KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN

Posted by: drained

KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/20/12 09:46 PM


"Looking forward and staying positive."

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Kurt Lockwood Returns
Signing at XO Ball & Expo this weekend

Posted Sep 20th, 2012 04:58 PM by Peter Warren


CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Almost exactly five years ago, oft-hailed adult thespian Kurt Lockwood took leave of the XXX industry to pursue a new family life in Spain. But as he delared at the time, it was a leave of indefinite extent, maybe or maybe not permanent—something about which he said, "I reserve the right to make up my mind at a later date."

Though he did resurface briefly about a year later in a bisexual scene for Hancock Studios, Lockwood has otherwise remained off the porn radar ever since. Until now. With an appearance at the XO Ball & Expo beginning tomorrow in San Francisco, Kurt Lockwood lets it be known to the world that he is officially back.

"I left, moved to Europe because I became a dad and didn't want to shoot while I was trying to be a fulltime dad," Lockwood told AVN. "Bounced back and forth between Europe because I have family on the east coast—that's where I'm from, Baltimore. I lived in San Sebastian, Spain; in Doyet, France; spent some time in Baden-Baden, Germany, and unfortunately, like a lot of people in porn, it didn't work out. I keep coming back to a quote from that movie Magnolia, where they say, 'The book says we may be done with our past but our past ain't done with us.'

"It's difficult to be porn stars or anybody who really works in the industry to make it work," he continued. "It's a challenge for me just like everybody else."

Lockwood said he began to consider returning to the business after "I put up a Facebook page just on a whim, and it maxed out to 5,000 fans, so I saw this revenue stream going by, all these people, all my fans asking me over the internet ... you know, when I left none of the free sites and all that were up yet, so everything has changed since I've been gone. But one of the benefits is all those internet scenes that I did, they're now on all these free sites, and people all over the world are seeing them. So they've all sort of coalesced into this market base or demographic or something like that. So they're all like, 'When are you gonna have more stuff, when are you gonna have new stuff?' and I'm like, 'Wow, they're basically waiting to throw money at me for new stuff.'"

Lockwood's immediate plan is to begin updating his website, KurtLockwood.com, with brand new content, while offering his services as an independent contractor to other producers. "For better or worse, I have my own brand and my own fan base, so I said, 'I don't have to be prom king of Porno High School anymore, I got my AVN Awards, that's great, but now the way that the internet is set up, I can just sell to my fans and make a pretty decent living right there. It's worth a shot."

Porn is not the only iron, however, that Lockwood intends to place in the fire. "While I was away, I got nationally certified in massage therapy, which I have a real passion for," he revealed. "I'm licensed and insured and certified, so I'm going to be doing that as well.

"I'm just really surprised how fast things are happening," he mused. "I've only been back about two weeks, and within a week back I already got asked to sign [at the XO Ball & Expo]. I went to Porn Star Karaoke and I saw a bunch of people that I haven't seen in a long time, and it's really great to see some old friends and hang out and stuff, so it's been nice, because after living in L.A. for 15 years, living anywhere else is really difficult. It's culture shock. You're living right on the edge of everything here in L.A., where you can get anything you want 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and you try to live somewhere else and it's like a huge downshift. You feel like you should be wearing a space suit anywhere else.

"But coming back to L.A., I'm even surprised how different it is," he went on. "The industry obviously is totally different ... the whole thing with [Mr.] Marcus ... I mean, I remember back in my 10 years in the business, two things you never fucked with, you don't fuck with people's money, and you don't fuck with your test. I'd see girls flake a million times—I remember Taylor Rain flaking on me, I must have gotten four kill fees because she flaked, and they kept having to give me a hundred-buck kill fee each time, but damn if they didn't keep hiring her. They would let you get away with murder, but the only two things you never fucked with was money and the tests."

Lockwood made a point to state that he returns in peace, so to speak: "I'm not the kind of guy who holds a grudge, and any bad blood or anything that was from four years ago, I just ask people the golden rule: just, I treat people as ... you know. I'm just looking forward. Looking forward and staying positive."

And what he sees on the porn horizon, he said, is "very almost punk rock. You know, rock used to always have this very do-it-yourself ethic, and never has porn been more DIY than now, and that really interests me—the idea of having complete control over your product and what you find sexy, casting who you like. There's just so much creative control that you can have over what you do. And the accessibility to the fans—I've been really lucky to have some really great fans. So it's nice through this new technology that we're able to have more rapport with our fans and cater to what the pornsumer wants."

