Sasha Grey quits porn.

Posted by: orgasmatron

Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 01:18 AM

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=452707&id=177102365662505

Looks like she's going legit.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 03:31 AM

Public retirements like this make their return so much more entertaining. This one doesn't realize the only reason she had mainstream success was because she was a whore.
Posted by: orgasmatron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 03:52 AM

Yeah but she's kind of parlayed her fame into some kind of weird indie scene cred.

Idk she's pretty popular. I could see her being the first successful legt transformation.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 05:22 AM

Eh, she's 23 so she is on the downside anyway. Only thing interesting left for her to do is preggo porn.
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 06:38 AM

God she gets on my nerves. She wrote a fucking book titled "NEÜ SEX." When I feel like being irritating, I send text messages using alternate characters with as many umlauts and upside-down question marks as possible.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 07:48 AM

Good for her. She deserves every bit of success that may come her way.

One of the most beautiful girls to ever take cock for all to see.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 08:32 AM

Traci Lords did all right for herself. Having said that I wish she would return.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 10:31 AM

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Traci Lords did all right for herself. Having said that I wish she would return.



Yeah, Traci Lords did fine but she didn't find mainstream success until after she repudiated porn. Maybe that's what you have to do to even have a chance at some mainstream success. Everyone loves a repentant girl who is full of regret and shame.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 11:34 AM

Sasha's book clearly violates the copyright protection of my book, Noose Sex, a tome dedicated to a different kind of choke-fucking. Grey has me seeing red.

This aggression will not stand!
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 12:42 PM

you should make her lick some stinky feet as punishment.wheres tina tootsies when you need her?
Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 07:45 PM


i thought she quit a while ago? I too find it annoying that so much is made of the fact she can speak in complete sentences. As if nobody smart ever did porn before her.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 08:05 PM

L'amour.....l'amour.....


There will never be another Sasha Grey. Understandably, I am now in seclusion until another muse is found. It may be months. It may be years. But I will wait....
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/08/11 10:07 PM

Thank you for juxtaposing my funny post with your lame one. You have drowned in your own Dead Pool. You deserve a Darwin Award, hands (and face) down.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 12:26 AM

....said the 2 star Pervert to the 3 star Porn Jesus.

I outrank you even on this board.
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 01:22 AM

Quote:

I have no regrets



Not even about the anal warts?
Posted by: orgasmatron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 02:14 AM

Quote:

Traci Lords did all right for herself. Having said that I wish she would return.



Idk a made for tv movie and a crappy disco record isn't really sustained success in my mind.

Not hatin' but sayin'
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 08:15 AM

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Traci Lords did all right for herself. Having said that I wish she would return.



Idk a made for tv movie and a crappy disco record isn't really sustained success in my mind.

Not hatin' but sayin'



Not a bad resume for an erstwhile underage porn whore if you ask me.
Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 09:02 AM

Quote:

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I have no regrets



Not even about the anal warts?


No, the anal warts are what made it all worthwhile.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 09:14 AM

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Traci Lords did all right for herself. Having said that I wish she would return.



Idk a made for tv movie and a crappy disco record isn't really sustained success in my mind.

Not hatin' but sayin'



Not a bad resume for an erstwhile underage porn whore if you ask me.



I enjoyed her 13 lines in Cry Baby playing a high school skank. Truly a reach for her.

Miss Lords, for all her demonizing of the porn industry, never seemed to have an interest in changing the name that made her a "star".

I'm more worried about Antie Lens. Her whole reason for being has left her behind.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 11:31 AM

Quote:

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....said the 2 star Pervert to the 3 star Porn Jesus.

I outrank you even on this board.



Well Bi, that's part of your problem. You actually take the rankings here seriously because you depend upon this board to shore-up your waivering self esteem, which is why you care about your stars and the thousands more posts you have made here when no-one else does. *cough* because you have no life *cough*

You tried to leave the porn industry already during its downward dip, but quickly found your way back here when you couldn't cut it in the real world for some reason. (visible herp sores?)

