Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay

Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 04:31 PM

From Bree's Twitter:

# I will either move to Chicago, Indianapolis or another location in fort Wayne.43 minutes ago from Tweetie

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I think I'll purchase my 3rd gun this month. Since I don't have tatoos I've decided to buy a shit ton of firearms instead... about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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My hair stylist told me she carries pepper spray... I gave her the low down on what's really hood!about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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I checked and I can even get temp permits to carry in other states for when I travel... Ahh... I think every girl should have a gun.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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I feel sorry for any mothafucka that tries to fuck with me. Shoot first ask questions later..... Lol that's my motto.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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My permit to carry finally came through too so I can carry my guns anywhere now. I'm pretty stoked.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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Even though in target practice you're supposed to aim for the torso I aim for the head and get right between the eyes almost everytime.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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I am also going shooting tomorrow. Gonna practice more with my 45 Taurus. My aim is perfect with my glock.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie

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When I get home I'm decluttering (not a word) everything in my house in preparation for my move.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie


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Going home! Yay! Time to work on my house....got a lot of stuff I need to get rid of.... Gonna try and sell some of the stuff on eBay....about 1 hour ago from Tweetie


Her first eBay auction is for the beautiful dress she wore at the AVN awards earlier this year, it started out at $2,000 but has been lowered to the more affordable price of $200.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220451800383&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp3907.m38.l1313%26_nkw%3D220451800383%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Here's a cute video of Bree with the dress: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&channelID=173284909
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 04:51 PM

Stalkers beware?
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 04:59 PM

Could this explain Eric's absence? Crazy whore, in the bushes outside her house with the glock. Thats 1-1 LG.

Why do I have the feeling that this tweet transcript will one day be heard in a fort wayne court house.

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 05:08 PM

I feel sorry for any mothafucka that tries to fuck with me. Shoot first ask questions later..... Lol that's my motto.

^^^^ Thats something that can come back to haunt her if she ever does shoot someone.Dumb whore.
Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 05:14 PM

From her Tweets in the past week or so it seems like she's been very depressed lately. To be honest, as a fan I'm concerned about her.

And I do think the messages about her gun are a not-so-subtle message to any stalkers out there.
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 05:14 PM

This all points to a fanboy who has recently frightened her. Wonder where AC is these days? First the move, then buying another gun, then shooting practice, then I hit'm right between the eyes, then a temp permit to cross state lines, then....the mail came and I got my permit, then I'm putting my extra shit on ebay in prep for my move to undisclosed location.........All with a fucking day. Stupid Whore.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 05:17 PM

Quote:

From her Tweets in the past week or so it seems like she's been very depressed lately. To be honest, as a fan I'm concerned about her.

And I do think the messages about her gun are a not-so-subtle message to any stalkers out there.



I agree, I think you should go to her place un(der)-announced tonight at 2amish, just to make sure she is okay, wear something dark.
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 05:23 PM

Quote:

Quote:

From her Tweets in the past week or so it seems like she's been very depressed lately. To be honest, as a fan I'm concerned about her.

And I do think the messages about her gun are a not-so-subtle message to any stalkers out there.



I agree, I think you should go to her place un(der)-announced tonight at 2amish, just to make sure she is okay, wear something dark.



Wonder if Sir Charles will see the muzzle flash before lights out?
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 05:54 PM

Quote:

From her Tweets in the past week or so it seems like she's been very depressed lately. To be honest, as a fan I'm concerned about her.

And I do think the messages about her gun are a not-so-subtle message to any stalkers out there.



I hope she shoots you before offing herself.
Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 06:46 PM

Reminds me of when Phil Anselmo's ex-wife was selling his dirty sweat pants and Seth Putnam was selling his leg braces.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 07:11 PM

its a fucking fire sale.....

ebay and craigslist be advised!
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 07:17 PM

You guys can beat the 2nd Amendment drum as loud as you like, and bitch about the "jack-booted thugs" who are trying to steal your freedom: The fact is a less-than-100 IQ pornwhore is walking your streets carrying a loaded Glock....
Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 09:45 PM

Its our Constitutional right to bear arms, no matter how badly liberals want to take our freedoms away.