Lockwood said people can expect a whole new him from the one they last saw: "I don't even really look like what I did back then. I've put on like 10 to 15 pounds of muscle. I mean, I'm not trying to brag, I'm just saying I look different. So I'm giving them something new. It's me four years later, new and improved.

"At this stage, I'm not looking to get rich. I don't think anybody really is anymore these days in the industry," he concluded. "But I think I can make a decent living, or a decent supplement to my massage therapy practice."

Until KurtLockwood.com is relaunched, he said people can keep up with his goings on and contact him via his Twitter and Facebook pages. And they can reconnect with him in person at the XO Ball & Expo or at Porn Star Karaoke.

"I'll probably be there every Tuesday night," he said of the weekly Porn Valley gathering. "I had a lot of fun there."

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The relationship to the mother of his child seems to be over, all is forgiven, he is a stud. And a licensed massage therapist. OKAY.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/20/12 09:52 PM

can him and christian make up and massage each other with various oils while tranzer whips them and has his trannie minions(as well as the minion)jerking off to it?they could put it on kurtlockwood.com.kurt call christian and panzer.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/20/12 10:13 PM

Sounds like he is going to try to slot into Brandon's do it yourself gutter slut spot that is open, w/ that "porn is so DIY now" line.

Brandon, would you join a Lackwood's Gutter Sluts site, just to watch the scene and jack off to thoughts of how little they must have been paid? It would also give you a chance to reminisce, since you now are forced to pay a decent buck to chicks that are actually fuckable.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/20/12 10:36 PM

I would never join any site that would have me as a member.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/20/12 11:08 PM

Will you at least sell him the yellow couch? Or was that from Rent-A-Center?
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 12:52 AM

I'm not really up on the dudes, but is this guy "someone"? I mean, this is Desi- speak. I don't even know where to fucking start.

Yes, I do. Didn't want to shoot after deciding to be a full time dad. So he quit...5 years ago. 5 years as a full time dad. And then one day he decided not to be a full time dad. How did that conversation start? "Yeah, I'm going to the store to get you some ice cream". Is it possible that his piece of shitness can be showing?

is he the guy that posts here? Or am I thinking Hungwell? Is there some guy here named that that is "someone"?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 02:22 AM

Yeah, welcome back to porn valley. Kinda like walking into Dresden, ain't it?
Posted by: cqd

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 02:35 AM

Hey Barry. Lockwood is a comedy goldmine. Though he often types IN ALL CAPS which gets a bit irritating.

clicky for account profile and start reading back posts.

He's pretty funny. Also he seems to believe that EVERY poster is an alt who is out to get him.

One of his more hilarious moments was after years of swearing he would never do gay porn. Well he can now be seen sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

And if he stays true to form he will crash land on this message board any day now. He is another dipshit who thinks "haters" is some kind of insult so don't bother trying to hit him with anything funny or hurtful because he'll just call you a hater and move on to the next hater.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Will you at least sell him the yellow couch? Or was that from Rent-A-Center?


No, it was from Reagan Senter.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 04:12 AM

Isn't the unemployment rate in Spain over 20%? No wonder this fruit needs to come back stateside for work.
Posted by: mallocup

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 05:14 AM

oh I remember the lockwood days. this be good news, at least for the cage..
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 05:46 AM

Lockwood + Facebook=porn version of The Manhattan Project
Posted by: smutspov

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 07:54 AM

Seems like this shitbag is still totally deluded. He must be the worst massage therapist ever if he's hanging around Porn Star Karaoke to network his way back into the industry. That's like going to Occupy Wall Street looking for work, maybe that's why he was there. Anybody who hires him needs to be ridiculed out of business.
dickhead
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 08:18 AM





Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 09:13 AM

What the fuck kind of job did he have in Spain where the unemployment rate is 25%. Rent-a-boy?
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 10:41 AM

Wasn't it Lockwood who gave us the jondra genre, or was it some other meat puppet?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 11:28 AM

That was Derrick Pierce.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 12:37 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That was Derrick Pierce.


Oh. It's hard to tell one stunt cock from another.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 12:53 PM

I've no idea what Kurt's situation is with his child or post-porn life, but he'll do fine with his return. He seems realistic with how the business has changed. He's not barreling out the gate with tons of demands. Personally, I liked working with Kurt. He always made sure we did good scenes. And we certainly did.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 01:46 PM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 02:52 PM

Gia, were you one of the many whores that licked his asshole during a scene? Do you partake in such actvities in your personal life or in privates?
Posted by: smutspov

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:00 PM

there's no possible way Lackwood has ever done a good scene just by the mere fact he's in it.
Posted by: drained

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:21 PM

Smutty, you are a guy, I assume, who does not seem to like the whore-getting-fucked-by-the-whore-fucker part of porn that much. How come?
Posted by: smutspov

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:34 PM

Originally Posted By: PipeD
Smutty, you are a guy, I assume, who does not seem to like the whore-getting-fucked-by-the-whore-fucker part of porn that much. How come?


