Carmella Bing is that you?

Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/21/11 09:43 PM

Seems like christianxxx walked into a krispy kreme and found where Carmella Bing has been hiding.



But
Posted by: zenman

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/21/11 10:38 PM

she has the same tattoo. man that's got to be shopped.
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/21/11 11:01 PM

Quote:

she has the same tattoo. man that's got to be shopped.




Photoshop has a FAT button?
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/21/11 11:31 PM

Quote:

Seems like christianxxx walked into a krispy kreme and found where Carmella Bing has been hiding.



But




Wow.

But, yes;
Posted by: evilskull

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 12:53 AM

!!!! !!!!
Posted by: Steezo

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 01:48 AM

I like the fact that she let everything from the neckline back look like a sloppy fatass mess, but made sure she angled her face right to avoid any hint of a double chin.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 07:41 AM

Can that really be Carmella Bing?
Posted by: safado

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 07:42 AM

Some one get her back on the Meth, while you're at it, see if you can get Ava Rose's fat ass back on it as well!
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 04:21 PM

That's one fat cow, right there.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 05:27 PM

Quote:

That's one fat cow, right there.




It is, but I'd be all over that greasy variety bohunk. Tomatoe, tomato.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 05:52 PM

She ain't too fat for me, either.
Posted by: Jack Speedman

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 06:34 PM

My dear God! This whore looks like she has be gobbling whole turkeys and chasing them with shots of ranch dressing. It's only a matter of time now, she will be doing spearchuckers.
Posted by: Walrus

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 07:24 PM

Tritone would hit that.
Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 08:21 PM

Now we know where all of Naomi's & Jesse Jane's cheesburgers went.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/22/11 09:29 PM

I would let her blow me as long as she didn't have any open festering sores on her mouth.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/23/11 06:01 AM

I wonder if that tattoo on her left arm shows stretch marks.
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 11:33 AM

Where did the pic come from?
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 02:52 PM

She's never been a "little" girl. Always one of my faves for her buttfucking skills. Hope she doesn't let this go to even larger proportions. Wasn't there a rumor on here about her having HIV a while back ? I sure hope not!
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 04:53 PM

Sudden weight gain of mostly fat tissue is a well-documented side effect of starting a course of protease inhibitors for HIV treatment. I'm just sayin'.

But, usually, that weight gain follows a period of wasting where muscle mass has been lost. Anyone seen Carmella before her supposed HIV diagnosis? Did she get skinny before ballooning up?
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 06:25 PM

Pisses me off. She never did IR and now she's too big and I don't care. What a waste.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 06:49 PM

Carmella Bing is now one of my favorite performers.
Posted by: Fredricka

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 07:26 PM

Christian just shot her for a Naughty America scene!

Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 07:43 PM

Assuming reasonable HIV testing prior to shooting, the fact that Carmella Bing appeared in a recent Naughty America shoot points to a clean bill of health.
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 07:53 PM

Quote:

Christian just shot her for a Naughty America scene!






... on 2nd thought. She might still work in a POV tittyfuck/BJ scene. Wood is possible.
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 09:14 PM

its very possible with those tits darkness.
Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 10:29 PM

I would still poke her. Right in that big fat dumper! I bet it would be FUUUUUUUN!
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 10:40 PM

She has a perfect shape,if she was a Sumo Wrestler
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/26/11 10:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Christian just shot her for a Naughty America scene!






... on 2nd thought. She might still work in a POV tittyfuck/BJ scene. Wood is possible.




If she had a bucket of KFC and a gallon of red or purple drink you'd be balls deep in that bitch.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/27/11 06:01 AM

She is perfectly built for titty-fucking.
Posted by: John West Fan

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/30/11 04:22 PM



Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/30/11 05:00 PM

nuke that shit from orbit.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/30/11 05:01 PM

Quote:

I usually criticize the heavy girls but there's something about Bing - her face is really pretty and she actually carries her weight well.





Which is fortunate because I don't see anyone else carrying her big fat sweaty ass without a crane/forklift. Jeezus, step away from the buffet.

