Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron eats poop

who pooped in the little bidets? Brandon?

Brandon Iron eats poop

The humour in your thread is starting to turn white and crusty.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brando. Iron. Eats. Poop.

























fullstop.

Mark Felt is what he eats.

Jeez Brendan, you have more scat pictures than a German perv. Maybe the RCMP would like to check out your hard drive up there in Moose Jaw.

Poo poo to you, sir. I commode you on your sense of humour.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron eats dick.

Once again Brandon is nothing special

Oh contraire! They don't give plastic trophies to non-special people.


Of course, I am referring to my AVN awards.

did you study under panzer in the art of poop sculpturing?

That was from my brown period.

hey brandon give me Joes number i wanna call him..i have a the 6182 number but no answer

I don't give out people's numbers without their permission. Not being a dick. I wouldn't give your number out to anyone without your permission either.

You'd give his AIM test out though, wouldn't ya? Huh? Yeaaaah ya would.

P.S. I wish Gia wasn't in a coma somewhere so she could box Bitch Tits for posting shit pics, like she did with The Mayor.

I don't have a producer's account at AIM. Check elsewhere.

Because you can't re-test talent from recycled scenes from 2005?

yeah. loyalty on red light's part. thats the least they could do. poor brandon

That's a blast from the past. You don't hear much about them anymore.

Is that a sign we'll stop hearing from you soon then?

I'm still releasing product and have no intentions of stopping.

Wait....we're not still talking about poop are we?

AAAAAAWWWWWW shit Brandon. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I feel like such an asshole now. I feel bad fucking with you with all you must be going through. No wonder you went world wide to turn a couple bucks before returning to home. I guess the Canada move was for the free medical care.

Shit man.....

I wish you luck and I'll stop with the ball breaking.

I had no clue what one Easter Egg meant until I was informed of the other. Live each day to its fullest man.

P.S. FaceBlaster, glad you appreciated that line.

Here's my latest release.

i couldnt see it cuz i wasnt logged in and was hoping at least youd be coating a face or some tits.damn brandon.are you gonna freeze that or throw it in the oven before you eat it?

I'm in pre-production of a one-man bukkake series. Sssshhh!!! Jeff doesn't know about it.

Edit and no comment Good Luck.

I thought your gay solo days were over. Gone back to your roots, huh?

First, I'm accused of balding. I would have no roots. Now, I'm accused of going back to what I allegedly don't have. You make no sense.

Don't make me go look for the pictures. I don't really need to see them again.

I save my favorite porn, too.

Your gay porn has been posted on this board, Brandon, and not by myself. My favorite scenes are Gia Jordan scenes, scenes I know that I don't have to suffer you, to see.

Look, I'm not judging you. Relax.

What was the site, hungmale.net? Something like that anyway. You can't hide from your gay past, Brandon.

Seems like you have a gay present. I've never seen anyone quite so...so....enthusiastic about another man.

Then you must not remember what it feels like when you take a thousand pictures of your own peen.

I'm a construction worker. It's my hammer. There's white collar, blue collar, and no collar. You, you like the Chippendale's collar. We get it.

You're a whore. Quit pretending you wouldn't take a cock, as soon as you'd take a picture of your own peen. You need to accept your sexuality and quit projecting.

I am a Nice Hunk, it's true.

A hunk of homosexuality.

Who is living rent free in your head.

I have nothing against or for gay people like you Brandon.

Your posts say otherwise.

That's often the mistake of the narcissistic mind.

I think you think I think a lot about myself.

Let me put it this way. Between the two of us there is only one person hungering for man meat and that would be you, lusting after your own. You wish you could physically fuck yourself instead of only being able to fuck yourself financially.

Is Brandon pulling the "you're obsessed" card? If Brandon wasn't posting all over these forums about himself and his shit site, nobody would post about him nor give a fuck.

Not surprised that the only industry peeps left on this forum are the mopes. Females PWs leave when they get the hammer here. I guess they have better places to help them feel better about themselves. The mopes? They are too busy trying to validate themselves on this site. Shows how they are more deluded than the females.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...58223#Post58223

This thread is approaching ADT gaiety !

Yeah, your "latest release" has scenes with Crystal Ray, Amber Simpson, Angela Stone, Smokie Flame, and Jamie Brooks, all who have been out of porn for years. I'd bet you probably used these scenes before. I just don't care to go through the hurdles of all you whiny bullshit Brendan.

BTW, Happy Birthday. July 14th, right? The big 4-3.

brandon must listen to lil b the based god,because he stays based.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron cashes checks.

And they're all from your Provincial Government, yes?

I'm the King of Reorders so it makes sense for me to receive royalties.

So the Ministry of Health licensed Spread My Herp 7 as part of their STD awareness campaign? How much will you get if they name the superclap strain after you?

The only clap I have is the thunderous applause I receive from grateful fans everywhere. It's humbling.

So you can't deny the herp, then. Sweet.

You are very parrot-like in the way you quote every single word I write. It's as if you are afraid you will forget it between reading it and scratching out your reply.

You've been Winehoused.

Just making sure you and "Knox" cant forget, or alter, what you said, oh Herp Royalty.

Polly wants a crack....er. No, "Polly," you can't have any. You are very out of touch with reality as it is.

You've been Winehoused.

:facepalm:

It seems Ryan Dunn wasn't the only one who crashed and burned. R.I.P. Mark Felt's attempt at humour. What a jackass.