You really should think about offing yourself now, since your mom is still alive at least one person will attend your funeral.

Of course they'll have to stick you in the perma-frost ground, next to those poor buggers who died from the 1918 influenza epidemic since you're still a bio-hazard, and not like Evan.

But I'll give you a positive rate, if you snuff yourself and take Porno Dan with you.



....said the 2 star well-adjusted Pervert to the 3 star Porn Jesus with waivering self-esteem.

How can I be just like you? You are one step away from going Meat Loaf on my Gary Busey....except you aren't a Celebrity, just an Apprentice.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 03:28 PM

Quote:

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Traci Lords did all right for herself. Having said that I wish she would return.



Idk a made for tv movie and a crappy disco record isn't really sustained success in my mind.

Not hatin' but sayin'



She has done a lot more than that.

Edit I missed BDM's link earlier on.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 03:55 PM

I never said I was leaving in December. I said I took a regular job. In my world, that's called double dipping.

I release 2 dvds each month and have passive income from sites, VOD, and foreign sales. Instead of putting my head in the oven, I think I'll put in some lobster tails. You never know when Sasha Grey will pop over for dinner.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 04:13 PM

^^^^ FTW.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 04:42 PM

If she quit plagiarizing existentialism ... now THAT would be news.

Posted by: Dr. Wallbanger

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 04:52 PM

Quote:

If she quit plagiarizing existentialism ... now THAT would be news.





She and Tracy Lords have that in common, her latest project.
Go Straight to Hell
Looks to be practically Sartre's "Huis Clos"

Seems Hell is not just for other people.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 05:14 PM

Quote:

If she quit plagiarizing existentialism ... now THAT would be news.




How do you plagiarize something that has no meaning ?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 06:22 PM

Quote:

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If she quit plagiarizing existentialism ... now THAT would be news.




How do you plagiarize something that has no meaning ?



i'd rip off one of your posts.. sorry, you floated that one high and middle.

and fwiw the meatloaf-busey scene is awesome. brandon and i had a few laughs discussing it earlier today and if you haven't seen it you should.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 06:32 PM

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 06:34 PM

Quote:

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If she quit plagiarizing existentialism ... now THAT would be news.




How do you plagiarize something that has no meaning ?



i'd rip off one of your posts.. sorry, you floated that one high and middle.

and fwiw the meatloaf-busey scene is awesome. brandon and i had a few laughs discussing it earlier today and if you haven't seen it you should.



Watched it on the Soup last night. I always thought Loaf was pretty down to Earth, but that was quite the tirade. Throw in Busey's calm lobotomized demeanor, and it made for some disturbing television.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 07:11 PM

exactly barry..buseys demeanor made it. you could tell he had mind fucked the loaf to the max. then you have to realize that both those guys are in their 60's and that makes the breakdown of "his name was robert paulson" even sweeter.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/09/11 08:13 PM

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exactly barry..buseys demeanor made it. you could tell he had mind fucked the loaf to the max. then you have to realize that both those guys are in their 60's and that makes the breakdown of "his name was robert paulson" even sweeter.



Yeah, that they're in their 60's makes it even more surreal. I'm 46, and I would never in a million years throw a shit fit like that, especially in front of anybody. And to threaten to kick someone's ass...that's so far beyond my reality that I just can't wrap my head around. Of course my thing with Ivor last summer was over a duel, not a fight.

I might actually have to start watching that show. According to the previews, that Nay Nay tranny person is going to disprove the stereotype that black women are loud and ignerunt.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/10/11 08:33 PM

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I never said I was leaving in December. I said I took a regular job. In my world, that's called double dipping.

I release 2 dvds each month and have passive income from sites, VOD, and foreign sales. Instead of putting my head in the oven, I think I'll put in some lobster tails. You never know when Sasha Grey will pop over for dinner.

