Posted by: Colonel Klink
Wonder If She Does Windows?
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/17/10 11:28 PM
Quote:
At least the former Vivid Girl has a tricked out ride.
Guess Life After Porn Did Not Go As Planned
What was her Vivid name?
Posted by: Vice Admiral
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 12:28 AM
Texas cleaning lady Kim Patton used to be porn star Ashlyn Gere.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 12:39 AM
She's 43 years old.
Time, the greatest enemy of whores.
Time, the greatest enemy of whores.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 01:01 AM
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Texas cleaning lady Kim Patton used to be porn star Ashlyn Gere.
Are you sure? According to IMDB.com and realnameof.com Ashlyn's name is Kimberly Ashlyn McKamy.
Didn't Vivid have some other chick who was from Texas?
Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 03:04 AM
Besides the name do you have any reason to believe this is Gere? Kim Patton isn't exactly a rare name.
Posted by: Vice Admiral
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 03:41 AM
No, Kim Patton is not an uncommon name. But there are a number of collateral factors which point to Ashlyn Gere. The co-owner of the Midland, Texas Molly Maid cleaning franchise with Kim Patton is her husband Marshall Patton.
Kimberly Patton/Ashlyn Gere appeared on the short-lived FOX sci-fi series Space: Above and Beyond. So we know that one of Ashlyn's names is Kim Patton. She was known to have been married to Marshall Patton, whose nom de porn was Layne Parker, and to have been working somewhere in Texas as a realtor.
Property transactions have more or less evaporated, have they not? A lot of realtors and mortgage brokers are now reinventing themselves. Raylene, for one, is back to sucking and fucking because of the real estate crash.
The name, location, association with Marshall Patton, and former profession point to this Kim Patton being one and the same as Ashlyn Gere.
Kimberly Patton/Ashlyn Gere appeared on the short-lived FOX sci-fi series Space: Above and Beyond. So we know that one of Ashlyn's names is Kim Patton. She was known to have been married to Marshall Patton, whose nom de porn was Layne Parker, and to have been working somewhere in Texas as a realtor.
Property transactions have more or less evaporated, have they not? A lot of realtors and mortgage brokers are now reinventing themselves. Raylene, for one, is back to sucking and fucking because of the real estate crash.
The name, location, association with Marshall Patton, and former profession point to this Kim Patton being one and the same as Ashlyn Gere.
Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 04:04 AM
Thanks Admiral, you also managed a post without mentioning doing coke or fucking whores!
Posted by: Vice Admiral
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 04:18 AM
Oops. An oversight, I assure you. Sorry about that.
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 06:06 AM
I read a book a few years ago named "Skin City" and it stated that Ashlyn Gere was living in Vegas.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 07:06 AM
Someone should fly her to Brooklyn and have her do Panzer's pad.
Posted by: artwilliams
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 07:18 AM
Memories ...
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 07:19 AM
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Someone should fly her to Brooklyn and have her do Panzer's pad.
Could you imagine all the back hair jamming up the roller on the vacuum?
Posted by: artwilliams
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 07:40 AM
Posted by: artwilliams
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 07:42 AM
Last one ...
Posted by: superloads
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 10:59 AM
It's hard to tell is this is her in this pic. There is a resemblance.
Posted by: artwilliams
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 11:25 AM
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No, Kim Patton is not an uncommon name. But there are a number of collateral factors which point to Ashlyn Gere. The co-owner of the Midland, Texas Molly Maid cleaning franchise with Kim Patton is her husband Marshall Patton.
Kimberly Patton/Ashlyn Gere appeared on the short-lived FOX sci-fi series Space: Above and Beyond. So we know that one of Ashlyn's names is Kim Patton. She was known to have been married to Marshall Patton, whose nom de porn was Layne Parker, and to have been working somewhere in Texas as a realtor.
Property transactions have more or less evaporated, have they not? A lot of realtors and mortgage brokers are now reinventing themselves. Raylene, for one, is back to sucking and fucking because of the real estate crash.