And Bree is certainly much brighter than you give her credit for.

Besides, if she moves to Chicago she will have to give up her guns anyway. Illinois has some of the most restrictive firearms laws in the country.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 09:48 PM

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Its our Constitutional right to bear arms, no matter how badly liberals want to take our freedoms away.

And Bree is certainly much brighter than you give her credit for.

Besides, if she moves to Chicago she will have to give up her guns anyway. Illinois has some of the most restrictive firearms laws in the country.


If Bree puts her chair leg up on Ebay I bet you will be the top bidder
Posted by: D.W.

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 10:30 PM

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Besides, if she moves to Chicago she will have to give up her guns anyway. Illinois has some of the most restrictive firearms laws in the country.



Is this your way of saying you hope she moves to Chicago?
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 10:49 PM

A little thing like her probably couldn't hit the side of a barn with a 45. She's totally fucked in the head if she thinks she can carry anywhere in the country with an Indiana permit.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/15/09 11:48 PM

Quote:

From her Tweets in the past week or so it seems like she's been very depressed lately. To be honest, as a fan I'm concerned about her.

And I do think the messages about her gun are a not-so-subtle message to any stalkers out there.



Hence why you bought a bullet proof vest right after you read her tweets.

If I was Bree and had some crazy stalker like she says, I wouldn't be publicly outlining my every move for everyone to read. Why give your stalker the heads up so they can plan their counter attack? If you need to get rid of stuff to make moving easier, fine, announce your ebay sale. People don't need to know why. Definitely don't announce that you're moving and certainly not where you're moving to. They don't need to know what type of guns you have either. All this is doing is telling Eric and Charles Z, oops I mean your stalker, your next move on the chess board and it easier for them.
Posted by: Fenris

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 05:12 AM

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You guys can beat the 2nd Amendment drum as loud as you like, and bitch about the "jack-booted thugs" who are trying to steal your freedom: The fact is a less-than-100 IQ pornwhore is walking your streets carrying a loaded Glock....



That's true Tatty, but she hasn't tasered, arrested or sent anyone to Guantanamo Bay yet either.
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 06:30 AM

I b kind of hopen dat da ho does move back to the mid-west, ie. Da bitch loves the black cock in Indy.I give dat bitch some corn fed chunky nut juice for brakfast, jus like I does all my bitches.I can has that bitch turnd out in a week.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 09:17 AM

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Her first eBay auction is for the beautiful dress she wore at the AVN awards earlier this year, it started out at $2,000 but has been lowered to the more affordable price of $200.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220451800383&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp3907.m38.l1313%26_nkw%3D220451800383%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1





I expect that the only bidder will be a CSI training school to assist students isolating DNA samples.
Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 11:07 AM

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I do not know if there is a carry permit good for the whole country,either.
It's not like a season pass at Six Flags....



Nope, there are only certain states that will accept another state's CHLs as valid, and usually only the neighboring states. For instance, my permit is good from TX to FL, and in OK, AR, and GA, but not in TN or KY.

And if she moves to Chicago, her permit will be immediately invalid, and she'll have to register all of her guns with the local PD and buy a license to get a gun. Chicago's more restrictive than California.
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 12:03 PM

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I do not know if there is a carry permit good for the whole country,either.
It's not like a season pass at Six Flags....



Nope, there are only certain states that will accept another state's CHLs as valid, and usually only the neighboring states. For instance, my permit is good from TX to FL, and in OK, AR, and GA, but not in TN or KY.

And if she moves to Chicago, her permit will be immediately invalid, and she'll have to register all of her guns with the local PD and buy a license to get a gun. Chicago's more restrictive than California.




Hmmmmmmm, it hasn't helped this calendar year's murder rate in Chicago. However, gun registration is only for good people, it's like locks on a door, that's just to keep good people out. Bad guys will just kick it in.
Posted by: charin

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 02:03 PM

For the record, this liberal supports the entire Bill of Rights, including the 2nd Amendment.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/16/09 10:55 PM

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Hmmmmmmm, it hasn't helped this calendar year's murder rate in Chicago. However, gun registration is only for good people, it's like locks on a door, that's just to keep good people out. Bad guys will just kick it in.



