if gia got implants

this is what she might look like



something to think about.found the pic on reddit in the fake tit section.

heres some more madison ivy for you

nice save with the madison ivy...

The duck lips are more repulsive than the bolt-ons.

please god no. Gia, you're gonna fuckin see this and get ideas. your tits are fine just the way they are.

I'm way skinnier than those chicks. So, imagine skinnier plus implants... = fuck yeah rock n roll!!!!!!!!! :insert jack-off banana icon here:

And tatty, I already got ideas- let's hope I don't chicken out like last time. Just waiting for more money, and trying to lose more weight for them since I fear gaining weight from the 6 weeks of sitting on my ass from the md-advised gym sabbatical. Plus, even after that 6 weeks, all upper-body workouts will have to be done with way lighter weight as to not ruin how your implants settle.

NO.

How big are we talking here?

450cc. Under the muscle. Saline. Why am I bothering answering if I might chicken out again? My love of fake tits and being no stranger to plastic surgery is so incongruous to chickening out, I know. Arrrrrghhhh.

All the kool kidz are getting "Gummy Bear" silicone implants

The new silicone looks and feels more real. But the drawbacks are that it's recommended you get MRI's every few years. My insurance covers MRI's, but what if there comes a day where it doesn't? An MRI is usually $3K! Yep, hidden costs. Also, though the new silicone is less likely to rupture, you are also less likely to feel the rupture. This silicone vs saline is something I mulled over for months. I have plenty of friends with saline who have natural looking results. Personally, I don't mind them looking a tad fake or feeling the bag inside if grabbed super hard. Actually, it turns me on. What I do NOT want are implants that look like Tupperware molds, and that's pretty easy to avoid by going under the muscle, not filling the bag all the way, and not going too big when you don't have enough skin too accommodate.

NO.

I think massaging them a whole bunch helps the saline implants become more pliable and realistic looking/feeling. I'll be the first to volunteer if you need help with that.

Just make sure the nipples are pointing in a direction that looks natural.

Steezo, that's a breast LIFT. I can tell by the 'anchor' incisions.

Anyway, with saline, there is no need to go through the nipple at all. With silicone, they go through only the bottom half of the nipple. Looks like this pic, it's the entire way due to breast lift.

Oh, ok. It was one of the images that popped up when I Googled "450cc implants." Anyway, I know you'd never fuck yourself up like that.

For shit sake Gian Jurgens, look at Raylene's tennis ball funbags and stop the insantiy!

Then said pic is a breast lift with implants. Common procedure with breast lifts these days. Also, they look small for 450cc which I'm guessing is because her ribcage is bigger than mine.

Raylene had nice implants once, quite a while ago. I enjoyed them a lot during a table dance at a Spearmint Rhino somewhere in central Cali. The bouncer had to ask us to stop being touchy feely.

Dude, that fucking blows when staff has to cockblock a chick's money like that.

I'd rather you invest in some more DK sunglasses and another knockoff Gucci handbag.

You might be a whore, but you're our whore...and we at least get a say!

She seemed like she was genuinely having fun. This was around... 2002? I remember she was telling me she was getting married soon and it seemed like she had a handler with her who was keeping her from drinking/partying too much. But it was still a fun time. I had an OK pic taken with her, but a drink got spilt on it.

And now Raylene's magnificent tits are completely fuckin' gross.

Can we not make this thread about insulting other people? I appreciate you guys' concern for me, but talking shit about other women is uncalled for here.

Raylene's face still looks as hot as ever, but her boobs need some maintenance and she needs some fix-up work on her loose abdominal skin from when she had a kid. She's one of my all-time favorites, so I'm not going to insult her. I consider my comments to be constructive criticism.

I don't mean to insult her either. I think it's tragic that such a beautiful woman as Raylene has had that outcome. However, the current sad state of Raylene's once-perfect bosom must be considered in any discussion on XPT of potential plastic surgery, which is generally undertaken for aesthetic reasons. Gia, you're considering the surgery because you think it would make you look better, and I'm just noting the contra evidence. You'd be buying into a rapidly-degrading position.

Now, there may be differences in lifestyle between you and Raylene which would relate to how her rack has turned out, and would distinguish your prospects. I understand she has children, and at your relatively mature age that's less likely to be in your future. Raylene also apparently likes to drink and smoke and party; you're a health nut. So your mileage may vary, so to speak. Still it's something to consider carefully.

If it makes a girl feel sexy, let her pump 'em up! This is coming from a complete tit man though, goddamn I love tits.

Gia, leave your tits alone, unless you are getting back into stripping.

Really though, everything from the belly button up could wind up in Panzer's fridge for all I care, please post a current pic of your dumper. As long as the ass is good, tits...pfft.

i say its tittie time.

I think we need a new Gia titty picture

^^^Agreed. Gia, post a current photo of your tits, then a sample photo of the boobs you desire. For scientific comparison purposes, only, naturally.

