I remember when "De'Bella's Young Fellas" came out, I was doing a tour of duty at our ghetto location. We had a running gag of renting it out on each other's accounts and holding it behind the counter with a note attached "hold for X". Ahh, stupid, immature porn shop self-entertainment.
Johnny Fender looks extremely like Chavo Guerrero standing behind the princess there.
Might as well use this thread for November birthdays. Today is Bisexual Britni's 30th Birthday. After leaving the industry she blogged under the name Bessi for a while about her life but seems to have disappeared.
It was Mya Mason's birfday yesterday but I couldn't find that image of her drenched in bodily fluids with an out of order sign (or something similar) around her neck.
It's our third favourite Asians birthday today. Celebrating her 28th is Annie Cruz. And to inspire Frankie in one of his threads, it's also Sienna West's birthday.
I thought she was Mexican and just played Asian? There were a couple other whores like that around the same time she was active. After about the 10th time I saw her, I just skipped her scenes on sites. She always seemed annoyed, and that annoys me.
I think she's Filipino. Those people are shape changers and take many forms.
Today's relevant birthdays are Bianca "Tolerance" Trump, Careena Collins, a guy named John Whoremonger, the hot and TRUE Amber Rain (not the ugly trannie looking thing that gets pissed on nowadays) and Yurizan Beltran for Frankie.
We're approaching the midnight hour here at the KSEX studios, so a big birthday shout out to Chaz Vincent who I recall from a nice lesbian scene with Flame twenty years ago. She later went on to do a number of films while pregnant.
Also Happy Birthday to Mickey G. I have noting bad to say. Mostly because I don't want battery acid thrown in my eyes.
You know a whore has hit the wall when she stoops to midget porn.
Is there any way to do midget porn without stooping? BTW I thought Mickey G died a couple of years ago. Granted a zombie battery acid throwing Mickey G would be formidable not to mention formaldehydeable.
Today's birthdays include Rikki Anderson who became a teacher and her porn past was discovered in 2006 causing her to lose her job, Robolez Sammie Rhodes, a homey named Slimm Dogg, Eli Cross who was the director of that movie where Hillary Scott had a gun inserted into her money maker (It nearly gave Den a heart attack) , Monica Sexxxton who I think did a scene with her Mom and was the first daughter with an attractive mother scene in the history of PORN, and I never really got into her but we'll use Nina Mercedez for Frankie.
Almost forgot. Today's birthdays include Talon, formerly known as Lex Baldwin, Abigaile Johnson for Jerkules, Candy Manson for us all (but Frankie too), and for Tritone a guy named Remy Mars who has been in films like Welcome To Harlem and Best Of Thug Bareback.
He did gay porn (starting in 1990 according to IAFD), his brother TT Boy threatened him and made him quit doing the gay stuff, he had plastic surgery to change his appearance so nobody would recognize him, and started doing straight stuff around 2002.
It's like those books of hairstyles at the barbershop where you tell them how you want to look. Someone gave him a book of celebrity images and he chose to look like Charles Krauthammer. It's mostly the demon nose that trips me out.
So for yesterday it was the birthday of male talent Jon Dough, who committed suicide 6 years ago. Also the birthday of Wendy (aka Maya) Divine, and Alia Janine. For Frankie we have Ricki White, white stuff and all, and Charin's favourite Tonya Harding.
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Re: Happy Birthday De'Bella! - 11/13/1205:58 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Someone gave him a book of celebrity images and he chose to look like Charles Krauthammer.
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who saw that.
I remember when "De'Bella's Young Fellas" came out, I was doing a tour of duty at our ghetto location. We had a running gag of renting it out on each other's accounts and holding it behind the counter with a note attached "hold for X". Ahh, stupid, immature porn shop self-entertainment.
Johnny Fender looks extremely like Chavo Guerrero standing behind the princess there.
Almost forgot. Today's birthdays include Talon, formerly known as Lex Baldwin, Abigaile Johnson for Jerkules, Candy Manson for us all (but Frankie too), and for Tritone a guy named Remy Mars who has been in films like Welcome To Harlem and Best Of Thug Bareback.
Talon before and after surgery.
