Posted by: KLASSK
KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 01:44 PM
ANYONE ELSE ON HERE OF THE SAME OPINION AS ME.....SEYMORE BUTTS IS FUKKIN HOT!! 
KING SEYMORE
ANYONE ELSE ON HERE OF THE SAME OPINION AS ME.....SEYMORE BUTTS IS FUKKIN HOT!!
Posted by: Sir Greenly
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 03:31 PM
Ugh, I despise that little greasy-headed troll. 
Family Business is the worst show on TV. I can't believe it got re-upped for a third season.
Since Alisha Klass left him, his movies have been shit.
Now he's "condom only?" Another reason to avoid his crap.
Family Business is the worst show on TV. I can't believe it got re-upped for a third season.
Since Alisha Klass left him, his movies have been shit.
Now he's "condom only?" Another reason to avoid his crap.
Posted by: Rob Longshot
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 07:54 PM
seymore is a pretentious dimwitted asshole. who like max hardcore loves to roll over when trouble comes knockin.
Posted by: DukeAbercrombie1
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 07:55 PM
iv really never seen his movies.
but he has alot of celebs on his tvshow.
the guy seems kinda stuck up. obviously scripted but at least he doesnt put a negative image on the xxx industry as the media tries to make it out to be
but he has alot of celebs on his tvshow.
the guy seems kinda stuck up. obviously scripted but at least he doesnt put a negative image on the xxx industry as the media tries to make it out to be
Posted by: El Kabong
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 09:49 PM
He sucks, his stuff sucks.... and if it were'nt for decent female talent we wouldn't be talking about the greasy little fuck. What kind of stupid name is Seymore Butts anyways?
Posted by: ChickenMaster
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 09:54 PM
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He sucks, his stuff sucks.... and if it were'nt for decent female talent we wouldn't be talking about the greasy little fuck. What kind of stupid name is Seymore Butts anyways?
Isn't that from the Simpson's? I believe it was a prank call made by Bart to Moe. He was looking for a Mr.Seymore Butts.
Posted by: JRV
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 11:28 PM
Seymore used to make first-rate porn, well, first-rate gonzo whatever that means. Every raincoater made sure to never miss one of his releases.
But that hasn't been true since 1998 or so. His recent releases are either compilations or lack the focus of his earlier work. I don't think he's really putting his concentration into it any more. He may be confusing "I used to be so good" with "I am so good".
His BJ scene with Sierra (the white girl) at the end of Seymore Butts & the Honeymooners was classic: "Do you want me on my knees?"
But that hasn't been true since 1998 or so. His recent releases are either compilations or lack the focus of his earlier work. I don't think he's really putting his concentration into it any more. He may be confusing "I used to be so good" with "I am so good".
His BJ scene with Sierra (the white girl) at the end of Seymore Butts & the Honeymooners was classic: "Do you want me on my knees?"
Posted by: Smartt
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/06/04 11:47 PM
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Isn't that from the Simpson's? I believe it was a prank call made by Bart to Moe. He was looking for a Mr.Seymore Butts.
It was, but the Simpsons joke came way after the first Seymore Butts movie.
Posted by: Sergio T.
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/07/04 10:37 PM
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seymore is a pretentious dimwitted asshole. who like max hardcore loves to roll over when trouble comes knockin.
I interviewed with him after the AVN Expo.Would've had the job,except I didnt live in the valley at the time.Whatever.
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Posted by: smiling arab
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/07/04 11:18 PM
Seymore simply had the best contract girls ever. A guy (rather than a company) might get lucky with a Shane, and really lucky to get a Taylor Hayes after losing a Shane, but to get Aleisha Klass after that is a sign he's sold the souls of his children to the Goatlord Satan.
Mari Posa isn't bad, but his stuff is basically repetitive. Like jrv said, it's been years since he's done anything rent-worthy, much less stroke-worthy.
Mari Posa isn't bad, but his stuff is basically repetitive. Like jrv said, it's been years since he's done anything rent-worthy, much less stroke-worthy.
Posted by: KLASSK
KING SEYMORE BUTTS - 08/08/04 08:42 AM
SEYMORE HAS OPENED MANY EYES WITH HIS MAGICAL 'ANAL POWERS'!! HIS GIRLS PAST AND PRESENT ARE A CREDIT TO HIM AND HIS COMPANY, HE IS IN MY EYES THE UNDISPUTED KING!!! MARI POSSA AND FLOWER ARE SHIT HOT
Posted by: 2cums
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/08/04 02:42 PM
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Seymore simply had the best contract girls ever. A guy (rather than a company) might get lucky with a Shane, and really lucky to get a Taylor Hayes after losing a Shane, but to get Aleisha Klass after that is a sign he's sold the souls of his children to the Goatlord Satan.
Mari Posa isn't bad, but his stuff is basically repetitive. Like jrv said, it's been years since he's done anything rent-worthy, much less stroke-worthy.
I couldn't have said it better myself Guido. Shane and Taylor got me hooked on porn. Or maybe it was their poopholes...ahh nevermind.
Posted by: Jeff Steward
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/09/04 06:54 AM
I have no problem with Adam but that fucked up Family Business show makes all of us pornographers look like idoits.If this is how we really ran our companies,we would all be out of business. 
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/09/04 07:20 AM
C'mon jeff , you mean you Don't have a cousin Stevie running around doing your daily business 
Posted by: have2cit
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/09/04 07:39 AM
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Seymore simply had the best contract girls ever. A guy (rather than a company) might get lucky with a Shane, and really lucky to get a Taylor Hayes after losing a Shane, but to get Aleisha Klass after that is a sign he's sold the souls of his children to the Goatlord Satan.
Mari Posa isn't bad, but his stuff is basically repetitive. Like jrv said, it's been years since he's done anything rent-worthy, much less stroke-worthy.
This is the truth. My first gonzo vids were from seymore and shane. Shane was a hose monster! I think it was all of those POV blowjobs she gave seymore over the years that I remember most.
Posted by: popwhore
Re: KING SEYMORE - 08/09/04 01:35 PM
Seymoure is classic in that he provides a pretty tight mainstream concept of porn. I think the fact that he used to be a finteness instructor pimp as caused him to have a really great style in presenting his squirting techniques to the masses.
Posted by: KLASSK
Re: KING SEYMORE - 09/20/04 03:08 PM
I'M BACK, LOVING sb'S WORK MORE THAN EVER!!! 