Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault

Posted by: Love 80's Porn

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 08:21 PM

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Model, Webcam Performer, Photographer, Graphic Artist, Talk Show Host, and who knows what else...

...Whore

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 08:23 PM

Awesome. You did it again. Keep throwing out the grammar lessons. It's easy to make you dance for me.

Posted by: charin

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 08:33 PM

Unable to be with family on Christmas because a john bounced a check = FAIL.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 09:17 PM

don't take any guff from these swine monica and stop explaining yourself for JC sake, the guy above you sleeps next to a steering wheel.

as far as the housekeeper claiming Dykstra demanded blowjobs yes that's his m.o. but no way on account of i've never met one that didn't have a mustache and that kills it. certainly you'd never want to wake up next to vanessa del rio.

Posted by: D_Arango

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 09:29 PM

Conqy is my new favorite poster on xpt.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 09:46 PM

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Ugh, actually I don't want to know what you think because your whole argument in regards to Monica Foster is a fail.

A failure indeed.

Your advice for women getting into porn is useless. You are an embarrassment to yourself and those who associate with you.

So, what exactly is your advice for women looking to get into porn? I am guessing it's along the lines of "don't do anything I did".

PS. I am still waiting for you to out all the folks in porn who have wronged you. It's been a few months since you promised to do that or is your word just worth shit?

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 10:15 PM

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So I'm not clear, how did I fail? Ugh, actually I don't want to know what you think because your whole argument in regards to Monica Foster is a fail.

Third person? Really? I would say win for sure. How much money are you making from the websites that you own which nobody looks at but you?

You bounced a cheque for escorting, you think you are in any position to give advice? Be honest.

Posted by: D_Arango

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/12/11 10:22 PM

third person is a big no-no, get off the high horse.

People that could resort to that(first names that pop):

Brian ferry
Jhonny Marr
or
Julio Cesar Chavez

You're no Ferry, Marr or Chavez

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 01:51 AM

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Who's to say I spread my legs for the compensation I was expecting? Don't assume...

OMG are you fucking serious? You were supposed to receive $ 1000 for 3 hours with Dykstra in a hotel room, you are a whore, you commented on his inadequate penis size and performance in bed... Look Monica, we all know that you can't just outright admit being a prostitute because it is illegal. But don't insult our intelligence by claiming otherwise.

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I was in some very good porn movies and if I felt like shooting a scene for another movie or movies tomorrow

Who are you kidding? You can't afford the AIM test, you're over thirty and all companies that shoot black girls have already shot you.

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No one owns my websites but me - and that was a pretty good business move

Your websites are blogspot pages with like 3-4 articles each containing common knowledge and your personal opinions on topics such as: "Getting into porn", "Getting out of porn", "Modern hiking girl", "the Donkey show" and "Mighty Afrodite". How you manage to resist takeover attempts by Microsoft and Gooogle is a mystery.

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I wrote a book that's selling nicely about my perspective on the porn industry and what I view are the positives and negatives

Too bad the book has only 98 pages and is self-published.

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I run my weekly little online broadcast Monica At Home which is informative, fun and draws more attention to my projects

Yeah, you broadcast your rants every now on than on blogtv making you the only person who is not there to whore themselves for more myspace subscribers/twitter followers. Also, you're drinking or drunk during at least half of your broadcasts. But yeah, these are fun.

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I learned my lesson in regards to escorting with the Dykstra situation AND have gained some attention from the situation in arenas of which previously had no idea about Monica Foster

You mean like the FBI, right?

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So I'm not clear, how did I fail?

"I'm DONE women in this world - especially black women can never win. You try but no matter what, everyone pulls you down - black men white men all men. Then women take the men's sides because they don't know better and are competitive. I really want to just kill myself tonight and get it all over with. To anyone I disappointed I'm sorry. This whole situation is too much. I have no friends and my family hates me and have nothing left at all. If people wanted to see someone fall you got it. Have a good laugh - hope it was worth it fuckers."

Do these words sound familiar to you?

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 04:34 AM

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My realizing that those who keep replying to me here and who are obsessed with me because I know I'm a winner and it bothers them - WIN!

Ummm, we reply because you post. Nobody is obsessed with you aside from yourself. The whole replying thing is how message boards work. You make a post, then someone responds, and so on till people lose interest in a thread.

Check it out. Someone will likely post a reply sometime in the future. It's not because that person is obsessed with me. It's because that is how an internet message board functions.

If you think you are somehow "winning" because people respond to your posts you must think I am a peerless winner because I have posted more often than you and consequently received even more replies than you.

And you might want to take note of the replies you are generating before you declare yourself a winner. Pretty much everyone in this thread has negative things to say about you.

People might actually like you if you didn't constantly contradict yourself and lie.

Where was that check you said you were going to scan?

Why do you have a signature that claims to help women get into porn when you have rather dramatically failed out of porn? One does not typically ask someone who is a failure at something for advice on how to succeed (I'm talking about your porn "career").

Just so I'm clear about this, everyone who posts in this thread is obsessed with you? Unwarranted self-importance anyone?

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:38 AM

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Now no more attention for any of you losers from me.

It's a message board. Posting is the whole point. And you calling anyone a loser is laughable.

I haven't ever accepted a bad cheque, you have.

If you really think everybody on this message board is a loser then you are a loser as well considering you do post here.

And would it be possible for you to post an even shittier scan? I am having trouble reading this one.

