Posted by: orgasmatron
Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 11:34 AM
If you're working with him or whatnot. Hope he gets some help.
Keep an eye on war machine.
If you're working with him or whatnot. Hope he gets some help.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 12:06 PM
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It will be rad.
That's the first time I see 'rad' being used by somebody other than pretty.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 01:06 PM
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 01:44 PM
Now the History Channel can add mope/fag War Machine to the "prophets" who predict the world will end by Dec 2012.
Does that count as a "terrorist threat"?
Do you think "Mr. Teagan" will pee his pants if he ever runs into this psycho?
Does that count as a "terrorist threat"?
Do you think "Mr. Teagan" will pee his pants if he ever runs into this psycho?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 03:00 PM
he already threatened to kill the president, and talked shit when Evan Tanner died , who was one of the most beloved and respected UFC fighters ever. I really hoped he wouldn't be such a dick, because he beat a guy I am no fan of up her in Canada.
I guarantee he will be in cuffs in the next six months.
I guarantee he will be in cuffs in the next six months.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 03:22 PM
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I guarantee he will be in cuffs in the next six months.
Or a canvas straight-jacket.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 04:09 PM
Is this the 'guy' we're talking about? 
Or is it the assclown that legally changed his name to War Machine?
Or is it the assclown that legally changed his name to War Machine?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 04:20 PM
Whoa. He talks shit to Brett Rodgers. And he says he hopes Lesnar dies. For those that don't follow MMA, Lesnar is actually unbelievably ill. Like, scary-might-not-make-it ill....
http://twitter.com/warmachinexxx
http://twitter.com/warmachinexxx
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 04:28 PM
To his credit, although he uses the word faggot a lot , he does not seem homophobic:
That is some flirty shit...
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@KeiranLee Oh so you're a bottom guy huh? Cuz that War Child kid is strictly a top gamer....haha!
12:47 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to KeiranLee @KeiranLee Finally started doin the gay shit huh?
12:45 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to KeiranLee
That is some flirty shit...
Posted by: XPT RIP
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 08:19 PM
what a fucking tool. good riddance.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/21/09 08:28 PM
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And he says he hopes Lesnar dies. For those that don't follow MMA, Lesnar is actually unbelievably ill. Like, scary-might-not-make-it ill....
http://twitter.com/warmachinexxx
I heard that it was peritonitis from a ruptured diverticulum and he has already had surgery. No reason to think he shouldn't have a full recovery unless there was something more to it than that that I didn't hear.
UFC 106 going pretty well. Don't care much about any of the fights on the card personally, but so far everybody is putting on a good show.
Posted by: orgasmatron
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/25/09 02:14 PM
Posted by: orgasmatron
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/25/09 02:26 PM
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/25/09 02:31 PM
Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/25/09 05:30 PM
And this is who Digital Playground allowed near their contract star Riley Steele for his first role??
Posted by: desh
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/25/09 07:09 PM
I totally see this guy having his own reality TV show.
Posted by: Smokey
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/26/09 01:46 AM
What a fucking pussy. Stop whining about it, Mr. Alpha Male all the time, I get paid to fuck and fight"
More like, I constantly tweet and alternate between being a supreme bad ass, and being a sniveling whining whore. Don't threaten to kill yourself pussy, get a knife, jab it in your neck. Be a man. All this threatening is just a cry for help. Boo fucking who. Wanna be a man? Shut the fuck up and go get some help. If you refuse to get help, take a swan dive off the Golden Gate holding hands with your secret boyfriend in matching affliction shirts and buttplugs.
More like, I constantly tweet and alternate between being a supreme bad ass, and being a sniveling whining whore. Don't threaten to kill yourself pussy, get a knife, jab it in your neck. Be a man. All this threatening is just a cry for help. Boo fucking who. Wanna be a man? Shut the fuck up and go get some help. If you refuse to get help, take a swan dive off the Golden Gate holding hands with your secret boyfriend in matching affliction shirts and buttplugs.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/29/09 02:19 PM
I hear that some shit went down at Brooke Haven's birthday party last night.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/29/09 03:38 PM
Darryl Hanah tweets...
