now you get NO roses! All for Jillian!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/28/1611:56 AM
That would be a big worry. Extending a helping hand to the Luvinlioness and returning home to find camera, watches, laptops, tablets, rings, etc, all gone.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/28/1605:40 PM
In November 2015 this brave man allegedly let her into her place:
Dana and I sat down on my bed and got comfortable. She told me to take my clothes off and to lay back on some pillows and hang my legs over the bed. She mentioned she likes to start on her knees. I enjoyed the direction from her as it was my first time with Dana and also my first outcall. She took off her jacket and underneath popped out her beautiful natural tits. She was wearing a black lingerie top and black lacey underwear. She started slowly caressing my cock with her outer lips and teasing my balls. She really knows what she is doing. I asked if I can DATY and she said yes. She told me how she liked it and she really responded. I eventually put a cover on and started with mish. Lots of DFK and passionate moaning. She has an AWESOME pussy, nice and tight. We eventually switched to doggy and I couldn't hold it back. Amazing ass. Smooth skin and soft in the right places. I will definitely be seeing her again.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/28/1606:34 PM
Dana 41 minutes ago:
Anyone in huntington beach who will give me a sandwhich. I am really sick and hungry in car hoing to be so cold tonighy i am so sick abd deydrsted need wster badly Dana Hayes
13 minutes ago:
Please need food wster in old full toyota do cold need somrone pls have anything to est or just water i sm very sick in huntongton beach .ditting behind wheel freezing sll nite but dehdrsted my legs sre in grest psin need wster it helodd Please helo me someone please. Help help help
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/29/1610:58 AM
If I had a day to kill and felt very evil I'd call just to fuck with her. Huntington Beach is 15 minutes away from me. It's weird because it is a very well-to-do city. Full of bleach blonde trophy wifes, 2009 Dana would have blended right in.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/29/1612:25 PM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
If I had a day to kill and felt very evil I'd call just to fuck with her. Huntington Beach is 15 minutes away from me. It's weird because it is a very well-to-do city. Full of bleach blonde trophy wifes, 2009 Dana would have blended right in.
It sounds like she is parked in some kind of Metro Park or something. She might blend in there.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/29/1606:41 PM
Why not give her a high quality shit sandwich? Something like, "You have been a great whore and MILF that inspired mopes around the world. But now you are an old hag giving handy-j's for cans of Alpo. However, you still have Lucky, which is a good thing."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/30/1606:26 PM
As much as I love anal, gaping, proplapses, etc. I just can't get into Roxy Raye. When it's that easy for you to turn out your innards, it makes even my stomach queasy.
I want there to be a Netflix documentary, they could probably go ahead and film it with the anal stars of the early 2000's. The physical effects of taking 3 miles worth of dicks up your ass and how it effects their every day life. Doctor visits, depends, unable to control farts, etc.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/02/1605:27 PM
I guess she keeps it until she has a place and then returns it for 6 rounds of head and russian spread over a quarter. Her twitter thread is active. The angels are coming out of the woodwork.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/02/1605:40 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
I guess she keeps it until she has a place and then returns it for 6 rounds of head and russian spread over a quarter. Her twitter thread is active. The angels are coming out of the woodwork.
You are'nt kidding about her Twitter being busy.
@Stockings_Nylon hello this is Dana Hayes The one and only...xxx
The one and only.....get the fuck out of here......Maybe the one and homely is more like it.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/02/1607:00 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
I know a whore that can't even tie her own shoes every easily.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/03/1601:13 AM
I'm sure if we could all compare notes we'd come up with a whole list of common traits for pornstars/whores/escorts/strippers/etc. Another one I can think of is driving away from the gas station with the pump handle still in the gas tank. I've known a couple of strippers who have done this.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/03/1611:13 AM
She did a u turn on a busy Vegas street and got t boned. Or someone else did a u turn and hit her. I'm pretty sure that it was in the morning or early afternoon.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/03/1602:05 PM
Funny stripper story...
I had a friend who bartended at a strip joint and thus dated a lot of the strippers. So one night his girl asked to borrow the car so she could drive home. What he didn't know is she had downed some valium (he knew about the couple shots as he had served them to her). So of course she wrecks the car on the way home. The funny part was she fell asleep and hit a trailer that was attached to a truck. So Bryan gets to the scene and there's his car sitting on top of this guys truck.
A couple days later she dumps him because "if we stay together you'll just hold this over my head".
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/03/1602:15 PM
The fucked up thing is that there is nothing in that story that is unbelievable. It fits the MO of strippers and PWs too a tee. I had a pw throwing dog shit at me at 11 am out in the street because I was going to lunch with a friend of mine. She was literally standing in the street yelling.....Go with your Jew.....Go with your fucking Jew.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/03/1611:22 PM
Dana Hayes had some traffic accident that trashed her car and landed her in the hospital and then in court.the beginning of the end, I guess. Cars and porn stars don't mix well.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/04/1611:58 AM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Dana Hayes had some traffic accident that trashed her car and landed her in the hospital and then in court.
supposedly
It's part of her mythos. They countersued or something and got her porn work shown to the jury.
From and old Darrah's post.
Saturday, December 06, 2008
time to move on
Well, the jury gave me nothing so i am up to ears in debt and bad credit and i am never going to be able to overcome the situation being hit by a car has left me in.
How i who was just getting into her car can be left with not only pain which never goes away , but also i am going to be responsible for my medical bills and i am not being repaid for all i lost. Meaning i cannot buy another car or i cannot move as i am turned the car accident. I am totally screwed. The guy who hit me and almost killed me did not even go to the six day trial and i do not think he even got a ticket. They played a movie of mine in court and just tore away at me. So i am in big trouble.
It appears that i am a wealthy lady if you google me but i do not make any money from all you see there. I do not have a pay site where i could profit from my work. Everytime i saved enough to get one something happens like the car accident and i get stuck.
It took a few years from my job which i am already too old to continue doing. I do not get work anymore and now i am penniless and lost.
I guess I could pay the LA court system a few bucks to look up the case, but no. It seems this weird circle of boom/bust has been going on since 2007 or 2008. No wonder she looks rode hard and put away wet.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/04/1605:21 PM
Bluecipher, you are selfish. The money you spent of getting a copy of that lawsuit to scratch some curious itch or amuse yourself could have been spent on store brand dog food for Lucky or some fortified wine for Dana. Don't you have any sense of shame? Where is your humanity man!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/04/1607:31 PM
It was around $5 and I only got this section. I think you can order the entire proceedings for around $55. The case BC360039 revolves around her car crash and then suing a bunch of people. I think some of them sued back and she lost and received no redress.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/05/1610:11 AM
I don't know how that dog has made it this far. But if you set up the fund it would have to be in Pet Smart gift certificates otherwise old Dana would abuse it lol
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/05/1603:35 PM
Just mail it to the license plate number on her "borrowed" car. I was being sarcastic about gift certificates. I wouldn't send that whore the swill from my beer.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/05/1604:20 PM
I honestly don't see how she can't sucker people into doing scenes with her. Doesn't even have to be with a big company. Any asswipe with a camera and 200 bucks can call himself a porn director, and she was a big name at one point!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/05/1605:31 PM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
I honestly don't see how she can't sucker people into doing scenes with her. Doesn't even have to be with a big company. Any asswipe with a camera and 200 bucks can call himself a porn director, and she was a big name at one point!
She's been living out of a car minus a few overnights with degenerate clients. Her hatchet wound is most likely rancid.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/07/1602:58 AM
Dude, you are right on....I've been through Flint twice,,,,just to the airport...but it is not a place that I would go to have a meal.....kind of like Newark NJ.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/09/1609:18 PM
The luvinlioness has moved her luckymobile to huntington beach. Some old republicans must be popping off on her granny tits. No Word on new porn gigs. I wonder if she feels the bern between her thighs.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/12/1604:47 PM
I wish I was.
If I was some old coot over the the age of 50 I'd happily plow Dana bareback daily with no near of death's sweet embrace after contacting several diseases.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/12/1609:12 PM
Military guys who try to relive their glory days of whoring around go to the Philippines or Thailand. Who the fuck wants to bang some old white whore when you can get two 20 year old asian girls for the price of a large pizza in the states.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/12/1611:10 PM
I wouldn't fuck her if I was sober but back when I was tweaking I would have treated her quite poorly for an hour and then told her not to take it personally it was just a sex and drug thing. Amazing how many sluts/whores accepted that as a valid excuse for my unacceptable behaviors towards them.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/13/1608:31 AM
The local john population is coming through! The Lioness has once again removed her desperate twitters and pictures of hostage #1, Lucky, and is now looking for a Valentine's Day Date - all eligible gentlemen are invited to submit tenders.Spring is here early for The Ultimate Mature Woman, aka Unique Mature Blonde.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/13/1607:44 PM
So from that new picture, she got in contact with someone who has some photography experience and somehow made her way to Corona, which is an hour away from Huntington Beach, what happened to dying of starvation???? That fibber.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/14/1610:06 AM
^^ Could well be. Get her some racy thongs, a decent teddie/neglige, some leather thigh-highs or chaps, and start shooting Biker Grannies: Anal Edition (co-starring Persia Monir, Syren de Mer, Vanessa Videl, etc). Gia can shoot the stills.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/15/1602:25 PM
It's that fear of heat that concerns me. On second thought she might be referring too the heat that could come down on her over that solicitation case that she bounced on in Reno.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/15/1603:56 PM
She's bounced to San Gabriel:
Mature Adult Film Star Corona Feb 15 2016 12:07PM Services > Escorting > California > Los Angeles > San Gabriel Valley > East (of 605)
I hope her Valentines date gives her AC and a box of chocolates.
She changed her number after being taken down in Reno. I guess the cops were going to be calling her on it to set up dates. The Lioness needs to get her john strategy down.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/19/1602:35 PM
Lost In Chino Hills.
The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 245 films Would love some company.
I look like my photos most say I am better in person.entertaining and never boring. Luvinlioness
Out of gas chinno hills park eucalpcus ? will someone help me? Been in car all nite I cannot move so i eillbehere till? I do not get help do i am not expecting any..i give up i am hete till i die
Hah! I know Chino Hills very well. A very hilly, wealthy area. What the hell was she doing up there?
A lot of million dollar homes in that area, surely some rich dentist or doctor must check out HX
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/20/1605:45 PM
Might be. The Lioness was run out of Reno.
Nevada suspect, 60, detained
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Official Nevada public records obtained by Busted in Reno from the Washoe County Sheriff's Office indicate that the suspect, ******, was detained on Thursday, May 7th, 2015. ****** has allegedly been charged with one offense. Cross referencing by Busted in Reno has turned up no previous arrests, however.
******, DOB Aug 13, 1954, was described as a suspect of 60 years age. Few other details of the event have been released at this time.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1602:47 PM
She screwed up the picture. She looks like a black ant.
She can't compete with youngsters like Katie St Ives, but I wonder what her competition in the 45-60 years of age category looks like. I'll have to do some research.
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1603:13 PM
She needs to take some whoring money and get a barber license. She can get a job traveling to retirement centers/communities and cutting old guy hair then offering handies and BJs to her prime market group. She'll build up a client list fast as long as she doesn't start trying to cheat her "customers".
Fun trivia: In most states it requires more hours of training to become a licensed barber than to become certified as a police officer.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1603:15 PM
Isn't her pussy past its service life by now?
I am sure when she was a young hippie in the 1960s, there is no way she could have ever imagined her golden years not being spent enjoying the inheritance of a rich, dead husband, but instead begging to suck off guys in their car, in the park or in a by-the-hour, ratty, no-tell motel to make enough scratch to struggle through another day.
Bluecipher: be a white knight and a mensch, send her a jug of fortified wine and a carton of Marlboro Reds for palliative care. Make the old broad comfortable.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1604:11 PM
I am a mere scribe in this docudrama, though I do to some of her work. If I lived near the epicenter of her activities I'd take her some food, water, doggie snacks. I'd probably get in trouble for stalking, so I merely observe. The woman needs to set up a PO Box so the army of fans can reach her.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1604:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
She needs to take some whoring money and get a barber license. She can get a job traveling to retirement centers/communities and cutting old guy hair then offering handies and BJs to her prime market group. She'll build up a client list fast as long as she doesn't start trying to cheat her "customers".
Fun trivia: In most states it requires more hours of training to become a licensed barber than to become certified as a police officer.
"Granny Tugjobs. No need to get off your wheelchair! She comes to you and you come to her! Trim and Shave Extra." The ads practically write themselves.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1604:51 PM
This would require actual effort to get a marketable skill. The Luvinlioness needs her court to allow her to live the lifestyle that is rightfully hers -- and to help her stay out of court -- not be doing shopgirl work.
I wonder which has a stiffer penalty: unlicensed barbering (for compensation) or prostitution?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/21/1606:37 PM
Sounds true. The Luvinlioness only dirties her hands with male ejaculate, never with dirty laundry, diner dishes or the mop at a local Burger King. I'm sure a White Knight or two has tried to convince her of the need to join the hoi polloi, but the Luvinlioness is steadfast in her ways and in the love of the fast lane (and the 150 roses per adventure).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/22/1607:12 PM
Mature Adult Film Star imporant Feb 22 2016 05:32PM
Please all i have is this phone to pm etc and it is out of memiry too sliw or it cuts iff ir my spellinh goes crazy. Please i can talk on phone. This once please xall i cannot go out there in heat with no sir agsin because if this ohone. Please xall i cannot respond like this. It is brojen ??? Thank you Dana person.entertaining and never boring. Luvinlioness
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/22/1609:25 PM
Why do I feel that if one engaged the Luvinlioness' services on a lark, that it wouldn't be a one-shot, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am situation. She would have your phone number (probably) and would repeatably spam you with voice calls and texts for additional encounters (and additional cash and favors).
I wonder how many classy gentlemen had to change their phone numbers to keep the Luvinlioness from invading their life like some persistent gopher.
I'll bet the more seasoned hobbyists know to use a burner whore-phone to avoid complications, but I am sure a few first-timers and civilians have flubbed and gave her their everyday number and Dana has locked on to it like a pit-bull and pestered and/or threatened them relentlessly.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/23/1612:01 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Why do I feel that if one engaged the Luvinlioness' services on a lark, that it wouldn't be a one-shot, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am situation. She would have your phone number (probably) and would repeatably spam you with voice calls and texts for additional encounters (and additional cash and favors).
No way! I bet she completely respects the client/escort code.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/23/1608:48 AM
Kingfish, you sell the Luvinlioness short! She is a consummate professional in the acts of mercenary love. Those BJs, Russians and the occasional anal are the stuff of Legend and Lore. She is the dowager lioness. Hope she gets a few handjobs to pay for today's gas, purina chow, coffee and cigarettes. I hope she borrows a better car. That non-air-conditioned 1990 Toyota is going to be hell come summer.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/24/1603:14 PM
Recovered on Twitter, looking for classy gentlemen with whom to interact... Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 22h22 hours ago Hello guys...i am in LA contact meat danahayesxxx@hotmail.com for bookings
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/24/1605:03 PM
I haven't figured out if she has the many lives of a cat, the luck of the Irish, the resiliency of a cockroach or is simply engaging in FLOP #1. I would put my money on the last one.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/24/1611:31 PM
If she is still in the Inland Empire you can rent a pretty cheap hotel room out there.
If the Luvinlioness puts some lead in your pencil, I would say go for it and travel out to see her. Please give us a first hand report if you take the plunge.
I guessing she reeks of booze, nicotine and unwashed dog that she tries to mask with mini-mart perfume.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/25/1609:30 AM
We definitely need fresh eyewitness reports.
Currently she's trying to get a gig with @bravomodels via Twitter. Hope she prevails over the tattooed lot.
Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx @bravomodels Hello i am Dana Hayes mature model Danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
--- But it sounds like a home boy* does their tweets: WE LOOKING FOR NEW FEMALE TALENTS for BIKES AND BABES TV SEXY CLIPS * turns out they might be Czechs. --- This is the type of enterprise with which a classy Luvinlioness needs to do business.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/28/1611:57 AM
Too dark to see if the wipe job was effective. I'm sure she cleans up for her classy gentleman friends. I have a feeling granny doesn't do anal anymore. Too much work. Or if she does, it must take a pretty bunch of roses.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/01/1608:43 AM
The constant dancing with homelessness, bouncing from hotel to hotel, etc, must have taken a toll on her. She'd look better if she'd had a condo as a home base and entertained her classy gentlemen there and in better surroundings.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/01/1612:07 PM
I wonder after servicing a classy gentleman, does she break down and cry and let out her woes to tug on the john's heart strings to squeeze out additional cash or favors.
She is a essentially a lot lizard and should move to a county in Nevada where prostitution is legal, but in her mind, she is a XXX star and hooking is part-time gig until she gets back into the movies.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/01/1601:31 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
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She is a essentially a lot lizard and should move to a county in Nevada where prostitution is legal, but in her mind, she is a XXX star and hooking is part-time gig until she gets back into the movies.
She should probably stay out of Nevada, I'm pretty sure that there is a warrant out on her out of Reno.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/01/1604:05 PM
She got taken down in Reno and had to high tail it out of there. She'd probably be there now if it weren't for her hijinx. Apparently, whores are not welcome everywhere in Nevada. As a hooker/lot lizard, she does have the comedic hook with Lucky the Hapless Dog. Some guys might donate roses just to see that Lucky gets a square set of meals that week.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/02/1608:56 AM
A little lipstick and a smile and she might be a severe headmistress at an all-girl school.
She's pulling all the stops at Humaniplex -posting all pictures and calling on all the classy gents to join her (one at a time, of course) Mature Adult Film Star San Bernadino. March 2nd Mar 2 2016 06:24AM The Ultimate Mature Woman stars in 245 films San Bernadino. March 2 only Call please 2138586321 New Photos ( two weeks old ) most say I am better in person This unique blonde bombshell is absolutely fabulous. Luvinlioness is too good to miss... *excellent travel,* dinner,*casino,* party or *business function companion. * *Comfortable from jeans to evening attire Ms.Hayes is entertaining and never boring. *Why go alone?*
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/02/1603:49 PM
Kengren04, I think I know who you can call for a business function that demands the presence of a mature, yet vivacious and classy companion. Bring a bag of "Blue Buffalo" gourmet food to break the ice with Lucky.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/07/1608:05 PM
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/09/1611:52 AM
Stranded in Apple Valley !
In applevalley. No room colld out In car no heater Anyone have a place i can sleep? I only have thin blsnket Would appreciate it Car is too small and fullcall if someone is able to let me not be frozen
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1603:03 AM
Apple Valley is a shitty, middle of no where desert town probably almost an hour and a half drive away from the Huntington Beach area where this all started. How/why the hell is she driving such long distances in what I assume is a shitty car
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1608:30 AM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
Apple Valley is a shitty, middle of no where desert town probably almost an hour and a half drive away from the Huntington Beach area where this all started. How/why the hell is she driving such long distances in what I assume is a shitty car
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1609:42 AM
I can't believe she'd travel that far for one rose donation. There must be a population of classy gentlemen in the environs of Apple Valley, all waiting to get the Luvinlioness treatment. she really should stick to LA, SFV and Las Vegas. If her luck continues this way, her next date will be in Death Valley or in the Salton Sea.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1603:34 PM
Since, the Luvinlioness travels to the seedier sections of SoCal on a regular basis, she should hook up with a meth dealer and retail it to classy gentlemen who also are methamphetamine enthusiasts. Sounds like a synergistic situation to me. They might actually seek out Dana and she wouldn't need to be begging on Twitter as much and could throw in the fun times for free if you bought enough.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1604:51 PM
The problem with that is, she can't even be a successful whore....getting busted in Reno.....she surely wouldn't be able to detect the undercover DEA Agent from a regular client.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1609:08 PM
How do you think these young whores stay thin eating "craft service" on the porn sets.
Thanks Bluecipher, I was eating food when that picture was inflicted on me. That photo is 8 years old, I don't think she has gotten thinner. I can't imagine the funk coming off of that caboose. I think that is an ass only a Negro could love.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/10/1610:13 PM
Kingfish, I am sure that if the Luvinlioness had a porn shoot tomorrow that featured anal or a dp, she'd find a shaving kit, anal bleach, and enough fleet enemas to keep it tidy and avoid mud on the helmet syndrome. In her current condition, however, there is no guarantee you would not find bits of toilet papr and whatnot if you spread those cheeks. She must keep her contact with the classy gents circumscribed to head, tit jobs and the furtive missionary roll in the hay. Wonder if johns let her shower...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/11/1612:17 PM
Is the luvlioness a natural bleach blonde? I see darker roots in pictures from freeones. I wonder how much cabbage she spends keeping that hair blonde.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/11/1607:23 PM
[quote=Willie D]Is the luvlioness a natural bleach blonde? I see darker roots in pictures from freeones. I wonder how much cabbage she spends keeping that hair blonde.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/13/1609:18 AM
That would make an excellent Luvinlioness porno vehicle - the superannuated slut stewardess who keeps porking the travelers. The pilot and copilot try to set her straight, as do two of the nubile stewardesses serving first class, but she keeps at it, until a ground crew gangbang sets her straight.
------------------------- "Dana Hayes will be in vegas soon. Will post date asap" -------------------------------- Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 20h20 hours ago Its a beautiful day in Apple Valley Anyone here? Danahayesxxx@hotmail.com --------------------------------
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/14/1609:17 AM
She will probably block everyone who criticizes her. The Luvinlioness absolutely hates criticism, even when it is brought forth in a constructive manner. I wish she would come on over and engage this forum. Mature Porn Star, Mature Escort, Scheming Lot Lizard, or Lucky's unlucky momma?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/14/1611:40 PM
Isn't the Luvinlioness taking a chance crossing over in Nevada where she has officially ran afoul of the authorities in the past? Wouldn't she be a two-time loser if busted and might reach the second round of punishment, which probably includes actual incarceration beyond a bail hold.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/15/1607:56 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Isn't the Luvinlioness taking a chance crossing over in Nevada where she has officially ran afoul of the authorities in the past? Wouldn't she be a two-time loser if busted and might reach the second round of punishment, which probably includes actual incarceration beyond a bail hold.
I was thinking the same thing unless she took care of the fines in Reno. Which I highly doubt.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/15/1609:43 AM
The Luvinlioness definitely went down in Reno last May. If she goes down in another county (Clark) they may want to keep her for longer. Poor Lucky will end up in the gas chamber.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/15/1609:19 PM
I guess Lucky isn't a good luck charm. There are people who are trouble magnets, Dana appears to one of them. She should seek out a classy CPA who can handle her with the IRS. I don't think the Luvinlioness is declaring this income, but the amount she makes hooking probably puts her below the poverty line and would own no money on income tax. But FICA needs to be collected on all wages, I bet she is not depositing on a quarterly basis and definitely has some penalties and interest due the feds.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/15/1609:46 PM
I just realized the original title of this thread, "Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread," is once again spot-on, as it has been three or so times before. Dana is a walking (or spreading) EMP generator when it comes to phones and computers.
Kingfish, she did mention troubles with the Internal Revenue. They were probably never resolved. But I think these are the least of her worries at the moment. Not being able to shower or bathe daily when you are in the jizz bizz must be mortifying.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/15/1610:06 PM
I'll bet there have been some white knights over the years that took pity on Dana and gave her a place to crash. Something tells me she is not a good houseguest and is probably pushed out pretty quickly with the white knights chalking up the experience to "lessons learned". You can't domesticate a feral feline like the Luvinlioness.