Brandonna Irons is herpes-infested nigger.

Die of AIDS, Brendan Hurle.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/10/11 08:48 PM

The Girlfriend Experience is a piece of shit movie .. Sasha Grey is a overrated hipster .. annoying face.. annoying performer, fucking loud. The only cute thing she have is her ass and have warts
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/10/11 08:53 PM

Quote:

I never said I was leaving in December. I said I took a regular job. In my world, that's called double dipping.

I release 2 dvds each month and have passive income from sites, VOD, and foreign sales. Instead of putting my head in the oven, I think I'll put in some lobster tails. You never know when Sasha Grey will pop over for dinner.



That's some wishful thinking Brandon , but i bet she will never stop by your house again . Not because you are a bad person , but because you are part of the porn industry and she is too good for that now .

I hope she is walking down the red carpet one day , and somebody gets her for a live interview on t.v. and asks her what her biggest career move was . Was it the all black anal gangbang , or was it the scene she did with tom byron for Ass Eaters Unanimous eating toms ass out .



Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/10/11 08:57 PM

I ate Sasha's ass and can tell you it's absolutely delicious. It is as close to perfection as my nose and tongue can rate it.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/10/11 08:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I never said I was leaving in December. I said I took a regular job. In my world, that's called double dipping.

I release 2 dvds each month and have passive income from sites, VOD, and foreign sales. Instead of putting my head in the oven, I think I'll put in some lobster tails. You never know when Sasha Grey will pop over for dinner.



That's some wishful thinking Brandon , but i bet she will never stop by your house again . Not because you are a bad person , but because you are part of the porn industry and she is too good for that now .

I hope she is walking down the red carpet one day , and somebody gets her for a live interview on t.v. and asks her what her biggest career move was . Was it the all black anal gangbang , or was it the scene she did with tom byron for Ass Eaters Unanimous eating toms ass out .




Never happen. Mike Douglas has been dead for years now.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/10/11 09:12 PM

I will leave her a message saying I want to interview her for Mother Jones magazine or Rolling Stone or Variety.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/11/11 07:38 AM

She's an annoying twat. Plain and forgettable. Good riddance.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/11/11 07:53 PM

Oddly I've seen her doing something on some cable outlet I never watch. I've noticed her there late night from time to time when flipping up from the Military Channel. I'm looking at my lineup right now. I think it's called G4.

I never stayed long enough to get an idea what exactly she was up to.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 09:11 AM

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I ate Sasha's ass and can tell you it's absolutely delicious. It is as close to perfection as my nose and tongue can rate it.

In other words, you enjoy the taste of shit. I guess we can add e.coli to the list of diseases you spread around.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 02:38 PM

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Oddly I've seen her doing something on some cable outlet I never watch. I've noticed her there late night from time to time when flipping up from the Military Channel. I'm looking at my lineup right now. I think it's called G4.

I never stayed long enough to get an idea what exactly she was up to.


basking in her own idiocy is what she usually does on there.they gave her some show about porn they never bothered advertising,which was mostly just old interviews from aee that were done years ago.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 04:41 PM

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I ate Sasha's ass and can tell you it's absolutely delicious. It is as close to perfection as my nose and tongue can rate it.

In other words, you enjoy the taste of shit. I guess we can add e.coli to the list of diseases you spread around.




I don't think I'm alone in my desire to eat derriere.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 05:43 PM

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I don't think I'm alone in my desire to eat derriere.

I bet that 99.9% of the whores and mopes in pornoland would rather not eat ass if you didn't make some extra cash.

And just what do you think comes out of a whores shithole, anyway? I suppose with Sashit, you could munch on her anal warts like a Rick Krispie treat.

