Brandon Irons Wiki

Since all adult wiki's now fall under my care...Im gonna need help filling in Brandons..I would think with all the buddies he has here, this could be the Brandon update thread..anytime some new info comes in we can post it here and ill update..With your help, i know we can give Brandon the wiki he deserves...But please, when posting info, please use the stringent PWL test..Meaning it has to be verified using the same methods PWL used ...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0410064/bio

I think this picture should be here. Thanks Mpz.

see thats the stuff im talking about..Ive got the brit andrews pic, were there kissing and she has to bend down..

I'm starting to see why this is true: http://news.yahoo.com/usa-becomes-food-stamp-nation-sustainable-160645036.html

Brandon, stop being Canadian ...Im gna need your last std test for your wiki..

It's been a while, I'm afraid. I haven't gone to AIM since 2009.

Dude, dont yall free healthcare over there ..you should be able to test monthly free of charge/...please remit test asap

So Brandon is shooting without tests?

There are other places that test.

Sean: I'm going to need photos of your 17-year-old daughter to compare with the crotch shot you posted. That's a sick, sick thing for any self-respecting father to do. You should know better.

Habibs house of STD testing and falafels probably isn't accredited, but that's the way you need it to be.

I use the same testing places as other industry people. Now who will have the courage to turn Sean in for what he is doing to his daughter? It's not right. Not right at all.

You said you didn't have one. Which is it?

No, I said I haven't gone to AIM since 2009. That doesn't preclude me from going to a different testing facility.

Then you can prove what you claim. Don't worry I know you really can't.

Yes, I can prove I've had tests from clinics other than AIM.

None of them can prove you don't have herpes.

One proves I'm descended from royalty.

I have often been told that I'm King Shit of Turd Island. How do you explain that?

And....??

And...??

Mom was dying and I took a night job so I could spend time with her during the day. It was a short commitment and I bought my plane ticket to Amsterdam with the money. I wouldn't want to do it 40 hours a week but it was a good experience. I met some cool people and it kept me sane.

Amsterdam was laid back and pleasant when I was there. Compared to philly the drug addicts and street people were like lambs.

King Limpy Lilliputian

King Kong Dong

Brandon, your PWL tactics dont work with me, it didnt work when your 2 best friends did it and its not working now...However you kind of remind me of her...I ask her a question and she comes back with some smart ass comment in effort to hide the truth..Brandon your not the only person in the world with herpes, embrace your herpes and stay medicated...If you didnt pay people for sex, or as you refer to it, pornography it would be no big deal since its doubtful someone would have sex with you without money being involved..But i dont want you to be the new Patient H, spreading the herp thru out Canada..

See Brandon what you and your crew (pwl) never figured out was, its one thing to talk shyt about someone..We are all big boys and can deal with it, its a whole other thing to talk about kids, or suggest a parent molests his kids or bring family members to a fight that isnt theres..That takes all the fun out of it and in becomes something else..You being the smart guy you say you are i would think you knew that...

can someone please tell me why the girl is slapping him?

Someone off camera just told her Brandon has herpes and when she tried to close her legs Brandon raped her feet.

Because it's funny.

So when is Sean gonna post his next hit piece on XPT's own Brandon Iron?

Is it my imagination but with each slap does B's beard get longer ?

She gave new meaning to the term "Bitch slap." Like the hits I take here, though, they were absorbed without consequences.

His nose does given his retorts.

That is the scene from meatholes with Crystal Ray . He asks her to do it . Brandon was really pushing her to the limit thru the scene and at the end he lets her get in few licks . The meathole series was all about pushing girls over the edge . You can see she was a bit angry and actually was crying afterwards . She was somewhat cool about it , but she didn't realize before hand that the scene would be so rough and degrading .

She was fine with the scene and let several men pee on her afterwards in the shower. I worked with her after this shoot and hired her for TEN LITTLE PIGGIES, too.

