ahhhh a night after getting piss drunk

Wheee!

Claire,
That's not very lady like!...........COOL!I LIKE IT!
Next time let me know.You can pitch and I'll catch it.
Your human toilet forever,
PHATBOY! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/piss.gif" alt="" />

ooooh i always wanted a human toilet! hehehe come over! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/iminlove.gif" alt="" />

You could always call Bisexual Britni for that.

How come when I pee my piss shoots out like a broken sprinkler? I'm scared........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

nice shirt it really brings out your highlights lol anyways I never found showers exciting but in your case it is

A little more hair in your pussy will be awesome, claire <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

You want the hair inside her pussy?!

Oops

meant hair ON her pussy, not IN. Typo

I much prefer shaved pussies myself, but I don't like seeing dark areas where the pussy hair roots are. A nice powder puff wouldn't go amiss. And I don't mean Brandon Iron. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" />
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

They should make a vaginal toupee.

So is that all you did that night? No bar room blow jobs? None of this <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/boobs1.gif" alt="" /> or this <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ass2ass.GIF" alt="" />?

nah i didn't do anything too crazy just squating and pissing in the parking garge of the mandalay bay and then again at some other parking lot (by then i was to drunk to know where i was) OMG!!! after that night though i am soooo not getting drunk anymore i saw pix of me making out with a butt ugly dude!!!! now i believe in the beer goggle stories!
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf2.gif" alt="" />

They call it a mercian <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink1.gif" alt="" />

Next time bring me along, you can make out with me. While I'm no Tom Cruise I'm definately not butt ugly.