Gen Padova commented -- in this thread I think -- that she had actual sexual contact with Dana in a scene and described the experience as politely as I think Gen could -- as she seems to be very nice to people in general -- as to not being a delightful encounter.
I fished out the quote from the thread:
Originally Posted By: Generizer
She played my Mother in I believe it was Young and Anal 30. Although we didn't have sexual contact. She was... I just don't know.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1611:57 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I'll bet there have been some white knights over the years that took pity on Dana and gave her a place to crash. Something tells me she is not a good houseguest and is probably pushed out pretty quickly with the white knights chalking up the experience to "lessons learned". You can't domesticate a feral feline like the Luvinlioness.
Gen Padova commented -- in this thread I think -- that she had actual sexual contact with Dana in a scene and described the experience as politely as I think Gen could -- as she seems to be very nice to people in general -- as to not being a delightful encounter.
I fished out the quote from the thread:
Originally Posted By: Generizer
She played my Mother in I believe it was Young and Anal 30. Although we didn't have sexual contact. She was... I just don't know.
Dana looked coked up or blotto in a lot of those scenes. I guess the Luvinlioness hadn't yet gotten accustomed to fucking on camera and needed some Dutch courage.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1604:41 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I'll bet there have been some white knights over the years that took pity on Dana and gave her a place to crash. Something tells me she is not a good houseguest and is probably pushed out pretty quickly with the white knights chalking up the experience to "lessons learned". You can't domesticate a feral feline like the Luvinlioness.
Gen Padova commented -- in this thread I think -- that she had actual sexual contact with Dana in a scene and described the experience as politely as I think Gen could -- as she seems to be very nice to people in general -- as to not being a delightful encounter.
I fished out the quote from the thread:
Originally Posted By: Generizer
She played my Mother in I believe it was Young and Anal 30. Although we didn't have sexual contact. She was... I just don't know.
If you want to know why this bitch is homeless all you need to do is watch this scene. I think Lucky might have added more stroke value.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1606:02 PM
She should have stuck to sucking cock and getting poked by the negro talent. The cackling doesn't go well with wood development. Does the director of YA30, Jim Powers, participate in this forum? He might tell us why he decided to let her cackle on like that.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1607:35 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1609:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
...The cackling doesn't go well with wood development. ...He might tell us why he decided to let her cackle on like that.
Perhaps she was channeling the Witched Witch of the West during that scene, she does have a little Margaret Hamilton thing going on there in the face. ...
Did she ever use the phrase "my little pretty" in the scene?
She can't be that witch. She doesn't melt away when you come on her face!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1609:14 PM
Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Did her fake cancer turn into real cancer?
Originally Posted By: J.B.
For, what, the third time is it now?
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Never read she claimed to have cancer. Just homelessness, broken phones and broken, then stolen computers
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/16/1609:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She can't be that witch. She doesn't melt away when you come on her face!
I think only water melts the witch, not jizz.
I haven't seen Will Ryder's Not The Wizard of Oz XXX, but maybe the Wicked Witch of the West is melted by bukkake in that as it would seem to be the obvious thing to do. Or have Dorothy "squirt" on her to melt her.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/18/1607:32 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Did her fake cancer turn into real cancer?
I don't think she ever mentioned cancer, but she did say she had some issue with her legs and was asking for donations on her website (long gone).
Never asked for donations ever. That's absurd. It's not fucking cancer, some of you are a bit too obsessed and beyond retarded. The posts are made pretty clear on both Twitter and FB, along with pictures. Clearly, eat many dicks and do the banana dance. :-P
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/18/1607:33 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I'll bet there have been some white knights over the years that took pity on Dana and gave her a place to crash. Something tells me she is not a good houseguest and is probably pushed out pretty quickly with the white knights chalking up the experience to "lessons learned". You can't domesticate a feral feline like the Luvinlioness.
Gen Padova commented -- in this thread I think -- that she had actual sexual contact with Dana in a scene and described the experience as politely as I think Gen could -- as she seems to be very nice to people in general -- as to not being a delightful encounter.
I fished out the quote from the thread:
Originally Posted By: Generizer
She played my Mother in I believe it was Young and Anal 30. Although we didn't have sexual contact. She was... I just don't know.
Dana looked coked up or blotto in a lot of those scenes. I guess the Luvinlioness hadn't yet gotten accustomed to fucking on camera and needed some Dutch courage.
She was really drunk in the scene. Had been drinking prior to filming. Hence red, glassy eyes.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/18/1607:46 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She should have stuck to sucking cock and getting poked by the negro talent. The cackling doesn't go well with wood development. Does the director of YA30, Jim Powers, participate in this forum? He might tell us why he decided to let her cackle on like that.
Jim thought it was hilarious just like any other unfortunate soul and situation that stumbled upon on set. He was laughing his ass off. If he could integrate it into the scene then why not? You know it was back then.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/18/1609:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Did her fake cancer turn into real cancer?
I don't think she ever mentioned cancer, but she did say she had some issue with her legs and was asking for donations on her website (long gone).
Never asked for donations ever. That's absurd. It's not fucking cancer, some of you are a bit too obsessed and beyond retarded. The posts are made pretty clear on both Twitter and FB, along with pictures. Clearly, eat many dicks and do the banana dance. :-P
BTW, my comments above were regarding Dana and her legs and her website
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/18/1605:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: adv0cad0
Did her fake cancer turn into real cancer?
I don't think she ever mentioned cancer, but she did say she had some issue with her legs and was asking for donations on her website (long gone).
Never asked for donations ever. That's absurd. It's not fucking cancer, some of you are a bit too obsessed and beyond retarded. The posts are made pretty clear on both Twitter and FB, along with pictures. Clearly, eat many dicks and do the banana dance. :-P
BTW, my comments above were regarding Dana and her legs and her website
I see the confusion now. Thanks for clarifying. Good to see the lil bits of 'ol Dana's soul being kept alive here.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/18/1607:31 PM
Yeah, this little slice of heaven is all Dana/Luvinlioness all the time. The Patron Saint is St Lucky and the readings are drawn from the epistles of Twitter, Facebook and Humaniplex, among other sources. The Luvinlioness will someday find her classy gent or die trying.
Speaking of which, Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx 2 hours ago Dana Hayes in Vegas will be leaving soon !
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/19/1612:09 AM
She is always on the go. Because of her advanced age, the Luvinlioness can stay on the prowl all the time without being put on the DL by Aunt Flo. I wonder if she can buy K-Y in bulk at Sam's Club, as that pussy definitely will need some help.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/19/1602:37 PM
Ever since I saw the discoloration in her teeth in those super HD pictures, my lust for the old whore has slightly diminished.
SIGH, 2008 Dana was perfect, and now the allegations that she was a drunken coke head makes her former self even more attractive. Nothing hotter than a whore who loves drugs/alcohol
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/20/1603:13 PM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Never asked for donations ever. That's absurd. It's not fucking cancer, some of you are a bit too obsessed and beyond retarded. The posts are made pretty clear on both Twitter and FB, along with pictures. Clearly, eat many dicks and do the banana dance. :-P
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/1602:33 PM
I like it, a bunch of old hippie pensioners instead of tripping on STP or LSD are getting hard on Viagra and drinking some Southern Comfort in wineskins in the VW minibus with the Luvinlioness. Let the Love-In begin.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/1603:10 PM
Mature Adult Film Star looking for you. Mar 22 2016 12:58PM Luvinlioness is too good to miss... *excellent travel,* dinner,*casino,* party or *business function companion. * *Comfortable from jeans to evening attire Ms.Hayes is entertaining and never boring. *Why go alone?* I would love a boyfriend ! 2138586321 Call Now. for fast response.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/1603:29 PM
She has been pining for a real date/boyfriend for some time, but how would you approach her about it? Hello, I'd like to ask you out for coffee and perhaps dinner, but I'd rather not pay 20 roses?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/1603:30 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I like it, a bunch of old hippie pensioners instead of tripping on STP or LSD are getting hard on Viagra and drinking some Southern Comfort in wineskins in the VW minibus with the Luvinlioness. Let the Love-In begin.
That would be the best of sendoffs for the Luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/1603:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She has been pining for a real date/boyfriend for some time, but how would you approach her about it? Hello, I'd like to ask you out for coffee and perhaps dinner, but I'd rather not pay 20 roses?
Would she give up her "career" to be a stay-at-home wife/girlfriend? Could the Luvinlioness fight her instincts and stop prowling for classy gents?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/1608:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She has been pining for a real date/boyfriend for some time, but how would you approach her about it? Hello, I'd like to ask you out for coffee and perhaps dinner, but I'd rather not pay 20 roses?
Would she give up her "career" to be a stay-at-home wife/girlfriend? Could the Luvinlioness fight her instincts and stop prowling for classy gents?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/23/1608:00 AM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
Mature Adult Film Star looking for you. Mar 22 2016 12:58PM Luvinlioness is too good to miss... *excellent travel,* dinner,*casino,* party or *business function companion. * *Comfortable from jeans to evening attire Ms.Hayes is entertaining and never boring. *Why go alone?* I would love a boyfriend ! 2138586321 Call Now. for fast response.
boyfriend eh?
Strange Humaniplex posting. On the same page she had one link to her regular services, and next to it this one, which I guess is something of a quick and dirty dating site profile. But if you date her and get nookie does she at some point request tips? Does the services link disappear? This is not at all clear.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/1603:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
DH running a special Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx Mar 25 ... I am on ARROW HYWY IN SAN DIMAS PARKED IN LOT 57 and 210 .... Dana Hayes ‏@danahayesxxx @xxxx yes i need a roomso badly. I cannot tay outside in the heat. It id too hard on my body.2 falling to sleeo.
The Inland Empire can get hot in the summer, over 100 degrees, but in March you are looking at 85 degree tops. She isn't in Furnace Creek in Death Valley baking in the sun without water. I am very disappointed in the Luvinlioness, she doesn't have fortitude I thought she had. Maybe it is time for a bottle of fortified wine and a handful of Seconals to get to the big sleep.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/1604:55 PM
Bluecipher, you should fly in to Ontario airport to intervene/fuck the luvinlioness. I am sure it is tax-deductible in some charitable way, like a doctors-without-borders/free clinic/alms for the poor kinda way.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/28/1609:22 AM
I think it's a lost cause. Even if the Luvinlioness is rescued and given room and board and coaxed to find a job in retail or similar, she'd try to jump back to her old escorting ways. Her only salvation may be a local classy gentleman who is willing to provide her with room and board in exchange for her retelling the stories of her life. The Luvinlioness reborn as Scheherazade of the One Thousand and One Nights. Of course, once the 1001 stories and BJs were expended, she'd have to move on. The Mature Pornstar and Escort as Storyteller.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/30/1612:49 PM
Oddly enough, she's had two new reviews posted:
general details Dana was in Vegas for a short trip and I had to take advantage. She was extremely easy to contact, set up an appointment with, and performed superbly. Check out her twitter page for the most reliable location info.
general details The famous porn star Dana Hayes! What can I say?! She still looks fabulous, and she still performs just like in her films! VIPs, you can read the juicy details below!
either these are fake, or she really isn't a homeless smelly bum
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/30/1603:10 PM
She must have made enough to get a decent room and take a long, languorous bath and then perfumed her lady bits and derriere.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/30/1606:48 PM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
She was extremely easy to contact
Check the date of this review and cross reference it against this thread for posts where her phone's been turned back on. If it's a match or close, she wrote it herself.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/30/1607:44 PM
Older bolder, better is back in action in Apple Valley !
blonde bombshell Dana Hayes the ultimate mature woman. PSE Hello. I am in apple valley. Hesperia area Would love to hear from you Not sure how long...mar 30...?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/31/1610:17 AM
Got to be Ontario, California - Orange County. She used to work out of Glendale and La Crescenta area a lot. She either tapped out the Classy Gents in the area or the local cops are watching for her.
Lucky and that Toyota would not make it across the country and into Ontario, Canada.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/01/1608:34 PM
Dana's latest FaceBook post
My mother has died and i was not there . The one and only Doreen Hayes she was a star . Greatest entertainer i ever saw. A part of me is gone. Dana Hayes
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/02/1611:29 AM
Good point. I wonder what brought on the break up. Mother may have decided to favor one daughter over another and the one who lost took off to Hollywood to make it big in show business.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/02/1601:03 PM
I have a theory: Dana had trouble with mom and sis or with alcohol/chemicals or hubby/ex-hubby with Scottish shurname and left her daughter and family behind and went off first to Mexico to be with her half-brother (her FB lists a Bradley Dmytriw as her brother) and then to LaLaLand. Things didn't work out in TinselTown and she hit the sauce/chemicals hard, got into porn late 40s, around 2004. She had a middling run until 2008 or so when she had that fateful car accident from which she never recovered. The porno shoots dried up over time as she got fat/dumpy and she had to recur to escorting/hooking, all the while separated from mom and sis back in Ontario, CA. With the escorting came the busts in Reno and elsewhere and the constant falling for scams from fellow vendors who gain her sympathy and friendship and then leave her high and dry at some motel or bus stop, without a ride or gas money and with Lucky and six large pieces of luggage. This is probably around 80% or so of what really happened to the woman we know as Luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/02/1602:33 PM
She alludes to her stay in Mexico in some of her posts here and there and the brother/half-brother worked or lived at a resort in Baja California. The brother's surname 'Dmytriw' coincides with the surname of someone in her sister's (and her own) family tree and with the operator of that resort in BC (Baja California Mexico, not British Columbia).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/02/1607:34 PM
I think the surname is Ukranian and by the blurb below it seems it's spelled correctly.
I found a blurb on the origin: DMYTRIW is a Polonized spelling of the Ukrainian name that we'd spell DMYTRIV, using English phonetic values to transliterate the original Cyrillic form. It just means "of Dmytro," and indicates that an ancestor was named Dmytro. The -iw or -iv ending is distinctively Ukrainian, corresponding to Polish -ow and Russian -ov, all of which mean essentially "of." So DMYTRIW means "[kin/family/son/place] of Dmytro," and as a surname it would mean "kin/son of Dmytro." The -iw ending is an all-purpose possessive referring to some kind of link -- possibly "[son] of Dmytro," possibly a more general "[kin] of Dmytro." In some cases it can even be a place name, meaning "[place] of Dymtro."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1612:15 PM
Well, I hope Dana can scrounge up the cash to see her mother off, but I have a feeling that she would not be welcome at the ceremony or at the 'after party' being held. The sister sounds like a take-charge, no holds barred, my-way-or-the-highway kind of person. If the stars align, Momma Doreen's heart will have softened and she's left something for Dana, enough to pull her out of the current circumstance.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1604:23 PM
I foresee a small bed and breakfast in her future, or maybe a cathouse and a bevy of contract whores. The Luvinlioness Den - where classy gentlemen come to relax and decompress. Lucky has the back yard to himself.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1604:49 PM
I've thrown caution to the winds, though I fear any day we will learn of her demise at the hands of an angry john. I just hope she goes back to Canada and disappears so my old infatuation- cum-obsession can die.
Tranzer was obsessed by dirty butts, feces, enemas, cheap meals and trannies. I think my obsession on this board has been the Luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1604:58 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
I foresee a small bed and breakfast in her future, or maybe a cathouse and a bevy of contract whores. The Luvinlioness Den - where classy gentlemen come to relax and decompress. Lucky has the back yard to himself.
Have you been watching too many pre-code Mae West movies? Do you think of the Luvinlioness as a brassy, bawdy madam with a heart of gold running a 'salon' with high class working girls discretely entertaining the town's elite and being a surrogate mother to them?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1605:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Where are Kengren and Kingfish on the issue? Everyone else wants her dead and buried.
I just enjoy the travelogue narrated by you. I had never heard of her before you brought her to our attention. It appears that she isn't trying to scam the welfare or disability system as a socialist Canadian would probably do; that seems to be a plus. She could be an illegal immigrant who overstayed her visa and that is why she has to hustle blowjobs in less than ideal conditions than be able to collect government benefits. I think she is a product of her own doing: probably addicted to cigarettes, booze and drugs and I don't have much sympathy for her. I don't want her dead, but I don't lose any sleep over her plight.
Her demise would terminate the need for this very entertaining thread, so for the thread's sake, I hope she continues on her current arc for a while. Death or rescue would be bad.
Bluechiper, as a bucket list item, you should fly to the Luvinlioness and engage in her servcies. It probably won't be the best or worst fuck of your life, but you could meet the source of your curiosity and be able to do some first hand recon on the situation, not following the Internet trails.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1605:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
I foresee a small bed and breakfast in her future, or maybe a cathouse and a bevy of contract whores. The Luvinlioness Den - where classy gentlemen come to relax and decompress. Lucky has the back yard to himself.
Have you been watching too many pre-code Mae West movies? Do you think of the Luvinlioness as a brassy, bawdy madam with a heart of gold running a 'salon' with high class working girls discretely entertaining the town's elite and being a surrogate mother to them?
I am not sure of the source of my infatuation. I just thank the gods she doesn't look like any of my relations or I would have lots to explain if my little porn stash ever goes public. But, you do get close to something I did see in her - that brassy madam characterization. I did want to buttfuck the 2004-2007 version of the old gal; now I would be happy with a conversation over dinner to get the entire story.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1605:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Where are Kengren and Kingfish on the issue? Everyone else wants her dead and buried.
... Bluechiper, as a bucket list item, you should fly to the Luvinlioness and engage in her servcies. It probably won't be the best or worst fuck of your life, but you could meet the source of your curiosity and be able to do some first hand recon on the situation, not following the Internet trails.
Damn, if I did that the entire dream might wash away into a sad void, to mix metaphors. I think if I procured her services at this stage I'd be saddened by the entire experience. I still wonder if those TER reviews from the last few years are for real or if they're planted, like Amazon five star reviews.
It's too bad she won't show up on the board to take on some issues, seminar-style, with a rapporteur making sure the most vile comments are kept in check.
In my heart of hearts I hope her sister decides to lighten up (assuming they are estranged, which they seem to be) and bring the Luvinlioness back into the family fold. She could be a minor functionary at the school, working as an admin, returning her darker hair roots and leaving her escorting days in the past.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1608:11 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Damn, if I did that the entire dream might wash away into a sad void, to mix metaphors. I think if I procured her services at this stage I'd be saddened by the entire experience.
It would probably reinforce the notion of never meeting your heroes or idols, as they are bound to disappoint you.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/04/1609:56 AM
Meeting porn people in person can be a dissapointment. I went to see Micky Lynn strip back in the 90s. She gave a show at the old Triple Treat Theater. She looked thin, tired, a bit depressed.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/04/1611:00 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Meeting porn people in person can be a dissapointment. I went to see Micky Lynn strip back in the 90s. She gave a show at the old Triple Treat Theater. She looked thin, tired, a bit depressed.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/04/1611:35 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Meeting porn people in person can be a dissapointment. I went to see Micky Lynn strip back in the 90s. She gave a show at the old Triple Treat Theater. She looked thin, tired, a bit depressed.
At least she looked thin.
Or you live with a Czech that shits herself on Melrose and you have to carry her home. The same Czech that pissed on the sidewalk in front of the Silent movie theater.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/06/1606:40 PM
Omaha, Des Moines, Chicago, Detroit, then on to Windsor and on to Toronto. The route maps itself. A few truck stops and rest areas in between and the Luvinioness is back in her old haunts.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/06/1611:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Omaha, Des Moines, Chicago, Detroit, then on to Windsor and on to Toronto. The route maps itself. A few truck stops and rest areas in between and the Luvinioness is back in her old haunts.
It adds a pathetic wrinkle to the sob story: my mother just died and I need to get back to Canada to say my farewells so please hire me for a blowjob
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1610:12 AM
Her displacement to Denver might just be due to the some heavy heavy presence of classy gents near the Rockies, or she might subconsciously be trying to get closer to Oh, Canada.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1610:23 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Her displacement to Denver might just be due to the some heavy heavy presence of classy gents near the Rockies, or she might subconsciously be trying to get closer to Oh, Canada.
Maybe being the land of legal weed (not the medicinal ruse required in California) is palliative for the Luvinloiness. A twenty and some shake may get you a handie from nana.
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Where, in all this, is Lucky ?
Perhaps he was returned to the prop house until she gets back to Southern California.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1610:42 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Her displacement to Denver might just be due to the some heavy heavy presence of classy gents near the Rockies, or she might subconsciously be trying to get closer to Oh, Canada.
Things to do in Denver when you're on your way to your dead mother.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1611:41 AM
Road Trip confirmed - from her FB
Dana Hayes 5 hrs I am travelling east..if you would like to meet me just respond and tell me where you are etc. ontact me at danahayesxxx@hotmail.com Taking appts. Thank-you. Dana Hayes Going threw Nebraska now If you are anywhere from Nebraska to NYC Email me
I foresee the Luvinlioness prepping for some probate action in Ontario.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1604:02 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
^ She must be Canadian - uses the double 'll' spelling in travelling.
Originally Posted By: The estranged orphan
Dana Hayes 5 hrs I am travelling east..if you would like to meet me just respond and tell me where you are etc. ontact me at danahayesxxx@hotmail.com Taking appts. Thank-you. Dana Hayes Going threw Nebraska now If you are anywhere from Nebraska to NYC Email me
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1607:33 PM
I just hope the next tweet or fb update is not from a vacant parking lot in Nebraska or Iowa where she's out of gas and so hungry andcramped and Lucky needs kibble and no wster to dromk availabel.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1609:16 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/07/1611:42 PM
What happened to Panzer anyway? I checked his two shitty blog sites (theshitieat and greedyjew) and neither of them have been updated in a long time. And I don't recall anything much happening here that would make him go away forever, unless he was banned.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/09/1603:15 PM
Earth station to DanaH, come in AA69DH. You've fallen off the grid! Lucky, bark to ack this transmission!
The Luvinlioness may be lying in some ditch in Iowa for all we know (and most care). She hasn't pinged her position for days. Hope the Toyota is road trip worthy.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/09/1603:23 PM
You are a glass half full kind of guy concerning the Luvinlioness. Dana has found the ultimate classy gentleman in her field of dreams in Iowa. A wonderful white knight who is providing her with 1000 thread count sheets to sleep on nightly and every day is a spa day. Lucky gets massages and top shelf dog food. Dana is in whore heaven.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1611:36 AM
If you look carefully at the sister's website, the mother's site, twitter acct, etc, Dana's been written out of the family history. I don't think she can afford a lawyer to contest any probate issues. I am sure mummy and sis had that sewn up already.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1602:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
If you look carefully at the sister's website, the mother's site, twitter acct, etc, Dana's been written out of the family history. I don't think she can afford a lawyer to contest any probate issues. I am sure mummy and sis had that sewn up already.
We are not talking about the Vanderbilt or Helmsley fortunes here, how much scrilla can the Luvinlioness expect to get from the mother's estate, more than the gas and motel costs of driving from Southern California to Canada?
A lesson to youngish girls, don't fornicate with Negros on camera if you want your share of the estate.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1602:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
BTW, if you click on her website link on the Facebook page, Facebook puts a 'link blocked for your protection' warning message.