It's just hilarious that you think you are some kind of winner while everyone who responds to your brain damaged postings is a loser.

What exactly have you won at? Please be specific. And shit like visiting your family for the holidays doesn't count, everyone does that.

Are you automatically a winner in your mind because you like to call your fellow posters losers? (By the way you post here as well, which posters are winners and which are the losers?)

You have a terrible attitude. If you weren't always on the offensive with everyone regarding everything people might actually like you. But as it stands you are a horrible jerk to everyone online and you can't seem to put 2 and 2 together well enough to figure out why people make threats towards you.

Anyway I am going to assume you won't be responding on XPT to anything ever again because that would mean admitting that you are a total loser.

I have a feeling you'll be back though.

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Mainly because I don't hide like you losers who attack me because you want to fuck me (but can't) have to.

You have got to be fucking kidding. You are a person who uses a pseudonym and you are accusing internet posters of hiding. Just so you know my real name has been posted here as well as other porn boards. I know "Monica Foster" is not your real name. And I also want nothing to do with your rancid vagina. Maybe if you become a white woman I'd gain some interest but blacks just don't do it for me.

I don't want to fuck you, I want to fill you full of LSD and let you loose on highway 401.

But... Let's say I did want to fuck you, I would just need to reach for my cheque book, right?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:45 AM

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An official scan from my bank of the check has been on http://lenny-dykstra.blogspot.com for quite some time...the LAPD has a copy of the bank scan along with a copy of a letter from my bank letter as well - I gave the materials to them when I filed a report and gave a statement.

I might not be wealthy yet financially, but I'm a winner Mainly because I don't hide like you losers who attack me because you want to fuck me (but can't) have to.

Now no more attention for any of you losers.

and YES apparently those of you on the "attack Monica Foster" bandwagon truly ARE obsessed with me - just look at your posts...

Super losers who are dangerously out of control (and posting on multiple forums about me at that - so sad).

It truly is sad, Desi.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:50 AM

Conqie, that's an "official scan"...from her bank. Do they call Moneytree a bank now? Made out to "cash". She's money, baby.

I got a bum cheque for like $15 when I had a yard sale in the 90's. It was just for my witty conversation, tho.

I missed Desi. I'm glad she's back and off her meds. It's like Xmas in January.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:56 AM

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and YES apparently those of you on the "attack Monica Foster" bandwagon truly ARE obsessed with me - just look at your posts...

Haha, you replied again after you said you were done.

And by the way I'm not obsessed with you, I'm just bored and I love seeing you dance like the money you are. You keep saying you are done but every time I post you reply.

You are doing exactly what I want you to do.

And my posts aren't obsessing over you, they are an attempt to have a dialog. But all you seem capable of as far as dialog is concerned is "na na na I'm a winner".

I have asked you some serious questions and all I have gotten from you is "you're a loser and I'm a winner".

If you are such a winner then prove me wrong and never post again.

It's interesting that you confuse my boredom with being obsessed with you. I'll say it again, unwarranted sense of self-importance.

If you read this whole thread it's people mocking your stupidity. If getting laughed at makes you feel like people are obsessed with you than colour me obsessed.

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I'm a winner and always will be a winner - so just DEAL WITH IT loser. Winners show their face and don't hide. You never can and never will little loser - now keep yappin bitch.

HAHAHAHA

Yeah, because Monica Foster is your real name. You aren't hiding anything. And I have shown my face, do some searching around if you want to see a picture of me.

And what exactly are you a winner of? Serious question. It's kind of a nebulous term.

Oh wait a sec, never mind, you are done posting here, I completely forgot.

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:57 AM

@conquistador

Maybe the third person thing is just a persona she puts on like a leather thong, when she needs to let fat hairy men use her face as a jizz rag for money. When she is done, she simply takes that off and becomes the little innocent girl she was before her step daddy began to pimp her out to his friends and neighbors. People cope in different ways and you should remember not to judge too harshly or quickly.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 06:11 AM

You are absolutely right. I just find it frustrating when people who use pseudonyms accuse others on the internet of hiding.

Monica Foster is probably her special place where she goes when she doesn't want to deal with being a cock ashtray.

I'm kind of sad because she would make a great addition to the board if she weren't another Darrah in the sense that she has absolutely no sense of humor.

I also don't understand what she is talking about when she says she is a winner over and over again. What does that mean? I would like to think she beat Manute Bol in a 1-on-1 game of basketball but somehow I have a feeling that her concept of winning is devoid of any competitive aspects.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 06:19 AM

Haha Monica, can't leave me alone. You said you were done but here I got you to post again.

And still nobody wants to fuck you. Did you miss the part where I said I didn't like black women?

I know that you would like to think that. And you do occupy a place in my head.

You see how this message board thing works? You actually have to think about people or ideas in order to make replies that are more intelligent than "i'm a winner and you are a loser who wants to fuck me".

Anyway I thought you were done posting, wasting time on internet losers hiding behind keyboards. But you are part of the ranks of people hiding behind a fake name and a computer, or can't you see that?

Also is there some reason you can't get a real bank account?

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Keep going loser while you hide behind your computer all lonely and desperate at home - I'm loving it - and so is everyone else laughing at you...

People are laughing at you for accepting a cheque for hooking. And laughing at you for saying "escorting" when we know damn well what you were doing. And what makes you think I'm at home? Do they not have lap top computers where you live?

And it looks like you keep reloading this thread to see if I post. Dance for me monkey.

