Gen Padova Whore Recovery

Imma let you finish but Stephanie Swift had the best fake cancer of all time.

Gia,
Please refrain from talking Gen out of expressing her inner whoredom! There are some like myself who love to watch her be degraded and degrade herself.
The thing that turns me on the most about Gen is that she is educated and indubitably knows better than to do this. She is not some inbred hick from the midwest just trying to make meth money by selling her holes.
In my opinion if Gen sees that it is time to re-ruin her life than so be it! As far as the pole dancing thing goes...Have you ever seen Gen dance? She brings the sterotype of white people not being able to dance to a whole new level. When she dances it looks like Carlton Banks with epilepsy.
I will alyays love Gen! and not just cause she ate my babies one time when I was in L.A.!!! but because she is a real whore! a whore on the inside!

Gen: "You're all amazing!"

Thanks Gen, I knew you would appreciate it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
God Bless her.

I wish you could do more scenes / dancing etcetera Gia! That would make my 2011! You never get tired of the old scenes but its exciting if there might be something new coming out

I don't think you necessarily have to psych yourself up for a big comeback scene - you could always make a quiet re-entry and just do the occasional one if it sounded good

Amazing... still keeping me alive around here.

Gen, I've told you several times that there is still a lot of love for you on XPT, but you didn't believe me. Maybe next time you'll listen to me, whore.

Whore's welcome all the time. Pussies.....not so much.

GEN!!!!

whores only listen when theyre being paid.

They still aren't listening. They are just PRETENDING to listen.



In order to get a girl to listen:

1. You have to have something interesting to say.
2. She's got to be interested in you.
3. There has to be something between her ears that catches and interprets the sounds.

I don't hear or listen on the interwebs. I see.

Do you get naked for money anymore, Padover?

No, Sir. But I'm still a good little whore.

Not even any stripping? That's sad, but good luck with the whole legit thing. Good to hear from you.

Thanks.

No stripping. Although, on the side was training some women for a little while for competitive pole acrobatics/dancing.

There could be some good money teaching pent up hausfraus to tap into their inner whores. Do you still have that smoking hot, tight little body? (please say yes)

Yes'm

Looks like you've been working out too. Nice!

That appears to be some ass you got there honey. Congrats.

Gen ... you ever rub one out to Mary Lou Retton??

Booty always was and forever will be

Not Mary but maybe that cute, young red head Shawn Johnson from Summer 2008.

I hope you waited until she was "legal" ...

Well that would be boring now wouldn't it!

Is "Uomo Grassissimo" your original username? You have a lot of posts. And shouldn't it be Grossissimo?

He used to go by Fatman.

Ah, hence Uomo Grossisimo. Retard moment.

That would be Big Man, which, with my penis size would be as accurate as the stooge named "Curly".

As the name boasts, and H2C, confirms, I'm FatMan. Decided to change from Didymus Judas Thomas [Jesus' alleged twin] during a two week stay in Sicily [which is very lovely if you've never been]. I was more partial to the Greek side over the Punic, but that's my take.

EDIT: I took to long to type and you posting in between. Thus my now out-of-context reply.

hey Padover!

Wow! I miss Gen. She was always fun.

Gen we need a current pic of your tits.....can't believe I had to ask.

Photos please.

This has been a good week, first i realized Gen is on the twitter then I see she has returned here.

Spent two weeks all over Greece and fell in love with every bit of it. I'm hoping to return there before the year is over.

Consider eastern Sicily. Taoromina. Siracusa. Catania.

When the Greeks ruled the Mediterranean, Sicily was considered "Greater Greece". It's where Odysseus battled the Cyclops. And, where Plato was imprisoned for a time.

Some of the best preserved Greek ruins are in Sicily. And, you have Mount Etna which you can see anywhere on the eastern side. It just towers over everything.

because over there your nose is of average size or because greece offers the finest fake cancer medical in the world?

That sounds great. Not only that but those in the South are more welcoming than those in the North. So I've noticed. Wouldn't mind seeing Capri though.

Gen, would you consider this scene (attachment) the forte of your porn career?

I seem to recall a scene of you fucking a troglodytic ( complement to mopes everywhere), Gallagher-like Ron Jeremy, but little else.

Apparently the jizz biz was my forte, dear Cody. Otherwise I wouldn't have lasted as long. There have been an ample amount of hairy asses involved over the years and with such a close-up screen shot it's impossible for me to decipher which one that is. Nonetheless, it's just a hole. A clean hole that I made dirty.

The people in Sicily were very welcoming. I ate lunch in someone's house outside of Savoca [where they filmed parts of Godfather I]. Two daughter and the wife of a policeman. For dessert we had oranges from their trees. I raved on them so much I was given a few to take back to the hotel.

I did visit Corleone as well [which was too built up to use for the film - plus it's not near anything like the idyllic Taormina]. I happened to visit on St. Lucia Day in December. Children gave me rice balls to eat. Rice balls are very popular on Sicily.

Like the views and sites, I preferred those from the east/Greek side which were more conical shaped and crispier.

Etna looking north about 100km from Ortygia, a island that abuts Siracusa whose vulgar ice-cream coned sanctuary of the Madonna dominates the shot.





Me atop a colorful Etna crater. The ground was crunchy. Black and pink.

i thought you'd be huge. You look more like Huskyman than Fatman...

The Conical Eastern Rice Ball of which I spoke. Bitten. Sorry.






You remember Vitelli's?






The view from there looking east.








The remnant of the Savoca city gate through which you can see the church Michael married Appolonia.

For Greek ruins, there is the Valley of the Temples in Agrigento, a UNESCO site, in the southwest with some of the best preserved Greek temples.




A proud elder olive tree keeping guard before the ruins of Hera's temple.




The path through the valley.







The well-preserved Temple of Olympean Zeus to celebrate, perhaps, the victory over Carthage in 480 BCE [or so the guide said].






A wider shot to note the profound setting.

You always excelled at salad tossing. It's good to see you back.

Nice pics. Thanks.

Thank you, Cody

Very beautiful pictures. Thank you for sharing In the North we have fish balls as opposed to rice balls granted that fish and shell fish is rather a staple. They're NOMS! Of course I made the waiter blush when I explained to him why I thought "fish balls" were funny. I did the hand gesture and all. Poor guy.

Thanks Uomo, those pictures are great!
I would love to go there someday and see all that beautiful historical shit and stuff!
I would like to know where the pictures of the hookers are?
Where do they ahng out? What is the going rate for a half & half? Ya' know,the important things when traveling abroad!

If they were around, I didn't see any.

It wasn't like when I was in Budapest when they were EVERYWHERE!

The closest I even saw to a porn shop in Sicily was a vending machine that dispensed X-rated DVDs on the outskirts of Palermo.

I can't find the pic I took of that. That likely means I have a bunch of pics I haven't even counting in my stash. Maybe I'll find it next week.

Thx, Gen.

I was there really to assist with my stepdad who is starting to come down with dementia whose family claims origin from Palermo via his paternal grandfather. My mom wanted him to see it before he deteriorates.

But, I liked the trip [and the island] much more than he. Partially because he is the only Italian I've ever known that detests seafood, which was like every other meal.


My favorite treat was the Sicilian cannolis in Palermo. They were HUGE and delicious.


I had fun trying to speak Italian with the locals [which was when I decided on the new variant of the name].

I'm with the tattman. I thought Fatty was a big fatty. In America, you're a Husky. Booo.

LOL Thanks... now I just eat Salad. The more goods in the salad, the better

looks good just needs more cheese.

How bout an ass pic? That Gia broad never comes through on recent ass pics, show us you are better than her.

It's not about who's better than who. But regardless, for you:

Ask and it shall be given.
Seek and you will find.
Knock and the door will be opened.

i like where this is going.now lets see a pic of you jamming something up that thing.

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under Heaven.

A time to download porn and a time to die.
A time to jam something up and a time to jam something down.
A time for blondes and a time for redheads.
A time for teens and a time for cougars.
A time to gag and a time to swallow.
A time for double vag and a time for double anal.
A time for gonzo and a time for features.
A time for Club Seventeen and a time for Max Hardcore.
A time for bukkake and a time for cum dodging.
A time for all girl and a time for all anal.
A time for Exploited Babysitters and a time for Exploited College Girls.
A time for Bang Bros and a time for Brazzers.
A time for VideoBox and a time for VideosZ.
A time for doggy and a time for reverse cowboy.
A time for Rapidshare and a time for NetLoad.
A time for gangbangs and a time for solo maturbation.
A time for classic 8mm and a time for HiDef.

So I saw that there is nothing better for a person than to enjoy their porn, because that is their lot.

Frankie's best post ever, and The Big Man hitting home runs that could get out of Citi Field.

And thanks Gen. Lil butt cheek before bed always make a nigga sleep nice nice.

There really should have been a bigger audience tonight.

