Stephen Hawking gets a lap dance

SCIENCE genius Stephen Hawking popped into Stringfellows the night after Colin Farrell — and fell for a blonde dancer named Tiger. Prof Hawking, 61 — famed for his best-selling book A Brief History Of Time — watched her strip naked during a string of steamy dances. They then shared a cuddle. A guest said: “Stephen watched the girls slide up and down poles all night. He took a shine to Tiger. He said she was wonderful.”

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Makes me wonder how many Gag Factor videos he has . I'm sure he's got quite the collection . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eyepop.gif" alt="" />