Posted by: charin

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 07:19 AM

CQ, it appears she spent about 3 hours talking to you. You owe her $1000. You should mail her a chek.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 07:22 AM

i think it was therapy for her. not good therapy, but therapy none the less.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 07:27 AM

I probably should send her a 1000$ cheque. I think she might not have realized I'm just screwing around waiting for an 11 gigabyte game to download. Alpha Protocol better be good.

Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 08:02 AM

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Yeah, because Monica Foster is your real name. You aren't hiding anything. And I have shown my face, do some searching around if you want to see a picture of me.

Yea and thanks to you and other losers like you my real name and family's is easy to find as well. Actually being that I don't know your real name, nor have I sought out your photo, why don't you post it here for me - and for everyone else being that you're so confident in your thoughts and opinions.

I bet you won't though, because you're a bitch loser. Heh.

and you ARE obsessed with me - you're not "bored"...I actually get off on the fact that I occupy your mind. I'm your OBSESSION. I bet you're watching my porn scenes right now loser (everyone here can clearly see that you and the online gangbang job you're attempting on me with your loser buddies is BASED on having issues with not being able to fuck me).

Keep going loser while you hide behind your computer all lonely and desperate at home - I'm loving it - and so is everyone else laughing at you...

Monica, I think that your a pretty smart business woman and pulled a great marketing move wiht the Lenny thing. You have recieved way more than $2,000 in publicity. Mot sure if that was your intention,but it worked out well for you. Your getting a lot of play all over.

I assume that your web sex show business is way up because of this situation.

I say great marketing job, keep it up. However i think that you shoud consider doing a show with C3X, that will really get you a lot of attention on many levels.

Keep up the great work, I dont look at you as a whore, just a smart business woman who just happens to enjoy eating sperm for a living. Guess that you and C3X have a lot in common.

For me I could care less what your real name is.

On another note, you are a pretty good writer. Keep it up.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 08:06 AM

Monica asks XPT whether Mr. Pete is black.

If this thread doesn't make you think Monica is either off meds or blacked out drunk then take a look at the Mr. Pete thread.

Keep in mind she fucked the guy and presumably could get in contact with him but she asked XPT instead.

Yes Monica, I am obsessed with how incredibly stupid you are. Not only do you push the envelope of idiocy you lick it and cut yourself on it.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 08:33 AM

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Yea and thanks to you and other losers like you my real name and family's is easy to find as well.

i'm not going to get in on the monica bashing today but i'd just like to point out to her that we have rules here that keep her name from being posted. this board can and will beat a bitch without taking the easy route.

Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 08:44 AM

C'mon, conquistador. You know you want in those hot, wet sugarwalls of Monica.

You dream of being dominated by her.

P.S. - Monica & I have a lot in common. We both grew up in stable, black middle class families. I think it's funny when you guys act like it's some anomaly when you find a black person who can communicate effectively. Monica and I have been exposed to successful black people all our lives. It's only you guys who have this myopic view that black folks are all thugged out and speak ebonics. Go and fucking meet some people for a change.

Posted by: Dr. Wallbanger

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 08:52 AM

Have you ever wondered why you will never see someone admit defeat in an online debate...?

Enjoy!

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 09:04 AM

Tritone, I don't know about you but lazy eyes are not a turn on for me.

Besides, Monica's attitude is utterly repulsive and that makes her totally unattractive to me.

She's all yours and I would be happy to send you my cheque book from the bank where I closed my account.

Also, I do not like to spend time with crazy people who have quit taking their medicine.

So pretty much I would be all over her if she were not black, did not have a lazy eye, and also didn't think that sitting at home using the computer is some kind of insult. Oh and the whole "you want to fuck me but you can't" thing. Apparently I can fuck her and pay with a useless cheque at that. So I can fuck her for free! So can you!

If she goes back on her meds we'll talk about this again.

Also, I tend to try to fuck people who I respect. Monica is not respectable.

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 09:07 AM

@Tritone: I meet well spoken blacks all the time. I think it's because they aren't Americans. You'll note that canadian blacks do not have the same reputation that americans do.

Posted by: charin

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 09:14 AM

I thought this was a stupid whore thread.

Oh, BTW,

Posted by: Northrop

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 11:59 AM

Monica, what happened to the Mighty Aphrodite character? I was kind of into that.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 03:59 PM

Winner, winner, chicken diner! There it is!

Monica, I don't want to fuck you (nor do I intend to do so in the future), I'm not watching your webtv-thingies (nor do I intend to do so in the future), I haven't read your book (nor do I intend to do so in the future) and I most certainly don't want to spend any money (real or fake) on you (nor do I intend to do so in the future).
But,

could you please ask your family to send me your dead body? Thanks!

Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 04:30 PM

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Besides, Monica's attitude is utterly repulsive and that makes her totally unattractive to me

This. Has nothing to do with what someone looks like...they could be the most perfect physical specimen on earth, but a bad attitude will make them ugly.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:10 PM

^^ QED

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 05:41 PM

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Ohhhhh must be that little issue with your abdominal area No worries - your personality outshines that problem in the real world - I suppose...

Correct me if I am wrong here but don't you have a lazy eye?

And I wasn't talking about porn when I said your personality was repugnant. I only know of you from your posts here and I have to say there is something very ugly inside of you.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 06:28 PM

Is there somewhere I can see Monica naked? I'm getting a tits or gtfo vibe here.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 06:41 PM

Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 07:21 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You look great in that pic, Monica!