Just curious, Gen: Do you still like to be pissed on?

Yes, Doc. I do still enjoy the playfulness that piss has to offer.

Jaysus ! Take up snakes and heal you little whore ! .....back to you.

Compare and contrast:

"Beat your plowshares into swords and your pruning hooks into spears." - Joel 3:10

"They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks." - Isaiah 2:4


VERSUS:

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on." - Mia Rose
"Better to be pissed on than pissed off." - Gen Padova

Even better to be pissed on and turned on. But anyways, as requested, what better day than hump day. Get your jerk ON while I ram in my jam and um, well... thank Frankie for this one.

has anyone welcomed back gen? i'd like to welcome back gen.


welcome back!

Figgs will trade you 3 gay Jap robot models, and his right foot for those panties.

Hey Gen, while we have you here and you are a fun active participant, I have a couple questions for you.

Did you ever have an Amazon Wishlist for fanbois?

If so, can you tell us the most expensive thing a markfan purchased for you?

Also, what was the favorite thing a fan bought you?

These items cannot have been purchased by anyone you had sex with. Closest relationship is an arm around for a pic at an expo.

Finally, if you have any whore friend that had/have wishlists and would want to answer these questions, we'll put a thread together and they can post links to the wishlists along with their answers.

woot gen! what's jrv like in real life?

Gen if I send you my wish list ........??????

nope i wouldnt trade my gundams.maybe the foot but i need that to walk to the door and get them from the ups guy.i would like to send her some old action figures that are laying around and see if she can find some interesting places to stick them and post the pics on here for us.

Damn Gen is looking fine.

:bananacream:

Never met him.



No, never created a Amazon wishlist. I've never believed anyone would really spend their hard earned money on overly-priced items that are highly unlikely to be taken care of, on a whore they don't even know.

Who does this? And why?

Good point ! ^^^^ By the way, I'm not sure how old you are or if that pic was current but your ass looked great in it.

It was taken yesterday afternoon. I'm entering my dirty thirties in August.

Ahhh most girls reach their sexual peak in their thirties. That's a bit scary huh ? :-)

maybe for you.. i'm fine with it.

Slightly scary in the most exciting of ways. Considering the intensity of pleasure experienced in smutville. It's really only become increasingly better.

I REALLY like this thread! 5 stars. The down side is now I got to go find some Gen Padova DVDs at my local porn shop.

Wow. Very nice, Gen.

I can't stop envisioning an orgasmic death by heart attack while air tight. WOO!

You missed the tongue in cheek part ! :-)

That is what Paul meant by the Rapture, no?

[whore]I could go for a brand new Camry or Lexus IS. Otherwise, meh! I don't ask for much LOL[/whore]

I've grown a great liking to this website. I think all you "Sasha 'existentialist' Grey Lovers" would love this tid-bit:
http://www.philosophybro.com/2011/04/jean-paul-sartres-being-and-nothingness.html#more

I wish there was a site like this when I was in college -- a profane Cliff Notes. Then again I wasn't studying that kind of shit in the first place.

I took 9 hours of philosophy in college. 3 of it was Existentialism with Sartre being the man ! It was all meaningless. lol

Hi, Gen! Enjoying your posts. You are too good for this board.

Hi, Tritone! Hating your posts. You are too much of a stupid fucking crybaby idiot nigger to still be alive.

I took 18 credit hours from the Philosophy department. But, 6 of those were Logic, which is really like a Math, and for me, like jerking off: fun for the moment but a waste of my time and not much of an accomplishment [I think I got one question wrong on test in both classes].

IIRC, I took intro, Ethics and Medicine, Theories on the Nature of Man and Phenomenology. I liked the last two. Both have left profound effects upon me.

Probably the philosopher I came upon in college that influenced me most was Nietzsche. Partially because I had independently come to some of the same questions and possible conclusions. I also liked his style. But, I didn't know that I, like he, was also mentally ill. Still, no matter the influence, I spend too much of my time "being a fly swatter".

My first encounter with Existentialism was actually in high school. We read Sartre, Camus and Dostoevsky. At the time, I didn't like any of them. I came to like Dostoevsky later in life. My dad had all of Kafka. So, I read some of that, too.

The person that was VERY fashionable among my young collegians was Ayn Rand, Fountainhead, etc., NOT the Existentialists that so mesmerize SashaMutt. I never could get into either myself.

Nope she would just ask him not to kill her !

Her death would probably look like a Jackson Pollock.

....with a Picasso stick figure inserted !

Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion argue the crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's "The Road to Freedom":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KmnZSnqIs

Things in life don't really have to be so complex and complicated.

The 'Attica, Attica' scene is from Dog Day Afternoon.

Too many fanbois heating up this thread.
Time to cool things down!!

Unless that's pee, Gen is NOT pleased.

Why waste piss on her gunt and thigh? Save it for her mouf.

BI was aiming for her mouth.



He can only angle up so high. And, at some point stacked phone books become unstable.

That's Fucking Right:
Jen is a fucking slut- let's teach all women how to do this!
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ub...ame=padova2.jpg

OK here is ! and 3

In this case, to accumulate such a vast amount of human bodily excrement there would have to be more than just a line of fanbois contributing. Therefore leaving such a thing to the imagination is the way to go. Good times on the Gyroscope. I was their first. Such a good lil guinea pig

Sorry, Gen...need more new pics. Cos...y'know. Damn.

BUMP for more pictures of that smokin body

I'm a fan of Sharpies sticking out of the butt. One of my favorite poses when I run across an amateur stash.

Blurry, but it's something for now...

That is one fine looking little ass! Thanks Gen!

Don't know much about Gen, but after seeing her pictures and the fact that she is hanging out with the XPT gang makes her quite a gal in my book.
I also would like to see some additional fresh pictures.

I've always felt so.

I've always been a leg and ass man. That's why I've always been a Gen fan.

I give credit where credit is due, Gen does have a smokin body, but is it really good enough to overcome the Dustin Hoffman tootsie face?

That is why God invented doggy style.

I don't know...in some pics not so bad, others...

Either way that is one really great bod. I'd hit it, and more than once....

Turn on computer. Gen on the water wheel. Reminds me of the movie Flawless with elements of District 9 worked in. damn her. did anyone really believe that michael caine - a janitor - could really convince Demi Moore to steal, ready for this, DIAMONDS. what an ass.

the problem with so-called "bondage" you see around is they always try to show things in ultradramatic terms. it's bad parody. circus noise is all it is. some old guy with white hair and a ponytail tying a hundred knots real tight for three hours because he's the Master of Darkness. might as well call himself michael caine for all the good it does, total bullshit.

no, the real bondage happens in the darkest corners and you don't even know about it. the mormon june cleaver thing next door with dolleyes that kisses the kids goodnight and retires into a small cardboard box to play hostage or whatever and she loves it in there. also, biker gangs. and michael moore. how many sunday nights last month had Moore driven the lazy cart to the refrigerator, trying to calm his anxiety & anger over our spontaneous Bin Laden joy with a Reuben extra sauerkraut?

such an oldthink concept anyway.

a padova thread on page one of general porn talk, it's 2006 all over again

With you posting the time warp is confirmed.

No shit. Did someone divide by zero and I missed it? Or did those chucklefucks at the LHC finally tear open a whole in space-time?

I completely understand where you're getting at, although let me just say... those water towers shooting at my crotch were aiming with major force. There was some sharp pain involved in that. I'm not thrilled to admit pain but there definitely was some pain in that. With a sensitive crotch let alone a clit that makes me near demonic should it be touched in ways other than tenderly... it certainly was bondage in a modernistic way so to speak.

Thanks Gen! You just gave me a boner.

My pleasure

Excuse the delay. Although here's my lady lumps and locks, taken today. For what it's worth. Hope your eye-holes enjoy.

Gen, you are one hot assed little spinner.

Brava! Brava! Encore! Encore!

i like it.now up the ante and stick multiple sharpies in there.gens sharpie challenge 2011:how many can she jam up that thing?

I demand 8+ sticks of multi-colored licorice. Like your ass grew an alien flower.

Aw shit babe, you da best. Ida liked to see the clam view, but I understand how a ho can't give it all a way right off the bat.

Now can you vacuum seal that sharpie and send it you me?

*piew piew*

Is that some type of commitmemt ring on your finger ?

How bout a gif or clip of you firing off some rounds topless, so we can see them lil titties jigglin around?

My itty bits don't jiggle. They're too small and rather firm!



Yes'm it is.

DANG!

Photo Caption Contest!!

My entry:
I said I would NEVER work with you Brandon, Now back the fuck up and get to stepping!!!!

OK, how about this. A short clip of you nakid, firing off a few rounds, with a sharpie sticking out of your ass and your ring giver dicking you (if applicable).

Not even fpsrussia could top that.

Quite the needy, long winded request there! Might I cut out my butthole for you as a souvenir too?