Of course not. Instead of getting to the root causes of crime, they instead blame it on guns and when that doesn't work, they scream, "See?? We haven't made enough restrictive gun laws!" It's a neverending cycle of stupidity that all politicians fall into about all "preventive" political measures.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/17/09 01:31 AM

give it a rest CharlesZ - bree hasn't been relevant for years. don't assume the eric sideshow meant otherwise. nobody gives a fuck so stop crowbarring her shit in as if you just stumbled upon it, and nice going blurring yourself out on your ebay auction but that goofball mug was posted here before.



let me save everyone a lot of trouble. i've summed up every pornwhore blog/twitter/post ever written into the following. after this you'll never have to read one again, much less copy and paste it like it's news:

"i hate attention, i have so many stalkers, i'm bored, i love myself, too much drama, i love my fans, where is everybody, i have a gun, look at me, don't look at me, i can't breathe, i'm at starbucks, i have cancer, porn didn't fire me i quit, i'm bored, look over here, i like fat fucks with money, i'm unique, i have a secret, that never happened, i really did have a normal childhood, i'm starting my own company, i'm at starbucks, does anyone know how to start a company, i'm bored, i have cancer, i love the sound of the ocean i hear it 24x7, i like chocolate, they found drugs in my system but i don't take drugs, it's everyone else's fault, this is just temporary until medical school, i'm bored."

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/17/09 06:45 AM

I waiting for the chair leg to post that it is calling shotgun on the U-Haul.
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/17/09 06:58 AM

Im thinking that there is a video here:

That fucking dress was bought @ Walmart, it's her favorite place to shop in Fort Wayne,,,fuck it's the only place to shop in Fort wayne. Does she charge extra for blow jobs in the back of the strip club if she has the dress on?
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/17/09 11:06 AM

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Im thinking that there is a video here:

That fucking dress was bought @ Walmart, it's her favorite place to shop in Fort Wayne,,,fuck it's the only place to shop in Fort wayne. Does she charge extra for blow jobs in the back of the strip club if she has the dress on?




I'll bet if you put a black light on the dress it will light up like a fucking Christmas Tree....
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/18/09 05:49 AM

It would be the porn version of a Rorschach Test.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/18/09 09:17 AM

This got me thinking...
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"I will either move to Chicago, Indianapolis or another location in fort Wayne."

-- Excessive Feelings of Power and/or Superiority


"My permit to carry finally came through too so I can carry my guns anywhere now. I'm pretty stoked."

-- Increased Self-Confidence


"When I get home I'm decluttering (not a word) everything in my house in preparation for my move."

-- Restlessness


"Going home! Yay! Time to work on my house....got a lot of stuff I need to get rid of.... Gonna try and sell some of the stuff on eBay...."

-- Hyperactivity


"I think I'll purchase my 3rd gun this month. Since I don't have tatoos I've decided to buy a shit ton of firearms instead... "

-- Repetitive and/or Obsessive Behaviors


"I feel sorry for any mothafucka that tries to fuck with me. Shoot first ask questions later..... Lol that's my motto."

-- Paranoia


"Even though in target practice you're supposed to aim for the torso I aim for the head and get right between the eyes almost everytime."

-- Increased Aggression


"My hair stylist told me she carries pepper spray... I gave her the low down on what's really hood!"

-- Mental Constipation. Oral Diarrhea.


"I am also going shooting tomorrow. Gonna practice more with my 45 Taurus. My aim is perfect with my glock."

-- Psychomotor Agitation


"I checked and I can even get temp permits to carry in other states for when I travel... Ahh... I think every girl should have a gun."

-- Psychosis, Dry Mouth.



Must have gone unnoticed for a long time, if she's already clucking her shit on eBay. Soon, the shit's gonna hit the fan, and it WILL be great. But you don't have to take my word for it.