I'd love to see you do a meatholes scene with Sunny Day. After she slaps you around she can stick a sharpened toothbrush into your neck and we can watch your worthless corpse bleed out.

Why would a cold-blooded killer call herself Sunny Day? The mysteries of these ladies continue to confuse me.
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, Cracker Jackie. She's got a blowtorch for her pipe that will singe off all that ashy skin of yours, Willie D/Ashy Larry.

Paperchase: Until they make adult diapers that you can pee through, we both know that won't happen. I may be in Canada but you are incontinent.

Brandon's wit: :facepalm:

If Brandon killed himself XPT would lose at least 5 of its active posters.

You make as much sense as the IHOP restaurant killer who shot the National Guard troops yet drove a minivan with the bumper sticker "Support Our Troops."

That makes more sense than you thinking yourself as a Director or Producer.

Would you like to meet at IHOP and discuss this?

Are you serving there this week?

I'm making a special black and blue plate special for you. You'll need a straw to eat it, though, because you'll have no teeth.

Is it one of your "special" cum omelet recipes that you stole from Porno Dan? The plastic yellow booth idea stolen from Max's germ ridden aesthetic, along with the puke on the floor has already deemed you a poser along with the lawsuits that you have been served that is killing many trees.

BTW, buy some real dish scrub. I don't mean the whores you hire. Just stop using the hairs clogging your kitchen sink. Despite your disdain for OHSA, there are standards. Or is that another thing you ripped off from Leal?

Like OSHA, I have standards. You are far below them. Goodbye.

Would you like pie with that poor excuse for a post?

Whoa now. That's like a real Typhoid Mary situation going on there. Does anyone know what the Canadian version of the CDC is called. Warnings must be sent out.

I'm sure you make anyone who "works" with you aware that you have herpes on documents they sign.

Funny that a shitbag like Brendan would know about killers who drive around in minivans. You drove that PXP van like you were the king of Canoga Park, and yet your strain of herpes has inflicted endless pain on the porn world.

Look, I'm as suspicious of some of these women as you are. If they have something, I want to know about it.

I was dismissed from the food industry after being caught in a compromising position with a warm apple pie in the kitchen.

I did not steal it. I borrowed it for personal use.

Of which Canada is one, outside Quebec. Side note: should "hench mopes" be hyphenated?

Oh, I converted that pie. I converted it real good.

The following video should be added to Brandon's wiki:

Brandon Iron Eats Poop

In this clip, our favorite 3 foot tall action hero kills a snake.

^^^That was Anita Blond, wasn't it? Isn't she like 5 foot 3?

In all fairness to the dwarf, she is 5'5" in heels.

And Brandon beat the hell out of the snake. He must practice often.

It must have been awkward for him to beat the snake without the plastic bag tied off around his head.

Getting back to the point, though....yes, I fucked ANITA BLOND!!!!

The point is you have become an internet joke -- dwarf with Canadian accent wrestles a fake snake in worst movie intro ever.

Someone send the clip to PETA and complain about animal abusers producing porn.

So did Brian Surewood.

So did Superl.....oh, wait.

Lulz, Brandon pulling the "LOOK AT ME! I WORKED IN PORN!!" card again.

Memo to Brandon: Surewood is just another example of who porn whores are. Women who people pay to fuck on camera.

Second memo: nobody cares about the mopes.

Dear Yankee,
I just read this tidbit on yahoo.com.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The number of Americans living below the poverty line rose to a record 46 million last year, the government said on Tuesday, underscoring the challenges facing President Barack Obama and Congress as they try to tackle high unemployment and a moribund economy.

I think you have bigger issues to deal with.

But you're the one who WAS FEEDING ALL THE PORN WHORES!!

Lulz.

I'll include the last paragraph from the article for you, too.

The United States has long had one of the highest poverty rates in the developed world. Among 34 countries tracked by the Paris-based Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development, only Chile, Israel and Mexico have higher rates of poverty.

All I can say is that I did my best to feed hundreds of LA's needy and greedy. Things took a sharp downturn after I left. I wonder what could have been....what could have been....