Not for nothing, the tube sites ought to do the same thing with her clips.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1603:03 PM
According to her FB, her mom cut her out of the family fortune... Her sister took over the family business, and also inherited the family home.
Apparently Dana gave her mom a birthday party a while ago, and everything turned south at that event. I can only imagine the horrors that occurred during the party.
Anyways, here is her post about it. Apparently she is stuck out in the snow, and her hands are shaking violently as she freezes and types at the same time.
Originally Posted By: Dana_Hayes_FB
Was on my way to mothers funnersl when car broke down and mechanic got most of my money then ran out if gas. Turns out i missed funnersl and was not wanted there anywsy. My mother cut me out of will gave alk to my sister. I was hoping to stsy at my mothers and take over business where i wirked for twebty eight yesrs But no my sister who has not been very avtive in the svhokl gets it snd her home. Now my fsther bought her a home and mither gave her a home and i am not alliwed to vidit ket slone stsy there. Never knew i was do gsted . i never did anything to rither sistdr or mother. Mother was very mean to me at a birthdsy party i gave her. Have not spkken since. She should gave apoligised or admit how bad ut wss. It was very bad and fir no reason.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1604:20 PM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
According to her FB, her mom cut her out of the family fortune... Her sister took over the family business, and also inherited the family home.
Apparently Dana gave her mom a birthday party a while ago, and everything turned south at that event. I can only imagine the horrors that occurred during the party.
You can chose your friends, but not your relatives. How many relatives would you choose as friends if they were not related to you? That has been the fodder for many plays, movies and TV shows over the centuries, the family gathering for some event (birthday, holiday) and all hell breaks loose. It definitely happens a lot less often when only friends gather together.
Dana must be jones-ing for some psychotropic drugs to control all the feelings coursing through her. Her mother died from whom she was estranged. She struggles to survive in a mostly illegal (and not very lucrative for her) profession.
She tries to go about 2500 miles (~4100 km for our friends up North) to fight a losing fight for financial remuneration from the mother's estate and her unreliable transportation shows itself to be unreliable in inclement weather. To put a cherry on top of this massive shit cake, she gets ripped off by Iowa's version of Goober trying to get the old Toyota back on the trail again.
The battle of the sisters is brewing and I wouldn't be surprised if the sister tries to have Dana arrested for trespassing and other petty nonsense. So: 1) she will get no money from the estate, 2) she missed the funeral by a week or so 3) she blew through a lot of cash and time to get to Canada for no reason. Logic and reason isn't her strong suit. I'll bet sleeping in the car in Canada in April isn't quite the same experience as doing it in Southern California.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1604:33 PM
Kingfish....our family is Irish.....I know all about fights at a family get together. I saw both of my grandmothers slug it out in the kitchen over one of them trying to "fix" the others roast beef.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1605:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
According to her FB, her mom cut her out of the family fortune... Her sister took over the family business, and also inherited the family home.
Apparently Dana gave her mom a birthday party a while ago, and everything turned south at that event. I can only imagine the horrors that occurred during the party.
You can chose your friends, but not your relatives. How many relatives would you choose as friends if they were not related to you? That has been the fodder for many plays, movies and TV shows over the centuries, the family gathering for some event (birthday, holiday) and all hell breaks loose. It definitely happens a lot less often when only friends gather together.
Dana must be jones-ing for some psychotropic drugs to control all the feelings coursing through her. Her mother died from whom she was estranged. She struggles to survive in a mostly illegal (and not very lucrative for her) profession.
She tries to go about 2500 miles (~4100 km for our friends up North) to fight a losing fight for financial remuneration from the mother's estate and her unreliable transportation shows itself to be unreliable in inclement weather. To put a cherry on top of this massive shit cake, she gets ripped off by Iowa's version of Goober trying to get the old Toyota back on the trail again.
The battle of the sisters is brewing and I wouldn't be surprised if the sister tries to have Dana arrested for trespassing and other petty nonsense. So: 1) she will get no money from the estate, 2) she missed the funeral by a week or so 3) she blew through a lot of cash and time to get to Canada for no reason. Logic and reason isn't her strong suit. I'll bet sleeping in the car in Canada in April isn't quite the same experience as doing it in Southern California.
She was banking on a last minute conversion and softening by the sister, I would think. A rally around the flag, or dead mum, moment. But I guess the sister was probably waiting for mum to die and had all the set pieces at the ready. It will be tough sledding for Dana to get a dime out of this.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1606:26 PM
Someone alert the Lioness! That Toyota isn't going to hack the cold. Never mind poor Lucky. The poor dog will be the first casualty of this misadventure.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1606:32 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Kingfish....our family is Irish.....I know all about fights at a family get together. I saw both of my grandmothers slug it out in the kitchen over one of them trying to "fix" the others roast beef.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1606:49 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Someone alert the Lioness! That Toyota isn't going to hack the cold. Never mind poor Lucky. The poor dog will be the first casualty of this misadventure.
At least she will have some food to eat when that finally happens. Lucky is kind of like The Giving Tree.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1607:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She was banking on a last minute conversion and softening by the sister, I would think. A rally around the flag, or dead mum, moment. But I guess the sister was probably waiting for mum to die and had all the set pieces at the ready. It will be tough sledding for Dana to get a dime out of this.
I think Dana suffers from a nostalgic fallacy: that going back to home base will make everything ducky again.
For all we know, the sisters have been rivals since childhood. The sister, being the good daughter, stayed near the nest and maintained the family business and saw to Momma's wants and needs.
Maybe Dana had wanderlust but perhaps she was sort of a remittance man. In this scenario the remittance man does without the remittance but still has to am-scray. Is Dana the older or younger sibling? The filmed multiple miscegenations couldn't have helped her case amongst the Hayes kith and kin and probably helped seal the deal on the estate. I don't think it was the only factor, but probably weighed very heavily in the decision.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/10/1610:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
So a classic stage mother scenario pitting sisters against each other. Get on the fucking stage, smile and dance or I will beat you within an inch of your life and withhold my love and affection.
Alannah didn't not grow up into a looker. Can someone familiar with Canada's socialist system explain "mother's allowance" in the context of the single mother. Is this a softer way of saying welfare for loser mothers?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/11/1609:45 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
So a classic stage mother scenario pitting sisters against each other. Get on the fucking stage, smile and dance or I will beat you within an inch of your life and withhold my love and affection.
Alannah didn't not grow up into a looker. Can someone familiar with Canada's socialist system explain "mother's allowance" in the context of the single mother. Is this a softer way of saying welfare for loser mothers?
I'm from Toronto and about 5 years younger than Dana.
No, Mother's Allowance was not welfare. For every child you had the government sent you a little money each month. As I remember, it was enough to by a pair of shoes or pants per month. Everyone got it -- rich and poor.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/11/1610:32 AM
Things urgent again. I hope she's near some place where she can get quick work, even if it's mopping floors or scrubbing dishes. Enough to eat and get a blanket or two.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/13/1606:14 PM
From her Facebook:
John Tatoian - I texted the number Ms. Hayes herself provided on her Facebook page. When i asked if it was Dana Hayes, the person responded (text copied and pasted verbatim ): "No sorry,is she gamblin all her money again & needs help for the millionth time". Seems Ms.Dana Hayes allegedly has a gambling problem and probably an alcohol/drug problem. In any event, mystery solved.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/13/1607:20 PM
I wonder if she is a video poker or slot machine kind of gal? I don't see her playing table games. Many Indian casinos on the way to Toronto.
Tsk Tsk Dana, you are checking all the addiction boxes except morbid obesity.
Maybe it is time for the big sleep via Seconal and booze. Momma's gone and didn't love you in the end. You are sinking in quicksand because you refuse to get an honest job.
That little girl dancing on stage for mother isn't you anymore.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/13/1611:39 PM
Out of curiosity, I looked at the beginning of this thread which is dated December 12, 2012. The country re-elected Obama to a second term just a month earlier. This cycle of nonsense has been going on long enough be measured in presidential terms. Three years, four months and counting. She should use some kind of text message/email template to save her time typing the entreaties.
Wow, talked about the old axiom about the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome. I just watched a show on PBS about bipolar depression. Apparently, bipolar people have a mixed up reward mechanism that encourages risky behavior: gambling, promiscuity and other such things, when things are going right, it is big high and when thing turns to shit, a very deep low. There is definitely some mis-wiring in the Luvinlioness' noggin.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1610:29 AM
Unless you've suffered from mental illness or had a close relative who has, you don't know how devastating it can be. I hope she finds some peace or at least some respite from it all.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1611:41 AM
I read the link, it is exactly the same story being sold today, except Lucky is 5 years old. Poor Lucky, he has spent nearly all of his adult life not being lucky. Do you think he feels ashamed or is embarrassed by his owner?
Here is post from an Anonymous poster on May 8, 2011
Originally Posted By: Anonymous
Dana Hayes has been crying the same sob story for the past 8 years at least. Use common logic people. She can certainly afford to pay for advertising on escort web sites such as City Vibe and EROS, both charge at a minimum of $125.00 per month, a cell phone to be able to accept phone calls to work as an escort who charges $400 - $500 per hour, and OMG... how does she get around to see clients if she has no car? AND how can she be homeless and have access to a computer for all her drama blogging? WAKE UP people and smell the coffee. She is a scammer who plays on the sympathy of others. I take great pride in working hard for a living and paying my own bills with out the help of others. I detest a scammer.
It sounds like her whole time in adult involved homelessness. I will admit it is a maverick marketing angle, not many whores use this approach.
I have lived in the same place for many years in a dense urban area. I routinely see the same bums on the street year after year begging for cash. I believe they are mentally ill because if someone truly wanted to be off the street, there are ways to do it through religious, charitable and government organizations. I think Dana needs some treatment.
As a Canadian citizen, isn't there some massive government teat for seniors to suck off of. Go back to Toronto Dana and give up the carnal show biz dreams. Do it for Lucky.
But then again:
On the same street I mentioned above there was the guy who had greasy hair and had a little dog with matted and greasy hair and carried a plastic bag with a ratty teddy bear who walked up and down the street begging for money because he was broke and homeless. The pathetic looking dog was the key for people give money to this creepy, dirty person. They felt sorry for the dog.
One day, I saw him filling up his CAR at the gas station on the same street. I said to him: I would recommend you not fill up your car on the same street you beg for money. It was a decent car, not some beater.
Maybe Lucky has been an accomplice in the grift from the beginning.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1612:54 PM
I can't imagine the Canadian government would give her legal status, even if she was born there. She's been in the US long enough, I'd guess she either (a) obtained US citizenship or (b) is considered an illegal immigrant in the US (unlikely since she would have been deported with the arrest in Reno).
I can see the line at the permit office:
DH: I'd like to apply for residency in Canada Clerk: Name? DH: Dana Hayes, but for $20, you can call me the luvlioness Clerk: No thanks. Residence? DH: My car. Clerk: Occupation? DH: Hooker and unemployed porn actress. Clerk: NEXT!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1601:21 PM
Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Unless you've suffered from mental illness or had a close relative who has, you don't know how devastating it can be. I hope she finds some peace or at least some respite from it all.
Well said. I've known people who had manic-depressives and schizophrenics in their immediate family and it took a lot out of them.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1601:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
I can't imagine the Canadian government would give her legal status, even if she was born there. She's been in the US long enough, I'd guess she either (a) obtained US citizenship or (b) is considered an illegal immigrant in the US (unlikely since she would have been deported with the arrest in Reno).
I can see the line at the permit office:
DH: I'd like to apply for residency in Canada Clerk: Name? DH: Dana Hayes, but for $20, you can call me the luvlioness Clerk: No thanks. Residence? DH: My car. Clerk: Occupation? DH: Hooker and unemployed porn actress. Clerk: NEXT!
She probably still has her Canadian passport, ritually updated at some Canadian consulate. It must be in that expandable folder we've seen in a picture next to Lucky.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1601:29 PM
She wants help but won't tell people where she is or how they can help.
Sheer madness.
She goes on about being single since 1996 and somehow it's everybody else's fault - she's never responsible for anything and the world revolves around her.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1603:43 PM
From what I can see... Something untoward happened to her around 1996. Her earliest porn work seems to be from around 2003 (Aunt Judy's, Over30, etc). I would think that for the period of 1996-2003 she tried other lines of work that just did not pay enough to make a living. From 2003 to 2008-2009 she made regular porn and then had her car accident, which drained her reserves and screwed up her health. She got chunkier from then on. From 2010 on she made fewer porn appearances and moved fully into the escorting sector. Her homeless cycles begin about then - 2010, with postings in Humaniplex that have mostly been erased and with newer postings emerging in Twitter and FB. Interweaved in this time line is the occasional pining for a date or a male knight who will sweep her off her feet. If she has manic depression or some other condition it probably contributes to these cycles.
She may be heading for Canada to set up her pension and health care benefits while she convinces her younger sister to let her stay in one of the properties. If she has a kid or niece/nephew she may appeal to them.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1607:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Out of curiosity, I looked at the beginning of this thread which is dated December 12, 2012. The country re-elected Obama to a second term just a month earlier. This cycle of nonsense has been going on long enough be measured in presidential terms. Three years, four months and counting.
Dude, forget Presidential: This shit'll get Senatorial in length.
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Here is post from an Anonymous poster on May 8, 2011...
Probably Redgoat, judging by the content. The only other poster of note from that time who had their account deleted was Paperchase. But maybe we should ask Bluecipher, 'cause even I don't hold a candle to his level of XPT-OCD:
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
It's been going on since 2010, my friend, or perhaps even earlier. I refer you to Darah Ford's site from back then.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1607:16 PM
I'll have to check the archives... Wonder if Darah ever interviewed her. I wish i had screen-shot the stuff I came across before it was removed. All we need determined now is: * What drove Dana to leave the warm folds of her mom's dance academy? * Is this cycle of despair and homelessness fueled by addiction (gambling, drugs, alcohol) and/or mental health issues (bipolar disease)? * Will this story end with the Luvinlioness ensconced in her mum's dance studio at Bloor and Jane streets in Toronto, giving children dance lessons, or will it end at a rest stop or truck stop somewhere along I-80, the product of the marriage of a fifth of vodka and a handful of sleeping pills?
I suspect it may well continue with the indomitable Luvinlioness surviving to tweet another day.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/16/1606:45 PM
There must be some boy scouts doing the financial equivalent of walking the old lady across the street. Or see my previous post about maverick marketing.
To a thirteen year old scout, Dana probably seems 80.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/16/1607:20 PM
^ I worry about those scouts. I worry they'll find their way into my "Hire" pool some years later.
Don't harsh my hiring buzz, Kingfish. That ain't right.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/22/1609:36 PM
FB entry 4/18-- I am so alone where i know no one with nothing and i do not know what to do i do not think i deserve this. All i have is this phone and its not working right and it will be gone soon. I am trying so hard and i cannot fix this. I am in a strange place . My dog and i are stsrving and i have bern ljving in a gas station parki g lot for weeks.i xannot fix this. I fo not want yk die like this. Is there someone out there who will help me? This iscruel torture . i ama goid person and i cannot fix it or it woild be fixed.this is too hard. Icannot bear this .. Please fo not tell me to go to a shelter. Thst is worse and dorsnt work. Please there must be someone out there..
4/22 update I am visiting in Chicago are there any fans here?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1601:33 PM
Erstwhile fans are calling her bluff. The masses are beginning to see the light...
From FB - John Tatoian - You gamble and drink your money away and try to scam poor people on the Internet by making them believe you are desperate. I've texted with you. You are fine. Stop lying to people to scam them out of money!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1601:58 PM
That John T guy has been trolling her for quite a while now.
I found this post quite telling. Sorry if this is a reprint.
This whore doesn't need a shrink. She needs to move to Freud's home town in Austria, where an entire village of psychiatrists can exame her writings and statements and general hookerish behavior. They could even bring Fatja Kassin back from L.A. to help translate, since she speaks English, German, and Hooker.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1602:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Erstwhile fans are calling her bluff. The masses are beginning to see the light...
The long con, I am fan of the long con. I wonder if she thinks this is a pre-Google world where message boards aren't indexed and easily searchable from a search engine. I won't be surprised if an clever person with a lot of free time went through the history of her posts and annotated a geographical timeline of her pleas and locations. Maybe add a dimension of 'heat' showing how long she had been in one location or how many times she revisited a location.
Maybe she travels in an RV and tows the beater Toyota. Sets up base camp in the RV and then drives the beater to the begging location and have it conveniently break down. Maybe she even has a kill switch hidden to prevent the car from starting when some white knight tries to help. Does the luvinlioness have some Romani or Irish blood and is doing an update to an old Traveler scam.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1602:28 PM
She could be an Irish traveller! Some time back i mapped her movements. Mostly southern California with excursions to San Fran and Las Vegas.Getting busted in Reno for whoring must have rattled her game.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1607:07 PM
This fan's ode to a motherly lover disturbs, deeply.
FB Robert Keating - I love and care about you Dana Hayes. If I had my own apartment of my own I would take in a lovely motherly-type woman like you in a be there for you and your dog. I would keep you warm at night lying in bed with me. And I would buy a dog bed for your dog to sleep in or with us. Love you your wannabe Facebook friend Robbie. If you get this I hope to hear back from you.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1607:59 PM
Maybe he is a relative of Charles Keating and wants to atone for the anti-porn rhetoric from Charles. Adopt the porn star, embrace her, not ostracize her.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1610:16 AM
One of her John's should write a short story "Fear and Loathing Dana Hayes". Laid over in Reno in a cheap motel with an aging lying whore named Dana. Strung out on Jagermiester red bull and cocaine......
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1610:30 AM
Actually it reminds me of how the Duke's of Hazzard show figured out how to have a cliffhanger before every commercial break that would somehow resolve itself within 10 seconds of returning from break.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1611:38 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Actually it reminds me of how the Duke's of Hazzard show figured out how to have a cliffhanger before every commercial break that would somehow resolve itself within 10 seconds of returning from break.
You needed the Waylon Jennings V/O with his whiskey-stained voice to sell it through the C break.
Originally Posted By: BlueCipher
This whole thread and her story could be sold to the Starz network. Rise and Fall of an Mature Whore.
Good call on Starz, the weak sister when it comes to original programming (excepting Party Down; why they didn't ride that horse more than two seasons is a mystery to me).
We should get writing and producing credits if it goes into production.
Originally Posted By: BlueCipher
I have the feeling that it will all come to head when Lucky bites the dust.
Lucky -- sorry Lucky -- is a prop and can be easily replaced. Lucky's replacement will be a shelter dog, probably also named Lucky. "I saved a dog from death and now he will starve to death if I don't get some money." the Luvinlioness has a booze and video poker habit to feed so hop to it white knights and classy gentlemen.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1601:07 PM
I quickly browsed through some of her Facebook friends. Among them are T Reel, Roy Karch, Mike Horner, Larry Flynt Jr. and others, including JeffMike, in the porn biz who could line her up with work. Of course she's also "friends" with Chasey Lain, so we might now know where she got her bipolar behavior lessons.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1602:18 PM
Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1602:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files.
So...something like a melange of "Murder, She Wrote" and "The Perils of Pauline?"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1603:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files.
So...something like a melange of "Murder, She Wrote" and "The Perils of Pauline?"
Along those lines, indeed, perhaps like Murder she wrote, but with anal and lots of facials. But then I think, perhaps her story should forego TV and just move directly to the written word. Make it a Balzacian tragedy, then have it adapted for a Lifetime Channel mini-series, with offscreen sex.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/24/1606:53 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files.
I never watched Rockford Files until recently as they have it on MeTV when I am going to bed. Right on the money Bluecipher, a perpetually broke PI having his car break down often, being chased, beaten up and jailed on a regular basis. Replace PI with aged whore and you are describing the Luvinlioness' life. Just need to get someone to compose a theme song featuring a harmonica.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/25/1607:25 AM
I was thinking of a musical score to go with this thread, if not the drama revolving around the Luvinlioness' misadventures. It would be something mournful, yet not quite a dirge.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/25/1608:50 PM
The Lioness roars back at her FB detractors. Break out the one time pad-
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/25/1609:03 PM
You don't get many cryptology jokes in general conversation, especially ones that aren't puns, nice going there Bluecipher. That is a perfect comment for the Luvinlioness blather you have posted.
I am very tired tonight, can you give us a tl;dr version.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/25/1609:24 PM
That is a classic post, right there. I sat, simultaneously reading the post and trying to figure out which keys she might be trying to hit, and just laughing, thinking that Jacques Derrida would piss himself analyzing the deconstructive differance in that ramble.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/26/1601:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Lioness roars back at her FB detractors. Break out the one time pad-
I thougjtt i blockef you . i have never be a drinker ever cannoy remeber when i last had a drink . and i never sv prople anf i gave hobne to a couple of cSinos gof entdrtainment snd ig i have gone i never spent mors than one hundref I ho eith gifty and ig usmy only plCe i haveever gone out evdr I hace no sovial life i fo notgetxmas or thanksgiving or esdter ir zbirthday irdinner ir a date ever evdr. I spend all my time slone with.my dog sll my time I have gone a cohple of times as ican go alone anx not feel weird. But i fo mot gamble my money . i gave none. Where you a growmn man who gas bever met me comes up with these kies Why do you bother gosdiping about me And gou Re the readon no one will helo me You are the readon i live in my a biorrowed old car. You znd your lues gave ruined my reputstion I do not lniw how to scam prople.if i fud i am vety bad as i have nomoney Do get a life If there Rs any attondys out there who think ican sue this badtard gor dlnder i eould appreviste geTong from you .all i say i can prove I work for the few fobstions if 50.00 ohave gad dince ,2009. I pay back. Iowe a friend in rsno a few dollars ieillpsy bavk and ihace teo friends i owe s couple ofhundred to thsts ir. So i am going go look into sueing gou becsuse i fo not lue and anyone eho has helpedme zll if give people will backme thry habe given fifty and i insist on paying vack and i gvefone zlot of pYing back slreadty. So ehat sczm have have i fone. Everyone wsnts toknow znd xo fo i . please go ahead snd tsll all of us whZt scam have idone I cannot fiquer outhiw to buy bitcoins i havrnovomputsr or money do eho have iscamef sndwhst was the scsmhow much fid iget from thisscam. Please tell all ofus. I am fying to lnow. Sldo whzt fo i drink ? Snyone whohas ever net me has neverhad a drink eith me I havebever been a drinker even divlcially my whole.life. i fo nit like a drunk I fonit get drunk i have been drunk two times when i eas young eith my mom on chamoagne znd once t a vn award nite with few brandys thats ir. Do mr know it slkpleasewho and whT kind of scamhave i fone. Look at my texts eitha cravkedphone glss Fo you think i czn pull off a scam I have never dtolen anything in my lifebut ihave hd everything stolen from me. I fo not even gight back i let it go I have no way to getbackwhst iz dtiolen ftomme ihave no idea jow or money to figjt bavkir money toscm You hate mesnd i have noidea ehy But you are z fool. I am not learned in thst field i promuse you i have noudea how to scam .i just tfy go kerp my fog and i with a neal every once in wjile and i am not good st thst. Plys ypu have toldeveryone i zm a dvammer do i donot ever get a mesl or snyrhong so why are you dsying dtop scamming My mither died and gave zll to my sister and i worked withmy mom for ,28 yearsmy sister did not. I can do nothong about it. I have nothongbutmy fog this broken vheap phone and the few bits of oldvlothes that were not stoken from me .thsts sllno bsnk avvount no cccard no homei fonot own a csrnothong a big zero.
