Or just another attention grabber. I'm on my cell and too lazy to copy and paste, but her last tweet mentions swallowing a bunch of xanax to kill herself. Nicole hasn't been the same chick the last couple of years. I tried calling but got no answer. Hopefully this is just some bullshit, she really used to be a cool chick, but makes horrendous decisions when it comes to guys
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/12/1101:31 AM
drunk-tweet. a PW would never waste a quantity of xanny's on an o.d., even at her most blind wasted. those things are like 24k gold in that world, even one goes missing and a mania washes over like a newlywed whose just lost her ring down a drain.
AEE ended sunday and she's still there wednesday = vegas only gets tougher and more depressing the longer you have no reason to be there.
her need for dramatic flair got the best of her yet once again but if it turns out to be true, i got dibs
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/12/1105:26 PM
look like she committed twitter account suicide. banhammer today and 11.5k fanboys down the drain. at least Monkey do it on XPT where all he lose is frankie figgz.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/12/1106:00 PM
whatever happens in vegas, stays in vegas. including the dead bodies? hard to o.d. on xanax. you're more likely to blackout than o.d. unless maybe if combined with booze? last i heard from kasey's twitter in august she was livng with her sugar daddy, an md in new jersey. then she said she moved out because he was mentally abusive. not sure about that. your average fly off the handle porn star will turn anyone mentally abusive.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/12/1107:23 PM
it musta been abusive seeing a fat, hairy belly flopping up and down, in rhythmic motion with a 4 inch hairy dick, as he got on top of her to extract returns for the credit card blowout that she had earlier in the mall.
jaysus fucking christ, since when did whores and hookers start thinking and feeling?
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/12/1108:25 PM
Quote: whatever happens in vegas, stays in vegas. including the dead bodies? hard to o.d. on xanax. you're more likely to blackout than o.d. unless maybe if combined with booze? last i heard from kasey's twitter in august she was livng with her sugar daddy, an md in new jersey. then she said she moved out because he was mentally abusive. not sure about that. your average fly off the handle porn star will turn anyone mentally abusive.
I know a guy who has a real nice house who may be looking to take a troubled gal under his wing in a coupla weeks. Max something-or-other....
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/12/1111:42 PM
Quote:
Quote: whatever happens in vegas, stays in vegas. including the dead bodies? hard to o.d. on xanax. you're more likely to blackout than o.d. unless maybe if combined with booze? last i heard from kasey's twitter in august she was livng with her sugar daddy, an md in new jersey. then she said she moved out because he was mentally abusive. not sure about that. your average fly off the handle porn star will turn anyone mentally abusive.
I know a guy who has a real nice house who may be looking to take a troubled gal under his wing in a coupla weeks.
Max something-or-other....
"Really nice house"? Ugh. Maybe in an Australian's nightmare. That house is a cry for help.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/13/1112:15 AM
she'll wake up with chocolate stains all over her clothes and cluthing and sometime later learn she pissed somewhere really weird.
benzos exist simply because they're relatively hard to pull of a fatal od with, they solved the problem of their theraputic pred. which were the barbs. amazing, amazing things that make if hilarious to fall down stairs. but tripling a tuinal dose and a bottle of scotch was a corpse on occasion the next day. xanax and clonazepam are roughly the same strength, but i think that's like in relation to diazepam. obviously xanax is fast-acting and stops panic attacks so it's going to have much better recreational usages. half lives, way off too. but i wouldn't really enjoy it, I'm positive, 100$ i wake up after a bottle(prob 30mg). benzos can play a role in fatalities hen large amounts of opiates or other sedatives are present, but i'm not putting money down on a hundred mf of it killing her, but all of you can just look up ld50's mand tox. numbers for it, i think no doctore's giving enough a month to do one in reliably.,..
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/28/1109:04 AM
Another whore who's proud of her "achievements" of sucking cock and being someone's whore.