Hold on a second, you brought up Gates. Being that real Americans are very resilient to economic downturns that while also helping the border countries who don't have a real Military budget that can compete with the U.S. with a Canuck calling out anything American while he made $$ is a total fail.

What I'm asking is why you brought up Gates, being that he created software that helped your industry and possibly hurt it by facilitating the distribution of content.

You're right, this could get ugly.

ETA: Brought up Gates in a another thread

If I ever return to the United States, I will consider donating my wealth to the Gates Foundation. This is contingent on your country not starting any more than 3 wars at a time from this point forward. And no more hiding behind terms like "kinetic military action." That kind of bullshit is going to get you in more 9/11-sized trouble. Believe it.

Yes, Canada does not have your bloated military-industrial complex. We also don't have unemployment over 9%, Grand Canyon-sized gaps between rich and poor, and 1 in 9 houses heading towards foreclosure. If a sheriff hits you Rodney King-style as he evicts you from your home, come up to Canada for some free health care. (I just had a free physical this week. EKG, blood work...the whole 9 yards. Free!) Last time I was in Los Angeles, you were still dumping mentally ill people on skid row in hospital gowns.

When you get attacked on your own home soil, I'm sure you'll be the first to raise his hand for a ticket to Amsterdam.

The last people to attack Canada were AMERICAN! It didn't go according to plan if you check your history books. Sorry, but you can't steal our land like you did to poor Mexico. Their revenge? Taco Bell.

We let the French have it since no one else wanted them, including Mexico.

Please go to a library and look for a history book. You are very, uh, American in your understanding of things outside your country.

So you're telling me that the French have left Canada?

No, I'm saying you did not let the French have Canada. That's like saying the French got to keep Louisiana. It's simply not true. You are a merde-head.

How many conquests do the French have again?

I sat at my computer, clicked refresh and saw 32 new posts. I thought, "cool, maybe there is something interesting." I always set myself up for disappointment.

Brandon killed a snake, started hatin' on the U.S., and is now educating us on the Seven Years War, I think.

Midget Brandon probably prefers black snake.

The younger generation rebukes your racist rants. Kanye rules!

tell them thanks for the hotsauce,its been helping with my weight loss.

The French word for "thank you" is "mercy." Please show some to dolts like 'Loads and Max.

From the mountains to the prairies....

DETROIT (AP) — A 101-year-old woman was evicted from the southwest Detroit home where she lived for nearly six decades after her 65-year-old son failed to pay the mortgage.
Texana Hollis was evicted Monday and her belongings were placed outside the home. Her son, Warren Hollis, said he didn't pay the bill for several years and disregarded eviction notices.

My point is simply this: Texana Hollis had a roof over her head when I was in Los Angeles. The people were better off. The country was better off. The stock market was higher. Unemployment was lower. I'm not going to take all the credit but I will take my share.

If you want to get technical it is merci.

I was making a "bon mot." Desole.

She sounds like a perfect HerpMyMouth candidate.

How can I hire her if she has no address? You're not very bright, 'Loads. I'm 3 steps ahead.

Read the article, a neighbor is putting her up in a rental they have right across the street.

Like I said. Perfect for your site.

I was simply using this as an example of the chaos that has ensued since my departure from the purple mountain majesties.

You should post that at GFY.

You should stop posting here.

Shitloads can no more stop posting than you can Brandon. I think you two were made for each other.

Boy, the sheriff sure got a burr in his saddle.

Another one who is frightened by retarded babies. Would you have aborted your son if you knew he had been retarded before he was born?

I have a reputation to uphold.
It's not like I post links to tawdry naked pics of women in hopes of getting my ego stroked.
http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2011/09/15/the-scarlett-letter-er-photos/

Now I have two tards stalking me.

I figure you can help those over there at GFY by explaining how your absence is ruining their market. They are after all, working.

Funny. Fewer people are producing. More people are simply stealing. A few on this board fall into the latter category.

