, and so-called best selling author, business woman, and biggest porn star in the world Jenna Jameson 
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No one watches Oprah around here! Do we look like a bunch of bored housewives to you?
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No one watches Oprah around here! Do we look like a bunch of bored housewives to you?
Well since it will be porn day, many will.
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Later, Paula Dean and Panzer visit Oprah in the kitchen.
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I hate Paula Deen.
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Next up on Dr. Phil: Khan Tusian and Duke Skywalker learn to get in touch with their feelings.
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I saw the back of Oprah's head nodding yes as well
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I now have a bone to pick with rah rah female empowerment Violet Blue. She said porn's appeal to women is because there is a part of all women who want to be desired, want to feel the empowerment of being sexy, etc. I was shaking my head yes the entire time. UNTIL...Violet concluded, "for their husbands."
WRONG. What about for ourselves? Is female lust and desire only acceptable when it's for men? I think not.
I'm paraphrasing what Violet said. I'm not a stenographer. But I found it very disheartening. Sidenote: I saw the back of Oprah's head nodding yes as well. And Cum Stains is right. Oprah is not buying any of this as she seems very uneasy with why women would want to watch porn at all. She seemed to come around a little by the end of the show, but still uneasy.
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I think I read somewhere that Oprah was really promiscuous back in the day and even fucked her cousin.
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Until Shelley's revelation, I had no idea Satan was the only true god.
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gaymeson said she had only been with 3-4 men
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as for ron if hes so distasteful then what was up with the other guy? same build and hairyness. a bears a bear.
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I would like to fuck Paula Dean up her fat peckerwood ass...
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I would like to fuck Paula Dean up her fat peckerwood ass...
Be sure to use plenty of mayonnaise as lube!
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Hey leave comedy to the professionals, we don't want you hurting yourself now, whoa.
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Hey leave comedy to the professionals, we don't want you hurting yourself now, whoa.
You know any that might want to post, Larry??
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Are you one of those "Comedy Central Roast" comics?
I sense the uncomic stylings of Greg Giraldo ...
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Are you one of those "Comedy Central Roast" comics?
I sense the uncomic stylings of Greg Giraldo ...
It's monkey's alt.
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I think I read somewhere that Oprah was really promiscuous back in the day and even fucked her cousin.
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Believe it was two uncles and a cousin that raped her as a child.
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To you they look the same. To another, maybe not. Maybe "Italian Ron" was just slightly less hairy and/or pudgy ... enough to make her "Yes" list. Maybe "Italian Ron" cleans leftover soup from his molester-stache or brushes his teeth every once in a while. Who knows why a girl likes once bear over another?
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"exposing Oprah"...please, she's just mad that she's wasn't asked to be on the show. I hope she does attempt to push it with Oprah so that Oprah can expose Shelly and shut her up.
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You're just hearing about this now?
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You're just hearing about this now?
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I hate Oprah, but I gotta give her a HUGE (like her ass) THANK YOU! Sales on Jenna DVDs and VODs are through the roof since her appearance on Dope-rah. Jenna hasn't sold this well in years.
Do you get a percentage of sales? Nice post!
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I hate Oprah, but I gotta give her a HUGE (like her ass) THANK YOU! Sales on Jenna DVDs and VODs are through the roof since her appearance on Dope-rah. Jenna hasn't sold this well in years.
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I heard that when Ofrah was young she was erroneously named the winner of a beauty pagaent and refused to relinquish her crown to the true winner.
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Anyway .. you been good, V??
Thought of you when the Tigers loaded the bases in the elimination game, but couldn't get in the run.
Knew the damn Twinkies had no chance of slowing Al-Yankazera.
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How's things in your neck of the woods?