She'll be real proud of that picture a few years later when her white trash kids (and pop them out she will because the US doesn't have whore neutering laws) come across it
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/28/1109:18 AM
Dude, she has been filmed w/ cock in her butt. She worked at a Nevada Brothel. She has worked with Porno Dan. Her kids will probably put a picture of her twat and Charlie Sheen's coffee table on an easel next to her casket.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/28/1101:07 PM
In the video below, she gives a fantastic demonstration of the failure of the US school system at all levels. Never ceases to amaze me at the trash Americans keep popping out of their wombs. Someone make a start at the right thing by pulling her womb out before she procreates
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/28/1105:15 PM
Unless you've been tested specifically for antibodies you don't really know if you carry the virus. Herpes is one of the last things on my list to be concerned about when it comes to whores. I know a lot of people with herpes. So surmise for yourself. I'm just saying you can't possibly know the background of every lady you've ever fucked and probably wouldn't want to. Don't tell me you've never woke up and went "Yikes, what did I do last night" !
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/28/1108:25 PM
Quote: Speak for yourself. What part of "she has worked with porno dan" do you find inviting or appealing?
I know I can actually speak for a few of us when I say that I would not get anywhere anything Porno Dan has been in intimate contact with.
I went to IAFD to see if she every worked with Brandon. When I saw Immoral Productions on her list, I knew I hit pay dirt. BI is fun to bad mouth, but Porno Dan is a festering sack of shit.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/29/1101:09 AM
Quote: I'm just saying you can't possibly know the background of every lady you've ever fucked and probably wouldn't want to.
Don't tell me what I can and can't possibly know.
It in fact is possible to know the sexual history of everyone you have ever slept with.
Fuck off with your all encompassing stuff. If you don't know your partners sexual history then say that.
You may have fucked up and gotten herpes, and the reason that is obvious is saying shit about needing specific antibody tests. Sounds like you are speaking from experience.
The attitude that this could happen to anyone is simply not true. It happens to careless people.
And as far as not wanting to, why? Seems to me that would be an incredibly useful thing to know (see porno dan if this makes no sense to you). Knowing risks is always good. If there were a blinking light you could put on top of the cars of every drunken idiot driving would you do that? Same deal with sexual history.
Unless someone is forcing you to have sex with dirty girls herpes is your own choice.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/29/1103:38 AM
My ex had the dreaded H. After 20 years I never picked it up. She basically had an initial outbreak, then one like 6 months later, then never again. We just made sure to be careful, or as careful as one can be.
It's academic, really. I doubt either of you (or any of us, except Charinm, maybe) can afford the briefcase full of blow needed to get a genteel young lady the likes of Miss Kacey into your soft, yet firm embrace.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/29/1103:59 AM
Quote: Don't tell me you've never woke up and went "Yikes, what did I do last night" !
I didn't even have to wake up...it was just post orgasm clarity. Sometimes when I did speed I'd get so fucking horny it was scary. About a half dozen times I'd gotten a BJ or fucked some strange slut/whore and 5 minutes afterwards I'd be in someone's shower or laundry room with liquid bleach or comet cleanser scrubbing my cock and balls in a sink or shower and kicking myself in the ass for being stupid. Tweaked out on meth and using bleach based cleaning products on your genitals isn't exactly a gentle thing either. The bleach is harsh enough by itself but add in a meth fueled scrubbing frenzy on my junk and the next day it felt like I'd peeled off a few layers of skin.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1108:20 AM
I have to be honest here... if I had Charly Sheen's money... except for the rampant drug use... spending a weekend with a bunch of cute as hell porn whores... um I can think of a worse way to spend a weekend. I'd bang them all too...
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1109:24 AM
Quote: she'll wake up with chocolate stains all over her clothes and cluthing and sometime later learn she pissed somewhere really weird.
benzos exist simply because they're relatively hard to pull of a fatal od with, they solved the problem of their theraputic pred. which were the barbs. amazing, amazing things that make if hilarious to fall down stairs. but tripling a tuinal dose and a bottle of scotch was a corpse on occasion the next day. xanax and clonazepam are roughly the same strength, but i think that's like in relation to diazepam. obviously xanax is fast-acting and stops panic attacks so it's going to have much better recreational usages. half lives, way off too. but i wouldn't really enjoy it, I'm positive, 100$ i wake up after a bottle(prob 30mg). benzos can play a role in fatalities hen large amounts of opiates or other sedatives are present, but i'm not putting money down on a hundred mf of it killing her, but all of you can just look up ld50's mand tox. numbers for it, i think no doctore's giving enough a month to do one in reliably.,..