Because the majority of whore fuckers aka mopes in porn are repulsive and tend to obstruct the whore.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:36 PM

Is it really THAT amazing he's returning?
Posted by: drained

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:42 PM

You seem to be right about the whore fuckers.

IT FUCKING IS THE FUCKING SHIT, YOU IDIOTIC BOTTOM FEEDER!
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 03:48 PM

Thanks Pipe.

PS: I hope you get raped in a Georgian prison and then die from flesh-eating staph.
Posted by: drained

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 04:03 PM

You just crawl back into the Turkish bathhouse you were held captive in since mommy got tired of you as the fruit of too much back-alley experimentation on retards and hope that Ahmed is not going to want you to felch him until your gums bleed out again.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 04:03 PM

Crazy, man.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 04:04 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia, were you one of the many whores that licked his asshole during a scene? Do you partake in such actvities in your personal life or in privates?


No. Tried it, not into it; maybe I'd have to be in love so let's say no then. No, that would be way too much of a health risk (and too personal) with a stranger.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 04:24 PM

^^^ Hepatitis A
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
No. Tried it, not into it;


That makes it better for the man.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 07:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
No. Tried it, not into it;


That makes it better for the man.


No one cares what your man's into.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gia, were you one of the many whores that licked his asshole during a scene? Do you partake in such actvities in your personal life or in privates?


No. Tried it, not into it; maybe I'd have to be in love so let's say no then. No, that would be way too much of a health risk (and too personal) with a stranger.


Was there any corn in there?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 07:21 PM

My ex used to do that to me sometimes. Felt .......wet. Not very erotic.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 08:03 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
Is it really THAT amazing he's returning?


this is a really good question and it directly relates to one of the flops... rent is due.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: The Meat
^^^ Hepatitis A


Or as we say up here... Hepatitis, Eh?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 08:07 PM

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
My ex used to do that to me sometimes. Felt .......wet. Not very erotic.


although this has a barnyard feel to it I rate it slightly more believable than nates tit grabbing/texture post.
Posted by: cchriswake31

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/21/12 09:45 PM

Let us always...
Posted by: fartz

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/22/12 06:46 AM

I tried to find a funny image of Kurt, but everything was old news, already posted. I did happen to find this one under "kurt lockwood moron", though:





So I guess it wasn't a total loss.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/22/12 09:43 AM

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Originally Posted By: The Meat
^^^ Hepatitis A


Or as we say up here... Hepatitis, Eh?


That's a very clever derivative of the old "C, eh, N, eh, D, eh" joke.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 09/22/12 10:33 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
I tried to find a funny image of Kurt, but everything was old news, already posted. I did happen to find this one under "kurt lockwood moron", though:





So I guess it wasn't a total loss.


Going around on fb as "inbread" cat !
Posted by: V Venom2k

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/18/12 11:11 PM

Great more tranny porn...just what i wanted....(sighs)
Posted by: Dr_Pretorius

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/22/12 12:58 PM

I thought it wise not to taint the Pornstar Escorts Under $500 thread with this, but assumed some here would enjoy the laugh.

http://www.massagem4m.com/ca/los-angeles/16269/




Thank you Luke is Back and specifically LIB poster Sammyanna, for bringing this to our attention.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/22/12 06:24 PM

This thread just burst the gay thermometer !
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/22/12 06:28 PM

when i clicked on this thread earlier all that popped up at first was the second pic with the ad.when i finished reading it,the one that says m4m and has his pics on it appeared.i guess this is his rockstar approach?
Posted by: clown wanks

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/27/12 05:05 AM

I just hate how the article uses quotation marks. makes it look like a real article and real humans...

LIVE VIA SATELLITE! IT'S THAT AIDS-RIDDEN FAGGOT WHO FUCKS METH-HEADS AND ALSO FEMALE METH-HEADS!

"ya well i've been in yurope and stuff working on some stuff."

