Posted by: †††
Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 08:18 PM
What would Conky say?
Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
What would Conky say?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 08:36 PM
Conky would say: "I'd hit it 
" What else?
" What else?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 09:06 PM
Yesssssss! Thank you, Mopez. And I barely bought food for 2 months so I could afford that dress.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 09:41 PM
Nice dress, and the ass looking good.
Posted by: Eminence Front
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 09:44 PM
Oh yes, with that dark hair and eyes, a black gown sealed the look! NICE!
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 09:51 PM
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Yesssssss! Thank you, Mopez. And I barely bought food for 2 months so I could afford that dress.
Are you being straight with us? I recall seeing that dress around 2 seasons ago. Do you shop at second hand consignment shops? TjMaxx?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 09:57 PM
I bought it 3 weeks ago at Dolce and Gabbana, which clearly I had no business being in. It was hanging in the front. I only wish it was a sale item. That would be nice.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 09:59 PM
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I bought it 3 weeks ago at Dolce and Gabbana, which clearly I had no business being in. It was hanging in the front. I only wish it was a sale item. That would be nice.
Liar!
Posted by: Fiend
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 10:16 PM
Looks like a Wednesday Addams costume from a "Halloween Adventures" store.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/11/10 10:54 PM
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Looks like a Wednesday Addams costume from a "Halloween Adventures" store.
I would totally hang out with her, smoking clove cigarettes while writing crappy poetry. I'd even dye my hair black and buy a trench coat. No capes though.
Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 02:47 AM
I like the hair too.
Posted by: Eddie Normous
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 02:48 AM
i was watching cnbc during avn week and joe and becky just could not let a mention of ces go by without throwing in some avn reference. shit was embarassing. gia how old are you now? you've stopped aging, like marisa tomei.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 04:49 AM
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Are you being straight with us? I recall seeing that dress around 2 seasons ago. Do you shop at second hand consignment shops? TjMaxx?
A male who keeps track of when dresses come out? Turn in your heterosexuality card at the front desk on your way out.
That has to be a hell of a dress. It brought Eddie N out of the witness protection program.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 05:44 AM
Dave Attell looks a little more pleased than he did with Brandon. Shy Love is looking at Gia with pure jealousy in her eyes, as she should. You make them all look like cheap skanks, Gia.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 06:44 AM
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Yesssssss! Thank you, Mopez. And I barely bought food for 2 months so I could afford that dress.
I would have bought it for you. Let me know next time. Damn you look great
Posted by: Brandon_Iron
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 09:31 AM
OK. We've seen Gia in Dolce and Gabbana. When will we see Dolce and Gabbana in Gia? Your fans want to see a new DP scene, Gia!
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 09:48 AM
Brandon, don't you have laundry to do?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 10:16 AM
Quote:
OK. We've seen Gia in Dolce and Gabbana. When will we see Dolce and Gabbana in Gia? Your fans want to see a new DP scene, Gia!
If you are going to see Dolce and Gabbana in anyone on this board, i think it's gonna be CXXX....
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 11:19 AM
when we gonna start planing gia 40th birthday party? time is getting short.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 12:42 PM
Quote:
when we gonna start planing gia 40th birthday party? time is getting short.
Que Pasa, mang?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 12:44 PM
Quote:
when we gonna start planing gia 40th birthday party? time is getting short.
Hey Guapo, you should get Wu Tang to play at the party!
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:02 PM
baby g wu tang outta my budget. I aint a high roller like you. but the party still be off the chains. like mad crazy.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:04 PM
Baby, any party with you will be off the chain. 2 years. Just wait 2 years.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:07 PM
maybe we can pawn d&g dress for some wu. me and you slow dance to some "shame on a nigga."
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:22 PM
I LOVE THE DRESS THAT IS ALL. 
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Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:35 PM
whoahh... 
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:44 PM
The smile that has launched a million loads (Gia)
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 01:50 PM
Just tell the Wu that there will be weed and hot bitches there, that will get them to the party. At least it got ODB to a party my buddy was at in the town next to me. ODB returned the favor and had the dude over to the "Wu Tang Mansion" for weed and video games.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 02:04 PM
How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 02:13 PM
Quote:
How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....
You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.
Posted by: nomore
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 03:01 PM
Gia, you are perfect, perfect, perfect.. 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 03:09 PM
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Gia, you are perfect, perfect, perfect..
I heart you. Please stay around xpt this time. Chilled_Stoli is back, too.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 04:45 PM
(A) Smokin' pics
(B) I drop out for a couple of days b/c I'm sick as a dog and what do I find: Eddie Normous, Stoli and Fiendgirl all re-appear. I oughta get a cold more often.
(B) I drop out for a couple of days b/c I'm sick as a dog and what do I find: Eddie Normous, Stoli and Fiendgirl all re-appear. I oughta get a cold more often.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 05:26 PM
J.B. you forgot Guapo, too.
Definitely some "niggers in the woodpile" around these parts lately.
Definitely some "niggers in the woodpile" around these parts lately.
Posted by: Big Red
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 05:29 PM
Hey G
Did you talk to Dave Attell?
He's a pisser
Did you talk to Dave Attell?
He's a pisser
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 05:35 PM
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J.B. you forgot Guapo, too.
Definitely some "niggers in the woodpile" around these parts lately.
So I did. Sorry, G. Been fucking delerious the last few days.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 06:12 PM
Welcome back, Guapo. Man, lotsa oldies but goldies these past few days.
Does this mean you will be unwell for the weekend, J.B.?
Many have bailed on NYC this weekend. We are down to two...
Does this mean you will be unwell for the weekend, J.B.?
Many have bailed on NYC this weekend. We are down to two...
Posted by: Fenris
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 06:25 PM
...
Ah... fuck it. I wanted to go for something sarcastic and witty but I'm not feeling it.
You looked beautiful Gia. Classy, smart, professional and gorgeous. Well done.
Ah... fuck it. I wanted to go for something sarcastic and witty but I'm not feeling it.
You looked beautiful Gia. Classy, smart, professional and gorgeous. Well done.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 06:40 PM
Quote:
i was watching cnbc during avn week and joe and becky just could not let a mention of ces go by without throwing in some avn reference. shit was embarassing. gia how old are you now? you've stopped aging, like marisa tomei.
WOW, look who climbed out from the land down under?!
Posted by: Fenris
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 07:36 PM
Quote:
(A) Smokin' pics
(B) I drop out for a couple of days b/c I'm sick as a dog and what do I find: Eddie Normous, Stoli and Fiendgirl all re-appear. I oughta get a cold more often.
If it'll bring back Gigi and Smiling Arab I'll have Lou dig up some Ebola or Anthrax for you.
I'm not even saying that as a dig... I just want Gigi back.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 08:44 PM
Re Gigi: I sent an email to her last known address just the other day. No response yet and I don't really expect one from a BU educated doctors wife but man, I would enjoy one.
Further edit: Gia does look fine in that dress. Fine indeed.
Further edit: Gia does look fine in that dress. Fine indeed.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 08:52 PM
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I'm not even saying that as a dig... I just want Gigi back.
Not taken as such, Fenris. But I've heard from The Jeej long after her last post. Without going into specifics, she's moved on, and I, for one, respect it. So should the rest of you.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/12/10 11:47 PM
Quote:
Hey G
Did you talk to Dave Attell?
He's a pisser
Dave Attell is great. I contacted him on myspace 3 years ago to tell him he's one of my favorite comedians, and you know what...that night at red carpet he remembered me. He remembered my name and everything from the brief myspace exchanges from those 3 years ago. Now if that's not fan appreciation, I don't know what is! That guy should teach a course in it.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 01:27 AM
Gia you looked great. I'm sorry we didn't get to talk more... 
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 05:35 AM
Quote:Quote:
How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....
You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.
Cake???? Im hopeing that he jumps out of Fayes Pussy
Posted by: steveb
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 11:06 AM
Baby got back!
Posted by: StrategicallyPlaced10
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 04:14 PM
If you fanbois didn't want to suck her dick so bad you'd be tearing up that jowl/stink face photo of her next to Rocco.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 04:19 PM
Gia, Seriously you look beautiful. You could just as well been at the EMMYS
Posted by: †††
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 04:25 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:
How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....
You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.
Cake???? Im hopeing that he jumps out of Fayes Pussy
I'm hopeing Holly shoots an XPT calendar with Gia in that dress for us low-lifes here.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 04:30 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:
How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....
You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.
Cake???? Im hopeing that he jumps out of Fayes Pussy
I'm hopeing Holly shoots an XPT calendar with Gia in that dress for us low-lifes here.
Mopez,why do you suck the air right of every posy
Posted by: †††
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 04:43 PM
Quote:
Mopez,why do you suck the air right of every posy
counter question - would you suck the air out of Dane's cock when jumps out of Gia's birthday cake?
Posted by: Sammura33
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 05:16 PM
Quote:looking good gia, and i love dave attell his b-day is the same day as mine jan 18thQuote:
Hey G
Did you talk to Dave Attell?
He's a pisser
Dave Attell is great. I contacted him on myspace 3 years ago to tell him he's one of my favorite comedians, and you know what...that night at red carpet he remembered me. He remembered my name and everything from the brief myspace exchanges from those 3 years ago. Now if that's not fan appreciation, I don't know what is! That guy should teach a course in it.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 05:18 PM
Quote:Quote:
Mopez,why do you suck the air right of every posy
counter question - would you suck the air out of Dane's cock when jumps out of Gia's birthday cake?
Probably because Gias cake will most likely be made of nuts and seed.
Posted by: †††
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 05:23 PM
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Probably because Gias cake will most likely be made of nuts and seed.
baked by Porno Dan
btw Chico Wang "turns" 41 in a few hours.
Posted by: AssPiper
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 08:40 PM
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to have Gia all to myself for just 10 minutes. That girl is my all-time wet dream!!! I love you Gia!!!
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010) - 01/13/10 09:56 PM
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I'm hopeing Holly shoots an XPT calendar with Gia in that dress for us low-lifes here.
When it warms up a bit, I'd like to take Gia out to the desert and shoot her. With a camera.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Gia Jordan NOT in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/13/10 10:49 PM
Here’s a photo of XPT’s beloved whore BEFORE we got our ass reamed by “Tera Patrick’s management". Good times!!
Posted by: †††
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 12:24 PM
Posted by: ChipE
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 12:33 PM
Average looks but makes it up with her personality. 
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 12:40 PM
Do NOT fuck with Gia....I know where you live
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 01:36 PM
I love when Bronques shoots me. You guys see my purple phone?
Posted by: Linear
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 05:57 PM
Quote:
here's another one - Watch and drool guys and girls!
:
from lastnightsparty.com
Average? Ah, no.
Gia, did you practice that stare or does it come naturally to you?
Posted by: †††
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 06:00 PM
and another one - Watch and drool guys and girls! :
:
Posted by: AssPiper
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 09:30 PM
Quote:Quote:
here's another one - Watch and drool guys and girls!
There is NOTHING sexier than that creature right there!
from lastnightsparty.com
Average? Ah, no.
Gia, did you practice that stare or does it come naturally to you?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 09:32 PM
And I'm sitting next to the Jenna Haze. Life is good.
Posted by: chilled_stoli
Re: Gia Jordan NOT in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 09:33 PM
Quote:
Here’s a photo of XPT’s beloved whore BEFORE we got our ass reamed by “Tera Patrick’s management". Good times!!
Those shoes "make me wanna" like Usher said. HOT.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan NOT in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 09:35 PM
Thanks, baby! You have insane, amazing discerning style. Means a lot coming from you.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/14/10 11:09 PM
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Average looks but makes it up with her personality.
we all have our types, some people like the darker morticia adams type of women and to borrow a phrase from catherine zeta jones douglas from high fidelity, others like well, more 'sunnier' types. To each their own.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AEE 2010) - 01/15/10 09:18 AM
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And I'm sitting next to the Jenna Haze. Life is good.
Did you fuck her? Or at least squirt in her right eye?
Oh very nice hands and the nails look great, perfect color
Posted by: †††
Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/02/10 10:36 PM
Posted by: whorebot
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/02/10 10:58 PM
Ewwwww I never was a fan of lace stockings.
Thigh highs are the best choice for the total slut look.
As far as pattern I would first suggest fishnet - square or diamond. Pink - Orange - Black.
Thigh highs are the best choice for the total slut look.
As far as pattern I would first suggest fishnet - square or diamond. Pink - Orange - Black.
Posted by: whorebot
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/10/10 01:31 AM
Quote:
http://twitpic.com/sr49q
My great disappointment!...Gia did not turn to me for fashion advice. Boo,,,,ah hoo hoo.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/10/10 01:37 AM
On the bright side, that dress is now too big for me.
Posted by: whorebot
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/10/10 02:25 AM
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On the bright side, that dress is now too big for me.
A Pyrrhic victory at best.
No matter what happens from here on out......I will always remember Gia as a whore first, and a close friend second.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/10/10 02:32 AM
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No matter what happens from here on out......I will always remember Gia as a whore first, and a close friend second.
Stop vying for the dress. I gave it to Pretty.
Posted by: frankie fatale
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/10/10 08:41 AM
Posted by: MrBelvedere
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/12/10 08:28 AM
Please tell me those were stocking's...mental image...drink in one hand, dress falls to floor, walking over, hips swaying, and so on
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Gia Jordan fashion faux pas - 05/14/10 05:25 PM
Fabulous and I love the phone too....I love purple.