Love that you know Tuinal. Wow good memories! Red & Blue bullets, or pretty little orange Seconds, nice 80's rocked!
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1104:51 PM
Unlike Monica, Kacey's check cleared, and it was for $30K. No baby Blue Bentley, but $30k for watching porn, smoking coke, and playing with a limp dick aint bad work for today's PW
Quote: I have to be honest here... if I had Charly Sheen's money... except for the rampant drug use... spending a weekend with a bunch of cute as hell porn whores... um I can think of a worse way to spend a weekend. I'd bang them all too...
Kacey is a fun time - perfect for my new Las Vegas Porn Star Travel Agency. After all, We all want to be Charlie Sheen for a day!
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1107:18 PM
Fuck. Mo' money, mo' problems.
Honestly I like Charlie Sheen for some rason. He seems to have had it together for a number of years, which is pretty uncommon for a junkie in Hollywood. I guess I just see it as sad. Kind of like if Downey suddenly fell off the wagon. To bottom out time after time, then the cure finally takes, and they work their way against the odds to get their career back. And then to lose it over again. It's gotta be a rough road. Whores and blow aside.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1107:56 PM
Quote:
In that interview with TMZ, Kacey Jordan says Charlie Sheen "gave another girl a Bentley." Could that other girl be Bree Olsen's pal Veronique Vega?
I'm pretty sure he bought one for Melanie Rios, too. I can't find the link, but I saw a pic she posted of her new car, and it was a blue Bentley. I don't know what the fuck this dude is thinking.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1108:23 PM
Is it me or did Charlie go off reservation about the same time Coke stopped posting? They did share initials. Could Coke have been a self loathing spic?
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1109:01 PM
Quote:
Quote:
In that interview with TMZ, Kacey Jordan says Charlie Sheen "gave another girl a Bentley." Could that other girl be Bree Olsen's pal Veronique Vega?
I'm pretty sure he bought one for Melanie Rios, too. I can't find the link, but I saw a pic she posted of her new car, and it was a blue Bentley. I don't know what the fuck this dude is thinking.
At two mill. an episode, he's probably thinking, fuck dude, I ROCK!
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/30/1110:27 PM
Twenty-four episodes a year, bitches. That's $48 million large for Charlie. Half for the tax man, flip two bills to take care of his family, and there's still room for Charlie to blow $450,000 a week. If I had $450,000 a week in spending money (instead of $450,000 a year as it is now), you're damn skippy they would find me face down in a pile of coke with a strap-on dildo lodged in my rectum, while the porn whores scrambled to tweet photographs of their lady parts.
Even checking into the Presidential Suite at some swank hotel, getting a briefcase of cocaine delivered, renting two or three whores for $20-30,000 a weekend, and tossing the odd Bentley at the occasional whore whose bunghole gripped my cock particularly well, it would be extremely difficult to blow through $450,000 a week even with Charlie Sheen's lifestyle. (Especially if he's frugally buying his furniture where Panzer shops for lingonberry pie.)
Friday night was an epic lost-time blackout bender, and it seems from the cold light of Sunday-morning quarterbacking that I blew through $4500. That's 1% of the total available, but I am 99-44/100% positive that my weiner remained thoroughly flaccid throughout. I think I need to take a break.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 02/01/1109:53 AM
Quote: The girls should be careful or Charlie might go all Boys Next Door on their asses.
Nah, he's just going to ask them to babysit. I don't know, you can say what you want about the guy but he has my parents beat all to hell babysitter wise.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 02/02/1110:12 AM
Quote: All I can say is... remember when Hugh Hefner was Hugh Hefner? You know, the stud jetting off with a bunch of totally hot whores at his beck and call.