Brandon Irons loves shit. Another reason everyone in the business laughs at him behind his back.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 06:16 PM

^^^Behind his back? They do it to his face. They just have to stoop first.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 08:26 PM

Her warts were legend, too. She made some bad choices early on and she hasn't escaped them yet. As she tries her "mainstream" career and talks down the porn people, some of them might post about how her asshole looked like a rice krispy treat.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 09:15 PM

Quote:

Her warts were legend, too. She made some bad choices early on and she hasn't escaped them yet. As she tries her "mainstream" career and talks down the porn people, some of them might post about how her asshole looked like a rice krispy treat.



Porn folks doing something like that?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/12/11 09:47 PM

For the record, the author of Neu Sex did not want any extra cash for her ass to be eaten. She is/was an adventurous porn pixie with a wild side. Apologies to all germaphobes and other weak-kneed Nellies who see Sasha's plumb bum and turn away.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 08:55 AM

It's the other way around, stumblefuck. I'm sure a cretin like you gets much pleasure from swirling your tongue around some hooker's shithole. You're just slightly less disgusting than Steve Holmes. Even Kurt Lockwood thought you were gross, and he made a living fucking DeeDee Ramone's roadies.

Just kill yourself already. You'll wash out of the porn business in a few years with no savings, just like the rest of them.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 09:48 AM

I keep my savings in Sasha's rear. I was just checking on my safety deposit box. Judging from the size of her chipmunk cheeks, I'd say I'm doing well enough.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 02:29 PM

I do not own a piano, sorry. All I have is this massive organ....the only that's been in Sasha's mouth. It's common to have reverse-Stockholm Syndrome, Paperhearst. You identify with me and are sympathetic to my cause, simultaneously and unconsciously despising me because I followed through.

I. Understand. You.

Let it out. Don't keep that shit bottled up inside. You are surrounded by friends here.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 03:32 PM

Quote:

I do not own a piano, sorry. All I have is this massive organ



One liner Larry is green with envy ...

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 03:42 PM

B.I. said "Don't keep that shit bottled up inside."

PANZERRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 05:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I do not own a piano, sorry. All I have is this massive organ



One liner Larry is green with envy ...




lol i didnt catch that somehow.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/13/11 06:04 PM

Quote:

Quote:

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I do not own a piano, sorry. All I have is this massive organ



One liner Larry is green with envy ...




lol i didnt catch that somehow.



yeah that was good... classic Bi.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/14/11 11:20 PM

Brendan Hurd;e has given herpes to hundreds of whores. He never tells them he's infected. He's a fucking piece of shit.

Which, BTW, he apparently likes to taste.

So lick away, Brendan. Feast your tongue on as much shithole as you possibly can. You will wash out of porn much like DonkeyLong: unwanted, unwashed, and unemployed.

Even Uncle Jeffy laughs at you when he takes your meager money. I hear he's been proscribed LOLzepam for the laughter he has for you.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 01:57 AM

Paperhearst: Careful....you are falling even deeper into the quagmire. It makes absolutely no difference whatsoever to be the only one to do something. That's like saying you don't want to climb the Statue of Liberty for the view of Manhattan because others will enjoy it, too. My point, which you so eloquently are making for me, is that your still, not-running-so-deep waters are starting to boil over.

Percolate away, my friend. My mind will continue to filter out your green, green beans of begrudgement. Add sugar to taste, you bitter, bilious biter.
Posted by: LeTissier

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 05:23 AM

I won't miss her, she'll come back in 2030 as a MILF
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 05:59 AM

I forget if I mentioned it before, but some preggo porn from her would me cool. Plus then we'd get to see her with huge cans.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 09:52 AM

F U
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 10:06 AM

I'm happy you are playing games like Scrabble, presumably so that you can expand your vocabulary and have an intelligent conversation with Sasha if and when you meet. It has probably been a long time since you've spoken with a woman who was not on a 1-900 line. DO NOT pull out a thesaurus in front of her when trying to look up a big word. It will blow your cover.

May I suggest that you supplement your training with The Pick-Up Artist, Season 3 and a pair of Walgreens reading glasses? They are conveniently on sale in the same aisle.