I'm a porn STAR! you got five bucks bro? hey i'm just saying if you're gonna swing by the booth at lunchtime i'll take a cheeseburger
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/31/12 09:31 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/01/12 03:32 PM

Eva Angelina's looks have hit dumpster level. She used to be hot as fuck!
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/01/12 05:07 PM

It's like one of those lesbian vids where you have to figure out who is supposed to be the bitch and who is supposed to be the butch.
Posted by: Walrus

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/01/12 05:34 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo


Are we trying to guess who the dude is in this picture? If so, I'm stumped.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/01/12 05:36 PM

JB wants to do a pegging scene with Kurt.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/01/12 05:44 PM

I think it's only pegging if there's a female wearing a strap-on. If it's one dude violating another in the ass it's just .
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/01/12 05:50 PM

JB is the female wearing the strap-on.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 12/21/12 12:17 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
No. Tried it, not into it;


That makes it better for the man.


No one cares what your man's into.


Hey, Gia caught me with a good zinger. How did I miss this before?
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 12/21/12 11:23 AM

Kurt is masterful when it comes too bad choices. Went to live in Spain just when the economy went into the shitter. Spain's unemployment rate is as high as it is in Greece. The massage venture is ghey no doubt. Kurt ought to come out of the closet.
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 12/21/12 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: ivorenginedriver
Kurt is masterful when it comes too bad choices. Went to live in Spain just when the economy went into the shitter. Spain's unemployment rate is as high as it is in Greece. The massage venture is ghey no doubt. Kurt ought to come out of the closet.


Allowing yourself to be fucked in the ass by a tranny on film may be the indication you're looking for.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 12/21/12 12:41 PM

I had no idea that Kurt had hit "bottom". I seem to recall him proclaiming his straightness on this board. I guess FloP #1 applies to men as well as women.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 12/21/12 01:14 PM

A whore is a whore is a whore, whether they have a cunt , a cock or both. They are void of souls, credibility and bright futures.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 12/21/12 01:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
A whore is a whore is a whore, whether they have a cunt , a cock or both. They are void of souls, credibility and bright futures.


I feel ya. Nine out of ten whores are that way. I know for a fact that there exceptions since I have on-and-off first hand experience dating back to the 70s. One has to sift through a fair amount of shit to find an honest one, but they do exist. When I find that rare bird I put a good deal of effort into cultivating a mutually beneficial relationship.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 12:11 AM

I'm just posting the top half of the cover, because really that's all you need.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 01:06 AM

It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.
Posted by: fartz

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 08:17 AM

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 08:26 AM

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 08:27 AM

This clown and the Donkey should do a show called Dueling Delusions.
Posted by: fartz

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 08:32 AM

Donny wouldn't go within ten feet of kurt out of fear that his "lifestyle" is contagious.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 09:47 AM

Unless they were in a public restroom.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 10:26 AM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.
dont give them any ideas.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/19/13 10:26 AM

Originally Posted By: fartz
Donny wouldn't go within ten feet of kurt out of fear that his "lifestyle" is contagious.
yet he moved to thailand.
Posted by: drained

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 04:54 AM



Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 07:50 AM

Does Constance Lee do anything besides run PSK? Not to derail the thread.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 12:12 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.

Didn't you used to date him or something before he went to jail?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 01:17 PM

No.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 01:29 PM

Originally Posted By: wannacorndog
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It's only news if he's getting pegged by Christian.

Didn't you used to date him or something before he went to jail?


You're thinking of someone else who went to jail.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 01:36 PM

Pirate Mope?
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 01:53 PM

Aye, matey.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 02:09 PM

Never dated him either nor anyone who ended up going to jail. Not even jail for inside trading or tax evasion.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 07:07 PM

Ever? At all? I mean, everyone's dated someone who was in or did go to jail. Juvie counts.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 01/20/13 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Never dated him either nor anyone who ended up going to jail. Not even jail for inside trading or tax evasion.


^ is why Gia doesn't date tritones. If she did she wouldn't be able to say that.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/08/13 11:39 PM

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/08/13 11:52 PM

cant believe i actually watched that.


queen of black dick? :X

also there was an annoying black bitch talking through the whole set.i guess ive never had the unfortunate experience of being in a theater when theres a young jemima talking their heads off the whole way,but it made lackwoods performance even worse.she shouldve been enjoying some chicken wings,not being all depressed/catty throughout the whole thing."oh no he didnt".suck my lil wee wee.
Posted by: fartz

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/09/13 06:28 AM


Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/09/13 09:46 AM

isnt kurt sucking dick for money too?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/09/13 10:49 AM

That is "Massage Therapist", Frankie. He's a total pro.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/09/13 11:39 AM

i was alluding to his tranny kurtbang.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 03/10/13 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
That is "Massage Therapist", Frankie. He's a total pro.