That's why he's a pimp and not in comedy. Speigler, will you let Brandon book your girls if he ever makes it back to LA?

I know, Dude, what what can you expect from someone who ekes out a living on government checks.




Brendan, you been hitting at Knox' stem again? What the fuck does that even mean? You're going to stumble after me with McNugget sauce or something?

How many times do I have to tell you, man? I'm Dave Pounder.

[brendan]I'm rubber and you're glue, everything bounces off of me and is infected with Herpes[/brendan]

Now I know you've definitely been Winehoused. I tried to make you go to Comedy School but you said, "No, no, no."

The guy that fucked up and wound up suitcase pimping an author?

I think the term "You've been Winehoused" is more apt for "Sign this Brandon Irons Productions Model release". It just as toxic.

Super Fail, superloads.

Come on now. She is the Load My Mouth archetype.

As Rep. Joe Wilson once said to your President: "You lie!"

The one in that epic Reliquary Gif was even better. Made Knox puke. Knox, who gets blow jobs trading shoelaces on Skid Row.

Sasha Grey would call my porn "cinema verite."

Yeah well, goes to show you what Sasha Grey knows about Cinema. Which is obviously zero.

Anyone who watches Jessie Jewels' scene sees an entirely different reality. If Shelley Lubben gets to re-write history, I can only keep telling what I know to be true. Jessie was doing girl-girl. She had a boyfriend. An offer of more money was made and accepted. She put "Jessie Jewels" on the model release. When the scene went up and the boyfriend found it online, an awkward conversation happened.

For the record, I don't shoot solo scenes. I never have. She agreed to do a footjob scene but the extra offer turned it into a bj scene.

If she didn't understand what a model release was, she was welcome to ask. She never did. It was clear to both of us she was signing it to give consent for me to put the scene out. Standard practice. Nothing manipulative about it.

She wasn't given any cocktail beverage. That's bullshit. It's an excuse to hide behind the fact that she got caught in her own lie. If she would have put a different stage name, none of this would have happened. She's creating fiction to transfer blame to me for something she willingly did. I'm sorry she regrets it but it's not fair to say what (Shelley Lubben) said.

If what she said happened actually happened, why did she not go to the police immediately afterwards? Why did she wait YEARS before having Lyin' Lubben publish the work of fiction on her site? Why was my check cashed immediately?

So fuck you, Shelley Lubben.

Does this look like someone minutes away from "blacking out?"


Seriously, confronting Lubben is like talking to the Wizard of Oz before the curtain is pulled back. You ask her, "Why doesn't Jessie speak for herself?" "Why do you not back up what you say? (Sean from TRPWL take note)" "Why did Jessie sign a model release and do a video testimonial declaring she was not under the influence of any drug or alcohol?"

The deeper you dig, the more plausible it becomes that she was a naive, business-minded 19 year old who thought she could make some easy money. I didn't make her put Jessie Jewels on the model release. I'm sorry the internet works the way it does. She got caught in her own lies to her boyfriend. Sorry, that's not my problem.

Brandon, got a link to Amber's scene on a tube site. Just a preview to see if she actually looked drugged is cool.

"HELP!! HELP!! MY NAME IS JESSIE JEWELS AND I'M BEING RAPED!! THE DRUGS I WAS GIVEN ARE CAUSING MY HANDS TO SHAKE....WELL, MY RIGHT HAND ANYWAYS.....HEEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!"

Damn Brandon, if its not bad enough your best friends with members of the KKK, now i see your into date rape....You pretend to not like me because i think your involved with PWL but in reality i thinks its because you feel like im responsible for there being no more PWL ...Dont worry dude, Im sure they will pop back up with a new hate site and you can pretend to not no anything bout it...

Sorry, Sean, but I have enough of my own day-to-day problems to care whether PWL comes back or not. It's not something I think about no matter how much you want to pretend. I'm pro-porn and pro-talent through and through. Building a business from scratch is proof of this.

I'm all about the pleasures of the flesh. Or, as DL put it, "He's not a tech guy."

Keep telling yourself 1 DL + 1 Joe Blow = 3 guilty parties. Your math doesn't add up and you should consider joining Shelley Lubben's organization. You'd fit right in.

Shelley Lubben channelling the voice of Jessie Jewels: "And then he took his 40-something-year-old hands and spread my innocent 19-year-old ass cheeks."

Voice of Reason: "But...Jessie. Those are your hands spreading your own ass cheeks."

Shelley Lubben channelling the voice of Jessie Jewels: "Oh. I see. Well, then, the drugs were making me behave totally out of character. I love my boyfriend. I told him I was doing girl-girl and assumed he would never type my stage name into a search engine. Can't you see I'm a victim??"

Voice of Reason: "You mean you're a victim of your own greed and stupidity?"

Shelley Lubben channelling the voice of Jessie Jewels: "I was raped! If I didn't have a hand covering my mouth, I'd say so myself."

Yea shes been so effective..we both know what Sean can and cant do...do i think you were part of PWL??? No Brandon i dont..Do i think you new all the parties involved Yes i do ...Before i got into this mess, people were running around trying to prove fufufnik was PWL..Low an behold not only was fufufnik, but your buddy Joe as well..This whole time you held the answer and this could have been taking care of months before i showed up..I understand loyalty to friends, but what they were doing was hurting the industry you say your for..Not only that but innocent people as well.. Since you dont wanna give me his number, why dont you ask him to call me 210-854-3444...Unless he has something to hide....same number i left your VM or the VM number i quoted earlier

1. If you have concrete proof that I knew DL or Joe Blow had anything to do with PWL, lay it out on the line. I've got nothing to hide and when I say I didn't know, I didn't know. When you call me effectually a liar, I say, "Go fuck yourself."