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 07:28 PM

Forget it Tritone. From the pictures posted of you, your skin-tone is too dark for Monica. Unless you have a $1,000.00 embossed/engraved money order. (No longer accepts checks).

Posted by: Tritone

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 09:36 PM

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Forget it Tritone. From the pictures posted of you, your skin-tone is too dark for Monica. Unless you have a $1,000.00 embossed/engraved money order. (No longer accepts checks).

LOL. That guy was not me. It was some sick joke by Mopez.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/13/11 11:13 PM

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Ohhhhh must be that little issue with your abdominal area No worries - your personality outshines that problem in the real world - I suppose...

I only know of you from your posts here and I have to say there is something very ugly inside of you.

Yeah. Lenny Dykstra.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 05:13 AM

^^ Barry ftw!

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Ohhhhh must be that little issue with your abdominal area No worries - your personality outshines that problem in the real world - I suppose...

What little issue do you mean? There's an abundance too choose from in case of cammerroon.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 08:17 AM

Monica's a fiiine looking woman I think !

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 08:25 AM

Cameron's finer.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 08:51 AM

Thumbs up on both !

Posted by: cqd

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 11:25 AM

According to IAFD Cameron has done more scenes than you. And at 19 scenes you aren't exactly popular yourself.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 11:29 AM

No matter how much you polish a turd, it will always be a turd. Monica Foster is a turd.

Posted by: Max Rhino

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 02:05 PM

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Porn was a lark for me...not my ultimate career goal. See..I have these things called SKILLS and TALENTS which let me get a real job whenever I want one.

I'm sorry, but nobody ever chooses to get into porn. Porn valley is where people end up after a long series of failures.

And once you are in porn, there really is no non-porn job available unless that job is semi-related to the porn industry. There is always a co-worker, boss or customer that will find out, then the job goes away.

Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 03:01 PM

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I'm sorry, but nobody ever chooses to get into porn. Porn valley is where people end up after a long series of failures.

And once you are in porn, there really is no non-porn job available unless that job is semi-related to the porn industry. There is always a co-worker, boss or customer that will find out, then the job goes away.

Not true babe. I got into porn after going to college and getting bored working in corporate America. I went right from high school to college to corporate and wanted to kind of..fuck off for a few yrs and have fun. So I did. Now I'm bored with it and I got back into veterinary medicine and am doing quite well, very busy and doing the occasional shoot when the mood strikes and something interesting comes along(that doesnt require much traveling since I cant pick up and go to LA for weeks on a moments notice anymore)

Some of us actually liked being in porn and werent pushed into it or using it as a last resort. Some of us just grew up in boring suburbia and wanted to rebel a little for awhile. Granted...my rebellious period came later then most, but I was pretty devoted to being a nerd when I was younger.

Which is probably why I dont go around bashing the industry or the people in it. And why I didnt get into escorting or drugs or anything else...because I was just having fun with it. I wasnt trying to be a star or convinced I'd be famous or the next Jenna Jameson or anything.

And Monica...sure you can get a great high paying shoot with a big studio anytime you want. I'm SURE YOU arent doing it by choice. Not because most people in the industry dont want to work with you anymore. Keep telling yourself that while you "Escort" for rubber checks.

And yeah...Giirlzinc got you SO many more shoots then they got me. Hmmm..should I call Brian and double check that? Maybe not eh?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 04:23 PM

lol cam smacked the black right off of monica.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 07:45 PM

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You have major jealousy issues with me Cameron. You always have.

I thought that was gellussy?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 07:58 PM

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If you'd like to get technical here lets go.

Considering that it's fact that a white women in the American Porn industry the majority of the time will automatically receive more bookings (and I'll be kind and say only twice as many bookings though in reality we know it's more) than a black woman, then using that ratio (2:1), I outrank Cameron.

So you're saying you're 3/5 of a pornwhore???

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 07:59 PM

If it makes you feel better Monica, we all acknowledge that you are a bigger whore than Cameroon.

Posted by: one liner larry

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 08:37 PM

Hey whoa, Lenny and I are good friends, i remember once he picked up the entire club's tab at the funnybone back in 86 and paid with a check, hey whoa, they didnt know what hit them and they had to take it out of one liner larry and bob saget's pay check, but I love the kid whoa.

Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 09:04 PM

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Cameron, you specifically asked me via private message ON THIS BOARD who my agent was, so just stop.

I only have done a few scenes by choice, not because of lack of offers, but believe (or make yourself believe) whatever you want.

You have major jealousy issues with me Cameron. You always have.

Yes I did..never said I didnt. When I was shopping around for agents I got info from everyone. Didnt know you then as anyone except some chick in the industry...and I asked who you were with and if you were happy with them. I asked that of a lot of people..you werent special. This was also before you went all Desi on everyone. So....so what?

Jealous? Of what exactly? Your awesome escorting skills that garner you rubber checks? The fact that most places dont want to work with you because of your attitude, which most of the studios and directors I've worked with would love to work with me again? Your awesome marriage to someone who supports you and is there for you...oh wait..no, thats me. Maybe it is your tireless devotion to philanthropic work to make the world better...nope...me again.

What exactly is it I'm to be jealous OF? Please...do tell.

Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 09:15 PM

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According to IAFD Cameron has done more scenes than you. And at 19 scenes you aren't exactly popular yourself.

If you'd like to get technical here lets go.