I bet you call a thief who breaks into your house a "furniture re-locator."

I dunno, there is plenty of new content out there, that even keep the pirates on their toes. Just ask your boy Donkey. I bet his minions from PWL know a few things about that.

I've always been an honest pornographer. I don't make money from ripping off other producers.

It is a decision I am glad I didn't have to make, and of course I'd have only been one vote. I mean, yeah, I would have loved him and cared for him, but what happens to him when I'm gone? 40years down the road, he gets a check from the government that goes to the group home he lives in? Or he remains a burden on any potential siblings, keeping them from living whatever life they could? It is torturous to think about, and there is no right answer.

And I don't care about her kids, they can be or do whatever they want. SHE is a danger. She scared me off McCain, because if he was going to make such a poor choice in his most important pre election decision, he wasn't fit to lead, in my opinion. I fear her as a presidential candidate, because I envision her being another GW style puppet, while a Cheney-esque corporate tool VP runs the show.

I'm not a liberal. I'm not happy with a Charlie Brown, wishy washy president that is concerned more with approval rates, Q score and helping those in his party get elected/re elected, than making tough choices to put our country back on track.

I hate the fact that Palin made me vote for this guy. I hate the fact she was so close to one of the most important positions in the world, when I could go to the elementary school down the street and find 5 eight grade girls more knowledgeable about politics and world events than she is. And I hate the fact that so many Americans eat up the phony bullshit that falls out of her mouth.

In closing, if she were to end up on the Repub ticket again, that would be rubber stamping 4 more years. Same problem Hillary had in the primaries, to polarizing of a figure. She's on the ticket, you lose half your parties votes and get no crossovers.

Maybe in physical content terms, ok. But in aesthetic and creative terms, you're delusional.

BTW, better put back that case of consumer DV stock. Wal-Mart keeps an eye on the overnight stockroom helpers. You can thank me later.

Perhaps you should stop listening to what other people have to say about them both and learn something about them on your own. Read a book watch a movie. Don't just take what they force feed you on the news and in magazines. Those things have their own agenda, and they are the reason we are in the mess we're in.

I've got some news, she's not running, she never going to run, she's just going to keep stringing everyone along in order to sell her products, and I think it's really the best kind of revenge she could get.

Fucking LULZ

Revenge on whom? The people who forced her to quit as Governor of Alaska? Glen Rice? The Media she uses to attack others? The Judges who didn't vote for Bristol on Dancing with the Stars?

You're a fucking full bore boneheaded Germy conspiracy believing moron.

Ah, looks like I hurt the poor little guys feelings. Just write a 100 more haiku about it and Brandon will give you some more attention, because when I have something better to do, I'm gone.

I figured she'd start to campaign a little, so she could collect donations, then drop out.

Doesn't mean I have to like the broad. I get off when people that think they are above everyone else have the facade broken.

Fuck, don't tempt either of them w/ that Haiku shit.

You could use your "I HAVE TEH MOD POWERZ" to move this thread to AWOP, where you are also shitting the bed. I can't see how they gave you any MOD POWERZ with you being the spineless twit you are.

You stupid, fucking, brainless, Germy Steal wannabe moron.

Game....set....match to IRON!!!
Thank you for your Nadal-like wincing in pain meltdown, 'Loads. Glad I got to you.

Haiku is done. Unless Brandon decides to roll out some of his Alts to bump it.

Can't see why people bag on that thread though. Most of the members here have posted in it to bag on Knox. Got a shitload of views too. I just got the ball rolling again.

Is it OK to bump the Limerick thread? I'd hate to be accused of spamming the board, making less room for Tranzer bashing thread.

Lemme know.

Oh, should I have directed "You stupid, delusional fucking moron" your way? I thought that was a given 'round here.

Good news! I just got back from my FREE physical courtesy of our health care system. I'm in fine shape. Yep....going to live a looooooong life, it looks like.

'Loads, can I refer you to my doctor so he can find out what's troubling you so?