2. I knew DL and Joe Blow. I also knew Voltron, too. It doesn't mean I murdered Hailey Paige. If you were a detective investigating her death, I just might be in prison for something I didn't do.

3. A typical conversation from 2010 with Joe Blow was:
Joe: Hey! Thanks for the trip to Buenos Aires. It was fun!"
Brandon: No, thank you, man. It was a good time.
Joe: By the way, I think I'm done performing.
Brandon: Get out! Really? Wow, man. What's next for you?
Joe: Not sure. Just want to see what else is out there. We'll keep in touch.
Brandon: I hope so. Thanks for everything, man. You've been a good friend. I appreciate it.
Joe: Cool. See you down the road.
Brandon: Hope so.

4. Being the detective that you are, Sean, I'm sure I missed some obvious clues somewhere. Not exactly sure where but feel free to link my name to this mess. It would be more effective to add "The rapist Brandon Iron" to any description so people get a good idea of my character.

5. You can ask him to call him yourself. Just dig a little deeper.

6. I kept my cell number but keep it turned off so I don't pay roaming charges. Yes, I know this means I must be guilty of hiding or something nefarious. In reality, it just proves I'm too cheap to pay around $1 a minute to hear your messages.

sure, i guess i could pull a PWL and make you a wiki with date rape included...but no 1 ever goes to my sites so no one would see it....all good brandon..maybe pass along my number, as for the roaming, maybe ill paypal you a buck to help you like i did the other owners of PWL..

That's the easiest money I can make. How do we close this deal? (I'm not a tech guy, you see.)

Turning the tables on you, Sean, let me give you the same warning you gave me. If I find out you knew Shelley Lubben or had anything to do with her posting lies about me, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.

You better prove to me you had no connection to Shelley Lubben. The onus is on you.

Rape: it's no laughing matter.


Give to Shelley Lubben's organization. Give a lot. As much as you can. Stop this madness of 19-year-old women raping the wallets of 40-something-year-old producers.

lol yea have fun with that..yea i huffed an puffed and POW,,Theres Joe Blow an no more PWL...but since you are down with PWL and you like to get 19 year olds drunk so you can sodomize them you should probably be more worried about RCMP then me..

Ill admit to having sex with Shelley Lubben for cash when you admit you've known about Joe an PWL since day 1...

Playing your own game goes as follows:
Shelley Lubben posted lies about me.
You knew Shelley Lubben.
Ergo, you are guilty of posting those lies.

You can tell me all day long that you had nothing to do with her site but I still wont' believe you. After all, you knew Shelley Lubben. You must have known what she was doing at 8am, noon, and midnight. You knew what she had for dinner but you won't say. Why is that?

The questions don't end with you, Sean.

she gives great head...i had no choice but to give her 56.88 for her site, i also pitched in for her new cd...i was reading your wiki, it says you gave fufufnik access to AIM and new Joe Blow was paying sum of PWL costs..care to comment on that...

As far as the RCMP goes, that's funny to me. I had to get a police clearance certificate from them for a job. They act like typical cops do. In other words, just like you....assume you are guilty of something. Why else would you need it?

Maybe they are used to dealing with criminals and have a biased predisposition. I don't know. I just found it funny to see the change in demeanour with the officer when he came back with a clean record report. His tone with me changed to "Here you go, friend!" It was as if I went from being an untouchable to being worthy of his eye contact.

I just stood there, slack-jawed.

This aint bad looking. I'd get a better sense of it if Brandon would post some standing front and back nudes.

Any who, the fact that this chick is attractive lends some credibility that she'd have to be drunk or high to fuck Brandon, even for cash. That aint saying he raped the broad though. Right away I don't buy the black out story. If Brandon had access to roofies, he wouldn't be wasting them on chicks that he's paying. Plus, don't those things make you a lethargic zombie?? I seen some Russian amateur shit on tubes where the broad looked roofied, in these couple pics she looks like she's happy the rent is getting paid.

Anything that's printed on the internet must be true. Please don't blow my house down...please! You're so good at huffing and puffing.

This is the face of rape:


These are the feet of rape:


This is the ass of rape:


How many more rapes will Sean from www.therealpornwikileaks.com let happen? He did nothing to stop it. Absolutely nothing.

yes, everything on my site is true.. gotta go now brandon..tell joe to give me a call...maybe you can charge him for your pad since he doesn't have to pay server bills anymore hes got extra cash...

I hope you are going to stop some rapes from happening. So far, it's been proven that you stood by and did nothing while at least one occurred. Most people find that kind of behaviour reprehensible.

Your hittin me with the Myspace angles BI. Got one of her tits and midsection?

These are the tits of rape:


This is the anus of rape:


I didn't know there was such a thing as a "torso of rape" until Sean from www.therealpornwikileaks.com said, "Sure! You can rape anything!" I would have stopped but Sean's words kept me going.


Sean then advised me that the real money was in raping vaginas. So I did...and you know what? He was right! Thank you, Sean from www.therealpornwikileaks.com for instructing me on the finer points of rape. I was doing it all wrong.

well, Brendan admitted it a few years ago...