I think that is the guy who does stuff for AllOver30.com, but his hair is dyed blond there.
It's been a quiet week but that's about to change real soon. In honor of Frankie's triumphant return I give you two from Monday. Carley Kaleb with the natural tits and bush.
The white girl with the black girl name, Tonisha Mills.
It's Luke's Alexander Technique. He studied for three years to learn it. I couldn't tell you exactly what it is, except $100 per session. I don't think he could tell you what it is either.
If Cream did shuffle off this mortal coil, then he's probably creeping from the afterlife.
I'm not exactly sure what it is either, though snake oil comes to mind. He has some kind of table he uses for it that looks a lot like a massage table.
People who don't know any better. That picture of him on the website is before he became Goatface. If anyone showed up at my front door looking how he does now I'd slam the door in his face.
That page still won't load, which, coming from Luke, isn't surprising. Anyway, did some googling and this looks not so much like massage, but like the bastard offspring of Qigong and Dianetics, with some of Longshot's fortune cookie Taoism thrown in for good measure.
Does he still sleep with his head in the bathroom? I think 85% of his physical ailments would vanish if he got himself a proper bed.
Nah he got sleep apnea machine next to his mattress on the floor. LIB did a Q&A with him not so long ago. He answered all of the questions I submitted, which were all based on the pics of his room that were posted here a few months prior.
All I remember is the room w/ mattress on the floor, massage table leaned up against the wall, paper grocery bag w/ clothes in it I think, and the pillow that was like a greasy wafer. I think the entire mattress was like saturated in dirt merchant oils that gelled up to hold it together.
I was browsing backpage.com this past summer and was surprised to see JR Carrington came up here to escort. Just from doing a quick Google double-check, I see she was advertising doubles with Kate Frost. Kate Frost alone might have been kind of tempting, but I'm not a big JR Carrington fan.
Right before she was gone for good, Bunny Bleu was working at a massage parlor in Spokane. My one friend, who knows the real me way more than pretty much anyone, really encouraged to go play with those oversized balloons. Didn't. Regrets. I've had a few.
I'll have to do some research, but there are 2 quasi- ex- "stars" who live in the area and "hobby". One does duos with her mom. Classy.
I don't know. Daughter's snatch to mom's mouth just seems wrong, with a rubber on.
I guess if you aint filming, then they can eat each other out. Just have them do a 69 on their sides and run around stabbing random holes. There will be 3 on each end of the 69, so you could just close yer eyes and cram and you'll squish into something fun.
They don't "interact" with each other. What's the point then? I'm sure going from one's vag to the other's mouth would be "interacting". Soul destroying too.
Since our main local board got busted, it's been a bit of a mess to find all the souls. Plus the mom is always "retiring" and the daughter hates providing. Silly souls.
I want to talk a bunch of shit about his guy but the evil in his eyes stops me. This is an apex predator you're looking at. This is Jim Jones whispering whats for lunch. This is Ted selling you that VW bug from the passenger seat with his arm in a sling and blood on his breath. The glasses are a charade because he's seen it all.
Slightly resembles the Reichsfuehrer-SS. Heinrich Himmler wasn't an apex predator, though just a bureaucrat. The first time the Reichsfuehrer personally witnessed the einsatxgruppen machine-gunning Jews he became totally unhinged and ordered a new, less bloody method of extermination be developed.
Gotta give Shy props for moving up from porn whore to pimp. I really didn't think she would last, but apparently her agency is still alive. Shy must have a strong pimp hand to keep her bitches in line. Or she is less scummy than Derek Hay.
I can envision Cody Lane back home in Kentucky, fifty pounds heavier, with two or three kids named Pumpkin or Honey Boo Boo, and fixin' sketti with a road kill-based meat, ketchup and margarine sauce. Look how fat her fellow Kentuckian porn whore Lisa Sparxxx has gotten over the years. I doubt that Cody will age any more gracefully.
I think the pirate guy made her Blue Room scene seem more rapey. I have viewed her in a few other things, but that is the only one that stood out. I would generally gloss over her stuff to get to the more barely legal looking whores.