Damn, I was gonna call dibs on the exhaust, if you were gonna get parted out. What do you need for the hood and mud flaps?

ROFL so wrong!!! I can't stop laughing you sick fugger.

I probably owe you a couple more laughs for the sharpie pic.

Got any pics with your motorcycle?

No such thing.

A while ago in the Latest Purchase thread:



So, I guessed wrong.

Long winded OK, but needy...no.

Would the butthole come FdEx or USPS? FedEx tanning it might still be an option. USPS I'm afraid it will have deteriorated to the point freezing it would be my only choice. Then when friends come over I have to go all the way to the kitchen to show them Gen Padova's asshole.

I guess I could have added timing belt to that even though I had about 6,000 miles left before it was due for a diaper change. Poopy!

Hey Gen, I think you are super sexy. I was reading the interview you did with RogReviews... and at that time you had slept with 56 porn guys, 1 non-porn guy..and your first. So a total of 58 guys.. I don't know how old that interview is...but any idea what that number is now? Not judging here.. but turned on..

Did you take a wrong turn at ADT and find this place by mistake ? ^

That interview is more than just several years old I'm sure. In fact, all of them are at this point. Outdated info is a waste of time. While I don't have the exact number with me as it's packed away, but it's not that much higher than 56 porn guys. There's only so many men in the industry and after several years doing it, you end up working a lot with the same guys multiple times. Personal life is a total of four, all of which we're relationships. Fourth one I'm currently with.

Judge or not, it doesn't matter. What matters is that I know I'M the judge of myself... the one who decides whether your judgements are valid enough to affect me.

Gen,
Thanks for getting back to me so quickly. Only 4 guys in your personal life... you know without porn you would practically be a virgin! ;-)
He is a pretty lucky guy... as you seem to be very cool..and very level headed, unlike many of the sorry cracked out and misguided girls that get into this business. Or become that way because of this business. For that.... and the genuineness of your scenes... I remain a fan.

Translation: "Gen, I've been stalking you your entire career, and your relationships and who you fuck are my business."

This the ugly broad with the illness? Hey , whoa, she reminds me of my wife, no, hey, max?

lol

Holy shit, I get back from a three week vacation and all I get is an unoriginal comedian. How sad you couldn't do better. BOO to you!

Gen is ugly...

Take any pics of your butthole while on vacation?

What you hoping she did a tour of the Sharpie factory while on vacation?

They do that?? I heard the Crayola tour is cool, but its more for the crayons.

You are a genius! The possibilities are endless.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors

I pick 8,51,70 and 101 for a photo shoot of Gens packed pooper.

Idiot savant at best, but thanks. Really I'm just trying to get a peak at her stink hole.

My pooper is pooped. Need to adjust back to the time difference as far as both being pooped and my pooper's pooping schedule. I can think of plenty of other lovely poopers out there. Let's not obsess over mine. I still love you guys.

If you need a pooper massage let me know. :-)

If I was obsessed over it, I'd go over to Freeones and find a pic of it. I'm just having fun for the benefit of the spectators.

This is a picture of Padova puking in Gag Factor 11. Fuck with her here, not in the sacrosanct LUNCH thread.



Personally, I like her a lot. Petite, smart, dirty, and sticking around here.

Chuckle of a story behind this. I had arrived to my call time... ON TIME. Waited patiently for the two other scenes to film and finish. In the mean time, I decided to eat a snack to hold me over so I'm not starving during my scene. Well, I ate some really chunky granola.

The scene that was suppose to film before mine got cancelled because a stereotypical whore decided to FLAKE. Shocking! I know. Good ole Jim Powers hollars my name, "LITTLE GEN!!! Are you ready?"
Me, "Uhhh yes. I just ate granola if that's okay with you. What about the other scene?"
Jim, "She's probably coming down from the pipe... Let's go! We'll fuck the granola out of you!"
LOL YAYYYYY!!!

So, as you can see... soon after starting, Mr. Big Dick Scotty plunged it out of me. I didn't mind but didn't want poor Rio to have to taste it. I think she still did. HCL goes a long way. Bwahahahaha

It's been a hectic month but nonetheless here's what I've managed to come up with right away to semi-fulfill your request. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.

My new favorite whore. Thanks Gen. You and your candy canes may make me give up Sharpies.

Merry Christmas, Whore!

Just took a second look. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

I don't know why but I just got a hankering for some candy canes. Gen wish you all the best for the holiday season and thanks for being such a great sport. Awesome ass too ftw.

Fucking A, man.

Bwahahahahahahah Gen's anus tastes like peppermint ! I can't quit grinning from ear to ear.

My little bunger tingled of peppermint for a short while! (I would have kept the plastic on but it was too abrasive)

that was great gen...thanks.

I hope your dude took care of that and licked it clean.

Gen pretty much earned herself a free pass on XPT in perpetuity for fulfilling those requests.

God Bless Gen Padova ! :-)

I tell you the truth, after all the shit she done' on video, I'm surprised those little candy canes didn't keep falling out during the shoot. Your holes seemed to have held up well Gen, congrats on that.

merry christmas gen.the pics definitely make the season even better.

For Easter, you think you could pack your bunger with jelly beans, then deposit them into an over sized wine glass?

In those days, I thought I felt like a virgin fucking the forearms of the jizzy biz each and every time but these days regardless how much sex I have with his thick cock, I feel closed up like a nun. It's quite nice.

The bunger doesn't get attention and honestly I'm okay with that. So it was difficult to relax and wedge that itty bitty candy cane in especially not having lube. Determination gets you somewhere at least.

P.S. Jerkules, I swear it has something to do with not always shooting sex scenes everyday or every other day. Pacing makes a huge difference in so many aspects.

this,and put some peeps in your pussy.

No unwrapped sugar for my hoohah. It's not worth the yeast infucktion.

Aw, too bad, Peeps was a good call Figgs. We need to find a less educated whore for Easter.

Recovery time for the holes, makes sense.

I'll think of something unless you can by then. I'm sure we can figure something out

You could do the jelly bean thing, then maybe squirt a plastic or wooden egg out of your pussy. Start practicing now with ping pong balls. Or maybe a lil stuffed bunny.

There is always those clear tubes of candy with the bunny head lid.

Another good one. Man I can't wait for the 4th of July!

Great idea, Fiend!!! Thank you! Should I wear bunny ears? LOL

That ain't no comedian. It's a Smelly Monkey alt.

God bless us every one. And especially you, Tiny Gen. If anyone deserves an xpt full of new fanbois, it's you.

Did my thread get spammed? ROFL!!!

You musta been hittin the peach wine again. :;

ROFL!! Peach wine?! Wow, good times. I haven't had that since then!!!

You got threadjacked by some jig...

Good for you Gen, I enjoyed those pics. Not necessarily erotically, but that you are still just nutty enough to take and post them.

Now why hasn't JRV slithered into this thread or has he locked himself into his bathroom with a 5 gallon bucket of lotion?

According to what Jig has written in the past, JRV prolly too busy cousin fucking to bother. He only prairie dogs when someone mentions the hiv.

Hey Gen, I was loooking through Freeones, saw this pic and a question came to me. What goes through a whores head during a forced orgasm? All you women supposedly get super sensitive afte the first, when a vibe is still on full blast and you get no breather, what is the thought process? How long is it until the "too much" switches to "Oh Shit here I go again"? Or is it all smoke and mirrors and whores lie?

Gen for Easter how about you paint your cheeks like Easter Eggs and insert Shelly Lubben's prayer staff in your ass?

@Borny good to see you! Hope you're well JRV doesn't need to show presence to know what's going on I'm sure. He's got god-like super powers. LOL Shelley Lubben would be better off worshiping him than some imaginary bearded man :-O

@Jigaloo, you're a sick man but I love the idea. I may consider!

@Jerky, I can not speak for others but myself. It's much easier to endure a forced orgasm that I can not wiggle out of than to force it upon myself after I've already came a few times.

Automatically my mind goes into a different place... I wouldn't know how to describe it other than perhaps something similar to what would be considered survival mode. Hence the hyperventilation and the tremors. Often times passing out ensues if you don't scream out your 'SAFE' word in time.

It also helps to get through it and take it as a pleasure when you succumb to it and take it like a good lil whore. How you perceive a situation and choose to take action on it makes a world of a difference as well. Had I not been accepting, I'm sure I wouldn't have gone a lil crazy.

BUT, I love that shit. It's a sexual challenge. It has allowed me to get an idea of what my limits are. These experiences are some of the wetter times I've ever been. The hot wax is a fun distraction that also equals in pleasure.

Inbreeding causes god-like super powers?

I'm not sure where the inbreeding came from... is it something like this?

Went down and had Christmas dinner with my brothers and their kids tonight. Part of my Christmas haul consisted of a popcorn cannister with a candy cane taped to the lid. Wanna make a guess what the first image that flashed through my mind when I saw that candy cane was?