Yep, she's hot. I'd get her loaded and fuck her. Well, in 2005 before Brandon banged her I would have.

You catch any poop outta that thing BI? Nice coloring and it looks soft, smooth and tight. On a scale of 1-5, how many Balloon Knots would you give its flavor?

She only did solo and girl-girl. That's the story she told her boyfriend, too. Oops.

Yes, the ass was firm.

Nah, that's bs. When I did a quick root of tubesites, earlier, to she how she looked, there was a couple minute clip of her sucking off a black dude. So she gets the Tritone seal of approval.

Brendan has spent the last 8 hours posting here. He must have gotten some of Wankus' SpecialK from Powder.

I'm a paid Moderator. This is work and I'm on the clock.

Yeah, Mods get paid??? Who's cashing Dino's checks?

I get paid in bandwidth. I get to post all the pics I want....for free! How much do you guys pay?

I get the free bandwidth too. Check out my WInehouse comp in AWOP. Coupla pics in the middle, she'da been good for your site. After a certain point she was Crackwhore confessions all the way.

I wonder how many people laugh when a balding midget meets them for the first time:

"Hi, I'm Brandon Iron"...

Like he is sort of pocket sized rodeo cowboy.

His ever expanding gut rules him out as a jockey.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Scat, you pest! Scat!

I have a new identity.

its like they took a snapshot of me in my element.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Irons eats poop and spreads herpes. Just ask his ex-gf Wibby.

Isn't it spelled poup in Canadia?

Poutine

Really? News to me. I'm sure you have a link or some way to back that up.

Did you ever think of saying the exact same thing to Donald?

Ooops, I forgot that you chose to look the other way while your buddy trashed everyone but you with a series of lies. You are a disgusting little coward.

a disgusting little coward that eats poop

That does it. PWL is going back up.

PWL is probably the only thing you can get up w/o a syringe, shit bag.

I'm sorry Jerkukes. I'll make it up to you by giving you a sloppy wet blowjob. There is nothing I like more than the taste of semen sliding down my gullet.

LOL Funny you say that, since Donny told me the same thing around the same time...

I will certify to that effect. However, I think the Donkey has reconsidered his position. Nice to see you taking advantage of it, though BI.

LOL WOW...i was updating my wikis on the site and was doing B Andrews page...Saw Brandon for 1st time..Dude, all the tough talk and go fuck yourselves..Only way you can do it and get away with it is you being in Canada..Now i know why you didn't give up Joe B...He probably found you in a forest and brought you back so the Vanicoius Kinids didn't get you..Dude i no longer will get upset when you cuss me out..

Hey sean go fuck yourself....

HA HA HA HA You think we all called him a dwarf for no reason?

Someone PM me why Donk was threatening again.

Everyone knows Brandon Irons has herpes. Mandy told me when I sat next to her at the AVN Awards (hint: she struck out that year).

And everyone knows Brandon Irons has always refused to test for HPV or herpes, so we will never have a positive or negative result.

We do, however, have this:



Where there's VD, there's Brandon Irons. When there's Brandon Irons, there's a poop-eating VD spreader. I guess Brandon's next defense will be the ever popular, "I don't know what you mean by STD. Is that simular to SUV? Nyuck nyuck, I make myself laugh, and no one else."

No tests printed, guys.

That's because getting a positive would keep him from his hooker habit. Right now he's making a living in Calgary sucking old mens cocks for rent. That's where he was meant to end up.

Brandon Iron eats poop

does he like to cook it or eat it raw?

Brandon uses poop instead of gravy in his poutine

depends if donny's air conditioner in thailand still works.

can you imagine all the trannies that guy must have running around his place right now?hes like a villain with an army of trannies and god knows what hes planning.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Nearly 46 million Americans receive food stamps. That's about one in seven.
Eating poop is on the horizon for many. Bon appetit.

I think you should ask an American. If you ask 7, chances are that 1 will have direct experience.

Me, I'm safe. I put all my money into the stock market.

Like a Chilean miner, I will rise again.

I have to disagree with this, at least in part. The ones who cross from the southern border, in my experience, bust their asses being productive: Washing my dishes; mowing my lawn; in short, being useful.

I think it's a travesty that these hard working guys should be tarred with the same brush as the parasite to the North.

Parasites consume their hosts. I, on the other hand, paid your ungrateful Uncle Sam hundreds of thousands of tax dollars. Your government sucked on my teat. This is the real cause of my man boobs.

This.

Right, because Uncle Sam should be grateful you came along to slip bus stop girls the herp. You may have been prolific, but you were neither productive nor useful.

I employed hundreds of Yankees. I doodled a few. They were dandy.

Say what you mean, for fuck's sake.

OK, I'll say what you mean: I wish I was you, Mr. Iron. I wasted my life working for a corporation that just labelled me surplus. I thought I was doing the right thing. I should have followed your path.

I don't think anyone wishes to be 5 foot short. And fat. And bald. And banished to Canada.

You mean disguised, right?

how much of the tax money you paid was then used to pay clinics to treat the women you infected since most couldn't afford to go to a real DR..id say you and the USA are even on that front

Brandon Irons is too mentally deficient to actually complete a tax return by himself. Instead, he'd pay a fake accountant like Shy Love to cheat on his taxes.

Brandon Iron eats poop

The transitive property of poop?