I'd hit that, with a seal clubber, or a lawsuit if she stepped on my foot.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/30/11 06:41 PM

Quote:








That's bigger than I remember her but I still like her. She's definitely entered the BBW realm !
Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/30/11 07:03 PM

Hmmm...
Posted by: El Chivato

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 12:05 AM

Didn't she just have a kid recently? Probably the explanation for the weight gain. She is truly a slut, or more likely needs the cash AND is a slut to be making BBW flicks. But bravo for not staying away for too long. Also if you go to this site for the video, you will see ChristianXXX in action with her. Trust me its a laugh a minute!

I also remember Sahara Sands doing pregnant flicks back in the 90's. But don't remember her doing anymore movies until she was back in top shape.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 04:47 AM

That was twenty years ago, The BBW market has grown. Sahara Sands had alot more going for her than does Carmella Bing.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 08:47 AM

Tend to disagree. I never cared for Sahara Sands that much.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 12:03 PM

De gustibus no disputandum applies to porn whores.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 02:14 PM

^ I tend to agree !
Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 02:26 PM

Quote:

De gustibus no disputandum applies to porn whores.


..and for those of us not fluent in Latin??
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 02:29 PM

Quote:

Assuming reasonable HIV testing prior to shooting, the fact that Carmella Bing appeared in a recent Naughty America shoot points to a clean bill of health.




...or she's shooting with a dude that's also has HIV+.. you never heard of HIV double-jeopardy?

the best part is all the hate she spewed for the last two years on her myspace about retiring from the evil industry and never coming back. she was too busy hooking in vegas to care about her site, and when she finally did wake up out of her party coma she got angry that the people that invested money and built it up on her name wouldn't hand over ownership and control.

god has not been kind. now she's 350lbs and sucking off C3X to buy diapers.

"I feel pretty well about what Ive done concidering the termoil the industry puts the talent through. Its kinda nerve wreaking to me but I keep it in the back of my mind. I am looking forward to having my baby boy in late October and forgetting this part of my life."
Posted by: cqd

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 02:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

De gustibus no disputandum applies to porn whores.


..and for those of us not fluent in Latin??




Why not try becoming fluent in google before you try to tackle latin?
Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 03:08 PM

Because dammit! I come here to make smart ass comments not work.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 03:11 PM

I would translate it as follows; there is no point disputing/arguing about matters of taste.
Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 03:57 PM

Quote:

If in fact I did come into some money, I have thought to myself it would be nice to pay off some taxes, but I honestly am capable of earning my own money and not sueing for it.




This chick can't even pay her taxes properly without a windfall coming in.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 04:22 PM

Quote:

Quote:

If in fact I did come into some money, I have thought to myself it would be nice to pay off some taxes, but I honestly am capable of earning my own money and not sueing for it.




Getting banged by Christian is a "windfall"?

This chick can't even pay her taxes properly without a windfall coming in.




Posted by: charin

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 04:41 PM

Admit it, Barry, you have a soft spot in your libido for whores on the left side of the bell curve.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 04:51 PM

barry, if that whore had an "outtie" her ponch would look like a third tit.

Posted by: pretty

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 05:34 PM

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 05:35 PM

hey pretty. what is happening?.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 06:50 PM

Quote:

Admit it, Barry, you have a soft spot in your libido for whores on the left side of the bell curve.




I'll proudly admit it. I love my whores stupid. See, I really like Cameron because she is smart, relatively sane and can fight back without resorting to the "you just want me" comeback. Plus she has the cutest pussy. But I see her as pretty much an equal.

But there's just something about the drama, the chaos, the just plain trainwreck lives of the stupid. Along with their need to share it with all and sundry. I FUCKING LOVE THEM!!!

Plus, I dig fat broads, so she's working quite nicely for me.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 08:25 PM

Quote:

barry, if that whore had an "outtie" her ponch would look like a third tit.






ok, tell me this is photoshop
Posted by: Lampard

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 01/31/11 10:45 PM

Did she take her implants out?
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/01/11 03:59 AM

more words of wisdom..