Considering that it's fact that a white women in the American Porn industry the majority of the time will automatically receive more bookings (and I'll be kind and say only twice as many bookings though in reality we know it's more) than a black woman, then using that ratio (2:1), I outrank Cameron.

According to IAFD Cameron has shot a total of 20 titles since 2006.

According to IAFD I have shot 19 since 2008 (and am no longer currently an active talent).

This means that Cameron had 2 years prior to me to have surpassed my "scene quantity" substantially, yet she didn't.

If she was my "equal" as a performer, she'd have actually have about 80 titles listed on IAFD. (that's using the equation of a consistent 10 titles per year and then multiply that by 2 considering her ethnicity opposed to mine).

Now of course one could argue - well IAFD isn't accurate - Cameron has worked more than that. Well that could be true, but it's true in my case too being that I have a number of scenes out there that have never been listed on IAFD.

I'm sorry to have to go where I'm going with this, but at this point, this argument is beyond silly considering that I've been in award nominated and WINNING adult movies where as Cameron - has not. At least not yet - things could change.

IAFD is far from accurate since they dont include internet scenes. I've done over 100 scenes. And magazines, including an upcoming issue of Hustler.

And some things I have been in HAVE been nominated. Not me personally...just like YOU havent been nominated personally Monica. Have you?Have you been to the AVNs? Would the big names..Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Lexington Steele, etc...know who you are if they met you or heard your name? A few would know me...and that wasnt even my intention.

Sorry hon. I know it kills you that yet again a WHITE chick is happier and more successful then you. But I am. I had an awesome time and a great run in porn. And when I got bored doing it full time, I got a great "real" job that I love. I have a fabulous marriage and the best friends a girl could ask for. And I have my work in rescue. Outside of winning 200 million in the lottery (lol) I really couldnt ask for anything more.

I'm sorry you have a crap life. I really am. But your ugly attitude isnt going to get you anywhere except further down. And the crazy you spout...well thats just a time bomb nobody wants. Nobody wants to deal with Desi Jr which is totally what you have become.

Have fun being hateful though. Its all about race. Not at all about the things you have brought on yourself. Keep playing that card and see how far it gets you.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 09:27 PM

Maybe Monica can move up in the world and get stiffed by a washed up over the hill football player next.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/14/11 11:44 PM

It's truly amazing that Desi, Jr. has gotten as "far" as she has considering the way the industry holds down women of colour. I mean, has anyone seen a Jada Fire scene in a while? And Ava Devine never got any work, all because of her skin colour. As sparkling as Desi, Jr.'s personality seems to be, she was able to overcome it all to become a titan in the biz.

How nice it must be to have a built in excuse for your failures. "I'm a poor little picaninny that no one likes cuz the White man's holding me down". Your toxic personality has nothing at all to do with it.

God, we're all so jealous, Desi, Jr.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/15/11 12:05 AM

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picaninny

Point of order: I'm not big on racial epithets (despite what chuck thinks) but I'm partial to picaninny. Go to virtually any supermarket in Brooklyn if you want to know why.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/15/11 01:35 AM

I'm actually really partial to black girls, in my porn tastes and RL. I mentioned Jada because I really like her look and her style. She has the curves that you say look bad on Cameron. What I'm saying is that I seek out scenes with blacks girls and have a certain familiarity with who's who among the black girls in the business. And truth be told, I never would've had any idea who you were had you not posted here. I don't know what that says aabout your "drawing power", but as a fan I've never heard of you beyond here.

The whole jealousy thing you throw out is not only ghetto, but it's junior high. Sometimes folks don't like other folks. Plain and simple. And most people can accept that. But it's the lower class, along with the immature, that are unable to accept that someone disliking might be any fault of their own. So they have to throw out "hater" and "jealous". It makes you look silly and stupid.

How exactly was Cam jealous of Mom Desi? Tell us what you've heard. You make these silly blanket allegations, that are going to bring Heaven down, but you never follow through with details. Was Cam jealous of Desi's no-chin? Her ugly hipbone tattoo? The daughter whose coattails she could ride on? The unnamed cabal that was hunting Desi to silence her before she blew the lid off the industry? Desi's inability to get a checking account or figure out how bus schedules worked? Tell us, Oh Learned One, exactly what of the gigantic trainwreck that is Diana anyone would be jealous of?

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/15/11 04:22 AM

So now you're pretending you're from the ghetto Monica? You know you can't say one sentence in Ebonics if your life depended on it.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/15/11 04:57 AM

I'm not a fan of Cameroon but at least she looks like a human female. Monica looks like a transsexual baboon with lazy eyes.

I bet Monica's own parents would rather have Cameroon over for dinner than their daughter the hooker.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/15/11 05:11 AM

Monica, as one of porn's top black models, would you consider Taryn Thomas as being 'black'?

Btw, I think everyone is a 'winner' in this thread. Except Monica and cammerroon. One uppity porn failure accusing another uppity porn failure of being uppity.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault - 01/15/11 06:15 AM

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Oh no "Barry", I'm "ghetto and immature". Um...have you not ever attended a porn party or event? Who exactly to you think makes up 90% of the porn industry? The upper class and mature?

I'm embracing my ghetto roots and immaturity at this stage

Stop being so angry and enjoy yourselves a bit more.