The women were NOT transitives.....really!

Brandon Iron eats poop

This thread is getting shitty. Will Brandon devour it ?

Someone once said that Life was like a shit sandwich: The more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.



Guess we know how Brandon is faring these days.

Hmmmm.....I wonder how the stock market did today? OH MY!!!

You have no standing to complain. You can't even fulfill your obligations to MoronBoy.

I have plenty of standing to complain. I am just beyond the reach of my muses. No, not the penile drug Muse. My cheeky cherubs who would pay me visits.

Blather, blather, whine. Would you prefer Mayonnaise or Ketchup on your shit sandwich?

If you'd prefer gravy, I'm sure some of your pal Ryan's friends could hook you up.

Easy there JB, I was fake lawyering for Moron Boy. Brandon said he's going to make things right, please give him a chance to do so. He is right where he needs to be and doesn't need to be spooked.

Jerky, Brando Baggins has had how many years to make it right to MB?

And even when called on it, he still hemms and haws.

It demonstrates an utter contempt for the few fans he still has.

He said he'd have Jeff take care of it for him. Do to his current situation, he can't take a bus to the warehouse and put it in an envelope himself. He should have gotten my fake clients address today, let him make the call and take the first step in getting past this ugly situation.

Maybe Brandon has turned over a new leaf. He can't cure them broads of the slerp, but he can give MB some spankin material. And it is Brandon. You wanna bad mouth him, you could pick one of the 70 other justifiable reasons.

Ketchup will be fine.

No, no, no. That dog won't hunt. It's Brando's responsibility and he should honor it. He made the deal, after all. And, with all those re-releases, I'm fairly certain Jeffy's got a shit ton of BI DVD's sitting around that ain't selling. You think he's going to be pleased when Baggins asks him to ship one for free?

Brando should do the right thing and pay for it out of his own pocket. It's not like the Valtrex is costing him anything in Canada.

I promise to send a dvd once I re-release the re-releases.

Fuck that. Fuck your evasions (on MANY fronts.) Just do the guy justice.

Is Jeff a fool? Why wouldn't he take it out of Brandon's residual check??

You want me to call JM Productions and make sure Jeff doesn't foot the bill? I still have the number some where from when dickjay posted it. If Jeff can't be reached there, do I need to text Malice for a number he can be reached at? Does Brandon have to go burn the disc himself? Does he have to sketch the cover art?

Just relax my brutha. Its not about Brandon now. It is about Moron Boy. You wanna chance he bangs an actual broad and knocks her up? I wouldn't wanna be responsible for that. We are all better off with him receiving the DVD, by any means necessary, so he can go about depositing a sock full of lil Moron Boys in the hamper.

There are 14 million Americans unemployed. Surely one is willing to go to JM Productions, pick up a dvd, and take it to a US Post Office to mail to Moron Boy.

I will hold a job fair in Calgary, Alberta next Saturday from 12-4pm to interview candidates. Please bring your resume and dress to impress.

Just make the call dude.

And I promise I won't link the to the limerick thread in my shill posts.

The missive has been sent up the chain of command.

Thank you.

Now can you tell me what the title was, so I can do a little research to prepare for my shill posts?

If the Powers That Be comply, Moron Boy should get a copy of I LOVE IT ROUGH #4 in the mail. Or he may get a 2 week supply of Muse. Either way, his dick should get hard.

It's fitting that a poster named Moron Boy covets a Brandon Iron DVD. Would be more fitting if he already downloaded it off BitTorrent.

Brando Baggins eats poop.

Quite the opposite. He's so NOT a fool that I suspect it would take several of those residual checks to cover the cost of the DVD.

In any event, it took weeks of the two of us doing the Mutt and Jeff routine to get Brando to even make the damn call. And that WAS Brandon's responsibility.

If it wasn't distributed through JM Productions, I would have hunted it down and posted the links to it on every site I could.

This has nothing to do with Jeff or JM. This has to do with Brando Baggins being a man and living up to his promises.

It ain't that hard. Just do what you say you're gonna do.

If you're not going to do it, in the flush times, then don't get cranky when people call you on it when you're deported and broke.

It's that fucking simple.

Do you belieb, J.B.? Well, do you?

Brandon, I could mock you 86 ways to Sunday if I chose to.

I'm not going to do that, though.

Just send MB the damned DVD.

The issue here is that I was concerned that someone named Moron Boy was, in fact, a boy. I abide by all laws at all times and would never knowingly send a minor adult material. Once the boy becomes a man, he will get access to the greatest library of erotica ever seen by human eyes.

Yes.

And despite Brando Baggins' protests to the contrary, I know the dude in question and he's an OK guy.

Brando, just ship the guy the DVD, out of your own pocket. like you promised years ago, and we can drop this issue. K? Thx.

First I have to send out dvds to Imbecile Toddler, Nincompoop Runt, and Dingbat_1998. Gee, I hope they are all over 18. Otherwise, I'll be in deep doo-doo. And I don't like doo-doo.

Problem is the torrents will only have one seeder.

It's worth waiting 2 weeks, 3 days, and 14 hours. Moron Boy has waited longer than that.

What is with you fucks chiming in after the deal was struck. You wanna fuck with Brandon pick another reason, there are plenty. I took up Moron Boy's cause as soon as he mentioned it. Once I determined shit wasn't going to get the job done, I let it rest a while bbefore using sugar. You guys trying to jump the bandwagon had as much to do with getting the half wit perv a DVD as I did taking down PWL. Go back to slerp references and hounding !randon about his exile.