I'll take my chances outside of Socialized medicine, where they obviously missed your herpes sores.

Like I said, the doctor said I'm A-OK. Looking pretty good. All this easy living has been good for me. I feel sorry for anyone who lives in constant, unrelenting anguish and torment. I imagine that a person like that thinks dark thoughts all day long. They have no joy in their meaningless, inconsequential lives. They are cogs in a machine they can't muster the strength to rage against.

They just sit there and take it. Pity.

Or they create Alt's on a message board to argue with each other.

Brandon, just PM him some dick pics. Don't you get it yet, that's why he desperately follows you around all night. Send him some and he'll probably leave you alone.

Hey look. hasnosense made another post about me.

Ya stupid, inadvertently self mocking dumbfuck moron.

Did they check your prostate? Did you ask what the maximum times per year you can get your prostate checked?

I am happy to report that the physical did not involve taking a finger up my hoop. While 'Loads has Hoop Dreams, I most definitely do not.

And 'Loads dreams BIG....

Brandon has been cleared of herpes. Sean can post that on his site and LiB now.

If you are referring to Doc's Freaky Forum, he sold that months ago.

I think your admission of not having herpes is big news. Lotta people been posting about it on the Internet. Now you've finally come clean *pun* on the subject and put the nasty rumors to rest.

I think LiB, TRPWL, and other bloggers should post this on their respective Front Pages:

Brandon Iron: "I do not have Herpes".

Congrats dude!

Brandon Iron: "I had a good physical."

Now let me go on the record and say just how unfair it is how life has treated you. To deal with all the limitations and challenges you face with such aplomb and courage is a testament to the human spirit not seen since Johnny Knoxville's 2005 classic The Ringer.

Don't let anyone call you retarded, 'Loads. There are more politically correct terms for people like you.

I consider you a friend, you differently-abled mental mongoloid.

Come on now. Look at the title of this thread Sean started:

Brandon Iron's Wiki

Your beef isn't really with me. It's with Sean. After all, he posted a sort of half assed Hit Piece on his site about you. Now I dunno if it's still there due to issues of slander and defamation, but since Sean is creating a Wiki about you, I would guess part of that Wiki would be about those said Herpes rumors that have been propagated by others (including myself), and can be put to rest.

I made a jibe about the Herpes a few posts ago. Maybe I was misinterpreted your retort that it was a full, clean physical after.

You can think anything you want about superloads, yet another faceless poster in the Innerwebz. This thread is about YOU, started by a guy with an actual BLOG who is not so faceless, and has made some serious claims about you on it.

You see, I'm on your side on this one. I thought the Hit Piece was cheap and vindictive. It might have been made in fun, but it is your Professional reputation he is after to post elsewhere. I only post about Brandon Iron on this board, because I'm responding to Brandon Iron the poster on XPT, and it's really insignificant in the Grand Scheme for both of us, right?

Res ipsa loquitur.

Nescio quid dicas

Actually i deleted that Brandon stuff because it was wrong for me to tie him up in shyt that might not be true..Its one thing to play around on a forum but another when i get pages indexed over some stupid forum stuff...You dont no me, if you did you would no that i could give a flying fuck about suits or legal shyt..ill print what i want when i want and no one can stop me..Had i remembered about the Wiki i would have deleted anything negative off that as well...This thread was started along time ago like many others..But wont die..I started it actually jokingly...Its my fault for not understanding the politics of this board and had i known it was gna turn into this i wouldnt have done it..

Brandon loves the attention, don't worry.

Im sure its fun for all of the people here..I like reading his answers and love the word HERP..lol But im not gna take part in ruining or trying to ruin a guy whos biz depends on him having clean tests...


Plus im to busy trying to sexually harass Monica Foster and take over porn haha

If you take over porn, I have 3 requests: more teens, more anal, and more tears. Oh, and everything shot in 1080p. So that makes 4 requests. Wait 5 requests, kill the horrible parody genre.