Gen has given us a new reason for the season.

May I suggest a Pez dispenser up the pooper. I don't know why, but I think that would be a hoot.

@the unknown.... I haven't the slightest idea but I'm sure it wasn't even remotely close to PG.



Although the question is... what/who's face on the pez dispenser would be popping out of my butt hole?

Check out the cat lady. Or whore.

That cat looks stoned.

Yikes, almost ten years ago. Loved working for Marco Palotti and his lil gray guy.

Cat looks like Coco Loco.

But what's different now, ten years after the pic?

Be more specific with your question.

Why yikes?

Hi Gen. You seem like a cool cat (pardon the pun), but my owner Bree Olson is basically leaving me to die in the Indiana cold. Is there any chance I could hop a freight car out to L.A. and stay with you a while? I swear I'm hella-house-trained and would be a very loving companion. I know you might not want me forever, but just give me a chance in L.A., and I know good things will happen to both of us.

She looks better 10 years after if that's what you're looking for PD. She can give you the reasons.

^^^^ What BDM said

It's exceedingly rare for a whore to look better post-porn than she did during her porn career. Genergizer has beaten the odds and is in good company with Gina Jerkins. Well done, both of you!

I'd have guessed that a constant diet of slerp and lack of food for anal 24/7 gets to a whore somehow. In contrast to healthy food which she seems to like. In the cat pics somewhere, maybe not in the ones I posted, it looks as if her nose broke at one point in her life. There might be farm community entrepreneurs with a strong pimp hand, too.

That's one adorable kitten. I'd take her in anytime she needs a home. I have lots of loves to share for lil furry babies





There's old content out there, like that for example... obviously I just don't look healthy. Which I wasn't, it sucks. I wish I was capable of looking healthier for those who watched me. And I also wish that companies didn't try using their wannabe make-up artist to try to make me look of age that only made me look like a transvestite to say the least.

I did break my nose back in junior high school. Although I can not justify spending thousands of dollars to help mask any insecurity than to just accept what I look like and what I am.

I'm fortunate enough that I have an amazing 'fan-base'; many of which have been around since before my porno days back when I was your everyday internet amateur girl next door running a Yahoo! Group and a small website. And because it's been far more than consistent since then, why change something that apparently has worked so far. I'd hate to disappoint just to gain others who like a plastic version of me. :-/



PD, there's not a whole lot of anal under my belt. With a combination of anal and DP, there's really only a handful. I tried to be an anal queen and see if it was something I truly would end up liking but that didn't work out. Starving myself was one thing that never worked to my advantage. Food is survival.



I've learned a lot over the years on how to take care of my health and body the proper way. While my dietary habits of the past weren't nearly as bad as most, it obviously wasn't doing me any good. Now I've got a decent handle on it. You may be able to manipulate what genetics gave you on the outside but you certainly can't do so much on the inside other than nourish your body with what works best for you. I'm still a work in progress. It's been a heck of a life already

Sorry for the long post but it felt necessary.

Batch processing is fine. Wrong call on the anal Olympic contestant then. Keep the info flowing, see it as an online confessional of a rather secular nature.

It's not like it's all hidden information LOL

The shit I do on the side that seems to fill a bored, depraved side of many hooman beans out there!

MyStickPorn

Don't talk with your mouth full !

Yesh I dids!

Thank you And I wish nothing but happiness and good times for Gia. I hope he turns out to be the one

Gen-
In your opinion, and based on your experience in the industry, when porn stars "retire" upon announcing their engagements, do you find that the reason for them putting the brakes on fucking on camera to usually be:

a) the guy makes it a requirement for the engagement
b) the star wants a clean start in life and it's her idea to stop
c) the man assumes or is expected to assume all financial demands in the relationship and the star no longer needs to bring home money?
d) a combination of the above
e) something not listed here

Have you seen some of the white trash these whores marry? I could picture the chatter at the wedding shower. "OOOh she's so lucky. He has 3 pitbulls and an F-250. I wish I could find a man like that."

Jerky... I have seen some but they're only posted here on XPT. Othwerise, no. Quite frankly I don't pay much attention, I've never been in the mix with the industry with my private life, it has always been kept separate.

I'm well aware that most talent in the biz don't make good decisions from the very start and often times pan out years ahead. Although I like to be optimistic and only hope that a lot of them that do make mistakes in the beginning at least learn something enough to make better decisions for themselves in the now and future.

My previous comment was directed at Mr. Velvet, and was pretty much rhetorical. Thank you for the answer though.

Oh boy. That's not easy to answer. I think this is gonna be a little long.

Well, I can't speak on my behalf because I wasn't engaged when I was still doing movies and it wasn't a result as to why I stopped working for other companies but my own website. But from what I have heard and have seen over the years, (while I can be completely wrong) it SEEMS as though the main motivation for the girl to quit porn is more for the other half and not herself.

I'm not sure if a ultimatum is given but perhaps the girl automatically sees what is right in the situation and voluntarily chooses to stop performing. Thinking it's the right thing to do.

When you stop or start doing something for someone else other than yourself, it leads you in a direction of all sorts but happiness.

I'd have to say a combination of D and E. I'm a firm believer that every persons situation is unique to the other but with how many relationships fail regularly especially in our country and society, it seems that it fails right when you give up what you want or do for another. It's not a healthy start.

I think that if a girl would easily say that she would still be doing porno if she wasn't engaged, then quitting for the relationship isn't really going to fulfill the hole of what you gave up on for someone else. You should quit when you want to and are ready to; for whatever your reasons they may be.

You will get and gain more respect from others making independent decisions in life rather than making sacrifices for another. You will also find someone and attract someone who loves and connects with you regardless of your past more successfully if you show the confidence in the choices you made in life and show you're always learning; not stuck in a valley that can't get past her lessons.

A sacrifice upon sacrifice shows hardly much of oneself. I see it as lack of self confidence, lack of self respect and lack of big adult capabilities in general. (In my opinion there's a difference between being selfless and making sacrifices for another)

But it's still not a retirement. It's just leaving or quitting. I see retirement as something more set in stone even permanent because you can financially do so. Which is not the case for anyone who leaves the industry as a performer.

Your point actually plays a part in my curiosity. Do these guys that you describe talk the girls out of porn when the relationship gets "serious."

Thank you Gen for your insight.
I'm sure everyone's situation is different in at least some respect. i was just wondering if there was a pattern or even some unwritten rules about porn star relationships.

it seems that way sometimes,or theyll tell the girl to limit what they do on film like what happened with isis taylor when she only did girl/girl.odd part was that she was still available for privates.

All that change and still avail. for privates? Sounds shady doesn't it? My guess is she did privates secretly and just claimed someone else was pretending to be her and that she really wasn't hooking. To supplement the income she lost from performing. Yikes!

that brings us right back to the flop:whores lie.

What I think about the day! Hurpaderp!

How's your tasty tasty doing?

Hurpaderp indeed! Thanks for always be so thoughtful and kind.

Watch out! Never trust a lil pygmy sticking out her tongue with a AR-15 in her hands.

I hear all the guns you use are black. I'm still trying to get over that. At least this one shoots away from you.

Bigger the blacker the better?

WTF? Are you trying to summon Tritone into this thread?

I've been out of the loop for so many years, I'm not even sure I know who Tritone is anymore.

Tritone changed his name to Amberraynefan.

I could be wrong... but this looks like Gen... amazing body she has...

I see where you're coming from, but there's no celtic knot tattoo and Gen has had that for her entire career, I think.

The tattoos look different, but the one in the recent pic is much larger, so it could be a cover up/re do.

Gen care to weigh in on this..the pic I posted clearly has the same shape and nose you do.. I am saying it is you.. and very cool.

I hope Gen will forgive me for posting this, but it's a photo of her from her site. Circa 2000, before she got into porn. The thing you pointed to in your photo looks like the strap of the shoe, not an ankle tattoo. Look at the other ankle for comparison.

Also odd in the Bong pic... is clearly a wedding and engagement ring on the left ring finger... odd.. but dammit it looks like Gen...

I think that is Padover. I seem to remember her saying she wasn't really smoking green. This is all from my poor memory though. If you need to know for sure PM jrv, the absent mod in this forum, he knows every single scene she ever did.

it's definitely gen...look at that nose with the tight little body. the tattoo is smaller because she weighed less when the pic was taken. based on the size of her legs and the definition around her knees and ankles she'd gained some weight in the following pics. not a shot at you gen... just sayin.

The photo I posted predates pretty much anything else ever taken of her; she posted it on her site, and it's before she got into porn. I really don't think the girl hitting the bong has an ankle tattoo. That's the strap of her shoe, same as on the ankle in the back.

Her shoes are white, that is a black band around her ankle the arrow is pointing at on her right leg, same leg as the candy cane pic.