"And for the newer generation talent to not follow in my footsteps, get a fucking attorney, incorperate yourself, trademark your name/label, and dont be stupid with your money. Some of my future goals include... Never launching my site, Going back to school maybe in ther medical feild and owning my own pratice then someday have the finest restaurant and gallery to show my true talents. Id like to buy a boat that matches my H2, some country property maybe closer to the beach, a garden next to my dream A-frame log house where I hang my jeans to dry in the sun, and little ducks and chickens wonder around. "

maybe ixnay on the restaurantay.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/01/11 06:38 AM

Quote:

Admit it, Barry, you have a soft spot in your libido for whores on the left side of the bell curve.




She looks more like the entire bell than any curve on it.
Posted by: Fredricka

Carmella Bing hooking - 02/01/11 03:32 PM

Is Carmella Bing hooking again, available in New York!

I saw that even Jasmin St Claire is coming back to hook!
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing hooking - 02/01/11 04:31 PM

Jasmine St. Claire turning tricks would indeed be news. Isn't she getting fucked by some wrassler?
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Carmella Bing hooking - 02/01/11 05:31 PM

Quote:

Is Carmella Bing hooking again, available in New York!

I saw that even Jasmin St Claire is coming back to hook!




Lotsa bitches on the site wit Jasmin have POA down as the rate. What does that stand for?
Posted by: artwilliams

Re: Carmella Bing hooking - 02/01/11 05:40 PM

POA = Price On Application
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/01/11 07:43 PM

Quote:

more words of wisdom..

"And for the newer generation talent to not follow in my footsteps, get a fucking attorney, incorperate yourself, trademark your name/label, and dont be stupid with your money. Some of my future goals include... Never launching my site, Going back to school maybe in ther medical feild and owning my own pratice then someday have the finest restaurant and gallery to show my true talents. Id like to buy a boat that matches my H2, some country property maybe closer to the beach, a garden next to my dream A-frame log house where I hang my jeans to dry in the sun, and little ducks and chickens wonder around. "

maybe ixnay on the restaurantay.




a whole house to hang her jeans on?. and i was this><close to calling her out as delusional or disconnected.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/01/11 08:28 PM

^ shit's fucked up right there. its not every girl with the sheer force of will to bounce halfway back like kirstie alley.

dear lord,
may the Bing never read this thread.
amen.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 06:43 AM

I hope things work out for Carmella Bing. According to hobbyists she is genuinely a nice person and gives value for the dollar. She needs to lose some of that weight if she wants earn gelt in the jizzbiss. BBW is a very limited niche market.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 07:18 AM

Quote:

BBW is a very limited niche market.




so you're saying the market is only so big?.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 07:35 AM

Niche market. The qualifiers very and limited are redundant. Bottom line is that she won't earn as much as a BBW, either as a porn whore or an "escort" whore.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 10:20 AM

Quote:

Quote:

BBW is a very limited niche market.




so you're saying the market is only so big?.




Zing.

He's right, to a point, tho. It's a niche market, but add to it the "porn star" cache' and it bumps her price up nicely. Add to it that she gives a goodshow, her prices are probably a few roses below the average and I think she'll do just fine.

Hey, Ivor, are there any reviews of her out there? I'm curious what the hobbyists think of her.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 10:52 AM

Check the usual suspects. TER, maybe BigDoggie.net. There is a PSE Yahoo group that I believe mentioned her. Some hobbyist gave her a glowing review two or three years ago on ADT's Carmella Bing thread. Carmella Bing seemed at that time to be a decent value provider, but since she has had a child she might be limiting her hooking to video.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 01:07 PM

Thanks for all the useful links.

Why would you make a post filled with links without making a single one clickable? Ivor, remember when I said you had no game? Not only can't you insult people you can't even make posts with relevant links.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 02:22 PM

I'll try the honey approach, cuz I'm the moral compass of the group. The other links are easy to find because they are, after all, the usual suspects. Simple as anything.

But Yahoo groups is another matter. Searching for adult groups is iffy at best. Ivor, could you please post the link for the Yahoo PSE group? Or even a name? Thanx in advance.

