HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :(

Posted by: †††

HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 01:02 AM



HELP!
Lost Pomeranian!

- "JEFFIE" BOY
- 6 POUNDS
- JUST NEUTERED
- NEED HIS MEDICINE!!!
- REWARD IF RETURNED

LOST IN TARGET PARKING LOT
IN WOODLAND HILLS ON 12/09/09
STILL HAS HIS STITCHES IN!
BELONGS TO LOVING FAMILY

$$$




twitter.com/TannahMontannah
Posted by: Fiend

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 01:40 AM

I wonder if Tanner has tried calling Tia Ling to ask what she made for dinner last night??
Posted by: Smokey

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 06:23 AM

like to defend tanner because i think beneath the crazy, she is a cool chick. but how the fuck do you lose a dog in a parking lot?? if you cant hold a dog in a parking lot, the dog is best off without you.

And fiend, that shit was funny. well played n all
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 06:38 AM

The dog probably took off with her cell phone !
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 06:53 AM

LOL!!!

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 07:07 AM

Did she have the dog locked in the car while shopping?
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 07:38 AM

Quote:

The dog probably took off with her cell phone !



A+
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 07:40 AM

Ha losing a dog. Whores are so dopey. I'm torn here. As a dog owner, I cannot imagine how hard it is to lose one. As a dog lover, you gotta think that whoever has that dog now is probably taking way better care of it.
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 07:48 AM

The dog is in a much better place now. Has anyone given any thought that the dog was rescued and not lost. Im thinking that the local Humain Shelter found out that Tanner had been feeding the Dog anal wart clippings for protien suppliments. Just saying.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 01:36 PM

Is this common amongst porn whores? Who the fuck in even their stoned out mind takes a damn dog to the Target with them?
Posted by: Big Red

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 02:52 PM

Quote:

Tanner had been feeding the Dog anal wart clippings for protien suppliments. Just saying.




Now thats funny
Posted by: zenman

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 03:33 PM

Whores should not be allowed to own pets when they can't take care of themselves. Cf. Taylor MF Rain and Bandit.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 04:10 PM

I feel for Tanner.

Losing a pet is sad.



I don't believe most porn girls are all that bright. Certainly very few, if any, of the teen girls impress me as scholars. So, how she lost it in a parking lot doesn't surprise me. How she manages to get thru a day without, say, getting hit by a car does surprise me.


I tend to think that the dog was kidnapped after she rebuffed an advance from AC Cream [who would have eaten the dog to absorb the soul of Tanner's pet] or Sportswami [who will use it as bait to get her into his newly refurnished replica of Phlog's anal lab].
Posted by: †††

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 05:26 PM

Quote:

I feel for Daisy

Losing a companion is sad.






FIXED!!



i hope she gets along with the new puppy.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 06:52 PM



For some reason, this picture made me sad.

I don't care much about the dog; if Tia Ling didn't fry it yet, it'll find its way through life. With or without Tanner.

Tanner, on the other hand, looks completely devastated. Though I never got attached to pets, I can (somewhat) imagine how she feels. I mean, it's not likely Tanner has busloads of friends and now her only true companion takes off. (Apparently she blames the dog for not listening to her, which is highly irritating.)

And I find her very attractive in this picture, which strikes me as a bit odd as I never thought she was cute.

I hope the dog returns. Alive and well.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 07:38 PM

Am moved by Tanner's pic and hope that she gets her dog back, but Tanner has to learn that while dogs are wonderful companions, bad things happen to them sometimes and one has to be prepared to replaced a beloved pet with another beloved pet.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 09:37 PM

The pic of her crying doesn't make me sad, just reminds me she has the mind of a 5 year old.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 09:39 PM

I am ashamed of myself.I know that she is suffering and I should feel some sympathy, but that picture just makes me want to grab her head and throat fuck her REALLY hard.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/11/09 11:29 PM

Its funny as hell that the general consensus is that Jeffie is better off lost or in the hands of a random stranger than being in the care of Tanner.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 06:10 AM

I want to give her a hug.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 07:55 AM

Meanwhile, back at Casa Ling....





Posted by: Fiend

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 08:05 AM

I wonder if Tia Ling will post her bosintang recipe for us??
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 10:03 AM

Quote:



For some reason, this picture made me sad.

I don't care much about the dog; if Tia Ling didn't fry it yet, it'll find its way through life. With or without Tanner.

Tanner, on the other hand, looks completely devastated. Though I never got attached to pets, I can (somewhat) imagine how she feels. I mean, it's not likely Tanner has busloads of friends and now her only true companion takes off. (Apparently she blames the dog for not listening to her, which is highly irritating.)

On the contrary, Im thinking that she and the dog had some very interesting conversations.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 11:04 AM

Maybe that jilted twit at twitter took her puppy.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 11:11 AM

Quote:

Maybe that jilted twit at twitter took her puppy.





If a bitch had you neutered and then forced you to go shopping at Target while you still had stitches then I say its completely justified to run away and look for greener pastures.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 11:17 AM

Shopping at Target would be reason enough for me to bolt.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 05:54 PM

Naww fuck that... the operation and no budget shopping choice aside... animals have instincts and that fucken dog knew it was in it's best interest to bolt into 4 lane traffic and take its chances rather than depend on that dumb cunt.
Evolution in its purest sense, yes?.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/12/09 11:38 PM

What medicines was the dog taking ? Valtrex ?
Posted by: Fiend

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 03:37 AM

Maybe Janine snatched Jeffie from Target as a surrogate for her little girl that Sandra Bullock stole in court.
Posted by: tialing

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 05:37 PM

Quote:

I wonder if Tanner has tried calling Tia Ling to ask what she made for dinner last night??