Please stop mentioning my name in any phrase, sentence, or paragraph referencing pornwikileaks. The last guy to do so was Sean from TRPWL and he still has not provided any proof that I had any involvement with the site. No retraction. No apology. Just a lot of hot air leaving a big stink.

Hacked.

Holy Fuck. I'm attaching a bigger image because it bears repeating:

So you're not only Knox, you're also Panzer?

I love ya, bro, but no deal is final until MB has been made whole, in the legal sense. And this diseased prick has a history of evading his promises.

AND... In light of this new info, I suspect we should expect more evasions.

Great, great. J.B. tells another man he loves him. I've had enough. See ya.

You're out of here forever then? Sweet. My work is done. :leans_back:

No, I'm leaving until your stench leaves my nostrils. You sure know how to clear a room with your public displays of man-love. Enough. See you.

For a guy who's supposedly leaving you're sure doing a lot of sticking around. You're a bigger attention whore than, well, the whores.

You got the last word, fine. Or did you? Please cease and desist your posts. This thread concerns me and poop. Anything else is crap.

Everything out of you is crap, Man Sewer.

Damn, I was hoping to catch you boozed up, so I could go from fake lawyering to fake arguing.

Brandon said he sent notice, that must mean he acknowledges receiving MB's address. I'll take his words at face value, and wait for Moron Boy to send me confirmation that he received the DVD.

If you can distinguish the one from the other you're slightly soberer than me, Bro. Or slightly drunker. I can't tell.

But you're right. MB's the only one who can tell us whether this diseased leach ever became a man and fulfilled his obligations.

No drinks for me tonight, worked late, just finished dinner. Once the caffeine from my RC Cola starts to wear off, I'll probably rub one out and go to sleep.

Weird seeing Brandon actually showing signs of breaking down.

Brendan's overcome many hurdles in his life. Schizophrenia. STD's. I'd hate to think that XPT was the one hurdle he couldn't handle.









I'd like to know it.

STDs finally drove Capone crazy...Brandon, you are as much PWL as the others..Like the 4th musketeer who didn't show up to all the fights but still was a musketeer... You have been down since day one..you new about it and ignored it...


Hey Sean, go fuck yourself...Umpa Lumpa doo-pe-do

You said it so it must be true. No evidence. No electronic trail. Not one damming e-mail linking me in any way whatsoever to PWL. I am the Canadian One to the West Memphis Three.

Tru Dat. Tertiary Syphilis.

I'd also note that what got Capone sent to prison wasn't bootlegging. it wasn't the murders. It was tax evasion.

Soooooooooo many parallels.

Sean is a super sleuth. He did such a bang-up job proving his case against me for PWL, I'm sure finding my tax returns will be no problem. His first clue: Brandon Iron Prods check #1642 from this past April.

It was meant metaphorically, Brando, but since you're so defensive about it...

That's what I'm afraid of.

We know.

Welcome to being a civilian.

If you'd drop the pretense and the braggadocio, we might cut you a bit more slack.

But I like being pompous and arrogant. It's a Sarah Silverman thing. It's who I am.

I don't see Brandon as arrogant nor pompous. Deluded? Of course. But for he to be pompous and arrogant would mean he proved to have accomplishments. Therefore I find him delusional.

And, you might be able to still pull it off if you were still in a position to do so. You aren't.

Yeah so don't forget to ask if they want it supersized.
I just visualized a short balding man behind the counter asking if people want their burger combo supersized and realized how ironic.

lol i could see him needing a step stool for that position.but anyway that reminds me i shit on people today cuz i grilled franks and carne asada over at my uncles.i can still taste it.even fed some to one of the dogs cuz im nice like that.but now i feel kind of bad i didnt give some to the other one but i guess its cuz he hadnt snuch out of the fence.

Brandon Iron eats poop

Brandon Iron eats poop

Your jokes are my Ground Zero. I take comfort in coming here to mourn your stupidity.

Brandon Iron eats Panzer poop

Brandon Iron still eats poop

Brandon Iron shoots blanks.

Brandon Iron is not Tom Hanks.

You're right, they always let Tom Hanks back into the country.

Since your government started summarily executing people born in the US without trial or conviction, I'm not sure that it is a safe place to be. Keep your predator drones out of Canada, you running dog, capitalist pig.

Started? What the fuck do you think Wanted Dead or Alive means, you stupid whore.

All I'm saying is our Prime Minister doesn't authorize death squads by a stroke of a pen without oversight or judicial review. Don't you find it slightly ironic to see how bent out of shape your country is about Iran plotting an assassination of the Saudi Arabian diplomat? To hear your representatives spout about how it goes against international law to go to another country and kill a diplomat is an act of war! We must retaliate!! How about Chile in 1973? Or even now, I bet a few people in Yemen or Libya feel that you guys are the terrorists. Arab Spring movements are supported....as long as there is oil in it for you. Countries with large militaries (Iran) or fewer resources (Syria) or too many poor people (Gaza) get the polite golf clap from your Secretary of State.