I think now Charlie Sheen is the real Hugh Hefner. All Sheen needs is the smoking jacket and pipe (well a tobacco pipe anyway).
Hefner's been just plain gross for a long time. I think the difference is that Sheen doesn't say they're his girlfriends or marry them to cover his attraction to guys. Ever since Hef started doing the three "girlfriends" at a time schtick, it just seemed pathetic. Sheen doesn't do his thing publicly. What I mean is he doesn't take the whores to dinner. He just pays them to hang with him. It doesn't become public knowledge until things get out of hand. Cocaine's a helluva drug. I'm sure there have been severaal hooker and coke parties that we don't know anything about. With Hef it's all for show, to foster the Hef brand. With Sheen it's an uncontrollable compulsion.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 04/27/1109:32 PM
You'd think that the dudes fucking her would care about their own safety enough to wrap it up. She gets all slopped up on booze and pills, then lets anyone with a shiny nickel blow loads in her.
And you'd think she's so skinny her lady parts would stop working.
Fucked up line of the story, "Because this has happened to me so many times I was, like, fuck it. Go ahead."
You'd figure after the first couple times of getting raped, she'd stop getting so f'n loaded all the time. After hearing her interviews on Stern, her life seems to be nothing but black outs and abortions.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1104:07 PM
Imagine going to jail for raping a whore, as the bars shut close the first night on a 10-15 year sentence, thinking , I just wasted a huge portion of my life for basically shop lifting a stick of gum. $150-250 is what 15 years of my life cost me. Some people.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1111:26 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
i doubt anyone is going to jail based on kaceys current story. jack venice might disagree though.
Ohh I know, but if true the guy has put himself in position to face such reality. Innocent or not, im for the sentence of jack, just for the sake of getting rid of that stupid leg tattoo for the porn scene, which distracted me many a time.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/09/1103:37 AM
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Imagine going to jail for raping a whore, as the bars shut close the first night on a 10-15 year sentence, thinking , I just wasted a huge portion of my life for basically shop lifting a stick of gum. $150-250 is what 15 years of my life cost me. Some people.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/11/1104:09 PM
She could pass for the Daenarys in Game of Thrones. All she needs is a dwarf, another chick, a couple mopes and rubber dragons and fake dragon eggs. She role out a parody....she could even throw in a mock rape scene over arbor red wine to play off her real life shit for the fan boys.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/11/1106:31 PM
Is it wrong that im bummed out that I won't get to see the beautiful dress she is going to buy the same day she cancels her twitter account, my imagination will only allow me to dream so much.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/11/1106:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Smelly Monkey
Is it wrong that im bummed out that I won't get to see the beautiful dress she is going to buy the same day she cancels her twitter account, my imagination will only allow me to dream so much.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/12/1104:41 PM
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
^^^Really? Where would say, Shawna Lenee rate on this graph?
She's near the top. Anyone who tries to slice their wrist with a table knife is both fucked in the head and dumber than a sack of hammers. Not to mention her willingness to proudly show Mullah Malice the scars. Add in her complete body surgery to become a second-banana Kags Karter, and you have a real winner.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/12/1109:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
First she gotta detox from the spray tan, the she gotta grow some titties. GOT broad got milky white skin and some perky jigglers.
I have to make a retraction. I'm watching Game of Thrones now and realized the hottie has gotten a deep tan riding with the savages. She still has nicer tits than Kacey though.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/18/1102:33 AM
Her deleting her twitter and that whole long video rant lasted all of 2 minutes. She just needs to get herself together and if she's not going to do porn then stop doing porno type publicity things like twitter cause you know if you have one they are going to find you.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/18/1105:41 AM
Originally Posted By: TeaganPresley
Her deleting her twitter and that whole long video rant lasted all of 2 minutes. She just needs to get herself together and if she's not going to do porn then stop doing porno type publicity things like twitter cause you know if you have one they are going to find you.
Wow having Teagan telling you that you need to get your shit together means you must be pretty close to rock bottom, not one known for her wise decisions, even by porn decisions standards. goodness me.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 08/03/1107:41 PM
Teagan should have settled the snotling issue a long time ago and gotten back to riding cock on video already. Full body tattoos ain't gonna pay themselves. Monica Foster took it on in one of her videos. It's all quite bizarre. Let pics tell the story.
Shit is serious. Really serious.
She "pretty much blew" most of the porn industry. It's a wide field.
What an accomplishment.
There's shady stuff going on in porn. But there's hope in mandatory rubber. She's not as far gone to believe this won't be circumvented somehow. US whores'll get trafficked and stuff.
On to the rape story then. A shitty camera took a pic of allegedly bloody sheets, another shitty video camera films the laptop screen at an subobtimal angle.
It couldn't be wine. Whores don't drink and tell the truth. Always.
She even got a cheapo teddy from The Pink Cross or wherever else.
All in all, Monica Foster has the tendency to dive into topics and talk about them in some one-way online talking therapy setting. It's all pretty standard stuff and gets weird at times, like when she deludes herself to think that she'd only work in porn again with an enormous rate with rubbered up, picked male whore fuckers. Or when she blurps about how god spoke to her in a dream to be a glam whore. Okay.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 08/03/1108:25 PM
[Whyever the pics didn't show up up there...]
Those evil peole in the industry got the better of her.
They put her in a bad place.
A really bad one.
It wears her down, it's so bad.
You don't have to believe her. She knows that.
All in all, Monica Foster has the tendency to dive into topics and talk about them in some one-way online talking therapy setting. It's all pretty standard stuff and gets weird at times, like when she deludes herself to think that she'd only work in porn again with an enormous rate with rubbered up, picked male whore fuckers. Or when she blurps about how god spoke to her in a dream to be a glam whore. Okay.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 08/04/1109:06 PM
I like Monica Foster. I would love to spray some catsperm into her negro poontang. Monica, when you're really ready to take a walk on the wild side...slip a note under RaeRae's front door...I don't have email anymore. She lost my laptop to some John during the Brickyard 400 auto race last weekend.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 08/05/1106:40 AM
I checked the credits on some of those chicks in the band. Monica Mayhem been in 300+ scenes, one broad in 17. The other 2 have 4 between them. One's biggest claim to fame is being in Max Faktor 15, of Kelsey Micheals anal fame, the other's is being in a BI Perverted Planet.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/13/1206:41 PM
She truly doesn't seem to understand that her symptoms might stem from psychological distress rather than a somatic condition. I read somewhere that back in the day Kandi Barbour went from doctor to doctor with vague somatic symptoms in search of a somatic diagnosis. I suspect that many PWs in between Kandi and Kacey have trod similar paths. Having watched young Kacey recount her sorrows, I doubt that she can muster the insight that often the brain is the controlling factor. If she could only attain that insight, then she might stop doing the things (PWing, drug and/or alcohol abuse, etcetera) that are probably fucking her up and causing these symptoms.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/13/1209:30 PM
She hates herself and is depriving her self of food as punishment for perceived sins. Her subconscious has taken over and it is just as inept as her conscious.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/14/1205:32 AM
True that. Her acid reflux are also almost surely stress-induced. She is a mess and heading toward an early grave. Almost hate to say this, but she is such a wreck that Lub Lub ought to take her off of Porn Valley's hands.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/15/1207:50 PM
Since we're playing armchair psychologist, and KJ remains in my top 5 list of beneficial friends all around. Admittedly, my taste sometimes veers off the main road, but when she's made up for a night out, she is an absolute knockout.
Her issues stem from being a self medicating hypochondriac, who could drink most folks under the table while sucking 3 dicks at the same time.
Never had a problem with her but saw the drama cloud that followed. Probably spent more time with her than any other PW who's name you've heard before Sheen-Amania went running wild. She was a sweet girl, might still be, but as a barely functioning (at that time) addict, I could see back then that she was on a bit of a bad path.
Wouldn't be shocked, but would be sad, if we read about the train running up and down the tracks with this one. Her choice in men is legendarily Poor. When she had enough Jack in her, I'd get my brown eye tromboned in the rustiest of fashions. Ahhh I miss being single, siiigh
Sorry if I'm not coherent, I dropped sober of an hour shonee
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 01/16/1206:22 AM
I don't doubt that she might be a sweet girl, but IMO she has serious emotional issues and her hunt for non-existent somatic problems is preventing her from realizing that her life depends on facing up to her emotional issues.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1206:26 PM
Poor lil crazy cutie. She did another suicide video. I hope she kept the string of fails going. Kinda like the Cubs, if the failure ever ends, then there is nothing left to watch.
If any of you adorable, mental patient chicks, in the audience, are thinking of hurting yourself, please don't. I am willing to run a completely unlicensed and unprofessional reprogramming experiment, in my basement. It is a month long. It involves illegal, psycho active drugs; emotional distress; verbal, physical and sexual abuse; cuddling (once you get an eyeful of me, you may consider this part of the sexual abuse); healthy eating; and positive reinforcement. The hypothesis would be to strip you down emotionally and then build you back up.
I believe the Canadians had success using this method on alcoholics, w/o the sex. Manson had success, with the sex, but his goals were profit, then evil. My goal is to help and to get some sex, nothing more. 30 days and you are out though, unless you choose to leave earlier.
I will not try to exploit you and your situation, like some will.
I won't plaster your name and your problems all over the net to increase my net worth drum up donations. All I ask for is an all access pass to your orifices for the 30 days I'm attempting to reprogram you.
<<<DISCLAIMER: If any of this is illegal, besides the drugs part, then the post is just parody. I do not promote illegal activities, besides drugs, and thoroughly feel no one reading this is competent enough to attempt it on their own. Maybe EY Davis, but it would probably unprofessional for him to do, as XPT's Fake Shrink.>>>
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1206:36 PM
Thanks B.
I don't have it in me to lie. Anyone applying needs to know ahead of time, they gonna get used. With Lubben, they only find out after the fact. If they are smart, they'll use Lubben for airfare or rental car to get to my basement.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1206:53 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Poor lil crazy cutie. She did another suicide video. I hope she kept the string of fails going. Kinda like the Cubs, if the failure ever ends, then there is nothing left to watch.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1208:07 PM
So is she out of the biz now? Just hooking? Dancing?
Surprised there is no DO IT FAGGOT comments after the vids. She should join us over here; I think she would be an awesome fit to our horrendous dysfunction.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1210:57 PM
I don't see how a pilled up, drunken whore, who has talked on radio about her favorite state to get abortions in, is a recruitment tool to bait in fresh meat, but if she is, I'll fap to fresh meat.
Can you link me to the bath salts site? How long does that shit remain in your system? I think I'm due for a real life meltdown, they can be cleansing.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/08/1211:21 PM
I'ma check them and comment tomorrow. I gotta get some sleep. Maybe I'll dream of violating your fine black ass If I hit the Powerball tomorrow, I'll get you and Ms. Jordan together for a chat. It'll be an overnight, w/ lots of naked and crying. Not from the anal though, I prolly couldn't make either of you wince.
Hey Lou, how you like the reverse of the pic up there? From behind and pulling the piss flaps apart.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/09/1212:44 AM
Quote:
*Featured in what could be deemed as a "depiction of a minor" role in an "award winning mainstream" porn movie as Cindy Brady in Not the Bradys XXX = big bucks on the "private bookings" market place...
I bet she is smart enough to not take personal checks for her "private bookings"
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 06/09/1207:25 AM
The Texas A&M shirt explains a lot. They have some weird thought patterns down there. All that faux military stuff combined with their inferiority complex with the University of Texas.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/17/1201:17 PM
LoL Special K demonstrating why he is special K.
Why don't you try to engage your brain and find that information out for yourself? It is easily available to anybody with an IQ over 80... aww not you special K
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/18/1207:59 AM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
LoL Special K demonstrating why he is special K.
Why don't you try to engage your brain and find that information out for yourself? It is easily available to anybody with an IQ over 80... aww not you special K
I didn't look for the info myself, because tard bangs, and what looks like gap teeth, aint my thing.
She don't look fat though, so you definitely aint Coke.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/18/1212:36 PM
Ah "tard" is the word? Pot calling the Special K ettle black?
Look how far down this cesspool has fallen. You have Special K with RPWL and god knows how many other internet sideshow geeks invade this site. For God Sake RPWL is a moderator. I hate Boringho but, Fuck, he is a quantum order higher in relation to these dregs.
Look at this bit of "comedy" this "crew" of geeks has come up with.
Guy is talking about Tards but is holding his phone the wrong way... Like it were an old flip phone
He is wearing some dirty nasty wall mart "sneeks" but he has dark sweat stains on his ankle socks.
He thinks that he is hilarious
He is in fucking San Antonio the armpit of Texas
So much Fail in this is Almost Sad, not funny.
Almost.
So it's fucking hilarious..
WTF is wrong with that THUMB... I know its always UP HIS ASS....
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/18/1202:44 PM
Seems i have a new stalker..lol thanks for the critique, didn't no there was a certain way to hold the iphone when making a vid...As for my kswiss, those are my yard work shoes, im pretty sure you dont have to cut the grass at your apt complex but grass stains white..so you wear old shoes...maybe just maybe ill scrape enough money together to buy a new pair so i can be cool like you...
Thanks for the promo, that makes 2 posts you've quoted from TRPWL..your my new bitch..
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/18/1203:18 PM
Nathanial Mayweather is very negative. I would call it a Gay Troll but that would be a blight against Gay Trolls.
What is this like fucking fifth grade with this motherfucker? Isn't this the same douche who started flaming some poor drunken bastard in another thread abt proper grammar or some shit.
He's got a lot of fucking time on his hands to kvetch abt trifling bullshit.
In fact, I wish he'd strap a bomb to his face and light the fuse. Or better yet, bite down on a blasting cap...you fuckninny cunt.
i saw the trailer first and kept one seeing red on some guy.first i thought it was what asa was wearing but then later on we find out whos wearing it also.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/18/1208:29 PM
okay dont watch the trailer then.
asa akira looked hot in her red latex or pvc outfit though.note to jules:dont put those crossdressing scenes in darkstyle videos,some people might be put off enough that they dont buy the dvd due to just one scene.but do reuse that red number asa wears on gia di marco.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/24/1212:08 PM
Yep, she has the "down the road" part right, but it is sad attention whoring, like her "pill OD" where she dumped the hand full of pills on the floor, just outside the frame of the video.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/24/1201:59 PM
Talked to a hobbyist(trick john fellow whore monger) who booked several multi hour dates with this whore while she was in my city.
A. She fucks like a Demon B. Her pussy is golden and puffy moist as hell C. She took drugs during the session(coke) D. He left under the impression that her displays are 90% a "work" To use a wrestling term..
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/24/1202:13 PM
She had her own coke and even ordered room service so my buddy could get drinks for himself and charged them to room. He is such a mope that he thought the drinks where her treat.... But what is a couple of hundred dollars in drinks charged to the The Westin when he paid several thousand dollars for the dates... also dude took her to buy Jewelry... The guys is a hardcore whore monger and He was totally enamored by her pussy and skills... Dude bought her some Jewelry...???
When I made some sarcastic remarks about her I could tell by his reactions he took offense...
It is always fascinating when you discover a persons week spots....
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/24/1204:02 PM
Seriously. The entire time reading nates post I kept thinking 'and the problem is?' Other than it might be a work (who cares) it sounds like a good time.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/24/1204:10 PM
Evidently it was a good time and I'm not arguing that. Although I'm pretty sure he Barebacked that whore in his last session... That stuff is verboten in the hobbying culture so I asked he gave a week "No". He confessed to buying the whore the jewelry and I said something to the effect" what she let you go raw on that golden pussy" ... it was a week "no". The only thing I find wrong with this is that pussy has him convinced he can "save her"... never took him for that type of sucker... looking for a whore with a heart of gold... Pussy... heart... Hard to confuse those two...