This post literally made my head feel like it was going to explode.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/26/1609:34 PM
I spent all day chuckling at your one time pad post, Bluecipher. Someone in the office ask me what I was laughing about, how could I even begin to explain. I definitely couldn't go to XPT in the office and show the person, that would be a guaranteed sit-down with HR.
I think of 'one time pad' and then the huge typographical error rat's nest that follows and simply lose it.
I declare this thread over and you are the winner as I don't know how anyone can top that.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/27/1611:34 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I spent all day chuckling at your one time pad post, Bluecipher. Someone in the office ask me what I was laughing about, how could I even begin to explain. I definitely couldn't go to XPT in the office and show the person, that would be a guaranteed sit-down with HR.
I think of 'one time pad' and then the huge typographical error rat's nest that follows and simply lose it.
I declare this thread over and you are the winner as I don't know how anyone can top that.
Kidribz got it right - the text makes your head hurt. Yet, I can't stop myself. This debacle will either end in a gas station washroom, the bedroom of a classy gent residing in Westchester county, or a courtroom in Ontario (Canada or California, take your pick). It's a gripping story, even though it does that 'Moebius strip of despair' quality to it. I, myself can't wait for the next chapter to develop. I am actively rooting for the Luvinlioness to reclaim her throne.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/27/1606:52 PM
Perhaps I didn't go into enough detail. Sorry about that. How does the "pay" for service? I'm sure she can scramble up enough BJs from the negroids to afford it. But does she actually have a credit card or a bank account? Does she just hope there's a store operated by her carrier somewhere nearby where she can drop off some cash? Does she actually go to the local Kroger, buy a money order and a stamp, and send it off? Her FICO score must be lower than Donkey Long's IQ.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/27/1607:06 PM
You can go into a Walmart, grocery store, etc. and buy refill cards for most cell phone carriers. She probably operates in the cash and sexual bartering world. I agree with you Willie, she is probably an off-the-books kind of person.
The real mystery is the car, with the insurance and license. Those have to be renewed every year and I guess she is probably a monthly car insurance payer, no Collision and Comprehensive, minimum liability. What address does the license renewal go to?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/27/1607:30 PM
The car has to be borrowed from a friend, with minimum insurance for which she prepaid the friend. She might be driving without insurance. If she gets caught and the car gets impounded, it's ciao, Leonessa.
The refill cards for the phone are probably the way she operates. Wonder if she uses reloadable debit cards and adds money to them when she can. I don't know if you can do that from convenience or grocery stores.
There must be a dozen street survival techniques the Lioness has mastered over the years. She's a survivor.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/27/1608:53 PM
I didn't know you could buy prepaid cards for cell providers without having to buy a new burner phone.
So this brings up a few other questions:
1. If she actually is keeping insurance on the buggy, where does she mail the payment? And what form does it take? I highly doubt she has thought this through as much as our little cabal, but it's an interesting discussion.
2. If she is using a prepaid debit card, does she keep reloading the same one, or does she just buy a new one at Walmart when she's running low? It's quite expensive to rely on those cards in terms of per-transaction and activation fees. The only bank I can see that might even be able to service her needs on this Homeric odyssey is JPM Chase. If she could make it to the NY state line, she could turn some tricks in Hell's Kitchen, then hightail it for Saratoga Springs and the Canuckistani border. Maybe even celebrate with a nice dinner at Peter Luger.
3. Has anyone alerted Tranzer that a mature luvlioness is headed his way? Maybe Alex could steal some rubles and kopecks from his grandparents Soviet apartment and entertain Dana with his radioactive crank and a free enema.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/30/1607:15 PM
The Lioness probably eats lots of carbs, I would think, subsisting on greasy fast food. I don't see her reaching for a soup and salad at this stage. I hope she's not eating Lucky's food.
There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1608:54 AM
Originally Posted By: Blue
There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves.
There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves.
Hmmmmm. She must be off to Bloomington-Normal, IL, then. Bloomington Indiana looks to be too far south. But then, I guess she goes wherever the next paid booty call takes her.
And you are right, this thread needs some up to the minute visuals. We are working with old, tired pictures. Never a good thing. The latest is the Backpage ad pics, which are about 1.5 months old but likely to be heavily photoshopped.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1612:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Raoul Duke
Originally Posted By: Blue
There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves.
Only guy I know from Bloomington, IN:
Probably U of Illinois - their colors are orange and blue.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1601:02 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Blue
Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties.
An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience.
Wonder how many IU parents are going to get hit up for extra allowance this month. I can hear it now, "Mom, I need an extra couple hundred ros..er dollars this week".
Also, IU has a shit ton of asians going there. Only god knows of the things those kinky motherfuckes could think up to do with a 60 yr old woman with little to no morals. Dana just may be about to bite off more than she can chew.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1601:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Blue
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Blue
Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties.
An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience.
Wonder how many IU parents are going to get hit up for extra allowance this month. I can hear it now, "Mom, I need an extra couple hundred ros..er dollars this week".
Also, IU has a shit ton of asians going there. Only god knows of the things those kinky motherfuckes could think up to do with a 60 yr old woman with little to no morals. Dana just may be about to bite off more than she can chew.
Mom, I want to bang a woman who could be your older sister, or even your mom. Can you please deposit $250 in my account?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1602:18 PM
Except Illinois is in Champaign-Urbana. I believe Illinois State is in Bloomington/Normal, Illinois.
How ironic if the bipolar luvlioness wound up in a town called "Normal." Actually, I think the infamous "enema bandit" plied his trade at Illinois State for a while. Shaun Costello made a porno about it in the late 70s called "Waterpower." I think I did a review of it in Smutty's review area.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1604:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Blue
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Blue
Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties.
An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience.
Wonder how many IU parents are going to get hit up for extra allowance this month. I can hear it now, "Mom, I need an extra couple hundred ros..er dollars this week".
Also, IU has a shit ton of asians going there. Only god knows of the things those kinky motherfuckes could think up to do with a 60 yr old woman with little to no morals. Dana just may be about to bite off more than she can chew.
Mom, I want to bang a woman who could be your older sister, or even your mom. Can you please deposit $250 in my account?
Bang IDK. I had more than a couple male IU students work for me over the years. Given some of their stories I don't believe Ms Hayes would find much work there intercourse wise. I mean why would you pay to bang her when there are many corn fed midwestern girls there away from home for the first time. But the old whore may well be put through her paces other ways.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1604:20 PM
She needs to embrace her sixties, claiming she is 59 for several years is a sad variant of the old Jack Benny joke. She needs to learn some rudimentary German and head overseas to Deutschland and be a big star in Oma piss porn. Golden shower Grannies.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/1606:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
She needs to embrace her sixties, claiming she is 59 for several years is a sad variant of the old Jack Benny joke. She needs to learn some rudimentary German and head overseas to Deutschland and be a big star in Oma piss porn. Golden shower Grannies.
She'd do well in Oma porn, although the Hungarian grannies have that market sewn up.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/04/1606:39 PM
Looks like the Luvinlioness made it Richfield/Bloomington, Minnesota, right outside Minneapolis-St. Paul. No FB posts or Tweets declaring an emergency, so she must be luring those classy gents to her Toyota. Lucky, your salad days are back!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/08/1605:25 PM
she got a new escort review!
"I have been wanting to meet her for a long time. She just has the look of a woman who will enjoy you. She looks like her pics and she still sexy as ever. This review is late but I have to say I am glad I seen this woman. I will definitely repeat. Set up was easy and painless. "
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/14/1609:17 AM
Quite so. Twitter and FB are silent. Nothing on Humaniplex (which I guess is only CA-based). No record of arrests with the Hennepin County Sheriff's office, which includes her last known whereabouts (Richfield, MN). I hope she's not stuffed into a foot locker.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/20/1605:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Another post that wouldn't go through. I was hoping I could quote it and maybe fix the characters like Steezo suggested in AWOP, but no dice. I figured maybe it would work the way you can preview posts that will blank before you click submit.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/20/1608:37 PM
I had to screencap some material. When I try posting copy from other sites or words with special characters this software goes haywire and wipes out the entire entry.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/21/1611:09 AM
I wonder if she will make her way back to California or if this is the Luvinlioness's farewell tour. I don't think the market for 60-70 year-old escorts and pornstars is what it used to be. Those may be some of the very last reviews published about her charms.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/21/1604:55 PM
If she stays in the Midwest, she would be consider svelte, busty or 'with some meat on her bones' by the local classy johns gentlemen and that is an attractive quality. In California she is just fat. Maybe she has found a large yard for Lucky and a gentle, kindly gentlemen farmer to keep her. Swap Mercedes SUV with a 4x4 tricked-out pickup truck, a fancy split-level house with a fancifully decorated ranch house with horseshoe ornaments galore. Rustic surroundings for the rusty Luvinlioness.
Unfortunately for you Bluecipher, there probably won't be a new video with Dana being orally and anally sodomized by negro convicts.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/21/1605:15 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
If she stays in the Midwest, she would be consider svelte, busty or 'with some meat on her bones' by the local classy johns gentlemen and that is an attractive quality. In California she is just fat. Maybe she has found a large yard for Lucky and a gentle, kindly gentlemen farmer to keep her. Swap Mercedes SUV with a 4x4 tricked-out pickup truck, a fancy split-level house with a fancifully decorated ranch house with horseshoe ornaments galore. Rustic surroundings for the rusty Luvinlioness.
Unfortunately for you Bluecipher, there probably won't be a new video with Dana being orally and anally sodomized by negro convicts.
I'm a "Midwesterner" and she's just fat. Add to that the sound of her voice is really annoying and I find not much stroke value there. I guess being in the mid-west there's always the farm animals thing. Dana Does the Dairyland......
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/21/1608:09 PM
I like that: full negro. Are there any other similar modifiers: half negro, quarter negro? If so, how would they be defined? Would we have to know the convict's lineage? How much miscegeny would be needed in the family tree. Or is not a racial thing but a attitude/societal one: full negro: black gangsta/thuggery, half negro: Urkel and quarter negro: Lightnin' from my show: Amos n' Andy
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/21/1608:45 PM
I'm still holding out for teh Dana Hayes docu-drama. I want to know everyone's choices of casting for the parts, which I assume will not include the luvlioness herself.
Main characters:
Dana Her Mom Her Sister The dude who ran the resort in Mexico The first director she shot for Whoever hooked her up with HPlex At least 3 johns and of course a dog to play Lucky.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1612:02 AM
I am assuming you want known actors (not mopes/whores) cast in the docu-drama. If so, do they have to be living or is this a fantasy casting where we can choose people from any point in movie and television history.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1612:21 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I like that: full negro. Are there any other similar modifiers: half negro, quarter negro? If so, how would they be defined? Would we have to know the convict's lineage? How much miscegeny would be needed in the family tree. Or is not a racial thing but a attitude/societal one: full negro: black gangsta/thuggery, half negro: Urkel and quarter negro: Lightnin' from my show: Amos n' Andy
I may have gotten it wrong. The concept would refer to the extent of interaction with a brutha. Full-negro would probably consist of the Luvinlioness facing a pack of parolees in a gangbang with at least one DP. No holes barred. Half-negro would be a regular scene involving a negro, which would probably characterize most if not all of her IR scenes. To be fair, once she took a negro up the poop shoot, you might as well consider that having gone beyond the call of duty and gone full negro.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1612:28 AM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
I'm still holding out for teh Dana Hayes docu-drama. I want to know everyone's choices of casting for the parts, which I assume will not include the luvlioness herself.
Main characters:
Dana Her Mom Her Sister The dude who ran the resort in Mexico The first director she shot for Whoever hooked her up with HPlex At least 3 johns and of course a dog to play Lucky.
You would need more antagonists for heightened dramatic tension. Add a few of her sister escorts who've borrowed money and taken off, or left her stranded in some motel without paying their part of the bill, etc. One or two sheriff deputies, too, for her Reno adventures. Lucky would deserve having a female dog love interest (a poodle), as a foil to his mistress's station. In act III, you leave a loaded pistol on a table, next to a half-empty bottle of gin and a dirty tooth glass.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1605:28 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I am assuming you want known actors (not mopes/whores) cast in the docu-drama. If so, do they have to be living or is this a fantasy casting where we can choose people from any point in movie and television history.
If it's the latter, it would have to be Bea Arthur as the Lioness, hands down.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1610:27 AM
Kate England would have to play Dana the dancer/dance teacher only. She might get to plumb the depths of Dana's humanity and flesh out the Mom-Sis-Dana triangle of misunderstandings, petty slights, and loathing. If we assume the Lioness started banging freelance back in 1996, when she says her world turned to shit (no dates since 1996!) she would have been 42 or so. She may have been escorting in her early 40s. Kate might pull that off. For early noughts Dana - I think her first porn scenes are from 2003 or so- when she would have been in her late 40s, we would definitely need Bea Arthur for the part.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1611:43 AM
Hmm, I hadn't thought of it that way. I suppose I'd like to see it made as a contemporary indie, so I guess the actors would have to be alive.
As for the plot, still wide open. I originally thought it could start with Dana and Lucky in their car getting ready to leave L.A. for Canada. Along the way, we'd have opportunities for little vignettes of all her life issues. It would have to be under the guise of her driving to Canada to pay respects to her mother, who ironically hated her. And since it is Dana, of course there would have to be some scenes that might push this close to an X rating.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1612:17 PM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
How about Kate England for a younger rendition of Dana?
She'd have to pull a Deniro and pack on a minimum of 25-30 lbs for the role. Or you could simply cast the whore who sodomized Cryin' Ryan and make sure she kept her heels on. Which do you think the bargain basement studios are going to cast?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1603:31 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Is there a mature mainstream actress that looks like Bea Arthur or Dana? Perhaps Olympia Dukakis?
In other news, I think I jinxed the old girl.
Any physicians here?
I am XPT's fake mortician. I can only pretend to help after she has gone.
It would be most fun if some porno director made a XXX docu-drama about Dana Hayes, but didn't hire Dana Hayes.
I read Fred Stoller's book about being a TV guest star. He went to an audition once where the character description said: A Fred Stoller type, he auditioned for the role and didn't get it.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/22/1605:41 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Is there a mature mainstream actress that looks like Bea Arthur or Dana? Perhaps Olympia Dukakis?
In other news, I think I jinxed the old girl.
Any physicians here?
I am XPT's fake mortician. I can only pretend to help after she has gone.
It would be most fun if some porno director made a XXX docu-drama about Dana Hayes, but didn't hire Dana Hayes.
I read Fred Stoller's book about being a TV guest star. He went to an audition once where the character description said: A Fred Stoller type, he auditioned for the role and didn't get it.
Your mention of Stoller reminded me of a book I read years back, by another Stoller. This is off-topic but porn-related.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/23/1609:30 PM
We gotta get the screenplay going asap! Actors be damned, this thing needs to be written. There might not be much time left. Could we include a scene about Lucky's adoption and Dana crying herself to no end? That could be a good denouement to the "hole" story.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/24/1608:12 AM
In my treatment, Dana reaches Toronto but by then her loyal Lucky is so sick of the dog and pony show that he defects and is adopted by a young couple that makes a leafy Toronto suburb its home. Dana continues on and battles her sister for control of their mother's empire, eventually gaining control of her mother's home while her sister blocks her from taking over the family business. The Luvinioness establishes a very discreet cathouse/sex club where she operates as the now senior dowager madam. In the last scene, she stands at the front door smoking a Newport, as the young couple who adopted Lucky drive by in their Volvo V60 wagon, with Lucky in a back seat, staring out the window. Lucky and Dana's eyes meet and lock for a second. Lucky looks away. Dana sheds a single tear, puts out her cigarette and returns indoors, to manage the girls.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/25/1610:27 AM
She's testing the patience of a thousand classy gents with her cryptic messages. Communication is not her forte or perhaps it's part of her ruse. She won't even say where she is.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/10/1612:19 PM
Forgive me, Al Stewart:
... Dana's gone like a darkening of the sky A change in the weather Dana's gone like a moment out of time Maybe forever Lines of coffee cups on parade Soldiers for keeping the night away Soon, too soon, you'll be moving out There's nothing here to hold you now Dana's gone.
Dana left Lucky On a hot summer night She would not go for him and so He shot her down at sight Dana gone, one more round, Dana gone!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/20/1609:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Dana's older germanic sister - Helga Sven.
September 19, 1943 Frankfurt, Germany
Is that her birthday? Was she part of the Bund Deutscher Madel? Does she seek out classy gentleman and have a canine companion? Is there discord in her family and is her mother recently deceased? So many questions.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/1605:22 PM
Holy shit, she made it to Ontario. Wonder if sis or some kindly cousin, niece or nephew is hosting her or if some kind and classy gent is bankrolling this new phase of her life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/1605:26 PM
The game is afoot once again. The Lioness starts with a strong, "I am looking for a date" move. Queen's pawn to d4. Classy gents, prepare your countermove.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/1605:38 PM
What is the Canadian exchange rate on roses? Is she offering a hoser discount?
The Luvinlioness is battle tested on the mean streets of the outskirts of Los Angeles, can preternaturally polite Torontonians handle that street savvy and not be taken?
Will Dana be offering her lady companionship to classy Canucks out of a Tim Horton's in a shabby part of town?
Perhaps this is the spinoff series (or reboot) we have been looking for. Where does Lucky fit into this?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/1608:00 PM
I think the Lioness will do better in her new surroundings. If she has a hankering for dark cock she'll have to go East Asian, African or Jamaican. No more LA homeys to fall back on.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/1609:31 PM
What is the over/under on her playing the homeless game in Ontario, Ca like she did in Ontario, CA. I am looking for a calendar date. I will give her until the end of July. So August 1, she will be back griping on facebook and twitter about starving, Lucky, etc.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/1611:57 PM
If she is holed up with a friend or family she may be able to hold out until sometime in the fall. I doubt she would be allowed to operate her business from a friend's apt or home. She may be going civilian with a local job and making a little money on the side with a little escorting while she waits for her knight to stroll along (and sis to break down). I wonder if Lucky was allowed across the border. Probably had to stay under observation for a week or more.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/08/1604:18 PM
If she is going to take on estate business I guess her escort activites will need to be very low key or nonexistent. Don't want sis bringing up any naughty stories.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/09/1608:35 AM
She could always take the Via rail from Toronto to Montreal to ply her vagina-spreading trade. Only lasts about 5 hours. No wonder the call the coin a "Looney."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/10/1608:10 PM
Maybe the Luvinlioness can bury the hatchet with her sister and make a real life Arsenic and Old Lace or the modern equivalent, antifreeze in the corn flakes. I am sure those Toronto pensions (and pensioners) are fat like a Christmas goose.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/11/1605:49 PM
According to her tweets, The Lioness has a new, Canada-based number so gents can reach her easily.I guess the old phone and number are in possession of Indiana or Minnesota law enforcement.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1608:28 AM
Bad TER review from May. The Lionesss' touch is flagging:
I was browsing BP one day and saw that Dana Hayes was going to be near my area. I have been a fan of hers for years so I couldn't pass up the opportunity of seeing her. This would also take care of two bucket list items for me. 1) being with a porn star and 2) being with someone 20+ years older than me.
So I called her a couple of nights before to work out the details. She required a reference and fortunately another provider was able to vouch for me. So we set up a time to meet. I called her the day of and again when I got to the hotel for the room number. And up I went...
Unfortunately, the session itself was disappointing. She is a nice enough lady though. But I was expecting a bit more fun in the session and she did not deliver.
Non-VIP's: for the price, I'd say go only if you're a fan. I probably won't repeat though.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1603:23 PM
Must have been a slow bj with manual finish and some boob kneading along the way. I didn't know the Lioness required references. She must be running scared. I thought saying, "I am not a member of law enforcement nor am I workging with them," or something like that, was enough to unlock escort gold.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1604:15 PM
TV myth. You do not have to reveal you are law enforcement when asked. That's the whole point of undercover operations. Some TV writer years ago came up with the "if you're a cop, you have to say so now or it's entrapment" concept. Pure bullshit, and I expect some of our resident internet lawyers will chime in.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1605:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Must have been a slow bj with manual finish and some boob kneading along the way.
Why do I feel the Luvinlioness is not a patient woman. Considering her homeless desperation, she has a surfeit of time, but is probably is a bigger clockwatcher than a lowly office worker. She probably books the date and basically wants you to hand her the money and then get the fuck away from her. Any additional delay simply irritates her. She is what the English call work-shy.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1607:07 PM
The VIP portion of the review:
Quote:
I made it up to the room and sure enough, it was Dana Hayes in the flesh! She's a little thicker in real life (or she's gained weight). And her tits are really that nice! She was also nice and seemed genuinely happy that I was there. We exchanged pleasantries and took care of business. Then we got comfortable.
Now this is the part that was a bit lacking. She started with a BBBJ. Which was OK. But she only wanted to do it in certain positions. She also said I could take pictures with my phone if I wanted. So I snapped a few pics of my cock in her mouth (that was a bonus) and a few more of her performing russian on me.
She made a few comments on my size. At first I was flattered because of the ego boost of a porn star saying you're big. But after a while it got old. And I started to think that she didn't want to do FS. And at that point I figured greek was right out. Well, she applied a hat on me, lube on herself, and told me to go slow. So I did that. We started out in mish and I went REALLY slow. She started complaining that I was too deep. She positioned her hands so that I could only go in just a little bit "just the tip" and not much further. Watching her films, you'd think she could take a pounding. And usually most women are OK with my size after a few minutes. Not Dana.
She then got in doggy position, but said she didn't trust that I wouldn't start pounding away. So I went for a few strokes and she stopped me. I asked and just as I thought: no greek. More mish, but again "just the tip". She then removed the hat and said she'd finish me orally. After a few minutes (again weird positions) I had enough. I sat her on her knees and jerked it and came all over her face. She looked at herself in the mirror and commented on the size of the load. Then excused herself to clean up. I think a second shot was available, but I passed. Plus, by then my time was running out.
She did let me use her shower to clean up. And after that we sat and talked for a few minutes. Again, she is a very sweet woman, but the sex was quite lacking. Won't repeat.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1607:31 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Must have been a slow bj with manual finish and some boob kneading along the way.
Why do I feel the Luvinlioness is not a patient woman. Considering her homeless desperation, she has a surfeit of time, but is probably is a bigger clockwatcher than a lowly office worker. She probably books the date and basically wants you to hand her the money and then get the fuck away from her. Any additional delay simply irritates her. She is what the English call work-shy.
I fear you may have read the situation correctly. Dana will take a come shot across the old mug (see below) but she makes you haggle more than a tourist at the Marrakech bazaar.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1607:52 PM
Originally Posted By: JasonH
The VIP portion of the review:
Quote:
I made it up to the room and sure enough, it was Dana Hayes in the flesh! ... Again, she is a very sweet woman, but the sex was quite lacking. Won't repeat.
The Lioness is a total letdown in her autumn years. No greek? Haggling over mish, "just the tip", etc? She let negroes bang her to oblivion only a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen. The only way in is to offer her more roses for the old bud.