God, I'm a sweetheart.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 02:57 PM

The Yahoo group is called Fun_with_PSEs or funwithpses. I did some research there, and found that someone there referred to her as a "head case", so funwithpses provides a negative albeit uncorroborated reference. That leaves a reference from ADT, which is positive but also uncorroborated. The ADT recommendation strikes me as more credible since it is far more detailed. The other possible explanation is that she is the type of whore who provides well when she is treated like a lady, and that the guy who found her to be a head case ignored the first Fundamental Law of Whores, which is to treat them like a lady initially to help them feel all nice inside. I am sure that Barry and other interested parties are fully capable of using the TER search function in order to access additional Carmella Bing reviews, although one might have good reason to be highly dubious of TER reviews. The crowning blow is that I haven't found any evidence that she has even been a "provider" since she left Porn Valley three years ago. So this whole thing matter is entirely speculative. I will let interested parties know I turn up any concrete facts that she is currently hooking.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/02/11 03:39 PM

Quote:

Quote:

BBW is a very limited niche market.




so you're saying the market is only so big?.




Razorsharp. Great stuff.
Posted by: LeTissier

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/03/11 02:28 PM

what happenedto her?????
Posted by: LeTissier

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/03/11 02:30 PM

Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/03/11 06:59 PM

Quote:

what happenedto her?????




Cinnabon.
Posted by: raul069

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/09/11 06:52 PM

Quote:

god has not been kind. now she's 350lbs and sucking off C3X to buy diapers!!!




Looks like C3X has already pinched the diapers!!!


Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/09/11 08:25 PM

i wonder if he still rocks that bib...
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/09/11 08:50 PM

Quote:

i wonder if he still rocks that bib...




He rocks that bib without wearing it- it's a lifestyle.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/10/11 07:57 PM

He certainly knows his way around that bottle.
Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/10/11 10:05 PM

Who is the target market for that video? They make a big deal of advertising that there's no fake tits, and no condoms, but the "star" is wearing a bib that says "I Love Dick" ?? I thought the mommy/diaper fetish was straight, not gay? Talk about giving it all, and making a role your own.

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/10/11 10:12 PM

I think I know why Fatman hasn't posted lately. Carmella Bing FUCKING ATE HIM!!!
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 02/11/11 04:53 AM

Hope things are well with Fatman/DidymusJT. He was quite a good poster here.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 03/01/11 05:14 PM

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 03/01/11 07:22 PM

christians thinking."God I wish you had a cock!"
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 03/01/11 07:32 PM

She's fuckable since I am an old engine driver who likes them chunky. He looks like some lost grandson of Benito Mussolini.
Posted by: Love 80's Porn

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 03/01/11 07:33 PM

Quote:

christians thinking."God I wish you had a cock!"




Posted by: raybbaby

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 03/01/11 08:35 PM

...and Carmella's thinking the same thing....
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 03/01/11 08:51 PM

Quote:

christians thinking."God I wish you had a cock!"




Actually he is thinking "God I thought you had a cock".
Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 12/10/11 03:37 PM

I'd totally hit that 300lb. whore. I bet that snatch feels great. After I'd lay my sweaty head on her gut.
Posted by: Josh Bales

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/06/14 11:25 PM

She and Angelica Sinn had a weight gaining contest, and after Sinn won, Carmella ate her
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/07/14 08:05 AM

Lisa Sparxxx then ate them all


Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/07/14 12:08 PM

She fuglied the fuck up^^. That's saying a lot because she was a freakshow to start. I'd hit it.
Posted by: adv0cad0

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/07/14 12:41 PM

The cow goes moo.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/07/14 09:42 PM

damn i think Lisa looks great now lol
Posted by: Fiend2

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/07/14 11:15 PM

Originally Posted By: christianxxx
damn i think Lisa looks great now lol


says the penis puffer
Posted by: alfan

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/12/14 12:03 PM

I agree I would hit that big thang....and fast!!!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/12/14 05:35 PM

Fat girls cant wear high boots, the calves are too big, so she opted for the tacky, ugly stretch boot.....HELL NOOO....stick with shorts ho.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/12/14 06:09 PM

^^^indeed. Stretch boots shouldn't be invented. Is it a boot or is it a sock? It's the 2-in-1 Pert Plus shampoo/condition of shoes.

Yes, a high heeled ankle boot or stiletto would look sexier and more flattering for her body type.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Carmella Bing is that you? - 04/13/14 11:05 AM

These boots were made for banging: