Wankus has accepted Jesus as his personal Savior

This is heartwarming, but curiously I find my hatred for him mitigated not in the least.
[video:youtube]http://youtu.be/7AAOyw5w8r0[/video]

Fixed.

Anything to sell more Aflac.

Don't do the brown meth.

Jesus H. Christ, that is as painful to watch as the methed-out anti-Semitic Wankus rant that L-ke F-rd captured on video a couple of years ago. I do like continuity in my life; Wankus, er, ah, Wayne, stills dresses like a wigger. How many people who could stomach it to the end hoped that they would have held him underwater for like 10 minutes. {Kingfish raises hand}

When is the Shelley Lubben/Wayne Lewis: "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day ex-Porn Idiots" going to be formed to fleece the great unwashed?

Raises hand.

bp'd(been posted..and in your own thread). http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=309142&page=13

thanks for the fix fatty. agreed on the hate zen.

If it wasn't for the fundamentalist Christians we wouldn't have anyone messed up enough to do pornography.

monkey's running diary of the wankus is saved video

0.00 Giddy at the prospect of the entertainment value this video might provide,

0.16 He was well known as the wacky and crazy guy of the porn industry? His perception of himself vs what people really thought couldnt be more wrong.

0.29 first sign of acting hands, (feels lunch start to make way back up throat)

0.49-1.10 First proof that maybe there is no god, as wankus describes symptoms of a "heart attack", yet manages to avoid it, I live in a world where I beleive god has a sense of humor (charlie sheen, the size of max hardcore's penis, fufufnik long living in thailand), one where I believe god would see it fitting to have wayne lewis talk like kirk douglas

1.22-1.33 doctor confirms that test show nothing is wrong with him and that he is a needy attention whore

1.55-2.01 Pastor makes a statement that "I feel someone here is in pain" and wankus being the narcissist that he is, believes she must be talking about him, rather then throwing out a blanket statement knowing that 80% of the people who attend church are fuck ups who need religion as a life crutch to funtion like normal human beings day after day.

2.08-2.30 Describes that his arm was locked and had a warm feeling running down his arm as the feeling of christ and the moment he was saved, yet if he had that very same sensation at home before church he would've swore he was having a heart attack, don't those symptoms sound awfully similar to the ones he described earlier in the video that lead him to the emergency room?

2.55 dramatic head swivel as he fights back the tears, avatar worthy

3.02 "jesus said, hey baby, its all good" avatar and sig worthy moments back to back in a 7 second period.

Fine. Now he can provide assistance and insight for the altar twink rape and video business going down after the preaching's over and done. It's all good.

im glad he accepted me into his heart.

It's likely not the only place he's willing to let you enter.

Wait til he's weepy and shivering and offer him his drug of choice. Then choose your entrance of preference.

that begs a question. who's the saint of tit fucking?.

Ava Devine.

Ava Devine fucked Jesus. And the Apostles.

Are you saying Ava Devine is Mary Magdalene?

This left me speechless at first. I don't have much to say these days but I do ponder why does it often seem as though it has to be religion for people to just move on with their lives.

We're obviously here to learn. There are reasons why we take certain paths in life. Whether you choose religion or have some other "ah ha" moment that urges one to leave the industry; why not embrace your past and allow it to be a part of what has made you who you are today. To not do so is denying a big chunk of who you are.

Last but not least, everyone comes to forks in the road where we take that particular path where we see fit. I'm not quite sure why anyone who has found themselves via religion sees the logic in trying to get others to follow. When their time arrives they'll follow suit in their own way. You just gotta back off and let things happen naturally. And that applies to everything.

I'm not sure what my motive really was by posting this but I feel better now. I'm done damn it!

Well, the motives were self-reflection and online confession through a post where people know what was shoved into her at one point and thus can connect the dots. A whore with grammar and syntax. I didn't know until now.

I always knew Wankus was an idiot...... now he has proven it. Next thing ya know he'll be proselyting at PSK.

It's good to have Padover back.




From your mouth to God's ear, bro. Because if he does that, L_ke F_rd will have no choice but to emerge from the hovel and document it. And then we will have the resurrection of the Camera of Death.

Because in the case of Christianity as they've interpreted it, it completely washes away their past choices and mistakes.

It also permits them to present an olive branch to those most likely to exile them from mainstream society. Combine the conversion with a diatribe against the evil of porn, and you've got a poster-boy/girl reformed sinner.

So, now they can try to get some of the attention they craved when they were "adult stars" from a different type of audience.

You didn't come close to turning to the lord to help find strength through your trying time of dealing with fake cancer?

You can run but you can't hide.

