Bill Wright

I met with Bill Wright in Budapest for a coffee. Any fans of Mr. Beaver here?
Or his work for Private/Pirate?

You trying to get mope work or directing work?

Not sure who's creepier, you or Frank Thring. So what's that loon up to these days? He made good porn, maybe he can give you some advice on how it should be done.

Why don't you fuck off to your own little corner? Feeble-minded douchebag.

Hey Joran, what brings your sorry ass back to the board? Didn't realize they let prisoners use computers in that Peruvian jail let alone have enough electricity to run them.

wow.lots of hostility on both sides here.

Guys. Relax. I took notes from Bill and I've got this thing down now....really.
Hot girls. Only hire swallowers. Keep it simple.

I stole the batteries of your electric wheelchair. Enough power to supply the complete Peruvian correction facilities.

My girl Heather Pink and I think Joran Van Der Sloot's sexy.

Be careful in Holland, heard the women have hairy underarms and the guys like to swallow, so you may never know what you are hooking up with.

My friend Irina (pictured) is Russian. We both spoke Money fluently and made a fair, fluid exchange.

On the next Maury Povich:

Bill Wright you ARE the father of Brandon Iron.

Bill Wright immediately pulls out a .357 magnum and blows the top of his head off.

I am going to refer you to Honest Man: The Life of R. Budd Dwyer. Please consider it a how-to instructional video.

I am going to refer you to:
Sexually Transmitted Diseases: A Physician Tells You What You Need to Know

To quote what fellow Canadian Justin Bieber recently tweeted:

Wow. What are your feelings on Charlie Manson? How about Ramirez? He looks like he was in the Cro- Mags.

No, they're ugly.

who is your favorite serial killer? I'm tied with Bundy and Ridgeway. Both local boys made good.

Not sure. I don't really keep up with that stuff.

just say ted gia.. and he was born in vermont barry. of course so was c3x.

He's attractive but I was never like 'omg so hot.' And I didn't find his back story/upbringing that interesting.

he could talk it and back in his day you would have liked the car he had. ted is a solid pick.

I'd go with a toss up between Susan Atkins and Leslie Van Houten. I'd have to see some rear view pics to make a proper determination. There were other bitches in the family that I'd rather bone, but as far as serial killers, its one of them two.

I'm a little partial to the dude that was on the dating game, myself.