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Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 02:43 AM
I thought it was Little Hercules, all grown up. Sort of.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 02:56 AM
it's hard to look cool whrn you're 5'1. i bet he gets laughed at in clubs.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 03:36 AM
Didn't they build a (little) town somewhere that's populated with only midgets? He could wear that outfit from the first pic and go there on Halloween and pretend he's the Terminator. It might be good for his self esteem. Maybe even get a (little) bit of midget pussy?
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 12:31 PM
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Didn't they build a (little) town somewhere that's populated with only midgets? He could wear that outfit from the first pic and go there on Halloween and pretend he's the Terminator. It might be good for his self esteem. Maybe even get a (little) bit of midget pussy?
yep...in China if I remember correctly
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 12:34 PM
If I could do a re-make of Terminator with that dude and a bunch of Chinese midgets, I'd make millions! Or at least I'd make myself laugh a lot.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 01:26 PM
See ya next week...
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 01:33 PM
damm that dude look like a creep. the porno dude looks fucked up as well.
i hope china make a city with nothing but real fat, old, ugly, white trash. cameron keys will be the poster child for this new community.
i hope china make a city with nothing but real fat, old, ugly, white trash. cameron keys will be the poster child for this new community.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 01:36 PM
Posted by: Sammura33
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 05:06 PM
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 05:40 PM
Oh My god!!! Just STOP with the fucking midgets already 
Fucking sneaky, creepy, back stabbing, work-stealing bastards!!!
Why do they keep popping up around here every few months?
Fucking cockroaches..
Fucking sneaky, creepy, back stabbing, work-stealing bastards!!!
Why do they keep popping up around here every few months?
Fucking cockroaches..
Posted by: XPT RIP
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 05:43 PM
but he makes up for his height in fashion sense.
Posted by: wannacorndog
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 06:57 PM
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Oh My god!!! Just STOP with the fucking midgets already
Fucking sneaky, creepy, back stabbing, work-stealing bastards!!!
Why do they keep popping up around here every few months?
Fucking cockroaches..
Midgets are cool, it is the clowns you have to watch out for.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 07:45 PM
Cokey said:
Bullshit. I don't always looks cool but that has NEVER EVER happened to me @ a club. (I'm barely 5'1 on a good day although my ID says 5'2.) How tall are you, Kojak?
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it's hard to look cool whrn you're 5'1. i bet he gets laughed at in clubs.
Bullshit. I don't always looks cool but that has NEVER EVER happened to me @ a club. (I'm barely 5'1 on a good day although my ID says 5'2.) How tall are you, Kojak?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 07:56 PM
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it's hard to look cool whrn you're 5'1. i bet he gets laughed at in clubs.
Bullshit. I don't always looks cool but that has NEVER EVER happened to me @ a club. (I'm barely 5'1 on a good day although my ID says 5'2.) How tall are you, Kojak?
I'm 6'0. A woman's height doesn't matter, as long as she's hot. Not so with men. Men don't really respect short guys as equals. On a subconscious level, you always know they're weak. Likewise, how many attractive women would settle for a shorty? Never happens unless the dude is rich, and in that case it's a fake relationship.
If I saw a mini-me roll into club dressed like wittle Alex and trying to pose himself as ubercool, I'm sure I'd laugh at him. Especially if I've got a few drinks in me.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 08:07 PM
Yeah, I've only liked guys over 6'0. IMO Ryan Seacrest is super hot, (I hear he's tiny) I'd still think he was hot if he were a poor guy. Not poor, but ya know...
I think a woman's height matters because it determines how our weight is distributed. So even if we weigh very little, we still look like fucking cows. And weight is obviously very important when it comes d00ds thinking chicks are hot.
I think a woman's height matters because it determines how our weight is distributed. So even if we weigh very little, we still look like fucking cows. And weight is obviously very important when it comes d00ds thinking chicks are hot.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 09:39 PM
Nah, I say it’s Evan Stone’s “Mini Me”.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/28/10 11:45 PM
imdb has him as 6-1, can anyone verify if he is actually 5-1 or not, this could be damaging to mr rox's career if people think he is 5-1 incorrectly, thanks
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 01:18 AM
no way he's 6'1, look at the second photo where he's riding his invisible big wheel, those are 2 inch tiles under his feet. that means baby booties. and when you're dealt genetic low cards, may as well wear 'em.
he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.
once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.
he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.
once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.
Posted by: †††
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 01:34 AM
http://www.myspace.com/413705165
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=AlexRox/gender=m/Alex-Rox.htm
Birthplace: France
5 Feet 1 Inches = 5'1" = 154 cm
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imdb has him as 6-1, can anyone verify if he is actually 5-1 or not, this could be damaging to mr rox's career if people think he is 5-1 incorrectly, thanks
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=AlexRox/gender=m/Alex-Rox.htm
Birthplace: France
5 Feet 1 Inches = 5'1" = 154 cm
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 04:57 AM
Alex is obviously a fucking bastard midge... The only reason that this discussion has gone on this long is because you guys have fallen for his midget tricks. His out-sized "ceps" only serve to draw your eyes away from his midget proportion fore arms. You can tell he is a midget(and NOT a dwarf)simply by his jaw line and the angle of his skull atop his neck Classic midget styling. I am certain I have tossed motherfuckers in his immediate family.
I respect the lengths he has gone to hide his birth defect and his level of preparation.
I am also willing to street fight him without a lengthy training period
The only reason that this discussion has gone on this long is because you guys have fallen for his midget tricks. His out-sized "ceps" only serve to draw your eyes away from his midget proportion fore arms. You can tell he is a midget(and NOT a dwarf)simply by his jaw line and the angle of his skull atop his neck Classic midget styling. I am certain I have tossed motherfuckers in his immediate family.I respect the lengths he has gone to hide his birth defect and his level of preparation.
I am also willing to street fight him without a lengthy training period
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 05:03 AM
Here's a fun fact about midgets I learned from a nurse who has had to take care of them. Their arms too short to wipe themselves after they've taken a shit. Nurses are required to wipe their asses for them after they pinch a loaf in hospitals so fungi and bacteria don't get out of control in their cracks.
Every time you see a midget, think about how he's got mad skid marks in his undies because he can't wipe.
Every time you see a midget, think about how he's got mad skid marks in his undies because he can't wipe.
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 05:22 AM
Hey Coke, thanks for that educational tid-bit. One more thing to love about "midges" 
Alex? Any time any place
Thanks Mark. I just had to make up a reason for laughing all loud and crazy at work. Couldn't say I read something funny on xxxporntalk
Alex? Any time any place
Thanks Mark. I just had to make up a reason for laughing all loud and crazy at work. Couldn't say I read something funny on xxxporntalk
Posted by: Charlie Malloy
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 06:55 AM
Someone has a new tripod.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 06:58 AM
Oh jesus, people, stop with the myspace angles. That looks like a poster for 'Feed the Children: Many Impoverished Children Are Without Roids. You Can Help.' And nothing makes you look shorter than shooting from above.
Posted by: XPT RIP
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 08:13 AM
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Likewise, how many attractive women would settle for a shorty?
i've known several short guys that pull major pussy. i've seen short guys knock tall guys out in bars. life isn't just a dog show to some people. maybe in l.a. it is.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 10:06 AM
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no way he's 6'1, look at the second photo where he's riding his invisible big wheel, those are 2 inch tiles under his feet. that means baby booties. and when you're dealt genetic low cards, may as well wear 'em.
he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.
once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.
You are warped my man,
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Alex is obviously a fucking bastard midge... The only reason that this discussion has gone on this long is because you guys have fallen for his midget tricks. His out-sized "ceps" only serve to draw your eyes away from his midget proportion fore arms. You can tell he is a midget(and NOT a dwarf)simply by his jaw line and the angle of his skull atop his neck Classic midget styling. I am certain I have tossed motherfuckers in his immediate family.
I respect the lengths he has gone to hide his birth defect and his level of preparation.
I am also willing to street fight him without a lengthy training period
bad experience??
You might have the height and reach but hes a bulldog, hes like a french tyson with a flyweight's height, I think he can pack a punch, you'd need at least 3 weeks of intense training with a week off to recover before stepping into the ring/cage with arock.
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i've known several short guys that pull major pussy. i've seen short guys knock tall guys out in bars. life isn't just a dog show to some people. maybe in l.a. it is.
Vegas just suspended betting on H.R. Fuknstuf over/under height 5-5 after a huge flurry of big bets were laid on the under.
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 12:52 PM
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Likewise, how many attractive women would settle for a shorty? Never happens .
Not true. My friends husband is relatively short (about 5'5" to her 5'0")and he always gets pussy! Hes not rich, but he IS a genuinely cool and nice guy. Not a bad lay either! (we gave him a 3 some for his 30th birthday)
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 01:01 PM
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Likewise, how many attractive women would settle for a shorty? Never happens .
Not true. My friends husband is relatively short (about 5'5" to her 5'0")and he always gets pussy! Hes not rich, but he IS a genuinely cool and nice guy. Not a bad lay either! (we gave him a 3 some for his 30th birthday)
People take the best they can get. In your friends case, the best was peewee.
If I see a woman I'd like to bang with a man who is short or fat, I know she's vulnerable and start making tunnel moves under the radar.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 03:44 PM
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(we gave him a 3 some for his 30th birthday)
i hate to see what that midget gets for christmas
Posted by: Bishop
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/29/10 04:23 PM
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bad experience??
Amnesia???
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=130335&page=&view=&sb=5&o=
Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1" - 01/30/10 05:13 PM
He is looking right at you Bishop