Now this thread has a little bite to it, since the OP has finally decided to chime in on the thread he created, and being that his blog takes large credit in bringing down PWL, there is an irony here in that the OP posted something on his site that was based on rumors, hyperbole, etc., that aren't substantiated. Yet there is a lot of smoke there, and of the OP decided to make a bigger story out of Brandon for his blog, I'm pretty sure he can find one.

Of course Donkey would go all over the Innerwebs to mouth off on people who he perceived as threats or got pissed at being dissed. He was a nobody who wanted to be somebody in a world full of nobody's. Thus his site to take revenge on the Industry, using 4Chan tactics and proxying himself with several minions to do the dirty work. Donkey finally has made a name for himself, and he got his revenge. My guess it there will always be a Donkey out there, of either gender that will use the Internet for their own agenda, like idiot Monica Foster.

The OP on the other hand, Sean of TWPWL, pulled a Donkey on Brandon at his site. That's where the irony lies. Unless there is a true, tangible history between them that lies outside this forum, or there is story that with true Journalism standards can be published that has meat to it, then it's just another post taken from anyone of us from this site on his own Blog.

One of the things posted on that piece was that everybody hated Brandon here. I doubt that. I don't "hate" Brandoon because I don't know him personally. I think he is a jackass mope and poster who thinks he matters. Outside of this forum he doesn't, at least to me, and of course that same goes with me to Brandon. Yet everybody has given Brandon shit here, and I'm late to that party as it is. So maybe that part of Sean's post showed some misrepresentation alone, but don't worry. I'm not gonna sue for 300 bucks over it.

At least you admit the piece, and pulled it. Not that I care much about it, but this thread has a perception that it's another superloads/Brandon smack thread, and it's really a Sean vs. Brandon issue. I'm just trying to get it back on track.

I've sent a couple of drunken PM's to Monica when she first got here. I saw pics of that ass. I'm just a man after all. It's just too bad her brains reside in that great ass of hers.

I just spent over an hour watching a subtitled Japanese anime screening and I understood it more than 'Loads posts.

That's because you're a fukken moron, ya vertically challenged diseased gasbag mope.

You have proof I'm a gasbag, don't you? Aha, thought so.

When Gia comes back, I'll ask her.

If she comes back...

Gia won't come back. She's almost been completely stalked off the internet. We all know who the piece of shit is to thank for that.

Only the strong survive.

i've done alot of catching up here in the last few days so correct me if i'm wrong but weren't you just recently part of a north of the border vagrant work crew?.

you call that "surviving"?.

That is what happens when you have 20years blank on your resume.

nope.who was it?panzer or mopez?

^^^ The only people Panzer stalks are fast food execs.

...and trannies online and maybe even in rl. I wonder if the tranny community has warning posters of him they circulate ?

I'm officially an investor. Yesterday, I bought 200 shares in Wal Mart @ $50.10 and dumped them this morning for $50.75. That's pure genius, friends.

Funny thing is, I had just picked up my pay for unloading a truck from....you guessed it....a Wal Mart warehouse.

Iron can't lose.

I'm following that story, too. If you have a desire to be beaten and dumped at the Emergency Room in Regina, I can help with arrangements.

I'll meet you in the ring you slack-jawed, cock cleaning beeyatch..

is ryan going to be allowed to fight while on the drugs or are you going to insist he be placed on lockdown for a few days before the fight?.

Mid-November is fine for me...i'd prefer tomorow but it sounds like you're all booked up 'til then. How's drywalling the new McDonalds working out for you, anyway?

How about Jersey Nov 4-6 during Exxxotica? Loser has to walk the floor in a dress and heels. Lexi Belle can ref, if she can count to 10.

hey pchase....given ryans "tendencies" and in regards to rule 6 you should probably specify which side up the stool should be placed in his corner.

also....make sure ryan knows the exact definition of low blow. i'm sure no one there would want to see ryan spit out his mouthpiece and try to suck you off through your shorts when he gets behind in the fight.

