Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you?

Posted by: †††

Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 02:04 PM

Sofia Staks
Age: 51 - Height: 5' 7" - Weight: 115 lbs - Measurements: 40Huge-26-35 - Hardcore: Yes





Posted by: charin

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 02:10 PM

She's a bit younger than me, but yeah.
Posted by: TheBillyvassi

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 02:19 PM

very little disturbs me of late .

i dont know why this fuck troll did it. kudos dirtbags.

someone wanna alert homeland security al qaeda might use this broads left tit as a dirty bomb
*gag*
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 02:41 PM

Quote:

She's a bit younger than me, but yeah.




Fucken frightening... The fact that this guy used to drink just conjures up horrific nightmare type images of the shit he would hit on the bottle. Impressive Chuck.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 03:36 PM

her eybrows were put on with a Sharpie, her right implant looks infected and the skin in her crack has a brownish tinged fungus from not wiping
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 03:36 PM

Heh I suppose there's no need for me to answer !
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 06:35 PM

Looks like a drugged out mess. You can put up with that if she was young and hot, this one aint. Pass.
Posted by: charin

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 07:59 PM

Quote:

Quote:

She's a bit younger than me, but yeah.




Fucken frightening... The fact that this guy used to drink just conjures up horrific nightmare type images of the shit he would hit on the bottle. Impressive Chuck.




<XPT CLICKY>
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 08:22 PM

her right boob is going to explode
Posted by: †††

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 08:32 PM

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Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/14/10 08:41 PM

she could be angelina valentine's mom. um, happy valentine's day?
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/15/10 02:12 AM

Nope, I'd rather do Lily.


Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/16/10 04:07 AM

I think she's pretty and for her age, her skin is remarkable. So, you know what...TEAM SOFIA STAKS!! Aside from the unfortunate boobs, look at her, look at her bone structure and she's naturally long and lean. Perfect legs. So what...just get her some new tits. The other thing I'd do is lose the nose ring and get Radiesse (Juvaderm is a waste of time. I know from experience) in her lips. After a certain age, your lips thin out and lining them to look bigger is very aging. I'd go a shade lighter on the hair and long side swept bangs to soften her look. And shave the cooch. Not sure if those brows are permanent ink. I hope not. But bottom line, I APPROVE. Fuck the haters.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/16/10 04:11 AM

OMG I JUST GOOGLED HER AND SHE IS RAW VEGAN!!!!

THIS JUICE LOOKS YUM! Ahhhhh, no wonder she looks so young. RAW VEGAN = LOVE. The only thing is, juicers suck for clean up. Get a Vita-Mix blender and it's not oxidizing like a regular blender.

Decorator's derail: I hate kitchen cabinets that don't go all the way up to the ceiling.

And don't forget to roll the kale off the stem. Hold it up and roll the kale off the stem with your hand. Stems taste yucky and never blend all the way anyway. All other greens, stems are fine.
Posted by: Bishop

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/16/10 04:24 AM

Yeah but that right titty.... That fucker is unstable
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/16/10 04:27 AM

Blah, blah. Just get new +2s. Not that big of a deal.
Posted by: Bishop

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/16/10 04:46 AM

Gia? That breast is stretched beyond it's tensile capacity.It is in danger of failure! Whoever rolled her out like that needs to face a review board That titty is see-thru!
The change in cabin pressure on a descending flight would set that thing off like a meth lab.
Posted by: Amadago

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/16/10 02:55 PM

Even with the major reconstructive surgery that woman is pretty nasty (IMO of course).

Too skinny, carpet doesn't match the drapes, the carpet is shag and since it looks like it's really salt and pepper it needs to be shaved, and lastly and most important she has some hygiene issues.

I'm not picky, I'll fuck most anything regardless of looks, but I draw the line at women that don't take care of themselves.
Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/17/10 01:54 AM

That is a really bad boob job, otherwise she's okay for an older lady.

Posted by: Colonel Klink

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/17/10 06:06 PM

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Sofia Staks
Age: 51 - Height: 5' 7" - Weight: 115 lbs - Measurements: 40Huge-26-35 - Hardcore: Yes










Yes definitely but another pubic region in need fo deforestation. Also could use some attention to her hair maybe some highlights or blond streaks, as it looks like she had her hair done by Earl Scheib.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/17/10 09:04 PM

I'd cut about 12" off her hair and color it a more natural dark brown. Some things, no matter how young you look, make you look older. I should have my own porn star make-over show.

And ladies, never get permanent makeup (tatted brows, etc). They age badly. They never settle right when your face changes due to aging.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/17/10 09:11 PM

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I should have my own porn star make-over show.







Along with diet tips and lifestyle modifications!!

Posted by: Bishop

Re: Sofia Staks (51 years) - would you? - 02/17/10 09:11 PM

titty go BOOM!!!