I don't know Gen's bio. Does this sound like her: http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-girls/70695-420-girl-tyler.html

Gen is closer to 4'8 than 5'8, so I'll say no, it aint her. Very close though. 31, A-cup, Web Mistress.....

No, that's not me. I've never been into the idea of smoking pot and have never tried it. And I would never be up to pretend just to be on a site like that either. Also the girls legs are more slender, her knees are more boney than mine. I have stubby toned legs Lasty, the girls tat is skinny, mines thicker. Sorry guys.

How is the site doing?

You have to admit Gen.... on first glance... that is you! The nose..the sexy slender body.. yeah the tat was a bit thin.. but in the same place.. it doesn't add up. You have a doppleganger... you must destroy her before she destroys you.

Doppleganger too baked to destroy anything besides an order of chili cheese fries.

I maintain it's not a tattoo, it's just the strap of the shoe in shadow.

What Jerky said!!!

I don't really agree on the doppleganger but probably because I know what I look like on a daily basis better than anyone else that's never met me LOL. I don't have leathery looking skin and I don't have forehead wrinkles. Her nose is smaller, mine is longer and more angular. I have knee fat that I don't mind. And my hips are wider

Website is doing fucking awesome! Working on more updates at the moment. More girls should be taking charge of their site and doing something with it.

Well you could have fooled me... who is that girl then?
Anyway, always a fan of you Gen...because no one, and I mean no one squirms like you do when you are truly turned on and having an orgasm. You truly seemed to enjoy your "work" if you want to call it that. And you have a tight ass sexy little body to boot!! I totally support your new site and your new life... it is refreshing to see someone actually have a porn career and not blame the world for making them do it!! But actually have enjoyed letting their spirit run wild. I think we all wish we could have done it at one point or another.

Damn! Thanks 2Savage. It really helps to hear these kinds of words. It's encouraging and motivating to keep going. It's hard to do things and stay motivated to make it this long if you don't like it.

http://www.420girls.com/420/forums/420-girl-interviews/83-tyler-420-girl-month.html

I didn't feel like enrolling to see the nude pics of this girl... but doesn't look as much like Gen in this second pic. But the similarities are crazy. Same professional background and age. I guess seeing this girls full pics would be interesting.. Anyway... funny there is a site and a book of nude chicks smoking weed. That is just beautiful. Not really my thing except on a rare occasion... but I think it should be legalized.

maybe shes a fan of gen and jewed the tatoo idea.

OK. Definetly not Padover. Found some uploads of Tyler

Thanks have2cit... now that we got that cleared up... I wonder what kind of holidy festive and patriotic 4th of July pic Gen can come up with for our viewing pleasure? Something with the flag would be nice..

I guess you gotta go with the flag. I don't know if she's tough enough for bottle rockets, and we sure as shit aren't going to be able to come up with the scratch it would take.

Yikes!!! She has major crows feet I don't ever wanna get those! Ugh.

Much love and respect to Gen Padova for doing an amazing interview
on Velvet Radio. Check it out starting monday September 3 at
http://velvetxxx.com

Hey Gen, how about depositing candy corn into an oversized wine glass for Halloween? Or would a candy corn enema be too much for you?

I can't believe I missed it, . The only interesting part of padova's life is that 15 minutes between having a shower when she gets home until the eyes close and she goes to sleep, when she reflects on the moments her life went astray, a montage of max pissing in her mouth, fucking disgusting fat men with pungent body odor, then the slow stream of tears that roll down her cheeks and onto her dated 80's pillow case.

The show is still up. You can hear it here

youll have to excuse the monkey,he was being sarcastic.

He's also suffering from dementia it seems. Sadly I never got to taste Max's urine. Maybe in another life time.

Shoot those Atkins zombies right out of the yard.

Now I know he has grease traps to clean.

Delusional people with unrealistic ideologies and expectations created in their lonely minds. Yes, it's a sad world but you are what you make of it. Good luck to you, sir.

I'm sorry my request was deemed an "unrealistic expectation". I didn't mean to offend. How about titties painted like Jack O' Lanterns? Sexy witch "riding" a broomstick?

I wasn't talking about you, Jerky. Didn't see your post until now. I love your creativity.

I figured that was the case. Thank you for the compliment.

Hm. The zombie stuff did not fire up the last two or three times. If delusional and so forth for that, whatever.

Qotd. Fuck yeahs

PipeD... I should have specified. That was towards my secret lover, MonkeyFace.

You can thank those type of people for the greatest books, songs, movies and most any form of entertainment throughout history, well that and mind altering drugs, but both seem to go hand in hand.

There are very few people in the world that are present in reality, and I can promise that none of those people are on this board, that includes you my dear.



I don't believe that. I tend to believe most people are good, this is a very grim from you Gen, I thought all the new age shit you do these days would give you a sunnier outlook.

Ha, yeah. She lives on berries and twigs, but no longer makes a living on berries and twigs.

Ohhhh MonkeyFace, don't be so serious and sensitive. Everything will be okay. Just take two of these and call me in the morning

I wasn't being serious. Look Gen, it was just a funny comment coming from someone who has half a dozen cats, posts pictures of themselves getting high naked and sets up sites using a pseudonym they made a huge effort to distance themselves from 7-8 years ago. That doesn't sound anything like someone who might be lonely and or delusional.

You're always naked and there's nothing wrong with taking care of cats. Everyone knows you have a heart... even if it's in your butthole. It's okay I still love you.

Can we get the Gen from YA30 back, please?

What does that mean?

I don't think Yappy Asseaters made it to 30 volumes, so I'll guess Young & Anal #30?


Google confirms.

Meant to say that was a hot performance - and the Jerkules research is right on the money.

whos the fine specimen of an older broad holding her head?

Be warned Frankie, once you see you can't unsee. Dana Hayes

i dont want to unsee.


grannies need fun too.

Frankie, which would ya go for first w/ that crusty old bag, Titty Fucking or Gum Job?

gum job,then its tittie time.

you could also steal her wig and try to dyke out with your ex-therapist. that might be fun.

Now that I am in my mid-50s women like Dana Hayes are starting to seem fuckable. Dana's face is pretty haggard but her body is acceptable. She ain't no Nina Hartley but beggars can't be choosers. BTW is Dana Hayes still in porn valley? Seem to recall reading here a few years ago that her and her dogs were facing eviction.

She gives up the butt too.



"Come here Frankie."

and lou thanks for that.

no problem frank. I know you two are destined to hook up and when you do it's going to sound like a chimp fight with some rosie perez thrown in.

i was being sarcastic lou.i think the fact that she bought and wore those vibrating panties just to use during one of my appointments shows she wanted it but didnt have the balls to go for it.

Fucking Dana Hayes. She's a good skank. I have tons of Naughty America stuff of hers. Did she ever get that rich husband/ trick?

Nope, she's on Humaniplex available for roses.

how many roses?if one was so inclined.

I bet not many. Frankie...you get pics, OK? At least one of her holding a Hi, barry" sign. And maybe send me her granny's or a pube.

how many roses though?i dont think id donate more than 200.probably less actually.

20 min...80
30 min...120
60 min...190
90 min...275
120 min..325
Orange County, CA

I bet she'd be more fuckin' stoked about this bullshit that a bunch of "roses".

To everything there is a season, I guess, and though still a raunchy milf, Dana's season may be about to turn. Her humaniplex site blog is crazy - catfights with other "providers," car and housing issues. Yet, she soldiers on, plugging away. She's the 1985 Honda Civic of the porn/hobbyist scene - looks bad but still gets you to the grocery store and back. I haven't seen a recent picture of her.

I think Marley Mason had a recent scene with her. She'd know the score.

BTW Barry, I would plug Dana, too. She needs to find that rich sugar daddy ... soon.

