BREAKING NEWS! T. Patrick & E. Seinfeld call it quits....

from lib...

I am Sad to Announce that Two People I Care about are Splitting up

I’ve held this story for a whole day now, because I didn’t want to break it during the convention when they would both have to answer to fans, but I really have no choice but to post about it now. I am very sad to say that two people who rock as a couple are splitting up. The details are not confirmed, so all I am going to say for now is that Evan Seinfeld & Tera Patrick are splitting up. Tera has moved out of the LA house.

I thought they made a great couple.

I bet she's really glad she got all those Seinfeldian tattoos now...

The only thing I care about in relation to this story is whether or not Tera is going to be doing DP's now...

DP's? I'm looking forward to her doing midgets, trannys, anal fisting, and piss swallowing. Where is Max Hardcore when you need him?

I'd pay her top dollar too
Duke

Make it happen, Duke. Please...MAKE...IT...HAPPEN!

god that guy is such a douche nozzle.

This is good news for porn fans. She'll soon need money and has no real world skills. Sounds like a recipe for Tera Patrick Darkside from Jules Jordan to me.

I'm sure you'll all talk shit about her, but you'd love to see that too.

as a fake nurse can't she find employment with the fake doctors of pornland in treating all the fake illnesses ?

She can get rid of fake bad swelling in the groin area for sure.