Not to be rude but... how "mature" is Gia? Every time I see a photo of her she looks maybe 25 at best.
As for the titty exchange, if she loves the idea of big guns.. let her have at them. She clearly has done the research. I just hope she (and I know she has sense) picks a great surgeon that minimalizes the scars. That above "lift" pic was gross. Unhealed, but I have seen girls who have had reductions and the scars were serious. I would hate for Gia to mar that lovely body that way--considering I think she looks amazing the way she is... all natural.

Wait.... So now we can't make fun of, or excuse me, "insult" Dana or Raylene? Did I wake up in the right fucking dimension?

Don't do it Gia

new boob AND butt implants...

Gia is 47 years old. Shows what clean livin' can do for you.

You can go up to 1000cc if you take the excess skin of Raylene's gut.

Win-win situation.

It's part of her "reverse aging" or whatever she thinks it is.

If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it...

this^.

these are 450cc and look great.

Except for the scar under the nipple.

thats a lollipop scar.they can go away after awhile.kianna dior used to have them and still looked hot even with the scars.

Most tit jobs are not done through the nipple. And I don't want a scar named after food anyway.

Those tits are amazing.. now that is a great tit job! Pays to get a good surgeon.. and pay the extra to minimalize the scars..

Gia looks great for "47"! Or whatever age she is...

And I agree.. we need to see how the "girls" look to see if such a job is necessary..
BTW, my sister works for a company in CA that makes silicone breast implants.. I have one as a paperweight... Feels pretty real.

The woman I'm currently dating has 450ccs under the muscle and the doctor went through the underside of the breast. With the way hers settled, I couldn't see the scars unless I really searched. Of course, they're too perky to be natural, but they still look damned good.

I could be wrong, but given my wife had one I'm pretty sure that's a breast reduction.

The marker make it look really gross. I mean that in the nicest, most respectful, non w word calling way possible.

Some people are just late to the dance. You are one of them. Do you not understand that you can say pretty much whatever your misogynist impulses dictate in this forum and all the others but one?

Yes. One forum. For now. You'll come up with others.

Crybaby.

lets get back on topic.imagine gia with a set like these

I actually looked around a bit and did some comparison of physical attributes of whores listed on IAFD.
I thought Gia was aiming way too big with 450cc implants, found some pictures of outstanding results from some surgeons and noticed that about 250cc might be more in her area. Or so I thought. Then there are whores like the one in the original post of this thread or Madison Ivy or whoever - the compact types who sport the look well in some strange pornish way. With pretty much flawless results though. Beware the parking lots.

Why go half way? Go big or go home.

Question for Gia: What pair of boobs would be the Acme/gold standard to which you'd compare all others?

I like various fake tit jobs. Melissa Lauren, Heather Pink, Dita VonTeese, Nikki Benz, Sandee Westgate are my top 5.

Optimal results are a matter of preference. I almost forgot.

Nikki Benz's are damn good. I love that girl, she's what a porn star ought to look and fuck like.

Heather Pink's look a bit off; she may have been having a bad boob day.

Heather Pink

Benz looks good.

^^^THat's waaaay off. I spend almost everyday with her. They don't look like that; there must be bra underwire or her arm holding them up in the pic. Heather's breasts in real life have a tear drop shape and a natural drop.

Benz' are okay. Your pic has nothing to do with how she looks.

thats a solid list of fake tits gia.others that are pretty nice that come to mind right now are liza del sierra,julia ann,franceska jaimes,emma starr.ill come up with some more later.

We need a fake tit thread. A thread dedicated to the love of fake tits. Does that sound like a good idea, Frankie? Will you start one?

yup that sounds right up my alley.ill get this started asap.

Can't post pics from my iPad, but Celeste from 90's porn had some of the nicest fake tits ever.

yes she did

^^^ bleh those are gross

You're clearly programmed diffently than a guy. Celeste's tits were plump & firm-looking, with just a little bit of a natural sag to them. Maybe you need to see them in different poses, college poses or something. They're fantastit!

Maybe post another pic?

Fuck, it's hard finding good pics of vintage pornstars. This is more of a preview clip than a link to a tube site, so it should be OK. Just watch these things bounce:

http://www.pornstarretro.com/videos/celeste2-03.mpg

Gia .. WHEN and I stress when you get your funbags done.

Will you be sharing the results (unleashed) on XPT ?

Otherwise this thread is worthless.

This being XPT, to really make it work you will need the input from fake plastic surgeons and fake members of the Dow Corning R&D department.

Of course, DemonB. But it's going to take a lot for me to quit being too scared to take the plunge.

the thought of surgery is scary,but the outcome outweighs any potential risk.just have your dr check if youre allergic to the anesthesia first.if not then you have pretty much nothing to worry about.youll be awake with a new pair before you know it.

heres raylenes tits back in the day

I actually think Raylene got prettier all over, except for the you-know-whats.

True. Her tits are hideous on video close-ups and in pics without the benefit of heavy body makeup, airbrushing and Photoshop.

Steezo has teh correct. Celeste was perfection in the boobage department.