Go get him Ryan, You have our good wishes.
Ryan is a force to be reckoned with: he's younger, taller and heavier than Brandon the Magnificent and hence paperchase is gonna get even harder beating.
BI's Stats

Ryan's Stats:

No, the looser has to get his ass banged bareback by a Brazillian Tranny without AIM test And I wish that Paperchase looses the tournament.

Unfortunately, if you're not willing to die in LA (the place to be) than there's nothing I can do for you. If you want to buy the plane ticket to NY than that's a different story. I like how you make challenges by setting a bunch of bogus terms. NO ONE is going to buy a ticket to NY for you. Not even for your funeral putz.

huh?.






you already replied and agreed to a fight according to p-chases stipulations. either you're posting on the drugs AGAIN or you have a shared account that you're not in control of.



and why would anyone buy a ticket to ny for raperface when he practically lives there???

seriously ryan...either get off that shit or try and know what the fuck you're talking about when you sign on here.
this shit is embarrassing even for you.

I only agreed to mid-november shit stain. Is paperchase posting from your account? This isn't the quality I would expect from you.

"Dont taze me bro" what kind of fight we talking about...a real fight?? or sum shyt with rules?

admission of self worthlessness or a cry to make the bad man stop?.

you decide.


and if you haven't noticed...i'm back.

I agreed to only mid-november..I did not agree to financing a trip to New York...you posed the challenge and I accepted. If you cannot provide transportation then you can come to LA. Either way I'm in. If we can't move forward from there then you can run along faggot.

you(or the other YOU that had control of your account at the time) accepted the time and therein the place.

it's on you to own up to the who did what now. you're either fighting p-chase or losing the account.

count on messages to be fired off to steve anytime now btw..
it's what happens when this type of account gets pinned to the floor.

did i mention i'm back?. i always liked it when i came back. anyone else notice i'm back?.

Ryan can't afford drugs anymore, he is just marinated in piss and cum drunk.Poor little twink that he is.

Ryan is right. Paperchase, you're the one so desperate to fight with people. So you pay the ticket cost for Ryan or fly to his place in LA.

i noticed lou.only good things can come from it like the banning of ekarth.

I cannot be banned for I've the official patronage of Brandon the Magnificent IRON.

Ya know Lou, announcing your back to try and get attention is almost as bad as Paperchase putting his own words in the Quote of the Day thread. Or that BDM kid putting Paleolithic porn in my Hottest Picture thread. No one around here gonna genuflect and offer to suck your asshole.

You fucking old timers might as well follow the Fatman's lead and stay the fuck away. This joint has been taken over by the new breed of poster, Me, Ekarth, Figgs and a couple Irons hating alts. If you don't like it, you better learn to love it.

Bunch of fucking ghost mods and remember whens. Suck my balls!

it's just his way of saying he missed me....it's all good.

Lou, how ya doin? When did you get here?

I was a little liquored up and felt like letting the anger flow to cleanse my soul....what's left of it anyway. I figured mentioning Ekarth as New Breed, would be the tell that I was fucking around.

Did Panzer get re-boxed? Squirrely wierdo hasn't been around in a while.

He probably got busted picking up a tranny hooker or for one of his retail fraud scams.

i didn't ban him and i'm not putting in the effort to see if anyone else did so there ya go. question answered.

I am willing to partially finance Greyhound bus tickets for both parties to meet in the geographical center of the U.S. Will someone please be so kind as to find out where that is? (Not the population center of the US, which was an answer on Jeopardy last week.)

really?.
you were barely able to mail a dvd to moronboy in kansas or wherever he's from and you struggle to live in the country you were exiled to so quit trying to make this entire board about you. it's getting old.

I support Team Ryan. You other guys are clearly Team Jacob.

That's quite possibly the gheyest thing you've ever posted.