Happy to help you, my friend.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 01:44 PM

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I won't miss her, she'll come back in 2030 mid-2011 as a MILF


Fixed.

wink
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 06:49 PM

Paperhearst: I contacted Sasha today and asked her to reach out to some of her more prominent intelligentsia studying psychology. They all concluded that you are suffering from powerful latent homosexual urges as well as an unnerving fixation on other people's pursuit of their own happiness. They likened you to the older Jeffrey Lebowski who hates scofflaws and bums like the Dude. It kills you to see someone getting a free ride in life. I regret all the anger and discomfort my fun has caused you and would like to offer you a rug from one of my properties. I promise not to urinate on it...unless you would prefer it delivered to you this way.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 09:45 PM

lol brandon keeping his haters in check.
Posted by: goishen

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 09:59 PM

I know I have no dog in this fight, but fuckit. I'm drunk, and well, I've got this keyboard in front of me, and no desire to jerk off, so I might as well write, right?

Sasha Grey has always appeared to me to be, err, well, kind'a like me. What I mean by that is an armchair philosophist. In other words, we know some of the same quotes, we know some of the reasons why people put out what they did. But we're far from knowing it all. I mean, hell, even a philosphy major doesn't know it all, otherwise she'd/he'd put out a book entitled : SHIT THAT'S RIGHT! NOTE : This is from just reading her interviews, watching her SASHA GREY ON SASHA GREY videos. This is not from reading anything that she has written, or rather, anything that she has had ghost written. In other words, this is all opinion.

But still, I'd hit her like the fist of angry god, if she offered it. Both because of her dirty mouth, and well, she and I appear to be alike, if not the same. Because she doesn't appear, to me at least, like somebody that knows it all. Too many women in this society are too concerned with what's happening today, and not about philosophy. At least not in my experience. At least Sasha Grey has some understanding of the great minds, and she admits they are great minds, that came before her.

Let me define philosophy for you :

Philosophy : 1. Love and pursuit of wisdom by intellectual means and moral self-discipline.
2. Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods.

So, I guess you'd better cut her some slack. Because she loves knowledge. And all you apparently love is trolling.

I'll leave you with one quote I heard years ago.

Never argue with a troll. All the troll will do is drag you down to their level of stupidity, and then beat you to death with experience.


EDIT : Made some changes to the second paragraph. (I think, I'm drunk)
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 10:35 PM

PLEASE!

Sasha Grey does NOT love knowledge.

She loves attention and the sound of her own voice
Posted by: goishen

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 10:44 PM

What is knowledge, but the sound of your own voice?

EDIT : I dunno. I dunno the girl. And I dunno the circumstances. I'll leave that for the people that do know her and know her circumstances.

I'm just putting out the "vibe" that Sasha Grey has sent out to me. Maybe it's right. Maybe it's wrong. *shrug*


It's all opinion.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 10:49 PM

Knowledge can only be gained when listening. Hence, it is anything but the sound of your own voice.
Posted by: goishen

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 10:56 PM

Ummm, I don't wanna get too deep for this board, but how about thinking about a problem?

Evolution of thought is just as scientific as the common cold.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/15/11 10:58 PM

Quote:
EDIT : I dunno. I dunno the girl. And I dunno the circumstances. I'll leave that for the people that do know her and know her circumstances.


I don't have the endemic XPT hate for Sasha. But, she isn't one of my light-eyed goddesses, so I don't care.

It's simple.

Lke most girls her age, she is a pretentious attention whore.

In the XPT porn world, girls should be gag-factored and not heard.

With good reason ... No one who isn't doing it in an attempt to get laid is interested in the rambling shallow insights of a 20-year old slut.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 09:11 AM

Brendan is having a meltdown. The funny part is, he thought Uncle Jeffy would rush to his defense, since they made him a mod when Hurdle signed a distribution deal with JM.