Posted by: Deuce_Bigalow
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/29/09 05:48 PM
You mean to tell me, with all the male performers and suitcase pimps that were in attendance at this party.. no one could stop this guy?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/29/09 06:00 PM
Best case scenario... Whored Machine vs Donkey Logged for the Interstate Rest Stop Title of I-95...
That's not for real though. WM would tear the fuck outta almost every stunt cock standing and I mean that in the most non gay porn type way. Lance... where are you?.
That's not for real though. WM would tear the fuck outta almost every stunt cock standing and I mean that in the most non gay porn type way. Lance... where are you?.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/29/09 06:07 PM
I have seen two of Lance's fights on teh intrawebs. He can fucking scrap. Big weight difference, although War Machine was baiting Brett Rogers to drop to 170. maybe War will cut to 135 and he and Lance can duke it out here:
http://bangthechamp.com/
http://bangthechamp.com/
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/29/09 06:11 PM
I realize the weight diff... I just wanted to hear Lances opinion on the matter. He and I post elsewhere.
Posted by: lance69
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/30/09 04:06 PM
I've been lurking off and on here for a while. Lotsa shit goin on. Yeah the War Machine thing is messed, guy is at a level of Social Handgrenade, we can only aspire to.
My guess is most of the people there were probably in shock that it was actually happening. He's not a small boy and was on the TUF for a reason. Personally I would have been in my ADHD glory with all the hotties around to care about a retarded fight. Pussy is far more interesting to me.
And damn I wanna see that scene from bang the champ with Margarita! Had a cuban / latina jones forever... was in my glory when they told me she was the girl. Wish they'd post it!
Where do you post Lou? Only one other place I really go to. PM your screen name.
My guess is most of the people there were probably in shock that it was actually happening. He's not a small boy and was on the TUF for a reason. Personally I would have been in my ADHD glory with all the hotties around to care about a retarded fight. Pussy is far more interesting to me.
And damn I wanna see that scene from bang the champ with Margarita! Had a cuban / latina jones forever... was in my glory when they told me she was the girl. Wish they'd post it!
Where do you post Lou? Only one other place I really go to. PM your screen name.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/30/09 04:31 PM
Maybe it's just me but this guy seems like he walked right out of a Tom Petty song.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 11/30/09 06:12 PM
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You mean to tell me, with all the male performers and suitcase pimps that were in attendance at this party.. no one could stop this guy?
Posted by: orgasmatron
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 02:31 PM
The War Machine manhunt begins:
Jonathan Koppenhaver also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm.
His last known address was in the 5000 block of West Hacienda in Las Vegas.
Koppenhaver goes by the names "War Machine" and "War Hammer," and also has a very distinctive hand grenade tattoo on the left side of the neck
Metro says Koppenhaver should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 385-5555.
This Fan Shot was promoted to the front page by Nick Thomas.
HT: KVBC
Jonathan Koppenhaver also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm.
His last known address was in the 5000 block of West Hacienda in Las Vegas.
Koppenhaver goes by the names "War Machine" and "War Hammer," and also has a very distinctive hand grenade tattoo on the left side of the neck
Metro says Koppenhaver should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 385-5555.
This Fan Shot was promoted to the front page by Nick Thomas.
HT: KVBC
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 02:51 PM
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I've been lurking off and on here for a while. Lotsa shit goin on. Yeah the War Machine thing is messed, guy is at a level of Social Handgrenade, we can only aspire to.
My guess is most of the people there were probably in shock that it was actually happening. He's not a small boy and was on the TUF for a reason. Personally I would have been in my ADHD glory with all the hotties around to care about a retarded fight. Pussy is far more interesting to me.
And damn I wanna see that scene from bang the champ with Margarita! Had a cuban / latina jones forever... was in my glory when they told me she was the girl. Wish they'd post it!
Where do you post Lou? Only one other place I really go to. PM your screen name.
No can do Lance... not that I don't trust you but these worlds can never meet. I got you at the other place so someday you might figure it out. I'm not saying I'll ever admit to it though.
Posted by: Stevie Why
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 03:21 PM
Jesus Christ...I thought that had to be a joke about the APB, but its true.
Manhunt Monday: Jonathan Koppenhaver And I thought his first "Manhunt Monday" would his inevitable foray into gay porn.