The Blue Room is probably the best idea Wanker Wang ever had. And yes, I bet Cody Lane has a huge bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos on her lap at this very moment. (no matter when you read this)
So Shy Love is just as scummy as Derek Hay? She must have a stronger pimp hand, then. From reading Shy's website she claims to represent PWs on the dancing circuit. That seems to be her niche and claimed competitive edge over Derek Hay. OTOH it could be her big scam, since a PW ought to be able to work the dance circuit without paying Shy Love to "represent" her.
Nah, some porn agents do it, some leave it up to agents that specialize in the dance circuit. Sure a chick could do it herself, but you have to consider having contacts, being able to negotiate, getting scammed, etc. Plus the package deals. "If you want Suzy Shithole for the second weekend in December at $XXX, then you gotta take Fanny Fartbox in February for $XXX."
When you have a good jew working for you, they know that the more money you earn, the more they earn, and it probably isn't that hard for a quality jew to squeeze enough excess out of a club owner to justify what they are charging.
Not all jews are bad fellas, it is just that the bad ones make life harder for the rest. Same w/ negroes, cops and women.
Shy Love is a member of the tribe. Does this give her a competitive advantage over Derak Hay? On a serious note, I am curious as to how Shy Love has managed to go toe-to-toe with Derek Hay? My guess is that she is marginally less scummy.
Interesting that Derek Hay would be repping Shy Love even though she owns a competing agency. Have to admit that he apparently called Mr. Marcus on his altered test results. Still seems odd that Shy Love would use him as her agent. Ivor is puzzled.
Benny doesn't really need a strong pimp hand of his own when he's probably been the bitch for some roided enforcers for fun. It's all about love and the code of men for him.
Jayden Jaymes told him off and left LA Direct after he threatened to fire her from his pimpy business and she realised that it's really more appropriate the other way around.
She also considers herself to be a star in porn. He let himself get sucked off by a guy on video. Whorish, both of them.
Isn't Shy Love shot out yet? She must be riding the MILF trend. I suppose if Nina Hartley and Deuaxma ain't shot yet than there is room for the Overbite Queen, too.
Today's birthdays are Kelly Skyline who was the star of Not The Cosbys XXX 2, Faye Runaway who is hot and nasty but there is something off I can't quite put my finger on, and Undisputed Porn Valley Champion, War Machine who got out of jail recently.
You think there is something more off w/ Miss Runaway than just some undealt with abuse from a string of "new Daddies" occuring between ages 10-16? I figure by 16 she already split home and was fucking anything that had a shit band and an apartment.
Mistah Jigaloo, I'm flattered that you added me in on the title of that pic. I think we should start a movement, and call any pose where a whore is spreading her ass cheeks a "Jerkules."
"Alright sweetie, get on the bed, all fours and gimme a Jerkules."
"Sweetheart, knees to your chest, then reach down and hit the Jerkules."
"You see that scene where the whore did the Jerkules and started firing cherry tomatoes out of her ass?"
And Chandler. Pictures of her aren't real great. And strangely enough about 40 images in on searching for Chandler Steele there's a picture of Jessie Jackson Jr.
The first 5 or 6 times I saw a Kat scene, I admit, I was intrigued. Of the next 150 I stumbled on, only Cum Fart Cocktails held my interest. DP/ATM/etc loses its dirty luster after about the 50th time.
I made her show me her IDs the first time I met her at Wanker's. I thought for sure she was going to get us all thrown in jail. One day Wanker had her save up her pee all day long, and then had her wrap the minion in cellophane from neck to knees so he couldn't move. Then Kat peed on him for like 2 minutes straight.
great story fb^.mustve been funny to watch that chub get pissed on that much.hi doron if youre reading this.
jerky watch her scene from swallow my squirt i believe its called.from elegant angel.i dont know which one because it was a bonus scene on asian sex slaves.but her and some ugly girl fucking squirt all over the fucking place and the guys cock goes from hole to hole.
Annie Cruz is definitely a two paperbagger. To repeat an immortal line....wouldn't mind fucking her body, butterface. Never truer than with that whore.
Annie Cruz is definitely a two paperbagger. To repeat an immortal line....wouldn't mind fucking her body, butterface. Never truer than with that whore.