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from her Facebook profile
http://www.facebook.com/dana.hayes.5661

Dana Hayes
January 11, 2010
This is a cry for help. If anyone will help me please call me 8188065593. this is serious so please no pranks . I am in great need of help and no where to turn. There must be someone out there who will help me and my dog ! Please this is all i can think of to do now,I have tried as hard as i can but i am out of ideas ,please help me Dana Hayes
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Alone too long always alone no body should always be alone 20 years alone alone alone it never changes i sit here alone every day every night alone i done i vannot be alone any more too hard so sad sad sad , no way to change it by myself i just am able to after all the years i am still alone, do not know how to fix it .
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Hello Friends would love to respond to all your messages but i just never have anything to say, i am a person who is a hermit very loely so i do not get to talk much except to my dog . wish i could be cheerful and respond but i am becoming more and more a silent person.. too alone for to long it is really a problkem for me,Dana Hayes
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DANA HAYES NEEDS YOUR HELP PLEASE...I AM IN TERRIBLE PAIN I DO NOT MAKE ANY MONEY FROM THE WEB
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND THE PAIN AND I HAVE NO WORK AND LIVE IN A MOTEL ROOM THAT I CANNOT AFFORD . I NEED HELP BUT HAVE NO ONE. tHE PAIN IS SO TERRIBLE IT IS UNBEARABLE. mY TEETH ARE GOING TO COST 5000 TO PULL OUT AND GET A TEMP. PLATE.i DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO .i HAVE NO ONE TO HELP ME.iF SOMEONE KNOWS OF A WAY TO HELP PLEASE EMAIL ME. i CANNOT TAKE THE PAIN MUCH LONGER. iT IS NJUST MY DOG AND ME AND WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE FOOD.i PRAY I WILL NOT HAVE TO END MY LIFE LIKE THIS BUT WHAT CAN I DO? tHIS IS TRUE I SWEAR , lOVE DANA HAYES

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I do not have any friends, i have asked but no help came so i need a good person to care for my dog Lucky he is the best, Someone must help him! I cannot anymore. DH

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please help me i am sick and no money and i am in motel 6 in van nuys ca and i must leave here soon as no money will someone please help me and my dog 8188065593

thanks.link to her page though?i looked and couldnt find the search button.

Hermit, dog, pain - there's someone out there for her. She just can't afford the bus ride. Tough shit.

There's nothing about that post of hers that's not pathetic.


I'd probably fuck her though.

They're a few collected posts but you get the picture.

Oh wait, she posted her phone number too? What a dumb whore.

That's her hookup line - used to set up dates. It's on her site, too:
http://www.danahayesxxx.com/contact/

.
you mean thats NOT Bea Arthur ?!!?
.

I doubt it. Her "escort" website reeks of whore. If I were rich I would be looking to fuck a MUCH younger whore than Dana Hayes.

That's true, tho. ^^^I know an old cunt like that I give the stones to every so often that thinks she's going to find her a rich old guy to marry her and take care of her. Been waiting about 20+ years. She's a hot old whore, but she's just that. 6 marriages under her belt...an old rich guy who has lived any kind of life will see nothing but hectoring drama in that future. But she's convinced her old prince will come. It doesn't change the fact that she has this spot in her pussy that hits my enormous 18" cockhead just right. But she's nothing more than old whore.

Dana, same way. Something about her. The desperation in her eyes, maybe. If she was within driving range, at a decent CL hooker price, I'd be there in a heartbeat.

I need to check her blog out. I love CL hooker publicly aired drama.

thanks for the link but i like her humaniplex rates better.link to them?

http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/luvinlioness

thank you based god.

Dana isn't merely a cougar. She is a Lioness. Not willing to pay a "fanboi premium" though. Pretty and young Baltimore street whores cost a fraction of what Dana would charge.

We talkin colored or white bitches when we talkin Baltimore street whore? Cracky/Smacky bitches or just po' white trash? Car dates or take em to a motel? I love hooker stories.

Can you guys rename this thread to "Dana Hayes Whore Recovery" ? That would be lovely. I'm just thankful I wasn't asked to actually work with her sexually in the scene. She was fun nonetheless, she was wasted. Good times.

We have no mods around to move posts and keep threads on track.

Have you planned this years Holiday themed shoot yet? If the stuffed reindeer thing is too over the top for you, how about a menorah insertion, to pander to the jew members of your site. Possibly a dreidel DP?

At minimum, a hole in the sheet shot.

Gen had a stroke

Best wishes, girl.

Best wishes to Gen. Has she posted here recently?

I didn't click on the link at first because I figured it was just something involving handjobs. Get better Gen.

I first thought it would be a link to the efukt clip of her having an orgasm.

Before I put the video from Tom's link up, I checcked the lil hottie"s twitter. I was happy to see her dr prescrbed hamburgers.

At least her hubby got emergency leave to be with her.

I hope you have a speedy recovery Gen. The internet wouldnt be the same without you sharing yer lil butt with us from time to time.

Vast majority of whores where I cruise are white. I am not crazy enough to cruise in Da Hood. No car dates. No dates with obvious junkies although I have no illusions I am not desperate enough to date someone who is clearly strung-out.

Damnit I'm in tears over here. Bless Gens heart in the good way.

Yeah this is a bummer and I wish the best for her.

If you had any interaction with Gen outside this board #1: you'd know she's a great person and #2 you'd wonder why she ever did porn to begin with.

Gen I hope your recovery goes swiftly and completely.

That's a pity.
According to a second-hand layman's account, some expletives are stored in a different part of the brain and can be uttered without difficulty while general speech is either impaired or gone.
I wish the best recovery possible.

That's a damn shame! I'm hoping for a full recovery.

you have to love her sense of humor. get better quick gen...

From what I've gathered from talking to Gen outside the board, she did porn because she enjoyed it. Your comment seems mysogonistic like 'she's such a great person, she shouldn't have done porn.' Sorry dude, but human brings are more complex than good girl/bad girl. Shocking, but Gen has always had a variety of interests and sophisticated smarts. And wanted to do porn. Or oh, I forgot, only Sasha Grey has the monopoly on cracking open a book and cracking open her mouth on the pop shot.

Speedy recovery, Gen. You're surrounded by husbiffle, friends, and your animals all giving you warmth and support. And good on you for making your video to educate others in your situation.

First Frankie Muniz and now Gen. What is this world coming to?

trippy would be the thread title from 2010.

i'm surprised notlukeisback hasn't covered this yet.
she must've been busy waxing her girlfriends back.

Speedy recovery, indeed.

Right is right. Our resident Dorothy Parker (Ms. Jordan) is spot on when she posts that we ought to respect the fact that Gen Padova enjoyed her chosen vocation. Any internet doctors around who wish to opine on her chances for full recovery?

Thanks for the love and wishes. I'm still striving to feel well rested as I've never felt this tired before and frustrated but I'm progressing. Husbiffle has had me eat McDonalds one day. I don't remember the last time I had that. It did me dirty :-/ But made up for it with a Angus burger with goat cheese, onion, roasted peppers. Also had prime rib for the second time in my life. It was yummy. My first experience wasn't. Last night I ate jagerschnitzel with spaetzel. (Don't know how to spell that) I dropped to 90lbs and trying to put some weight back on with this food. So far all it does is make me shit but can only stomach one meal a day. I'm trying.

I found out that my aunt had the same stroke, grandma twice and mom I know once. Both sides of the family. If it wasn't for Husbiffle I likely wouldn't have insurance. So far I have only had to pay $33 for all of this. Its hard to not get emotional over that. Need to stay calm

Love you guys. I will try to post progress.

I posted a picture on my members blog in bed with my kitten. Its not a healthy picture but if you wanna post it Jerkules, you can.

We can hold off till you have some fresh healthy pics.

When you start to get emotional about the insurance, redirect your thoughts to all the sleazy shit you want to do to hubby to show your appreciation.

Thanks for posting, Gen. All of the best to you and our thoughts and prayers are with you.

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What ivor said. Take care.

Agreed.

I don't post Gen's and my bidness from off the board and she's been cool enough to do the same. It's nothing nefarious, just friendly chat off and on for almost 8 years now.

I've found her to be nothing but kind, generous and concerned with others well-being that entire time.

Get well Padover- no one deserved this less.

Edit: We actually should be more worried about JRV's well-being...has anyone heard how he's taking this news?

What happened to JRV?

He fell for Gen Padova in 2004.

Hard.

he's not the "iffles"?.

Now you're just trolling Gen...trying to get her to post more and dispel that rumor! That's some tough love, Lou.

what don't kill ya makes you more strong.

Nobody should be worried about his well-being. Let him kill himself so any organs that are functioning can help people.

I got 12 hrs of sleep the other night finally and it was good sleep. Last night not as long but good. I hope it continues because it does make a difference for me. Speech has improved. Seemed like Friday I went two steps backwards but yesterday was a good day. Husbiffle had me talking a lot more than usual. Hopefully today is the same. Who would have ever thought talking felt like running.

Guys please take care of yourselves and get yearly blood work done. Low cholesterol or not it can happen anytime and from other health circumstances. This is the most daunting thing I've had to fester with and have to keep my calm at the same time.

JRV is doing well. No surprise there we keep in touch as I do at times on here.

What she said. I know lots of people in great shape on the outside who had them. We're far from perfectly designed creatures.

I haven't been to a Dr in 3 years, and haven't had blood work done in my life. I think I'm gonna try to hold out till I'm 40.

I don't know how close you are to 40 Jerkules but go ahead and get it done if it won't cost you too much. It will give you a baseline if nothing else. If you're in real good shape on this report you can put it off beyond 40.

I'm not looking forward to 50 when I'm supposed to take a finger thereafter.

I just had a full panel done and all they told me was to take 2000 units of vitamin D. Strange that that's the result as I get a lot of sun and am generally considered olive complected.