Also why are there so many women under male aliases here along with people who are anti-porn yet pretending to be "fans" posting here and on the other forum of which I will not mention?

oh and "Barry": don't insult Jada by comparing her bodytype to someone of lesser muscle tone and proportion

So, you're embracing ghetto and immaturity at what, 40 or something?. That's oh, so attractive. I was under the impression that you were an intellectual, what with your books, your webcam, your blogs, your 1000 roses per hour conversation. No, dear. You can't be intellectual and ghetto at the same time.

I don't know what women posing as men you're talking about. What "other" board, that you won't name? The cabal of evil white men that out to get you and Mom Desi? Of course you won't name it, because you're bluffing. That's what you and Mom Des do. Just more psycho talk, I spose.

How was I insulting Cam or Jada? I figure this one's above your head, you being a fool and all. You're the one who shot on Cameron for being curvey. Was just pointing out that Jada has curves too. I can see how you could see it as an insult. I just forgot to look at it through your eyes, they eyes of a psycho.

It's funny, Momica, how stick broads like you hate women who have curves. Jealousy, thy name be Momica.

Can you try one more time to let us know how Cameron is jealous of Mom Desi? Try to focus, dear. I know you like the box wine, but try to stay with us on this.

Love your finger shot. Typical ghetto loser. You yell the loudest then say "fuck off". That means you win. If only the world outside your room worked that way.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 06:38 AM

Did Bree Olson deliver a racist rant, too?

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 06:42 AM

Monica: Show us yer tits!

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 07:01 AM

Asian girls have nice, tight pink little pussies.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 07:20 AM

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Monica, as one of porn's top black models, would you consider Taryn Thomas as being 'black'?

Yea, I heard about the Taryn thing and I think she spoke out of rage, jealousy, maybe a little liquor was thrown into the mix

You'd know about that, wouldn't you?

What do you need to be forgiven for, Mom? You're so deep. An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a box of wine.

Why is Cameron jealous of Desi, Mom? Is Bree Olsen jealous of you and Desi, too?

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 07:25 AM

32. Yeah. In dog years, msybe.

Only a no class loser could put the words "ghetto" and "fabulous" together and think it meant something positive. How proud your middle class folks must be.

Posted by: Dr. Wallbanger

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 08:02 AM

Its right about here on page six of this thread, that one begins to wonder if this could be part of a build up for a truly awesome scene. Like Foreman vs Ali, the taunts and jabs fly through the days and nights.

Dropping the hint about the wrestling scene with Jada Fire... Could this be leading to a no holds barred match up in the ring?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 08:04 AM

i hope you mean monica and cam and not berry?. no berry wrestling scenes please...just putting that out there.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 08:25 AM

But Lou, he's a lean, mean fighting machine:

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 09:42 AM

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You'd know about that, wouldn't you?

Why is Cameron jealous of Desi, Mom? Is Bree Olsen jealous of you and Desi, too?

Cameron is jealous of everyone - common knowledge there.

Barry why do you post online pretending to be a male when judging by your writing style you'd almost have to be a female? Also why do you follow me from forum to forum and from thread to thread and then post things I say here on the forum of which can't be mentioned?

I've had people obsessed with me before but you're out of control and it's weird - just get a webcam show from me sometime and relax. Otherwise don't insult me any further loser. I definitely won't be responding to you anymore at this point because you've shown that you're in actuality VERY mentally unstable.

What other forums have I followed you to? What other threads? More cryptic talk, but never any answers.

Cam's jealous of everyone now? I take back the junior high comment. We're talking Grade 3 or 4, Mom.

Spill all the beans, dear. Bring the house o' cards down. Name names. Of course you won't. You've built yourself up into this importasnt Desi- like figure...in your own mind. I know it must be hard for you to look in the mirror and see a whore. But you are what you are. A stupid, stupid woman who wasted the potential her parents gave her.

Feel free not to respond. It'll be just like every other time. Whores, junkies and psychos lie.

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 01:49 PM

monica thinks barry = shelley lubben

wow! check it

Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 02:25 PM

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Cam's jealous of everyone now? I take back the junior high comment. We're talking Grade 3 or 4, Mom.
.

Seriously..this gets more and more entertaining. I guess I wish I could get rubber checks for banging washed up athletes too. Or...do I wish I could be held down by the "man" because of my skin color so I'd have something to blame everything on? Or...ummm..what else does she have again?

Typical double digit IQ PW. When backed against the wall...everyone is just "jealous" of how "fabulous" they are.

Please Monica...tell me exactly what it is I'm supposed to be jealous OF? And common knowledge to WHO? You have head WHAT? Theres nothing TO hear so this ought to be good.

Or...it would be if Monica actually said anything but vague statements that she cant ever back up. "You're all just jealous of me" "I'm going to name names" "blah blah cliched blanket statement blah blah" Its getting old hon.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 04:35 PM

Monica is the one who is jealous. Deep down she resents being black and she is jealous that white women are assigned a higher dollar value. Even most black men would choose a fat less than attractive white girl over Monica. Monica knows this and its eats at the center of her ego. No matter what she does, how hard she tries or how much she lies to herself and everyone around her she knows she will always be 2nd rate or worse goods.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 04:52 PM

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Monica, as one of porn's top black models, would you consider Taryn Thomas as being 'black'?

Yea, < SNIPPER-DE-SNIP > WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't ask for all that dribble, which was full of assumptions. A simple 'yes' or 'no' would have been more than enough.

Did you already inform your family about 'the final destination' of your remains?

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 05:03 PM

Wow this Lubben/Brooke Ashley thingy is EPIC

thanks cumstains!