...
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away. p.b. shelley
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1607:53 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
TV myth. You do not have to reveal you are law enforcement when asked. That's the whole point of undercover operations. Some TV writer years ago came up with the "if you're a cop, you have to say so now or it's entrapment" concept. Pure bullshit, and I expect some of our resident internet lawyers will chime in.
I'd ask a lawyer in my family but the request for clariticcaton inevitably get back to my sisters and beyond.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/14/1609:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Lioness is a total letdown in her autumn years. No greek? Haggling over mish, "just the tip", etc? She let negroes bang her to oblivion only a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen. The only way in is to offer her more roses for the old bud.
I wonder if he paid full rate or got one of those early morning specials she used to offer. It appears that she was framing expectations by constantly commenting on how large the john's johnson was, that way she wouldn't have to take his probably normal size cock in her negro stretched out twat.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/15/1609:58 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Lioness is a total letdown in her autumn years. No greek? Haggling over mish, "just the tip", etc? She let negroes bang her to oblivion only a few years ago. How the mighty have fallen. The only way in is to offer her more roses for the old bud.
I wonder if he paid full rate or got one of those early morning specials she used to offer. It appears that she was framing expectations by constantly commenting on how large the john's johnson was, that way she wouldn't have to take his probably normal size cock in her negro stretched out twat.
True. That early bird special might be a quick bj and a game of dodge ball around the vagina.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/28/1605:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Back on the merry go round.
Isn't she fouling her nest doing this? I guess as a remittance woman way far away in the Southwestern United States, it was a family embarrassment but acceptable as the family friends and local society wouldn't see it. Now she is flaunting it in her sister's face, in their own backyard. I am guessing the mother's will was el stiffo as far as Dana was concerned and it is now back into survival mode. I predicted the homeless act by August 1st, since she is starting up again in Toronto, it should be inevitable. I may have missed the window by a few weeks, but it is coming.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/28/1607:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Back on the merry go round.
Isn't she fouling her nest doing this? I guess as a remittance woman way far away in the Southwestern United States, it was a family embarrassment but acceptable as the family friends and local society wouldn't see it. Now she is flaunting it in her sister's face, in their own backyard. I am guessing the mother's will was el stiffo as far as Dana was concerned and it is now back into survival mode. I predicted the homeless act by August 1st, since she is starting up again in Toronto, it should be inevitable. I may have missed the window by a few weeks, but it is coming.
Cash reserves from the Minnesota and contributions from White Knight Society of the Upper Midwest must be running low. Showdown with sis might be coming soon.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/29/1604:06 AM
I wouldn't exactly call where she is Toronto. Brampton / Caledon is a commuter city far from the downtown. It's like saying you're in NYC and you're stuck south of Staten Island. I won't be making the drive.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/29/1601:04 PM
This gif really shows off her white trashiness. Cigarette in hand sitting on couch in what appears to be trailer home. I can almost hear her smoker's laugh wheeze. I wouldn't be surprised if she just reeks of booze and nicotine sweat.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/29/1602:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
This gif really shows off her white trashiness. Cigarette in hand sitting on couch in what appears to be trailer home. I can almost hear her smoker's laugh wheeze. I wouldn't be surprised if she just reeks of booze and nicotine sweat.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/30/1602:42 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I predicted the homeless act by August 1st, since she is starting up again in Toronto, it should be inevitable. I may have missed the window by a few weeks, but it is coming.
You called it! All is not well in Greater Toronto:
Maybe she could latch on to one of the Argonaut CFL football players. She's done plenty of IR scenes, shouldn't be too much of a stretch for her (pun not intended).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/30/1604:33 PM
She looks like the older waitress type that every run down strip club seems to have working. She's too old to strip anymore but likes to still drink and flirt with the customers.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/30/1605:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I predicted the homeless act by August 1st, since she is starting up again in Toronto, it should be inevitable. I may have missed the window by a few weeks, but it is coming.
You called it! All is not well in Greater Toronto:
Maybe she could latch on to one of the Argonaut CFL football players. She's done plenty of IR scenes, shouldn't be too much of a stretch for her (pun not intended).
Kingfish - you could be the lucky, classy gent to show Dana a good time around Toronto!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/30/1609:04 PM
I have never been to Toronto nor do I have plans to visit anytime soon. So that is not going to happen, but thanks for the suggestion. I am not a professional mope like a Dave Hardman and cannot get my dick up for anything that simply smells fishy, so my interest in Dana is schadenfreudal not sexual.
The haggard strip club waitress is a good descriptor. I would extend it to a ancient waitress or a superannuated boozy regular at some biker dive bar asking loudly at closing time "who is the handsome fella taking me home to my trailer tonight".
There is cognitive dissonance in our intrepid lady, she is absolutely aged white trash but expects the jet-set millionaire suitors to send the Gulfstream to pick her up for a tropical island getaway. Fornicating with Negro ex-convicts on video does not one make a celebrity but simply a cog in the massive global machine in the workaday world of pornography. At what point in the desperation cycle would a carton of cigarettes or a pint of hooch get a hobbyist a hand job?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/31/1612:16 PM
It's now all up to Toronto-based hobbyists and white knights. Dana may have to look up some old high school sweetheart in Toronto and rent a garage. No word on Lucky. He is not mentioned any more. He may have had to stay in the USA.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/31/1601:06 PM
I think Lucky is the property of a prop company and needed to be returned upon Dana leaving the country. Lucky can finally live up to his name, as he is free from the claws of the Luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1607:42 AM
Dana has the birthday blues......from her FB page
My birthday is Aug 13 and still single so that's another birthday alone. Every birthday since 1996 alone.. Help. I am really nice. I fear being alone this long will send me to a early grave.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1605:38 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Dana has the birthday blues......from her FB page
My birthday is Aug 13 and still single so that's another birthday alone. Every birthday since 1996 alone.. Help. I am really nice. I fear being alone this long will send me to a early grave.
Shit, her sister is one stone-cold sibling. No birthday cake for the old girl.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1606:45 PM
How many white knights and hobbyists will send Dana birthday goodies? I bet they will send her shit that she doesn't want, i.e. everything but money. Does the old broad even have a online wish list?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1605:36 AM
Is there no one filming granny porn these days? No money in it? What about mature/GILF magazines? Shes not that horrid for someone her age. She have no imagination for jobs or is she truly mentally ill or so poison no company will touch her?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1610:21 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Is there no one filming granny porn these days? No money in it? What about mature/GILF magazines? Shes not that horrid for someone her age. She have no imagination for jobs or is she truly mentally ill or so poison no company will touch her?
She must act weird, come to work drugged out, or be "difficult to work with" so they don't call her back.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1610:28 AM
I had a nightmare featuring the Luvinlioness. I was a classy gentleman of about sixty-five, of independent means, living in the Toronto area and still, surprisingly, able to bring it and keep it up. I had contacted a certain matronly escort currently working the Toronto environs, swelling at the thought of her reproducing some of her nastier turns I'd come across on DVD. I contributed the requisite number of Canadian red roses for anal but when it came to the piece de resistance, the Lioness screamed, just the tip, just the tip! I woke up drenched in sweat and hoping I'd gone for the 30 year old Acadian girl.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1611:46 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Is there no one filming granny porn these days? No money in it? What about mature/GILF magazines? Shes not that horrid for someone her age. She have no imagination for jobs or is she truly mentally ill or so poison no company will touch her?
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She must act weird, come to work drugged out, or be "difficult to work with" so they don't call her back.
That, and there's simply no market for Bea Arthur porn anymore.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1601:08 PM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Is there no one filming granny porn these days? No money in it? What about mature/GILF magazines? Shes not that horrid for someone her age. She have no imagination for jobs or is she truly mentally ill or so poison no company will touch her?
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She must act weird, come to work drugged out, or be "difficult to work with" so they don't call her back.
That, and there's simply no market for Bea Arthur porn anymore.
Like I've said before, she has to move to Hungary or Germany, where the OMA porn world is active.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/17/1611:29 AM
Moblem - if other parties are able to conjure you up, would you care to post an expected expiry date for the LuvinLioness given information you can glean from the postings in the thread
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/20/1607:34 PM
My theory. 1996 - the year mama and sis jointly booted her out of their lives due to some Huge Mistake (drugs, booze, embezzlement, dereliction of duty); - got divorced or lost a job due to some Huge Mistake.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/20/1610:57 PM
The Luvinlioness' resume:
I started my upscale escort career in July of 2016 in Chatham, Ontario I am always looking for new upscale clients all over. If you have any questions or wish to book an appointment please contact me at 519-215-xxxx I am still in the Chatham area as of the 12th of September and am available if you give me a call.
The Ultimate Mature Porn Star Dana Hayes - 60 Fri July 15th, 2016 In the toronto area love to meet fans of the mature woman and fans of my 245 films. Call 519-215-xxxx 5'8 " volumptuos bleach blonde ----------------------------
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/20/1611:26 PM
JB is a fuckin genius. I work at a Center that deals with folks who have either psychiatric, substance abuse issues, or both. She would be welcome here, and I would deal with her on a professional basis no attempted seduction. We have a number of fantastic peer counselors on staff. Catherine and Lisselle are brilliant and beautiful women who would provide great support to Dana. More importantly, we have Ed, Tom, and Danny, all long-time sober who would require Dana do deal with her emotional baggage.The bad news is that I have been doing this since February 2000, and seriously doubt that she would want to work a program. The problem is that she is able to sustain her dysfunctional lifestyle by being a porn whore. She will do what is doing until she finds her bottom. I hope she finds her bottom before she is found dead.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/21/1611:10 AM
You got it, Balto boy. She definitely needs to see some sort of therapist or psychologist. Whenever she shouts out for help and delivers a jeremiad on her condition she strikes back at anyone who dares suggest she seek counsel or try a social assistance program or women's shelter. The "easy" money from deep throating, tit jobs, and "just the tip" moves on her johns is still coming in relatively frequently (enough to publish escort ads in Ontario). I guess her strategy as to why she is in Ontario is to be a gadfly around her sister until sis defrosts some.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/31/1605:51 PM
Blue plate/hair special near Orangeville, ON.
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Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/02/1612:02 AM
Like the age old conundrum of whether a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it, does it still make a sound? If this lady checks out (dies) will Moblem give a wank?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/02/1612:32 AM
It's a fucking tragedy. Her scene in Mommy Loves Cock was strokeworthy. Now she seems read to cross the Mexican border and participate in a Mexican Donkey Show. Maybe she need and good Donkey Punch to put her out of her misery.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/02/1601:13 AM
Well if she ever ends up the Streets of Baltimore, I will treat her well. I won't pay her well. but I will treat her well. Roses and cunnilinglus ought to delight an old whore like her.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/14/1607:33 AM
I read recently that tha "Dance Mom" fatso finally pled guilty to bankruptcy fraud and money laundering, and will be spending some quality time in prison. She's in Pittsburgh, which ain't too far from Toronto. Maybe the Lioness could come down and run the shop for her while she's busy being raped with broom handled in C-block.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/20/1601:07 PM
Dana's still holding court at her friend's home and taking outcalls for a little dick nibbling, but still no dates! No classy gents from the provinces have come forward to take Dana dancing.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/13/1611:19 PM
Scribes to the Rescue! Help the Luvinlioness tell her story in vibrant, colorful, and dynamic prose. Help write the passionate story of middling dance teacher who was driven to conquer the mature/granny niche of American porn in the first decade of the twenty first century aughts. Follow and describe her adventures as she conquers the love of Lucky, the sage dog, but is constantly disappointed by the marks, er, males in her life and betrayed by the women she considers sisters and colleagues. Help tease out her love for the SF Valley, Palm Springs, Nevada, and the Toronto area.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/03/1606:57 PM
She's from Toronto originally. Must have friends in the area.
Of course, another reason to move there might be, "On November 4, 2015, The Canadian Institute of Planners announced winners of its fifth annual Great Places in Canada contest. A jury of seven professional planners named Broadway as the Great Street. "The jury was impressed by the central role Broadway plays in the Orangeville community, along with the heritage character and streetscape design." -wikipedia
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/04/1604:23 AM
Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Why would she be homeless in the States when she could be on welfare in Canada?
While we do get Government funded health in Canada and our minimum wage is higher than most of the States, welfare doesn't count for much. In Ontario, a single person on welfare only receives C$656 monthly. You couldn't rent an apartment for that.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/04/1611:30 AM
In defense of the Lioness, she is trying to start some dance school or dance lessons gig under her real name, which can't be posted here. I'm sure it doesn't help when a prospective employer or potential client find out the dance teacher is a porn star and active escort plying her trade on FB, Twitter, Backpage, and beyond.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/04/1611:34 AM
Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Why would she be homeless in the States when she could be on welfare in Canada?
I think she has friends in Orangeville and may have stayed with them a bit to save $$. I imagine there was no incall service under those conditions. Alas, her past and present escorting probably gums up any attempt to land a job above short order cook (and I am not certain the Lioness can fry an egg).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/04/1611:44 AM
I thought the move to Canada would ultimately prove beneficial to the Lioness. She would find old friends who would host her for some months while she got a basic job, got some savings going, dropped the escorting bit, took advantage of some assistance from province's women's social services and tried to break out of the BJ and Russian job business. It seems she's stuck in the turning tricks rut.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/28/1604:38 PM
Granny takes a fall! What God-awful luck.
"Friends not doing ok no car no TV went for walk nasty fall as I have no boots broke nose concussion and two black eyes .Have to have operation on my back....Life is hell Will have to turn off phone e cannot afford it and no computer.so I feel like I am in jail .Nothing to do but sleep Orangeville Ontario Canada sucks"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/28/1605:48 PM
Maybe it is time for the big sleep. Take some sedatives, some cheap wine and sit outside in cold wintry Ontario and go to sleep. They would put a dog or cat down for less misery.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/28/1609:06 PM
Going off on a tangent, this is the daughter of the lead actor from BJ & The Bear. Her name is Briana Evigan and I guess she sometimes puts sexy videos of herself working out on the YouTUbe.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1611:59 AM
Canada is a cold place...
Selections from the Lioness's FB entries:
Social services cut me back. To 515 a month rent is 500 and I have a dog and I cannot get to food bank. I cannot live on this. ... I have no car and no TV and I am stuck sitting alone inside nothing to do. I took a walk fell down high snow pile Landed on my face now I have two black eyes broken nose and a concussion.blood everywhere.that was my Xmas Eve.i Stuck inside with. No TV is killing me. In alot of pain ..Bummed ...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1601:47 PM
The bitch earlier complained that she had nowhere to stay. Now she tacitly implies she has a place but can't afford rent. Her story is beginning to crack.
But I still wish the best for Lucky. He's a trooper.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1604:42 PM
Bluecipher, why don't you send the Luvinlioness some New Year's warm wishes. I am sure she would appreciate the sentiment. Tell her that Lucky lives up to his name being associated with Dana.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1605:52 PM
The Luvinlioness probably does not answer her fan e-mail unless a $25 electronic gift card is attached to it and as a chronicler of her fortunes/misfortunes, I can't directly intervene. I would consider having a local supermarket deliver a big bag of dog food to her humble abode if I knew where it was. She is in need of a friendly Uber or Lyft driver willing to take BJs as payment for weekly trips to the food bank. A donated TV and good antenna and she can while away her time. Rob Spallone is coming back any day now and will need a few milfs and gilfs to populate his next hit.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1605:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Willie D
The bitch earlier complained that she had nowhere to stay. Now she tacitly implies she has a place but can't afford rent. Her story is beginning to crack.
But I still wish the best for Lucky. He's a trooper.
She must have been waiting for the paperwork for her social security/aid to come through. To get bigger marks she will need to prowl the streets of Toronto. Orangeville, Ontario is too small for the Luvinlioness.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1606:06 PM
You aren't up for emulating George Plimpton and being a participatory journalist?
I would be afraid that a donation of a TV with aerial wouldn't suit the Luvinlioness' need for proper video stimulation. Being stuck watching the CBC and other Canadian OTA channels would probably elicit many complaints about shitty programming. She needs a 4K TV with Netflix, Amazon and Hulu, plus a Direct TV package.
I have noticed the cognitive dissonance of desperate people: the don't want help unless it fits their expensive tastes but they complain about their desperate straits.
I think the Luvinlioness definitely fits into that category.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1607:37 PM
Didn't Plimpton get sacked as QB for the Lions? I might get sacked by the LuvinLioness if I emulate him. She probably would look down on anything like basic cable or below.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/29/1609:26 PM
I think Plimpton washed out very quickly. There was a movie about the book about his experiences, starring Alan Alda as George. Maybe you could be like Nick Broomfield -- smug and pay the Luvinlioness on camera for her interview that way she will talk and put up with silly inquiries.
I wonder if the seedy motels in Orangeville are seedier than the seedy motels in the Inland Empire and LA County?
Can she receive and entertain classy gentleman in her Orangeville abode or would there be a risk of losing it over something as silly as prostitution?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/30/1610:30 AM
I think she is renting a room in a friend's home, but "working" from a friend's home -- no matter how close a friend -- is probably a no-no. I wonder if her social security or whatever money she receives from the government would be in jeopardy if she were caught entertaining gents.
I do like the interview idea. I doubt the Luvinlioness would open up about her past and what took her from Ontario to the San Fernando Valley and a role in the undiscovered classic, "Even Grandma Needs a Good Fucking 1," (2010).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/26/1709:17 PM
More woe visits the Lioness! FB entry. The con game continues?
I have the worst luck..my dog and I were hit by a car today ! I fell to ground and dog hit by bumper went under car but no wheels hit him ..thank God. I got up and my dog walked with no limp so other than a few bruises we are ok. Cannot tell for sure about lucky .will have to wait and see if he shows signs of injury. Freaked me out.. Guess I have some luck as we could have been killed thank God driver was going slow. All I cared about was lucky as he is fifteen. Love to you all !😍😘
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/26/1709:39 PM
How come the Luvinlioness hasn't thought of accident insurance fraud? That seems like it would be up her alley. It would provide her income and attention in her golden years.
At fifteen, Lucky will be going to the big backyard in the sky soon. Finally freedom and peace for the pooch.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/27/1709:27 AM
Her recent fall and this "accident" may be test runs. She is openly calling for older, classy gents to come visit her for real dating, not escorting. If the right Merc, BMW or Audi shows up she might find herself so excited she might fall under the front wheels as she comes to meet her new beau.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/30/1707:04 PM
Could it be CANCER ?
FB - Dana Hayes:
Thanks to all those who wished me well...getting hit by a car was bad but all I cared about was my dog he was under the car but no wheels ran over him and he got up and we hobbled home. The I had to go to hospital for appendix but it turned out not to be that ...it is much worse I think...but they couldn't or wouldn't say much . I have never been a drink it I have some bad things happening there and on my ovary. Maybe being hit by the car was lucky cause i didn't know about the other problems and perhaps caught them early...but the pain is terrible... God works in mysterious ways.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/02/1704:25 PM
Dana didn't seem to be au courant with the rash of fake porno cancer a few years ago. Maybe this is her plunge into the GoFundMe world. Maybe she came to the cancer grift conclusion recently.
What a beautiful setup: I was injured by a car and the doctors found something while at the hospital getting fixed for that.
Doesn't the socialized medicine of Canada take care of the medical expenses? Maybe she will seek some form of gap coverage from the white knights and classy gentlemen for her fake malady. Those cigarettes, booze and dog food are not going to buy themselves.
For a woman born during the time of the Eisenhower administration (the Louis St. Laurent administration for the Canadian Luvinlioness), she seems to have taken the Internet attention whoring to a level that would put any Millennial whiner to shame.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/02/1707:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Dana didn't seem to be au courant with the rash of fake porno cancer a few years ago. Maybe this is her plunge into the GoFundMe world. Maybe she came to the cancer grift conclusion recently.
What a beautiful setup: I was injured by a car and the doctors found something while at the hospital getting fixed for that.
Doesn't the socialized medicine of Canada take care of the medical expenses? Maybe she will seek some form of gap coverage from the white knights and classy gentlemen for her fake malady. Those cigarettes, booze and dog food are not going to buy themselves.
For a woman born during the time of the Eisenhower administration (the Louis St. Laurent administration for the Canadian Luvinlioness), she seems to have taken the Internet attention whoring to a level that would put any Millennial whiner to shame.
It could be a beautiful setup to trigger a love trap on an unsuspecting classy gentleman looking for a mature life partner with deep experience in the carnal arts. Lucky is included in the deal.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/04/1710:10 AM
GOVERNMENT DENTAL PROGRAMS IN CANADA, GENERAL ORAL HEALTH CARE IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE CANADA HEALTH ACT (CHA). MOST CANADIANS RECEIVE ORAL HEALTH CARE THROUGH PRIVATELY OPERATED DENTAL CLINICS AND PAY FOR SERVICES THROUGH INSURANCE OR BY PAYING FOR IT THEMSELVES. SOME DENTAL SERVICES ARE COVERED THROUGH GOVERNMENT DENTAL PROGRAMS. THESE PROGRAMS ARE INTEGRAL TO THE HEALTH AND WELL-BEING OF CANADIANS...
From Canadian Assn of Public Health Dentistry.
She may need to hit Paris or Nice for cheap, quality dental.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/05/1712:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
More woe visits the Lioness! FB entry. The con game continues?
I have the worst luck..my dog and I were hit by a car today ! I fell to ground and dog hit by bumper went under car but no wheels hit him ..thank God. I got up and my dog walked with no limp so other than a few bruises we are ok. Cannot tell for sure about lucky .will have to wait and see if he shows signs of injury. Freaked me out.. Guess I have some luck as we could have been killed thank God driver was going slow. All I cared about was lucky as he is fifteen. Love to you all !😍😘
Maybe she's trying to become the Whiplash Wang of Canada. (Early MASH episode. Old Korean guy who was a "professional accident victim.)
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/25/1704:06 AM
Post from yesterday.
Sorry I do not video chat. I look awful all the time . Due to background checks I have been banned from employment in my town. Seems town council thinks pornstar is not safe with the public. I have no car no money just enough for rent and I live from food bank which gets less and less each month. I live in a room no tv no WiFi no Computer no bus money .No family or friends. No reason to live . I pray each night to die. So alone. Cannot walk much due to pain.so here I sit alone no radio. Slowly going insane. I cry most of every day. Take sleeping pill to sleep as long as I can.i have no one to tAlk to. I cannot bear this life.it never gets better. I have never made a cent from adult films since 2006. Never made a penny from internet ever ever. Please this not meant for sympathy.just know that all the vulgar comments are monitored by town council. And they think I am the person they see on films .but I am not ! It was a job I stayed at 49 yrs of age because I wE living in a shed for more than 7 years .Please know I am just going to a early grave. Loneliness will kill me way before my time. How long can a person sit in a room with nothing to do? I fear jail would be better at least you have someone to talk to.i do not. Please no video chats. I cannot fiquer out how to shut it off. I need better Glasses. Dana Hayes died long ago.