Anyway, I think if you do it you will lose some of your allure... but why should you give a fuck about us internet retards' opinions? Do what makes you happy, then post pics of you getting titty fucked for Figgs an me. :P

that ^

It might not be a bad choice to go the Asa Akira route
They would look awesome on Gia's petite frame

Nice pose. Thighs closed, panties around the ankles. A collection of photos like that would be a great coffee table book.

Again You're welcome Whore.

Also

I'm a trend setter

I set trends...

Well, you got the setter part right.

Lolz Nathaniel, I've been nip/tucks ahead of you since that pic was taken. Stalk my facebook with mopez and catch up, son.

Why saline?

I dated a girl last summer with a great saline pair, she was a spinner, tiny, & while they looked fantastic they definitely had a stiff feel to 'em.

I can't say that I've been nearly so intimate with a silicone pair with there being so few around, but from what I understand they're more realistic for the touch test.

I'm back with naturals now for which I have always had a preference, but I love all titties regardless. I would assume you'd be well aware of all this, so I wonder why saline would be your choice.

Saline seems safer, and I've seen just as many nice looking saline implants as I have silicone. I've grabbed plenty of my friends' salines that feel pretty gushy and nice, I don't mind the ones where I feel stiff. Looks matter more to me than feel. Actually, I get turned on when I grab a girl's tit and I feel the bag.

I saw that coming all the way



Thank you for the jack off material right there but I agree, there's something inherently sexy about a girl going to that length to enhance and exude such a visceral symbol of sexuality. Have I mentioned how much I love tits?

No the best way is to use your own fat, and lord knows you are genetically capable of porking it up.


So why not get fat and do this instead?








What ever you do I hope you get that nose tucked and that chin enhanced. Is there some way you'd trade say 2 months of sex indenturement for the procedures?(legally a personal services contract)

You'd have to do them first of course.

fuck that shit^.

look at these

I can't believe that video of the liposuction will allay any of Gia's fear of surgery.. gross to watch actually. But the tits above this post.. perfection!

Gia,

This is your decision. You know best what will make you look sexy. Personally, I would welcome the bigger tits.

quiet you^













only info on her is her names julia and shes an "urban" model.

anyway thought her tits had nice shape and size.

I don't know.. haven't seen Gia's tits for awhile..they may be tickled by her belt buckle these days.. I think we need to evaluate what we have to work with and make an informed decision.

I must admit, I do love young perky tits. I thought it a crime Jessie Rogers went bigger so soon. But she still looks awesome. So I will get over it.

Not so young, but still nice were the native ones of Monique Alexander. Solid replacements though.

christy mack

For the first time in a long time, you said something that isn't completely loco.

I hate being that guy to this on a board, but ^^^This.

Broken clock, twice a day and all.

I'm still in the "don't do it" camp. Having felt implants in my face for lap dances, I'm not a fan. Too god damned hard.

tahmeena azfal

Cant believe some body would blaspheme some of the best natural knockers god has ever made.


But I can believe an XPT reg would miss posting TWINS with four of the best natural Knockers God has ever made.

If Gia got implants she could conceal carry.



CLICK

Gia, if your Dr can guarantee you these tits, then go for it.

or these

Wow if that's Sandee Westgate she's rocking a new hair color [to me anyway] and one hot bod.

it is and yes she looks great.

My unsolicited 2 cents -- get small implants, and for goodness sake use silicone. Not only does silicone look better, they feel infinitely better from the point of view of the sex partner going to town on them. Yes, I understand the safety concerns, but if you want to be 100% safe, then don't have cosmetic surgery in the first place -- if you are going to have it, don't compromise on the result.

As to the implant size -- bigger ones only look good on tall, large framed/boned women (e.g. Brigitte Nielsen, 80's star Raven) or women with big floppy natural tits in need of firming up -- like Laura Lion (here is an "after" picture):

You fall into neither category. Get implants no bigger than say Beatrice Valle -- she is exactly your height and body type. Or look at Asa Akira if you need a more recent vintage example.

in related news ava addams is getting or got fake tits already because she had a kid.cant wait to see what her tits look like.

in related euro whore news aletta ocean has some nice ones







more sandee westgate

She looks like she swallowed a secret.

Aletta Ocean's tits are the more unnatural, a bit too solid ones. Her ass and more than average faking makes up for them, I guess. Artificiality works for her.

If nothing else this thread has made it abundantly clear that Figgs would fuck the Goodyear blimp if you bolted a couple of tits on it.

Think he'd tit fuck a tranny? If he spotted a nice pair w/ an Adam's Apple, would he just refuse to check, plausible deniability and all?

thats a no go.itd be the same as titfucking hyde.

Does Adrienne do any hard core ?

dont know.^

ava addams new tit job!!!
its the first video.they turned out great.

Her face looks cracked out ! Reminds me of a hillbilly granny that dips skoal.

The fetish is taking over again.

The only thing remotely unique about her was her natural boobs. SO in whore logic she gets pregnant BREAST FEEDS THE WHORE SPAWN and has a C section. Again, she is only good at being a porn whore.....

... looks like meth mouth to me...