Uhhh.....why are you guys the ones who get to kill anyone and everyone indiscriminately? How many so-called terrorists will die in Gitmo before ever having a trial (while you chide China about their human rights record)? Why did you not take action against your petro-pals in Saudi Arabia when the majority of the 9/11 highjackers came from there? Why do you get to say who can and cannot develop nuclear weapons? You didn't give the Japanese a choice in 1945. Your track record of respecting other people's rights is lacking. Just ask Mexico if they want their land back. Or Indians. Or black people. Or women. Or gay people. You even revoked John Lennon's visa when he spoke out against the Vietnam War before letting him stay so one of you could murder him.

All of this anti-American rhetoric isn't going to help your cause when INS googles you.

Just asking questions that need to be asked. Jon Stewart does it 4 nights a week. One would think I would enjoy some freedom of speech given that I've paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes. It's funny how I have all the obligations of a real business yet very few of the benefits. Every American agency I've dealt with gladly took my money without question. When I needed a break to continue doing business, all I heard were crickets chirping. I even had the pleasure of paying thousands more to go through the process of telling me to go fuck myself. That's like billing a Death Row inmate for the electricity he uses in the chair. Wow.

One hundred years from now, China will rule the world economically and people will study America's decline from global prominence. I am going to start taking Mandarin. You should, too.

Brandon Iron for President.

I feel bad for you on the Immigration stuff. I personally liked the fast and loose regulations of the 80's and 90's because the Hispanics that came here broke their balls at jobs Americans didn't want, and the Eastern Europeans that came over had money to spend, both helped make the economy go. Blame knee jerk reactions to 9/11.
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If our economy collapses, so does China's. No more manufacturing jobs there and the treasuries they hold become worthless.

Now China could get pissed at us and screw us over by flooding the market with treasuries, causing the value of the dollar to drop, but they'd be cutting off their nose.

I peg it at half way through the next Pres term that the economy starts to heal, or its can food and ammo time.

I'm just spouting off on what I thought American values truly were. I'm far from anti-American. It just rubs me the wrong way to see injustice anywhere. MLK said it's a threat to justice everywhere. I believe him.

President Obama failed to push for immigration reform that would have helped millions of people. He caved to Republican pressure and has failed to be the change that people voted for. Wouldn't it be odd if it took Herman Cain to be the real change people were hoping for? The 999 Plan is catchy!

1 in 6 people in the world is Chinese. Their numbers are going to dictate the future. They will create a middle class who will consume a lot of products and they will be the engine that drives the world economy, not the US. They save more of their incomes, too.

The Mind of a Pornographer

Shelley Lubben uploaded this video of you Brandon, poeple in the comment section are calling you a misogynist, I disagree.

I'll see your youtube video and raise you one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkQT7ztqkdQ

[video:youtube]<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pkQT7ztqkdQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/video]

(Someone please post how you embed a youtube video. I tried inserting the embed code from youtube but I got this above.)

Brandon would suck Uncle Sams desert grimy toes for a chance to get back in here, he is a whore, and a lying bitch when he tries to play otherwise.

I support you Brandon, you're a good guy.

Have2, can you sticky this explanation?

[quote=Jerkules]Whore Strangler, next time you got something from YouTube:

Go to full reply and click on the Icon the looks like a Polaroid (4 over from smiley face), click on YouTube and then paste the link. That will embed it in the reply. Much more convenient for all. See:

Oh, thanks! That reminds me! Have2cit, I'm throwing a blanket party in your honor this weekend. Can you make it?

(RE: sticky. That's above my pay grade. Don't know how to do that.)

This is what I get when I put in the link code:

[video:youtube]http://youtu.be/pkQT7ztqkdQ[/video]

This is what I get when I put in the embed code:
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pkQT7ztqkdQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Both are entered using the YouTube link button.

Hey Brandon I heard the CDC is lifting your Homeland Security restriction on re-entering the country.




























































































psych

Nice one. My tax dollars are going towards an education system that produces the likes of you.

Brandon when is your next trip to Amsterdam?

I was banned from there, too.

Why?

Brandon can't get into the Eurozone either. He is disease threat to the hooker population world wide.

No, I made an inappropriate "Dutch oven" joke to a lady who took offence. Can't go back until 2016.

To what lady? Did she report it to the police...

Ooooh! I see! You post the actual url link, not the embed codes. Thanks!

I'm joking. I'm welcome back anywhere but the US. I'm spending my money in places that welcome me.

Come to Amsterdam! We can meet and I'll show you the best parts of Amsterdam ^_^

I was just there in August and had a great time!
Went to Brussels, too! Great beer tour.

Is that your way of declining an invitation? Fucking piece of shit.

Tell me these pics don't sum up a great trip:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150248769347723.320613.501862722&type=3

Moorkoppendag? It's ''Moorkop'', ''dag'' means ''day'' so it's ''Moorkop Day''.

Hey! Don't tell me. I was just pumping money into the local pastry economy....and pumping calories into my gut. I'm past 40 so I can let myself go.

You should commit suicide by cop or suicide by HIV-infected tranny.

Well, just do a month in Czech and a month in Brazil and you can get enough content for a while. Don't have to worry about tests either, Mr. Slerp. You could shoot your bus stop pigs in a rented hovel in Mexico.

I thought Brandon was a nice guy but he is very unpolite.

What the fuck is the matter with you guys? Here we have the return of Eric, at precisely the moment Rae Rae goes, ahem, "mainstream," and what do you fucktards do? You play with Brandon.

i think you should take him up on that advice.

You don't wanna brow beat the dude about it. Let it come out organically. He dipped his toe in today, laying some bad mouth on her.