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 05:09 PM

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monica thinks barry = shelley lubben

wow! check it

Fucking priceless. You know, some Saturday mornings I come home from work, totally wiped out and in the pits of depression. Exhausted, crabby, pissed at myself for having no ambition. Then I read something like this and, well, I realize that I'm making a difference. I dare say I've gotten under her skin (her poor black skin that holds her down) better than I did with Desi. And with Desi, I put some effort into it. The truth can be told now that I was one of her gentleman callers on her webcast. God, remember that train wreck? Anyhoo, I was a Kiwanis member from Ohio, Illinois...somewhere in flyover country. And I wanted her to come to my club to speak about those filth merchants that were stealing our daughters innocence. All expenses paid, of course.

But this peach of a retard...wow. I can see how she would think I was Lubben. I've had such good things to say about her. But that's part of my master plan, no? I've been on here for however long, doing my little Barry gimmick that I do. Dumping on Desi. Bitching about the Admins having jellyspines because they surrender so quickly to anyone who looks at them sideways. Dumping on Lubben when the chance came up. The escapades with Coke (God I miss that poor bastard...I'm dumpin' a 40 on the ground in your memory, Homie). Challenging Ivory to a duel. Pouring out my heart on the Tucson thing. Yeah. It was all part of my grande scheme that culminated in me, Shelley Lubben, hurting Momica Foster's feelings. A fucking evil genius am I.

So, my secret is out. Your turn, Momica. Name the names or gtfo.

Fucking priceless.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 05:12 PM

Quote:

Monica is the one who is jealous. Deep down she resents being black and she is jealous that white women are assigned a higher dollar value. Even most black men would choose a fat less than attractive white girl over Monica. Monica knows this and its eats at the center of her ego. No matter what she does, how hard she tries or how much she lies to herself and everyone around her she knows she will always be 2nd rate or worse goods.

And the best part is that she's so transparent about it. That raw emotion right out there for all to see. And poke fun at.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 05:21 PM

So Monica believes that Barry the Pirate is a Shelley Lubben alt.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 05:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Cam's jealous of everyone now? I take back the junior high comment. We're talking Grade 3 or 4, Mom.
.

Seriously..this gets more and more entertaining. I guess I wish I could get rubber checks for banging washed up athletes too. Or...do I wish I could be held down by the "man" because of my skin color so I'd have something to blame everything on? Or...ummm..what else does she have again?

I dunno. She has some awful big Chuck Taylors to fill. You'd best start whining ASAP.

Posted by: IVAN_MAYERS

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/15/11 06:05 PM

Before anyone decides to respond to any more of Monica's posts, maybe they should consider the following:

"Let white men from anywhere in the world, who would come to Africa, remember that you must continually retain this status; you the master and they the inferior like children that you would help or teach. Never fraternize with them as equals. Never accept them as your social equals or they will devour you." - Albert Schweitzer

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Monica Foster is a sexy winner who kicks ass! - 01/15/11 06:48 PM

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I honestly see whites as my children

we are just like a negresse's chiddruns: we all have different dads....

Posted by: IVAN_MAYERS

Re: Monica Foster is a sexy winner who kicks ass! - 01/15/11 06:53 PM

Obama is half white as well - let's try and keep things positive.

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Monica Foster is a sexy winner who kicks ass! - 01/15/11 06:59 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I honestly see whites as my children

we are just like a negresse's chiddruns: we all have different dads....

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/16/11 06:52 AM

Quote:

Wow this Lubben/Brooke Ashley thingy is EPIC

" I heard she also talked to Bill Marigold and he was absolutely horrible and said something to the effect she deserved AIDS. If I had been there I would have stopped that abusive language toward her immediately."

I'm pretty sure Margold was talking about this.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/16/11 07:20 AM

This Slubben stuff is hilarious, but I think it deserves it's own thread, so as not to detract from Monica's meltdown:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=505487&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

Posted by: Anonymous

Monica Foster is "VERY mentally unstable." - 01/16/11 07:33 AM

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Watch Monica At Home - it's fun

So, what you're saying is, home for you is a motel room?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Monica Foster is "VERY mentally unstable." - 01/16/11 07:49 AM

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And no I don't think it's Barry who's S. Lubben here...

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There’s a certain poster who has been consistently attempting to bait me on XPT to name names. There’s consistency in the writing styles of that poster and Lubben’s writing style.

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Barry why do you post online pretending to be a male when judging by your writing style you'd almost have to be a female?

Res ipsa loquitor.

Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Monica Foster is "VERY mentally unstable." - 01/16/11 08:00 AM

Thanks, J.B. for proving the truth of the matter asserted.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be. - 01/16/11 08:10 AM

Quote:

This Slubben stuff is hilarious, but I think it deserves it's own thread, so as not to detract from Monica's meltdown:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=505487&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

I think it's pretty fucking disgusting. All too often this is the face of people who claim to be Christians. Money grubbing whores never really change ; just their m.o. !

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Monica Foster is "VERY mentally unstable." - 01/16/11 12:28 PM

Quote:

Barry definitely has fem qualities, but don't assume that's who I think Lubben is on this forum.

"Who you gonna believe: Me or your own lying eyes?"

Quote:

Transparency is on it's way.

Your thin skin is getting even thinner, huh?