Ah, Depeche Mode.

These people choose Christianity because they believe it washes away the stains of their sins, at least officially. But most probably choose it because it offers them another target, other than themselves, to blame for their self perceived bad behavior.

I believe you are absolutely correct.

But, it's always bothered me the amount of finger pointing people do when their guy talked said "Judge not" and asked them not to "Cast the first stone".

Hallelujah!

Christianity's a funny one. They probably just wanted to get rid of the guilt for fucking their or others' kids or starving a pet. Weaklings.

Hey people quit derailing this thread, it is about Wankus schadenfreude not the flaws of religion.

Nobody has any snarky comments about the lachrymose stock music bed that swells as the Wankus redemption story unfurls?

Wankus was basically was porno dan with a leaf blower.

(I think he was Messican)

I'd say it has more to do with them returning where they came from. People raised as atheists don't suddenly find Jesus. Belladonna was a Mormon, etc etc. The whole 'my preacher touched my privates and when I told my Mom she said I was a bad girl' background is standard to many of the girls in the 'industry.'

Doesn't always work that way. Some people fill voids.

The two of the most devout Christians I know weren't raised religious in any way. Their parents don't get them at all.

The most irriating Chassids I know were raised secular Jews.

The most devout people I know weren't raised religious. The problem with Claude is that he has lived so little of life he doesn't actually know what he's talking about. He's just speaking to his own inner truthiness.

His experience is his experience.

His opinion is his opinion.

I have no problem with either.

Just hope he's open to the fact that his aren't everyone's.

That said, I'd be real interested on what he thinks brings people to the Moonies or Hare Krishna or Heaven's Gate.

This thread went from funny, to sad, to padova, back to funny and now sits at completely uninteresting, well at least until this post by me which makes it a little more interesting.

As per usual, no?

See. Less interesting now.

... with a dash of monkey meat and reserves nothing V.S. whatsoever.

"V.S." Vaginal sabbatical. Vicious slut. Very shitty. Or what else?

How about 'Most people who were raised atheist don't find Jesus'?

That newbies to any religion or political hoedown are often the most fanatical is a truism, not some major insight to anyone except apparently have2cit.

Most people would say it went without saying, just like the rest of this thread.

I will let you in another truism, people your age generally don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but back pedal all you want.

So it's a seniority issue now. Not spectator-friendly without more details.

Oddly, you quoted me and attacked H2C.

But, surely this board is better off when what you think goes without saying.

More like an experience/maturity issue. Not exclusively dictated by age.

I had a girlfriend who was Catholic and a hardcore hypocrite. We got into a fight one time and she threw it in my face that I was an atheist(Although when drunk or high more agnostic) and how she could never truly trust me becasue of it. I responded that I was a godless man but I never cheated on a spouse, been divorced or had an abortion and I didn't bribe a priest with donations to absolve me of my guilt which is why I didn't trust her. She just cried, called me a bastard and went home. Oddly we continued to date and have sex off on for a couple years.

The Fiend should have role-played out the excorcism when going at it while having an opportunity like that.

Love this!

She was half Irish and half Italian. Her mother raised her and her siblings to identify and embrace the italian heritage. It used to piss her off something fierce when I'd tell her if she was more Irish I would probably be "in love" with her. Another time she made me attend a family get together at her parents house. They started talking about ethnic backgrounds and I mentioned that my maternal grandparents were german, english and native american. My girlfriend had already told me never to mention the indian part to her parents. Her mom surprised her by not having a problem with it then shared the "big secret", that she was 3/4 Italian and 1/4 Jew. Then she asked me if I had a problem with it. I told her not all, I had no problem coming to terms with her daughter's Italian part. Her father laughed for the first time that I ever saw when I said that. Mom didn't find as funny.

classic.

Multi-tasking, I'm also eating some chips and drinking a beer right now.

Now downloading Cat's Eye, with Drew Barrymore, James Woods, a cat and a troll. Do you think James shared his coke with Drew during the shoot?

I'm wondering what he made her do for his coke during the shoot.

She was like 10 or so during that movie, no?



So, likely she already had her own coke supply.



Her mom seems very Desi Foxx to me.

Woods was always so twitchy in his roles I assumed he must have been on coke all throughout the 80s, even while shooting the anti-cocaine The Boost with the ever-hot Sean Young.

From your mouth to God's ear, bro. Because if he does that, L_ke F_rd will have no choice but to emerge from the hovel and document it. And then we will have the resurrection of the Camera of Death. [/quote]

I have zero idea what you are trying to say with this, none the less you still remain the jude law of the porn posting game, carry on.