Oh, boo hoo to you, Lou. Quit clicking on all threads Iron. My popularity eclipses you.

you already tried that approach with mr 2cit and what you've failed to realize TWICE is that we're supposed to click on all threads, halfwit.

that being said i appreciate your popularity because it pays some bills at JM. not enough to keep this board in the black but just enough to keep you listed as an asset...for now.

I'm sorry. I went to go mail the check from JM Productions to my bank. Can you repeat that, please?

What will you buy with that check this time? Some cheese and crackers or a couple doughnuts and a cup of coffee at Tim Hortons like last time?

I'm on a strict diet now that I'm on a big comeback program.

Did I say comeback program? I meant chargeback program. I'm making money these days by purchasing high-end goods, disputing the charges, and selling the stuff to local pawn shops.

Man you're my hero. You're the Genius of all Geniuses ever born.

As have2cit once told his lover, "It's a bit strong, but I will take it."

Don't talk about your mother like that just because her pussy stinks a bit. The only thing she has ever said to me in the heat of passion is “MOAR FIST!”.

What he really means by that post is that he wishes there were two of you so you could sandwich him.

Name 4 other people in porn who are more successful than me! I dare you to.....oh, wait. Nevermind.

Shouldn't we be comparing you to other guys that unload trucks on third shift?

Haha! The joke is on you! I got paid for a 4 hour shift but did no actual work. The thing is that the tractor trailer floor was made out of wood and the forklifts are in danger of crashing through to the ground. Not the Iron's fault, so the Iron made $40....plus $1.60 vacation pay.

Brandon Iron can't lose.

Do the guys at your job know you banged chicks for a living?

You work with different people all the time. Most of the small talk I exchange with my co-workers is to decline offers of a sip from their smuggled beers.

Are you still interested in making porn?

I'm interested in making money. I made $5.70 this week with soda cans. It's true!

I will invest in a studio if you start one.

My track record is abysmal. May I suggest lottery numbers 4, 16, 22, 27, 38, and 43?

At this point you may as well start a new track. Start on the left arm. Heroin is cheaper and more deadly than meth, so use that.

hey Brandon tell me one thing that all of us are curious to know....

One day when you take over all the big porn production houses like Brazzers,Hustler, Vivid and playboy...
What changes will you make in porn production ?

Amen to that. Brandon can NEVER lose!

I will be a benevolent dictator who will pay John Travolta to fly Larry Flynt around in his private jet. As a way of paying homage to the great porn of the 70's, I will have several contract girls as stewardesses who will only say, "Coffee, tea, or me?"....and they will mean it. Like the President, Mr. Flynt will have a briefcase with launch codes with him at all times. As soon as the last 1% of consumers stop paying for porn, the codes will be entered and the internet will cease to exist.

Ok, it's time to wake up.

You are afraid of Big Thinkers. I'm the Steve Jobs of blowjobs.

I'm letting that ^ one go !

the Steve Driver of pile driver.
the Steve Miller of mouth fillers
the Steve O of fake O's
the Steve Malkmous of airborn ankles
the Steve Austin of sperm blastin (needs English accent)
the Stevie Ray Vaughn of dumpster quality blondes
the Steve McQueen of whining about green
the Steve Young of the coated tongue
the Steve Urkel of stand and jerk'l

I've never faked an O! Take that back!

It would seem Ekarth22 has come to a crossroad in his life and abandoned his tranny ways..Did he disappear around the same time Brandon's other friend came back or was there a few overlapping days in there

My instructions to the Iron Legion are to carry on regardless of whatever might happen to me. Continue my work....just figure out what exactly it is that I do first. I'm not sure myself.

Iron Legion? more like Iron Lesions....or Iron Lungs.

The penicillin is mightier than the sword. Quit being so negative.

he's on a short leash held by frank figgs. frank has the go ahead to backflip the lil fucker to heel anytime he steps out of line.

so it would seem the Canadian army is down to 2...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Brandon let me no if you want this..it will most likely be there till monday when trash is picked up...maybe help you with a new set design...

Find the cushions and we'll talk.