Now that's just wrong !
Posted by: tialing

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 05:47 PM

Quote:

I wonder if Tia Ling will post her bosintang recipe for us??



Sure ....

Stalk of Fiend
Freestylahs dog
perilla Purple (to get rid of smell,although freestylahs smell will prob still stick to the dog )
Glass of soju (enhances the taste, especially needed when using stalk of fiend)
Green onion and leek

How's that ? Just for you guys I'll add "the cream of sum yung guy" .... sure you'll enjoy much better!
Posted by: pornodux

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 06:32 PM

if im going to reincarnate into a dog i hope my owner isnt going to be pornwhore.

I'd rather have Michael Vick.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 06:42 PM

Like that Tia Ling shoots back. Tanner can be a mess, but I can't take any satisfaction over her crying for her lost dog. Hope it returns, and if not she ought to get another.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 06:59 PM

Maybe rescuing porn dogs is something Shelley should concentrate on. If dogs are really being mistreated by porn girls, that might be a better drum to beat.

Even if you buy her specious arguments, the general public will likely never care if ADULTS are explioted; especially if those ADULTS are slutty, trashy, abused, drug addicted whores.

But, hurt ONE dog ... ... America Goes Nuts.


So, ban porn to prevent the creation of porn girls who will then transfer the abuse and exploitation they have suffered to their blameless expensive designer puppies.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 07:20 PM

Quote:

Like that Tia Ling shoots back.


Me too...
I couldn't bring myself to quote her fanboi recipe but she seems to fit in here. i know that's not really a good thing
but good for her, yes?.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 07:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I wonder if Tia Ling will post her bosintang recipe for us??



Sure ....

Stalk of Fiend
Freestylahs dog
perilla Purple (to get rid of smell,although freestylahs smell will prob still stick to the dog )
Glass of soju (enhances the taste, especially needed when using stalk of fiend)
Green onion and leek

How's that ? Just for you guys I'll add "the cream of sum yung guy" .... sure you'll enjoy much better!



awesomeness.


That said...

Quote:





Can't wait for a mugshot.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/13/09 10:22 PM

Tia didn't deny stealing and eating Jeffie.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 12:38 AM

okay.....here goes.....


people are animals....if i wanted to adopt a BABY....there would be a lets say small screeing process....why do not do this with other types of animals.....

i would rather see anything euthanized rather then being placed in the care of someone who obviously doesnt care about themselfs.......its a crime.


and as for the reward....wonder how shes going to do for that?????
Posted by: †††

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 11:25 AM

She posted the pic five months ago after her meltdown




some interesting comments from xpt members to the video:






Jeffie or Daisy accidentally ate some "pills" (BCP?) one week after the meltdown - she tweeted from the veterinary practice...Dogs are clever I tell ya!
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 03:39 PM

That's Richard..
Posted by: tialing

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 07:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Like that Tia Ling shoots back.


Me too...
I couldn't bring myself to quote her fanboi recipe but she seems to fit in here. i know that's not really a good thing
but good for her, yes?.





lol .... well, like i said I post much differently here than on other boards .... simply because knowone really says the things to me on other boards that they do here. It can be fun , though !
Posted by: tialing

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 07:49 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I wonder if Tia Ling will post her bosintang recipe for us??



Sure ....

Stalk of Fiend
Freestylahs dog
perilla Purple (to get rid of smell,although freestylahs smell will prob still stick to the dog )
Glass of soju (enhances the taste, especially needed when using stalk of fiend)
Green onion and leek

How's that ? Just for you guys I'll add "the cream of sum yung guy" .... sure you'll enjoy much better!



awesomeness.


That said...

Quote:





Can't wait for a mugshot.



Glad you like Electro !
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 07:53 PM

Quote:

That can't be tattypatty's screenname.




Ha fuck that's awesome! I had some guy using my handle (and variations) on PSB for a while. Hey did she get the dog back?
Posted by: tialing

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 07:54 PM

Quote:

Tia didn't deny stealing and eating Jeffie.



Not denying it should tell you what a retard i think you are .... but if it makes you feel better to believe that I stole someones dog and ate it ... more power to ya crackhead
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 08:56 PM

Quote:

simply because knowone really says the things to me on other boards that they do here. It can be fun , though !



That's because on Freeones & GayDT they'd get banned, because over there they love it when male fanbois slip-n-slide in their own drool. It's kind of like mud wrasslin' for Mark & his tranny bride.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 09:51 PM

Does her boyfriend cook meth and watch pro wrestling? She know a dealer named Spyder?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/14/09 10:30 PM

^OMG, Taco~! the little tweekpuppy. aww. I think I'm starting to like puppies, little tiny baby puppies.
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/15/09 07:06 AM

Puppys make great shark bait
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/15/09 07:50 AM

Buh-bye doggie.



Posted by: delanoojos

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 12/15/09 10:16 AM

A+
Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 01/04/10 07:07 PM

People need to stop posting about this dumb whore. She acts important, so people think she's valuable? Every additional ounce of attention paid to her and anything about her just feeds her (and people dumber than her's) minds. She's worthless trash, and I am dying to live the day when she comes up to me on a streetcorner making that teary lost puppy face, begging for the contents of a takeout dinner bag. Starve this trannyish muppet out.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 01/04/10 07:09 PM

Quote:

I am dying to live the day when...



Forget the ellipses without ellipses.

Having said that, I agree.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: HELP! Tanner Mayes lost her dog "Jeffie" :( - 01/04/10 08:04 PM

IMO the girl is nucking futs.