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/24/1204:13 PM
Whore Gia That is what sets you apart from most whores... I KNOW you have the blackest heart.... probably almost as dark as mine...and I'm a diagnosed psychopath.... Ever been to therapy?
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1202:57 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Seriously. The entire time reading nates post I kept thinking 'and the problem is?' Other than it might be a work (who cares) it sounds like a good time.
The problem is that he got pussywhipped by a whore. I've had a few great whores but no matter how good they were, I never for one moment considered paying them more than the negotiated price. I sure as fuck never considered buying them jewelry or anything from their wish list. They never resented me for not putting out extra. It's just a business transaction, no matter how amiable and mutually enjoyable the transaction is.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1212:10 PM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
The whores have much better access to that kind of thing than I do.
I don't know whether you're being elitist about not taking any or bitter that you have no access, but you sound bitter, either way.
Drugs aren't hard to get. I don't do them or buy them as a matter of choice.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1212:17 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Drugs aren't hard to get. I don't do them or buy them as a matter of choice.
Well, no wonder you're so hard up, then. I would never condone braking the law, of course, but, in your case, it might make you a mellower li'l bitch. Which, in turn, might prevent a greater felony(ies) down the road.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1212:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Love 80's Porn
In the video below, she gives a fantastic demonstration of the failure of the US school system at all levels. Never ceases to amaze me at the trash Americans keep popping out of their wombs. Someone make a start at the right thing by pulling her womb out before she procreates
She's lying about the coke, unless he brought over the coke already made for smoking, you cant not put sniffing/shooting coke into a pipe and smoke it. It will burn and you do not get an affect like it was freebasing. You can do it on foil, but you can not put it in a pipe....from an ex expert. And an 8 ball isnt as big as a fist.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1202:04 PM
Board, no. Whores, yes. Most prefer coke though.
Never smoke a doobie with a whore, cause it makes em lazy.
Pills you can give em, because even if they take em right away, they won't kick in for about 45 minutes, and by that time, you probably out the door.
NEVER give a ho hallucinogens. Last thing you wanna do is be locked into a 6-12 hour train wreck.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1202:20 PM
^^^I'm not going to confirm or deny any of that knowledge. I will question putting it out there where whores might see it. Yes, I know it'll likely just be Gia, but you never know, and that's where you keep jumping the gun, son.
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1204:58 PM
I prefer this version:
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1205:04 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA. Shit, Thank you. I haven't laughed so hard on XPT in years, no matter how hard Meat pretends not to be mopez. Holy shit.
Seriously, FB, thank you. I watched the Gong Show religiously as a kid and to this day I don't remember Luca Eisenstein so Zeptacular. And neither, I'll wager, did Fatty. :genuflects:
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1205:08 PM
Me too. I had a memory of seeing that in 76 and remembered it as guys with Eraserhead sized heads playing broomstick guitars. I described it to friends many times over the years as one of my favorite Gong Show clips ever. I can't believe it is now on YouTube. God Bless Al Gore for inventing da interwebz.
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Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/25/1205:10 PM
Re: Kacey Jordan-- cry for help? - 09/29/1206:35 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I know that packaging. The nyc drugstore chain Duanne Reed. Love the 'I cut myself' bandages.
Walgreens sells them also. Overpriced bullshit. Why pay five bucks for 12 "Help I can't sleep" when you can take your ass to the allergy aisle and pay three bucks for a box of 24 of the exact same fucking thing. Cutting is funny. I remember all the catholic high school girls that used to pull up their sleeves to show off their super kewl "Trent" and "Kurt" cut-jobs. Reznor and Cobain, respectively.
lysol wipes/mind bleach aint touching that.
i'm just excited as you are!
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is wrong with that THUMB... I know its always UP HIS ASS....
we need the classic stop it emoticon. 