Anyway, Gen, they still haven't sent me my numbers. It has something to do with the blood being sent to California for analysis and it being a non-approved (by my insurer) Lab. So they won't release the shit until the insurance company pays but they did call and tell me what to do.

Bornyo is at that age when they stick a camera up your ass and look for polyps and other sea creatures that glow in the dark. I bet fuckstick enjoys that.

Thank you for your sterling contribution.

That saved my life.

It's an important thing to get done. No joke.

That's too bad.

@meat Dude, complete honesty time here. Born is younger than me, I think. Chuck and Gia are older than me, I'm pretty sure. Making fun of age is really immature. Believe me, and any of the other over 40s here, you'll be here before you know it. 28, I think you said? Yeah, we were all pretty bulletproof then. It's not like making fun of a fat guy. Getting older is the nature of the beast. Certain "embarassing" medical tests come yearly with it. No matter how cool you might be at 28, in 12 years you're getting bloodwork. That fact that you're not there now is nothing more than an accident of birth. You'll get there, way quicker than you think. It just is. There's no avoiding it. Short of dying first. Then you'd miss the dance, yes? All due respect. I'm just trying to help.

Sorry, Gia. Don't want the twins to make you start skimming stuff.

I'm 58 . Yesterday I was 21. I still think the same mostly. My body disagrees violently. Get the finger and the camera B. It may keep you around longer.

I asked my Doc about it. He's about my age and a pretty cool guy. He said "I'll stick my finger in your butt if you want, but I advise you to do like me and wait til you're 50." So Im following his advice.

I got the finger before and after my hernia surgery. The second time my ex was in the room. She thought it would be hilarious after all the times I licked her bum. She was wrong. It grossed her more than it did me.

Bornyo, I just got the same results, everything came in perfect within the boundaries except Vitamin D, I am now taking green jelly capsules 1x a week. *Shrugs* who knew I was lacking?
But I get a full panel every 6 months, just for my own sanity.

I posted this on my social profiles:

"Despite my silence and slow activity on here for the last month due to the hemorrhagic stroke with asphasia and spasticity it hasn't really stopped me with being able to get updates on my website for you. You will find something on my site updated about every other day for a while. And lately I've put up some naughty holiday content from various years; many that you've probably never seen before.

One that is very special is my Virginal Mrs. Claus gallery taken back in 1999 at 18 years old only by 4 months Long before I had a boyfriend and long before my first kiss. At this time I was just starting to post pictures on my Yahoo! Group back in the day. A friend of mine didn't think I had the guts to let him take pictures for me so I went out and bought a outfit and did it. He wasn't a good photographer but the pictures were good enough and certainly fit that "amateur" look that I've always held onto over the years. I hope you enjoy the exclusive blasts from the pasts. Here's a sneak peek for you."

Thank Jerky for this, he was my motivation to share this on the board since I do owe some raunchy holiday photos that will have to wait to a later date.

It's official. I cyber love you !!!!

Good job, Tiny Whore. If I could, I'd pet yer head and give ya a semi stiff spank on yer ass. Happy holiday and a healthy New Year to you and yours.

Some simian, who won't be named here, will bitch from their grease pit about all this, and that's gotta be satisfying. A Happy and Healthy to you and yours, Gen.

Buon' natale alla belladonna Signorina Padova. Gen's Christmas gift has me all Verklempt. Thanks for continuing to post here Gen and wishing you a full and speedy recovery.

Gen, do you have trouble putting the sentences together in your head or is it just the actual speaking you have some trouble with?

My thoughts are generally fine but can't get the words out quick enough to keep up. Sometimes I say a word and I don't think its right so I say it again. Most times it still doesn't sound right and need someone to reassure me its right or not. There are times I cant think of the right word to use and oddly a word that has nothing to do with what I mean is a word I want to use but I catch myself before saying it since it takes me more time to speak. It puts the whole think before you speak in perspective. If I'm anything but relaxed or get slightly worked up then my thoughts will freeze and I feel trapped but even though it feels like forever I think it lasts a few seconds.

Some memory is affected. I don't remember any conversations I had the day if happened go until a few days after. I apparently drove myself to the doctor the second day and I don't remember. Luckily its only 3min down one road. Other memory issues is I'll forget completely what I was saying and even what the topic is out of nowhere. It feels like someone pushed my delete button or something. Its a empty lost feeling and very hard to not dwell on it. Lastly, I do things like this often lately today for example:

I walked down stairs three different times i think wihtin 20min with the ikntention to turn the light off in the great room. Each time I went down I ended up doimg something else I can't remember what. Then I go back upstairs, minutes later realizing I need to turn the light off. So I go back down and repeat. By the fourth time I got it but I kept saying in my head over and over 'turn the light off' so I wouldn't forget. The odd part is I don't realize I forget when I get back upstairs. Its like I thought I already took care of it and then realized I didn't. Its weird.

The first four days I had a hard time typing, didn't try writing. I'm better typing, almost perfect but I'm slower than my 70-80 wpm. Getting better though.

(Took me 22 min to type this)

You should get a throw away phone and charge your site's members to speak with Tard Gen. "Once in a lifetime experience. I'm getting better everyday, so CALL NOW!"

Hubby is around, so how is the speech when yer gettin fucked.

Short term memory loss w/o having to share drugs is my kinda lady. Later I may fap to the new old stock X-Mas pic, thinking of doing shit to you that you won't remember in the morning. All you'll be thinking is "Egg nog makes my butt hurt and jaw sore. Leaves a bad after taste too. Hmmm, my butt hurts, I must need a new office chair. Why is my jaw sore, I must be grinding my teeth. I have nothing to do today, I'm going to brush my teeth, then have some egg nog."

Stroke Recovery Funny: I was concerned about the water being too cold when I went to brush my teeth this morning. So I blew on the tooth brush as if I was about to eat piping hot food.

Posts are making it through Gen. System is locking up on redirecting to the thread after submitting.

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Coulda been worse. You coulda been this poor girl, and forgot what hole a tooth brush is used in.

Bootylicious.

I've found the cause of the error 500. This place had a stroke. lol

Weird, I only clicked once and then walked away and forgot about it. I can't delete the extra posts now. Meh.

hehehe who knew they were contagious. Hope you're feeling ok !

As the late Henry Hill once allegedly said to the even later Tommy Two Gun DeSimeone; "you're a funny guy..."

Merry Christman to the Generizer and all other XPTers. To the Padover in particular, Buon' natal e buona salut.

Buon Natale anche a te. Sara solo me e mei gatti. Va tutto bene. mangiare bene, bere per me.

I will probably test out my white chocolate Chantilly cream today. No knives involved but pain is bad this morning so maybe not even that eventful.

Bene bene grazie belladonna. Sono solo como se dice tambien en il linguaggio italiano? Tutto va bene, io mangiere bene. Bene saluti per tu e un buono anno nuovo.

"anche" is also or too.

basically spanish^

Extremely close. When mispronounced it really sounds more like Spanish. Lol

Me parece que Paco es hispanablante, si?

https://verifiedcall.com/profiles/GenPadova

I can't remember if I saw this before my suggestion, but fun idea none the less.

speaka spanish?

You know it's an idea and it's crossed my mind to turn it on and let callers call me but I'm concerned about wasting time which equals their money because I can't talk fast enough. I'd hate for someone to get pissed off over that and file a complaint. Knowing my luck these days, that's what would happen.

Who is going to call you? Your fans and site members. They all know what is going on.

When ever you are having trouble spitting a word out, just put the phone near your snatch and start finger banging it, so they get the boot stuck in mud sound. Chances are Phone Call Fanbois won't be able to last 5minutes anyway.

LOL!

My ex cunt did phone sex in the 90s. A lot of the guys just called to talk.

That is my experience with Verified Call. I'm not much of a phone sex kind of person. Good conversation seems to be much more fulfilling than jerking off over the phone with no visual. You can get that from cam shows.

MORE STROKE FUNNIES:

My body has been feeling very stiff these days from the lounging around lately. Sure it wasn't smart to get up last night to make orange scones. I figured because its quick and easy it wouldn't affect me so much with minimal moving around required. Well, I created my own chaos. I added a stick of butter to the flour. I thought it was suppose to be 8 tbsp. One stick of butter is not 8 tbsp. I'm not sure where I got 1 stick or 8 tbsp. from. It was suppose to be 5 tbsp. And I went fishing for the extra chunks of butter in the flour to save the scones. It was a success saving the scones plus much more confusion and work than I had planned. It rewarded me with pain. Mind you, the actual process and experience wasn't as smooth going as I described it.

This morning in the shower I tried to exfoliate my face with my Clarisonic brush but I had my razor in my hand. Now I have a two inch, thin cut across the side of my forehead. And then after my shower I couldn't find my deodorant. When I went to go throw away my q-tips I noticed it in the trash can as I looked down. I must have thrown it away the other day thinking it was my q-tips. And FYI, my deodorant is pretty new. No added pain as a result of this mornings adventure but I got a fun cut from it.