PLEASE E-MAIL THIS FORM ONLINE TO vulnerablepersons@orangevillepolice.ca OR MAIL/DELIVER TO ORANGEVILLE POLICE, C/O COMMUNITY SERVICES LOCATED AT 390 C LINE, ORANGEVILLE, ONTARIO L9W 3Z8
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/26/1709:47 AM
Lucky's more likely to receive the assistance of some kind soul that Dana, and that may be the end game: Sooner or later, someone's going to drop the dime to the Orangeville SPCA, and when they respond, they'll likely report herself to Adult Protective Services when she loses control. Unless she gets all Goebbels and murders her four-legged "child' before offing herself.
Right now, that dog's her only chance of making it out of her self-imposed hell alive.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/26/1703:46 PM
Lucky will be fine without his mistress, but I think that if he goes before she does it will only end up killing her. I'm surprised there are no social programs she can take advantage of to take the edge off living alone and shunned. If she was trying to become a dance teacher, that was destined to fail; no mother would let her kid learn to pirouette under the tutelage of a retired pornstar and active escort.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/11/1703:08 PM
What happened to 'end days'? We need to amend Ben Franklin's famous aphorism of the only certainties in life being death and taxes to add: Dana Hayes will being looking for classy gents.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/26/1708:25 PM
The Luvinlioness is in a win-win situation, Christians love to save people from sin (especially the sins of the flesh) and Dana loves attention. I think she will be trolling for the classy Christians in no time like you said. Like in Breaking Bad, when Jesse, Badger and Skinny Pete infiltrate the Narcotics Anonymous group to talk up the blue meth to get new customers, Dana will be getting some cowered Christian men to 'come on by and see me sometime' at the ice cream social.
I like entrepreneurial Dana. And it is a respite from the poverty angle she has been flogging for over a decade.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/1708:07 AM
In time, if she settles in a stable relationship with a good mark, I mean man, she can set up a little mail order business and distribute her old DVDs, choice lingerie, etc. All hush-hush. Jesus doesn't have to know EVERYTHING.
These will be good times for Lucky, if she plays her cards right.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/1709:14 PM
I think the old Canuck Christian she cons into a relationship will probably have a sly grin on his face -- I am sleeping with a porn star -- at the beginning of the relationship. When he sees her work on DVD -- the corn-holing by convict negro labor -- the grin evaporates with the relationship. I don't think any old Christian coot can handle that level of anal miscegenation and Dana is back begging for cigarette and booze money on twitter.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/30/1710:27 AM
I wonder how many white knights will race in and try to save her from Christianity? Is Shelley Lubben involved? Will she be shaking down people for contributions for her new "church" that she will form?
A new game with the same old hustle. Instead of begging for money for herself, she can beg for money to help get the exploited sex workers off of the mean streets of Orangeville (and use it herself).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/12/1710:09 PM
Lent is the cat lickers (Catholics) bag, not the Christians. There may be some sect that cares about Ash Wednesday and Lent, but pretty much only the Catholics.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/13/1709:00 AM
You're right, but that was a joke, like she might have done something for Ass Wednesday.
She's probably joined some prot. church. I think her background is Irish (orange or green I know not) and Ukranian but I doubt she'd go to some Catholic Ukranian church if any exist in Orangeville.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/13/1707:41 PM
Church of the Negro Gangbang sounds pentecostal or something out of Mississippi or Alabama. Lots of participation and yelling hallelujah, definitely some snake handling in this case. I don't think the sedate and classy folks of Orangeville are into that scene. I see the Lioness trying to infiltrate the respected Anglican or Lutheran congregations and siding up to some moneyed widowers looking for companionship, love, and a dog named Lucky.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1704:26 PM
Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses, I recently read Rudolf Hoess' autobiography about being the Kommandant of Auschwitz. He had respect for the JW prisoners, saying they were very hard working and went to death with a sense of peace knowing that they were going to a better place. The asocials (criminals) went whimpering like babies knowing they would have to answer on the other side.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/17/1708:58 PM
She's one of my favorite mature stars. I'd jump her in a second. My number two is Desi Foxx but I doubt there's a chance of hitting that. (daughter Eli has surfaced on twitter under her real name & porn name. Still not as hot as mom. )
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/18/1709:02 AM
She will be joining the Compass Church's "Compass Women" group as well as the Senior Adults group, which teems with classy gents and lonely seniors in search of faith and companionship. In three months' time the Luvinlioness will be engaged to a posh gent.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/21/1702:02 AM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Speaking of Jehovah's Witnesses, I recently read Rudolf Hoess' autobiography about being the Kommandant of Auschwitz. He had respect for the JW prisoners, saying they were very hard working and went to death with a sense of peace knowing that they were going to a better place. The asocials (criminals) went whimpering like babies knowing they would have to answer on the other side.
What a hypocritical POS. Cowardly fuck took nearly 40 years to successfully off himself.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/21/1708:47 AM
You may be thinking of someone else. Hoess, was hanged in 1947 by the Poles in Warsaw. It was suggested while he was in custody to write it all down "to get his side of the story".
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/21/1706:35 PM
The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.
The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/21/1707:11 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.
The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.
But she did let Teddy Roosevelt fingerbang her and jerk off on her titties behind the bruhaus.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/21/1711:07 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The other one who committed suicide is Rudolf Hess. The one who landed a bf-110 in Scotland, and ended up in Spandau prison along with his buddy Speer.
The Luvinlioness banged neither Hess nor Horse. She is unsullied in that regard.
You and Kingfish are correct. Mixing up my Nazis. Unforgiveable to obsessed junior high boys everywhere.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/12/1705:40 PM
I was about to post an update. The Lioness is beginning research into her upcoming autobiography. No word on whether she's conquered a classy gent's attentions and heart.
Mother's day will be hard on the Luvinlioness. Her estranged daughter lives near Orangeville. It's gotta hurt.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/05/1709:22 AM
I think she deleted/retired her FB profiles under the "Dana Hayes" alias. She had two - a regular profile and a celebrity/entertainer page and both are gone. Her last posts were about finding Jesus and her new church. She has a profile under her real name, which we can't mention here but shows up all over the place, and it mentions her church:
Just spent a wonderful morning at Compass Church in Orangeville ! So glad I am on the road to becoming a Christian.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/23/1712:56 PM
The Pleasurist, the Luvinlioness is no longer in search of classy gents for a good time. She has found the Lord and only seeks meaningful relationships. As she now puts it, "Would love to find a companion"
Classy gents over the age of 53 living in southern Ontario are welcome to come a courting.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/06/1701:37 PM
I think a Go Fund Me page for Lucky would be better. We will give money for your dog, but not for you. Make sure it is only redeemable in Petsmart gift cards.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/07/1712:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I think a Go Fund Me page for Lucky would be better. We will give money for your dog, but not for you. Make sure it is only redeemable in Petsmart gift cards.
If Lucky is truly lucky the Lioness will try to give him away to a friend or even to family, estranged even though they might be.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/12/1708:13 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
^ His schtick has already gotten old. Hell, it got old a month in, and he's been milking it for eight years.
I'm pretty sure I'm on reruns too. I think I've posted that song at least 3 times here. Seth Putnam with a chair on his head will never not be funny though.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1702:35 PM
Old Dana's birthday today. She went to church, had a pedicure and went to lunch. God Bless Canada. Dreams can come true, now if she could only find that companion.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1704:47 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Old Dana's birthday today. She went to church, had a pedicure and went to lunch. God Bless Canada. Dreams can come true, now if she could only find that (dignity.)
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/13/1708:06 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Old Dana's birthday today. She went to church, had a pedicure and went to lunch. God Bless Canada. Dreams can come true, now if she could only find that companion.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/14/1707:58 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Old Dana's birthday today. She went to church, had a pedicure and went to lunch. God Bless Canada. Dreams can come true, now if she could only find that companion.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/26/1711:44 PM
Do we think Dana liked getting her asshole licked? That clean Brown Ave. is admirable, but the distended gut north of her pussy fabric might prove a nuisance.
Otherwise, I'm sure the cafe is open for all classy gents of all faiths.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/27/1701:20 AM
I haven't reviewed her entire ouvre, but I haven't seen much asslicking - pitching or catching in what I've been able to see. There is some furtive lesbo ass tounging here and there, clocking in at a few seconds at most. No Anal Buffet level of attention.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1702:08 PM
The trouble 'Dana' as a name is that it's used by both women and men. Oddly enough, her civilian first name is also unisex. Should have chosen something distinctively feminine, like Rose or Evelyn (hah!)
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1704:00 PM
Quote:
Tall, buxom and shapely blonde bombshell Dana Hayes was born on August 13, 1954, in Mission, British Columbia, Canada. She began performing on stage at age two. She worked for 28 years as a dance teacher and choreographer prior to becoming involved in the adult-film industry in her late 40s in 2003. Hayes specializes in playing lively and lascivious older women with a penchant for younger men. She has appeared in numerous videos for mature women websites and has also worked as an escort. She resides in Los Angeles, California.
Makes it sound like she's lived a charmed life. Not bad in the pic if that's her. Don't know how I feel about her just kinda riding off into the sunset. Been following this thread for some time expecting the worst. Any chance this bitch is like the bum on the corner begging for change who drives a BMW home? 81 pages all for nothing.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/09/1706:35 PM
^^ That pic is not of Dana Hayes. The Luvinlioness is on social security and living off the kindness of church friends. She may have a regular job by now (one hopes). She might have been a small time grifter of sorts but I doubt she's the type that secretly lives in a condo and drives a BMW. The subject of the thread hates our guts, especially mine, so she won't be correcting any misconceptions anytime soon by posting here.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/20/1707:19 PM
The (now former) Luvinlioness is running silent these days. If she gets her research chops going she might treat the world to a bio of her life in the LA jungle.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/22/1703:43 PM
There's a new Luvinlioness on Twitter, striking up chats with classy gents. Can't tell if it's the dowager returning to her old ways or if it's a pretender.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/22/1707:56 PM
I think someone's chatting up gents using her name and requesting Itunes gift cards offline. She can't have strayed from the Shepherd's path so quickly.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/03/1710:59 AM
That's mostly a Catholic thing, though some Anglicans and Eastern Orthodox do it every so often. I think her church is strictly protestant, evangelicalish but not linked to a specific denomination. The friend is her sponsor, it seems. The Luvinlioness is a work in progress in Jesus's ledger.
She seems to enjoy place: "Sundays at Compass Church has been a life changing experience for me.I look forward to becoming more and more involved with this wonderful community..beautiful hearts and strong families..if you have never been ...treat yourself ..."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/04/1708:41 AM
I am sure they know or suspect. A simple Google search of her real name brings up pictures of her past life and she is always complaining she can't find a job because of her background.
In her latest tweet she repudiates her past life, again.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/05/1705:05 PM
And here she explains her adventures to a FB 'friend', sans juicy details -
"... Stopped reachiby twenty years ago.moved to California when my mother became mean . Returned to Canada in 2016. I am now on Ontario disability I have arthritis bad but you wouldn't know it if you saw me. My mom left all to my sister. My husband disappeared in 1996 with my 9 yr old daughter and I still haven't seen them. Life has been very hard for me. ... My sister has hated me from birth never even bothered to let me know my mom was sick and died. I live alone with my dog and cat. Lonely but grateful for disability. Rent is so high here in orangeville. ...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/1710:32 AM
Sad news from the Luvinlioness. Looks like it's the end of the road for poor Lucky. May he know peace.
From Twitter: Dana Hayes‏ @danahayesxxx 16 hours ago I have to put my dog lucky down tomorrow after 16 years and I do not have a dime in the world. Such a loser.
------ From FB ...Tomorrow I have to put my best friend of 16 years down and I do not have a penny...He is in great pain cannot walk at all and I cannot do anything.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/1703:13 PM
She is undisciplined and uses the same old Twitter account with her stage name - danahayesxxx. Her FB account is under her civilian name, which is easily viewable in a Google search (won't post here).
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/1709:51 PM
RIP Lucky. You made it to 16 living with the Lovin' Lioness. That's 112 to you and me, as Lorne Greene would have it.
You think the poor bastard might have made it to 20 if it weren't for her, or it's living with her what made him live so long? I don't have an answer either, but I suspect a bunch of youse guys will try to troll her into believing some responsible institute wants to study the issue for a respectful remuneration. I don't encourage this behavior in any way, shape or form, of course, but if you do, please keep it between yourselves and her Deacon or whatever.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/03/1704:06 PM
I think Lucky is more deserving of a festive sendoff than the sad "Taps" or Chopin's dour "Funeral March." How about W.C. Handy's "When the Saints Go Marching In" by a NOLA jazz band?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/04/1704:59 PM
^ You know what, you are correct. Sorry. I had two funerals for close folks in three weeks and it was the best respect for the deceased I could come up with.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/18/1808:22 AM
That's the now-retired Luvinlioness, all right. Now only seen at church socials.
Looks very different from her prime, apparently,. Some way wrote this in a popular tube site under one of her vids -
"I know you probably won't believe this but Dana used to be my girlfriend. Of course Dana is not her real name, but it's not for me to tell you her real name. I went out with her when she was 38 until 41.She used to be a very dark auburn haired young woman when we first met and started going out. She was a great deal slimmer then. She used to be a dance teacher but she had those great tits then too.
She is every bit as hot in the sack as she comes across in the movies she makes. IF any of you are going to be in Palm Desert in So. California this weekend (19th through 22) she is going to be at a porn golf tournament." 6 years ago
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/23/1806:38 PM
There is a lot of value in that brand, she definitely needs to reuse it if she comes back. <eyeroll>
My guess is that someone has taken over the urls and social media accounts with that name and will ransom them back to our favorite poverty stricken golden-ager.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/23/1809:45 PM
She will need to get her old site rolling again.
This domain name was registered the 18/08/2017 and update for the very last time the 19/08/2017. The subscription period will finish the 18/08/2018 Domain Administrator (China Capital) is the owner of danahayesxxx.com domain name. The danahayesxxx.com main IP address is 45.56.72.12 and it's located to United States, New Jersey, Absecon . This domain name was registered with DropCatch.com 380 LLC
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/24/1806:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
She will need to get her old site rolling again. This domain name was registered the 18/08/2017 and update for the very last time the 19/08/2017. The subscription period will finish the 18/08/2018 Domain Administrator (China Capital) is the owner of danahayesxxx.com domain name. The danahayesxxx.com main IP address is 45.56.72.12 and it's located to United States, New Jersey, Absecon . This domain name was registered with DropCatch.com 380 LLC
Bluecipher, you have always had a soft spot for the old bird, you offered her soup for anal and dog food for Lucky (RIP), you should squat on those domains when they become available. The luvinlioness will not be able to ignore you then.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/24/1808:08 PM
Bluecipher, you have always had a soft spot for the old bird, you offered her soup for anal and dog food for Lucky (RIP), you should squat on those domains when they become available. The luvinlioness will not be able to ignore you then. [/quote]
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/31/1806:28 AM
In Canada, operations like this are free but the waiting lists are long. I don't understand the $1,000 and the NY location. All of it seems a bit odd to me.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/31/1808:35 AM
Originally Posted By: artwilliams
In Canada, operations like this are free but the waiting lists are long. I don't understand the $1,000 and the NY location. All of it seems a bit odd to me.
Looks like some sort of hoax. Why would she be paying insurance in the US when she has access to the Canadian health service? I suspect an embittered former customer or fan decided to pull some prank or scam.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/31/1811:47 AM
The last time that I talked to her she said that if she came back to the U.S. That she wouldn't be allowed back in Canada or something like that. So I doubt that she is in New York.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/31/1812:02 PM
Weird. I don't think a government can keep you out of a country if you are a citizen of said country. The gofundme page does look like a scam though. Someone trying to cook up some mischief.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/31/1804:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Looks like some sort of hoax. Why would she be paying insurance in the US when she has access to the Canadian health service? I suspect an embittered former customer or fan decided to pull some prank or scam.
That is going to require Columbo to narrow down the suspects. Maybe it was the 'just the tip' guy where Dana kept claiming his ordinary sized cock was 'too big to fit'.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/03/1807:09 PM
Well, the Gofundme hoax page is gone and the Luvinlioness's reputation and knee, such as they are, can now return to normality. I expect a comeback any day now.
Waiting for a remake of JM Productions' "Young and Anal 30," with Generizer and the Luvinlioness. Title it "Not so Young, Just the Tip and Very Little Anal"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/13/1807:53 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Ouch. Passing one of those must be hell on earth.
This was my 4th one. I have got one every 6 years since my mid 20s. I passed the other 3, painful as fuck. But this was worse because they had to go in for it.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1805:40 AM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: kengren04
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
A new knee for a thousand dollars? I had a kidney stone removed in September and I'm in the hook for over 8 grand.
8 GRAND?!!
MERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Fuck off you half a fag
Better quit drinking now retard. You are on your way to a liver transplant before age 50. That is sure to be in the millions. What kind of shitty diet do you have to get that many kidney stones? I am a fat fucking slob and never had a kidney stone. You sound like the embodiment of everything that sucks about this worthless piece of shit fucking country. You are familiar with the term fuck you right? Take that massive red white and blue cock right up your tumor filled asshole.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1801:32 PM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: kengren04
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
A new knee for a thousand dollars? I had a kidney stone removed in September and I'm in the hook for over 8 grand.
8 GRAND?!!
MERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Fuck off you half a fag
Better quit drinking now retard. You are on your way to a liver transplant before age 50. That is sure to be in the millions. What kind of shitty diet do you have to get that many kidney stones? I am a fat fucking slob and never had a kidney stone. You sound like the embodiment of everything that sucks about this worthless piece of shit fucking country. You are familiar with the term fuck you right? Take that massive red white and blue cock right up your tumor filled asshole.
5'11 185 former athlete .......I eat anything that I want and drink 20 beers a day, and still make you look stupid. Fuck off.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1803:35 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: kengren04
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
A new knee for a thousand dollars? I had a kidney stone removed in September and I'm in the hook for over 8 grand.
8 GRAND?!!
MERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Fuck off you half a fag
Better quit drinking now retard. You are on your way to a liver transplant before age 50. That is sure to be in the millions. What kind of shitty diet do you have to get that many kidney stones? I am a fat fucking slob and never had a kidney stone. You sound like the embodiment of everything that sucks about this worthless piece of shit fucking country. You are familiar with the term fuck you right? Take that massive red white and blue cock right up your tumor filled asshole.
5'11 185 former athlete .......I eat anything that I want and drink 20 beers a day, and still make you look stupid. Fuck off.
Gee I wonder why you get a kidney stone every six years. Yup I sure am looking really fucking stupid over here.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1803:59 PM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.
I have over 390,000 readers that would disagree with you. I have a knowledge of sports that is above your capability of understanding. Let me regroup though, probably about 70,000 of my readers hate me......but they still read my column 3 times a week. And yes...I have installed dry wall...in my garage....in the house....that I own. Fuck off
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/14/1808:10 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.
I have over 390,000 readers that would disagree with you. I have a knowledge of sports that is above your capability of understanding. Let me regroup though, probably about 70,000 of my readers hate me......but they still read my column 3 times a week. And yes...I have installed dry wall...in my garage....in the house....that I own. Fuck off
Cool. So who the fuck are you mr big shot? Congrats on drinking yourself to death superstar.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/15/1812:17 AM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.
I have over 390,000 readers that would disagree with you. I have a knowledge of sports that is above your capability of understanding. Let me regroup though, probably about 70,000 of my readers hate me......but they still read my column 3 times a week. And yes...I have installed dry wall...in my garage....in the house....that I own. Fuck off
Cool. So who the fuck are you mr big shot? Congrats on drinking yourself to death superstar.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/15/1810:05 AM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.
I have over 390,000 readers that would disagree with you. I have a knowledge of sports that is above your capability of understanding. Let me regroup though, probably about 70,000 of my readers hate me......but they still read my column 3 times a week. And yes...I have installed dry wall...in my garage....in the house....that I own. Fuck off
Cool. So who the fuck are you mr big shot? Congrats on drinking yourself to death superstar.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/15/1810:48 AM
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.
I have over 390,000 readers that would disagree with you. I have a knowledge of sports that is above your capability of understanding. Let me regroup though, probably about 70,000 of my readers hate me......but they still read my column 3 times a week. And yes...I have installed dry wall...in my garage....in the house....that I own. Fuck off
Cool. So who the fuck are you mr big shot? Congrats on drinking yourself to death superstar.
Thanks man. I apriciate that!!
Kewl brah! Pizza high five. Weekend nachos.
Just an FYI death is spelled d-e-a-t-h not deat, I just checked with an editor so 100% on this one. Used in a sentence, "I hope that you choke to death on you nachos". See? Fairly simple.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/15/1811:03 AM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.
I have over 390,000 readers that would disagree with you. I have a knowledge of sports that is above your capability of understanding. Let me regroup though, probably about 70,000 of my readers hate me......but they still read my column 3 times a week. And yes...I have installed dry wall...in my garage....in the house....that I own. Fuck off
Cool. So who the fuck are you mr big shot? Congrats on drinking yourself to death superstar.
Thanks man. I apriciate that!!
Kewl brah! Pizza high five. Weekend nachos.
Just an FYI death is spelled d-e-a-t-h not deat, I just checked with an editor so 100% on this one. Used in a sentence, "I hope that you choke to death on you nachos". See? Fairly simple.
I do not see where I left the h off death. I do see you wrote you instead of your though. Have a nice day
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/15/1806:13 PM
He goes on crying jags every few months. Sometimes he cries it out of his system and sometimes he gets gimped. License Plate, do you need another time out?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/05/1804:02 PM
The Luvinlioness said she'd be visiting fans in Toronto, but no sightings reported yet. The local constabulary and her church are probably monitoring her reeducation. No news or new pictures! We don't even know if she has a new dog to replace the fallen Lucky.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/26/1812:16 PM
Odd. @danahayesxxx is gone and has been replaced @danahayexxx. Most of the tweets are gone; only the one about leaving Dana Hayes behind are still there. Her followers and those she follows seem to be NRA/MAGA/Trump fans.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/01/1808:44 AM
And her Facebook account has 2 new posts. In a reply:
Mope: Wao..very beautifoul...married with me jody is serouosly Dana: How old and where are you please Mope: Jodu do you heat me?why...!! Mope: So sad..
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/05/1809:36 AM
She's back!!! (or maybe It Lives!!!)
Twitter: "Thinking of all those who were kind to me during my life in California.. my fans have always been so good to me. I miss you all. Canada is a great place to live..Love & Licks Dana Hayes"
Looks like she needs some extra cash around the holidays.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/23/1908:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
She's back!!! (or maybe It Lives!!!)
Twitter: "Thinking of all those who were kind to me during my life in California.. my fans have always been so good to me. I miss you all. Canada is a great place to live..Love & Licks Dana Hayes"
Looks like she needs some extra cash around the holidays.
No news from the Luvinlioness since 12/2018! I hope she didn't pull a Lubben.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/21/2012:59 PM
Here's hoping the Luvinlioness is safe from Covid-19. She may not get infected by a date, but attending services at her church might not be the best way to stay safe.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/2010:21 AM
I don't think the Luvinlioness ever went the fake cancer route, but could she begging for a fancy ventilator (she is in the higher risk senior cohort).