The name, location, association with Marshall Patton, and former profession point to this Kim Patton being one and the same as Ashlyn Gere.
This person believes the same thing:
The Rosco Papers
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 01:23 PM
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She's 43 years old.
Time, the greatest enemy of whores.
I've seen her birth year given as 1959 so she just might be AARP eligible.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 04:13 PM
She used Kimberly Ashlyn Gere on X files. I freaked when I saw her unexpectedly on there. She went homicidal on Fox and had to be put down. Great episode ! 
Posted by: turningblue
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 02/18/10 04:29 PM
She had a blog on her official website before it went offline years ago and on it she mentioned moving to Texas.
Posted by: Ritchy
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/05/13 04:03 PM
How people can change!! One of the hottest girls in porn Ashlyn Gere!!
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/05/13 04:07 PM
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/05/13 06:08 PM
Originally Posted By: artwilliams
Memories ...
nice!
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/06/13 01:23 AM
I met her in 1994 or 1995 and talked to her for about 15 minutes. She had a great body and a good personality, but she wouldn't stop talking long enough to take a breath. She was either hyperactive, coked up or both.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/06/13 06:19 AM
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/06/13 11:12 AM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
I met her in 1994 or 1995 and talked to her for about 15 minutes. She had a great body and a good personality, but she wouldn't stop talking long enough to take a breath. She was either hyperactive, coked up or both.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/09/13 06:12 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
I met her in 1994 or 1995 and talked to her for about 15 minutes. She had a great body and a good personality, but she wouldn't stop talking long enough to take a breath. She was either hyperactive, coked up or both.
Repeat after me:
You should never take a whore home unless 1. you have taken all your cash, gold and negotiable instruments to the bank, put them in a safe deposit box and swallowed the key, 2. you have staple-gunned all furniture to the floor, 3. you have hidden all the kitchen prep knives, leaving only dull table knives and butter knives, 4. you have a rubber made by Michelin, 5. you have arrangements to soak in a hot tub filled with crushed Valtrex, penicillin and medical shampoo designed to kill scabies.
In fact, repeat it one more time.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/09/13 08:41 PM
If you don't have a crawl space, there is no reason to bring a whore home.
Posted by: drained
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/10/13 06:54 AM
That's cold and not very deep. No effort.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/10/13 07:26 AM
Ashlyn was very kind to me in Extremely Yours, Ashlyn Gere. For a moment, I did feel she was extremely mine.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/10/13 07:42 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
If you don't have a crawl space, there is no reason to bring a whore home.
Originally Posted By: PulpeD
That's cold and not very deep.
Crawlspaces usually are.
Posted by: drained
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/10/13 07:55 PM
Cold. Deep.
Frozen.
Conservative.
Frozen.
Conservative.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/11/13 12:31 AM
Bait. Noticed.
Not taken.
Fey.
Not taken.
Fey.
Posted by: Ritchy
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/12/15 08:06 PM
Posted by: christianxxx
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/13/15 09:30 AM
that's a crazy photo!
Posted by: Fiend2
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/13/15 09:29 PM
You sure Molly Maid isn't a front for escorts? You pay the service for the cleaning fee and then negotiate with the "maid" for extra services. Some of the maids might even be legit. Its a good cover. Operate in plain site and the neighbors don't ask questions about the maid service visiting the single neighbor's apartment every week, sometimes twice. Works for married dudes too. If the chick leaves looking disheveled well the bathroom was a nightmare to clean. The chick has a respectable job cover for her friends and family while earning cum dumpster cash under the table. So she might have to actually scrub a floor or two.
Posted by: Buddyhead
Re: Wonder If She Does Windows? - 04/24/15 09:29 PM
I think poor Ashlyn became somewhat desperate in the last few years of her career. How else can this be explained? I don't think early 90s Ashlyn Gere would have let herself be filmed looking like this. That hair?! That deep fried skin tone?! Those wrinkled tired eyes?! She has that soured old skanky bar lady look. 