Brendan is having a message board meltdown. He's being forced to look at his life. And he's finally old enough (translation: over 40) to realize what a waste of oxygen he is.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 09:43 AM

I will respond to these false and baseless accusations as soon as I get back from the bank. Must deposit checks from JM Productions for popular re-releases of classic instalments of my series.

If anything is causing a meltdown, it's the heat being generated by re-orders. Jeff has nicknamed me Fukushima.

Until I return from the bank, please post about the subject of this thread, Sasha Grey.

Sincerely,
Fuk u
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 09:53 AM

I nominate Brandon/Raperface for the Barry/Ivor Memorial Feud That Is Worse Than Watching Old People Fuck award.

"You gots cooties"
"I ate Sasha Grey's Hot Ass"


The 2 of you putzes should eat hot death.

Edit: Happy now fuck nuts?
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 09:55 AM

F2 search function searching your post for words "Sasha Grey" results: 0.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 10:03 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I nominate Brandon/Raperface for the Barry/Ivor Memorial Feud That Is Worse Than Watching Old People Fuck award.



He has a point. Let's not with the feuding until we get this place fixed, huh?

Brandon, since you say you're JM's moneymaker, how about you get on the horn with el jefe and tell him to get Steve over here to address shit? Okay? Thanks.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 11:05 AM

I didn't say I'm JM's moneymaker. I said JM is my moneymaker...and I'm extremely grateful for the opportunity to have product with JM. How much credit is due to Sasha Grey being in a few releases, I cannot say. (She is the subject of this thread by the way.)
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 11:12 AM

Whatever. Get on it already.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 11:26 AM

Are you referring to Sasha as "it?" She is the topic of this thread....
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 11:29 AM

Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I nominate Brandon/Raperface for the Barry/Ivor Memorial Feud That Is Worse Than Watching Old People Fuck award.


i liked the raperface/pornodan cage match offer from awhile back. raper was on the right course there.

btw Bi.. fukushima is too close to fukashimale for you to be playing with.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 11:31 AM

BI, forget the semantics for a moment and make the call.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 01:57 PM

BI's best scenes are with Mirage and Marie McCray. He really had little to do with either being any good. btw, I don't think either is a on a JM disc/site.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 02:46 PM

Until Brendan admits he is a herpes spreader, I will give him no props at all. He defended himself that he was abusive in the "slap happy" series, then he shit down Jeff's throat by claiming that Gag Factor was abusive, then he stuck his prehensile tail up his asshole and begged JM to distribute the 3 or 4 discs he sells every month. Now he pretends like he is the golden goose for JM productions.

If for no other reason, he should give 75% of that credit to Ori and Missy Monroe. She could use the cash to keep her daddy from molesting her.

Brendan never answers his accusers, he just reports that he has some DVDs to sell. Which is kind of like Luke Ford reporting that Brandy Alexander got fired...etc etc.

Keep on melting down, Brendan. Your mid-life crisis is coming soon. Please commit suicide-by-cop off one of the lovely hills off Laurel Canyon Blvd.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 05:25 PM

No one is interested in talking about Sasha Grey, I take it? For the record, JM Productions was kind enough to offer me distribution in 2007 and I am happy to be a part of the team. It has been good for both of us. Jeff has been straight-up since day 1. It's now day 1272. No regrets.

The revenues given to me allow me to self-medicate and avoid dealing with my mid-life crisis. It gives me great comfort to know that so many are concerned with my well-being. To each and every one of you, I give you my thanks.

If the 1980's porn star Laurel did well enough to save enough money to have a Boulevard named after her, I will keep pursuing my pornographic dream. One day we might all drive down Brandon Iron Drive. I wish more around here had as much as I do. Sadly, they are as lazy and shiftless as Ron Mexico, a flatulent, burrito-eating sidekick filled, both literally and figuratively, with beans.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 05:35 PM

Quote:
Ron Mexico, a flatulent, burrito-eating sidekick filled, both literally and figuratively, with beans.