i only watched the first few minutes and to be honest it could have been worse. one of his first moves was to let the crowd know he's gay with his irish/greek bit. honesty counts, right?.

i'm not sure why he went for 10 minutes with cue cards though. using notes means you're going to eat dick up there. he should have tried for 5 from memory and see where it went.
Posted by: drained

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 07:41 AM


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Posted by: Bornyo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 07:44 AM

I'm about to perform or request a search for all your [...] posts and burn them with fire.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 07:52 AM

He's doing it to boost his post count so that, at long last and after numerous bannings, he can finally enter the ranks of the "Porn Jesus". (Jesuses? Jesuii? Whatever)

Why he would obsess on this so is beyond me, but it's to be expected from a guy who could, ahem, Care Less.


Posted by: Anonymous

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 08:00 AM

Yep.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 08:20 AM

And he done it.




Since he Cared SOOOOOOO Much about it, he should be made to start all over again. I'm not saying ban him or his IP, because he'll just keep coming back. Just make him start over with a new account.

And, maybe, better material than a constant c&p job from people who aren't locked in basements.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 09:32 AM

The cut and pastes are good. It keeps me from going to certain sites and wanting to comment. I wouldn't trust Mike South with a lump of dog crap, much less my IP.

Happy Porn Jesus, Pipe.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 04:44 PM

yup^, well done pipe. good for you.


Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I'm about to perform or request a search for all your [...] posts and burn them with fire.


i'm betting he shuts it down at an even 4k.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/26/13 05:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Happy Porn Jesus, Pipe.


Originally Posted By: LouCypher
yup^, well done pipe. good for you.



Great. He's turned XPT into the fucking Special Olympics. sportswami
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/27/13 08:58 AM

Huh? Panzer was the XPT version of that Far Side student at the Midvale School for the Gifted before Pulped learned how to spell boring and pretentious.
Posted by: bogardus

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/29/13 08:26 AM

So this wacko has been Sashamutt, Mind ltd, careless, pipe dream, and PulpeD?

Why waste the time changing names and accounts?

From the looks of it, all of the posts are in that same disjointed pseudo English. I guess not being fully mastered in the language wouldn't allow for a change in writing style.

I wonder what type of every day human he is. Does he interact socially with real people? Does he meet the boys out for beers? Flirt with women?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/29/13 07:26 PM

^it's complicated...


like this


and sometimes this



but usually this



never this though...

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/29/13 08:46 PM

Lou misses Figgs' gif bombs.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/29/13 08:53 PM

I really like that girl's outfit. I wonder where it can be purchased.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/30/13 08:59 AM

I can't help but like Sasha Gray.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 10/30/13 08:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Lou misses Figgs' gif bombs.


possibly, but minus the meatgaze that our mexican friend so unselfishly insisted on sharing.

Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I can't help but like Sasha Gray.


hear ya...but this is about the pipe. thoughts?.
Posted by: fartz

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/02/13 10:22 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
I really like that girl's outfit. I wonder where it can be purchased.


Lowes, Home Depot, etc.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/02/13 11:16 AM

Harbor Freight probably has deals on electrical tape.
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/02/13 01:46 PM

Who is that girl(in the electrical tape)? She's smokin
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/02/13 06:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Harbor Freight probably has deals on electrical tape.


That place is like a Dollar Store for tools.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/02/13 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Who is that girl(in the electrical tape)? She's smokin


she's an mma ring girl type..
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 09:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
I really like that girl's outfit. I wonder where it can be purchased.


Electrical tape aisle at home depot

oops...late to the party
Posted by: Mr. Meat

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 05:23 PM



I love this one. What a hypocrite asshole.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 07:09 PM

I'm surprised he had time to tweet with all the private massages he does.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 07:30 PM

that twitter feed is full on fail. #douchechills
Posted by: artxmaverick

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 07:38 PM

Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Who is that girl(in the electrical tape)? She's smokin


she's an mma ring girl type..


Appreciate it. That gif was as good as it got, the rest of her pics I found don't do anything for me.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 07:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I'm surprised he had time to tweet with all the private massages he does.


I'm surprised he finally stopped posting in caps.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: KURT LOCKWOOD RETURNS TO PORN - 11/03/13 10:29 PM

Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I'm surprised he had time to tweet with all the private massages he does.


I'm surprised he finally stopped posting in caps.
I thought that was EVAN SEINFELD AKA MR TERA PATRICK>>>AHHH YOU BITCHEZZZ SOMEONE GIVE ME A SHARP KNIFE...

:0 :0 smile