I wonder how many PWs are going to brag they tested positive. It seems every C-List celebrity can't get that info out there fast enough. Yo holler my Instas, I got da bug, but I going to beat it. Check out my self-quarantining bitch.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/22/2002:29 PM
She's definitely in the 60+ age cohort that's getting it in the neck from Covid-19. Hope those Ontario provincial hospitals and health posts are well-stocked.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/28/2002:23 AM
She looks retired to me. No more leather jackets, bustiers, decoletage and the like. Just an Ontario grandma' playing canasta and waiting for the classy older gents to propose a night out.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/01/2007:40 PM
Originally Posted By: KidRibz
Same shit....some of my best work never gets printed...
Kid, I have seen some of your actual print work and it's gold. Here, though, either type it out directly here, or as Faceblaster says, either screen cap it (easier) or change all the punctuation.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/05/2003:13 PM
The Church Stasi might ex-communicate her if she does go back to the life (at least in fan-page form). A fan page requires content and constant tending, like a garden. I think the Luvinlioness is not the type to manage such a site.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/06/2012:25 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
... A fan page requires content and constant tending, like a garden. I think the Luvinlioness is not the type to manage such a site.
That's an understatement. Look at her post, she calls it a fans only page, not onlyfans. Face it, this is a woman with a vcr in her bedroom flashing 12:00 and a clock radio with cassettes in the drawer. No 'fence
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/08/2011:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Church Stasi might ex-communicate her if she does go back to the life (at least in fan-page form). A fan page requires content and constant tending, like a garden. I think the Luvinlioness is not the type to manage such a site.
Maybe one of the classy gentleman will manage it for her for the occasional handie or BJ. I see her getting favors done by bartering her sexual wares. Bluecipher you could step up and do it for her, but I don't see her giving you the anal you would want in return. Thinking about your soup rebuff.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/08/2007:25 PM
Your soup for anal research is meticulous, Kingfish. That dream is long spent. If I ever make it to Ontario I will look her up. If I'm lucky some Texas rancher will sponsor her 2020 USVictory Tour. Tugjobs, Russian, and French for modest fees. Greek for a prettier penny. Let the Luvinlioness roam the prairies. She still hasn't reached the level of "granniness" the old Central European Oma Queen <<Norma>> exhibits. There's still meat on them bones.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/09/2002:09 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
The Church Stasi might ex-communicate her if she does go back to the life (at least in fan-page form). A fan page requires content and constant tending, like a garden. I think the Luvinlioness is not the type to manage such a site.
Same thing with Luke Ford all over again. Maybe he can send her an autographed copy of XXXCommunicated.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/13/2010:26 AM
I'm in, unless it costs me money or requires me to put in any time.
I follow Lloyd Dobler's life advice: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/14/2006:22 PM
I'm sure the fan club can hook you up with a non-paying ceremonial technical consultant position that would require you only to view pictures and videos of Dana and give one to five stars on the following dimensions: * camera work * costume design * mise en scene
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/15/2009:30 AM
That sounds like work, but ok. Can we come up with some trigger warning when there are scenes of miscegenation involving the Luvinlioness, so I can avoid them as I have a sensitive soul.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/15/2007:06 PM
I think the Luvinlioness has to go dark. After all, "If you don't do black, you ain't really back". Full spectrum perversion from the old gal is expected if she wants to make it back to the mature market and go toe to toe with the "60 Plus Milfs" talent.
I have a feeling Dana will try to mount a website but her webmaster will run off with the funds.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/16/2007:44 PM
I hope she can squeeze out a few shorts: Dana takes on Parliament Hill Mature Saskatoon Sluts Ontario Granny Fever Montreal Nights With The Luvinlioness
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/28/2011:12 AM
Ms. Hayes is keeping it real on twitter...
"No I wont be starting a fans only web. Porn has ruined my life and is still doing so. I am not even allowed to get a job here ever so I will be forever poor. They put me in a town with no transportation and I cant even afford an old car."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/30/2010:31 AM
Dammit. The Luvinlioness's cumback proves to be vaporware. It's a hard NO from the lady. Fans are devastated. I wish I could interview her for more elaborated exposition as to who put her in that town and why. This can only mean the probability of scoring soup for anal, or anal for soup, is pretty low.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/06/2010:10 AM
The duality of Dana Hayes.
On Facebook, she writes: "HAPPY CANADA DAY Great place to live." And "Sundays are my favorite day of the week !!!..Watching Compass Church service online is so uplifting. I am so happy to be a part of this church family. They have never let me down. This church is unique. We are a family."
On Twitter, she writes:
"To my fans..thanks for requests for fan page chats etc. But you dont understand. I have no computer no tv no car .i was put in a town where you must have a car.there is nothing here. No cc to order anything. I have been fobidden to work in Canada due to background checks."
"I have never made any money from my work. It is hard to see myself online and get nothing. With no computer no way to get one or a way to get to a town that sells one. I need help. I only have phone. Forbidden to work or even volunteer."
"Fans. You watch me say you are there if i want to chat..its not helpful it hurts to talk about it over and over."
"Fans...if you still enjoy my work it would be only fair that if you would donate say 5.00 to me each that would make such a difference in my life. The people who are still making money from my work would donate me 2.00 for all those that sign up on your websites to see me Help!"
"I live 50% lower than poverty income. I am treated like a convict Canada won't let me work due to background check. I made no money from my films after shooting them and paid so little so little. So hard to fix my life."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/06/2011:43 AM
I must come to the defense of the Luvinlioness (White Knight in Shining Armor Powers -- Activate!). She must satisfy two audiences. On Facebook she likely speaks to her church friends. Who knows if they are aware of her carnal carnival past. Her Twitter account is probably populated by fans (like me). I doubt her church folk monitor it, although cults have been known to run counter intelligence ops on members and leaders they think are straying from the path or being too friendly to outsiders and authorities. Dana is on a very thin wire, negotiating her past, her present life, the church that helps her, and the fans who always wany more, more, more. She would probably benefit most from a go fund me page, but if the church ever found out about that, there'd be hell to pay. That scarlet 'A' shit is still big in some places.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/06/2002:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
On Facebook, she writes: "HAPPY CANADA DAY Great place to live."
Except, according you Dana, they are treating you like an ex-con, put you in a small town without any resources and won't let you work.
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
"I have never made any money from my work. It is hard to see myself online and get nothing. With no computer no way to get one or a way to get to a town that sells one. I need help. I only have phone. Forbidden to work or even volunteer."
"Fans. You watch me say you are there if i want to chat..its not helpful it hurts to talk about it over and over."
"Fans...if you still enjoy my work it would be only fair that if you would donate say 5.00 to me each that would make such a difference in my life. The people who are still making money from my work would donate me 2.00 for all those that sign up on your websites to see me Help!"
No call out for the Classy gentlemen or roses or fun times, just begging.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/06/2008:32 PM
It might not be too late to learn some French and head on down to Montreal. She might get a more agreeable set of gentlemen willing to bring her roses. I don't know if her benefits would transfer from one province to another. It's not too late for the Luvinlioness to make a comeback.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/07/2012:24 AM
Bluecipher, you are the Horatio Alger of porn and the Luvinlioness is your Ragged Dick.
Ragged Dick is a fourteen-year-old bootblack -- he smokes, drinks occasionally, and sleeps on the streets -- but he is anxious "to turn over a new leaf, and try to grow up 'spectable".
Dana is a 60-something 'willfuckblacks', but the rest is basically the same.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/16/2007:41 PM
Looks like it's the comeback hour. Those pictures! From Twitter: Fans..I will have a fans only page soon .great photos by the outstanding photographer. EDDIE GARCIA..Love & Licks THE BEST MILF IS BACK danahayesxxx@hotmail.com
-------------------- I guess the photog is going to reissue material or venture out to Ontario (on obviously urgent and essential business) for a few shoots. The Luvinlioness rebels against the stifling strictures of suburban and semi-rural Ontario life. I don't know how her church are going to take this decision.
Will there be enough parolees and BLM/BBC in provincial Ontario to satisfy her carnal aches? A few selfless gents might sacrifice wood to give her career a needed boost or maybe a piledrive. Exciting times.
If this project launches the classy gents will flock to see her. Build the field (or the porn shoot set) and they will come play.
Ah, what am I saying. She'll change her mind again next week and return to the luvin' yet chaste arms of Big JC.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/17/2001:00 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Looks like it's the comeback hour.
If this project launches the classy gents will flock to see her. Build the field (or the porn shoot set) and they will come play.
Ah, what am I saying. She'll change her mind again next week and return to the luvin' yet chaste arms of Big JC.
Whoa, slow down there kiddo, you are going to give yourself whiplash. Has anything Dana ever done since her journey into the carnal business worked out for her? The question is: how is this going to go wrong? Is the "photographer" going to take her meager money and deliver nothing? Are the church elders going to disconnect and excommunicate her? Is the classy gentleman who helps create the 'Fans Only' page going to turn out to be not so classy? I am betting the Trifecta in this race.
If Lucy lets Charlie Brown kick the football, then the game is over. This is why this thread has endured through two presidential administrations and over 1.1 million views. The schadenfreude is the fuel of this thread. Every time it appears to be near death, Bluecipher and Max Rhino -- thank you -- pump the bellows onto the smoldering embers to bring the fire roaring back to life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/17/2007:35 PM
Have some faith, Kingfish! There is anal at the end of this tunnel. It looks like she might be receiving new, old stock photos from her photog friend. A new sloppy BJ video, a quickie in a well-lit provincial restroom, a tugjob in grandma's den of illicit releases, and she's back in business and aiming for the stars.
In Twitter, she writes:
... I am trying to get s computer so I can start a fans only and the photos will be ones you have never seen. Mostly when I first started like the one I posted. I hope you will sign up. Love&Licks Dana --- There are some technical hurdles to overcome and the matter of creating a website, but this is the closest to a return of the Luvinlioness that I've seen.
I may sign up for the service if it ever sees the light of day, you know, as a journalistic endeavor. The story deserves to be covered. Mark my words. She'll be on 50Plus Milfs and 60Plus Milfs in a year or two, tangling with the likes of ...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/17/2010:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Have some faith, Kingfish!
You are the romantic and I am the cynic.
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
There is anal at the end of this tunnel.
That is the quote of the day.
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
It looks like she might be receiving new, old stock photos from her photog friend. A new sloppy BJ video, a quickie in a well-lit provincial restroom, a tugjob in grandma's den of illicit releases, and she's back in business and aiming for the stars.
So you are saying it will be the MeTV of porn. Dana Hayes will show reruns of her porn career and maybe create some fresh interstitial sloppy blow-job scenes to bring in the youngsters into her new Interweb endeavour?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/18/2010:37 AM
I'd like to see a mix of old classics (bits from GILTF 9 (2007), and Hit That Ole Bitch) and new material shot with new (dare I say, Canadian?) talent. Old stock pictures that haven't been published, slick new ones shot by competent photograpers and liberal use of gauzy material, soft filters, decadent, well-appointed Luvinlioness-adequate sets. Include an occasional interview with Dana and explore her adventures in California, Nevada, etc. Add a streaming segment - The Luvinlioness whispers at her cubs. Throw in an essay on Canadian social mores and the vilification of sex workers. She can add a small segment dedicated to Lucky (RIP, old man) and her new pets. With time the Lioness can writer her canonical work on the escorting and porn shoot landscapes of California, Nevada, and places beyond.
Without new material, however, it's not going to happen.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/18/2001:33 PM
Canadian talent? Are you encouraging run-away porn production? Here in Los Angeles we have enough of that problem with regular production. But too bad Brandon isn't hanging around Ontario these days as he could step in and fuck the old bird. Last told, he was hanging out somewhere in Ireland.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/18/2007:27 PM
Local talent will have to do until she can visit LA or LA folk can get to Ontario. Isn't Peter North Canadian? He might be able to contribute a few loads so Dana's forehead can be re-christened.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/18/2010:22 PM
Sorry to continue to be the turd in the punchbowl that contain your comeback aspirations for Dana, but the Decorator is dealing with some domestic violence charges in the US and probably cannot travel North to Canada to spooge-spatter the Luvinlioness for her version 10.0 return into the jizz biz.
I can't think of any other Canadian brand name mopes, therefore you may have to suffer with local no-name mopes to get the job done. But the current exchange rate for cost conscience American smut producers is seventy-five cents on the dollar. So, they have that goin' for them.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 08/04/2009:33 PM
No new material from the Luvinlioness as of 8/4/2020. Her birthday's in a week or so. Will she surprise her fan base with a few tasteful photographs of her wares the day she turns 66? Is the COVID debacle preventing her from launching a new site? Was this all just a ruse to rustle up some funds? Hurry Dana, those aged breasts aren't getting any perkier.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 09/19/2006:44 PM
We wuz lied to. Again. Antonio here must be even more crestfallen than I.
No new site. No new pics. No news. The classy gents of North America and beyond (Peru, Britain, Lesotho, Burkina Faso, Turkmenistan, Spain, Slovenia...) await.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/28/2002:49 PM
OMG, no! She's definite ICU material if she gets COVID19. No more oral for discerning gents if she comes down with something. Did she post pictures of the wedding?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/05/2010:34 AM
An important message from Dana, posted on twitter:
"To My Fans...Sorry i have disappointed you by not starting a fans only page. When i began i had fraud in my phone in my bank account etc.. since i am not great with computers and being alone i had to stop. It started at the same time so i had to assume that was the reason.
Hello..Is there anyone who would be interested and have the ability and knowledge to help me with a book about my life. It is an amazing story much more than just the porn star years. if so send me a tweet.
PS..i am still single...interested in falling in love. only gentlemen my age or older. send a tweet i am now 66.."
Sounds like Dana once again needs a new cell phone.
Any ideas on what the title of her life story should be? How about, "Someone Please Lend Dana Hayes a Cell Phone!"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/05/2012:30 PM
Originally Posted By: Dana's Cognitive Dissonance
"To My Fans...Sorry i have disappointed you by not starting a fans only page. When i began i had fraud in my phone in my bank account etc.. since i am not great with computers and being alone i had to stop. It started at the same time so i had to assume that was the reason.
PS..i am still single...interested in falling in love. only gentlemen my age or older. send a tweet i am now 66.."
This is the text book definition of a Sad Sack. Why do I feel as if lightning would strike both her and me if we were standing together outside during a thunderstorm?
She looks like someone looking forward to the Early Bird special at the Golden Corral instead of being in the center of an ex-convict gangbang.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/05/2006:08 PM
Wow, prime candidate for Hungarian and German Oma Porn. What stories she could regale us with, however! How Lucky became her true companion and fine gents from across California and Nevada tasted her wares and splooged on her substantial granny tits. The inability to break out of the Filmco and Totally Tasteless production houses to larger and more well-heeled studios, the ubiquity of BBC in her cinematic career, the thumbs-down from C3X, all these deserve chapters of their own. Cat fights with other Humaniplex purveyors of flesh, visits to county jails and the rise of the 'no anal, only the tip' policy need to be thoroughly examined. The denouement of her flesh-driven career and the arduous run north to freedom and the rejection by family and her current status as a stalwart member of a small Ontario church north of Toronto, should round up her book. I am no longer convinced there is anal at the end of this long tunnel.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/06/2009:09 AM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
I am no longer convinced there is anal at the end of this long tunnel.
This year continues to plumb the depths of being the shittiest year in modern history. The eternal Dana optimist crestfallen, stop the Earth I wanna get off.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/06/2002:42 PM
While Dana has been on twitter looking for a boyfriend amongst the Johns who follow her, and preparing her new book "100 Roses," she writes this on her other social media:
"Hello. I met my best friend Suzanne the day Julieanne August took me to Compass Church for the first time. I did not know at the time she was the director of the church. I just knew right away she was an angel. She introduced me to Suzanne and I liked her instantly.I did not have a car and she offered to continue to drive me every week. I was knew to Orangeville and had just returned from California and so I was all alone and feeling scared.Suzanne lived up to her word and took me to this wonderful church every week. Julieanne even though she is a very busy person helped me so much along with the help from the church I survived and thrived in those very trying years for me. Suzanne and I grew to be good friends and to this day has never let me down when I needed her and I can say the same thing about Compass Church. I feel blessed that I can now call Suzanne my very best friend . I am also blessed that Julieanne is also my dear friend I admire her and she has become my mentor.Compass church is unique full of wonderful people who are there to help anyone who needs them. I have become a different person a much better person and so proud to be maid of honor to Suzanne and Martin Boardman and watch true love since the day they met. Thank you to the Boardmans for encluding me in their marriage ceremony.
Thank you to Julieanne August and Compass Church for I have become a person I can be proud of due to becoming a member of their family. Watching true love that is so clear when I see Suzanne and Martin takes my breath away. Suzanne is such a good person and I believe cupid pulled his arrow and aimed perfectly. Love you both ! Jody"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/06/2004:05 PM
We have a Goofus and Gallant situation here: Jody (Gallant) who is intoxicated with her church friends: Suzanne and Julieanne.
Dana (Goofus) who can't quite stay away from the sin, tries, and fails to put her smut on the Interwebs.
In Highlights for Children, Goofus and Gallant were small twin boys, but in this situation, it is the classic trope of an angel and a devil on each shoulder trying to influence this beaten-down woman.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/15/2003:45 PM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
PS..i am still single...interested in falling in love. only gentlemen my age or older. send a tweet i am now 66.."
Fucking hell...... I'm 58. Maybe I could hit the booze hard, get little sleep, in general stop taking care of myself, and pass for 66.
But if I were 66 one could do worse. I'd lie to her about being in love and hit it a few times. I'd have to stick her panties down her throat to shut her up, but yeah, I'd do that bitch..
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/17/2009:52 AM
I think that's a friend from her church. Hope she's introducing nice gents to her friend Dana, preferably a swinger who will let the inner luvinlioness continue her exploits in the carnal fields of Ontario. Is there a Toronto porn scene? If so, Dana might thrive again. Some possible VOD scenes in her future:
** Jamaican My Grandma Horny (Dana shuts down a Jamaican crime gang in the heard of Toronto's BBC district)
** Ontario Gents Gift the Reddest Roses (Dana collects red roses from the most elegant gents in the most refined districts of Toronto and its environs)
** Your Daughter is Safe With Granny (Dana works on her lesbian chops with several young ladies)
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/2004:07 PM
Big news on the Dana Hayes front:
"I am on the dating part of Facebook but have no idea how it works. So if I dont reply I am sorry. So here is my email. Ms..........@gmail.com. thank you for those who liked me if I turned you down it would be because of age."
Always good to see Dana holding roses. Also, who knew Dana is an artist? She drew this:
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/01/2005:23 PM
Max Rhino, that's a great update! Dana's heating up as winter comes. Rocking the FB dating scene, whodathunk?! Toronto's fine gents are going to come calling. I just hope she doesn't screw up and give out the danahayesxxx@hotmail.com address out of habit.
Regarding her art, I think he posted pencil drawings of her old companion, Lucky The Dog.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/05/2010:05 PM
Maybe not "flyer" miles, but up in the canine firmament, that pooch is holding court, telling of his epic journey down the California coast, being stranded in Lompoc, then the bust in Reno. Finally making it to Ontario.
I hope Jody remembers Lucky as fondly as we do. Merry Christmas, fella!
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/06/2010:30 AM
You're right. He was more a road miles doggie than a frequent flyer. He was the soul brother of every trucker's dog out there and loyal to his mistress to the end. I think she still loves him like no other being out there, dead or alive.
Merry Christmas to you and all the loyal readers of this thread and the forum. I think 2021 might surprise us with a marriage for the Luvinlionness as she works her mature charm on the locally available gentlemen. Alas, I don't foresee her return to the screen or to the internetz. The fan page idea petered out as well, apparently. All we will have are memories of Lucky and old DVDs of his mistress collecting roses.
NB: I'm generally a cat person but I feel for Lucky and the doggies caught up in that lifestyle through no fault of their own. I would suppose many are very loyal and stay on with their mistress or master come hell or high water. To me it sounded like Lucky was the Luvinlioness' best friend and constant companion. He probably never got cross with her even though he got dragged through god knows what situations. Like people say, dogs are too good for us.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/16/2005:59 PM
That just may be the strangest picture I've ever seen on the 'net. That woman has to be worth some bucks and that's his "I can't wait to kill your ass" look.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/16/2010:17 PM
That's not the groom, is it? I thought the groom was the dude in the other pic who took his coat off for the lady in the group photo. That guy has to be the wayward cousin strung out further than Kags' incestuous brother.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/27/2005:30 PM
I'd pay literally anything to see a current scene with Dana and Jewell aka Champagne together. Jewell is pushing 70 and Dana isn't too far behind but they're still the hottest almost-corpses in the world.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/28/2003:24 PM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
I'd pay literally anything to see a current scene with Dana and Jewell aka Champagne together. Jewell is pushing 70 and Dana isn't too far behind but they're still the hottest almost-corpses in the world.
Old Champagne (AKA Ms Jewell) is still slinging her grits on Southern Charms. That old girl is no quitter. A prolonged orgy scene with Dana, Champagne, Robin Pachino, Lola Lee, and Cara Lott (before her untimely death) would have been a winner.
Weird to think that C3X porked at least two of this bunch if not more. His granny-banging belt must have several notches in it.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/28/2003:50 PM
Another grifter's come online to soil the LuvinLioness's good name. One more Twitter account promising to connect you with Dana. Oh, the humanity. Notice this account has four X's, while the real deal has only three.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/31/2011:28 AM
Nausea, revulsion... The Luvinlioness is a full-blown MAGAt. I found a Twitter account under her civilian name (ID mostly pixelized for privacy). She tweets to Ivanka and the Orange Menace, who I guess is the acme of classy gents in her universe. I think she might consider spreading her ass if Jared or Doony cut her check for 10% of what Stormy Daniels rated.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/31/2002:10 PM
Apparently, Trump is not a 'polition'. Is that some Canadian slang?
Admit it Bluecipher you would still stuff the old bird with your giblets if given the chance. You could convince her of the error of her ways whilst giving her some good anal.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/31/2003:05 PM
You're right, Kingfish. I'd still pork her. I am weak. I probably wouldn't discuss anything meaningful with her. No chit chat about life, what comes after we die, politics, the best ice cream out there, etc. She's probably a Boris Johnson-loving Tory, too.
Some of these sluts are true MAGA fans,eg., the hairy Persia Monir, mature Jewess Brandi Love. I guess they see themselves as entrepreneurs oppressed by big gubment.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/19/2108:34 PM
The gents may be catching on as to her games. A fan writes under that same comment,
"Para el amor no hay edad, estas sola porque asi lo deseas, tengo 46 casi solo y sin hijos...podria amarte pero no deseas o buscas hombre con dinero."
Roughly,
For love, age does not matter. You are alone because you choose to be. I am almost 46, single, and with no children ... could love you but you do not want that or are looking for a man with money."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/23/2107:33 PM
I'm still waiting for the day when I come back here and discover Dana finally took some night classes at the local adult center and learned how to use Onlyfans.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 02/26/2107:21 PM
Originally Posted By: kengren04
I'm still waiting for the day when I come back here and discover Dana finally took some night classes at the local adult center and learned how to use Onlyfans.
Only after successfully navigating her MyFreeCam account.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/21/2102:40 PM
It's March, Spring is here, and Dana is quiet on FB. Love is in the air, however, and she has aged, moneyed gents to pursue. The SO hunting season is here.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/2101:34 PM
Somewhere along the way I may have missed this point- is the Lovely Lioness actually a Canuck or just an immigrant up there from the United States?