Posted by: Love 80's Porn

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/16/11 07:48 PM

Have nothing better to do, so might as well voice my opinion whether anyone wants it or no

I am no Monica Foster fan (have not even watched a single scene of her, but then again I've only ever watched one Jada Fire scene), but c'mon guys. I know this is the internet where every loser hiding behind his keyboard feels like Hulk Hogan and all that, but must everyone gang up against Foster? Let her, Barry and Cameron fight it out. Why must the rest of you, instead of enjoying and clapping the show, put in your cheap shots? There's egging on and then there's ganging up. Enjoy the free show without kicking any of the contestants when they're down.

And Monica, you bring this on yourself. Your mouth is constantly writing checks your ass can't cash. Try to shut up once in a while - it'll serve you well. Must you always have the last word, and must you always put a word in? If you kick shit, some of it is bound to end up in your mouth and then you complain about the taste of shit. Get off your largely false high and mighty horse. Do you know how ridiculous it looks when two whores, who sucked and fucked strange men on camera, are arguing about who is more "successful"? Jaysus Christ, do you or Cameron even know what the definition of success is? Thwo two of you are arguing over coming first and second in the Olympics for the retarded - fuck's sake, it doesn't matter. BOTH of you are retarded at the end of the day. Or in your cases both of you are whores.

And btw, you also need to let go of your sense of entitlement. It's a fact of life that white women are considered universally attractive. Men of all races WILL watch their porn, whereas only SOME men will watch black porn because black women are not attractive for most men. How many men do you see dating black women in real life outside of black men? .For the same reason, women of ALL races WILL 99% date white men no matter how average the white guy looks. Porn runs on demand and supply just like any other industry. There's no point in complaining about it. It's the fact and shall remain so for a long time, right or wrong.
As for institutionalized racism in the US in the non porn work place (I think I've amply explained "racism" in the porn world), blacks only need to look at Asians such as the Chinese or Indians to recognize how well and truly the blacks have fucked up. No one would dispute that there's racism in corporate America, but it's the same for the chinks or Indians. Yet, look at how they've beaten all odds and come up in such a way that "whitey" Americans are mortally afraid of them in their own country. Chinks and Indians didn't ask for hand-outs or lived on a sense of grievance. They came here, struggled hard, got an education and got into the system and then beat the Americans. They didn't have any of the opportunities that blacks get in this country - affirmative action, no interest student loans and what not. Blacks did not make use of all these facilities and spent their lives complaining and whinging, while the chinks and indians worked their socks off and ended up owning corporate Americans, so much so that the ultimate free economy country (i.e. America) had to enact protectionist measures - something it always lectured the rest of the world against.
Blacks need to think about it. Grievances and sense of false entitlement will only get you so far. Whites dominate this country and will for a long time. You can either keep whinging about it or do something about it like the chinks and indians.

And look at your own dad. His resume speaks for him from what I've read about it. If he had the same sense of false entitlement, he too would have been where the majority of blacks end up - in a hate filled, always angry black world.

Jaysus, I need a drink

Posted by: Paranoid

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/16/11 10:35 PM

I've jerked it to Monica before. Sexy bitch. She could be retarded and

Hey, Monica- Don't wait until the big 40 to give up the A

Posted by: Ron Mexico

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/16/11 10:40 PM

I love spitting out some jizz while watching Monica Foster do her porno thing. She might be batshit crazy, but I don't care. I enjoy stroking my dick while I watch her doing porno.

Monica, sometimes I jizz into my sock while pretending it's you hot afro pussy. I hope that does not offend you, I just enjoy the fantasy of copulating with you and fertilizing your womb.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/17/11 10:54 AM

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The above poster is so right yet so wrong. Also so on point, yet so naive.

Wow. You're so deep. So Zen. So out of your head.

Posted by: Northrop

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/17/11 01:03 PM

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Wow. You're so deep. So Zen. So out of your head.

It's either that or the Capt. Save-a-Hoes buying webcam shows from her are giving her positive feedback for slapping those dolts at XPT around?

At least she's making money off this time-killer and not just sitting on her couch, bitching about how the mailman just leaves the mail in the box at the end of the driveway, doesn't even bother to come to the door any more...

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/17/11 05:42 PM

Fucking eurotrash ruining this thread. STFU you latent homo.

Monica you type too much.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/17/11 07:06 PM

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Wow. You're so deep. So Zen. So out of your head.

It's either that or the Capt. Save-a-Hoes buying webcam shows from her are giving her positive feedback for slapping those dolts at XPT around?

At least she's making money off this time-killer and not just sitting on her couch, bitching about how the mailman just leaves the mail in the box at the end of the driveway, doesn't even bother to come to the door any more...

Priceless. I'm completely redfaced. But more than that, someone's listening to my pathetic rants. I'll go take the shell out of my shotgun. Would it be bad form to eat the final meal?

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/17/11 11:48 PM

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I love spitting out some jizz while watching Monica Foster do her porno thing.

try making it sound less homo next time juan jeremy.but theres an army of afros way better than monica could ever hope to look.heres one for example

Posted by: Northrop

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/18/11 05:04 AM

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Priceless. I'm completely redfaced. But more than that, someone's listening to my pathetic rants.

We have to have someone to look down upon when we get frustrated with ourselves. Reminding us things aren't so bad after all, could definitely be worse... Some fat fuck who makes a habit of dressing himself up like a pirate and bitches about the mailman does this trick nicely.

Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: Monica Foster is VERY observant. - 01/18/11 05:57 AM

i love that she called him a "white son of a bitch". if she calls him honkey i will piss my pants laughing.

Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault