Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes

Posted by: Crocodile

Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/10/10 07:04 AM

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So I threw a cigarette outta the window yest. They impounded my car. I've been waiting to get it out but so darn ready to be in vegas!!!!... So anyone wanna let me borrow their car for a weekend? Haha




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i am available to work even though my agent lies and says im not... we just got in a huge argument. im not allowed in her office and she wont answer her phone. yup meltdown 2 but not on drugs




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speakin of the devil, my friend said he was at a bukkake strokin and there were so many guys he almost came in some dudes ass lmfao




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If ive sucked or fucked you, vote for mee.... haha




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I knew there was no Santa. I was up hoping to suck his cock but he never came. hahhaha




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my hooker name, if there were one, would be Tanner. Then the boys would see how good I am at what I do and id win all my nominations =|


Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/10/10 09:45 AM

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So I threw a cigarette outta the window yest. They impounded my car. I've been waiting to get it out but so darn ready to be in vegas!!!!... So anyone wanna let me borrow their car for a weekend? Haha




Wait, what? Is littering a car-impoundable offence?
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/10/10 10:25 AM

saw her on the red carpet of the Awards show. I think she had a cocktail or two...

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/10/10 11:05 AM

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Wait, what? Is littering a car-impoundable offence?





If your license is revoked (assuming she was driving) or you have unpaid tickets.
Posted by: †††

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/18/10 04:46 PM

http://twitpic.com/yp3m5
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/18/10 05:11 PM

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http://twitpic.com/yp3m5




ha ha..................

well there is a look at the future of the gene pool....and it dont look that good....in fact u r correct
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/18/10 08:16 PM

Goat,

The “alleged Benz” was impounded after she tossed a lit cigarette butt out the window...supposedly. Based on her musings, she hasn’t gotten it back yet, partly due to the holiday & various other irresponsibility.

What cracks me up about such flagrant, ignorant purchases by today’s youth is how little they grasp the concept of upkeep of such a piece of equipment until they get their first invoice from a fucking oil change...or god forbid, something far worse.

It reminds me of when Bree & I drove around one afternoon, and she was astonished that it cost $80 to fill her Lexus with a tank of gas (’93 octane when gas was $4+ per gallon locally).

I wonder if she’s smart enough to get a synthetic oil change for such an expensive ride?
Posted by: Mope John Paul

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/19/10 12:03 AM

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saw her on the red carpet of the Awards show. I think she had a cocktail or two...






amongst other things... two hours before the red carpet opened she was already tanked on red wine, more than audibly inquiring about illicit inebriates in the middle of the casino. true to form tanner
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/19/10 04:22 AM

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http://twitpic.com/yp3m5





that one is more disturbing http://twitpic.com/6cboc

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/19/10 05:22 AM

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Goat,

The “alleged Benz” was impounded after she tossed a lit cigarette butt out the window...supposedly. Based on her musings, she hasn’t gotten it back yet, partly due to the holiday & various other irresponsibility.

What cracks me up about such flagrant, ignorant purchases by today’s youth is how little they grasp the concept of upkeep of such a piece of equipment until they get their first invoice from a fucking oil change...or god forbid, something far worse.

It reminds me of when Bree & I drove around one afternoon, and she was astonished that it cost $80 to fill her Lexus with a tank of gas (’93 octane when gas was $4+ per gallon locally).

I wonder if she’s smart enough to get a synthetic oil change for such an expensive ride?





she gets the jiffy lube xpress....

and I had to tell my driver who was breaking in my new fleet of strech benzes....to stop flicking cigs out onto public roadways....the nerve of those peons
Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/19/10 06:31 AM

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http://twitpic.com/yp3m5





that one is more disturbing http://twitpic.com/6cboc






Here's another - http://twitpic.com/5qnbh
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/19/10 07:09 AM

That's already happened. To be featured in the May FOX.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/24/10 04:07 AM

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saw her on the red carpet of the Awards show. I think she had a cocktail or two...






amongst other things... two hours before the red carpet opened she was already tanked on red wine, more than audibly inquiring about illicit inebriates in the middle of the casino. true to form tanner




http://poontalk.com/?p=1275

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/24/10 09:44 AM

Mon....I take it your not interested in her as a client.....or it this some kind of new reverse publicity???
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/24/10 11:02 AM

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That's already happened. To be featured in the May FOX.









oh, the humanity

Posted by: CAPT_MCCLUSKY

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/24/10 01:46 PM

It won't be long now before somebody publishes a book called: The Tweets of Porn Stars and Other Musings.

Fill it with a bunch of purdy pics and you should sell some copies. Probably already in the works. It sure won't break any stereotypes that PWs are brain dead.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 01/24/10 02:15 PM

hey, hey....not brain dead now....just real "special"....as in Special ED!
Posted by: †††

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 02/18/10 09:12 PM

http://twitpic.com/photos/TannahMontannah

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=133967&boardID=23&page=




Posted by: FilthFan

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 02/21/10 05:58 PM

Well I think she is fucking awesome.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 02/21/10 07:51 PM

That's because you're a drooling fanboi with 57 posts. Go back to ADT, faggot.
Posted by: FilthFan

Re: Twitter Musings of Tanner Mayes - 02/23/10 02:37 PM

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That's because you're a drooling fanboi with 57 posts. Go back to ADT, faggot.





Sorry, I'm not down with the esoteric lingo. Fanboi? ADT? Faggot? I don't know what any of that crap means.

All I know is that Tanner is a delicious and filthy little teenage whore who appears to like being degraded and who makes my cock hard. I don't feel the need to make it any more complicated than that. Not my problem you couldn't spot a top whore if she sat on your face and asked daddy to lick the ice cream.