For all the trials and tribulations she has endured, it would be a shame for her to fall on the frozen tundra from a virus she could have been easily vaccinated against here Stateside.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/2102:10 PM
Also, I scrolled up and saw the screenshot of her social media in support of Trump so I had to search her a little. The top video she appears in on pornhub is an interracial JM Production featuring her with Gen Padover as her daughter, and Gen takes a DP while Dana watches and adds the banter. I guess I was unaware that Padover burned coal...or that Dana did as well.
This increases her viability in the SO hunt, by whatever percentage of Ontario is black.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 03/27/2107:56 PM
The call has apparently changed from, "Soup for Anal," to "Anal with your johnson for a Johnson&Johnson/Jansen vaccine".
From what I gather, the Lioness left Canada for sunny Burbank and LA, where dreams of Hollywood success turned to escorting and such video delights as "Grandma Goes Lesbo 3," and "Grannies in Blackland," vols. 2 and 3. At some point she even wandered on down to Mexico where her papa managed a seaside restaurant and hotel, but after many calamities, some of which have been faithfully chronicled in this digest, or thread, she made her pilgrimage back to the land from whence she came -- Ontario, Canada.
She now lives in a small burgh northwest of Toronto, has joined a church and is actively looking for a classy gent to ease her into her mid-sixties and beyond.
She seems to adore the Donald, perhaps for his "telegenic" ways and "success" in Hollywood, or because he represents the kind of classy gent she hopes to find and marry (soon). The long history of porn and erstwhile love for BBC and facials ("'twas only an act. I was acting") would definitely sour any relationship she could ever hope to have with her MAGA hero.
Once in a while she seems to get drunk and teases her faithful fan base with promises of returning to an active website with new content, or an Only fans page, or perhaps writing a memoir of her adventures and misadventures (Dana's Gambol, suggested title). The promise peters out or she returns to inform us, dear reader, that she is retired.
I believe Toronto has a high black population; it teems with immigrants from anglophone Caribbean and Africa. She could probably take a bus down to the Canada's NYC and meet some gents of the darker persuasion. With her experience taking on American parolees in all three ports, she wouldn't be facing anything new.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 04/09/2101:38 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
You're right, Kingfish. I'd still pork her. I am weak. I probably wouldn't discuss anything meaningful with her. No chit chat about life, what comes after we die, politics, the best ice cream out there, etc. She's probably a Boris Johnson-loving Tory, too.
Some of these sluts are true MAGA fans,eg., the hairy Persia Monir, mature Jewess Brandi Love. I guess they see themselves as entrepreneurs oppressed by big gubment.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/16/2104:20 PM
Dana loves motorhomes and Startup:
"I would like to start living instead of dying I love motarhome traveling" -- Dana would not need to rent a motel room to earn some roses.
"Best show on Netflicks ever STARTUP"
"Trudeau Why are we not helping India Shame on you Everyone please ask him. Trudeau open your purse strings Or virus will never go away" -- Dana wants Canada to buy 2 billion vaccine doses for India?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/17/2112:27 PM
I could see Dana plying the roadways of Canada and the US with her 'motarhome,' bringing quick release to armies of classy gents.
For a Trumpy MAGA girl she has an open heart for India. That's endearing. But, she seems to detest Trudeau and love Doug Ford, the premier for Ontario. If Trudeau were sending out vaccines to other countries she'd probably be asking why Canada's helping all those foreigners before helping her own.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 05/18/2110:12 AM
I am confident Dana will find something else to grouse about (or this thread is dead). Her FB comments are probably toned down due to the presence of fellow church acolytes in her FB friends group. She can't scare away potential lovers (60+, well endowed financially, willing to spend lavishly on a luvinlioness) with raw emotion. The church polizei might be quick to judge if she expands on the issues of free love, why people love sec, why escorting should be no big deal, etc.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 06/17/2107:29 PM
She's been lying low. Her doppelganger is back at https://twitter.com/danahayesxxxx Four x's instead of her standard three. Could it be her playing fast and loose with her religious obligations, or is this the work of an imposter?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/03/2105:07 PM
She played the exuberant yet butter-faced mature slut who took ships in all ports. Too bad she retired. She could have given Norma (look her up) a run for her longevity-in-porn money.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/05/2106:36 PM
We're coming up on 4 years since Lucky passed on to the big Doggy Daycare In The Sky. I wonder if Dana thinks of him. Of those chilly nights in Lompoc when they were stranded by the side of the road. With no other love and companionship but each others'. When the dividing line between pet and owner may have been a bit fuzzy.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/06/2111:49 AM
How soon we forget... such loyalty and devotion is hard to replace. If there is a bright side to that ending, it allowed the Lioness to travel and see Gentleman Suitors unencumbered.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/18/2109:26 PM
The Pleasurist/Luvinlioness can't work in her fields of expertise -- dance, anal, granny vs. BBC -- so she is depressed. If only Ontario would let her return to her extramural activities! Classy gents across the dominion would be able to please their puds and the Lioness could earn some pocket change.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/19/2102:33 PM
Doesn't Canada, despite its current socialist/nanny state existence, have the ethos of the American Old West in its DNA? A country built on mineral/timber rights and the displacement of the indigenous people to control those same resources should seem to be tolerant of the world's oldest profession as a pressure release valve for the cowboys servicing the natural wealth of the country.
Even in Canada's current woke state, the belief is that the exploited Sex Worker is in need of state's protection based on the ongoing trafficking and abuse of said same by the pimps, madams, Coyotes, and Snakeheads importing foreigners and subjugating domestics into the sex trade. Allow the independent Sex Worker security and success, would be the progressive response from the progressive Canadians.
Why can't the Luvinlioness be left alone to ply the trade of providing delightful companionship to classy gentlemen? One would think that it would be tolerated or even encouraged in today's environment.
Her critical error (in a lifetime of making critical errors) was asking for a lifeline from an evangelical church.
As Milton Friedman lectured many times: there is no free lunch and in her case, no free housing. They expect conformation to their ways and values and to be up an upstanding member of their flock in actions and deeds. Now that her life has stabilized concerning her living conditions she appears to be chafing at the expectations and restraints of her new "friends".
This reminds me of the scene in The Hurt Locker when the Jeremy Renner character is back to his regular life with the ex-wife and child. He is in the grocery store becoming very distressed by the safe normalcy of the environment, jonesing for the action of disarming IEDs in Iraq. The Luvinlioness is jonesing for the action of classy gentleman and ex-con negro penises.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/20/2103:03 PM
Kingfish gets to the nub of the matter, Dana's dependence, real or perceived, on her church. If she started receiving gentleman callers at her apartment, she'd probably get flagged by the church ladies who help her along and provide friendship and social assistance. Likewise if she deserts the church and strikes out on her own and returns to the ways of carnal sin. If she finds employment in retail, were the employer may not be interested in a detailed background check, she'll be free from the church's prying eyes; she might meet/meat a wider group of people and find the elusive classy gent she pines for.
I'm surprised no local rag has done a story on her Toronto roots, infamous career, fall from porn grace, retreat to Canada, painful rehabilitation, and ultimate surrender to Baby Jesus and his local representatives at Compass Community Church.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/20/2107:31 PM
Maybe the church is very aware of her "sinful" past and have assigned a "sober" coach to keep her on a short leash. It is hard to entertain classy gentlemen at the apartment if the parole officer could make an unexpected drop-by.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/23/2108:26 PM
She probably does have a minder assigned to her. If the dating scene goes well she might be able to escape to Toronto or a larger provincial town for some R&R, at least with one gent at a time.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/05/2104:12 PM
Someone please lend Dana Hayes a computer.
"MY STORY was meant to be an ad for a dateing site. My computer is compromised and i cannot do anything on facebook. i thought after many hours last night that i had deleted it, but it has re appeared. Total bummer when someone does that. I will have to take it in to be repaired..It was pretty scarey last night when he started moving photos of me all around like pitting pieces in a puzzle. i feel threatened.. its amazing what a real good hacker can do...but why use his skills on me ???"
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/11/2106:34 AM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
Chuck Parks once let Dana use his cell phone.
"If anyone knows chuck parks an engineer at Space X in Southern ca. Please let him know I need to thank him for saving my life."
This statement prompts these questions in my mind:
1. Does Chuck Parks want to be thanked for saving Dana's life? 2. Did Chuck Parks not intend to save Dana's life, to wit: 2a. Maybe Chuck Parks was saving himself, or 2b. Maybe Chuck Parks was saving Lucky, both of which make saving Dana a collateral act. 3. Would Chuck Parks approve of Dana's porno scenes? Would he express scorn for her cavorting with so many black men? Or would be understand the situational ethics involved, and be moved by Dana's insistence that these men only insert the tip of their penii inside her? 4. Did Chuck Parks, in fact, "save" Dana? I'm thinking of the deconstruction of "save" and all the ways one could interpret the wide illocutionary force of such a word. 5. Could Chuck Parks have done more? Would he have donated a share of TSLA, which no doubt a SpaceX employee would have available as a discount back in 2015 or so?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/11/2110:47 PM
The Luvinlioness will never give up her secrets. It's possible Chuck Parks was just a civilian at the right place at the right time. I'm intrigued as to the nature of their meeting; there are no coincidences in this universe. Was she drinking coffee at a McD's, waiting for a trucker to ask for a ride on her caboose, was her Merc on the fritz in the heat of a Palm Springs summer morning? Did Chuck become a classy gent caller once they met? Could it be she really met Chuck Palahniuk, got the surname wrong, and Chuck is now writing a brutally bare, white-hot novel about their accidental meeting?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/12/2102:17 AM
My neighbor works at SpaceX in LA in high power radio telemetry and communications. Not sure how I'd be able to ask if he knows Chuck Parks without some 'splaining on my end though
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/2112:54 PM
I am somewhat confused as to the timeline of the thank-you shoutout. Did she just thank a guy that did a minor thing almost 7 years ago or is Max just pulling out nuggets from the past?
If she just thanked the guy for the act long ago, does the Luvinlioness have something like the UK Official Secrets Act with an embargo of only 6 years instead of whatever the UK changed theirs from?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/2102:45 PM
Dana just (a few days ago) thanked a knight from her past. She also wrote:
"I am looking for a Charles ( Chuck ) Parks who works for Space X in Southern California. He did something for me that literally saved my life..5 years ago. I never got to thank him and all I know is he makes the parts that go on the ships. Engineer. It was a life changer for me."
Dana is in her mid-60s now, always looking for a classy gent. I am guessing that she remembers Chuck from a few past encounters. Probably tipped her a lot of roses, helped her get back to Canada. Chuck may have had a stable job, now she wants him back into her life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/2103:39 PM
Talk about no good deed goes unpunished. Did she shout him out as the Luvinlioness or with her legitimate name? If she did as the Luvinlioness, talk about potentially uncomfortable lunch discussions and gossip with one's fellow coworkers. I mean if she was a really hot and young porn whore, then yeah that could be defended from a position of strength, but with someone probably his grandma's age, ouch. Imagine the shit he will catch if the very easy-to-connect dots are connected.
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
My neighbor works at SpaceX in LA in high power radio telemetry and communications. Not sure how I'd be able to ask if he knows Chuck Parks without some 'splaining on my end though
Maybe this Chuck character has this info on his Linkedin profile, so you don't have to ask your friend.
On another note, what is the over/under on the Luvinlioness dipping her toe into the trendy non-binary bullshit that is infecting our world? That would be a currently --unfortunately-- socially acceptable way for this lazy attention whore to get some new attention. I am sure her Christian friends wouldn't approve and might toss her to the wolves or maybe she is too old to brook such nonsense.
I want that Overton window moved back to the 1980s.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/2104:27 PM
I say cut to the chase. Faceblaster needs to ask his neighbor if he knows CP. If affirmative just have him ask CP if he cornholed some obnoxious old lady while her dog watched. Inquiring minds on an obscure porn forum want to know.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/13/2107:43 PM
That is my guess. Although I think he gave her roses to do so herself.
However, what benefactor would ever give his real name to a train wreck, knowing that the wreck could one day end up at his front door, tragically begging for more help?
Yet, I could possibly consider her words on face value. Maybe she choked on a chicken bone, and he heimliched her back into this world. Or deep-throated it into her stomach.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/2111:06 AM
Did she write this on FB? I think she's abandoned Twitter. No updates on @danahayesxxx or @JodyDun84794260. The fans are bereft. The Luvinlioness is working hard to become an angel, or so it seems.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/2112:48 PM
It's easy to see how he inspired her to a higher level of being. I did some searching using various combinations of "charles parks" SpaceX, "chuck parks" aerospace (turned up his membership in Caneus) and finally hit the right combination.
I present to you the Chuck Parks Channel on Vimeo, it's a doozy:
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/14/2102:53 PM
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
It's easy to see how he inspired her to a higher level of being. I did some searching using various combinations of "charles parks" SpaceX, "chuck parks" aerospace (turned up his membership in Caneus) and finally hit the right combination.
I present to you the Chuck Parks Channel on Vimeo, it's a doozy:
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/01/2201:36 PM
Happy New year to all fellow pervs and may 2022 be the year that the Lioness bags her well-heeled gent and passes into that great sunset of the Third Age with less drama.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/18/2209:37 AM
Man according to the internet this thread has been one big sham. Homeless my ass. Looking for a white knight, bullshit. Looks like porn was good to her, I mean if it's on the internet it's true right?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/18/2205:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
I think that is erroneous info or she wouldn't be living with Christians jonesing to get away.
IDK, she bought her cat a new house. Eating, acrylic painting, ballroom dancing, walking, art, watching movies. That doesn't scream desperation. Also, the surrounding home decor doesn't look too shabby. Thinking you all been played.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/18/2209:43 PM
Obviously the cited website is imagining what a competent woman would be doing with the money she would have made in her lifetime. But even with a millionaire estimation, that is not enough money even if true. You cannot retire with a million dollars these days. Maybe they are translating now to even more worthless Canadian dollars. Either way- I'm sure Dana is broke and the website overestimates her worth.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/19/2206:12 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
You cannot retire with a million dollars these days.
is that true? How much do you need?
A couple, retiring before age 70, probably needs 2 million net worth to maintain lifestyle. Some of that worth could be investment real estate, which could produce rental income or could be liquidated for cash. That's my personal opinion.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 07/23/2207:18 PM
Tens of her fans are excited about this development. Will she abandon the church and return to her carnal ways? Probably not. The FB dating scene must be consuming all her time, as she doesn't seem to post much.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/10/2207:30 AM
Dana is alone for the holidays again...
"Happy Thanksgiving to all those who LIKE ME sadly have to spend it alone. Its hard to get threw a day so special alone...but we do it year after year and survive . Love to all of you ! Jody"
"Soon it will be a Christmas alone. I have been alone for every holiday for so many years I cant even remeber how long. I pray someone will come to make my life have some love in it."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/10/2205:51 PM
! She needs to move to Montreal, where the gents are of hotter blood. Ontario is too cold. The church network seems to be fraying. I thought they'd have some kind of gathering for the lonely hearts out there.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/25/2208:36 PM
They probably made her work in the soup kitchen at the church to ironically feed the less fortunate, assuming she is still relying on their support. If not, then maybe she has found a local classy gentleman to calm your worried mind, Bluecipher. If she is still in their thrall, it must be rough for Dana to sit through services a couple of times a week. You can't put a leash on a lioness. I picture her mind scheming to get out of the situation every waking moment. Like a trapped animal probing for any weakness in its confinement.
There is a scene in Key Largo where Edward G Robinson's "Johnny Rocco" makes Claire Trevor's "Gaye Dawn" sing in front of the whole group for the booze she desperately needs. She does a horrible job because the years of alcohol abuse have ruined her singing voice and confidence, and then Rocco tells her she ain't getting any booze because: "You were rotten". Let's hope no one ever does that to the Luvinlioness, whether is it booze or roses. But then Humphrey Bogart's "Frank McCourt" pours her a drink and Rocco roughs him up a bit for doing it. Who could be Dana's Frank? Be willing to stand up to Johnny Rocco?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/26/2201:42 PM
It would seem the Lioness has been tamed by Canada's Christian soldiers. Cooperate or no soup for you. What a predicament for the old girl.
Does Dana need a Frank? If only she could show herself to be as strong as the character in African Queen. In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her. Dana is almost 70; the fight in her is gone, I suspect. The spirit is gone. Not even a Christmas posting on FB. All I see is something about giving away a freezer? Could that be code for a transaction? Pick up a freezer and drop off some roses, will ya?
I think that in your scenario, this Gaye Dawn has no Franks left to raise her spirits or stand up for her. There's only the church, church socials, and acceptance of a fait accompli. Only Jeebus is there, no classy gents driving Audis no vacations in St Kitts or Paris. Aargh.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/26/2203:36 PM
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In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.
HT to the nice bit of wordplay. Well done, sir.
When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church. I wonder if the Luvinlioness has felt guilt with her sinful past because of the forced Jeebus overload or is simply resigned to playing along to stay warm and fed.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/27/2204:19 PM
Why would she give away a posession with value? Maybe she's moving to a group setting and isn't allowed the luxury. Would be funny if someone from xpt went to pick it up, or at least responded to the ad, but asked for delivery in her"old lingerie", or free shipping.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/27/2204:27 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
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In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.
When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church.
I heard that one a lot as well. Another was "sweating like a tritone balancing his checkbook".
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/27/2205:24 PM
Originally Posted By: CharlieYup
Why would she give away a posession with value? Maybe she's moving to a group setting and isn't allowed the luxury. Would be funny if someone from xpt went to pick it up, or at least responded to the ad, but asked for delivery in her"old lingerie", or free shipping.
And she probably has fond memories of many gents bending her over onto the box.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 12/28/2202:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
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In a way, she already is the African Queen, given the amount of BBC pipe that's been laid into her.
HT to the nice bit of wordplay. Well done, sir.
When I was in high school, I did some outdoor labor work in the summer and I worked with this older character named Russell who was about 25 to 30 years my senior, who was riotously funny, and one of his favorite expressions was: (s)he is as nervous as an old whore in church. I wonder if the Luvinlioness has felt guilt with her sinful past because of the forced Jeebus overload or is simply resigned to playing along to stay warm and fed.
Thank you.
The Lioness has been under the care and protection of her church and Big Jesus for over three or four years, I think. By now I think she's a believer. That is not to say she doesn't wish to slip back into the old ways every purple moon.
I wonder if she ever located that SpaceX guy, Chuck Parks. Legend says he saved her life.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/04/2301:32 PM
The Lioness wished her FB followers and friends ... Blessed New Year
What's odd is that there was no complaining or whining about being alone for Christmas or New Year's like there was for Canadian Thanksgiving and previous festive occasions. The Lioness has found companionship in Jeezus and her friends, has entangled some well-meaning local gent in her charmed web, or has developed a level of stoicism rarely exhibited before. The Lioness will not submit to depression!! I am hoping that 2023 is a busy year for the Lioness and her collection of roses.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/04/2302:04 PM
'Blessed New Year' seems to be the tell. Maybe she has given up the carnal biz altogether but will always have a slightly wistful expression on her face and let out a little sigh when recalling previous videotaped gangbang encounters in the past. Her love of the stage had to be a big impetus for being a 'performer' in the jizz biz plus the need to make money without any other marketable skills.
Dana probably doesn't get a chance to stretch her thespian muscles in the church world, unless they are launching an all-adult, er, eh, all-grown-up version of You're a Good Man Charlie Brown. I have a feeling that Our Town may be a little too sophisticated for this crowd. Does Dana have musical theater pipes?
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/04/2308:47 PM
Originally Posted By: Kingfish
'Blessed New Year' seems to be the tell. Maybe she has given up the carnal biz altogether but will always have a slightly wistful expression on her face and let out a little sigh when recalling previous videotaped gangbang encounters in the past. Her love of the stage had to be a big impetus for being a 'performer' in the jizz biz plus the need to make money without any other marketable skills.
Dana probably doesn't get a chance to stretch her thespian muscles in the church world, unless they are launching an all-adult, er, eh, all-grown-up version of You're a Good Man Charlie Brown. I have a feeling that Our Town may be a little too sophisticated for this crowd. Does Dana have musical theater pipes?
Dana has dance training so she might go for some musical theater. She could knock burlesque out of the park, but I don't think the church would approve. Something like HMS Pinafore or some light operetta would probably please the church-going public. There's always the morality play...
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/04/2308:53 PM
Originally Posted By: Blue
So what's with the name change? Been a while since at her FB.
She has an old FB account under her nom de guerre, Dana Hayes, but it hasn't been updated in years. She reformed and left that account behind. I am sure her minders at church check it every so often to see if she's returned to her adult entertainment ways.
She uses her civilian name (married and unmarried) in the account where she posts about being lonely with no direct references to her California misbehavin'.
The LuvinLioness is one of her old monikers, from Humaniplex, where she offered wares in exchange for roses and criticized her sisters in arms, especially the ones who ripped her off.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/04/2309:34 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Dana has dance training so she might go for some musical theater. She could knock burlesque out of the park, but I don't think the church would approve. Something like HMS Pinafore or some light operetta would probably please the church-going public. There's always the morality play...
Is the G & S catalog a bit much for these pious people? If they were fundamental Baptists I could see them frowning on all kinds of fun. But if not, maybe performing in The Mikado would put a smile on the old broad's face.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/05/2304:59 PM
There must be something in the Canadian theatre tradition that Dana can adapt to the mores of her church. Of course, if they're fundie evangelicals she'll be out of luck. There's always regional or amateur theater productions, and I don't think the organizers of those productions would mind a veteran [adult] star lending her talents.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 10/27/2304:21 PM
Dana has abandoned her fans for an exuberant life in an exclusive Canadian condo. I am sure she has drawn in to her bounteous bosom several classy gents of means. She does not share her exploits on FB or TwitterX. If I had her phone and address I'd ask Ontario provincial police to run a welfare check on her and check if any of this is true. Let's just hope the Luvinlioness is living it up. Getting old in cold Ottawa must be a pain in the *.
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/10/2308:40 AM
After years of being pounded, Dana's back has broken: "I had a MRI on my back recently and the results have terrified me. My back is crumbling and I need a back surgeon right away. Waiting is so hard . Please say a prayer for me. I have never been so scared."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 11/10/2311:05 AM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
After years of being pounded, Dana's back has broken: "I had a MRI on my back recently and the results have terrified me. My back is crumbling and I need a back surgeon right away. Waiting is so hard . Please say a prayer for me. I have never been so scared."
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread - 01/19/2404:10 PM
I took a look at the Lioness's FB (non-friend view of timeline) and it looks like a few gents have sent her messages and emails; some complain she never answers them. Is she playing hard to get, are too few flowers being offered, or is she no longer interested in dating a gentleman her age or older? These questions trouble me.
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to some of her work. If I lived near the epicenter of her activities I'd take her some food, water, doggie snacks. I'd probably get in trouble for stalking, so I merely observe. The woman needs to set up a PO Box so the army of fans can reach her.
This whore doesn't need a shrink. She needs to move to Freud's home town in Austria, where an entire village of psychiatrists can exame her writings and statements and general hookerish behavior. They could even bring Fatja Kassin back from L.A. to help translate, since she speaks English, German, and Hooker.