@ Mark_J. You magnificent, son of a bitch! I love you!!! <3
Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/18/09 09:59 PM

It looks like she could be getting married soon. I wonder who the lucky guy is? And it seems a little odd that she referred to herself in the third-person...

From her Twitter:

"Bree olson is getting fitted for a wedding dress? Find out why at shangrila west in ft Wayne on the 30th! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie "



And she's put a lot more of her clothes on eBay. Most of her auctions are for $5.00 so its a bargain for any young ladies out there looking for good deals.

http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/officialbreeolson_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_ipgZ
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/18/09 10:13 PM

Let's do the math, stalker z.

Shangri-la is a strip club. Bree is buying a wedding dress at some cheap mall place like david's bridal (in shy love's case it's david's bridle) and telling her fans she will reveal why at the strip club. All signs lead to Bree prancing around on stage to a feature set with billy idol's White Wedding. rawrrrrrrrrr. Dipshit.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/18/09 10:53 PM

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Let's do the math, stalker z.

Shangri-la is a strip club. Bree is buying a wedding dress at some cheap mall place like david's bridal (in shy love's case it's david's bridle) and telling her fans she will reveal why at the strip club. All signs lead to Bree prancing around on stage to a feature set with billy idol's White Wedding. rawrrrrrrrrr. Dipshit.



That was brilliant
Posted by: one liner larry

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/18/09 11:31 PM



Hey, I recognize that lady on the right, she looks like my wife when I get drunk enough to have sex with her, hey whoa.
Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 04:34 AM

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Let's do the math, stalker z.

Shangri-la is a strip club. Bree is buying a wedding dress at some cheap mall place like david's bridal (in shy love's case it's david's bridle) and telling her fans she will reveal why at the strip club. All signs lead to Bree prancing around on stage to a feature set with billy idol's White Wedding. rawrrrrrrrrr. Dipshit.



I've already considered that she might use the dress as part of her act. What kind of a fucking moron do you think I am? And keep your immature insults to yourself.

But I think there could be more to it, due to the depressed state she's seemed to be in lately, and other issues. She just complained last week on her Twitter about a guy who was wanting her to commit to him more than she was ready.

So its not hard to imagine that she just gave in and said yes to a marriage proposal. And considering she's a porn star, and porn stars crave attention, what better place to announce her engagement than a strip club?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 04:51 AM



Well, we know what the groom will be wearing.
Posted by: roadiewarriorx

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 10:45 AM

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Well, we know what the groom will be wearing.




Posted by: El Chivato

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 10:56 AM

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Well, we know what the groom will be wearing.




Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 11:00 AM

+ 1!


First dance?


Posted by: farewell and adieu

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 12:33 PM

someone needs to photoshop the chair upside down
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/19/09 02:01 PM

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I've already considered that she might use the dress as part of her act. What kind of a fucking moron do you think I am? And keep your immature insults to yourself.

But I think there could be more to it, due to the depressed state she's seemed to be in lately, and other issues. She just complained last week on her Twitter about a guy who was wanting her to commit to him more than she was ready.

So its not hard to imagine that she just gave in and said yes to a marriage proposal. And considering she's a porn star, and porn stars crave attention, what better place to announce her engagement than a strip club?



I know what kind of fucking moron I think you are.You are like the biggest PW mark on the planet and I do believe that you are quite possibly the biggest moron that has posted here in a LONG time.
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Bree Olson's Moving and Selling Things on Ebay - 07/20/09 07:41 AM

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Let's do the math, stalker z.

Shangri-la is a strip club. Bree is buying a wedding dress at some cheap mall place like david's bridal (in shy love's case it's david's bridle) and telling her fans she will reveal why at the strip club. All signs lead to Bree prancing around on stage to a feature set with billy idol's White Wedding. rawrrrrrrrrr. Dipshit.




Dude, Cheap pleace.....? Hell In Ft. Wayne that dress will run $125 at the most. That strip club is a trash pit. But she does give good head in the back room ( I hear)