Congrats Derek. Thats your second performer having a nationwide manhunt in just over two years! A new talent agency record!
Manhunt Monday: Jonathan Koppenhaver And I thought his first "Manhunt Monday" would his inevitable foray into gay porn.
Congrats Derek. Thats your second performer having a nationwide manhunt in just over two years! A new talent agency record!
Posted by: lance69
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 05:09 PM
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No can do Lance... not that I don't trust you but these worlds can never meet. I got you at the other place so someday you might figure it out. I'm not saying I'll ever admit to it though.
Well only one place it can be... lol. Just tell me your nick doesn't begin with treasure and I'll drop the issue.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 06:58 PM
It does not... 
Posted by: orgasmatron
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 07:03 PM
We should have a betting pool.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 07:05 PM
Nice job not using a poll stop.
Posted by: orgasmatron
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 07:05 PM
damn this board sucks.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 07:15 PM
You have 96 posts kid... Show us the way?.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 10:00 PM
c3X
kurt gaywood
funny long
Crack Machine
can you guys see a tendency in the stuntcock evolution ?
kurt gaywood
funny long
Crack Machine
can you guys see a tendency in the stuntcock evolution ?
Posted by: duckduckgoose
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 10:14 PM
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c3X
kurt gaywood
funny long
Crack Machine
can you guys see a tendency in the stuntcock evolution ?
How could we expect any different. Success in their job is defined as either extreme penis insensitivity, or urethra control on a level matching a Buddhist zen master's control of his mind.
Long-term planning skills, or a functioning prefrontal cortex need not be present.
Get hard now, stay hard forever, jizz on demand, move out of frame. Repeat.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/01/09 10:23 PM
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My question is why wasn't ChristianXXX there to protect his sometimes pimp?
Normally to separate Christian and Derek from each other in public you need a crowbar.
I'd venture a guess that even as big a guy Christian is, he's not much of a fighter. I imagine at his size he could throw a haymaker, but what other technique does he have besides some high-impact WWF style bullshit?
Thanks for the new sig, DDG.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 07:18 AM
Posted by: conundrum
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 07:30 AM
He should have changed his name to Jon Kauliflower with ears like that...
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 07:32 AM
that shit is 
Posted by: Stevie Why
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 08:17 AM
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maybe because Crack Machine already fucked his GF
http://twitpic.com/pbugi
http://twitpic.com/pbuhz
Jeez...no wonder Naughty America's jumped the shark...
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 09:15 AM
I can easily see these threads on Warped Machine becoming as irritating and boring as the ones on Desi ! 
Posted by: Barry the Pirate
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 11:21 AM
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I can easily see these threads on Warped Machine becoming as irritating and boring as the ones on Desi !
She Who Cannot Be Named is not to be named here. But since someone else mentioned her, SHCBN is a model of mental health compared to War Machine!!!! War Machine!!!!
Barry
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 11:23 AM
Are you kidding me, BDM? The guy is running around beating the shit out of porn mopes. I'm on the edge of my seat waitng for the next incident...
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 11:23 AM
WHATEVER! desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx desi foxx
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 02:05 PM
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Are you kidding me, BDM? The guy is running around beating the shit out of porn mopes. I'm on the edge of my seat waitng for the next incident...
This..^
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 02:08 PM
Meh you can see this shit on the evening news everyday. Course it usually involves 12 year old girls and youtube !
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 03:27 PM
I have cannot find a YT vid of a 12 year old girl shattering the cheekbone of the Earl of Pimpwich...
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 03:56 PM
When did you all get so fucking literal ? Geez !
Go ahead and enjoy the stupid motherfucker's meltdown. I consider it rather low brow. I also watch "Frazier" religiously !
Go ahead and enjoy the stupid motherfucker's meltdown. I consider it rather low brow. I also watch "Frazier" religiously !
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 03:59 PM
You.Sick.Fuck.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 04:01 PM
Niles cracks me the fuck up !
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 04:03 PM
I imagine Fatty as well... a bigger version of Niles.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keep an eye on war machine. - 12/02/09 04:12 PM
A bit further off the rail and I promise you all can get back to your sissy ass street\porn tiff. click