This is getting too time consuming for me, so most people are just getting one picture. There's some other notable ones today but this is what I chose to represent.
It's Paisley Hunter's birthday. I was trying to find a good picture of her then figured, why not show the boxcover from JM Productions The Violation Of Paisley Hunter? It can be yours now in the JM Productions online store on DVD or VOD.
For Frankie, Penelope Pumpkins. I remember seeing her on some of those Leisure Time 4 hour comps in the late 90's.
She may have come and gone a lot over the years, but she still loves us as long as we have the good stuff, Jeanie Marie Sullivan.
And it's Chasey Lain's 75th birthday. It's nice I didn't have to go far to find pics. For fun go to Google Image Search and type in chasey lain cactus. Look at the 7th picture.
It's also Alexis Grace's birthday. She originally used the name Ashley Grace, but then somebody saw Alex (played by Mekenna Melvin) on the old NBC show Chuck and she changed her name to Alexis.
Alexis on the left, Mekenna on the right. Alexis has implants and black hair now and looks a little different.
She clearly became big at a time where solid tit jobs weren't really more or less common and then got pimped out by Vivid for raking it in.
Just like with Jesse Jane and Digital Playground, there's not that much relation between looks and success, since she's probably one of the most-recognised names in porn and doesn't really look the part, had fucked up tits for a long while before getting them fixed and generally hopped around on video like a tweaking whore trying to mimic a hummingbird.
Bankable names in porn are milked until it's all an ugly mess, just like in the infamous mainstream they'll never be taken seriously in. Nicolas Cage wouldn't make a big splash in porn either...
Crazy old lady that lives in a little house about 4 miles from me has a Rolls. I don't know the year, I'd guess late 70's or 80's. She lets the boarder line homeless guys that do handy man work occasionally drive it to make sure it still works right. She's the batty one that calls the township to have them check permits anytime someone in that neighborhood walks through their yard with a hammer and a piece of wood.
I liked Melissa Hill. I meant to add her to the new thread about vintage porn stars. I think she qualifies. I liked her more after hearing that she hated taking facials, but didn't realize girls were allowed to say no. By the time she learned she could refuse, it was too late and she wound up getting a pop shot to the face in every scene.
Raven Alexis is celebrating her 25th Birthday today. Keep fighting that brain cancer Raven, we're all rooting for you. It's a miracle you've survived this long.
A big Happy Birthday to Rita Cardinale....may you grace us with some MILF porn in the near future. Can't find a decent image not linked to a tube site, but do the homework, I will sell my house to pay for her and Eva Black to entertain me for a week.
Also, Rick Madrid. May you appear soon in yet another hilarious, badly spelt, meth induced meltdown on LIB. Better yet, maybe you should post here.
Raven Alexis is celebrating her 25th Birthday today. Keep fighting that brain cancer Raven, we're all rooting for you. It's a miracle you've survived this long.
it warms my heart to see my gay lil indian buddy.its a shame he flew the coup on this place and took stormy and her forehead with him.come back you two wee wee heads.also i thought tanya tate was in her 40s at least.
It's Nikki Dial, Juli Ashton, and Melody Jordan's birthday. Pics if I have time. You may recall Melody posted here a few times until Tritone ran her off.
I wasn't that into her until she popped into call that dude a stalker. Then I thought she was alright. Mr Horton would like her, since she tweeted pics of her shit.
While checking IAFD, I noticed Teighlor is 57 today. I had on old VHS titled Freak Show with her I bought for a gag at a bachelor party. I couldn't find any decent pics of her, so here is the scene. Tritone would like this.
Mmmm. Them some fine chocolate hindquarters Miss Foxxx gots. I wouldn't use U-Bet syrup on her, I would melt a couple Russian dark chocolate bars and drizzle them, warm, all over that booty. Then I lick it all off, occasionally going top side to have her suck my tongue clean.
The escort agency in Jersey Lucky was hooking for advertised her as 32. I think she was advertised for $300, too much. You can get the same quality Asian full service, plus a table shower and massage, for $ 60 door fee and $200 tip. And you won't carry away the shame of paying for Jeremy's sloppy seconds.