Dude, you CANNOT be this clueless. Ron Mexico has NOTHING to do with Mexico.

"Ron Mexico" is the alias Mike Vick used to get herpes medicine.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 05:40 PM

You underestimate my ability to be clueless. I will fight allegations against my mental and physical health and well-being with the tenacity of a pitbull....or a bull terrier....or at least a mastiff. Definitely more than a poodle but perhaps not as much as a Labra-doodle.

My point is simply that Ron Mexico is flatulent. He stinks.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 05:46 PM

Quote:
Of course I would have a reach advantage but wouldn't anyone.


depends on what you're trying to reach..just sayin.

and hi paperchase...glad you're back.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 05:49 PM


Quote:

Dude, you CANNOT be this clueless. Ron Mexico has NOTHING to do with Mexico.

"Ron Mexico" is the alias Mike Vick used to get herpes medicine.


all i know is that in my book ron mexico went from probable alt to hate central in the flick of a new board. i like it.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 05:57 PM

Quote:
My point is simply that Ron Mexico is flatulent. He stinks.


I'll take your word for it. I've never had the need to be close enough to him to be exposed to his sigmoid methane.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 06:08 PM

First you smell him. Then you hear him. Stay far, far away is my best advice. He has other..."health issues"...but I will not comment on them. I'm a gentleman.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 07:15 PM

C'mon, Bi. Just leak the info to your pal in herp, Donkey Short!!
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 08:15 PM

I post here, on ADT, and at my blog. That's it. Never had a problem with Christian XXX and I consider him a friend. Staying on topic, I would count Sasha Grey as a closer friend. Yep. Sasha Grey. Insiders like me call her Sasha. I know deep, personal details about her, such as her favourite post-structuralist philosopher. And it's NOT Foucault. How obvious!
Posted by: Mark Felt

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 10:36 PM

Originally Posted By: paperchase

Wasn't Brandon posting over there a couple months ago? He said some unfortunate things about Christian. Oh, well, what some mopes will do to keep their real name out of print.



Brandon has many faults. Posting there isn't one of them. Think about this. I saw those posts and they were from unregistered accounts. If Brandon was posting there, he'd not only register, but he'd spam the fuck out of them with plugs for his porn.

That wasn't Brandon. That was the Donkey desperately trying to make people think he had a friend.

Now, go back to bashing Brandon over the herp, which is his true offence.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/16/11 11:49 PM

Nothing is going to dampen my mood. I had a great day: tried 2 new beers, finished a book, and earned $13.04 on a Hotmovies commission. Will watch a documentary on John Lennon and go to bed dreaming of Sasha.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/17/11 12:57 AM

Brandon, that's an annual income of about $4,800.-. I think you need to do better for some street cred than that.

I don't care about you any more, but if you're still trying to be relevant, you need to work a lot harder than that. Aren't Canucks inherently industrious? Dude, work on it. Come on.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/17/11 11:04 AM

Like Sasha Grey, the subject of this thread, I'm an artist. We don't measure life by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/17/11 12:19 PM

^^^You're huffing that jenkum again, aren't you?
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/17/11 02:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Like Sasha Grey, the subject of this thread, I'm an artist.
Like Sasha Gray, the subject of this thread, you spread herpes around to unsuspecting women, did not finish high school, and get your "nowledge" from Wikipedia and Sesame Street.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/17/11 03:05 PM

Aw, man, don't go there. Next thing you know, the CDC is going to label a strain after him: Herpes Snuffleupagus.

Do you want that on your conscience? Do you?

Fuck, what am I thinking. I'm talking to Ron Mexico. Never mind.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 04/17/11 05:00 PM

[offtopic]Wouldn't it be ironic justice if Michael Vick was crippled for life by a ex-Georgia Bulldog LB, etc.[/offtopic]
Posted by: Cody

Re: Sasha Grey quits porn. - 05/01/11 12:06 AM

I never was a fan. Good riddance.