Gaddam Pape, you need a link to go 1 thread down??? You gotta be a Mc lawyer, no Jew that lazy.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=531444&page=1

The biggest and the baddest get to make all the rules..Canada err France are a bunch of fuckin pussies..We go in and handle bizness and you guys get to reap the benefits, if it wasnt for us, you would be part of russia right now..Sp we kill who we think needs to be killed then stop others..You cant compare cold war times to now..Its a whole other ball game..People flying planes into buildings an shyt...

Why do I have to choose? Aren't there any homicidal, HIV+, tranny cops? This is getting more complicated than it needs to be.

Whereas Russia has never invaded Canada, the US has. Just to remind you, in folk music parlance, this land is our land!
RE: killing who you think needs to be killed. It wouldn't be a problem if those same people who were your friends in one decade didn't become your worst enemies the next. You built up the Taliban to fight the Russians because they were the bad guys. Less than 30 years later, there are McDonald's in Red Square and you are angry with the Taliban for giving you a supersized Big Smack. You flip flop between "freedom fighter" and "terrorist" in head-spinning fashion. Quit fucking with the rest of the world and focus on your own poor, your own disenfranchised, your own unemployed.

It's no different than supporting Iraq against Iran in the 1980s ("We've got to get our hostages back!") before bombing Baghdad in 2003.....and killing hundreds of thousands of your former "friends." What is it with your constant need to fight The Other? Did all that killing help or hurt America's reputation in Islamic countries? It's worrisome that your military-industrial complex elite may concoct another Gulf of Tonkin-like incident to invade yet another country? Enough already! Listen to Ron Paul and stop this culture of violence and endless cycles of war. Elect someone who won't cater to war profiteers or consider jobs building the B-2 bomber the priority. Get back to manufacturing goods and services, not bullets and bombs. The American Dream is a nightmare for so many homeless, unemployed, bankrupt, pissed-off citizens.

Exactly why Ron Paul is un-electable, even though he's the only one with a clue. He is anti-Federal Reserve and he is anti Military Industrial Complex. He is a true Republican, not a neo con, which even Reagan was (god bless his friendly, clueless soul). If he ever did get elected, he would be air holed in a matter of weeks.

We are faced with 4 more years of Obama, and legislation based on the next scam (renewable energy loans), because Mr. Magic Underpants isn't going to get anyone to cross over party lines. As long as the Republican party is tied to an array of religious kooks, they will alienate too many voters.

Pro Gun, Pro Abortion. Too big to fail = too big to exist. Fold the IRS into the SEC and create a flat tax to get revenue from the "under the table" economy. It would kill off loop holes and put an emphasis on savings. Stop legal immigrants from working here long enough to collect Social Security, then returning to the homeland, so that money is spent here, and keeps our economy churning. And finally, force term limits down the throats of congress.

^^^^That is what we need in a candidate. Problem is, that person wouldn't get in unless our country was in complete shambles.

PRO GUN, PRO ABORTION!!!! So current assholes are scared straight, and many future assholes don't exist.

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It will most likely be Mitt Romney or Herman Cain vs. President Obama. Let's see what America chooses.

Imagine President Ron Paul. Axe and slash defence spending (maintained or often increased using patriotic nonsense and bafflegab). Libertarian policies. Free trade. Opposes the Patriot Act. Anti-capital punishment. Anti-bureaucracy. I disagree on his pro-life stance but so be it. If he had Romney's model good looks, more people would listen to him.

Romney and Cain would be better...However Christie seems to be the guy....If Canada wasnt under our secret umbrella of protection Russia would have takin Cananda along time ago.. Canada is the little brother of the USA...Everyone wants your lunch money but there afraid of big brother..

Prediction: Your "Green Energy" President will approve the Keystone XL pipeline because you can't kick your oil addiction and need a friendly source. A few spills here and there will rile up the eco people but it won't mean anything since money is at stake. Can't wait to hear the justification from the White House how this new pipeline from Alberta to Texas will create jobs, etc. It flies in the face of pushing for alternate clean energy sources but who cares about what's said vs. what's done?

BIg Oil is going to ram that thing through like a pipeline going under a pristine stream in Montana. YEEEEEEE-HAAAWWWWWW!!!

A citizen where 90% of the people in the entire northern 2/3 of the country are Inuit is playing the U.S. exploits poor people card? While you're at it tell your folk singers to stop exploiting American tanker capsizings in the Great Lakes.

Exploiting poor people? Please don't limit yourself. Turn on your tv and see the signs from Occupy Wall Street. "We are the 99%" Congratulations on your oligarchy....or should I say, oiligarchy.

This board has become boring a hell with this stupid ass shit in almost every forum !

You're right. We should get back to discussing important things like who eats poop.

That answer is simple, Brandon Irons eats poop.

Not interested in scat. Post some starfish and honey pots and you'll have my attention. Don't you ever get laid anymore ?

We can only hope that when Brandon goes to a porn event(or better in his daily life) someone makes it a point to say "Brandon Iron eats poop" to his face, repeatedly and loudly.

Brandon is a disgusting diseased clayfaced scat munching gnome.

We get it. Give it a rest.

I will have a big announcement shortly.

^^^Yes, Brandon is posting all over.

2000: Buttman and Rocco Go to Montreal
2009: Brandon Iron goes to Calgary
2011: Porno Dan goes to Canada

I think the trend is obvious. We're taking over.