She just joined about two weeks ago. No reviews in yet. Sasha Knox is back too. Mia Rider is next on my to-do list. Lana Violet came and left quickly. I hope she returns too.
Sasha Knox was back pro-whoring recently, or trying to. She was with IIM but outside of some Axel Braun Superman movie (which was probably shot over a year ago) I didn't see her do anything.
Early 80's whore Honey Wilder is now 63, if you believe IAFD. She was in some great films, like some of the Taboo films, Private Teacher with Kay Parker, and the hilarious Genital Hospital.
I'm fapping to both of them tonight. And I'm thanking BI once again for letting me bang Allie in her Bakers Dozen. Good to know I added to her porn misery.
Someone should remind Luke Ford that his old gal-pal Brandy Alexandre is 50 years old today. Wonder if she ever tried to get her job back at that funeral home in Sacramento.
Can anyone confirm if Kathy Jones passed away? Some dude on another porn site said thats what he heard.
Yes. She left s suicide note stating she was headed to New York to find a douchebag Russian who likes shemales and unclean shitholes, so she could learn how to get fired as a junior secretary for Macy's and flunk out of FIT.
She reminds me of the alien face all the kids had as bong bases or stickers from head shops back in the day. Just seemed like too much of a pro. I prefer the more innocent looking sluts.
Happy birthday to Rachel Luv. On this day 36 years ago, she dropped from her mother's vagina, and it's been downhill since there. Looks like she'll also be celebrating the 10th anniversary of her role in that tender love story Donkey Punch. Gian Jurgens knows the story in more depth, but it seems Miss Luv showed up at her agent's place to collect her check, and was never heard from again.
A not-so-happy birthday to Kelly Wells. 31 years ago, you came into this world for one purpose: be a disgusting, drugged out sperm receptacle. Kelly probably had more dicks in her shithole than any whore who ever lived. You can count her IAFD scenes by when she didn't have some convict stick his diseased crank into her turd cutter. That bitch could pass a bowling ball through her poop chute.
I guess I missed that the MIlton Twins made it to 30 recently. I wasn't aware that Down Syndrome babies survived that long. But I guess a steady diet of splooge, bad singing, and more splooge counteracted their Mongoloid faces.
Well well, it seems our own Sierra Sinn is 33 years old today. And I do mean old. Now flushed out of porno, and probably smoking more weed than Cheech and Chong put together, the skank has also flushed out of the DJ business as well, nome de plume DJ lil Miss Mayhem. She's taken the Kagney Karter route and now plies her poor music skills on Soundcloud.
In the meantime, she's completely abandoned her child, who must be waking up these days to find out what kind of substandard mother it has.
Thank you, Faceblaster, and thank you Corporate America. I celebrated with a complimentary Grand Slam at Denny's, venti cinnamon chai tea latte from Starbucks, California chicken salad from California Chicken Cafe, and ice cream from Baskin and Robbins. I'm due a milkshake from Del Taco and meal from IHOP, too.
I actually liked for De'Bella for some reason. I liked a few older women like Desi, Dana but De'Bella always delivered the most. Why isn't she hooking?
Sasha Grey turns only 28 today. Other notables, Brooklyn Chase, Rick Savage, Brianna Love, Eva Angelina, Claudia Adams, Capri Cavanni and Monica Mayhem.
Sasha Grey turns only 28 today. Other notables, Brooklyn Chase, Rick Savage, Brianna Love, Eva Angelina, Claudia Adams, Capri Cavanni and Monica Mayhem.
Sasha has 2 more years to fuck me or I'm not interested. Someone send her a memo.
They were humanely excised from her shitcunt and given a new lease on life in a terrarium at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. They will be sharing an exhibit with Bree Olsen's chair leg and Shy Love's dental implements.
IAFD says today is Sunny Lane's 37th. Is she still hooking at the Bunny Ranch, or has she come home to daddy's incestuous needs? Her twat hole must be wider than an open window by now.
Today is Shyla Styles 36 birthday or would be since she left last year. One of my favorites.
Also, born today Sydney Leathers 29- Thanks Anthony Wiener...for a lot of things. Sydney Steele is 50= WOW did not know she was that old!! Danni Daniels= 29 hit or miss mostly with me.