Did you slip the blade back to the ref, after the juice job?

Should have just passed it off that you are now a cutter. Would have increased the boner factor.

I'm not that interesting and helpless but I credit the fur babies to any cut scars I may have from when they were tiny playful kittens.

Gen's just scared to admit she got some fist discipline.

No fisting (haha) but my evil grandma on my Mom's side of the family had a way with her words. I'd imagine a young, Mary would suit well in Guttermouths or something.

So for all the fan boys and secret closet fan boys, I finally have a mailbox for you to send sweet love letters, soiled napkins and even death threats

Gen Padova
1289 Northfield Dr. Ste. 1
Box 128
Clarksville, TN 37040

Monkees fan, huh.

Whore addresses are against policy, but since this is a self post, I guess it can stand.

I hope no one signs you up for NAMBLA.

It's nowhere super close to home. It's a P.O. Box so it's okay. I'm not worried. :-P

Until a extra-rabid fanboi stakes out the place and follows you home after getting your mail.

Challenge accepted. Although the PO Box forwards mail. I'm made of win.

You gonna have JRV hiding out in yer hamper, tryin to get some sniffables.

I can't see anyone investing that much time in stalking Padova.

unless you'd like to try breathing through new holes in your head and chest the recent purchase thread suggests that wouldn't be a good idea.

Had that happen when the ex was selling vids through swingers mags. The guy that ran it was a friend and knew what we were doing. He gave the guy a long winded "I just forward the mail" explanation.

My generizer stalking campaign is over before it started.

The electric outlet ruins it for me.

Clam looks nice, would have liked some Sunday Starfish.

Nice.

I don't know that I've ever seen a women that looks so hot in one
set of pics and so average in another. Looking at these two, and I guess this may sound stupid, but it seems to be the hair. That first pic hot, second not so much.

That said that body is top notch.

Wow, Gen. takes care of herself. That red hair is deadly.

those pics are great.

This is probably the most bizarre and awkward thing I've ever heard as far as someone criticizing me.

I'm assuming you have spent too much time diving into the super airbrushed, contoured, plasticized textured look (to the point a girl is unrecognizable in person) that you've lost touch with reality of what real females actually look like. Minor born with flaws are not accepted as a persons individualistic characteristic that sets one apart from the rest, instead is expressed to be anything along the lines of repulsive.

Shit like this makes me that much more grateful for the members of my website who aren't so delusional and lost from reality. I think I'll stick to spending all my time there than here. You people are beyond the concept of weird.

Have fun begging Gia to show her tits :-D

There you have it, Blue. You've managed to make someone you enjoyed on this board, Gen, leave.

I don't blame Gen. Why listen to delusional nit-picky assholes here who probably have to pay to get laid--yet love to criticize normal girls as being "unworthy" somehow. At least Gen has people on her website that actually pay (a very nominal fee) to see her ass in all its glory. Gen is realistic about her looks and her body. Knows the fans there appreciate her natural sexiness and her down to earth candor. She shoots strait but also knows how to produce some incredibly sexy pics. She may have hit the 30's... but she could easily pass for early 20's. With no need for any "work" or fakery. To me those little flaws on any woman is what also makes her unique in her own way and adds to her sexiness. I also appreciate what kind of shape Gen (and Gia for that matter) keep themselves in. It takes work to look that good.
No wonder Gia refuses to show her tits---with the bunch here why put up with that kind of scrutiny to a bunch of ingrates who have exactly ZERO to offer her. But I will say this about Gia...of the latest pics I have seen of her---she looks hotter now than ever.

Would the revelation that you never WILL have sex with this woman do anything to relieve any unease your ambivalence might likely induce on reflection of such a prospect??

Who, us? No way.

A dude complaining about how a whore's hair is hanging from pic to pic in the same set of photos is possibly the most innocuous comment to run a broad off this site.

Anyone save the pics? I enjoyed staring at the second one and thinking about her squatting over me as I licked her holes.

Come back soon, Gen.

P.S. If you win Underrated Performer at the Fanny awards, can I accept the award for you? Let me know so I can write an acceptance speech.

Yes, Jerky you can just make sure you get someone to record your speech so I can see it. Thanks!

If anyone...anyone...else played the "I'm butthurt and am not coming back" card you people and I would be on them like panzer on a tranny.

That said, she's right. I've said the same things myself a few times. No one is perfect, mostly because "perfect" is subjective. Gen runs a business and throws some freebies in this direction because she wanted to...not because people were hassling her they do Gia. She puts herself out there, as exposed as a person can be. She's always respectful and seldom gets into the muck that goes on here. All things considered, she's probably about the most decent person on here. You can call me a White Knight or whatever, but you know I'm right.

I think we can all agree we go to far sometimes, but that's what this forum's about. Gen knew that the way we all do. But like I said, she puts herself out here like none of the rest of us does. And one never knows what words might hurt us...until we hear those words.

Done lecturing. Fuck niggerthugrapists.

OK. I'll have to tell the guy when I register. I'll probably wear a mask on stage, or some huge sunglasses.

I may get swarmed by security after my opening line, "Gen Padova has always been a special whore. Whether it was Khan Tusion trying to degrade her or she was a spinning enema cannon, she always went the extra mile for her fans, and that mile was usually made out of black cock......."

Good gawd all I really said is I think she looks better with her hair one way rather than another. Somebody having a bad day.



Who said I can't have sex with her? I have a gag, some ether, rope, cuffs, and I know her general location.

what barry said. gen participates here and has for a long long time. she's not here selling. i realize it's far from xpt standards to not kick your own personal version of the truth but don't be cunts to the longstanding regulars we have that truly share.



most likely. you even threw in a compliment about her body.
shit happens...

What I meant by what I said is not that I won't ever post here again. I think you guys are just so used to hearing that more often than not from girls. But to paint it clearer, I have no interest in sharing on here and would rather utilize that time on my website than to deal with the nit-picking and ungrateful.

Think about this... next time you complain about your wife or girlfriend ever nit-picking remind yourself of when you did the same thing. And maybe give her some slack or don't be a hypocrite.

My only issue was with the electrical outlet.

Honestly Fiend... I agree. It's almost impossible to avoid them in a household. I edited most of them out of the photo set except for the few that were partially showing from behind (too much photoshop work involved than I'm willing to spend time on).

In future situations I'm trying to be more mindful to make sure they're directly behind me or not in frame. It's not easy being the photographer and the "model".

I try to find blank walls or place myself in front of outlets then have the camera directly in front of me for self-portraits. I think Ceara Lynch does, too.

Yawn. And sad, really.

I made a general observation and apparently hurt Gen's feelings. Sorry.


I really don't care if you think I'm sad. Your a fucking tool, and you prove that almost every time you post here.

I've got a wife who knows I post here and is like "whatever", and brings home six digits, making my life a lot easier. I've raised two kids who've went out into the world and made something of themselves. Whats your claim to fame, being DP'ed by two prison inmates.....

Cute meltdown. And rape threat jokes to Gen...that's the sure fire way to encourage chicks to stick around here.

Hahaha, you seem extremely perturbed.

Why not drink some chai, go for a walk, breathe in some of that fresh air in your gated community.

Ordinarily I pay extra for the finger so I'm looking forward to it.

If I wasn't so goddamn lazy, I'd post this in QOTD.

It is the thought that counts man. Thank you.

I'm late as usual and didn't get to see the pics.

Send me a private one on fb Gen. lol

Same ones she posted on Twitter, Backy.

Alas, my fellow cretins, our tiny whore was not victorious. Ash Hollywood won the award. She and Bonnie Rotten, winner of Biggest Freak, sent in acceptance videos. Shame because my 3 minutes would have been better than entire set by the chick comic who hosted.

Belle Knox won Newbie. Alexis Texas won best ass. Riley Steele won BJ queen. Lexi Belle won Most Valuable Vagina, the name of their Performer of the Year.

Non white performer of the year and the fact that Treach was arrested are fare for the Tritone thread tomorrow or Monday.

Doesn't it seem strange that there is a category, even in the porn awards, for "non-white performer of the year"? Pussy is all pink on the inside.

Tiny whore aint lyin. Jezebel loons are running the show. Shoulda never let them bitches out of the kitchen.

Oh, and is she single now or just pandering to fanbois?

Pretty sure she's single

Know her rates? She give an XPT discount?

No escorting as far as I know. She has her own website and sells homemade jewelry. Very busy online. If she escorts I want to know. I'd pay for some naked cuddles.

I saw her get interviewed by the minion recently on the dog fart YouTube and she says some dumb shit about how her sex drive is ramping up in her 30s and she needs to fuck on film to release it.

Jeezus, how old is that clip?

My apologies. I mixed this up with the Gia Paloma thread.